1. male announcer: IF YOU'RE
WATCHING THIS,Copy !req
2. CHANCES ARE YOU'RE
STILL ALIVE.Copy !req
3. THAT'S MORE THAN CAN
BE SAID FOR...Copy !req
4. THE DOG WALKER WHO THOUGHT
LIFE WAS A DRAG...Copy !req
5. OR THE REMOTE GLIDER PILOT
WHO LOST HIS PLANECopy !req
6. AND THEN FOUND IT.Copy !req
7. HOW ABOUT THE WOMAN WHO
GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FLOOR...Copy !req
8. OR THE DUDE WHO WANTED
A CIGARETTECopy !req
9. AND WOUND UP SMOKED?Copy !req
10. THEN THERE'S
THE JAPANESE KIDSCopy !req
11. WHO PLAYED SAMURAI
AND LOST.Copy !req
12. AND FINALLY, THERE'S THE DANCER
WHO GOT RIPPED OFF.Copy !req
13. PINCH YOURSELF.Copy !req
14. IT'S HERE AND IT'S QUEER.Copy !req
15. IT'S THE NEXT EPISODE
OF...Copy !req
16. 1,000 WAYS TO DIE.Copy !req
17. DEATH IS EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
18. MOST OF US TRY TO AVOID IT.Copy !req
19. OTHERS CAN'T GET OUT
OF ITS WAY.Copy !req
20. EVERY DAY WE FIGHT
A NEW WAR AGAINST GERMS...Copy !req
21. TOXINS...Copy !req
22. INJURY...Copy !req
23. ILLNESS...Copy !req
24. AND CATASTROPHE.Copy !req
25. THERE'S A LOT OF WAYS
TO WIND UP DEAD.Copy !req
26. THE FACT THAT WE SURVIVE
AT ALL IS A MIRACLE...Copy !req
27. BECAUSE EVERY DAY WE LIVE,
WE FACE...Copy !req
28. ON A DESOLATE SLAB
OF L.A. CONCRETE,Copy !req
29. A STRANGE RITUAL IS UNDERWAY.Copy !req
30. IT'S A MEETING
OF AN UNDERGROUND CLUBCopy !req
31. CALLED THE SAMURAI
DEATH SQUAD.Copy !req
32. THIS CLUB
IS A TWISTED EXCUSECopy !req
33. FOR A BUNCH
OF JAPANESE-AMERICANS TO EXPLORECopy !req
34. AN ANCIENT JAPANESE CODE
OF CONDUCT CALLED BUSHIDO.Copy !req
35. - THE CODE OF BUSHIDO
IS A SAMURAI CODE.Copy !req
36. IT IS THE WAY OF THE WARRIOR.Copy !req
37. IT TEACHES YOU LOYALTY,
HONOR, RESPECT.Copy !req
38. IT GOES BACK TO MAYBE
660 B.C.Copy !req
39. THE GUYS WEAR
TRADITIONAL SAMURAI OUTFITSCopy !req
40. AND PLAY DANGEROUS GAMES
OF CHICKENCopy !req
41. IN THEIR CUSTOMIZED TUNERS.Copy !req
42. THE GIRLS SHOW UP IN SLUTTY
SCHOOLGIRL OUTFITSCopy !req
43. AND STAND AROUND LOOKING HOT.Copy !req
44. ONE OF THE CLUB'S REGULARS
GOES ALL OUTCopy !req
45. WITH HER COSTUME AND MAKEUP.Copy !req
46. SHE CALLS HERSELF
THE GEISHA GODDESS OF DEATH.Copy !req
47. THIS MEETING
OF THE SAMURAI DEATH SQUADCopy !req
48. FEATURES A SHOWDOWN BETWEEN TWO
OF THE CLUB'S LONGTIME MEMBERS.Copy !req
49. - BUSHIDO.Copy !req
50. AND A GUY
KNOWN AS...Copy !req
51. - BUSHIDO.Copy !req
