1. Here he is, Mr. Clean.Copy !req
2. Want some coffee?Copy !req
3. Where's your dirties?Copy !req
4. I'll get 'em.Copy !req
5. What?Copy !req
6. I don't know, it's, it's...Copy !req
7. It's hard seein' you like this.Copy !req
8. What, workin', with a real job?Copy !req
9. It's like I been tellin' Feech,
it's been a long strange trip.Copy !req
10. Feech.Copy !req
11. Anyway, it's the luck
of the draw, that shit.Copy !req
12. Could've just as easily
been me that went away.Copy !req
13. Come on, I was gonna be there
that night of the hijack.Copy !req
14. Well, it ain't like you
came away totally unscathed.Copy !req
15. No, a couple of goons jumped me
and cut my head open.Copy !req
16. I couldn't go. Still...Copy !req
17. They could've killed ya.Copy !req
18. You ended up in the E.R.Copy !req
19. Got 16 stitches.Copy !req
20. You got 15 years.Copy !req
21. You always were a lucky fuck.Copy !req
22. Well, that's not
completely true.Copy !req
23. I got other sorrows
in my life.Copy !req
24. Like him, for example.Copy !req
25. - Thanks for lunch.
- Stick with me, kid,Copy !req
26. I'll have ya eatin' lunch
like that every day.Copy !req
27. I'm serious about
this massage therapy.Copy !req
28. Well, you should keep
a square job like that,
for appearances.Copy !req
29. Look at me
with the bakery.Copy !req
30. I told my cousin
I wanna stay a civilian.Copy !req
31. Ah, yes.Copy !req
32. The boy king.Copy !req
33. Can I trust you if I talk to you
frankly about him?Copy !req
34. What are you doin'?Copy !req
35. I gotta make a stop.Copy !req
36. What the fuck you doin'?Copy !req
37. Excuse me?Copy !req
38. What the fuck
are you doin'?Copy !req
39. I'm trimmin' a lawn.Copy !req
40. My nephew does the lawns
in this neighborhood.Copy !req
41. I been workin' this
neighborhood for 26 years.Copy !req
42. Are you fuckin' deaf?Copy !req
43. I said my nephew
has this area.Copy !req
44. Gary La Manna.Copy !req
45. Fuck off, huh?Copy !req
46. I'm busy here.Copy !req
47. You want me to fuck off?Copy !req
48. How about I fuck off all over
your stupid fuckin' face?Copy !req
49. You fuckin' mutt, huh?Copy !req
50. You don't work
this neighborhood!Copy !req
51. Jesus Christ,
we're on parole.Copy !req
52. What the fuck
you doin'?Copy !req
53. Anthony said the cable box
has to be on.Copy !req
54. It's on,
I'm doin' it.Copy !req
55. But let me tell ya,
our glass house couplesCopy !req
56. could probably decorate
in about 24 hours.Copy !req
57. They have to, each week.Copy !req
58. Tony's whole life was horses...Copy !req
59. - No, it's not her.
- That's Judy!Copy !req
60. - No, it's not Judy.
- The fuck.Copy !req
61. Yes, it is, of course it is.Copy !req
62. - Why am I on there?
- Holy shit.Copy !req
63. - What?
- I've seen Judy, that's Judy.Copy !req
64. - That's not you.
- Judy has brown eyes.Copy !req
65. What's that, my trial?Copy !req
66. - You don't know the eyes.
- No, I do know the eyes...Copy !req
67. Come on! I see my daughter
call her Judy!Copy !req
68. Sweet Judy brown eyes...Copy !req
69. That's Bobby.Copy !req
70. The fuck is this?Copy !req
71. Junior, this is not you,
it's a TV program.Copy !req
72. A movie.Copy !req
73. - Judy.
- What?Copy !req
74. Ton'.Copy !req
75. He's here.Copy !req
76. Tony, hey,
thanks for seein' me.Copy !req
77. Oh, hey. How are ya?Copy !req
78. So you want somethin',
uh, coffee? Bialy?Copy !req
79. Nah, I'm good, thanks.Copy !req
80. What's on your mind?Copy !req
81. Well, honestly,
I'll get right to the point.Copy !req
82. As regards to your uncle,
'cause of the promotion and all,Copy !req
83. I kinda thought I'd be
out on the street more.Copy !req
84. Stayin' off the street nowadays
is a good thing, no?Copy !req
85. It's a joke.Copy !req
86. I know. I mean,
I'm not complainin'.Copy !req
87. It's just it's over a year,Copy !req
88. and I'm still pickin' up
prescriptions.Copy !req
89. Well, what do ya need, money?Copy !req
90. All I want's a chance to earn.Copy !req
91. I mean, I'm happy to do it,Copy !req
92. it's just 40 minutes I spent
at Rite Aids yesterdayCopy !req
93. gettin' him some stool softener
that was on sale.Copy !req
94. With Jan and the kids
to feed now...Copy !req
95. How's she doin', anyways?Copy !req
96. My sister.Copy !req
97. She sleeps a lot.Copy !req
98. It's hard.Copy !req
99. Still with
the Epstein-Barr, huh?Copy !req
100. It's tough on her.
I don't know.Copy !req
101. Two kids,
a ready-made family.Copy !req
102. She's prone to depression,
frankly.Copy !req
103. Mm.Copy !req
104. I mean, not that
I have any regrets.Copy !req
105. No, no, of course not,
she's a good kid.Copy !req
106. Look, Bobby, marriage...Copy !req
107. or any partnership
for that matter,Copy !req
108. is a give and a take.Copy !req
109. All right, look...Copy !req
110. I hear what you're sayin',Copy !req
111. but the truth is
I depend on you.Copy !req
112. Beppy? Tommy? Come on.Copy !req
113. You're the only one
I can trust over there.Copy !req
114. And believe it or not,
it's important to meCopy !req
115. that he's cared for.Copy !req
116. All right, let me figure out
how to take care of you.Copy !req
117. Maybe you could make more
collections or somethin'.Copy !req
118. Thanks, Ton'.Copy !req
119. I appreciate it.Copy !req
120. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
121. All right.Copy !req
122. And Friday we have fish...Copy !req
123. if you're Catholic...
so that's nice.Copy !req
124. - Sounds like the Ritz.
