1. male announcer:
NOT FEELING SO HOT?Copy !req
2. - OOH, THIS IS NOT RIGHT!Copy !req
3. IS WORK
GETTING TO YOU?Copy !req
4. THINGS COULD BE WORSE.Copy !req
5. JUST ASK THE COUPLE
WHO WOUND UP IN HOT WATERCopy !req
6. OR THE DUDE WHO BROKE
INTO TELEVISION.Copy !req
7. HOW ABOUT THE CUTE OLD LADY
WHO KEPT GETTING HIT ON?Copy !req
8. AND THE SECRETARY
WHO COULDN'T GET AHEAD?Copy !req
9. THEN THERE'S THE PAINT HUFFER
WHO GOT BURNT OUT.Copy !req
10. AND THE OLD GRINCH
WHO HAD IT IN FOR SANTA.Copy !req
11. - HO! HO! HO!Copy !req
12. IF YOU'RE
FEELING DOWN,Copy !req
13. WE'VE GOT PERFECT PICK-ME-UP.Copy !req
14. THE NEXT EPISODE OF
1,000 WAYS TO DIE!Copy !req
15. DEATH IS EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
16. MOST OF US TRY TO AVOID IT.Copy !req
17. OTHERS CAN'T GET OUT
OF ITS WAY.Copy !req
18. EVERY DAY WE FIGHT
A NEW WAR AGAINST...Copy !req
19. THERE'S A LOT OF WAYS
TO WIND UP DEAD.Copy !req
20. THE FACT THAT WE SURVIVE
AT ALL IS A MIRACLE...Copy !req
21. BECAUSE EVERY DAY WE LIVE,
WE FACE...Copy !req
22. TAMMY WAS AN AMBITIOUS
EXECUTIVE ASSISTANTCopy !req
23. WHO WAS WILLING
TO PLAY THE GAMECopy !req
24. TO MOVE UP THE LADDER.Copy !req
25. - HERE'S YOUR COFFEE,
MR. ELLIOT.Copy !req
26. - THANK YOU.Copy !req
27. A REAL GO-GETTER,Copy !req
28. SHE WAS FUELED
BY BURNING AMBITIONCopy !req
29. AND AN ADDICTION
TO ENERGY DRINKS.Copy !req
30. - IS THERE ANYTHING
I CAN GET FOR YOU?Copy !req
31. - YES.Copy !req
32. COULD YOU GRAB THAT BOXCopy !req
33. AND PUT IT ON TOP OF THESE
BOXES, PLEASE?Copy !req
34. - SURE.Copy !req
35. HER BOSS
AT THE INSURANCE COMPANYCopy !req
36. WAS YOUR BASIC SLEAZEBAG.Copy !req
37. TAMMY LET HIM HAVE HIS WAY
UP TO A POINT,Copy !req
38. KNOWING SHE HAD A LOCK
ON AN UPCOMING PROMOTION.Copy !req
39. - WHAT WOULD YOUR WIFE SAY?Copy !req
40. - WHAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW
WON'T HURT HER.Copy !req
41. THINKING ABOUT
THE PROMOTION WAS MAKING HERCopy !req
42. SO NERVOUS, SHE KNOCKED
DOWN ENERGY DRINKSCopy !req
43. AT AN EVEN FASTER PACE.Copy !req
44. - COME IN.Copy !req
45. - MR. ELLIOT?Copy !req
46. COULD I TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE?Copy !req
47. I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THE PROMOTION.Copy !req
48. IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
I COULD DO?Copy !req
49. - WELL...Copy !req
50. THERE MIGHT BE JUST ONE MORE
THING YOU CAN DO.Copy !req
51. TAMMY WOULD DO
A LOT TO FURTHER HER CAREER,Copy !req
52. BUT MR. ELLIOT WASN'T
ONE OF THEM.Copy !req
53. - THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.Copy !req