52. EACH HANGS OUT
THE WINDOW OF A DRIFT CAR,Copy !req
53. SPEAR IN HAND, AND ENGAGES
IN A MODERN DAY VERSIONCopy !req
54. OF JOUSTING.Copy !req
55. THE IDEA IS TO COME AS CLOSE AS
THEY CAN TO INFLICTING INJURYCopy !req
56. WHILE LOOKING COOL
AND COURAGEOUS.Copy !req
57. THINGS GET
OUT OF HANDCopy !req
58. WHEN BERZERKO PIERCES
KNOCKAMORA'S SHOULDER...Copy !req
59. DRAWING BLOOD.Copy !req
60. ON THE NEXT PASS,
KNOCKAMORA TRIESCopy !req
61. TO SLICE HIM BACK...Copy !req
62. BUT MISSES HIS MARK AND
ACCIDENTALLY RUNS HIS SPEARCopy !req
63. RIGHT INTO BERZERKO'S EYE AND
OUT THE BACK OF HIS HEADCopy !req
64. AND BLEEDS OUT UPON
HIS WHITE STEED.Copy !req
65. - THE PENETRATING OBJECT EITHER
DIRECTLY SEVERS AN ARTERYCopy !req
66. OR IT CAUSES A STRETCH AND
CONTUSION INJURY IN THE BRAINCopy !req
67. THAT LEADS TO A VERY
RAPID BLEEDING AND THAT—Copy !req
68. THE TWO CAN THEN COMBINE TO PUT
PRESSURE ON THE BRAINCopy !req
69. AND IT CAN PUSH IT THROUGH SOME
OF THE INTERNAL HOLESCopy !req
70. INSIDE THE SKULL AND THAT LEADS
TO RAPID DEATH.Copy !req
71. THE DEATH SQUAD
DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER.Copy !req
72. IF YOU PRETEND
TO BE A SAMURAI...Copy !req
73. YOU MIGHT WIND UP
DYING LIKE ONE.Copy !req
74. - HOW IS IT—Copy !req
75. DO YOU EVER GET
ON AN ELEVATORCopy !req
76. AND WONDER, "WHAT IF"?Copy !req
77. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED
TO HEATHERCopy !req
78. AND SHE WAS EXTREMELY
CLAUSTROPHOBIC.Copy !req
79. - I NEED TO GET OUT
OF HERE NOW.Copy !req
80. - A PHOBIA IS
AN IRRATIONAL FEAR.Copy !req
81. IN THEIR MIND,
THEY'RE HAVING ALL SORTSCopy !req
82. OF SCENARIOS PLAY OUT
OF, "WHAT WILL HAPPENCopy !req
83. IF THIS ELEVATOR STOPS?"Copy !req
84. AND, "WHAT WILL HAPPEN
IF I CAN'T GET OUT?"Copy !req
85. BESIDES
CLAUSTROPHOBIA,Copy !req
86. THERE'S ANOTHER THING YOU NEED
TO KNOW ABOUT HEATHER.Copy !req
87. - ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU'VE
DISAPPOINTED ME AGAIN.Copy !req
88. SHE WAS A MAJOR
BITCH ON WHEELS.Copy !req
89. - DID YOU EVEN GO TO COLLEGE?Copy !req
90. BECAUSE THIS IS KIND OF AWFUL.Copy !req
91. HER NASTY
CRUEL STREAKCopy !req
92. AND RELENTLESS AMBITION
HAD BROUGHT HERCopy !req
93. TO THE TOP OF THE COMPANY,
BUT SHE LEFTCopy !req
94. A TRAIL OF RESENTMENT
IN HER WAKE.Copy !req
95. - SHE SLEPT WITH HIM AND NOW
SHE'S COMING IN HERECopy !req
96. AND JUST CHANGING EVERYTHING.Copy !req
97. - HI.
