1. NO! NO!Copy !req
2. I DON'T WANNA GO BACK!
I'M NOT DONE FINDING MYSELF!Copy !req
3. YOU GOTTA.Copy !req
4. NO, PLEASE, BROCK,
I FEEL AMAZING.Copy !req
5. I NEVER WANT
THE NIGHT TO END.Copy !req
6. YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY
FROM YOUR LIFE
FOREVER, DOC.Copy !req
7. THIS IS MY LIFE NOW, MOM.
DEAL WITH IT.Copy !req
8. YOU'VE GOT RESPONSIBILITIES
AT HOME.Copy !req
9. THE BILLS ARE STACKING UP
AND YOU HAVE TO DEALCopy !req
10. WITH WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE BOYS.Copy !req
11. SCREW THE BOYS! I WANT
TO STAY HERE WITH MY NEW FAMILYCopy !req
12. AND THEIR FEEL-GOOD CANDY.Copy !req
13. YOU'VE HAD YOUR FUN,
DOC, IT'S TIME.Copy !req
14. NO.
BROCK, NO!Copy !req
15. THIS IS SKY.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A CHILD.Copy !req
16. PLEASE.Copy !req
17. BUT WE'RE
THE VENTURE BROTHERS.Copy !req
18. SHOULDN'T WE WORK
TOGETHER?Copy !req
19. WHAT DOES IT TAKE
TO GET RID OF YOU,Copy !req
20. YOU PARASITE —
TWEEZERS AND A MATCH?Copy !req
21. I GIVE YOU LIFE,
I GIVE YOU HALF MY STUFFCopy !req
22. I GIVE YOU THE X-2,
FOR GOD'S SAKE.Copy !req
23. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT —
MY BLOOD?Copy !req
24. HERE! TAKE IT.
TAKE MY BLOOD!Copy !req
25. OR BETTER YET, JUST CLIMB
RIGHT ON BACK INSIDE ME.Copy !req
26. GO ON, JUMP BACK IN THERE.
COME ON.Copy !req
27. FINE, NEVER MIND.Copy !req
28. JUST LET ME GET MY STUFF
FROM THE LAB, AND I'LL GO.Copy !req
29. THE LAB. TRY MY LAB.Copy !req
30. MINE, YOURS,
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?Copy !req
31. WE'RE THE VENTURE BROTHERS!Copy !req
32. WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS.Copy !req
33. YEAH, YEAH, YOU'RE VERY
GENEROUS WITH MY THINGS.Copy !req
34. LOOK, TWEAKY, I HAVE
SOME BITTY, BITTY,
BITTY BIGCopy !req
35. GOVERNMENT CONTRACTS
I'VE GOTTA GET
CRACKING ON.Copy !req
36. I'M BITTY BITTY
BACK IN ACTION,Copy !req
37. AND THERE ARE
BITTY BITTY BILLS TO PAY!Copy !req
38. SUPER! I CAN USE YOUR HELP.
I'VE GOT MOST OF THEM COMPLETE.Copy !req
39. I THINK THERE ARE TWO LEFT.Copy !req
40. A SOUND THAT KILLS,
AND A TELEPORTER.Copy !req
41. DIBS ON THE KILLING SOUND.Copy !req
42. "DIBS"? SCREW YOU!
