1. No, no. No, not in my room,
in here. In here.Copy !req
2. Jerry, back from Paris?Copy !req
3. Ben, what a nightmare.
Right there, no, no, right there.Copy !req
4. What is with you guys?Copy !req
5. I've got a sandwich in there,
I want all those bags opened.Copy !req
6. We're looking until we find it.Copy !req
7. Hey, Audrey, Uncle Jerry's back.
Heh.Copy !req
8. - Sylvia.
- Benjamin.Copy !req
9. Okay, okay. Go on. Goodbye.Copy !req
10. Brother Ben, this is the best
damn sandwich I ever ate.Copy !req
11. It's a baguette, with Brie and butter.Copy !req
12. I had four of these damn things
every day I was there.Copy !req
13. You got to try this thing.Copy !req
14. Here, go ahead, eat it, go ahead.Copy !req
15. Go ahead.Copy !req
16. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
17. Mm.Copy !req
18. Mm. Mm!Copy !req
19. Mm! This is incredible, Jer.Copy !req
20. You know what this reminds us of?
You know who likes this?Copy !req
21. It reminds us of Ginny and Jenny's
down by the river.Copy !req
22. - Hmm?
- By God, you're right.Copy !req
23. Am I right? Am I right? Hmm?Copy !req
24. Oh, no wonder.Copy !req
25. Mm. Mm!Copy !req
26. Mm. Jer.Copy !req
27. Outside, outside, outside.Copy !req
28. Mm. Oh.Copy !req
29. Always a pleasure.Copy !req
30. Mm. Incredible. Incredible.Copy !req
31. - Mm.
- Jer.Copy !req
32. Leland's daughter was murdered
and the Norwegians left.Copy !req
33. Did they sign?Copy !req
34. Deal's off.Copy !req
35. Oh!Copy !req
36. We had those Vikings by the horns,
what happened?Copy !req
37. We're not a hundred percent sure,
they took their translator with them.Copy !req
38. Did you say Leland's daughter
was murdered?Copy !req
39. Yes.Copy !req
40. Ugh, I'm depressed.Copy !req
41. I can fix that.Copy !req
42. There's a new girl
at One-Eyed Jack's.Copy !req
43. Freshly scented
from the perfume counter.Copy !req
44. And you, brother Jer,Copy !req
45. have a 50-50 chance
of being first in line.Copy !req
46. I like those odds.Copy !req
47. All work and no play
make Ben and Jerry dull boys.Copy !req
48. That's right.Copy !req
49. Let's jump in the boat.Copy !req
50. That's great huckleberry pie,
Mrs. Hayward.Copy !req
51. Thank you, James.Copy !req
52. Well...Copy !req
53. Mrs. Hayward and I
are gonna say good night, James.Copy !req
54. Good night, James.Copy !req
55. Good night.Copy !req
56. - Good night, dear.
- Good night, Mom.Copy !req
57. Uh, don't worry about the dishes.
I'll clean up.Copy !req
58. Are you, uh, coming to church
with us in the morning, Donna?Copy !req
59. Yes.Copy !req
60. - Nine o'clock sharp.
- Okay.Copy !req
61. - Good night, James.
- Good night, sir.Copy !req
62. Hi, sailor.Copy !req
63. Good evening, Mr. Horne.Copy !req
64. Ah, heh-heh.Copy !req
65. Now, Ben, we're not gonna go
in the casino first, are we?Copy !req
66. Jer, I didn't come here to lose my shirt,
I just came to take it off.Copy !req
67. Yeah.Copy !req
68. - Kim, the Horne brothers are here.
- I'll tell Blackie.Copy !req
69. Sweetheart, I'd like to order two drinks.Copy !req
70. One double Scotch on the rocks
and my brother would likeCopy !req
71. a double Scotch on the rocks.Copy !req
72. That's two double
Scotch on the rocks.Copy !req
73. Next stop, rocket science.Copy !req
74. Jerry.Copy !req
75. Ah.Copy !req
76. - Blackie.