- HI.Copy !req
98. IT WAS UNANIMOUS.Copy !req
99. ANYONE WHO WORKED UNDER HEATHER
COULDN'T STAND HER.Copy !req
100. - OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
101. SHE LORDED
OVER HER UNDERLINGSCopy !req
102. LIKE THE WICKED WITCH
OF THE WESTCopy !req
103. AND FED OFF THEIR
INTENSE HATRED.Copy !req
104. - OH, DON'T MAKE THAT
SAD FACE.Copy !req
105. NOW BACK
TO THE ELEVATOR.Copy !req
106. - OH, MY GOD.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
107. WHAT WAS THAT?
WAS THAT NORMAL?Copy !req
108. HER EMPLOYEES WERE
SURPRISED TO SEECopy !req
109. THE ALWAYS CONFIDENT UBER-BITCH
FREAKING OUT.Copy !req
110. - I NEED TO GET OUT
OF HERE NOW.Copy !req
111. IF SHE WANTED OUT,
THEY WERE MORE THAN HAPPYCopy !req
112. TO GET RID OF HER.Copy !req
113. - COME ON!
CAN SOMEONE OPEN THIS?Copy !req
114. I NEED TO GET OUT.Copy !req
115. PUSH.Copy !req
116. - IN THE CASE OF AN ELEVATOR
BEING STUCK BETWEEN FLOORS,Copy !req
117. I WOULD SAY THE WORST THING
THAT YOU COULD DOCopy !req
118. IS ACTUALLY TRY TO GET OUT
OF THAT ELEVATOR.Copy !req
119. THEN ANOTHER
PASSENGER CAME ON BOARDCopy !req
120. THE ELEVATOR SIGHT UNSEEN.Copy !req
121. HIS NAME?Copy !req
122. LET'S CALL HIM FATE.Copy !req
123. THE HYDRAULIC BRAKES
ON THE ELEVATOR CAR RELEASEDCopy !req
124. THE EMERGENCY BACKUP BRAKES
KICKED IN,Copy !req
125. BUT NOT BEFORE HEATHER
WAS CRUSHED.Copy !req
126. ON HER WAY UP, HEATHER STEPPED
ON EVERYONE'S BACKS.Copy !req
127. THAT'S WHY NO TEARS WERE SHED
WHEN SHE BROKE HER OWN.Copy !req
128. OKAY, KIDS, LISTEN UP.Copy !req
129. CIGARETTES CAN KILL YOU.Copy !req
130. AND REMEMBER,
WHAT GOES UPCopy !req
131. MUST COME DOWN.Copy !req
132. IT'S UP NEXT.Copy !req
133. TAKE TWO YOUNG,
HEALTHY MALES,Copy !req
134. A HOT SUMMER DAY,Copy !req
135. AND A COOLER FULL OF COLD BEER
AND WHAT DO YOU GET?Copy !req
136. - I AM SO WASTED.Copy !req
137. CONDITION RED
ON THE STUPID METER.Copy !req
138. - YOU STILL GOING OUT
WITH THAT FAT CHICK?Copy !req
139. - SHE'S NOT THAT FAT.Copy !req
140. - I THINK, TYPICALLY,
YOUNGER PEOPLECopy !req
141. TEND TO THINK THAT
THEY WILL LIVE FOREVERCopy !req
142. AND THEY DON'T HAVE A VERY GOOD
ESTIMATE OF THEIR RISK.Copy !req
143. IT'S VERY EASY
IN TODAY'S SOCIETYCopy !req
144. TO LOOK AT YOUNG PEOPLE
AND SAY,Copy !req
145. "WELL, THESE ARE JUST
SMALL ADULTS."Copy !req
146. BUT THEY'RE NOT.
THEY'RE REALLY—Copy !req
147. THEY'RE CHILDREN.Copy !req
148. DICKIE AND DONNY HAD
BEEN BEST FRIENDSCopy !req
149. SINCE KINDERGARTEN.Copy !req
150. - CAN I PLEASE
HAVE A CIGARETTE?Copy !req
151. - YEAH, IF YOU DON'T
MESS IT UP THIS TIME.Copy !req
152. EACH DID THINGS THAT
DROVE THE OTHER CRAZY.Copy !req
153. DICKIE'S PET PEEVE WAS HOW DONNY
ALWAYS BUMMEDCopy !req
154. CIGARETTES OFF HIM WHILE NEVER
BUYING HIS OWN.Copy !req
155. - DUDE, I NEED ANOTHER ONE.Copy !req
156. - OH, MY GOD.
