1. When I look at the great pyramid...Copy !req
2. the marvel there for me
is not the stonework...Copy !req
3. as much as the level of organization...Copy !req
4. that these ancient Egyptians had...Copy !req
5. getting this society to
pull together in such a way...Copy !req
6. that they not only
had blocks of stone...Copy !req
7. but bread on the table.Copy !req
8. Stone setters were
all fairly accomplished.Copy !req
9. Very good craftsmen.Copy !req
10. It isn't surprising...Copy !req
11. they had such a long history,
thousands of years doing this.Copy !req
12. Meet me in 20 minutes at the
old Webendorfer factory parking lot.Copy !req
13. The real gigantic pyramids...Copy !req
14. were built within the space of
about three, maybe four generations.Copy !req
15. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
16. It's true, they're gonna start a draft.Copy !req
17. There's no way I'm going in the army.Copy !req
18. Yeah, 'cause his old man'd put a horse's
head in some senator's bed.Copy !req
19. - Insert foot in mouth, Jason.
- No big.Copy !req
20. Ever get paranoid they'll, like,
shoot up your house like in Godfather II?Copy !req
21. - Probably got armed guards at night.
- That shit doesn't happen anymore.Copy !req
22. - You have attack dogs on the property.
- No.Copy !req
23. I mean, we did, but
she got hit by a car.Copy !req
24. Jason said your old man's
mostly legit now, anyway.Copy !req
25. Yeah, like what?Copy !req
26. - He's in waste management.
- Garbage?Copy !req
27. Recycling.Copy !req
28. What about drugs and
prostitution and shit?Copy !req
29. No.Copy !req
30. - His dad owns a strip club, though.
- Let's go.Copy !req
31. We'd get carded.Copy !req
32. We can just stop by, and watch the
strippers coming in and out, right?Copy !req
33. What's going on?Copy !req
34. Truckload the other night
from Port Elizabeth?Copy !req
35. Give the washing machines
to Frank Contino.Copy !req
36. You got it.Copy !req
37. Vacuum cleaners, too?Copy !req
38. No, Patsy's got a buyer for those.Copy !req
39. You been drinking?Copy !req
40. Me and Ade had some wine at the house.Copy !req
41. Been wanting to talk to you.Copy !req
42. I gotta make it my
number-one priority...Copy !req
43. to limit my exposure to potentially
damaging conversations and wiretaps.Copy !req
44. Sure, guy in your position...Copy !req
45. So, over the next
couple of years, more and more...Copy !req
46. I'm gonna be giving
my orders through you...Copy !req
47. and then finally, only through you.Copy !req
48. What about Sil? You got
that with him and Paulie.Copy !req
49. Those other guys, Sil, Paulie...Copy !req
50. one thing they're not...Copy !req
51. they're not my blood.Copy !req
52. You hear what I'm saying to
you? It's a matter of trust.Copy !req
53. It's very wise.Copy !req
54. Sil's a good consiglieri,
and will continue as such.Copy !req
55. But he's no fucking spring
chicken either.Copy !req
56. But it's no reason to
be giving him an attitude.Copy !req
57. No, of course not.Copy !req
58. And there's gonna be a
period of transition.Copy !req
59. Jesus Christ, T!Copy !req
60. You're gonna take this family
into the 21st century.Copy !req
61. We're already in the
21st century, though.Copy !req
62. Whatever you say, T. I'd
follow you into the gates of hell.Copy !req
63. That's what I was gonna say to you.Copy !req
64. What you did for me, that
fuck who killed my father...Copy !req
65. I'll never forget that.Copy !req
66. I only hope I'm worthy.Copy !req
67. - Why wouldn't you be worthy?
- I'm just saying.Copy !req
68. Yeah, this looks familiar.Copy !req
69. The pizza parlor. Pull over, Matt.Copy !req
70. This is it?Copy !req
71. - It's closed.
- Shit.Copy !req
72. This place, this is the pork store.Copy !req
73. It's a gay strip club?Copy !req
74. Obviously it's not a strip club,
it's a fucking butcher shop.Copy !req
75. I think I got it all messed up.Copy !req
76. This is where my dad's office is.Copy !req
77. Okay, it's a front.Copy !req
78. - Like Genco Olive Oil.
