Xavier: Renegade Angel 1x2

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When a boy named Percy wishes he could impress the Loco's with his mascot outfit, he has Xavier pretend to be him in a costume. The Loco's decide to let Xavier lead them for a while and things get a bit out of hand.

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1. THEY SAY 'TIS OFTEN

2. THE TINIEST AMONG US HATH THE

3. BIGGEST NEEDS.

4. YOU HEAR THAT?

5. OF COURSE I DO.

6. I'M THE ONE WHO ASKED.

7. EASY, STRANGER.

8. YOUR LEG LOOKS DISLOCATED PRETTY

9. BAD.

10. I'LL POP IT BACK IN, BUT IT'S

11. GONNA HURT.

12. READY?

13. INHALE.

14. HOLD.

15. HOLD.

16. HALE.

17. ALWAYS GLAD TO HELP MY BRETHREN

18. IN THE KINGDOM OF LIFE.

19. MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU WILL HELP ME.

20. WHAT THE HUMAN INTIMATES YOU

21. DOING, FREAK?

22. BESTIAL-ULATING THAT SKEETER?

23. I'M JUST A SIMPLE

24. WARRIOR FOR PEACE TRYING TO DO

25. RIGHT BY GOD'S CREATURES.

26. YOU SEE WHAT THIS WEIRDO HERE

27. IS SAYING?

28. WAIT, WHICH WEIRDO?

29. I BELIEVE THAT WE ARE

30. ALL ONE.

31. BY HELPING THIS TINY MOSQUITO,

32. IN A WAY, I'M HELPING YOUR

33. MOTHER.

34. HE'S COMPARING THE UNIVERSAL

35. ONENESS OF ALL LIFE TO YOUR

36. MAMA!

37. TAKE THAT!

38. OOH, FRITTATA.

39. TASTE THE PAIN!

40. TAKE THAT!

41. MY EYE!

42. MY VISUAL CONNECTION TO THIS

43. BEAUTIFUL WORLD HAS BEEN

44. SEVERED!

45. I GOT YOU, DANG SKEETER.

46. TASTE — TASTE — TASTE —

47. FRITTATA.

48. YOUR INTERSPECIAL COMBAT WAS

49. NOBLE, WISE MOSQUITO.

50. WHAT'S WRONG?

51. YOU'RE FLYING ALL FUNNY.

52. DID HE CLIP YOU?

53. FRITTATA.

54. DON'T YOU DARE DIE ON ME.

55. NO!

56. TO BE A HERO, YOU HAVE TO GO

57. LOOKING FOR TROUBLE.

58. WHEREVER THERE IS SUFFERING, I

59. WAS THERE.

60. WHEREVER THERE IS INJUSTICE, I

61. WAS THERE.

62. AND WHEREVER THERE IS CRYING...

63. I'M RIGHT HERE.

64. WHAT'S WRONG, KID?

65. THESE GUYS — THEY WERE

66. MEXICAN, THEY WERE GANG MEMBERS,

67. AND THEY SMASHED MY MASCOT

68. COSTUME.

69. YOU NEED TO SLOW IT

70. DOWN.

71. RELAX.

72. INHALE.

73. HOLD.

74. HOLD.

75. AHH.

76. HOLD. HOLD.

77. LITTLE LONGER.

78. HOLD.

79. HALE.

80. NOW, WHO DID THIS TO YOU?

81. THESE GUYS — THESE

82. MEXICANS — THEY CARVED THEIR

83. TAG ON ME, AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO

84. BE THE NEW MASCOT OF THE TEAM,

85. AND THEY WERE MEXICANS, AND THEY

86. RUINED MY COSTUME —

87. I COULD BE YOUR

88. COSTUME.

89. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN FIT INSIDE

90. ME?

91. NO, BUT YOU COULD TELL PEOPLE

92. I'M INSIDE YOU AND GO PUT ON A

93. SHOW AS THE MASCOT AND MAKE

94. EVERYONE LOVE ME, 'CAUSE THEY

95. THINK IT'S ME, NOT YOU.

96. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO

97. GO UNDERGROUND AND HIDE.

98. HEY THERE, HO THERE, LADIES

99. AND GENTLEMEN.

100. YOUR CRAZIES HAVE A BRAND-NEW

101. MASCOT WHO'S PLAYED BY

102. PERCY HANDFISHER, A SOPHOMORE

103. WHOSE PARENTS WERE RECENTLY