- Benjamin.Copy !req
77. Mm.Copy !req
78. Shall I compare thee
to a summer's day?Copy !req
79. Thou art more lovely
and more temperateCopy !req
80. Rough winds do shake
the darling buds of May,Copy !req
81. And every fair from fair
sometimes declines,Copy !req
82. By chance or nature's
changing course untrimmedCopy !req
83. But thy eternal summer
shall not fade,Copy !req
84. Nor lose possession
of that fair thou ow'st,Copy !req
85. - Nor shall death brag...
- Where's the new girl?Copy !req
86. When you really want love,Copy !req
87. you'll find it waiting for you.Copy !req
88. Heads.Copy !req
89. Ah.Copy !req
90. Come on.
We'll take care of you, Jerry.Copy !req
91. Well...Copy !req
92. Donna, I don't thinkCopy !req
93. that what we're feeling or doing
is wrong.Copy !req
94. Why not?Copy !req
95. Because it's the truth.Copy !req
96. Because I think it would have
turned out this way anyway.Copy !req
97. You do?Copy !req
98. Yes.Copy !req
99. I remember a time in school,
in the hall,Copy !req
100. we were suddenly alone
and we looked at each other.Copy !req
101. I almost told you I loved you then.Copy !req
102. It's true.Copy !req
103. It is true, isn't it?Copy !req
104. Oh, James.Copy !req
105. I guess because of Laura
I couldn't say anything.Copy !req
106. - I couldn't even let myself think it.
- Me too.Copy !req
107. Are we gonna be together, James?Copy !req
108. Are we?Copy !req
109. Are we, James?Copy !req
110. Special Agent Dale Cooper.Copy !req
111. Hello, it's Hawk.Copy !req
112. Deputy Hawk,
how is Ronette Pulaski?Copy !req
113. Body and spirit are still far apart.Copy !req
114. What did you find out
from her parents?Copy !req
115. Ronette recently quit her jobCopy !req
116. at the perfume counter
of Horne's department store.Copy !req
117. Everything else is quiet,
except this afternoonCopy !req
118. there was a one-armed man
snooping around intensive care.Copy !req
119. A one-armed man?Copy !req
120. Left.Copy !req
121. Did you question him?Copy !req
122. Negative.
I pursued but he got away.Copy !req
123. Maintain an around-the-clock watch
on RonetteCopy !req
124. and we'll speak in the morning.Copy !req
125. You got it?Copy !req
126. Supposed to leave it
in this stupid football.Copy !req
127. Is it in there?Copy !req
128. Not all of it.Copy !req
129. Cash on delivery, Bobby.Copy !req
130. He's got a gun.Copy !req
131. - Hey, Leo.
- Hey.Copy !req
132. Who's that?Copy !req
133. Is there someone with you?Copy !req
134. Never mind.
Toss it over here, quarterback.Copy !req
135. - It's empty.
- Is that right?Copy !req
136. Weren't you supposed to leave
something in there for me?Copy !req
137. This barely covers
what we paid for.Copy !req
138. - Where's the rest?
- Where's the rest of the money?Copy !req
139. There's a... There's a problem.Copy !req
140. Problem?Copy !req
141. Laura had the other half,
in a safe deposit box.Copy !req
142. You think you got problems?Copy !req
143. We can get it, Leo. Just wait
till everything settles down.Copy !req
144. You punks owe me 10 grand.Copy !req
145. Leo needs a new pair of shoes.Copy !req
146. Okay.Copy !req
147. We won't take delivery on the drugs
until you get the cash.Copy !req
148. Do I look like a bank?Copy !req
149. I appreciate your position.Copy !req
150. But this thing with Laura,
how can I anticipate that kind of thing?Copy !req
151. Hey, man, Laura was a wild girl.Copy !req
152. Tell me about it.Copy !req
153. Maybe. Someday.Copy !req
154. Take your hand out of your pocket,
Mike.Copy !req
155. What is your problem, Leo?Copy !req
156. Problem?Copy !req
157. You want to know about problems?Copy !req
158. Okay.Copy !req
159. You're on the road.Copy !req
160. Driving back and forth.
Gone for days.Copy !req
161. You get back and guess what?Copy !req
162. What?Copy !req
163. You find out your old lady's
been giving it away.Copy !req
164. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
165. Stepping out in your own
damn bedroom.Copy !req
166. That's a problem.Copy !req
167. I guess so.Copy !req
168. I guess it is.Copy !req
169. - Do you know who?
