Xavier: Renegade Angel 1x7

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When a factory mix-up turns a town to dust, Xavier must pray for rain.

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1. JUST HOW DEEP DOES MY

2. SOUL GO?

3. DOES MY —

4. XAVIER, THIS IS YOUR SPECIAL

5. DAY!

6. TODAY YOU WILL FINALLY BE

7. RECOGNIZED FOR THE GREAT

8. ACHIEVEMENTS YOU'VE MADE AS THE

9. WORLD'S NUMBER-ONE GUARDIAN

10. ANGEL!

11. PLEASE.

12. I DON'T DO IT FOR THE ACCOLADES.

13. HERE'S THE ORPHAN WHOSE LIFE

14. YOU SAVED!

15. OH. WELL...

16. THIS IS THE PRIEST YOU RESCUED!

17. THAT'S THE WINO WHO MOUTHED

18. MY BOTTOM!

19. WE'RE ALL DEAD!

20. YOU HAVEN'T SAVED ANY OF US.

21. WELL, HE'S ABOUT TO, UH...

22. SAVE THIS BABY!

23. I HAVE

24. TO DO MY LAUNDRY.

25. UH-OH.

26. I'VE FALLEN ASLEEP ON MY

27. DREAM CATCHER AGAIN.

28. JUDGING BY THE AMOUNT OF DREAM

29. GOO, IT WAS SOME POWERFUL STUFF.

30. DREAMS — THEY'RE THE HURRICANES

31. THAT WASH THE SOUL FILTH FROM

32. THE SUPERDOME OF OUR NIGHT MIND.

33. I KNOW PEOPLE OUT THERE ARE

34. DREAMING FOR MY CLEANSING RAIN

35. TO RINSE AWAY ALL SUFFERAGE.

36. I DREAM HARD OF HELPING PEOPLE.

37. OH, YEAH. HELPING PEOPLE...

38. HELPING PEOPLE...

39. OH, GOD.

40. OH, GONNA POP...

41. POP, POP, POP...

42. PEOPLE!

43. THERE'S A LADY BEING RAPED!

44. A MAN IS RAPING A LADY!

45. AND THIS LADY IS NAMED

46. MOTHER EARTH.

47. AND THE MAN...

48. FEEL THAT BEEF RIGHT THERE.

49. SHE IS MAN.

50. HEY, YOU, SHUT UP.

51. SHUT UP, FREAK!

52. YEAH, YEAH.

53. SHUT UP!

54. YEAH!

55. THE EARTH AIN'T FLEETING IN HER

56. PLENTIFUL BOUNTIES!

57. SHOOT!

58. I OUGHT TO PUNCH HIS

59. VACATION-RAPING FACE FROM HERE

60. TO THE LOCAL BUS STATION.

61. WHAT YOU OUGHT TO DO IS TAKE

62. CARE OF THAT FRISKY WIFE OF

63. YOURS.

64. YOU'RE RIGHT!

65. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME, HONEY!