54. SHE TRIED
TO WASH HER DISGUST AWAYCopy !req
55. WITH A COUPLE MORE CANS
OF ENERGY BOOST.Copy !req
56. - MOST ENERGY DRINKS CONTAIN
BOTH HIGH LEVELSCopy !req
57. OF SUGAR AND HIGH LEVELS
OF CAFFEINE.Copy !req
58. MANY OF THESE ENERGY AGENTS
CAN HAVE A SIGNIFICANTCopy !req
59. AND HIGHER AMOUNT OF CAFFEINE
THAN A TYPICAL CUP OF COFFEE,Copy !req
60. WHICH IS USUALLY
100 MILLIGRAMS.Copy !req
61. THIS CAN HAVE
DETRIMENTAL EFFECTS.Copy !req
62. AT HIGHER LEVELS,
CAFFEINE CAN CAUSECopy !req
63. INCREASED RESPIRATORY RATE,
INCREASED HEART RATE.Copy !req
64. TAMMY WAS
DRINKING HERSELFCopy !req
65. INTO A HEART-HAMMERING
CAFFEINE OVERDOSE.Copy !req
66. THINGS GOT EVEN WORSE
WHEN SHE SAW THE NEW GUYCopy !req
67. SLIP INTO THE BOSS'S OFFICE.Copy !req
68. SOMETHING WAS UP.Copy !req
69. UNABLE TO RESIST,Copy !req
70. TAMMY TOOK A PEEK...Copy !req
71. AND DISCOVERED THE NEW GUY WAS
PASSING THE ORAL TESTCopy !req
72. WITH FLYING COLORS.Copy !req
73. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
74. - GUESS WHO JUST
GOT THE PROMOTION.Copy !req
75. - TAMMY ERUPTED.Copy !req
76. - MR. ELLIOT, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT I JUST HEARD?Copy !req
77. I JUST HEARD
THAT YOU GAVE MY JOB—Copy !req
78. MY PROMOTION—
TO THE NEW GUY!Copy !req
79. HER HEART
RED-LINEDCopy !req
80. AND HER BLOOD PRESSURE
WENT THROUGH THE ROOF.Copy !req
81. ALL FUELED BY TEN 16-OUNCE
ENERGY DRINKS.Copy !req
82. - I CAN'T STAND YOU
AND I HOPE THAT YOU DIE!Copy !req
83. OOH! THIS IS NOT RIGHT!Copy !req
84. THIS IS NOT FAIR!
IT'S NOT FA—Copy !req
85. TAMMY'S
OVER-CAFFEINATED HEART EXPLODEDCopy !req
86. AND SHE WAS DEAD BEFORE
SHE HIT THE FLOOR.Copy !req
87. - WHEN YOU HAVE
HIGH CAFFEINE LEVELS,Copy !req
88. THIS CAN PREDISPOSE
YOU TO ARRHYTHMIASCopy !req
89. AND IT MAKES THE HEART
MUCH MORE SENSITIVECopy !req
90. TO THE EFFECTS
OF THESE TWO AGENTS.Copy !req
91. THIS CAN THEN CAUSE
A DEATHLY ARRHYTHMIACopy !req
92. AND THEN CARDIAC ARREST
AND THEN DEATH.Copy !req
93. TAMMY JUST WANTED
TO GET AHEAD.Copy !req
94. - IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
I CAN GET FOR YOU?Copy !req
95. BUT WHEN
SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT...Copy !req
96. - THIS IS NOT FAIR!
IT'S NOT FA—Copy !req
97. SHE WOUND UP
AT A DEAD END.Copy !req
98. - COME ON!
GET HIM!Copy !req
99. - GET HIM!
GET HIM IN A HEADLOCK!Copy !req
100. IT WAS WRESTLING
NIGHT AT FERNANDO'S PLACE.Copy !req
101. EVERY WEEK,
HE WOULD GATHER HIS BUDSCopy !req
102. FOR SOME YUCKS
AND BREWSKIES.Copy !req
103. - YEAH!