- A man needs a clean house.Copy !req
170. Sure, yeah.Copy !req
171. So do you know who?Copy !req
172. I'll take care of it.Copy !req
173. Sure you will, man.Copy !req
174. This other thing, hell,
we'll take care of that,Copy !req
175. don't you worry about that.Copy !req
176. We'll get the cash
and everything will be square.Copy !req
177. Go out for a pass.Copy !req
178. What?Copy !req
179. - Go out for a pass.
- Okay.Copy !req
180. - Just...
- Run.Copy !req
181. - Just take it easy.
- Run!Copy !req
182. - Take it easy.
- Easy.Copy !req
183. - Run!
- Take it easy.Copy !req
184. Damn it. I'm done, Bobby.Copy !req
185. Let's get the hell out of here.Copy !req
186. - Ed.
- I'm sorry, honey, I didn't see it there.Copy !req
187. You stepped on my drape runner.Copy !req
188. Well, honey, it was right out
in the middle of the floor.Copy !req
189. You think that's an accident?Copy !req
190. I laid those out there myself.Copy !req
191. I was up all night working
on that invention.Copy !req
192. I'm going to have the world's first
100 percent quiet runner.Copy !req
193. I'm real sorry, Nadine.Copy !req
194. Ed, you make me sick.Copy !req
195. That's it.Copy !req
196. Exactly 60 feet, six inches.Copy !req
197. It's perfect.Copy !req
198. What do you think he's up to?Copy !req
199. It beats me.Copy !req
200. Invitation to love.Copy !req
201. Each day brings a new beginning.Copy !req
202. And every hour holds the promise
of an Invitation to Love.Copy !req
203. Right.Copy !req
204. Who is it?Copy !req
205. Hey, baby, it's the big bad bobcat.Copy !req
206. Are you crazy?
What are you doing here?Copy !req
207. I just passed Leo, he started
to diesel up out in North Bend.Copy !req
208. - We got at least 20 minutes.
- Oh, God.Copy !req
209. Where's your car?Copy !req
210. Parked in the woods, come on.Copy !req
211. Open sesame. Somebody might
see me out here and that'd be worse.Copy !req
212. Bobby, you cannot come by here
like this.Copy !req
213. We can't see each other for a while.Copy !req
214. What the hell happened to you?Copy !req
215. Leo Johnson happened to me.Copy !req
216. That bastard.Copy !req
217. Come here.Copy !req
218. Bobby, if he finds out about us,
he's gonna kill you.Copy !req
219. He'll kill us both.Copy !req
220. If he ever does this to you again,
I'll kill him.Copy !req
221. I mean it.Copy !req
222. Bobby.Copy !req
223. Cup of coffee.Copy !req
224. It's not the first time,
it won't be the last,Copy !req
225. but I'm in that doghouse again.Copy !req
226. What happened this time?Copy !req
227. Well, I popped a grease gun,Copy !req
228. stepped on a drape runner
and all hell broke loose.Copy !req
229. I ran into Nadine
in the hardware store.Copy !req
230. That's all she talked about
were those drape runners.Copy !req
231. She's got one big bee in her bonnet.Copy !req
232. Young Bobby sure gave me
a good one didn't he?Copy !req
233. Where do you want these rocks?Copy !req
234. Put them right down there
by the doughnuts, deputy.Copy !req
235. Anyone for a warm-up?Copy !req
236. - Yes.
- You bet. You bet.Copy !req
237. - Right over here.