THOSE ARE MY CONTRACTS.Copy !req
43. THEY WERE ADDRESSED
TO DOCTOR VENTURE,Copy !req
44. AND SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE,
I'VE RECEIVED TWO DOCTORATES.Copy !req
45. SO, I'M
A DOCTOR VENTURE, TOO.Copy !req
46. I WAS ONLY GONE A MONTH.
YOU CAN HAVE THE TELEPORTER.Copy !req
47. FINE, I'LL CLEAN UP
YOUR MESS.Copy !req
48. GREAT, I'M HALF DONE WITH IT.Copy !req
49. IT'S IN THE MANUFACTURING WING.
I PUT YOUR STAFF
ON THE JOB.Copy !req
50. WAIT, I HAVE
A MANUFACTURING WING?Copy !req
51. I HAVE A STAFF?Copy !req
52. I DID THIS.
I LET THIS HAPPEN TO THEM.Copy !req
53. THE BOYS WERE IN MY CHARGE
AND I FAILED!Copy !req
54. NOT YOUR FAULT.
THESE THINGS HAPPEN.Copy !req
55. WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE?
THOSE CHILDREN WERECopy !req
56. CUT DOWN IN THEIR PRIME,
AND MY NEGLIGENCE IS TO BLAME.Copy !req
57. HATE ME!Copy !req
58. ALL RIGHT, FINE.
I HATE YOU.Copy !req
59. HEY, YOU HUNGRY?
THINKING ABOUT MAKING
GRILLED CHEESE.Copy !req
60. I ACCEPT YOUR HATRED.Copy !req
61. I DON'T WANT TO WORRY YOU
WITH THE PARTICULARS,Copy !req
62. BUT I AM BY TRADE
A NECROMANCER.Copy !req
63. YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT MEANS, RIGHT?Copy !req
64. YEAH, THAT YOU HAVE SEX
WITH DEAD PEOPLE.Copy !req
65. PHILE, A NECROPHILE.Copy !req
66. A NECROMANCER
CAN BRING THE DEAD TO LIFE.Copy !req
67. NO. HEY, SWIFTY.
SWIFTY, LOOK HERE.Copy !req
68. RIGHTY TIGHTY,
LEFTY LOOSEY.Copy !req
69. COME ON, MAN,
EYES DOWN HERE.Copy !req
70. WHERE ARE YOU LOOKING?Copy !req
71. HOW THE HELL DID
THEY GET IN HERE?Copy !req
72. I PADLOCKED
THIS WING YEARS AGO.Copy !req
73. HEY!
RUSTY, HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
74. LONG TIME NO SEE.Copy !req
75. NOT AGAIN.
JUST LET ME
TAKE THE I.D.s OUT.Copy !req
76. HERE, NOW YOU
CAN'T KILL ME.
HOBO CODE, RIGHT?Copy !req
77. HEY, THIS ONE
ALWAYS A KIDDER.Copy !req
78. I'VE KNOWN HIM 30 YEARS.Copy !req
79. HEY, SWIFTY,
SAY HI TO RUSTY.Copy !req
80. HE WAS SO FLIPPED UP,
TURNED AROUND —Copy !req
81. SERIOUSLY, WHOEVER YOU
ARE, I DON'T WANT
ANY TROUBLE.Copy !req
82. JUST PACK UP YOUR LITTLE
SHANTY TOWN AND LEAVE.Copy !req
83. YOU REALLY DON'T REMEMBER ME?
ALL THOSE ADVENTURES WE HAD?Copy !req
84. WOW, THAT LITTLE BROWN BOY
SAVED YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
85. THIS
AZTEC CALENDAR SAYSCopy !req
86. TODAY IS
YOUR LUCKY DAY.Copy !req
87. CAN WE KEEP HIM, PA?Copy !req
88. UM...Copy !req
89. YEAH, NO.
NOT RINGING A BELL.Copy !req
90. HEY, HON,
YOU READY?Copy !req
91. JUST A SEC—
HELLO!Copy !req
92. TELL ME SHE
WORKS HERE, TOO.Copy !req
93. MY RIDE.
WELL, I'LL BE SEEING
YOU, BIG BROTHER.Copy !req
94. YOU'RE LEAVING ME
WITH THESE PEOPLE?Copy !req
95. YEP, OFF
TO SPIDER SKULL ISLAND.Copy !req
96. DID YOU BRING
THE BAG, HONEY?Copy !req
97. ONE FOR ME,
AND ONE FOR COLLETTE.Copy !req
98. GO TEAM VENTURE.Copy !req
99. I USED TO BE PRETTY,
BUT NOT NO MORE.Copy !req
100. LOOK AT MY NOSE.Copy !req
101. HEY, WHAT THE —Copy !req
102. ARE YOU RAPING ME?Copy !req
103. NO.
WELL, I WAS GONNA...Copy !req
104. GONNA! WHAT
THE, KING?Copy !req
105. COULDN'T
GET IT UP.Copy !req
106. YOU'RE BUILT
TOO MUCH LIKE A GIRL.Copy !req
107. I COULDN'T GET INTO IT.Copy !req
108. WAIT A—
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY CELL!Copy !req
109. WHAT — DID YOU TAKE ME
TO YOUR PLACE?Copy !req
110. I GOT PORN HERE.
IT HELPS.Copy !req
111. LA LA LA LA LA LA.Copy !req
112. HANK!Copy !req
113. DEAN!Copy !req
114. HEY, HEAD,
ON MY HEAD.Copy !req
115. OH, MY APOLOGIES.
I DIDN'T SEE YOU —Copy !req
116. WAIT, PERHAPS YOU COULD HELP.Copy !req
117. FROM YOUR HELMET I CAN JUDGE
THAT YOU'VE BEEN HERE
LONG ENOUGH —Copy !req
118. YES, PILGRIM,
I, IN LIFE, WASCopy !req
119. A PERSONAL GUARD
TO THE GREAT CAESAR.Copy !req
120. NUH-UH, LIAR!
YOU CHOKED ON
A POPSICLE STICKCopy !req
121. AT A HALLOWEEN
PARTY.Copy !req
122. OH, TELL EVERYONE,
WHY DON'T YA?