- Yeah, it's like Genco.Copy !req
79. - It looks really clandestine.
- So where's the strip club, A.J.?Copy !req
80. Maybe Route 17, or
Route 4. Lodi or something?Copy !req
81. This is stupid. Let's go.Copy !req
82. I heard a car. Your
son's out past curfew again.Copy !req
83. - Call his cell?
- My goodness.Copy !req
84. I didn't know anybody else was here.Copy !req
85. I just use the men's room.Copy !req
86. Sometimes I worry about Furio.Copy !req
87. Doesn't he seem lonely?Copy !req
88. I was telling Jessica
about him this morning...Copy !req
89. the hygienist in Dr. Mascera's office?Copy !req
90. I know I shouldn't gossip, but...Copy !req
91. I think she was having
an affair with Dr. Mascera.Copy !req
92. Here she is.Copy !req
93. - Their office Christmas card.
- Yeah, there's his hand on her ass.Copy !req
94. Stop it.Copy !req
95. I think she's ready for somebody nice.Copy !req
96. And she seemed very receptive
when I described Furio to her.Copy !req
97. She's not his type.Copy !req
98. What's his type?Copy !req
99. Don't worry about him. Stay out of it.Copy !req
100. - One date won't hurt.
- Why do you wanna bother?Copy !req
101. My little Hello, Dolly!Copy !req
102. Speaking of gossip.Copy !req
103. That noise in the Mercedes?Copy !req
104. Yeah?Copy !req
105. Brought it over to Globe Motors
to have it looked at.Copy !req
106. And I was talking to Jerry
in the service department?Copy !req
107. Now, remember that nice sales lady?Copy !req
108. I don't think so.Copy !req
109. Gloria Trillo, she gave
me a ride home that day?Copy !req
110. You know what Jerry
told me about her? She died.Copy !req
111. She what?Copy !req
112. She committed suicide. Isn't that awful?Copy !req
113. Mr. Empathy over there.Copy !req
114. She hung herself from a chandelier.Copy !req
115. Good evening, Vesuvio.Copy !req
116. I'm sorry, we aren't taking any more
reservations, the kitchen is closing.Copy !req
117. $50,000. That's a lotta escarole.Copy !req
118. - Did you try the bank?
- Escarole?Copy !req
119. Escarole. Money.Copy !req
120. Escarole. Money. Good.Copy !req
121. No, the bank, red tape. I have
only until the end of the week.Copy !req
122. I told my brother you know
people who lend money.Copy !req
123. Little pitchers have big ears.Copy !req
124. I just need it for 10
days and then, pas de probleme.Copy !req
125. - Do you mind if I ask what for?
- Some business in France.Copy !req
126. A group is purchasing
an Armagnac property.Copy !req
127. I got the dossier right here.Copy !req
128. Jesus!Copy !req
129. Domaine Vezelay.Copy !req
130. After Darroze, one of the oldest,
largest producers of Bas-Armagnac...Copy !req
131. which is on fire now in France,
and all over Europe.Copy !req
132. It's the next vodka.Copy !req
133. This is a $10 million worldwide launch.Copy !req
134. I got $100,000 into it,
and I need $50,000 more to get...Copy !req
135. - the North American distribution rights.
- Armagnac?Copy !req
136. I'll bring you a bottle
of Vezelay. Unbelievable.Copy !req
137. - And with cigars, which are now very hot.
- You only need the money for 10 days?Copy !req
138. How's that?Copy !req
139. Because when the deal is done, the
advertising money is released to me.Copy !req
140. You understand, these people
that I might know...Copy !req
141. they don't know you.Copy !req
142. So I wouldn't be just vouching for you.
I, in essence, would be the lender.Copy !req
143. And it's gonna cost you.Copy !req
144. - How much?
- $10,000.Copy !req
145. Merde.Copy !req
146. $5,000.Copy !req
147. $7,500.Copy !req
148. Okay.Copy !req
149. Charmaine, I don't think you know
Elodi's brother, Jean-Philippe?Copy !req
150. Nice to meet you, but, Elodi, please...Copy !req
151. can you clear off table four?Copy !req
152. Thank you.Copy !req
153. - Charmaine, she's French?