- Mm.Copy !req
125. Ya gotta see her,
Aunt Mary,Copy !req
126. she's the belle of the ball
over there.Copy !req
127. Here, Ma, rest those dogs.Copy !req
128. Hey, what's goin' on?Copy !req
129. Nobody cuttin' the lawn?Copy !req
130. Oh, Marone. Mr. Vitro,
the gardener?Copy !req
131. Somebody beat him up,
broke his arm.Copy !req
132. God forbid.Copy !req
133. Sal Vitro? Who beat him up?Copy !req
134. Some men
in a Cadillac.Copy !req
135. He was mowin' a lawn
on Kimball Street.Copy !req
136. The man said he didn't want him
in the neighborhood.Copy !req
137. Poor Sal,
what a nice man he is.Copy !req
138. He put my garbage cans out
every time he cut my grass.Copy !req
139. What's his name, Aunt Mary?Copy !req
140. Salvatore Vitro.Copy !req
141. Ma! The guy that beat him up!Copy !req
142. Man came by and said
he was gonna cut the lawns.Copy !req
143. I said, "No,
I want Mr. Vitro."Copy !req
144. E. Gary La Manna Landscapin'.Copy !req
145. Do you know him?Copy !req
146. Eat your scones.Copy !req
147. I'll straighten it out.Copy !req
148. 95.5, WPLJ in Brooklyn.Copy !req
149. Sorry, we're not open.Copy !req
150. What not open?Copy !req
151. A man in your position turning
away fuckin' business now?Copy !req
152. I didn't know
it was you, Lorraine.Copy !req
153. Here ya go.
That's most of it.Copy !req
154. Let me ask you
a question, Dan.Copy !req
155. Say I'm some big nigger
standing here, instead
of a woman.Copy !req
156. You still gonna tell me
you got most of it?Copy !req
157. Let's go, chop-chop.
Pay the woman.Copy !req
158. Phil, hey.Copy !req
159. I was just thinkin' about you.Copy !req
160. Those Islander tickets, right?Copy !req
161. How about this humidity?Copy !req
162. Hey!Copy !req
163. Guys, please, whatever this is...Copy !req
164. Shut up.Copy !req
165. Two times you were told to
kick up to fuckin' Johnny Sack.Copy !req
166. And what do you do, huh?Copy !req
167. You kick up to
Little Carmine?Copy !req
168. - Tape her.
- No, no!Copy !req
169. Little Carmine,
he was my father's friend!Copy !req
170. Philly, Joey, look,
Okay. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
171. You're right, I'm sorry,
I'll pay you, okay?Copy !req
172. I'll do anything you want.
I'll suck your cock, okay?Copy !req
173. All of you guys!Copy !req
174. - You'll suck our cocks?
- Yeah!Copy !req
175. She any good?Copy !req
176. What am I askin' you for?
You probably showed her how.Copy !req
177. Shut up.Copy !req
178. - Please, guys.
- Relax.Copy !req
179. This'll muffle the shot.Copy !req
180. Adios, you fuckin' skank!Copy !req
181. Hey, look at this, Joey.Copy !req
182. Today's her lucky day.Copy !req
183. Only made it to the R's.Copy !req
184. Next time...
there'll be no next time.Copy !req
185. Come on.Copy !req
186. Take as long
as you like, no rush.Copy !req
187. I've got my
Times crosswordCopy !req
188. and Agnes here will get you
anything you need.Copy !req
189. Thanks, Mel.Copy !req
190. So how's it bein' home, Angelo?Copy !req
191. Enjoyin' livin'
with your daughter?Copy !req
192. It's like paradise.Copy !req
193. I eat like a pharaoh,
I got my own room, cable TV.Copy !req
194. I have cable.Copy !req
195. My grandson,
he asked me, he says,Copy !req
196. how come he never met
his grandpa before?Copy !req
197. I said, "Because Grandpa's
been in Special Forces."Copy !req
198. First he was afraid of me.Copy !req
199. But I said, "Come on,
we'll get some ice cream,Copy !req
200. we'll go to the park,
it'll be..."Copy !req
201. - Well, anyway, here we all are.