66. YOUNG ONE, WE MUST CARE FOR

67. OUR MOTHER EARTH, FOR SHE IS THE

68. BRAIN OF THE UNIVERSE.

69. COME.

70. TUNE IN TO THE WAVELENGTH OF OUR

71. GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS.

72. IF THE EARTH IS A

73. BRAIN, DOES IT HAVE DREAMS...

74. DREAMS, DREAMS,

75. DREAMS, DREAMS...

76. HEY.

77. BEATS WORKIN'!

78. "DARFUR DOODLE" WILL BE RIGHT

79. BLACK!

80. TV — THE DEVIL'S

81. DREAM BOX.

82. YEAH. TV... REALLY ROTS YOUR NUD.

83. WHOOPSIE DOODLE!

84. THERE WAS A MIX-UP AT THE COOKIE

85. FACTORY!

86. WE MADE THE COOKIES WAY TOO BIG,

87. AND THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS

88. B-B-B-B-BLUE?

89. MY GOD!

90. NO ONE DESERVES A MIX-UP THAT

91. BAD.

92. I'VE GOT TO HELP THOSE POOR

93. BASTARDS.

94. CLUMSO THE COOKIE CHEF REALLY

95. POPPED A BONER INTO THESE YUMMY

96. SNACKS!

97. BLUE CHOCOLATE WHOOPSIE DOODLES!

98. AVAILABLE FOR A LIMITED TIME

99. ONLY!

100. DAMN YOU, CLUMSO!

101. HOW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO

102. HAVE TO CLEAN UP YOUR MESSES?

103. FOR THIS IS MY DESTINY...

104. UH-OH!

105. NOW THERE WAS A FACTORY MIX-UP!

106. WE ACCIDENTALLY MIXED UP THE

107. COOKIE FACTORY WITH THE TAMPON

108. FACTORY!

109. NOW OUR COOKIES ABSORB UP TO

110. 2 PINTS OF FLAVOR!