- Thanks, Lucy.Copy !req
238. Damn good coffee.Copy !req
239. And hot.Copy !req
240. Would everyone please take a seat?Copy !req
241. Ah.Copy !req
242. By way of explaining
what we're about to do,Copy !req
243. I am first going to tell you a little bitCopy !req
244. about the country calledCopy !req
245. Tibet.Copy !req
246. An extremely spiritual country,Copy !req
247. for centuries the leader of Tibet
has been known as the Dalai Lama.Copy !req
248. In 1950, Communist China
invaded TibetCopy !req
249. and while leaving
the Dalai Lama nominally in charge,Copy !req
250. they in fact seized control
of the entire country.Copy !req
251. In 1959, after a Tibetan uprising
against the Chinese,Copy !req
252. the Dalai Lama was forced
to flee to IndiaCopy !req
253. for his life and has lived
in exile ever since.Copy !req
254. Following a dream
I had three years ago,Copy !req
255. I have become deeply moved
by the plight of the Tibetan peopleCopy !req
256. and filled with a desire to help them.Copy !req
257. I also awoke
from the same dream realizingCopy !req
258. that I had subconsciously gained
knowledge of a deductive technique,Copy !req
259. involving mind-body coordination
operating hand in handCopy !req
260. with the deepest level of intuition.Copy !req
261. Sheriff, Deputy Hawk,
if you will please assist me,Copy !req
262. I will now demonstrate.Copy !req
263. You will recall
on the day of her deathCopy !req
264. Laura Palmer wrote
the following entry in her diary:Copy !req
265. "Nervous about meeting J tonight."Copy !req
266. Today, we're going to concentrate
on the J's.Copy !req
267. Harry, when I give the word,
would you please read aloudCopy !req
268. each of the names
I've written on the blackboard.Copy !req
269. - Okey-doke.
- Deputy Hawk, stand over hereCopy !req
270. and hold this bucket of rocks up
near me where I can get to them.Copy !req
271. Would you please
put on the kitchen mittens?Copy !req
272. Deputy Andy, move down,Copy !req
273. stand by the bottle.Copy !req
274. Lucy, take this piece of chalk.Copy !req
275. Not too near, Andy.Copy !req
276. I'm getting excited.Copy !req
277. If I should strike the bottle
after Sheriff TrumanCopy !req
278. says a particular name, make a check
to the right of that name.Copy !req
279. Oh. Sheriff, I almost forgot,
when you say the name,Copy !req
280. also briefly state that person's
relationship to Laura Palmer.Copy !req
281. Ready?Copy !req
282. - Ready.
- Ready.Copy !req
283. James Hurley.Copy !req
284. Secret boyfriend.Copy !req
285. James Hurley.Copy !req
286. Josie Packard.
Was instructed in English by Laura.Copy !req
287. Josie Packard.Copy !req
288. So there's no check
next to either of these names?Copy !req
289. That's correct, please continue.Copy !req
290. Dr. Lawrence Jacoby,
Laura's psychiatrist.Copy !req
291. Dr. Lawrence Jacoby.Copy !req
292. You did it, you hit it.Copy !req
293. Lucy, make a note
that the bottle was struckCopy !req
294. but did not break.Copy !req
295. - Very important.
- Okay.Copy !req
296. Andy, put that bottle back
exactly where it was.Copy !req
297. Johnny Horne.Copy !req
298. Laura was
his special education tutor.Copy !req
299. Johnny Horne.Copy !req
300. Norma Jennings.Copy !req
301. She helped Laura organize
the Meals on Wheels program.Copy !req
302. Norma Jennings.Copy !req
303. Shelly Johnson.Copy !req
304. Waitress at diner, friend.Copy !req
305. Shelly Johnson.Copy !req
306. - Sorry, Andy.
- Sweetie?Copy !req
307. It didn't hurt.Copy !req
308. It didn't hurt a bit.Copy !req
309. Where there's no sense,
there's no feeling, Andy.Copy !req
310. Cooper.Copy !req
311. Tell me.Copy !req
312. The idea for all this
really came from a dream?Copy !req
313. Yes. It did.Copy !req
314. Uh, Jack with One Eye.Copy !req
315. Maybe it's the letter I,
but there's no I in Jack.Copy !req
316. I think perhaps it means
he only had one eye, Lucy.Copy !req
317. Sounds like, uh, Nadine,
Big Ed Hurley's wife.Copy !req
318. No, no, no, there's a casino up north
called One-Eyed Jack's,Copy !req
319. across the border
on the Canadian side.Copy !req
320. That's it, we're gonna go
and check that place out.Copy !req
321. Okay.Copy !req
322. Agent Cooper, I'm going to erase this
because it's a place and not a person.Copy !req
323. Actually, maybe the person
could be in the place.Copy !req
324. - So should I erase it?