CLOTHESLINE!Copy !req
104. - TONIGHT, FERNANDO
HAD INVITED A NEW GUY, CHIP.Copy !req
105. THEY HAD MET AT AN
ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSCopy !req
106. AND FERNANDO THOUGHT
HE WOULD EXTENDCopy !req
107. THE HAND OF FRIENDSHIP.Copy !req
108. CHIP HAD A LOT OF PENT-UP
ANGER AND FRUSTRATION.Copy !req
109. A LOT OF IT DUE
TO HIS FAILED AMBITIONSCopy !req
110. AS A TV SPORTSCASTER.Copy !req
111. - WOO-HOO!Copy !req
112. - OH!Copy !req
113. - THE ATOMIC ELBOW!
YEAH!Copy !req
114. CHIP'S BEHAVIOR
HAD FERNANDO WONDERINGCopy !req
115. IF HE HAD MADE A MISTAKE.Copy !req
116. - COME ON.
LET'S GO RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
117. - LET'S GO!
- OH, YEAH.Copy !req
118. COME ON.Copy !req
119. YEAH!Copy !req
120. FORGET ABOUT
ANGER MANAGEMENT.Copy !req
121. THIS GUY NEEDED
A STRAIGHTJACKET.Copy !req
122. - RELAX.
DAMN.Copy !req
123. - YOU WANT SOME, BIG BOY?Copy !req
124. - THIS PERSON ALREADY
HAS ISSUES WITH ANGER.Copy !req
125. AND THEN WHEN
YOU COMBINE ALCOHOL WITH THIS,Copy !req
126. IT'S A VERY BAD COMBINATION,Copy !req
127. BECAUSE THE ALCOHOL LESSENS
THEIR IMPULSE CONTROL,Copy !req
128. THEIR ABILITY
TO THINK THINGS THROUGH.Copy !req
129. - OH, YOU WANT SOME MORE
OF THIS?Copy !req
130. FINALLY,
CHIP BROUGHT THE PARTY...Copy !req
131. AND HIMSELF TO A DEAD STOP.Copy !req
132. IT WAS A TRIPLE WHAMMY.Copy !req
133. THE SHATTERED GLASS RIPPED
HIS FACE TO SHREDS,Copy !req
134. THE FORCE OF
THE BLOW BROKE HIS NECK,Copy !req
135. AND HIS HEART TOOK
A FATAL JOLT OF ELECTRICITYCopy !req
136. FROM THE SEVERED WIRES.Copy !req
137. CHIP WAS UNABLE TO CONTROL HIS
HAIR-TRIGGER TEMPER.Copy !req
138. - YEAH!Copy !req
139. BUT IN THE END...Copy !req
140. HE FINALLY WOUND UP...
IN TELEVISION.Copy !req
141. - GET UP!Copy !req
142. COMING UP...Copy !req
143. A LITTLE OLD LADY GETS HER
HURT ON...Copy !req
144. - OH!Copy !req
145. AND HE HUFFED
AND HE PUFFEDCopy !req
146. AND HE BLEW HIMSELF UP.Copy !req
147. A LITTLE OLD LADY
OUT FOR A STROLLCopy !req
148. ENJOYING THE AUTUMN
OF HER YEARS.Copy !req
149. IT'S A PICTURE
OF TRANQUILITY UNTIL...Copy !req
150. SOME JERK DECIDES
TO POUNCE ON HER PURSE.Copy !req
151. - HEY!Copy !req
152. GRANNY MIGHT
BE 74,Copy !req
153. BUT SHE'S ALSO A FIFTH-DEGREE
BLACK BELT IN TAE KWON DO.Copy !req
154. SHE REGULARLY
WINS COMPETITIONSCopy !req
155. AGAINST YOUNG MEN
WITH WAY MORECopy !req
156. FIGHTING SKILLS
THAN THIS LOWLIFE.Copy !req
157. THIS DUDE JUST
POPPED A WHOLE CANCopy !req
158. OF SENIOR-CITIZEN
WHOOP-ASS.Copy !req
159. - GO GET HIM, GRANNY!Copy !req
160. - YEAH!