104. KILLED IN A THRESHER.

105. TROUBLED HIGH, GIVE A WARM,

106. TROUBLED, HEY THERE, HO THERE TO

107. YOUR TROUBLED CRA-A-ZY!

108. HEY THERE, HO THERE, LADIES

109. AND GENTLEMEN, THE OPPOSING TEAM

110. IS SO INTIMIDATED BY YOUR

111. TROUBLED CRAZY MASCOT, THEY ARE

112. FORFEITING THE GAME THANKS TO

113. PERCIVAL HANDFISHER.

114. PERCY, I WANT TO BE YOUR

115. GIRLFRIEND!

116. I WANT YOU, PERCY!

117. YOU DID GOOD, PERCY.

118. SORRY FOR BEATING YOU UP BEFORE.

119. I CAN TAKE IT.

120. I'M TOUGH ENOUGH TO JOIN YOUR

121. LITTLE GANG.

122. NOBODY HAS EVER SURVIVED OUR

123. INITIATION.

124. COME GIVE IT A TRY.

125. HERE'S MY CARD.

126. IT'S GOT EMBOSSED-GOLD 12-POINT

127. COURIER FONT ON BONE-WHITE

128. SEMIGLOSS STOCK.

129. BONE WHITE?

130. I THOUGHT WE ALL AGREED TO GET

131. EGGSHELL WHITE.

132. ABSURDITY!

133. I'M THE LEADER!

134. I SAY BONE WHITE!

135. ITS HAUNTING

136. ELEGANCE IS SO RESTRAINED.

137. SEE YOU TONIGHT, PERCY, AND WEAR

138. THE COSTUME.

139. CHIEF MASTER GURU,

140. YOU HAVE SO MANY WISDOMS LEFT TO

141. TEACH ME.

142. YEARS OF YOU AND I TOGETHER.

143. OF COURSE, YOUNGLING.

144. UH, WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU?

145. I DON'T SEE ANY—

146. CHIEF MASTER GURU!

147. I VOW TO RAMBLE THESE WORLDS AND

148. FIND THE EVIL ONES WHO DID THIS

149. TO AVENGE YOUR DEATH.

150. THAT GETS RID OF THAT

151. HEADACHE.

152. YES, AVENGE ME.

153. CHIEF?

154. I DID IT.

155. YOU WERE A HIT.

156. EVERYONE LOVES YOU NOW.

157. YOU EVEN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

158. REALLY? IS HE DISABLED?

159. BUT STAY HIDDEN FOR A

160. WHILE.

161. I WANT TO INFILTRATE THE GANG.

162. I JUST MAY HAVE SOME AVENGING

163. CHIEF BEEF TO QUEEF.

164. NO, I CAN'T STAY DOWN HERE.

165. CALM IT DOWN.

166. CLOSE YOUR EYES.

167. INHALE.

168. HOLD.

169. HOLD.

170. HOLD. HOLD.

171. HOLD. HOLD.

172. I DON'T HAVE YOUR MONEY, MAN.

173. THEN I'M TAKING BACK WHAT'S

174. MINE.

175. NOW BOIL HIS BLOOD AND GET OUR

176. DRUGS BACK.

177. CHARGE HIM A RECYCLING FEE.

178. PERCY, I'M SURPRISED YOU SHOWED

179. UP.

180. WELL, I'M NOT

181. SURPRISED ABOUT HOW MUCH I LIKE

182. TO DO CRIME.

183. YOU JUST PASSED THE FIRST

184. TEST.

185. NOW PASS THE SECOND.

186. WE JUST ORDERED A PIZZA, AND

187. WHEN IT COMES, YOU HAVE TO KILL

188. THE DELIVERYMAN.

189. OKAY, BUT I WANT TO

190. KILL HIM OUTSIDE, ALONE, IN THE

191. DARK.

192. IT'S OKAY.

193. WE ALL HAVE OUR OWN WAY OF

194. KILLING.

195. ME, I LIKE TO KILL ON THE BEACH.

196. I LIKE TO KILL TO MUSIC.

197. IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING,

198. BUT I LIKE TO KILL ON THE

199. TOILET.

200. I THINK IT'S BECAUSE, WHEN I WAS

201. A KID...

202. KID, YOUR MOTHER JUST DIED.

203. MOCHO, THAT'S NOT WHY YOU

204. LIKE TO KILL ON THE TOILET.

205. THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T LIKE

206. CEREAL.

207. OH, YEAH.

208. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO

209. BE DEAD RIGHT NOW, BUT HERE —

210. 20 BUCKS.