111. YUMMY!

112. AND THE LIGHT FLORAL SCENT KEEPS

113. ME FEELING FRESH ALL DAY!

114. THESE BLUE-CHOCOLATE-CHIP

115. TAMPONS ARE GOO-ABLY, CHEWABLY

116. HUGE!

117. SO HUGE, IT HURTS!

118. JUST SLICE AND INSERT!

119. THEY MAKE IT SAFE TO WEAR

120. WHITE PANTS, AND THEY'RE NICE

121. AND HUGE!

122. I GOBBLE THEM WHILE THEY

123. GOBBLE MY FILTH.

124. WHAT DO I CARE?

125. IT'S MY TIME...

126. FOR MY YUMMY — PERIOD.

127. EXCLAMATION POINT!

128. QUESTION MARK.

129. IF LEFT IN MOUTH MORE THAN

130. THREE DAYS, COOKIES MAY CAUSE

131. TOXIC SHOCK.

132. TWO FACTORY SCREW-UPS

133. IN ONE TOWN!

134. SOMETHING SMELLS FISHY, AND I

135. INTEND TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF

136. THIS BARREL.

137. IT IS MY DESTINY.

138. HUH.

139. EVERYTHING LOOKS PRETTIER ON TV.

140. I HEARD ABOUT YOUR TRAGIC

141. MIX-UPS, AND I'M HERE TO HELP.

142. SIR, THIS IS PRIVATE

143. PROPERTY.

144. THE COMPANY HAS A POLICY OF NOT

145. COTTONING TO FREAKS 'ROUND THESE

146. PARTS.

147. YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY GOT

148. SOMETHING TO HIDE.

149. MAYBE YOU'RE DOING DAMAGE TO

150. THIS BEAUTIFUL ECOSYSTEM.

151. WELL, I'M GONNA GO ABOVE YOUR

152. HEAD AND FIND OUT.

153. WHAT'S THAT, MOTHER EARTH?

154. YOU SAY THIS FACTORY IS

155. POISONING YOU?

156. AND YOU NEED MY HELP?

157. WHAT'S THAT?

158. YOU WANT ME TO REPEAT EVERYTHING

159. YOU SAY?

160. WHAT?

161. SURE.

162. I'D LOVE TO HEAR A JOKE.

163. WHO'S THERE?

164. BANANA WHO?

165. BANANA WHO? BANANA...

166. BANANA WHO?

167. ORANGE-NA WHOM?

168. I AM PRETTY GLAD.

169. I'M GONNA LET YOU GO.

170. OKAY. YEAH. OKAY.

171. OKAY. BYE.

172. IT'S BEEN GOOD TIMES,

173. DREAM CATCHER.

174. THAT TAKES CARE OF THAT

175. NIGHTMARE.

176. I JUST DID A SOLID IN THE CREEK,

177. EVERYONE.

178. NO NEED TO THANK ME.

179. WHAT YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT,

180. FREAK?

181. WE ALL JUST LOST OUR JOBS!

182. THAT WAS THE LAST JOB IN

183. TOWN.

184. NOW MY POOR FAMILY WILL HAVE TO

185. LIVE OFF MY FARM.

186. IT NOT MU—

187. I'M ON A HELPING

188. ROLL, AND I'D BE GLAD TO DO A

189. SOLID ALL OVER YOUR FAMILY.

190. WE'VE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH.

191. HEY.

192. YOU'RE THAT FREAK WHO WARNED US

193. ABOUT THE FLEETINGNESS OF

194. EARTH'S PLENTIFUL BOUNTIES.

195. WELL, I'M A GOOD

196. FARMHAND, AND I DON'T NEED

197. MUCH — JUST FIVE HOTS AND A COT

198. AND A QUEEN-SIZE LAZY-BREAD BED.

199. AND A FLAT-SCREEN iTV.

200. AND A Wi-Fi HOTSPOT.

201. AND A BREAKFAST NOOK.

202. A SAUNA, A CONVERSATION NOOK,

203. SOME OF THEM CRAZY COOKIES.

204. ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY

205. "BANANA"?

206. WE'RE IN A DROUGHT.

207. I CAN GIVE YOU A PLATE OF

208. WEEVILS EVERY DAY.

209. DEAL.

210. SUCKER.

211. I WOULD HAVE SETTLED FOR EVERY

212. OTHER DAY.

213. DADDY!

214. AT LEAST THIS BRUTAL

215. DROUGHT HASN'T TAKEN YOUR POOR

216. GRANDMA.

217. THAT'S MY DAUGHTER.

218. SHE 14.

219. OOH.

220. NICE AND LEGAL.

221. WE DON'T GOT MUCH, BUT WE CAN

222. LET YOU STAY IN THE DUST ROOM.

223. WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE, SKIP

224. TOWN, AND ABANDON YOUR FAMILY?

225. I WAS BORN IN THIS HOUSE, AND

226. I'LL DIE IN THIS HOUSE — BOTH

227. OF STARVATION.

228. WE BEEN WORKING THIS LAND FOR

229. SIX GENERATIONS.

230. THIS WHOLE LAND USED TO BE AS

231. FERTILE AS A NICARAGUAN SLUT.

232. THIS CROP LOOKS

233. STRONG.

234. IT'S ALL DUST CORN — FLAKY

235. AS A FILIPINO GRANNY IN A

236. PYRAMID SCHEME.

237. IF WE DON'T GET RAIN SOON, WE

238. MIGHT HAVE TO TIGHTEN OUR BELTS

239. TIGHTER THAN A JEW IN A —

240. OH, SHOOT.

241. ONE OF MY BOYS GOT HOLD OF MY

242. BELT!

243. AW, HE'S JUST SHOWING OFF FOR

244. COMPANY.

245. FOLKS ARE EVEN STARVED FOR

246. ATTENTION 'ROUND HERE.

247. FEEL MY BICEP.

248. GRAB THAT MAN MEAT.

249. WE KNOW THE LORD WILL

250. PROVIDE.

251. AND IF OUR LOT IS TO SHRIVEL AND

252. DIE, WELL, THEN HE'LL PROVIDE

253. THAT.

254. OH, IF WE ONLY HAD RAIN!

255. RAIN — IT'S JUST

256. GOD'S TEARS.

257. I KNOW A SHAMANIC NAVAJO RAIN

258. DANCE THAT HASN'T JUST BLOWN

259. MINDS, IT'S BLOWN DUCTS —

260. TEAR DUCTS.

261. I'M WILLING TO TRY ANY

262. PRECIPITATION BOOGIE YOU GOT.

263. HEY-YA-HO-OH,

264. HEY-YA-OH — OH, SHUCKS.

265. I FORGOT IT.

266. BUT WE CAN JOG MY MEMORY WITH

267. THE LAKOTA MEMORY-JOGGING DANCE.

268. JUST SHOW ME HOW.

269. HEY-YA-HOO —

270. I... CAN'T REMEMBER THE

271. MEMORY-JOGGING DANCE.

272. I KNOW — THE IRONY IS RICH.

273. SO ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS THE

274. IROQUOIS IRONY-MELTING DANCE,

275. AND WE'LL BE GOLDEN.

276. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT ONE?