- Yes.Copy !req
325. Yes, a person could be in a place,
or yes, I should...?Copy !req
326. - Lucy.
- Erase it, Lucy.Copy !req
327. Next name, Harry.Copy !req
328. Leo Johnson.Copy !req
329. Husband of Shelly, drives a truck,
connection with Laura...Copy !req
330. - Unknown.
- Leo Johnson.Copy !req
331. Ah!Copy !req
332. Little Audrey Horne just walked in.Copy !req
333. Yeah, I saw her at church.
Wonder what she's doing down here.Copy !req
334. - Hi, Audrey.
- Hi, Norma.Copy !req
335. - Can I have a cup of coffee, please?
- Sure.Copy !req
336. Remind me to stop at the hardware
store to get those 60-watt bulbs.Copy !req
337. Thanks.Copy !req
338. I'm gonna go say hi.Copy !req
339. Hi.Copy !req
340. Hi, Donna.Copy !req
341. So my parents said
they saw you at church today.Copy !req
342. I didn't see you.Copy !req
343. Yeah, I came by because of Laura.Copy !req
344. What do you mean?Copy !req
345. I didn't even think you liked her.Copy !req
346. There were things about Laura
I didn't like,Copy !req
347. but she did help to take care
of my brother Johnny.Copy !req
348. Guess I sort of loved her for that.Copy !req
349. Do you like coffee?Copy !req
350. Yeah. With cream and sugar.Copy !req
351. Agent Cooper loves coffee.Copy !req
352. Audrey.Copy !req
353. But Agent Cooper
likes his coffee black.Copy !req
354. - Can I ask you something?
- Sure.Copy !req
355. Did Laura ever talk about my father?Copy !req
356. What do you mean?Copy !req
357. Nothing.Copy !req
358. No, what do you mean?Copy !req
359. He used to sing to her.Copy !req
360. God, I love this music.Copy !req
361. Isn't it too dreamy?Copy !req
362. Can you believe this?Copy !req
363. Hawk found this half mile
down the tracks from the crime site.Copy !req
364. Oh, it's a nasty piece of work.Copy !req
365. Tell Agent Cooper
that Albert and his team are here.Copy !req
366. - Albert?
- A-L-B-E-R-T.Copy !req
367. Are we gonna have to
stand here all afternoon?Copy !req
368. - No.
- Albert Rosenfield.Copy !req
369. R-O-S-E-N-F-l-E-L-D.Copy !req
370. Sheriff, this is Lucy.Copy !req
371. Is Agent Cooper with you?Copy !req
372. Yes, he is.Copy !req
373. Are Albert and his team here, Lucy?Copy !req
374. Yes, he is. They are.Copy !req
375. We're on our way.Copy !req
376. Agent Cooper will be right with you.Copy !req
377. Yeah, I can hear perfectly well,
Curly.Copy !req
378. Harry, Albert and his team
are cream of the crop.Copy !req
379. Albert's a forensic genius.Copy !req
380. If they're working for you,
I wouldn't expect anything less.Copy !req
381. But I got to warn you. Albert's
lacking in some of the social niceties.Copy !req
382. - Nobody's perfect.
- Isn't that the truth?Copy !req
383. What the hell kind
of a two-bit operationCopy !req
384. they running out of this tree house,
Cooper?Copy !req
385. Albert, this is Sheriff Truman.Copy !req
386. I have seen
some slipshod backwater burgs,Copy !req
387. but this place takes the cake.Copy !req
388. What are you waiting for, Christmas?
Got work to do.Copy !req
389. They're putting this girl
in the ground tomorrow,Copy !req
390. and we've wasted half the day traveling
here to the middle of nowhere.Copy !req
391. Well, Albert, I suggest you
and your team should get started.Copy !req
392. I'll have one of my men
escort you over to the morgue.Copy !req
393. That'd be fine.Copy !req
394. Results from
the local pathologist's report.Copy !req
395. Welcome to amateur hour.Copy !req
396. Looks like an all nighter, boys.Copy !req
397. Albert.Copy !req
398. Got a minute?Copy !req
399. I hear that you're real good
at what you do.Copy !req
400. - Yeah, that's correct.