KICK HIS ASS!Copy !req
161. - KICK HIS ASS!Copy !req
162. - DYNAMITE COMES
IN ALL PACKAGES—Copy !req
163. SMALL, MEDIUM, AND LARGE.Copy !req
164. AN ELDERLY LADY
WHO'S BEEN DOINGCopy !req
165. MARTIAL ARTS
FOR 20 OR 30 YEARS,Copy !req
166. SHE'S ALREADY A TRAINED KILLER
AT THAT LEVEL.Copy !req
167. THE THIEF'S
GOT NO PROBLEMCopy !req
168. HITTING A SWEET OLD LADY.Copy !req
169. HE LANDS SOME VICIOUS
BLOWS,Copy !req
170. BUT THAT ONLY LIGHTS
GRANNY'S FUSE.Copy !req
171. - DO IT!
- OH!Copy !req
172. - YEAH!
- YOU LITTLE PRICK.Copy !req
173. GET BACK HERE!Copy !req
174. - OH!Copy !req
175. - YES!Copy !req
176. WOW!Copy !req
177. - OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
178. SHE'S KICKING HIS ASS!Copy !req
179. IT WAS TIME
TO WRAP IT UP.Copy !req
180. GRANNY HAD A DATE
WITH A DIALYSIS MACHINE.Copy !req
181. - HIYA!
HIYA!Copy !req
182. - OH!Copy !req
183. SHE DELIVERS
THE GRANDMOTHER OF ALL PUNCHESCopy !req
184. RIGHT TO HIS THROAT.Copy !req
185. - SHE STRUCK HIM
ON THE WINDPIPECopy !req
186. WHERE THE ADAM'S APPLE IS,
OR THE LARYNX IS,Copy !req
187. AND SHE GENERATED ENOUGH FORCE
TO RUPTURE THE WINDPIPE.Copy !req
188. NOW HIS BODY WASN'T ABLE
TO SUCK IN THE AIRCopy !req
189. THAT IT NEEDED TO LIVE ON.Copy !req
190. - OH, THAT WAS SERIOUS, MAN.Copy !req
191. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
192. GRANNY PROBABLY WOULD
HAVE INVITED HIM OVER FOR TEA.Copy !req
193. INSTEAD, HE GOT TKO'D...Copy !req
194. - HIYA!
- OH!Copy !req
195. AND WOUND UP
D.O.A.Copy !req
196. YOU'RE LOOKING AT FOOTAGE
FROM A SECURITY CAMERACopy !req
197. TAKEN BEHIND A WAREHOUSE
IN SEATTLE.Copy !req
198. THE OWNER CAME IN
ONE MORNINGCopy !req
199. AND FOUND THIS DEAD BODY
LYING IN HIS ALLEY.Copy !req
200. REWINDING THE TAPE,Copy !req
201. TWO OTHER MALES
ARE SEEN RUNNING AWAY.Copy !req
202. THEY WERE PICKED UP BY POLICECopy !req
203. WHO ALSO CONFISCATED
THEIR VIDEO CAMERA.Copy !req
204. BY PIECING TOGETHER THE SECURITY
AND THE VIDEO FOOTAGE,Copy !req
205. THEY WERE ABLE TO DETERMINE
WHAT HAPPENED.Copy !req
206. - FILL THE BAG UP FOR,
LIKE, TEN SECONDS,Copy !req
207. AND THEN HUFF IT, MAN.Copy !req
208. THE THREE MALESCopy !req
209. HAD BEEN OUT ENJOYING
THEIR FAVORITE PASTIME,Copy !req
210. HUFFING.Copy !req
211. THIS FUN ACTIVITY INVOLVES
BREATHING IN PAINT FUMESCopy !req
212. TO GET HIGH.Copy !req
213. - THIS IS A GOOD TIME.Copy !req
214. WATCH.Copy !req
215. THIS CAUSES
DIZZINESS, DISORIENTATION,Copy !req