- Right.Copy !req
202. I called you boys because
Lorraine calls me and she saidCopy !req
203. there's a situation in our
family that's gotten outta handCopy !req
204. with John and Little Carmine.Copy !req
205. This fuckin' Johnny.Copy !req
206. He wouldn't even let
the maggots get on CarmineCopy !req
207. before he's tellin' me
to kick up direct to him.Copy !req
208. Problem is, Carmine
never named a successor.Copy !req
209. Now, we all assumed
it'd be Johnny 'cause the, uh,Copy !req
210. son's down in Miami with
the discos and the whatnot.Copy !req
211. He's grabbin'
with both hands, John.Copy !req
212. This could get ugly.Copy !req
213. There's a lot of potential...Copy !req
214. for bloodshed.Copy !req
215. Potential?Copy !req
216. They almost killed us.Copy !req
217. Jason, men are
talking here.Copy !req
218. Now, you're close to John.Copy !req
219. You have any ideas?Copy !req
220. What are you
askin' him for?Copy !req
221. He never even had the makin's
of a varsity athlete.Copy !req
222. Your point bein' what, Junior?Copy !req
223. Oh, forget it, he's j...
he's just breakin' balls.Copy !req
224. All right, one thought I had
in the interest of harmony...Copy !req
225. maybe there could be
a power-sharin' situation.Copy !req
226. The Sopranos
have two bosses.Copy !req
227. That's not all it's cracked up
to be, believe you me.Copy !req
228. Let's not get into that
right now. Okay?Copy !req
229. What I was thinkin'
was three bosses,Copy !req
230. a triumvir-thing,
like Caesar.Copy !req
231. Little Carmine,
Johnny and you.Copy !req
232. I'm retired.Copy !req
233. You were Carmine's consigliere
for over 30 years.Copy !req
234. If it wasn't for that
little construction beef
down in Yonkers,Copy !req
235. it'd be you runnin'
that family today.Copy !req
236. Things happen how they happen.Copy !req
237. Think about it.Copy !req
238. Doesn't have to be
nine-to-five.Copy !req
239. You could still take
your grandson to the park.Copy !req
240. Things get heavy, you're just
another voice to weigh in.Copy !req
241. And John still does
better financiallyCopy !req
242. than he ever did
under Carmine.Copy !req
243. There he is.Copy !req
244. Salvatore, my Dali.Copy !req
245. My aunt told me
about it.Copy !req
246. I mean, what'd I ever do
to this guy?Copy !req
247. They released
these fucks from the can...Copy !req
248. obviously, he wasn't
rehabilitated.Copy !req
249. There's my livelihood.Copy !req
250. I don't have a yard no more,
Sally, I'm in a condo.Copy !req
251. Otherwise, you know,
I'd have ya out there
with your snippers,Copy !req
252. even with
your bum wing.Copy !req
253. My wife, at this point...Copy !req
254. she's got me thinkin'
about goin' to the cops.Copy !req
255. What are you
talkin' about?Copy !req
256. Where you from?Copy !req
257. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
258. You got friends,
don't ya?Copy !req
259. Well, you know I always
steered clear of stuff.Copy !req
260. What stuff?Copy !req
261. I go, I talk
to the guy for ya.Copy !req
262. Get you back
your stops.Copy !req
263. I know him.Copy !req
264. Yeah?Copy !req
265. So you give me a token.Copy !req
266. I don't know,
couple percent.Copy !req
267. Thanks, Paulie.Copy !req
268. This one
and the next one.Copy !req
269. There he is,
the king of breadsticks.Copy !req
270. I'll give ya a breadstick
up your ass. Come here.Copy !req
271. Hey.Copy !req
272. Come on. Sit down.Copy !req
273. So... how's the kid, huh?
Tony.Copy !req
274. He's good, you know.Copy !req
275. But ask me, he should've
stood with Carmela.Copy !req
276. Some men need wives, huh.Copy !req
277. Tell you when to shit
and when to scratch your ass.Copy !req
278. Who needs 'em, huh?Copy !req
279. What can I do for ya, Paul?Copy !req
280. I got a guy, I think
you may have run into him.Copy !req
281. Gardener name of Sal Vitro?Copy !req
282. Does my aunt's grass.Copy !req
283. He says your nephew's
movin' into his neighborhood,Copy !req
284. - Franklin Parkway.
- His neighborhood.Copy !req
285. He's been workin' there since
back when I lived there even.Copy !req
286. Anyway, I'm here puttin'
in a word for the kid.Copy !req
287. So do me a favor, huh?Copy !req
288. You and your nephew
over there, lay off.Copy !req
289. Hey, biscott'.Copy !req
290. No.Copy !req
291. You know Mr. Jerry, the fruit,
owns those hair salons, huh?Copy !req
292. He came to me the other day.Copy !req
293. He asked me to take
his action on the Knicks.Copy !req
294. Jerry's my fuckin' customer.Copy !req
295. For years now.Copy !req
296. Which is why I told him no.Copy !req
297. This fuckin' gardener,
Paulie,Copy !req
298. he cut the hair
on your balls, too?Copy !req
299. He's a friend
of my Aunt Mary's.Copy !req
300. Which is why he don't
belong to nobody.Copy !req
301. Well, what do you know
about who belongs to what?Copy !req
302. You been away
20 fuckin' years!Copy !req
303. Which entitles me to earn!Copy !req
304. Which entitles you to shit.Copy !req
305. In my book, you get points
for stayin' outta the can.Copy !req
306. Good thing for me,
then, that your book
don't mean ugatz to me!Copy !req
307. What's yours
is yours, Paulie,Copy !req
308. but what ain't
is anybody else's!Copy !req
309. Now do yourself
a fuckin' favorCopy !req
310. and get the fuck
outta my store!Copy !req
311. So we're picking
Bobby up,Copy !req
312. or he's gonna meet us
at Uncle Jun's?Copy !req
313. He took the kids
to the 12 o'clock mass.Copy !req
314. I didn't know
he was religious.Copy !req
315. At this point
he'll try anything, I guess.Copy !req
316. Bobby Jr. started
wetting his bed again.Copy !req
317. Practically
every night.Copy !req
318. Bobby came by
to see me the other day.Copy !req
319. Really?Copy !req
320. So we discuss his career.
I'm his wife.Copy !req
321. Sometimes
he needs a push.Copy !req
322. Well Junior's
your uncle too,Copy !req
323. in case you wanna play a little
more of an active role...Copy !req
324. I try, believe me.Copy !req
325. Despite all the work
I have with my own family.Copy !req
326. You know, Tony, I cook for Bobby
and the kids every night.Copy !req
327. I did Sunday dinner at my house,Copy !req
328. and now I gotta
prepare the startersCopy !req
329. and schlep 'em
to Uncle Jun's.Copy !req
330. Yeah, Barb's helpin' out
all the way down from Brewster.Copy !req
331. Barbara's kids
are normal.Copy !req
332. This family stuff,
these Sunday dinners...Copy !req
333. they're important,
Janice.Copy !req
334. Hey, Jan.Copy !req
335. Julio,
help me get this order?Copy !req
336. Okay.Copy !req
337. You know, every dayCopy !req
338. I understand more and more
what Ma went through.Copy !req
339. I mean, we bitch about her,
but I tell you,Copy !req
340. it is less and less a mystery
why she was the way she was.Copy !req
341. She chose
to be that way.Copy !req
342. You don't
choose that, Tony.Copy !req
343. An ungrateful husband,
selfish kids...Copy !req
344. How's all the food
that Janice prepared?Copy !req
345. Two more minutes.
Artie's re-sautéing
the mushrooms.Copy !req
346. Could I get you guys
a glass of wine?Copy !req
347. - Somethin' to drink?