- Not remotely.Copy !req
154. She's a hostess.Copy !req
155. Not a busboy.Copy !req
156. What was... about, Arthur?Copy !req
157. It's just a venture
capital thing with Jean-Philippe.Copy !req
158. It wouldn't pass your high
Wharton School of Business standards.Copy !req
159. If you wanna bring in money...Copy !req
160. why don't you get your friend,
Anthony Soprano, to pay his tab?Copy !req
161. - It's close to $6,000.
- I could have an empire like Bobby Flay.Copy !req
162. And it still wouldn't
be good enough for you.Copy !req
163. Okay, I'll make you a deal.Copy !req
164. We'll start working on your empire
right after we pay the $10,000...Copy !req
165. of orthodenture
Melissa's gonna need this year.Copy !req
166. They're on allocation from the factory.Copy !req
167. I don't know when we're
going to get any more in.Copy !req
168. But I'm free if you wanna
take it for a spin.Copy !req
169. Actually, I was working with one of
your other salespeople last year.Copy !req
170. She was really very helpful, I
ought to give her the business.Copy !req
171. Gloria Trillo?Copy !req
172. She's no longer with us.Copy !req
173. You know where she went?Copy !req
174. Actually, she died.Copy !req
175. What happened?Copy !req
176. She committed suicide.Copy !req
177. Why?Copy !req
178. I mean...Copy !req
179. she was...Copy !req
180. Salesperson of the Year, or something.Copy !req
181. I didn't know her that well.Copy !req
182. But I got the impression she wasn't
very lucky with men, that sort of thing.Copy !req
183. - When was this?
- Month ago, maybe two.Copy !req
184. What'd she say?Copy !req
185. I mean, you know,
in the papers you read...Copy !req
186. they always leave a note.Copy !req
187. She did leave a note on
her desk. The police took it.Copy !req
188. Later, they told us it was just
copy for a classified ad.Copy !req
189. She was selling her wolf stole.Copy !req
190. Anyway, let me give you my card.Copy !req
191. Chef Osso Bucco.Copy !req
192. This is a rare pleasure.Copy !req
193. Or is it medium-well?Copy !req
194. A little restaurant humor.Copy !req
195. So, you know...Copy !req
196. if you brought a pair of dirty chef whites,
my friend here'll suck out the stains for you.Copy !req
197. Sit.Copy !req
198. Okay, in a nutshell.Copy !req
199. - I'd like to borrow a little money.
- How little?Copy !req
200. $50,000, just for a couple of weeks.Copy !req
201. - I'm upgrading the kitchen in the restaurant.
- Get the fuck outta here.Copy !req
202. What you take out of that bar...Copy !req
203. you must be sitting on
money like King Croesus.Copy !req
204. I wish.Copy !req
205. I won't be able to lend you
money for less than two points.Copy !req
206. - It's not a problem.
- Just outta curiosity...Copy !req
207. what's going to happen in two weeks?Copy !req
208. The insurance check's gonna come.Copy !req
209. I hate to do it, Artie...Copy !req
210. but I think I'm gonna pass. Sorry.Copy !req
211. - Why not?
- 'Cause if you don't pay me back...Copy !req
212. I ain't gonna be able to hurt you.Copy !req
213. So how you doing?Copy !req
214. - What's going on?
- Nothing.Copy !req
215. How about you?Copy !req
216. Fine, thank you.Copy !req
217. Really?Copy !req
218. Business okay? Everybody hunky-dory?Copy !req
219. You know...Copy !req
220. onward and upward.Copy !req
221. How's Gloria Trillo?
She still hanging around?Copy !req
222. - It's a terrible tragedy.
- So you fucking knew.Copy !req
223. You fucking lied! You let
me fucking sit there!Copy !req
224. Please, sit down.Copy !req
225. How the fuck am I supposed
to trust you? You're my doctor.Copy !req
226. Please, sit down. You're scaring me.Copy !req
227. - You've been drinking.
- Why the fuck didn't you help her?Copy !req
228. - Sometimes you can't.