EVERYBODY KNOWS.Copy !req
123. WHY DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE IN HELL —Copy !req
124. 'CAUSE YOU'RE
A LIAR.Copy !req
125. WELL, I'M TRYING TO FIND
THE SOULS OF TWO INNOCENTS.Copy !req
126. ONE — DEAN —
HAS RUST COLORED HAIR.Copy !req
127. THE OTHER — HANK —
IS TOW HEADED.Copy !req
128. AND I HAD
I SAID TO HER...Copy !req
129. TELEPORTER.Copy !req
130. SO THIS BABY'S
ALMOST FINISHED,
RIGHT?Copy !req
131. DON'T QUOTE ME
ON THIS,Copy !req
132. BUT I BELIEVE
THERE WAS A RINGCopy !req
133. THAT LEFT THE RADIO.Copy !req
134. WHAT THE HELL
IS HE TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
135. OH, SWIFTY'S JUST
A LITTLE BIT PUNCHY.Copy !req
136. HE USED TO BE
A MIDDLEWEIGHT PRIZE FIGHTER.Copy !req
137. BUT AFTER HIS BRAIN WENT SOFT,
HIS WIFE LEFT HIMCopy !req
138. AND YOUR FATHER
PUT HIM TO WORK HERE.Copy !req
139. MY DAD'S DEAD.
SO, SWIFTY, YOU'RE FIRED.Copy !req
140. YOUR FATHER DIED?Copy !req
141. LIKE, 20 YEARS AGO.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?Copy !req
142. HERE.
20 YEARS?Copy !req
143. I'M 40... 5?Copy !req
144. I HAVEN'T EVEN
KISSED A GIRL YET.Copy !req
145. MY GOD, THAT'S SAD.
WELL, YOU'RE FIRED, TOO.Copy !req
146. SO, WE JUST LEAVE?Copy !req
147. UH, YES.Copy !req
148. UH... HUH.Copy !req
149. WHERE'S THE, UH,Copy !req
150. WHERE'S
THE DOOR OUT?Copy !req
151. OH, THOSE UNIFORMS
ARE VENTURE PROPERTY.Copy !req
152. YOU MAY LEAVE THEM
IN THE BATHROOM HAMPER.Copy !req
153. HALF DONE, MY ASS.
LOOKS GOOD TO ME.Copy !req
154. I'LL TART IT UP WITH A COAT
OF BABY BLUE ENAMELCopy !req
155. AND SHIP HER OFF
TO THE GOVERNMENT.Copy !req
156. AW, COME ON.Copy !req
157. NO WONDER MY POWER BILL'S
BEEN THROUGH THE ROOF.Copy !req
158. OH, WHAT NOW?Copy !req
159. I GOT THE STUFF.Copy !req
160. HOW ARE YOU DOING
WITH PHASE TWO?Copy !req
161. JUST FINISHING UP.Copy !req
162. ALL RIGHT, HERE.Copy !req
163. YOU KNOW, THEY DON'T HAND WRITE
MICRODOTS ON THE OUTSIDE.Copy !req
164. THEY USE LIKE COMPUTERS.Copy !req
165. YEAH, WELL THEY DON'T USE
PHOTOS OF MACAULAY CULKINCopy !req
166. AS MONEY
ON THE OUTSIDE EITHER.Copy !req
167. AND THEY DON'T HAVE
TINY MEN IN THEIR EMPLOY.Copy !req
168. CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LET YOU
KEEP THOSE IN HERE.Copy !req
169. YEAH, THEY THINK A HOBBY
AIDS IN REHABILITATION.Copy !req
170. IT'S ONLY FAIR.Copy !req
171. CAT BABY GETS
TO KEEP HER CATS,
BEETLE BUM HIS BEETLES.Copy !req
172. KING GORILLA'S GOT
ALL THOSE TARZANS.Copy !req
173. THERE.Copy !req
174. FLY!
FLY, MY PET!Copy !req
175. LET THE BEATING
OF YOUR WINGSCopy !req
176. IGNITE THE HURRICANE OF MY
GLORIOUS SECOND COMING!Copy !req
177. TELL THE WORLD!Copy !req
178. THE MONARCH SHALL RETURN —
OW!Copy !req
179. EAGLE ONE
TO GILL BASE FIVE.Copy !req
180. HAVE INTERCEPTED MESSAGE
FROM BUTTERFLY
TO COCOON.Copy !req
181. READY TO TRANSMIT DATA.Copy !req
182. COPY EAGLE.
READY TO RECEIVE.Copy !req
183. "HELLO, FRIEND,
GOOD NEWS.Copy !req
184. FANTASTIC CARIBBEAN GETAWAY."Copy !req
185. IDIOT. IT'S PRINTING
FROM MEMORY.Copy !req
186. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU
PUT PAPER IN THAT THING?Copy !req
187. I TOLD YOU YOU CAN'T
RUN THE MICROWAVECopy !req
188. AND THE BLOW-DRYER
AT THE SAME TIME.Copy !req
189. THEY'RE ON THE SAME CIRCUIT.Copy !req
190. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
HOW DID YOU EVEN DO THAT?Copy !req
191. OW! DON'T DO
THAT!Copy !req
192. DOC?Copy !req
193. DOC.Copy !req
194. MY BROTHER
IS AN IDIOT.Copy !req
195. SHOULD I ASK?
TELEPORTED.