- I'M SORRY.Copy !req
157. IT DROVE HIM NUTS.Copy !req
158. - DUDE, YOU GOT A WHOLE PACK.Copy !req
159. IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S HARD
FOR YOU.Copy !req
160. - YEAH, I HAVE A WHOLE PACK.Copy !req
161. NO MORE FOR YOU.
- MM-HMM.Copy !req
162. WATCHING DONNY
GETTING WASTEDCopy !req
163. AND RACING THROUGH HIS SMOKES
HAD LIT DICKIE'S FIRE.Copy !req
164. - WE'RE ALMOST OUT BECAUSE YOU
KEEP BREAKING THEM ALL.Copy !req
165. IT WAS TIME
TO TAKE ACTION.Copy !req
166. HE TOOK A SHOTGUN SHELL AND
REPLACED THE PELLETSCopy !req
167. WITH THREE CIGARETTES.Copy !req
168. MEANWHILE, DONNY WAS DOING WHAT
DONNY DID BEST.Copy !req
169. GETTING FALLING-OVER,
PASSING-OUT DRUNK.Copy !req
170. HEY! HEY!
WAKE UP!Copy !req
171. COME ON!Copy !req
172. YOU WANT SOME CIGARETTES?Copy !req
173. THERE YOU GO.
YOU WANT SOME CIGARETTES?Copy !req
174. - MM-HMM.