211. GET OUT OF TOWN AND START A NEW

212. LIFE.

213. HEY, THANKS, MISTER.

214. THANKS FOR THE SHOT.

215. I KILLED HIM HARD.

216. PULLED OUT HIS HEART AND SHOWED

217. IT TO HIM, AND HE WAS LIKE,

218. "NICE."

219. BIEN.

220. NOW PHASE TWO.

221. YOU HAVE TO WATCH US EAT THE

222. PIZZA WITH NARY A SLICE FOR

223. YOURSELF.

224. HEY, HE FORGOT OUR

225. CUCKOO-BREAD.

226. UH, I KNOW I'M DEAD, BUT I

227. FORGOT TO GIVE YOU YOUR

228. CUCKOO-BREAD.

229. A G-G-GHOST!

230. YOU GOT A GHOST TO BRING US

231. CUCKOO-BREAD.

232. PERCY!

233. YOU HAVE SHOWN TRUE LOCO SPIRIT.

234. I THINK YOU ARE A PRIME

235. CANDIDATE FOR OUR ANNUAL

236. PAUPER-TO-PRINCE PROGRAM.

237. I THOUGHT THIS WAS MY YEAR.

238. ONCE A YEAR, WE LET ONE

239. NOVICE MEMBER SIT IN AS GANG

240. LEADER FOR A WEEK.

241. I BENEFIT, AS I GET TO SEE THE

242. GANG FROM A NOVICE PERSPECTIVE,

243. AND THEN YOU BENEFIT BY

244. EXPERIENCING THE HARDSHIPS THAT

245. COME WITH THE ADMINISTRATIVE

246. ROLE THAT I PLAY.

247. I'M GAME.

248. PERCY, I CROWN THEE TEMPORARY

249. LEADER OF THE LOCAL LOCOS.

250. WHAT'S ON THE DOCKET

251. FOR TODAY?

252. WELL, WEDNESDAY NIGHT IS TAG

253. TUESDAY, WHERE WE PAINT OUR TAG

254. ALL OVER TOWN.

255. I PROPOSE A NEW LOCO

256. TAG — SOLID WHITE.

257. OOH, MINIMALISTA.

258. I CAN THINK SO CLEARLY

259. WITHOUT ALL THE VISUAL CLUTTER.

260. NOW EVERYONE WILL KNOW THE

261. LOCOS ARE CRAZY ABOUT

262. POSTMODERNIST AESTHETIC

263. CONTEXTUAL REFRAMING.

264. OKAY, THURSDAY NIGHT IS MAILROOM

265. MONDAY.

266. WE JUST GOT OUR NEW SHIPMENT.

267. WHAT DO YOU DO IF THE

268. COPS COME KNOCKING?

269. WE TOILET-FLUSH THE DRUGS.

270. LET'S STAY ONE STEP

271. AHEAD OF THE COPS.

272. FLUSH THEM NOW.

273. I LIKE.

274. ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE POLICíA.