THIS IS ALL I NEED.Copy !req
196. YOUR LEGS ARE STICKING
OUT OF THE TV.Copy !req
197. WHERE'S THE REST OF YOU?Copy !req
198. I CAN'T TELL.
HOLD ON.Copy !req
199. DID YOU HEAR THAT?
I JUST THREW SOMETHING.Copy !req
200. WAIT, DO IT AGAIN.Copy !req
201. NO.Copy !req
202. OKAY, JUST A SEC—
OH!Copy !req
203. OH, I JUST PUT
MY HAND IN SLUDGE.Copy !req
204. OH, DON'T TELL ME.Copy !req
205. I THINK THE REST OF ME
IS IN THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
206. MY CLOCK IS BLINKING 12:00.Copy !req
207. I THINK THE POWER WENT OUT.Copy !req
208. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
209. I LIKE DIGGING. CAN'T
A MAN LEAVE HIS HOMECopy !req
210. WITH A SHOVEL WITHOUT
AND INQUISITION?Copy !req
211. UM, NO, DAD,
YOU HAVE TO LET THEM GO.Copy !req
212. I CAN'T. SWEETIE,
I CAN FEEL THEM.Copy !req
213. THEY ARE BETWEEN WORLDS.Copy !req
214. THEY CAN BE RAISED!Copy !req
215. IT'S SO SIMPLE. I JUST NEED
THEIR BODIES AND THEIR SOULS.Copy !req
216. BUT I CAN'T FIND
THEIR SOULS.Copy !req
217. HOW DO YOU LOSE A SOUL?
THEY'RE NOT LIKE CAR KEYS.Copy !req
218. YOU DON'T SIMPLY
MISPLACE THEMCopy !req
219. STOP IT!Copy !req
220. I DON'T EVEN WANNA THINK
ABOUT THEM AS ZOMBIES.Copy !req
221. THAT'S GROSS!Copy !req
222. NO, SWEETIE, ZOMBIES ARE
ANIMATED BODIES WITHOUT SOULS.Copy !req
223. THIS IS
A REGULAR RESURRECTION.Copy !req
224. STOP CRYING, PUMPKIN.Copy !req
225. I'VE DONE THIS
HUNDREDS OF TIMES —Copy !req
226. DAVID BLAINE, EVEL KNIEVEL —
BOTH DADDY'S CLIENTS.Copy !req
227. AS WAS RONALD REAGAN
UNTIL HE BOUNCED A CHECK.Copy !req
228. I'M GONNA THROW UP.Copy !req
229. OH, PUMPKIN,
THIS IS ROUTINE.Copy !req
230. I JUST RAISE
THIS SWORD AND GOCopy !req
231. RISE AND BE ONE
WITH THE LIVING.Copy !req
232. IT'S ALL VERY HUMDRUM.Copy !req
233. LET ME GET THE DOOR.Copy !req
234. NOW DON'T TOUCH
ANY OF THIS.Copy !req
235. YOU COULD ACCIDENTALLY MAKE
THE CAT HUGE OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
236. YES, I HEARD YOU
THE FIRST TIME.Copy !req
237. MILKSHAKE.Copy !req
238. UM, WHILE IT IS KINDA
COMFORTING TO SEE MY LEGS,Copy !req
239. IT'S NOT REALLY
FIXING ANYTHING.Copy !req
240. I DON'T KNOW, DOC.
I'M JUST TRYING
TO HELP.Copy !req
241. I THOUGHT IF WE PUT
ALL YOUR PARTS BACK
IN THE MACHINE —Copy !req
242. RIGHT, LIKE IN THAT
JEFF GOLDBLUM MOVIE.Copy !req
243. YEAH, SEE.Copy !req
244. WELL, WE STILL CAN'T
FIND MY RIGHT SIDE,Copy !req
245. WHICH I AM NOW CERTAIN
IS OUTDOORS.Copy !req
246. HOW COME?Copy !req
247. BECAUSE IT'S RAINING
ON A THIRD OF ME, I'M FREEZING.Copy !req
248. HEY, I JUST DISCOVERED THAT
MY NIPPLES WORK AS A TEAM.Copy !req
249. COME HERE,
FEEL IS THIS I GOT GOING.Copy !req
250. I BELIEVE YOU.Copy !req
251. NO, REALLY, FEEL IT.
IT'S LIKE A PENCIL ERASER.Copy !req
252. WE HAVE A DOOR, ORPHEUS.Copy !req
253. OH, NO! YOU, TOO, ARE
TRAPPED BETWEEN WORLDS.Copy !req
254. WHAT HAVE I DONE?Copy !req
255. RELAX, DOC DID
THAT TO HIMSELF.Copy !req
256. MY STUPID BROTHER DID THIS.Copy !req
257. I HAVE DESTROYED
YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
258. I HAVE BROUGHT
YOUR SONS BACKCopy !req
259. AS SOULLESS ZOMBIES.Copy !req
260. SO, IS EVERYONE CLEARCopy !req
261. ON WHAT HIS OR HER JOB IS?Copy !req
262. TIGERIFIC,
YOU LOOK PENSIVE.Copy !req
263. THERE'S NO WAY
I CAN TEAR THE GATES DOWN.Copy !req
264. I'M NOT EVEN CLOSE
TO STRONG ENOUGH.Copy !req
265. CAN'T SELL YOURSELF
SHORT, MAN.Copy !req
266. I ONCE WATCHED YOU
CLEAVE AN EYE-WITNESS
NEWSMAN IN TWAIN.Copy !req
267. ALL COSTUME.Copy !req
268. I DON'T HAVE ANY POWERS
WITHOUT THAT THING.Copy !req
269. NO POWERS? I THOUGHT YOU
WERE, LIKE, HALF TIGER
OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
270. NO!
RAISED BY TIGERS,
THEN, LIKE MOOGLI?Copy !req
271. MOWGLI, AND THAT WAS WOLVES.
BUT STILL, NO.Copy !req
272. YO, I COULD, UH,
PULL THE GATE OFF.Copy !req
273. I'M KINDA WASTED
AS LOOKOUT ANYWAY.Copy !req
274. YOU SURE? I DON'T WANT
YOU COMING BACK HERECopy !req
275. TALKING ABOUT
THAT'S A GORILLA SUIT.Copy !req
276. I CAN DO IT.
GREAT, THEN
TIGERIFIC'S ON LOOKOUT.Copy !req
277. OR CAN'T YOU SEE WITHOUT
YOUR TIGER HELMET?Copy !req
278. SO, IF NO ONE,
HAS ANY QUESTIONS...Copy !req
279. QUESTION, MR. MONDAY.Copy !req
280. WHAT EXACTLY
WILL MY TITLE BECopy !req
281. IN THIS NEW CRIMINAL
SYNDICATE OF OURS?Copy !req
282. TITLE?
I DON'T KNOW!Copy !req
283. I WANT TO BE PRESIDENT
OF CALENDARS.Copy !req
284. WHATEVER, CRAZY.
OKAY, ANYONE ELSE?Copy !req
285. OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE
SO MONDAY-LICIOUS.Copy !req
286. ANYONE NOT TOTALLY RETARDED?Copy !req
287. WHITE NOISE?Copy !req
288. THIS ORGANIZATION AIN'T
GONNA BE RACIALLY MIXED,
IS IT?Copy !req
289. I CAN'T ALLOW MY PURE WHITE
BLOOD TO BE MUDDIED.Copy !req
290. DO YOU EVEN HAVE BLOOD?Copy !req
291. YOU'RE, LIKE,
MADE OUT OF STATIC.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU'RE WHITE.Copy !req