- OKAY, OPEN UP.Copy !req
175. WIDER.Copy !req
176. IF HIS BUDDY
WANTED CIGARETTES,Copy !req
177. DICKIE WAS READY TO SHOVE THEM
DOWN HIS THROAT.Copy !req
178. - ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
179. - OUR SOCIETY ALLOWS PEOPLE
TO POSSESSCopy !req
180. AND TO USE FIREARMS
FOR LEGAL PURPOSES.Copy !req
181. GUNS SHOULD NEVER
BE POINTED AT ANYONECopy !req
182. OR ANYTHING THAT YOU DON'T
INTEND TO KILL.Copy !req
183. - HERE THEY COME!Copy !req
184. PELLETS FIRED
FROM A SHOTGUNCopy !req
185. CAN HIT SPEEDS
OF 1,200 FEET PER SECOND.Copy !req
186. THAT'S ABOUT 800 MILES
PER HOUR—Copy !req
187. ENOUGH TO TURN
SIMPLE CIGARETTESCopy !req
188. INTO BONE-PIERCING
COFFIN NAILS.Copy !req
189. IT'S A WELL-KNOWN FACT
CIGARETTES WILL KILL YOU.Copy !req
190. DICKIE JUST FOUND A DIFFERENT
WAY TO GET THE JOB DONE.Copy !req
191. ON A BEAUTIFUL CLIFFSIDE SPOT
IN SAN PEDRO, CALIFORNIA,Copy !req
192. IF THE WIND IS RIGHT,Copy !req
193. YOU'RE BOUND TO FIND
THIS GUY FLYINGCopy !req
194. HIS REMOTE CONTROL GLIDER.Copy !req
195. - DYNAMIC SOARING UTILIZES
THE WEIGHT OF THE GLIDERCopy !req
196. PLUS THE WIND
AND THEY FLY IN—Copy !req
197. INTO, LIKE, A GIANT CIRCLE.Copy !req
198. SO WHEN YOU'RE FLYING,
YOU GO INTO THE WIND,Copy !req
199. OUT OF THE WIND,
INTO THE WIND.Copy !req
200. AND EVERY TIME IT ENTERS IN,
IT KEEPS ON INCREASING SPEED.Copy !req
201. THEY SET A NEW SPEED RECORD
JUST RECENTLYCopy !req
202. IN CALIFORNIA
AT 399 MILES AN HOUR.Copy !req
203. JOHN WATSON WAS
A WELL-KNOWN CHARACTERCopy !req
204. AROUND HERE.Copy !req
205. MAKE THAT PUBLIC NUISANCE.Copy !req
206. - DUDE, WATCH IT!Copy !req
207. HE WAS ONCE
A DECORATEDCopy !req
208. DESERT STORM FIGHTER PILOT.Copy !req
209. HE RETURNED HOME AND FLEW
COMMERCIAL AIRLINERSCopy !req
210. UNTIL HE DRANK HIMSELF
OUT OF THE BUSINESS.Copy !req
211. - YOU'RE GONNA HURT SOMEBODY!Copy !req
212. NOW HE SPENDS
HIS DAYS HITTINGCopy !req
213. HIS BOTTOMLESS FLASK
AND STRAFING THE LOCALS.Copy !req
214. - GONNA CUT SOMEBODY'S HEAD OFF,
YOU JERK!Copy !req
215. - YOU NEED TO REALLY RESPECT
THE R.C. GLIDERSCopy !req
216. WHEN YOU'RE FLYING THEM
OR ANY TYPE OF REMOTE CONTROL.Copy !req
217. IF YOU GET HIT BY A GLIDER THAT
WEIGHS IN EXCESS OF 30 POUNDS,Copy !req
218. IT'S STRONG AS STEEL,
SO IF IT HITS YOU,Copy !req
219. IT COULD KILL YOU.Copy !req
220. ON THIS DAY,
JOHN JUST GOT TOO DRUNK.Copy !req
221. HE LOST HIS PLANE
IN THE SUN...Copy !req
222. AND THEN HE FOUND IT.Copy !req
223. - A LARGE, HEAVY PROJECTILE
IS COMING THROUGH.Copy !req
224. SO IT'S GONNA COME THROUGH.Copy !req
225. IT'S GONNA PUNCTURE THE HEART.Copy !req
226. IT'S GONNA RIP THAT UP.
THE LUNGS.Copy !req
227. IT'S GONNA CUT THOSE UP.Copy !req
228. IT'S GONNA COME STRAIGHT
THROUGH THE CHEST.Copy !req
229. IT'S GONNA CAUSE A LOT
OF INTERNAL BLEEDING,Copy !req
230. A LOT OF DAMAGE.Copy !req
231. JOHN USED TO PUNCH
HOLES IN THE CLOUDSCopy !req
232. UNTIL HE GOT SO DRUNK...Copy !req
233. HE PUNCHED HIMSELF... OUT.Copy !req
234. COMING UP...
- BITCH!Copy !req