- No, I'm good.Copy !req
348. I'll have
a pinot grigio.Copy !req
349. Twenty minutes,
start the shells.Copy !req
350. Just redoin' the mushrooms.
Uh, two minutes, tops.Copy !req
351. Well relax,
I just, uh...Copy !req
352. came in to say hello.Copy !req
353. So how ya doin'?Copy !req
354. Hangin' in.Copy !req
355. Heard you were over there
at the Motel Six.Copy !req
356. My aunt took
the house back.Copy !req
357. I'm movin' in with my cousin
at the end of the month.Copy !req
358. Look, you know, if you want,
I'm stayin' over at my mother'sCopy !req
359. and the place is empty.Copy !req
360. You can bunk
with me for awhile.Copy !req
361. No. Thank you.Copy !req
362. I was talkin' to
my cousin, Tony B,Copy !req
363. and he said it's fuckin' stupid
that we're on the outs.Copy !req
364. I'm tellin' ya, the place
is just sittin' there.Copy !req
365. Two extra bedrooms.Copy !req
366. I don't know.Copy !req
367. Why not?Copy !req
368. Artie, we're
like brothers.Copy !req
369. How long are we gonna
hold a grudge?Copy !req
370. Thanks, Ton'.
Thank you, very much.Copy !req
371. Awright.Copy !req
372. It's all right.Copy !req
373. Uh, listen, uh, I gotta
talk to ya about your linens.Copy !req
374. You know, the napkins
and tablecloths, all that shit.Copy !req
375. I got somethin' goin'.
I think I can save ya
like 70%.Copy !req
376. There's been a lot of
progress to the facade.Copy !req
377. In some instances,
all of the paint comes off.Copy !req
378. Now tell me, what
product is used...Copy !req
379. I don't get these
old antique houses.Copy !req
380. They're grimy lookin'.Copy !req
381. We gonna eat
today or what?Copy !req
382. Barbara and Tom aren't here yet
with the entrees, Uncle Jun'.Copy !req
383. When were they
supposed to come?Copy !req
384. Two o'clock, I told you
five minutes ago. Here.Copy !req
385. Why don't we start
on the macaroni?Copy !req
386. Everybody come on!Copy !req
387. Bolognese has meat, obviously,
the marinara doesn't.Copy !req
388. And Barb'll be here
with the chicken parm
and the veal pizzaiol'.Copy !req
389. So Anthony, how'd you guys do
against Delbarton last season?Copy !req
390. Not so good.
We lost both times.Copy !req
391. - It's that line coach.
- Star-Ledger says Delbarton'sCopy !req
392. gonna be even tougher
this comin' year
with that Chinese kid.Copy !req
393. Your father
never had the makings
of a varsity athlete.Copy !req
394. Oh, what the...Copy !req
395. What the hell's with you?Copy !req
396. - What?
- It's not true.Copy !req
397. I lettered
in football.Copy !req
398. You never played
college ball.Copy !req
399. College?Copy !req
400. Those guys from Seton Hall were
seven feet tall, some of them.Copy !req
401. Took an academic
leave anyway.Copy !req
402. Small hands,
that was your problem.Copy !req
403. Oh yeah,
Daddy always said that.Copy !req
404. That's not the point.Copy !req
405. What is it with you
and this obsession
with this varsity crap?Copy !req
406. The other day you said it.Copy !req
407. And when I was a kid,
you told the girl cousins
the same thing.Copy !req
408. It was very hurtful.Copy !req
409. Tony, relax,
it's not a big deal.Copy !req
410. It's undermining.Copy !req
411. And it's the kinda stuff
I'm teachin' my kids not to do.Copy !req
412. So, I don't wanna
hear it again!Copy !req
413. End of subject!Copy !req
414. Honey, pass me
the ricott', please.Copy !req
415. - Hello?
- In here!Copy !req
416. Hi. Sorry we're late.Copy !req
417. - The Tappan Zee
was a nightmare.
- Checkin' the trucks again.Copy !req
418. Well, sit down and dig
into this medley of pastasCopy !req
419. that Janice whipped up.Copy !req
420. How you doin', Uncle Jun'?Copy !req
421. I don't
like tardiness.Copy !req
422. Let me unwrap these.Copy !req
423. - This looks great.
- Thank you.Copy !req
424. So comin' down
I heard on the radio,Copy !req
425. looks like the Jets are gonna
grab that kid from Tulsa.Copy !req
426. That tight end.Copy !req
427. We still get those season
tickets, big brother?Copy !req
428. All I know is
you never had the makings
of a varsity athlete.Copy !req
429. - Aw, sonofabitch!
- What?Copy !req
430. - Did I just tell you
not to say that again?
- Say what?Copy !req
431. - You don't like the way I talk,
get outta my house!
- Here we go.Copy !req
432. - Tony...
- "Tony," shit!
Get your coat. We're leavin'.Copy !req
433. - I don't have a coat.
- Then get movin', goddamn it.Copy !req
434. Will someone please
tell me what's goin' on?Copy !req
435. It's my last Sunday dinner here,
that's what's goin' on.Copy !req
436. Uncle Jun', was that
really necessary?Copy !req
437. He's a goddamn hothouse flower,
that's his problem.Copy !req
438. Thank you for getting
my TV fixed, Paulie.Copy !req
439. Such a sin.Copy !req
440. He fired
his Spanish helper.Copy !req
441. Took his boy outta college
'cause he couldn't
afford it anymore.Copy !req
442. He said it's his
last time comin' here.Copy !req
443. You speak
to the man?Copy !req
444. I'll see ya later.Copy !req
445. So. What's up?Copy !req
446. Nothin', uh, thought we'd be
first in line for openin' day.Copy !req
447. Peanuts are on me.Copy !req
448. - Angelo Garepe
came to see me.
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
449. Lorraine Calluzzo
reached out.Copy !req
450. Fucking twat.Copy !req
451. Didn't you
fuck her once?Copy !req
452. Yeah, a million
years ago.Copy !req
453. What, is nothin'
a secret?Copy !req
454. Obviously you wanna
maintain stability,Copy !req
455. but havin' Phil Leotardo
smack your shies around,
is that the smartest thing?Copy !req
456. I gotta nip this
Little Carmine shit in the bud.Copy !req
457. Otherwise I could see a lotta
people start fuckin' around.Copy !req
458. Power vacuum,
the capos bide their time,Copy !req
459. nobody's sure who to pay,
so nobody gets paid.Copy !req
460. All right,
I hear ya.Copy !req
461. No one likes
that cunt anyway.Copy !req
462. Any problem,
she's, "Whack this one,
whack that one."Copy !req
463. Never enough body count
for Lorraine.Copy !req
464. Fuck her. Let her
taste her own medicine.Copy !req
465. All right, whatever.Copy !req
466. I'll tell ya
somethin' else.Copy !req
467. In large measure I blame you for
this shit with Little Carmine.Copy !req
468. - The fuck did I do?