- I bet you charged her enough, didn't you?Copy !req
229. Bet you didn't cut her a deal,
'cause you're an incompetent.Copy !req
230. I give my patients everything I've got.Copy !req
231. And when something like this
happens, I'm devastated.Copy !req
232. She was a good kid.Copy !req
233. But she was fucking crazy,
and I told you.Copy !req
234. And I want you to know that I was
up-front with her. She knew I was married.Copy !req
235. I'm aware of that.Copy !req
236. Suicide, Jesus Christ! What the fuck?Copy !req
237. I have to respect confidentiality,
even after a patient is dead.Copy !req
238. But with something like this...Copy !req
239. there's no one cause.Copy !req
240. You yourself just referred
to her emotional problems.Copy !req
241. She slipped through everyone's grasp.Copy !req
242. She did it after me, I mean, admit it.Copy !req
243. You know, she...Copy !req
244. reached out to me, for me to care...Copy !req
245. and I wasn't there for her.Copy !req
246. Why are you so quick to blame yourself?Copy !req
247. Come in.Copy !req
248. - What's up? You want coffee?
- No.Copy !req
249. Artie, you need a favor.Copy !req
250. - Why didn't you reach out to me?
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
251. Ralph Cifaretto called me and told
me you came to him for money?Copy !req
252. You need something,
you don't come to me?Copy !req
253. - I'm your friend.
- Right.Copy !req
254. I didn't want to
impinge on our friendship.Copy !req
255. But, Artie, this is me...Copy !req
256. Tony.Copy !req
257. If I was desperate, if Melissa had
a tumor instead of an overbite...Copy !req
258. Madonna santo, knock wood...Copy !req
259. you'd be the first place I went to,
but this was a business venture.Copy !req
260. - What kind of deal?
- Elodi's brother.Copy !req
261. Needs a bridge loan, $50,000,
and I get back $57,500 in 10 days.Copy !req
262. - Thought it was for the restaurant.
- I told Ralphie that.Copy !req
263. Don't want him going around
me to the principals.Copy !req
264. - What for then?
- North American distribution rights...Copy !req
265. for Domaine Vezelay Armagnac.Copy !req
266. It's the new vodka. This
stuff is sweeping Europe.Copy !req
267. It's gonna be bigger than Stoli, Goose.
Who ever heard of Goose before?Copy !req
268. It's French vodka.Copy !req
269. These guys, they're big players.Copy !req
270. They're throwing millions
behind product introduction.Copy !req
271. - All right, you got it.
- I told you, Tony, no.Copy !req
272. What the fuck am l? A toxic
person or something?Copy !req
273. No, Tony, come on, please.Copy !req
274. I'll charge you a point and a half.Copy !req
275. And that's a lot fucking
better than Ralph Cifaretto would do.Copy !req
276. I insist.Copy !req
277. Look here's, like, $3,000.Copy !req
278. Somebody's gonna come
by, give you the rest.Copy !req
279. You're a great guy.Copy !req
280. Come here.Copy !req
281. It's a good idea.Copy !req
282. Snifter, a nice cigar.
You'll see what I mean.Copy !req
283. Dinner's almost ready.Copy !req
284. Shit.Copy !req
285. Which do you wanna see?Copy !req
286. This...Copy !req
287. or this?Copy !req
288. Cousin Brian's here!Copy !req
289. Be right down!Copy !req
290. - Brian, how you doing?
- Good, Ton', great to see you.Copy !req
291. Brian brought the papers.Copy !req
292. He said you called him last
night to hurry things along?Copy !req
293. Yeah, the Soprano family living
trust, as discussed.Copy !req
294. Now when I croak, it's her problem.Copy !req
295. You have made me so happy.Copy !req
296. And if I was, like,
obnoxious about this, I'm sorry.Copy !req
297. Come on.Copy !req
298. That's my lava
cookies for the bake sale.Copy !req
299. - Would you like a couple for your coffee?