235. A JERK PASSES
OUT ON HIS OWN GAS,Copy !req
236. AND A GROUP OF DOGS
TURN ON THEIR WALKER.Copy !req
237. IT'S THE "LEASHED"
THEY COULD DO.Copy !req
238. IT HAPPENS,
BUT YOU ALWAYS WONDER WHY.Copy !req
239. - WHERE'S DINNER?Copy !req
240. - UM—Copy !req
241. - DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK
TO ME!Copy !req
242. WHY WOULD A PRETTY
GIRL LIKE JULIECopy !req
243. WIND UP WITH A MEAN,
FAT LOSER LIKE MARK?Copy !req
244. - FALLING IN LOVE IS EASY.Copy !req
245. STAYING IN LOVE
IS MUCH MORE DIFFICULT.Copy !req
246. SO WHEN WE GET TO THAT PLACE
WHERE WE JUST—Copy !req
247. WE'RE JUST SO ANGRY
AND WE'RE JUST—Copy !req
248. WE JUST FEEL LIKE
WE'RE GONNA EXPLODE.Copy !req
249. WE REALLY DO, IN SOME WAYS,
LOSE CONTROL.Copy !req
250. JULIE MADE A MISTAKE,
BUT SHE WASN'T STUPID.Copy !req
251. SHE DUMPED HIS LARD ASS
AND FOUND A NICE GUY.Copy !req
252. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN
SHE'S OUT ON A DATE?Copy !req
253. REJECTION DIDN'T SIT
WELL WITH THIS JERK,Copy !req
254. SO WHEN A BUDDY
TIPPED HIM OFF...Copy !req
255. - WELL, SO FAR THE PARENTS
HAVE ALL BEEN GREAT.Copy !req
256. MARK WENT LOOKING
FOR PAYBACK.Copy !req
257. - YOU BITCH!Copy !req
258. - YEAH, NOBODY LIKES
TO BE DUMPED OR REJECTED.Copy !req
259. WE REALLY ALL HAVE A PRETTY
STRONG REACTION TO THAT,Copy !req
260. SO WHEN SOMEBODY DUMPS US,
BREAKS UP WITH US,Copy !req
261. YOU KNOW, IT SUCKS.Copy !req
262. - I HAD SUCH A FUN TIME
AT THE BEACH THE OTHER DAY.Copy !req
263. HE WAS TOO MUCH
OF A COWARDCopy !req
264. TO CONFRONT THEM
FACE TO FACE,Copy !req
265. SO HE PLANNED ON PELTING THEM
WITH HIS PAINTBALL GUNCopy !req
266. AND DRIVING OFF.Copy !req
267. - AWW, YEAH.Copy !req
268. BUT WHILE HE WAITED
FOR HIS TARGETS TO EMERGE,Copy !req
269. MARK BEGAN
TO FEEL LIGHT-HEADED.Copy !req
270. HIS EYES STARTED TO BLUR.Copy !req
271. HE WAS ON THE VERGE
OF PASSING OUT.Copy !req
272. THE CAUSE OF THE MARK'S
PUZZLING DETERIORATION?Copy !req
273. WHEN HE PARKED HIS CAR,
HE BACKED HIS EXHAUST PIPECopy !req
274. UP AGAINST A PILE OF TRASH AND
LEFT THE ENGINE RUNNINGCopy !req
275. TO MAKE A QUICK GETAWAY.Copy !req
276. WITH THE WINDOWS CLOSED
AND THE TAIL PIPE PLUGGED,Copy !req
277. THE INSIDE
OF THE CAR FILLEDCopy !req
278. WITH HIGHLY TOXIC CARBON
MONOXIDE AND MARK BLACKED OUT.Copy !req
279. - CARBON MONOXIDE IS QUANTIFIED
IN PARTS PER MILLION.Copy !req
280. SO WHAT WE'RE BREATHING RIGHT
NOW IS PROBABLYCopy !req
281. .1 PARTS PER MILLION.Copy !req
282. BUT CAR EXHAUST IS ABOUT
7,000 PARTS PER MILLION.Copy !req
283. THE PATIENT WILL
BECOME UNCONSCIOUSCopy !req
284. AND A FEW MINUTES LATER,
THE HEARTCopy !req
285. WILL PROBABLY
HAVE AN ARRHYTHMIACopy !req
286. AN EVENTUALLY ARREST.Copy !req
287. DEATH CAN OCCUR
IN LESS THAN 20 MINUTES.Copy !req
288. MARK DIDN'T
KNOW HOW GOOD HE HAD IT.Copy !req
289. - DO NOT TURN
YOUR BACK TO ME!Copy !req
290. MAYBE IF HE'D
BEEN A NICE GUYCopy !req
291. HE WOULDN'T HAVE
WOUND UP A DEAD ONE.Copy !req
292. MARNIE WAS IN A BIND.Copy !req
293. - STOP!