- You legitimized him.Copy !req
469. Man of your stature goes
to Florida to see that schmuck?Copy !req
470. All right, come on, huh?
We both agreeCopy !req
471. that Little Carmine's
a fuckin' asshole.Copy !req
472. But the fact is,
he's got a followin'
loyal to his old man.Copy !req
473. So?Copy !req
474. So, Angelo had an idea.Copy !req
475. What if...Copy !req
476. and he's just floatin' this
to keep the peace...Copy !req
477. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
478. what if there was
a power-sharin' situation?Copy !req
479. - Power-sharing.
- You're all in charge equally,Copy !req
480. but no major decisions can be
made without a majority of two.Copy !req
481. - What the fuck?
- Hey, this way you're not such
a big target for the feds.Copy !req
482. Three of the other families
have this kind of arrangement.Copy !req
483. What's this,
the fuckin' U.N. now?Copy !req
484. - Awright, forget it!
Forget I said it!
- Fuck that!Copy !req
485. Everyone deservesCopy !req
486. O choose how they feel.Copy !req
487. To experience the love,
the joy,Copy !req
488. the happiness, the passion...Copy !req
489. Where's Junior?Copy !req
490. Upstairs takin' a nap.Copy !req
491. The garage is open,
his car is gone.Copy !req
492. Where is he?Copy !req
493. I'm tellin' ya,
I don't know.Copy !req
494. You don't think somebody
put the snatch on him, do ya?Copy !req
495. When did you
see him last?Copy !req
496. An hour ago? Two?Copy !req
497. I fell asleep.Copy !req
498. Maybe he drove
to the store?Copy !req
499. His wallet's here,
his watch.Copy !req
500. With his bail,
he's not allowed
to leave the house anyway.Copy !req
501. Junior.Copy !req
502. So when they say they're
not interested, you say,Copy !req
503. you're not interested
in keepin' kids off drugs?Copy !req
504. What, Shabazz?Copy !req
505. Nobody wants them
Turkish taffies.Copy !req
506. You push harder.
What did I tell you
about profit margin?Copy !req
507. - Where's Johnny?
- We closed now.Copy !req
508. - Lemme talk to Damiano.
- We rented the hall today.Copy !req
509. I'm lookin' for
Johnny Soprano, goddamn it.Copy !req
510. Hey!
This here's a church!Copy !req
511. You can't talk
like that in here.Copy !req
512. Get out. Go on.
We're workin' here.Copy !req
513. - I wanna see Johnny Soprano.
- Ain't no Johnny here.Copy !req
514. - I'm his brother, damn it.
He owns this place.
Hold up, now.Copy !req
515. Back in the day this was
Italian neighborhood.Copy !req
516. Some fellas
had this place here.
Kept those vending machines.Copy !req
517. Well, there ain't no vending
machines here no more.Copy !req
518. Come on, fool,
go on!Copy !req
519. All right, Roberta, thanks.Copy !req
520. I'm sorry to bother you.Copy !req
521. Bobbi Sanfillipo?Copy !req
522. Junior hasn't kept time
with her in years.Copy !req
523. Yeah, I realize that.Copy !req
524. You know, now that
I think about it,Copy !req
525. Junior was actin' a little
peculiar when I got here today.Copy !req
526. Said he wanted
to see Johnny.Copy !req
527. What Johnny?Copy !req
528. - His brother?
- I don't know.Copy !req
529. Also there the other day,
we were watchin' the TV,Copy !req
530. he thought he saw himself
on one of the programs.Copy !req
531. in my home.Copy !req
532. We have got
the dishwashing liquid...Copy !req
533. - Hello?
- Yeah, it's me.Copy !req
534. Did you drop off
the dry cleaning?Copy !req
535. Your uncle's missing,
he took his car.Copy !req
536. - He didn't call you, did he?
- No.Copy !req
537. - Where the hell is he?
- He's like an old woman, Bobby.Copy !req
538. He's probably gossiping
with one of the neighbors.Copy !req
539. Did you check
the Ramirezes' next door?Copy !req
540. I'm afraid he
might've wandered.Copy !req
541. My grandfather
did this.Copy !req
542. Maybe you better call Tony.Copy !req
543. I can't just
dump this on Tony.Copy !req
544. I gotta find him.Copy !req
545. I need you to come here
in case he comes back.Copy !req
546. - Bobby, I just can't...
- I need your help here!Copy !req
547. Jesus Christ!
Sometimes I think I love
Junior more than you do!Copy !req
548. We may know that there are
five essentials for victory.Copy !req
549. One, he will win
who knows when to fight...Copy !req
550. and when not to fight.Copy !req
551. Two, he will win
who knows how to...Copy !req
552. You Gary?Copy !req
553. I'm Jimmy.
Gary's up there.Copy !req
554. Hey! Come down here!Copy !req
555. What?Copy !req
556. I said get down here!
I wanna talk to you.Copy !req
557. What do you want?Copy !req
558. I'm a friend of Sal Vitro's.
My aunt lives on this street.Copy !req
559. So?Copy !req
560. So I'm guessin' Sal Vitro
used to do this yard.Copy !req
561. - A lotta things used to be.
- Maybe so.Copy !req
562. But you're gonna make good
on his busted arm.Copy !req
563. Oh yeah?
Why am I gonna do that?Copy !req
564. - 'Cause I said so, that's why.
- Eat shit, pal.Copy !req
565. Why don't you
take a walk, huh?Copy !req
566. Unh!Copy !req
567. Aaah!Copy !req
568. Ohh!Copy !req
569. Gimme your wallet,
you prick.Copy !req
570. This and the mower's
a down payment.Copy !req
571. By next Tuesday
I want Sal Vitro's whole
orthopedist bill paid.Copy !req
572. Let's call it 1,200.Copy !req
573. Toppa that, from now on
I get 10% of whatever you
make in this neighborhood.Copy !req
574. You motherfucker!Copy !req
575. Shut up,
I'll give ya a crack.Copy !req
576. - Time is it?