277. OF COURSE.

278. THIS NOODLE IS A STEEL CAGE.

279. BUT ONLY GOD CAN DO THAT DANCE,

280. AND IT HAS TO BE RAINING.

281. THAT'S THE IRONY PART.

282. DAMN THIS CIRCULAR LOGIC!

283. JUST DO IT, WEIRDO!

284. JUST DO YOUR DANCE!

285. NOT AT ME!

286. GOD HAS TO DO THAT DANCE.

287. DANCE, GOD! DANCE!

288. WE MADE YOU UP, AND WE CAN TAKE

289. YOU DOWN!

290. IT'S WORKING!

291. WAIT. THIS 'TAIN'T RAIN.

292. IT'S GOD'S BLOOD.

293. PAPA! YOU SHOT GOD!

294. WHAT HAVE I DONE?

295. SO YOU ADMIT IT IS

296. YOUR FAULT.

297. YOU KILL OFF THE CORN MUTANTS.

298. I'LL STAY BACK AND PROTECT THE

299. WOMENFOLK.

300. OH.

301. SOCIETY'S ABOUT TO END, GIRL,

302. AND IT'S UP TO US TO START

303. REPOPULATING THE PLANET.

304. I SUPPOSE.

305. REALLY?

306. UGH! AAH!

307. I JUST REPOPULATED MY PANTS.

308. WAIT. "POP." THAT'S IT!

309. TIME FOR A SNACK ATTACK!

310. POP 'EM, PAPA! POP 'EM!

311. GOT 'EM!

312. I'M A CROP STOPPER!

313. SPREAD THE WORD 'ROUND

314. TOWN — THERE'S BLOOD POPCORN

315. FOR EVERYONE!

316. I'LL ORDER A MOVIE!

317. BETTER PUT A HOLD ON

318. THE MOVIE.

319. THE TREES ARE CLEAR-CUTTING ALL

320. OF DOWNTOWN!

321. NATURE IS OUT TO MAKE US PAY

322. FOR OUR SINS AGAINST THE EARTH!

323. NATURE IS ALIVE... AND IT'S

324. ANGRY!

325. I KNOW WHAT TO DO.

326. HOP ON.

327. I CAN'T LOOK!

328. AAH!

329. HAND CRAMP!

330. YOU BETTER TAKE OVER.

331. I'LL DO MY BEST TO TRY.

332. SO, WHAT'S YOUR PLAN?

333. I THINK WE SHOULD,

334. UH, YOU KNOW, UH...

335. PACK ALL THE MAXI BITES IN

336. THE SMOKESTACK?

337. DON'T JUST STAND

338. THERE.

339. CHOP, CHOP MY PLAN INTO ACTION.

340. WE'VE ONLY GOT ONE SHOT TO PLUG

341. UP GOD'S DRIPPY HEAVEN CREVICE.

342. HEY, GODSTERESS —

343. SUCK ON THIS!

344. IT STUCK!

345. I DID IT!

346. I STOPPED GOD'S HEAVY FLOW, AND

347. HER CYCLE OF MADNESS IS OVER.

348. AT LEAST FOR THIS MONTH.

349. I GUESS DREAMS DO COME TRUE.

350. SO GOD IS A LADY.

351. I KNOW BECAUSE I GOT HER SOPPING

352. WET, AND THEN I GAVE GOD'S JUNK

353. HER JUST DESSERTS.

354. SOMEONE'S GONNA HAVE TO MOP UP

355. ALL THIS BOOTY SAUCE.

356. BOOTY SAUCE?

357. YES.

358. YOU SEE, SON, GOD IS A WOMAN.

359. AND EVERY WOMAN HAS A SPECIAL

360. HOLE THAT'S THE SOURCE OF ALL

361. LIFE.

362. IT'S CALLED THE BOOTY HOLE.

363. REALLY?

364. YEP.

365. YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT IT ON MY

366. BLOG.

367. I GOT TO RAMBLE ON.

368. YOU CAN FIND YOUR OWN WAY HOME.

369. WHOOPSIE DOODLE!