292. OH, I WAS WHITE ONCE.Copy !req
293. BEFORE MY TRAGIC
LIVE VOLTCopy !req
294. TELEVISION
REPAIR INCIDENT.Copy !req
295. FINE, IDIOT.
CAN WE MOVE ON?Copy !req
296. SO, RIGHT AT LOCKDOWN TONIGHT —Copy !req
297. CAN'T WE PLEASE WAIT
TILL MONDAY?Copy !req
298. NO! GOD, YOU'RE WORSE
THAN MY OLD HENCHMEN.Copy !req
299. FLAMES FILLED
THE CROCK PIT.Copy !req
300. WE ALL KNOW THE SCORE.Copy !req
301. CRIME-O-DILE
HITS THE EJECT, SAVING ME.Copy !req
302. HE WAS LIKE THAT.
HIS HENCHMEN ALWAYS CAME FIRST.Copy !req
303. ANYWAY, CAPTAIN SUNSHINE
KEPT ON HIS TAIL.Copy !req
304. HE KEPT ON HIM.
THE SHIP GOES DOWN,Copy !req
305. AND CAPTAIN SUNSHINE
TAKES OUT ONE MORE EVIL DEALER.Copy !req
306. AND I'M OUT OF A JOB, RIGHT?Copy !req
307. JUST LIKE THAT.
SORRY, CHARLIE.Copy !req
308. UH, I THINK
WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE.Copy !req
309. THANK YOU
FOR SHARING THAT, CHARLIE.Copy !req
310. DOES ANYONE ELSE
HAVE ANYTHING TO —Copy !req
311. YEAH, YOU.Copy !req
312. YEAH, GARY.Copy !req
313. FORMER HENCHMEN
SKULLIGAN CLASS.Copy !req
314. I CAN TOTALLY RELATE TO
CHARLIE'S DEAL.Copy !req
315. BUT, CHARLIE,
DON'T GIVE UP HOPE, MAN.Copy !req
316. I MEAN, ESCAPE PODS.
YOU GOT YOUR SECRET
PARACHUTES.Copy !req
317. I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED
IF YOU GO HOME TONIGHTCopy !req
318. AND FIND A MESSAGE ON
YOUR MACHINE FROM HIM.Copy !req
319. GENTLEMEN, PLEASE.
GARY, WHAT IS?Copy !req
320. GARY, THE POINT
OF THIS GROUPCopy !req
321. IS NOT TO ENABLE
THE HENCHING HABIT,Copy !req
322. BUT TO LEARN HOW TO HENCH
FOR OURSELVES.Copy !req
323. SO INSTEAD
OF BEING HENCHMEN,Copy !req
324. WE SHOULD BECOME SUPER
VILLAINS OURSELVES.Copy !req
325. YEAH!Copy !req
326. THAT'S NOT AT ALL —Copy !req
327. IT'S LIKE
IN A BEE HIVE
WHEN THE QUEEN DIES.Copy !req
328. ONE OF THE WORKERS
EATS A WHOLE BUNCH
OF ROYAL JELLY,Copy !req
329. AND HE MORPHS INTO
THE NEW QUEEN.Copy !req
330. NO, GENTLEMEN,
DON'T LISTEN TO —Copy !req
331. I EVEN HAVE THE MONARCH'S
CROWN SOMEPLACE.Copy !req
332. I CAN CALL MYSELF
THE VICEROY.Copy !req
333. I LIKE THAT.Copy !req
334. NO!Copy !req
335. THAT'S WHY I HAVE BEEN LOOKING
EVERYWHERE FOR THEIR SOULS,Copy !req
336. BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY
RESURRECTED THEIR BODIES.Copy !req
337. WAIT, YOU SAW
THEIR BODIES?Copy !req
338. SAW THEM? I MADE THEM
A MILKSHAKE.Copy !req
339. NICE!
WAY TO GO, BROCK.Copy !req
340. MUST HAVE BEEN
THAT POWER SURGE.Copy !req
341. WHO IS YOUR GRIEF COUNSELOR,
MOTHER THERESA?Copy !req
342. HOW CAN YOU BE
SO NONCHALANT ABOUT THIS?Copy !req
343. MY STUPID TALISMANS AND ICopy !req
344. HAVE MADE MOVIE MONSTERS
OF YOUR SONS.Copy !req
345. I DON'T DESERVE
TO WEAR THEM.Copy !req
346. IT GLOWS!Copy !req
347. YOUR SONS' SOULS ARE NEAR.Copy !req
348. OKAY, ORPHEUS, WHY
DON'T YOU GO HOME
AND TAKE A SHOWER?Copy !req
349. YOU'RE STARTING
TO HALLUCINATE.Copy !req
350. NO SHOWER FOR BYRON ORPHEUS.Copy !req
351. I CAN FEEL THEM,
HEAR THEM.Copy !req
352. YOUR BOYS' SOULS ARE
IN THIS VERY ROOM!Copy !req
353. WILL YOU STOP
WITH THE SOUL CRAP!Copy !req
354. THERE'S A SCIENTIFIC
EXPLANATION FOR ALL OF THIS.Copy !req
355. THEY ARE SPEAKING TO ME.
THEIR VOICE IS LIKE
THUNDER.Copy !req
356. IT'S DEAN.
SPEAK TO ME, SON.Copy !req
357. WILL YOU TELL THEM ALREADY?
AND MISS THIS?