- Don't worry,
we'll take the tunnel.Copy !req
577. All right,
this meetin' today.Copy !req
578. We're tryin' to nail
down a new contractor,
now with Massarone gone.Copy !req
579. That office park by Troy Hills?Copy !req
580. And listen...
and this is very important...Copy !req
581. if any of this shit
with Carmine and Johnny
comes up, you clam up.Copy !req
582. - You got it, Ton'.
- Say nothin',Copy !req
583. 'cause you say
the wrong thing...Copy !req
584. - What?
- Tony, it's me.Copy !req
585. Listen,
it's your uncle.Copy !req
586. He's gone.Copy !req
587. - You mean he's dead?
- No, no, no, no.Copy !req
588. We think he might've
wandered off.Copy !req
589. I didn't wanna call you, but
it's been a couple hours now.Copy !req
590. - Fuck him.
- He said he was
goin' to see Johnny.Copy !req
591. You think he might've
meant your dad?Copy !req
592. - What?
- He's wanderin', Ton'.Copy !req
593. He can wander off
the Palisades for all I care.Copy !req
594. He's fuckin' dead to me.Copy !req
595. I called you
almost an hour ago.Copy !req
596. Where the hell
have you been?Copy !req
597. Hello?
I was picking up
your daughter?Copy !req
598. Stay here,
I'm goin' out.Copy !req
599. Where the hell
is Tommy?Copy !req
600. - I sent him home.
- Oh, wonderful.Copy !req
601. He gets the day off
and I get to wait by the phone.Copy !req
602. It's because of him
Junior escaped, Janice.Copy !req
603. - Dad, can I go with you?
- No.Copy !req
604. Can Janice go
and we just stay here?Copy !req
605. What'd I tell you
about bein' impolite?Copy !req
606. If anyone cares,
I'll be upstairs lying down.Copy !req
607. One hour of television, then
you both finish your homework.Copy !req
608. And you,
lay off the Snapple.Copy !req
609. What galls me is that before
Little Carmine went to Florida,Copy !req
610. I was actually
close with him.Copy !req
611. I was in his wedding party,
for chrissake.Copy !req
612. Organized his whole
fuckin' bachelor party.Copy !req
613. Lesbian show, whores...
fuckin' disgusting.Copy !req
614. Then when they had that kid
with the lung problem,Copy !req
615. who you think got him that
doctor on Park Avenue?Copy !req
616. Water over the dam, huh?Copy !req
617. I had no idea you guys
were that close.Copy !req
618. Close.
We were like brothers.Copy !req
619. It's a shame that you can't
find a way to work things out.Copy !req
620. Gimme me piece
of bread, huh?Copy !req
621. Have you thought about this?Copy !req
622. Maybe you let him
keep Lorraine,Copy !req
623. and you take a bigger piece
of his Florida shit, the clubs.Copy !req
624. If I wanted to worry
about Florida,Copy !req
625. I would move
to fuckin' Miami.Copy !req
626. You know, it wasn't long ago
I remember you used to wait
in the car.Copy !req
627. And as far as I'm concerned
you should still be there!Copy !req
628. - John. He was just tryin'...
- Fuck he was "just"!Copy !req
629. Everybody's got
a goddamned opinion?Copy !req
630. I didn't say nothin', Ton'.Copy !req
631. What the fuck did I say?Copy !req
632. I'm sorry, T,
I just thought...Copy !req
633. Now I gotta un-fuck
what you just fucked up.Copy !req
634. Gotta do somethin' nice
for Johnny. Like what?Copy !req
635. What the fuck
am I supposed to do?Copy !req
636. You gotta understand,
this shit between Johnny
and Little Carmine is bad.Copy !req
637. The instability.
But worse comes to worse,
it could work to our advantage.Copy !req
638. How?Copy !req
639. They fight, we pick up
any crumbs from the fallout.Copy !req
640. The odds are that Johnny'll
end up on top, but who knows.Copy !req
641. So keep your ears open
and your mouth shut!Copy !req
642. Apparently
there's a new presidentCopy !req
643. at the electrician's union.Copy !req
644. Tony sent Chrissy
over there to talk to him.Copy !req
645. Something I've always been
meaning to get straight.Copy !req
646. Tony calls Christopher
his nephew,Copy !req
647. yet sometimes
you refer to them...
as cousins.Copy !req
648. Yeah, right. See,
Chrissy's not Tony's nephew.Copy !req
649. Chrissy's Carmela's cousin.Copy !req
650. She was first cousin
to Dickie Moltisanti...
Chrissy's dad?Copy !req
651. But he was always kinda like
a big brother to Tony, Dickie.Copy !req
652. So Tony calls
Chrissy his nephew.Copy !req
653. - It's an Italian thing.
- Okay.Copy !req
654. Although technically
Tony and Chrissy are cousins.Copy !req
655. Joanne Blundetto,
Chrissy's mom,Copy !req
656. is Tony's cousin
on his mother's side?Copy !req
657. But, like, way back.Copy !req
658. Like, from the old country
or somethin'.Copy !req
659. Robyn?Copy !req
660. What?Copy !req
661. How much longer am I gonna
have to keep doin' this?Copy !req
662. Major RICO against
Tony Soprano?Copy !req
663. Those things
take years to build.Copy !req
664. This recent case against
Joe Macino in New York?Copy !req
665. It was seven years before
indictments were handed down.Copy !req
666. Hello, handsome.Copy !req
667. Where you livin' now?
'Round here?Copy !req
668. - Do you know me?
- Do I know you?Copy !req
669. Jupiter Club,
on Sixth Street?Copy !req
670. Caught fire, that place.Copy !req
671. Lotta people died.Copy !req
672. Do you know
my brother Johnny?Copy !req
673. Hmm.Copy !req
674. You got all the looks,
I'll tell ya that.Copy !req
675. What are you sayin'?
You and I had relations?Copy !req
676. Sumbitch taxicab
run me right over my foot.Copy !req
677. - I have a car.