- Thanks, but I gotta get back.Copy !req
300. We'll see you and Janelle
at the Billy Joel thing, right?Copy !req
301. Wouldn't miss it.Copy !req
302. You know what, Ton'? It's a
shame you didn't get eight tickets.Copy !req
303. Furio and Jessica could have come. It
takes the pressure off of a blind date.Copy !req
304. Heshie's guy could only get six.Copy !req
305. I'll get the originals back to you.
I'll have a copy, get one to your lawyer.Copy !req
306. All right.Copy !req
307. You know, that's a nice
suit. What is it?Copy !req
308. Boss.Copy !req
309. - Yeah, I notice you like the good stuff.
- My only vice.Copy !req
310. Call this number.Copy !req
311. You ask for Patsy.Copy !req
312. - Tell him I said to take care of you.
- Thanks, Tony.Copy !req
313. - You're a great guy.
- All right.Copy !req
314. - Don't forget to call on that meat order.
- No problem.Copy !req
315. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
316. - Hi, Ma. This is Devin.
- Hi, Devin, how are you?Copy !req
317. - Really well. It's nice to meet you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
318. - Anthony, you want to turn that down?
- Yeah.Copy !req
319. If you kids are hungry, I can
make a couple sandwiches.Copy !req
320. No, we're fine, Ma.Copy !req
321. Careful of my Lladro, please.Copy !req
322. Yeah. Don't worry.Copy !req
323. - What do you call it?
- Lladro.Copy !req
324. I don't even wanna say
how much it costs.Copy !req
325. $3,000.Copy !req
326. I really wanted to be alone with you.Copy !req
327. Your house is out, right?Copy !req
328. My mom's boyfriend's using it as an office,
and I'm not at my dad's till next week.Copy !req
329. - My sister's dorm.
- At Columbia?Copy !req
330. Sure, let's go.Copy !req
331. The 33 bus goes
into the city every hour.Copy !req
332. They're so smelly. I'll
call a car service.Copy !req
333. - How much is that?
- I'll put it on my AmEx.Copy !req
334. I'll call her cell.Copy !req
335. - Hello?
- Hey, it's me.Copy !req
336. I'm on my way into the city with a friend,
and I thought maybe we could hook up?Copy !req
337. Wow, great. I'm not on campus,
but you could meet me.Copy !req
338. Take the Cross Bronx Expressway to
the corner of Brook Ave. and 161st Street.Copy !req
339. - Brook Avenue and what?
- 161st Street.Copy !req
340. - Okay.
- All right, see you soon.Copy !req
341. I pictured your house different.Copy !req
342. I thought it'd be like Don Corleone's
compound with gate, wall, big old Cadillacs.Copy !req
343. Isn't that stupid?Copy !req
344. Our place in Tahoe looks exactly
like Michael's in II.Copy !req
345. Wow, really?Copy !req
346. No, we don't have a place in Tahoe.Copy !req
347. We have a boat though.Copy !req
348. I'm like a gangster dude's girlfriend.Copy !req
349. - Are you sure this is it?
- Brook Avenue and 161st Street.Copy !req
350. - Columbia? This looks like Harlem.
- South Bronx.Copy !req
351. Don't leave, okay?Copy !req
352. Help you?Copy !req
353. They're mine.Copy !req
354. When did you get taller than me?Copy !req
355. Cheokay, this is my little brother.
Cheokay just got accepted at Yale Law.Copy !req
356. What's happening?Copy !req
357. - I'm Meadow, Politeness Man's sister.
- I'm Devin.Copy !req
358. Can I talk to you?Copy !req
359. This is what you do on a Friday night?Copy !req
360. The South Bronx Law Center.Copy !req
361. It's a free criminal defense service
for those who can't afford legal counsel.Copy !req
362. I intern here.Copy !req
363. - I need to use your room.
- What for?Copy !req
364. You know.Copy !req
365. You've gotta be kidding. Anthony, no.Copy !req
366. - Well, just for a little while. Why not?