NO WAY.Copy !req
358. YES, I HEAR THEM.
DEAN LOVES YOU.Copy !req
359. HE UNDERSTANDS
AND FORGIVES YOU.Copy !req
360. BUT, HANK...Copy !req
361. OH, HANK
IS QUITE UPSET.Copy !req
362. RAGE, I CAN
HEAR HIS RAGE.Copy !req
363. HE CALLS YOU
A CRUMB BUM.Copy !req
364. OR MAYBE A CRAMP ON.
IT'S HARD TO HEAR HIM.Copy !req
365. ISN'T A CRAMP ON A LITTLE HOOK
FOR MOUNTAIN CLIMBING?Copy !req
366. HE'S DEFINITELY CALLING
ME A CRUMB BUM.Copy !req
367. HERE, IT COMES
FROM THIS MACHINE.Copy !req
368. WHAT IS THIS MACHINE?Copy !req
369. THAT MACHINE?
OH, NOTHING.Copy !req
370. IT MAKES ROBOTS OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
371. OH, NO!
HAVE I MADE SCARY BOY ROBOTS?Copy !req
372. OH, I SHOULD NEVER
HAVE PLAYED GOD!Copy !req
373. DOC, STOP JERKING
THE POOR GUY AROUNDCopy !req
374. AND JUST TELL HIM.Copy !req
375. HE'S GETTIN' ECTOPLASM
EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
376. THIS ISN'T
A REQUEST, KING.Copy !req
377. YOU AND YOUR GILL
CAN GO SCREW.Copy !req
378. TEN YEARS OF PAYING DUES
AND WHAT DID THEY DOCopy !req
379. TO KEEP ME OUT OF HERE
WHEN I GOT CAUGHT, HUH?Copy !req
380. OH, WHAT COULD WE DO.Copy !req
381. YOU EVISCERATED AND
SODOMIZED VINCE NEILCopy !req
382. ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.Copy !req
383. HEY, I ONLY SODOMIZED
HALF OF HIM.Copy !req
384. HE WANTED THE SURREAL LIFE,
K.G. GAVE IT TO HIM.Copy !req
385. I'D JUST HATE FOR YOU TO
BE IN THE SHOWER ONE DAYCopy !req
386. WHEN OUT OF THE SHADOWS
STEPS A MANCopy !req
387. WITH A SMUGGLED-IN
MOLECULAR DESTABILIZER,Copy !req
388. AND SNAP!Copy !req
389. WHAT WAS ONCE YOUR PENIS
IS NOW A TASTEFUL
REPRODUCTIONCopy !req
390. OF A COFFEE TABLE
BY HERMAN MILLER.Copy !req
391. I DON'T RESPOND
TO THREATS, LIMB.Copy !req
392. OF COURSE YOU DON'T.Copy !req
393. THEY DON'T CALL YOU
KING GORILLACopy !req
394. FOR NOTHING, DO THEY?Copy !req
395. AND WHAT KING'S COMPLETE
WITHOUT A QUEEN?Copy !req
396. THAT'S A CAKE.Copy !req
397. AH, BUT WHAT'S
INSIDE IT, I WONDER?Copy !req
398. TARZIPAN?Copy !req
399. TARZIPAN.Copy !req
400. SLOW DOWN.
WHAT ABOUT THE ZOMBIES?Copy !req
401. NOW I CALL THOSE
CLONE SLUGS.Copy !req
402. GREW THOSE YEARS AGO
FROM NAIL CLIPPINGS,
I THINK.Copy !req
403. ANYWAY, AFTER THE SLUGS
HAVE BEEN ACTIVATED,Copy !req
404. THAT MACHINE —
PURGATORY.Copy !req
405. WHATEVER.
THAT COMPUTER FEEDSCopy !req
406. ALL THEIR NOCTURNALLY
RECORDED MEMORY SYNAPSES.Copy !req
407. THEIR MEMORIES,
HOPES, AND DREAMS —Copy !req
408. THEY ARE NOT A SOUL!Copy !req
409. YOU'RE KILLING ME
WITH THAT CRAP.