216. HALLUCINATIONS,
AND PERMANENT BRAIN DAMAGE.Copy !req
217. - ONE BIG HIT
ON AN AEROSOL CAN,Copy !req
218. THE HIGH
WILL PROBABLY LAST YOUCopy !req
219. ABOUT 6 TO 71/2 MINUTES.Copy !req
220. YOU CAN GET SO HIGH
THAT YOU THINK YOU SEE WHALESCopy !req
221. GOING OVER RAINBOWS.Copy !req
222. YOU CAN DO A LOT OF HUFFINGCopy !req
223. AND GET PROGRESSIVELY
HIGHER AND HIGHER AND HIGHER,Copy !req
224. BUT THEN YOU ALSO GET
DUMBER AND DUMBER AND DUMBER.Copy !req
225. - IS THAT, LIKE,
NOT THE BEST STUFF EVER, MAN?Copy !req
226. - IS IT BAD IF YOU CAN'T
HEAR YOUR EARS?Copy !req
227. - WHOA, WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
228. WHILE TAGGING
THE WAREHOUSE WALLCopy !req
229. WITH GRAFFITI,Copy !req
230. THEY CAME ACROSS A BOX
OF UNLABELED LIQUIDS.Copy !req
231. - LOOK.Copy !req
232. WHICH WERE
LATER DETERMINEDCopy !req
233. TO BE INDUSTRIAL-GRADE
SOLVENTS.Copy !req
234. - WHAT ARE—OH!Copy !req
235. THEIR FUMES
ARE FAR MORE POWERFULCopy !req
236. THAN AEROSOL PAINT CANS.Copy !req
237. - SNIFF THE FUMES
FROM IT, MAN.Copy !req
238. IT GETS YOU, LIKE, HIGHER.Copy !req
239. YOU KNOW—YOU—Copy !req
240. ONE OF THEM
DECIDED TO SOAK HIMSELFCopy !req
241. WITH THE TOXIC LIQUIDS
IN ORDER TO BREATHE THE FUMESCopy !req
242. DIRECTLY OFF HIS CLOTHING.Copy !req
243. BUT THE FAST-EVAPORATING
SOLVENTSCopy !req
244. SUCKED THE HEAT
RIGHT OUT OF HIS BODY.Copy !req
245. - DUDE, THIS STUFF
IS COLD, MAN.Copy !req
246. ONLY A BRAIN-DAMAGED
PAINT HUFFERCopy !req
247. WOULD ASK THIS NEXT QUESTION.Copy !req
248. - HEY, YOU GOT
THE LIGHTER ON YOU?Copy !req
249. - DO IT, DO IT, DO IT.
- ALL RIGHT, LIGHT IT.Copy !req
250. - YOU READY?
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
251. - OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
252. - DUDE, DUDE.Copy !req
253. - GET ON THE FLOOR!
GET ON THE FLOOR!Copy !req
254. - ROLL—ROLL AROUND.Copy !req
255. - FIVE-SECOND BURN CAN POSSIBLY
CAUSE A SECOND-DEGREE BURN,Copy !req
256. AND MAYBE A TEN-SECOND BURN
WOULD PROBABLY LEADCopy !req
257. TO A THIRD-DEGREE
OR FOURTH,Copy !req
258. DEPENDING ON THE TEMPERATURE
OF THE SUBSTANCE.Copy !req
259. THIS PUTS HIM IN
A HYPERMETABOLIC STATE.Copy !req
260. WITH INCREASED HEART RATE,
INCREASED RESPIRATORY RATE,Copy !req
261. INCREASED TEMPERATURE,
THEY LOSE A LOT OF PROTEINSCopy !req
262. AND FLUIDS, WHICH THEN
WOULD EVENTUALLY LEAD TO DEATH.Copy !req
263. - DUDE, I THINK HE'S DEAD.Copy !req
264. - OH, MY GOD.
WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE.Copy !req
265. THE RESULTSCopy !req
266. THE TWO ACCOMPLICES
WERE CHARGED WITH MANSLAUGHTER.Copy !req
267. - GO, GO, GO.Copy !req
268. THE THIRD HUFFER,Copy !req
269. HE WENT STRAIGHT
TO THE MORGUE.Copy !req
270. UP NEXT, A SWORDSMAN
HITS THE JUICE.Copy !req
271. AND PILL-POPPING HOT-TUBBERSCopy !req
272. GET RUB-A-DUBBED OUT.Copy !req
273. WE COME UPON
A STRANGE AND GRISLY SCENE.Copy !req
274. A YOUNG COUPLE
IN THE PRIME OF THEIR LIFECopy !req
275. LYING DEAD IN THEIR HOT TUB.Copy !req
276. IT WOULD LATER BE DETERMINEDCopy !req
277. THEY WERE BOILED ALIVE.Copy !req
278. - CHAMPAGNE.Copy !req
279. THESE TWO
LOVED THE GOOD LIFE.Copy !req
280. - AND LOBSTER.Copy !req
281. - OH.Copy !req
282. THEY ALSO ENJOYED
THE HIGH LIFE.Copy !req
283. THEY WOULD SWALLOW
A MOUTHFUL OF PAINKILLERS...Copy !req
284. CLIMB INTO THE HOT TUB...Copy !req
285. POP A BOTTLE OF BUBBLY...Copy !req
286. AND DRIFT AWAY,Copy !req
287. NUMB, DUMB,
AND FULL OF COM-FORT.Copy !req
288. THEY WERE PLAYING WITH FIRE.Copy !req
289. THE RISING WATER TEMPERATURE
WAS MAGNIFYING THE EFFECTSCopy !req
290. OF THE BOOZE AND DRUGS.Copy !req
291. - CAN YOU FEEL IT, BABY?Copy !req
292. - THE ENZYMES THAT METABOLIZE
DRUGS IN YOUR BODYCopy !req
293. ARE MADE TO FUNCTION
AT A CERTAIN TEMPERATURE,Copy !req
294. AND THAT'S BODY TEMPERATURE.Copy !req
295. CORE BODY TEMPERATURE INCREASES
THE ENZYMES THAT REMOVECopy !req
296. DRUGS AND ALCOHOL FROM YOUR BODY
DON'T FUNCTION AS WELL,Copy !req
297. AND SO YOU'LL END UP
GETTING A HIGHER LEVELCopy !req
298. OF THE DRUG IN YOUR BODY.Copy !req
299. - IS IT TOO HOT IN HERE?Copy !req
300. THINGS STILL
MIGHT HAVE TURNED OUT OKAYCopy !req
301. EXCEPT FOR
A BROKEN THERMOSTAT.Copy !req
302. 110 DEGREES IS AS HOT
AS A HOT TUB SHOULD EVER GET.Copy !req
303. BUT WITH NOTHING
TO KEEP IT IN CHECK,Copy !req
304. THE TEMPERATURE KEPT CLIMBING.Copy !req
305. ALL THEY HAD TO DO
WAS GET OUT.Copy !req
306. BUT THEY WERE TOO DAMN WASTED.Copy !req
307. - I FEEL GOOD.Copy !req
308. BY THE TIME
THE WATER HIT 150 DEGREES,Copy !req
309. THEY WERE ALREADY SUFFERING
FROM FIRST-DEGREE BURNS.Copy !req
310. WHEN THE TEMPERATURE
REACHED 175,Copy !req
311. TISSUE-DAMAGING
SECOND-DEGREE BURNS SET IN.Copy !req
312. SOON AFTER,
THEY WENT INTO SHOCK.Copy !req
313. - SHOCK MEANS THAT YOUR BODYCopy !req
314. DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH
BLOOD PRESSURE.Copy !req
315. BECAUSE
THE FLUID LEVEL IS LOW,Copy !req
316. THE HEART DOESN'T WORK,
IT GOES INTO SHOCK.Copy !req
317. DRUGS...Copy !req
318. ALCOHOL,
AND A BROKEN SWITCHCopy !req
319. CREATED A PERFECTLY
DEADLY STORM.Copy !req
320. - ARE YOU FEELING IT, BABY?Copy !req
321. WHEN THEIR BODIES
WERE FINALLY DISCOVERED,Copy !req
322. THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT
BUT STONED SOUP.Copy !req
323. - WHY ARE YOU RUNNING, MAN?Copy !req
324. HEAD SHOT.Copy !req
325. GREG AND TYLER
WERE A COUPLECopy !req
326. OF JAPANESE-AMERICAN KIDSCopy !req
327. LIVING OUT THE SUBURBAN DREAMS
OF THEIR IMMIGRANT PARENTS.Copy !req
328. - OHH!