- I don't even wanna think about it.Copy !req
367. It's my bed. How am I gonna
go in there after?Copy !req
368. We'll just stay on the coverlet.
We came all the way over here.Copy !req
369. I thought you wanted to go into the city.
There's all this stuff going on.Copy !req
370. I thought we'd go to the Alphabets.
A friend's reading.Copy !req
371. She's a novelist.Copy !req
372. The greatest cultural center in the world,
and you came over here for sex?Copy !req
373. Probably just gonna cruise.Copy !req
374. Is the tree up at Rockefeller
Center yet?Copy !req
375. Look at the way
these people have to live.Copy !req
376. I think they're overwhelmed.Copy !req
377. I mean, they're in a cycle,
they keep having kids...Copy !req
378. I know.Copy !req
379. We're just so insulated from reality.
I mean, we have everything we want.Copy !req
380. When you think about it.Copy !req
381. They're on food stamps and welfare.Copy !req
382. And my mom could go out
and buy a statue for $3,000.Copy !req
383. It's $3,000.Copy !req
384. - We have a housekeeper three days a week.
- We have one, too.Copy !req
385. I guess I just lucked out to be
rich and live in a big house.Copy !req
386. Even somebody like Steve Mussel.Copy !req
387. He's got all right clothes, but
have you ever been to his house?Copy !req
388. I don't think so.Copy !req
389. His dad's a math teacher.Copy !req
390. They don't even have a dining room.Copy !req
391. There's five people living there.
It's just this little box.Copy !req
392. Here.Copy !req
393. Arthur, already 80 seats tonight.Copy !req
394. They come to see you.Copy !req
395. I eat so much of your gnocchi,
I'm gonna get a belly.Copy !req
396. Elodi, is Jean-Philippe okay?Copy !req
397. - What do you mean?
- He was gonna call me.Copy !req
398. I left him a couple of messages,
he didn't call back.Copy !req
399. Did you hear from him?
Does he call your mother?Copy !req
400. He always works strange hours.
The time difference.Copy !req
401. By the time we're waking up...Copy !req
402. they're already at home,
eating dinner in Toulouse.Copy !req
403. I almost forget.Copy !req
404. I bring you something.
Boulevard des Slows. It's for the PA.Copy !req
405. I have to put the flowers in the vases.Copy !req
406. Problems with the investment, Arthur?Copy !req
407. What do you mean?Copy !req
408. Please. What do you think?Copy !req
409. She suddenly wants to play
"hide the boudin blanc" with you?Copy !req
410. We don't see you here anymore.Copy !req
411. Or up at the house, either.Copy !req
412. Christopher, he can't
seem to shake this flu.Copy !req
413. Yeah, I noticed his skin
doesn't look so good.Copy !req
414. He's just stressed out.Copy !req
415. Which reminds me.Copy !req
416. Billy Joel? Maybe you
shouldn't count on us.Copy !req
417. You mean, you might not be able to come?Copy !req
418. There's been all these problems at
the Crazy Horse, and I don't know...Copy !req
419. What a shame, that's awful.Copy !req
420. What am I gonna do with those tickets?Copy !req
421. God, I love marrow.Copy !req
422. Remember Ma with the bone?Copy !req
423. Sounded like half-price day
at the liposuction center.Copy !req
424. Please.Copy !req
425. It's nice, us having
dinner together, catching up.Copy !req
426. I'm just glad I'm
in a position to do it.Copy !req
427. Chocolate souffle, gelato,
sorbet sampler.Copy !req
428. - On the house.
- Thank you.Copy !req
429. Something for after dinner,
I got a nice Armagnac.Copy !req
430. I used to drink that
in France. Histamines.Copy !req
431. I think it's good.Copy !req
432. I know, Tony. Can I have
a Nonino Picolit?Copy !req
433. - I know it's expensive.
- Yeah, bring me one, too.Copy !req
434. So you and Bobby Bacala, huh?Copy !req
435. So that's it.Copy !req
436. What is so fucking compelling
to you about my personal business?Copy !req
437. Jesus Christ, am I such an ogre?Copy !req
438. I was just gonna say he's a nice guy.Copy !req
439. I gotta have an agenda?Copy !req
440. No, Tony.Copy !req
441. - I'm sorry.