JUST LET ME FINISH.Copy !req
410. THAT COMPUTER
FEEDS SYNAPTIC DATACopy !req
411. TO THEIR INCUBATION BEDS.Copy !req
412. THAT INFORMATION
IS SUPPLEMENTED
WITH BASIC KNOWLEDGECopy !req
413. THAT MY DAD RECORDED FOR ME
SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO
TO SCHOOL.Copy !req
414. AND THAT IS WHY I DIDN'T
LOSE MY VIRGINITYCopy !req
415. UNTIL I WAS 24.
THAT IS AWFUL!Copy !req
416. YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE HER.
IT WAS HORRIFIC.Copy !req
417. NO, IT WAS AWFUL THAT YOU WOULD
DO THIS TO YOUR BOYS.Copy !req
418. PLEASE, YOU DID THIS
KIND OF CRAP EVERY DAY.Copy !req
419. THAT'S
DIFFERENT.Copy !req
420. WHY? BECAUSE YOU CALL IT
BY A DIFFERENT NAME?Copy !req
421. CHURCH — LAB.
SOUL — SYNAPSES.Copy !req
422. PURGATORY — COMPUTER.
GET OVER YOURSELF.Copy !req
423. I HAVE TO LIE DOWN.Copy !req
424. IF IT MAKES YOU
FEEL ANY BETTERCopy !req
425. THE ONES YOU KNEW
WEREN'T THE ORIGINALS.Copy !req
426. WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
THIS A LOT, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
427. HOW MANY TIMES, BROCK?
THIS WILL BE 14.Copy !req
428. 14 TIMES.Copy !req
429. WE HAD A GAS LEAK
THAT TIME.Copy !req
430. THE SILENT KILLER.Copy !req
431. THEN THIS OTHER TIME...Copy !req
432. HA HA HA.
I REMEMBER THAT.Copy !req
433. THAT WAS WHEN
WE BOTH GREW THE, UH...Copy !req
434. OH, GOD, I KNOW, I KNOW.Copy !req
435. WHAT WERE WE THINKING?Copy !req
436. OH, THAT WASN'T HALF
AS BAD AS WHEN I HAD
THOSE HAIR PLUGS.Copy !req
437. WHAT IS THAT?
A ROYAL JELLY
DOUGHNUTCopy !req
438. YOU GOT THERE,
YOU BIG QUEEN?Copy !req
439. 24? GET OUTTA TOWN.Copy !req
440. IS THAT YOU?
COME HERE, YOU BIG LUG.Copy !req
441. ALL RIGHT,
NO TOUCHING.Copy !req
442. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S
WHAT YOU LOOK LIKECopy !req
443. UNDER YOUR COSTUME.
HILARIOUS.Copy !req
444. YOU LOOK LIKE SEINFELD
WITH A UNIBROW. WHO KNEW?Copy !req
445. YOU SHOULD TALK,
ALL KEVIN SMITH.Copy !req
446. AND HERE'S A TIP —
A BEARD IS NOTCopy !req
447. A SUBSTITUTE
FOR A JAW LINECopy !req
448. NO MATTER
HOW YOU TRIM IT.Copy !req
449. YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED.
SAME OLD 24.Copy !req
450. THIS IS WEIRD.
TOTALLY.Copy !req
451. WHEN IS MONARCH GONNA
BUST OUT ALREADY?Copy !req
452. 282! 283!Copy !req
453. OKAY, LOCK DOWN,
GENTLEMEN.Copy !req
454. CLOSE GATE!Copy !req
455. NOW!
OH, WHAT THE —Copy !req
456. HEY, MONARCH,
WHAT THE HELLCopy !req
457. ARE YOU DOING
OUT OF YOUR CELL?Copy !req
458. ASSHOLES! TONIGHT!Copy !req
459. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE TONIGHT!Copy !req
460. HEY!Copy !req
461. WHAT THE —
WHAT IS THIS,
LIQUID PLUMBER?Copy !req
462. THIS IS THAT ORANGE
POWDER WE USE WHEN
SOMEONE THROWS UP!Copy !req
463. I GOT HIT WITH
A TINY LITTLE MAN.Copy !req
464. MONDAY!Copy !req
465. HEY, THERE'S
MY PRESIDENT OF CALENDARS.Copy !req
466. WHERE'S THE BIG DEVOTION?
HELLO?Copy !req
467. WHITE NOISE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
468. REMEMBER THOSE GUARDS