GET OVER HERE.Copy !req
294. REALLY. RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
295. SHE WAS OUT
OF WORK AND DESPERATE.Copy !req
296. SO SHE SIGNED
ON AS A DOG WALKER.Copy !req
297. - STUPID DOGS!Copy !req
298. BUT MARNIE
HATED DOGS.Copy !req
299. - I HATE YOU ALL.Copy !req
300. YOU ESPECIALLY.Copy !req
301. AND THE CUTE
LITTLE BOWSERSCopy !req
302. PICKED UP ON HER BAD
DOGGIE VIBES.Copy !req
303. - DOGS DEFINITELY CAN SENSE WHEN
A HUMAN DOESN'T LIKE THEM.Copy !req
304. WHAT THEY'RE DOING
IS THEY'RE SMELLINGCopy !req
305. THAT HUMAN'S FEAR.Copy !req
306. DOGS KEY OFF OUR EMOTIONS.Copy !req
307. WHATEVER EMOTION
A HUMAN BEING IS THINKINGCopy !req
308. IS GONNA COME OUT THROUGH
A VOCAL PATTERN.Copy !req
309. - THIS IS NOT WORKING FOR ME!Copy !req
310. THE MORE FRUSTRATED
MARNIE BECAME,Copy !req
311. THE WORSE THE DOGS BEHAVED.Copy !req
312. - RIDICULOUS!Copy !req
313. IT WAS TURNING INTO
THE DOG WALK FROM HELL.Copy !req
314. - THAT'S RIGHT.
YEAH, KEEP BARKING.Copy !req
315. AND AS SOON AS SHE
GOT THEM INSIDE THE DOG PARK,Copy !req
316. ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE.Copy !req
317. THE DOGS DECIDED
TO SHOW HERCopy !req
318. HOW MUCH OF A DRAG
THEY COULD REALLY BE.Copy !req
319. - SOMEBODY HELP!Copy !req
320. - REMEMBER, DOGS CAN SMELL FEAR.Copy !req
321. DOGS ARE FEEDING
OFF THE MOVEMENTSCopy !req
322. AND THE SMELL OF EACH OTHER.Copy !req
323. WITH A LEASH WRAPPED
AROUND HER WRIST,Copy !req
324. MARNIE WAS UNABLE
TO BREAK FREE.Copy !req
325. - HELP!Copy !req
326. - THAT GIRL'S GETTING DRUG
BY DOGS!Copy !req
327. HER DOGMA WAS
ABOUT TO RUN HEAD-ONCopy !req
328. INTO HER BAD KARMA.Copy !req
329. MARNIE'S HEAD SLAMMED
INTO THE TREECopy !req
330. RIGHT AT
THE TEMPORAL LOBE,Copy !req
331. THE MOST VULNERABLE PART
OF THE BRAIN.Copy !req
332. - THE MOST SENSITIVE PART
OF THE BRAIN FOR FRACTURECopy !req
333. IS USUALLY THE TEMPORAL AREA,
WHICH IS THE SIDE OF THE SKULL,Copy !req
334. WHICH IS VERY THIN.Copy !req
335. WHEN FRACTURES OCCUR HERE,
THE MIDDLE MENINGEAL ARTERYCopy !req
336. CAN BE SEVERED CAUSING BLEEDING
INTO THE BRAINCopy !req
337. AND THEN PUSHING
THE BRAIN DOWNCopy !req
338. THROUGH THE BASE
OF THE SKULL.Copy !req
339. WHETHER OR NOT YOU
BELIEVE IN THINGSCopy !req
340. LIKE FATE OR DESTINY,Copy !req
341. MARNIE'S UNFORTUNATE DEMISE...Copy !req
342. CERTAINLY GIVES ONE..."PAWS."Copy !req
343. NEXT, IT'S BEEN
SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN.Copy !req
344. BIKERS TIMES BOOZE DIVIDED
BY BOOBS EQUALS...Copy !req