- Well, that's good.Copy !req
401. Because normally if a stranger walked
into my station talking this kind of crap,Copy !req
402. he'd be looking for his teeth
two blocks up on queer street.Copy !req
403. Good night, Ed.Copy !req
404. Ed, is that you?Copy !req
405. Yeah, honey, it's me.Copy !req
406. - Ed!
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
407. Oh, Ed, I'm so happy, sweetheart,
I have to thank you.Copy !req
408. Why's that?Copy !req
409. You don't know
what you've done for me?Copy !req
410. No, I don't.Copy !req
411. Oh, Ed, you big lug.Copy !req
412. When you tracked all
that grease into the house today,Copy !req
413. you spilled some on my cotton balls,Copy !req
414. but instead of tossing them out,
I put the greased ones on the runners,Copy !req
415. and, Ed, just listen to this.Copy !req
416. Completely silent.Copy !req
417. How about that?Copy !req
418. Oh, Ed.Copy !req
419. We are gonna be so rich.Copy !req
420. Everything smells like fish
around here.Copy !req
421. Well, you could wash your socks
separately.Copy !req
422. What did that FBI man
want up here today?Copy !req
423. Very nice fellow.Copy !req
424. Asked a few questions.Copy !req
425. About what?Copy !req
426. Oh, he talked to Josie mostly.Copy !req
427. I had a problem with a fish.Copy !req
428. Took a liking to my percolator.Copy !req
429. What did he want
to talk to Josie about?Copy !req
430. Why don't you ask her?Copy !req
431. Here's the key, the ledger's inside.Copy !req
432. - Thank you.
- You betcha.Copy !req
433. Didn't he want to talk to me?Copy !req
434. Yeah, but we told him
you were on your world tour,Copy !req
435. he should contact
your press agent.Copy !req
436. Get your boots off my bed
and go to your room!Copy !req
437. I didn't want to get mink oil
on my bedspread.Copy !req
438. You got mink oil on your head.Copy !req
439. Two books.Copy !req
440. Oh.Copy !req
441. Leland?Copy !req
442. - Leland, stop it.
- We have to dance.Copy !req
443. We have to dance, Sarah.
We have to dance.Copy !req
444. For Laura.Copy !req
445. Oh, Leland, stop it.
Give that to me, give it to me.Copy !req
446. - We have to dance.
- Leland, Leland.Copy !req
447. Give it to me.Copy !req
448. What is going on in this house?Copy !req
449. Leland, what is going on
in this house?Copy !req
450. Oh, God!Copy !req
451. Laura.Copy !req
452. Laura.Copy !req
453. Through the darkness of future pasts
The magician longs to seeCopy !req
454. One chants out between two worldsCopy !req
455. "Fire, walk with me"Copy !req
456. We lived among the people.Copy !req
457. I think you say, convenience store.Copy !req
458. We lived above it.Copy !req
459. I mean it like it is, like it sounds.Copy !req
460. I, too, have been touched
by the devilish one.Copy !req
461. Tattoo on the left shoulder.Copy !req
462. Ah, but when I saw the face of God,
I was changed.Copy !req
463. I took the entire arm off.Copy !req
464. My name is Mike.Copy !req
465. His name is Bob.Copy !req
466. Mike?Copy !req
467. Mike, can you hear me?Copy !req
468. Catch you with my Death Bag.Copy !req
469. You may think I've gone insane.Copy !req
470. But I promiseCopy !req
471. I will kill again.Copy !req
472. But it is Laura Palmer.Copy !req
473. Are you Laura Palmer?Copy !req
474. Harry, it's Cooper.Copy !req
475. Meet me for breakfast, 7 a.m.,
the hotel lobby.Copy !req
476. I know who killed Laura Palmer.Copy !req
477. No, it can wait till morning.Copy !req