- What am l, a toxic person?Copy !req
442. You're a great brother.Copy !req
443. We can go at it pretty good...Copy !req
444. but you always seem to reach
out when it counts.Copy !req
445. Yeah?Copy !req
446. Did you ever know anybody that...Copy !req
447. ever committed suicide?Copy !req
448. Plenty. I used to live in Seattle, Tony.Copy !req
449. Anybody close?Copy !req
450. Murray Furlong.Copy !req
451. He was a good friend. He lived upstairs.Copy !req
452. People said he was in the CIA,
gone for long periods of time and...Copy !req
453. I always thought he was
gay. I don't know.Copy !req
454. Maybe that's not
mutually exclusive. Anyway...Copy !req
455. one day...Copy !req
456. he sucked on the end of a deer rifle.Copy !req
457. Do you feel responsible?Copy !req
458. Yeah, I did.Copy !req
459. You know, partly, we all did.Copy !req
460. My last conversation
with him was an argument...Copy !req
461. if you can call it that, about him
asking me to accept FedEx packages for him.Copy !req
462. - But you never really know why.
- Probably it was his name.Copy !req
463. You can leave the bottle.Copy !req
464. And, Artie, put that on my tab.Copy !req
465. Of course.Copy !req
466. Tony, can I talk to you?Copy !req
467. What's going on?Copy !req
468. I just wanna give you a little heads up.Copy !req
469. I know the money's
due in a couple of days.Copy !req
470. I'm a little concerned.Copy !req
471. I can't get a hold of Jean-Philippe,
he doesn't return my calls.Copy !req
472. - Did you go over there?
- Not yet.Copy !req
473. Artie, you gotta go over there.Copy !req
474. - The guy's not returning your phone calls.
- I know.Copy !req
475. They miss a
payment, start acting like...Copy !req
476. they're doing you a favor
if they give you anything.Copy !req
477. And then you gotta spend
all your time hounding 'em.Copy !req
478. You gotta get your arms
around this thing.Copy !req
479. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
480. Jean-Philippe, you're home.Copy !req
481. I called you five times,
qu'est-ce que c'est? Message machine broken?Copy !req
482. Nice crib.Copy !req
483. What is that, Berber carpet?Copy !req
484. Those fucking shoes you wear...Copy !req
485. what are they, designer?Copy !req
486. You fucking avoiding me, motherfucker?Copy !req
487. Where's my money?
What, are you gonna cry now?Copy !req
488. Stand up, you frog-eating faccia
di cazz', I will fuck you up, man.Copy !req
489. It's you. Hello. Come in.Copy !req
490. You're home. Qu'est-ce que
c'est, man? Message machine broken?Copy !req
491. I'm sorry, I've
been wishing to call you.Copy !req
492. Nice crib.Copy !req
493. You were supposed to
give me my money two days ago.Copy !req
494. I know.Copy !req
495. Credit Lyonnais, they didn't come through
with the second round of financing yet.Copy !req
496. My partners are sick about it.Copy !req
497. That's not my problem, Jean-Philippe.Copy !req
498. - I want my money.
- I just told you, I don't have it.Copy !req
499. - When are you gonna get it?
- I don't know, okay? I don't know.Copy !req
500. It doesn't look too good.Copy !req
501. What does that mean?Copy !req
502. I mean, I don't know if
it's going to happen, all right?Copy !req
503. They were not convinced
to our business model.Copy !req
504. They didn't agree there was
as much potential for Armagnac.Copy !req
505. The problem has been, it seems,
that people cannot figure out...Copy !req
506. how to market Armagnac.Copy !req
507. The hip approach, like
with Stoli, fails.Copy !req
508. You said it was the next vodka!Copy !req
509. Hey, so we are big boys,
we must move on.Copy !req
510. Frog-eating, fucking faccia di cazz'.Copy !req
511. - What did you say?
- I said, I want my money!Copy !req
512. Are you stupid? That money's spent.Copy !req
513. Operating expenses, notaires, travel.Copy !req
514. No!Copy !req
515. - You have my $50,000.
- It's business, it's a risk.Copy !req
516. - I have a daughter who needs braces!
- Listen to me, I don't have it right now.Copy !req
517. You fucking, French, fucking,
lying cocksucker!Copy !req
518. Fuck your mother!Copy !req
519. My earring!Copy !req
520. - You ripped my fucking ear!
- Du con.Copy !req
521. - I want my money.