345. TOTAL MAYHEM.Copy !req
346. IF YOU WANT
TO WITNESSCopy !req
347. THE CRUDEST ASPECTS
OF HUMAN NATURE,Copy !req
348. JUST GO TO THE BIKER RALLY
HELD EVERY AUGUSTCopy !req
349. IN STURGIS, SOUTH DAKOTA.Copy !req
350. AND IF YOU WANT THE NASTIEST BAR
IN A TOWNCopy !req
351. IN A TOWN FILLED
WITH NASTY BARS,Copy !req
352. YOU CAN'T DO BETTER OR WORSE
THAN THE TWO STROKE.Copy !req
353. THE TWO STROKE WAS PACKED
WITH ITS TYPICAL GANGCopy !req
354. OF UGLY DUDES
AND THEIR CHICKS.Copy !req
355. THEY WERE HERE
FOR TWO REASONS.Copy !req
356. THE CHEAP BOOZE...Copy !req
357. AND THE HOT DANCERS.Copy !req
358. NOBODY COULD LIGHT UP A STAGE
BETTER THAN THE STROKERS.Copy !req
359. WITH THIS BUNCH
OF ONE-PERCENTERS,Copy !req
360. NO BUMP OR GRIND
WENT UNAPPRECIATED.Copy !req
361. MOOSE WAS THE GIRLS'
BIGGEST FAN,Copy !req
362. BUT HE WAS ALSO A TOTALLY GROSS,
SEXIST PIG.Copy !req
363. THE GIRLS COULD DO WITHOUT MOOSE
AND HIS MONEY.Copy !req
364. - YEAH!
- THAT'S RIGHT!Copy !req
365. - YEAH!Copy !req
366. - HE COULD STUFF IT BACK
UP HIS WALLETCopy !req
367. FOR ALL THEY CARED.Copy !req
368. YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS
WITH A MOOSE WHEN HE'S RUNNING.Copy !req
369. THE ANGRY BIKER WENT WHERE
NO MAN SHOULD EVER GO...Copy !req
370. AND BROUGHT THE HOUSE DOWN
UPON HIMSELF.Copy !req
371. - PEOPLE LOSE SIGHT
OF WHO THEY ARECopy !req
372. AND THEY JUST
FOLLOW THE GROUPCopy !req
373. AND THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT HAPPENED HERE.Copy !req
374. ALL OF A SUDDEN,
AN OPENING OCCURS.Copy !req
375. A WOMAN WITHOUT HER TOP.Copy !req
376. AND THE FRENZY BEGINS AND PEOPLE
CAN'T CONTROL THEMSELVES.Copy !req
377. IT WAS A CLASSIC
EXAMPLE OF HERD BEHAVIOR.Copy !req
378. WITHOUT KNOWING
WHAT THEY WERE DOING,Copy !req
379. THE RABID MOB RUSHED
THE STAGE,Copy !req
380. TRAMPLING THE DOWNED BIKER.Copy !req
381. BOOT AFTER HEAVY
BIKER BOOTCopy !req
382. BROKE HIS RIBS,
CRACKED HIS BACK,Copy !req
383. AND FINALLY SNAPPED HIS NECK.Copy !req
384. - YOU COULD GET
CRUSH INJURIES.Copy !req
385. THE PRESSURES CAN BEAR
DOWN AGAINST YOU.Copy !req
386. THE BONES CAN SNAP.Copy !req
387. THEY CAN ACT LIKE LANCERS,
WHICH CAN RIPCopy !req
388. THROUGH THE MUSCLES
OR THE TISSUE.Copy !req
389. YOU CAN GET TEARS IN THE LUNGS,
THE BLOOD VESSELS,Copy !req
390. THE HEART, AND SLOWLY THE LIFE
FORCES GET SUCKED OUT OF YOU.Copy !req
391. HE WAS JUST A BAD BOY
LOOKING FOR FUN,Copy !req
392. BUT HE CROSSED THE LINE
AND WOUND UP A MOOSE...Copy !req
393. CAUGHT IN THE HEADLIGHTS.Copy !req