- Want a date?Copy !req
678. I'll give ya half-and-half
in the backseat.Copy !req
679. I wanna go home.Copy !req
680. Well, lemme get a ride
by the shelter.Copy !req
681. I have to find my car.Copy !req
682. Oh, shit, my pants!Copy !req
683. How ya doin'?Copy !req
684. I don't gotta
tell you shit.Copy !req
685. See some I.D., sir?Copy !req
686. Fuck you, copper,
I know my rights.Copy !req
687. Hey, take it easy now.Copy !req
688. My car was stolen,
I want my lawyer.Copy !req
689. What's his name?Copy !req
690. Mel.Copy !req
691. Okay. Mel what?Copy !req
692. See you went out
and forgot your shoes.
Where do you live?Copy !req
693. - Belleville.
- Sure you don't want
to tell me your name?Copy !req
694. You're not in any
trouble or anything.Copy !req
695. Corrado Soprano.Copy !req
696. Tell you what, sir.
Why don't you come
and get in the carCopy !req
697. where it's nice and warm,
we'll try to figure outCopy !req
698. how to get in touch
with your lawyer, all right?Copy !req
699. Oh, Jesus, Uncle Jun',
thank God!Copy !req
700. This gentleman
reside here, ma'am?Copy !req
701. He's my uncle.Copy !req
702. Where have you been?
We were worried sick.Copy !req
703. I'll need to see some
identification, ma'am.Copy !req
704. Oh, okay,
I'll get my bag.Copy !req
705. His, actually.Copy !req
706. Bobby, get
Uncle Jun's wallet.Copy !req
707. It's upstairs
on his dresser.Copy !req
708. Uncle Jun',
you're freezing.Copy !req
709. We found him walking across
the Clay Street Bridge
in Newark.Copy !req
710. Newark?
Where's your car?Copy !req
711. - They stole it.
- Who stoled it?Copy !req
712. You know who.Copy !req
713. It's him.Copy !req
714. Junior Soprano.Copy !req
715. - Here ya go, sir.
- Go shit in your hat.Copy !req
716. Uncle Jun', stop!Copy !req
717. Thank you, officers.
Thank you.Copy !req
718. Uncle Jun', did you tell Tommy
you were goin' to see my father?Copy !req
719. Of course not.Copy !req
720. What are you doing?
Sit!Copy !req
721. I have to use
the facilities.Copy !req
722. Bobby, go with him.Copy !req
723. Goddamn it,
I can piss by myself!Copy !req
724. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
725. I'll open some soup.Copy !req
726. You go out for
some exercise,Copy !req
727. people give ya
the goddamn third degree!Copy !req
728. - Hi, Ellie.
- Hello, Louie.Copy !req
729. How's the big
slot machine king?Copy !req
730. Oh, I ain't doin' that
no more, I'm retired.Copy !req
731. Tony, it's me.Copy !req
732. What's the matter?Copy !req
733. It's Uncle Jun'.Copy !req
734. They found him in Newark...
in his slippers.Copy !req
735. He was looking
for Daddy, Tony.Copy !req
736. He may have
Alzheimer's.
I don't know.Copy !req
737. Good, maybe he'll forget
my phone number.Copy !req
738. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
739. Moozadell en carrozza.Copy !req
740. - Still warm.
- Artie?Copy !req
741. We're in the middle
of a family meeting.Copy !req
742. I'm not even here.Copy !req
743. He's our uncle, Tony.
There may be something
seriously wrong with him.Copy !req
744. Listen, Janice,
like I told your husband...
he's fuckin' dead to me.Copy !req
745. - Are you that fragile?
- You don't know the half
of it when it comes to us,Copy !req
746. and if you're so concerned,
take him to the fuckin' doctor.
'cause I've had it.Copy !req
747. You're the only one
he relates to, Tony.Copy !req
748. We won't even be able
to get him in the car.Copy !req
749. Fuck him.
You reap what you sow.Copy !req
750. You sure did.Copy !req
751. You think maybe
there's a reasonCopy !req
752. you're living all alone here,
Tony, without your family?Copy !req
753. Oh-ho.
Wait a minute,
wait a minute.Copy !req
754. You're gonna give me
advice on marriage?Copy !req
755. You know Tony, there's
a lot I can say right now
that I am not gonna say.Copy !req
756. Fuck it! Say it, say it!
Who gives a fuck?Copy !req
757. Think I don't know what
you're doin' here, Janice, huh?Copy !req
758. Tryin' to pawn
this shit off on me?Copy !req
759. Your whole fuckin' life,
whenever there's
a family problemCopy !req
760. you either shirk your duties
or you run the fuck away!Copy !req
761. - Ran away?
- Tibet or fuckin' Berkley...Copy !req
762. - I was 18 years old!
- And I was 16Copy !req
763. when you left me in that house
with our head-case of a mother,Copy !req
764. who you all of a sudden
relate to so fuckin' well!Copy !req
765. - I was merely saying
I understand...
- Free-spirit Janice,Copy !req
766. rebel without a cause.Copy !req
767. While I sit here
mired in her bullshit,Copy !req
768. tryin' to be a good son
while you're off droppin' acidCopy !req
769. - and blowin' roadies!
- Roadies?Copy !req
770. Oh, you don't
wanna know.Copy !req
771. That... That is not true, Tony.Copy !req
772. Now you... you tell him
that's not true!Copy !req
773. Poor fuckin' Janice,
she's so fuckin' depressed.Copy !req
774. Poor fuckin' Janice,
she can't get up off the couchCopy !req
775. 'cause she's so fuckin'
tired from her Epstein-Barr.Copy !req
776. Poor fuckin' Janice...
va fongool.Copy !req
777. - Why don't we just calm down?
- Maybe you were the smart oneCopy !req
778. 'cause you got
outta here for a while.Copy !req
779. But your hippie string ran out,
and now you're back,Copy !req
780. and you're gonna do
to this man what you do
to every one of 'em.Copy !req
781. - Fuckin' piece of shit!
- Ah, you stupid cunt.Copy !req
782. - Agghhh!