- GAME OVER.Copy !req
329. - KNIFED YOU IN THE THROAT.Copy !req
330. BUT LIKE A LOT OF KIDS,Copy !req
331. THEY WERE BORED AND RESTLESS.Copy !req
332. - PSSH.Copy !req
333. - I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE AT.Copy !req
334. TO KILL TIME,Copy !req
335. THEY PLAYED VIDEO GAMESCopy !req
336. AND WATCHED SAMURAI FLICKS.Copy !req
337. - LOOK AT HOW FAST
HE'S SPINNING THAT THING.Copy !req
338. - PSSH.Copy !req
339. - SAMURAI IS
A JAPANESE WARRIORCopy !req
340. OF THE MILITARY CLASS.Copy !req
341. AND THEY WERE TRAINED
IN MARTIAL ARTSCopy !req
342. BASICALLY TO PROTECT THE SHOGUN
AND THE EMPEROR OF JAPAN.Copy !req
343. - I THINK WE COULD DO THAT.Copy !req
344. - I THINK I COULD DO THAT.Copy !req
345. - I COULD THAT BETTER.Copy !req
346. GREG AND TYLER
HAD REACHED THE POINTCopy !req
347. OF SAMURAI SATURATION.Copy !req
348. THEY GOT IT INTO THEIR HEADS
THAT WHAT THEY SAW ON SCREENCopy !req
349. THEY COULD DO IN REAL LIFE.Copy !req
350. - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?Copy !req
351. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
352. - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?Copy !req
353. NEVER A GOOD IDEA.Copy !req
354. - HA.Copy !req
355. YES!Copy !req
356. - DUDE, THAT WAS MY MOM'S
FAVORITE LAMP.Copy !req
357. - WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO ABOUT IT?Copy !req
358. WHAT STARTED OUT
AS ROUGHHOUSING FUNCopy !req
359. BECAME THE REAL THING.Copy !req
360. AND THOSE WERE REAL
SAMURAI SWORDSCopy !req
361. TYLER'S FATHER COLLECTED.Copy !req
362. TODAY'S YOUTH
OR ANCIENT JAPANESE SAMURAI,Copy !req
363. THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A FIGHTCopy !req
364. WHEN PRIDE AND HONOR
ARE AT STAKE.Copy !req
365. - HONOR IS VERY IMPORTANTCopy !req
366. BECAUSE A SAMURAI
WOULD RATHER DIECopy !req
367. THAT BE CAPTURED OR HAVE
A DISHONORABLE DEATH.Copy !req
368. YOU DON'T FEAR DEATH AT ALL.Copy !req
369. INTO THE BACKYARD
WENT THE WANNABE SAMURAI.Copy !req
370. THEY WERE IN OVER THEIR HEADS,Copy !req
371. BUT NEITHER
WAS WILLING TO BACK DOWN.Copy !req
372. GREG WAS READY
TO DELIVER THE DEATH BLOW.Copy !req
373. BUT WAS CUT SHORT
BY A HIGH-VOLTAGE POWER LINE.Copy !req
374. 240 VOLTS
OF HEART-STOPPING JUICECopy !req
375. FINALLY PUT AN END
TO THE MADNESS.Copy !req
376. - ELECTRICITY WILL TRAVELCopy !req
377. THROUGH PATHS
OF LEAST RESISTANCE.Copy !req
378. USUALLY THIS IS THROUGH
BLOOD VESSELS OR NERVES.Copy !req
379. THESE INJURIES CAN CAUSE
CARDIAC ARREST,Copy !req
380. AND THAT'S THE MOST COMMON
CAUSE OF DEATH.Copy !req
381. GREG AND TYLER