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE OUT?Copy !req
469. WELL, GUESS WHAT!Copy !req
470. KING, KING.Copy !req
471. ANYTIME YOU FEEL
LIKE MAKING A MOVE, BUDDY.Copy !req
472. KING.Copy !req
473. ET TU, KING GORILLA?Copy !req
474. I'M SORRY, I CAN'T.Copy !req
475. IT'S A GILL THING.
PHANTOM LIMB SAID —Copy !req
476. PHANTOM LIMB?
HE'S DOING THIS?Copy !req
477. LISTEN TO ME, KING.
KING!Copy !req
478. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH THE GILL.Copy !req
479. HE STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
480. HE JUST WANTS ME
OUT OF THE PICTURE PERMANENTLY.Copy !req
481. KING! KING!Copy !req
482. SOME SOLITARY
OUGHT TO CHILL YOU OUT.Copy !req
483. YOU CHICKEN
BASTARDS!Copy !req
484. THIS ISN'T
THE END OF THIS!Copy !req
485. THE MONARCH WILL RETURN.Copy !req
486. YOU WILL —Copy !req
487. COME ON. THE REST
WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.Copy !req
488. UH, KING, THIS IS NOT
EXACTLY THE TIME —Copy !req
489. OH, GOD.Copy !req
490. PIPES EMPTY OUT
ABOUT A MILE FROM HERE.Copy !req
491. WON'T BE ABLE TO HOLD
THEM OFF FOR LONG.Copy !req
492. WHAT CHANGED
YOUR MIND?Copy !req
493. BELIEVE IT OR NOT —
LOVE.Copy !req
494. IT WAS THERE IN YOUR EYESCopy !req
495. WHEN YOU SPOKE
OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
496. I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE
KIND OF A SCHMUCK,Copy !req
497. BUT WHAT KIND OF MONSTER
WOULD I BECopy !req
498. TO STAND IN THE WAY OF LOVE?Copy !req
499. GO, FIND HER!
GET HER BACK!Copy !req
500. AND WHEN YOU DO, YOU LOVE HER
AND YOU NEVER LET GO.Copy !req
501. IT'S ALL TOO MUCH.Copy !req
502. I-I —Copy !req
503. WHAT AM I GOING TO
TELL MY DAUGHTER?Copy !req
504. WHAT I TELL EVERYBODY
WHEN THIS CRAP HAPPENS —Copy !req
505. THE BOYS NEVER DIED.Copy !req
506. BUT THEY DID, THEY SHED
THEIR MORTAL COILCopy !req
507. AS SNAKE SHEDS HIS SKIN.Copy !req
508. STOP IT.
THEY ARE HANK AND DEAN.Copy !req
509. THEY HAVE ALL
THE SAME MEMORIES,Copy !req
510. SAME ANNOYING TENDENCIES,
SAME EVERYTHING.Copy !req
511. LOOK, IF YOU HAVE
A CLUMSY CHILD,Copy !req
512. YOU MAKE HIM WEAR A HELMET.Copy !req
513. IF YOU HAVE
DEATH PRONE CHILDREN,Copy !req
514. YOU KEEP A FEW CLONES
OF THEM IN THE LAB.Copy !req
515. SPEAK OF THE DEVILS.
THEIR HALF-FORMED EARS
MUST BE BURNING.Copy !req
516. BROCK, YOU SHOULD PUT THEM
BACK IN THE OVEN.Copy !req
517. UGH.
I HATE TOUCHING THEM.Copy !req
518. THEY FEEL LIKE
GIANT STRETCH ARMSTRONGS.Copy !req
519. SPLIT BETWEEN
LIFE AND DEATH.Copy !req
520. THE UNIVERSE
WEEPS FOR THEM.Copy !req
521. HANK, YOU ARE NEVER
TO CALL YOUR FATHERCopy !req
522. A CRUMB BUM
IN FRONT OF COMPANY.Copy !req
523. AND WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS?
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY
TO DR. ORPHEUS?Copy !req
524. GO, TEAM VENTURE!Copy !req
525. CAPTIONING PROVIDED
BY TURNER STUDIOSCopy !req
526. THANK GOD YOU
GUYS ARE HERE.Copy !req
527. I THOUGHT THE
WHOLE PLAN GOT —Copy !req
528. WHAT?Copy !req