- Just like your mother, huh?Copy !req
783. Now you can do to him
what she did to Daddy!Copy !req
784. Enough!Copy !req
785. Cocksucker!Copy !req
786. You want more
responsibility?Copy !req
787. Start with
controllin' your wife.Copy !req
788. And then from nowhere,Copy !req
789. he cracks the one kid's head
with the shovel,Copy !req
790. then the other one
he knocks out of a tree.Copy !req
791. He jumped out the tree,
and come at me with a chainsaw.Copy !req
792. I got a right
to defend myself, Ton'.Copy !req
793. All right,
take it easy. Relax.Copy !req
794. Sal Vitro's been
workin' the areaCopy !req
795. since my ma was still
workin' at Kresge's.Copy !req
796. I should be able to help out
a kid from my own neighborhood.Copy !req
797. All right, how about this.
Vitro and your nephew
split the area.Copy !req
798. East of Dyer is yours.Copy !req
799. West of Dyer goes to him.Copy !req
800. As for the broken arm,Copy !req
801. I don't know,
give him 500 bucks.Copy !req
802. I already told the guy 12, T.Copy !req
803. Well there's fuckin'
compromises in life, Paulie.Copy !req
804. All right, make it a grand,
for the pain and sufferin'.Copy !req
805. Naturally, I want my taste,
retroactive,Copy !req
806. 'cause this is the first time
I've been hearin' about
any of this.Copy !req
807. It's a new venture.
My nephew's barely
on his feet.Copy !req
808. I mean, I didn't
wanna start kickin' up,Copy !req
809. then pull it back
if it don't work out.Copy !req
810. And of course, Vitro'll
do your grass too, Ton'.Copy !req
811. No charge.Copy !req
812. Remind me to talk
to you about that later.Copy !req
813. There he is.
Salvatore, my boy,Copy !req
814. how's that
pitchin' arm?Copy !req
815. It's gettin' there.Copy !req
816. Paul, say hello
to Mr. Gaultieri.Copy !req
817. That's my middle name.
Paul.Copy !req
818. So I talked to that guy.
Good news.Copy !req
819. I gotcha 500 for your arm,
and you keep half your area.Copy !req
820. - Half?
- It could've been nothin'.Copy !req
821. Lucky you know me.Copy !req
822. West of Dyer's yours,
east belongs to him.Copy !req
823. Paulie, my wife's gonna shh...Copy !req
824. All right,
thank you, Paulie.Copy !req
825. Oh, one more thing.Copy !req
826. You're gonna have to cut
a couple of lawns on the comp.Copy !req
827. Some friends
of ours.Copy !req
828. Some shot, huh,
the way it hooked?Copy !req
829. Ya got a fuckin'
horseshoe up your ass, you.Copy !req
830. Mr. Soprano!Copy !req
831. Harry Winer. I was your
mother's neurologist.Copy !req
832. I did her work-up
from Green Grove?Copy !req
833. Ah, yeah,
how ya doin'?Copy !req
834. So I assume your sister told you
I'm treating your uncle.Copy !req
835. Oh yeah, yeah,
she mentioned it.Copy !req
836. Catch you in there, T.Copy !req
837. Yeah.Copy !req
838. I think with the right meds
we can control these things.Copy !req
839. What things?Copy !req
840. The infarcts.Copy !req
841. They're akin
to mini-strokes?Copy !req
842. He suffered some significant
brain trauma the other day.Copy !req
843. You probably noticed him
acting differentlyCopy !req
844. over the past six months,
a year, maybe?Copy !req
845. Oh, well to tell ya
the truth, me and my uncle,Copy !req
846. we don't talk much anymore.Copy !req
847. Oh, I'm sorry
to hear that, uh...Copy !req
848. Don't be.
He's a hostile prick.Copy !req
849. Well, unfortunately obstinacy is
consistent with his condition.Copy !req
850. Impatience,
forgetfulness,Copy !req
851. particularly with
short-term memory.Copy !req
852. Do you find he'll ask the same
question every three minutes?Copy !req
853. What time it is...?Copy !req
854. I don't know.
Maybe. Yeah.Copy !req
855. Well it's frustrating,
I know, but anyway,
the last thing I wanted to doCopy !req
856. was get in the middle
of a family squabble.Copy !req
857. I just wanted
to say hello.Copy !req
858. - Well, nice seein' ya.
- Okay. All right.Copy !req
859. Members of the squirrel family,Copy !req
860. the prairie dog
makes it home mainly...Copy !req
861. Tommy?Copy !req
862. Brought you
some fish.Copy !req
863. Tryin' to clean out
my refrigerator.Copy !req
864. Make sure you form a seal
when you shut that freezer door.Copy !req
865. Of the two main species,Copy !req
866. the black-tailed prairie dog
is much more widespread,Copy !req
867. inhabiting much
of the Great Plains
and the Great Basin.Copy !req
868. So how you feelin'?Copy !req
869. Heard you had
a little problem.Copy !req
870. What problem?Copy !req
871. All right...Copy !req
872. but your doctor
said somethin' different.Copy !req
873. Who, Kennedy?Copy !req
874. Kennedy's your
cancer doctor.Copy !req
875. I knew that.Copy !req
876. You said doctor.Copy !req
877. The white-tailed prairie dogCopy !req
878. lives at higher elevations,Copy !req
879. hibernating
throughout the winter.Copy !req
880. Just take your medicine,
Uncle Jun'.Copy !req
881. Make ya feel better.
Help with your memory.Copy !req
882. Believe me, there's plenty
I'd like to forget.Copy !req
883. Yeah, you
and me both.Copy !req
884. Feech was here?Copy !req
885. What? Yeah, he came
to pay his respects.Copy !req
886. So what's this I hear,
you ruled against Feech?Copy !req
887. He's an important man.Copy !req
888. Why is he bitchin'
at you about shit?Copy !req
889. I'm still the boss
of this family.Copy !req
890. Despite any arrangements.Copy !req
891. Yellow in color,
they often have dark...Copy !req
892. These prairie dogs,
they'll sleep during the day.Copy !req
893. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
894. Look, the doctor
said you...Copy !req
895. may not have known
what you were sayin'.Copy !req
896. What are you
talkin' about?Copy !req
897. The varsity shit.Copy !req
898. So what else did Feech
have to say?Copy !req
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