THOUGHT THEY COULD BE SAMURAI.Copy !req
382. - I COULD DO THAT BETTER.Copy !req
383. THEY SHOULD HAVE KEPTCopy !req
384. A TIGHT GRIP ON THEIR
GAME CONTROLLERSCopy !req
385. AND STAYED AWAY
FROM THE SWORDS.Copy !req
386. NEXT UP...Copy !req
387. - HEY, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT,
SANTA CLAUS?Copy !req
388. A MEAN OLD SCROOGECopy !req
389. TAKES HIS LUMPS.Copy !req
390. THEY SAY THE HOLIDAYSCopy !req
391. ARE THE HARDEST TIME
TO BE ALONE.Copy !req
392. BOB WAS AN ELDERLY WIDOWER
WHO HAD NO FAMILY OR FRIENDSCopy !req
393. TO SHARE THE SEASON'S JOY.Copy !req
394. ♪ SILENT NIGHTCopy !req
395. BUT ONE
COLD, RAINY CHRISTMAS EVE,Copy !req
396. BOB WAS SURPRISED TO HEAR
THE SWEET VOICES OF CAROLERS.Copy !req
397. BOB SMILED.Copy !req
398. NOT BECAUSE THIS IDYLLIC SCENE
WARMED HIS HEART.Copy !req
399. HE SMILED BECAUSE
IT WAS A GREAT OPPORTUNITYCopy !req
400. TO GET RID OF
ALL HIS ROTTEN FRUIT.Copy !req
401. - HEY!Copy !req
402. YOU SEE,
BOB WAS A TOTAL SCROOGE.Copy !req
403. - HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT,
SANTA CLAUSE?Copy !req
404. HO, HO, HO!
HE HATED CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
405. COULDN'T STAND
CHRISTMAS CAROLERSCopy !req
406. AND EVEN SANTA WAS
ON HIS GREATEST HIT LIST.Copy !req
407. - COME ON, GO.
GO.Copy !req
408. - YEAH!Copy !req
409. BUT THEN, AFTER
GETTING RIDCopy !req
410. OF THE GOOD CHEER CROWD,Copy !req
411. THE WEATHER,
LIKE HIS HEART, GOT UGLY.Copy !req
412. IT TURNED FROM
FREEZING RAIN TO HAIL.Copy !req
413. - SO IN A POWERFUL STORM,
YOU HAVE AIR RUSHING UPWARDS,Copy !req
414. FORCING HUGE AMOUNTS OF WATER
VAPOR TO CONDENSE TO LIQUID.Copy !req
415. NOW, WE INTRODUCE
ICE PARTICLES BECOMING BIGGERCopy !req
416. AND BECOMING HEAVIER.Copy !req
417. AND THEN FINALLY FALLING OUT
OF THE CLOUD DOWN TO THE EARTH.Copy !req
418. IF YOU GET HIT BY HAIL,
IT'S GONNA HURT.Copy !req
419. BOB DIDN'T GET HIT...Copy !req
420. HE GOT CLOBBERED.Copy !req
421. A FREAK OF NATURE
TWO-POUND HAILSTONECopy !req
422. FRACTURED HIS OLD
AND BRITTLE EGGSHELL SCULL.Copy !req
423. - THE LARGEST HAILSTONE
WEIGHED ABOUT TWO POUNDS.Copy !req
424. THAT WILL FALL AT
ABOUT 100 MILES PER HOUR.Copy !req
425. BOB WAS A GRUMPY, OLD MAN.Copy !req
426. NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
- HO, HO, HO.Copy !req
427. BUT IF YOU DON'T
BELIEVE IN CHRISTMAS...Copy !req
428. - HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT,
SANTA CLAUS?Copy !req
429. JUST
GET THE HAIL OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
430. - IT'S ORIGINAL!Copy !req