275. HOLD. HOLD.

276. HOLD. HOLD.

277. HALE.

278. THAT WAS —

279. OKAY, INHALE, PERCY.

280. THIS IS THE VERY SORT OF

281. FORWARD THINKING THE

282. PAUPER-TO-PRICE PROGRAM WAS

283. MEANT TO ENGENDER.

284. FRIDAY NIGHT IS TACO TUESDAY.

285. THIS WEEK, INSTEAD OF

286. EATING TACOS, LET'S JUST

287. TALK... OH.

288. OH.

289. SO, WHO WANTS TO

290. SPILL IT FIRST?

291. WHAT DO YOUR HEART SPIRITS HAVE

292. TO SAY TO YOUR MIND-SACS?

293. I GUESS I TEND TO USE MY

294. SWITCHBLADE AS A DEFENSE

295. MECHANISM.

296. YOU GUYS ARE THE ONLY FAMILY

297. I HAVE — MAYBE BECAUSE YOU GUYS

298. KILLED MY FAMILY.

299. BEFORE TONIGHT, I COULD NEVER

300. EXPRESS MYSELF WITH WORDS.

301. I ALWAYS DID IT LIKE THIS.

302. YOU'RE RIGHT — RAPE IS NOT

303. AN EXCUSE.

304. IT'S A REASON, AND TONIGHT,

305. EVERYTHING SEEMS SO REASONABLE.

306. I'M BIG NOW, BUT I RECENTLY

307. DROPPED 230 POUNDS.

308. YEAH, I DUMPED YOUR WIFE!

309. I GUESS I TOLD THAT JOKE AS A

310. WAY TO AVOID THE REAL ISSUE.

311. I LOVE YOUR WIFE.

312. SHE DUMPED ME.

313. HOW DO THEY EXPECT ME TO STAY

314. OUT OF JAIL?

315. THAT'S WHERE ALL MY STUFF IS.

316. HERE'S WHY I NEVER TAKE OFF

317. MY SHIRT WHEN WE GO SWIMMING.

318. SO SHE SAYS, "OH, THAT PUPPY

319. IS THE CUTEST THING IN THE

320. WORLD."

321. AND IT'S LIKE, I'M STANDING

322. RIGHT HERE, MOM.

323. I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE.

324. MAYBE I DO HAVE MORE ISSUES

325. THAN A MAGAZINE STAND, BUT ALL

326. THOSE MAGAZINES ARE PURO FANCY.

327. I NEVER WANTED TO BE A VATO.

328. I JUST WANT TO GROOM AND TRAIN

329. POODLES.

330. I SECRETLY GROOM AND TRAIN

331. POODLES.

332. ARE YOU GUYS MESSING WITH ME?

333. WHENEVER YOU TURN YOUR BACK, I

334. SECRETLY GROOM AND TRAIN

335. POODLES.

336. WATCH.

337. TURN YOUR BACK.

338. I'M DOING IT.

339. I'M DOING IT!

340. I CAN'T SEE.

341. MY BACK IS TURNED.

342. PASSION — THIS IS

343. WHAT GANGBANGING OUGHT TO BE

344. ABOUT.

345. THANK YOU, PERCY, FOR SHOWING

346. US HOW TO FOLLOW OUR BLISS.

347. WE'RE OUT OF THE DRUG GAME

348. FOREVER.

349. OH, NO.

350. SHINY'S COMING TO TOWN, AND HE

351. WANTS HIS DRUG SHIPMENT.

352. WE JUST FLUSHED OURSELVES A

353. DEATH SENTENCE.

354. WHO'S SHINY?

355. HE'S ONLY THE BIGGEST DRUG

356. DEALER SINCE TRUMAN.

357. HE'S SO RICH, HE HAD EVERY

358. CELL IN HIS BODY PLATINUMED.

359. WELL, YOU JUST HAD

360. EVERY CELL IN YOUR BODY

361. PASSIONED.

362. TELL SHINY TO MEET US AT THE

363. DOCKS.

364. WHERE'S MY DRUGS, CHALAZA?

365. I'M THE LOCAL LOCO

366. LEADER NOW, AND WE'RE OUT OF THE

367. DRUG GAME FOR GOOD.

368. FROM NOW ON, "L.L." STANDS FOR

369. "SUPPORTIVE COMMUNITY OF

370. CONNECTED SPIRITS."

371. YOU GIVE UP YOUR GAME, AND

372. I'LL GET YOU A JOB AT THE JOBBY

373. JOB CENTER.

374. NO DEAL, SHINY.

375. FIFI, CUDDLES!

376. I DON'T GET IT.

377. NOW!

378. ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THIS

379. MOMENT?

380. FRITTATA!

381. I DON'T WANT PERCY TO BE OUR

382. LEADER ANYMORE.

383. YOU SHOULD HAVE PICKED ME.

384. GIVE... ME... BACK... MY... SON!

385. WAIT... SORRY... I... MEAN... DRUGS!

386. THAT'LL GIVE YOU TIME TO

387. REFLECT.

388. I ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST INTO MY

389. HEART AS MY PERSONAL SAVIOR!

390. YES, MADE IT!

391. I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO WITH

392. SHINY NOW.

393. YOU WERE SO SEXY OUT

394. THERE, SKEETER-BEAST.

395. YOU'RE MY PASSION.

396. SORRY, BUT I'M WITH SOMEONE

397. WHO DOESN'T LIE ABOUT WHO THEY

398. ARE ON THE INSIDE.

399. COME ON, PERCY, LEND ME SOME

400. SUGAR.

401. AND NOW I RAMBLE

402. FORTH ON MY ENDLESS JOURNEY TO

403. BE THE GREATEST AID-SPREADER OF

404. ALL TIME.