- Fuck you!Copy !req
522. I see you again, I'll kill you.Copy !req
523. The thing is to keep knocking on the
door without going in right away.Copy !req
524. Poke the perimeter, tap on the gate
till she's out of her fucking mind, begging.Copy !req
525. Then you own that
shit, that pussy's yours.Copy !req
526. I think she's ready.Copy !req
527. We shall know forsooth.Copy !req
528. Liz has been to her house.
She says it's nice.Copy !req
529. It doesn't look that great.Copy !req
530. It's kind of Bo Peep-ish.Copy !req
531. Can I help you?Copy !req
532. We're here to see Devin Pillsbury.Copy !req
533. Proceed on up, park in the auto court.Copy !req
534. Help you guys?Copy !req
535. It's okay, Ted. Hi, guys.Copy !req
536. You wanna pull it over here for me, sir?Copy !req
537. Wow, nice place.Copy !req
538. Get outta here.Copy !req
539. No, it's true. Iceland is a volcano.Copy !req
540. Hawaii is a volcano.Copy !req
541. Come here.Copy !req
542. Hello?Copy !req
543. I just want you to know that I tried.Copy !req
544. And I didn't mean to hurt anybody.Copy !req
545. And I love you, and
I'm sorry I let you down.Copy !req
546. Artie?Copy !req
547. What's the matter? What's
wrong with you?Copy !req
548. I'm a complete and total failure.Copy !req
549. You take care of Charmaine.Copy !req
550. What did you do, Artie?Copy !req
551. What did you do?Copy !req
552. I'm just gonna go to sleep.Copy !req
553. Artie, did you take something?Copy !req
554. Don't go to sleep!Copy !req
555. Artie, you hear me? Don't go to sleep!Copy !req
556. Jesus fucking Christ!Copy !req
557. What's wrong? You gotta go?Copy !req
558. A friend of mine.Copy !req
559. Fucking idiot took some pills or something,
he's trying to kill himself.Copy !req
560. What the fuck am I doing?Copy !req
561. I'm gonna call 911. They'll
do him more good than I can.Copy !req
562. I'm gonna call 911. They'll
do him more good than I can.Copy !req
563. - Are these real?
- Yeah.Copy !req
564. So this is, like, a real Picasso?Copy !req
565. My dad collects his later stuff.Copy !req
566. They're all cocks.Copy !req
567. Picasso was an old man by then.Copy !req
568. Shit, they must be worth
millions, at least.Copy !req
569. Isn't your dad afraid
we're gonna steal them?Copy !req
570. What is that, a Sota turntable?Copy !req
571. Whoa, Patrick, little Mr. Consumer.Copy !req
572. You don't like that? Do
you want something else?Copy !req
573. No, just...Copy !req
574. I wish you would've said something.Copy !req
575. It doesn't mean anything.Copy !req
576. I feel so stupid. My mother's
stupid Lladro...Copy !req
577. and we have a housekeeper
three days a week?Copy !req
578. I don't care. I like you.Copy !req
579. Rubber Soul in mint condition.
This has gotta be worth, what?Copy !req
580. - You should've told me.
- And what would you have done if I did?Copy !req
581. I don't know, but if it wasn't such a
big deal, why didn't you say something?Copy !req
582. Jesus.Copy !req
583. What happened?Copy !req
584. It all went to shit. "The next vodka."Copy !req
585. So this is what you do?Copy !req
586. But you don't understand.
The money's gone.Copy !req
587. Can't you come and talk to me?Copy !req
588. I'm your friend.Copy !req
589. Suppose you hadn't been able to reach me,
and I go to your house and find you dead.Copy !req
590. How am I supposed to feel?Copy !req
591. Take the restaurant.Copy !req
592. I don't want the fucking restaurant.Copy !req
593. Then how am I gonna pay you back?Copy !req
594. $50,000, it'd take the rest of my life.Copy !req
595. It's $51,500, vig-wise, Artie...Copy !req
596. and technically, you already
missed a payment.Copy !req
597. All right, look, let's just...Copy !req
598. We'll wipe my tab at the restaurant.Copy !req
599. Thank you.Copy !req
600. Tony, that's what, $6,000?Copy !req
601. What about the rest of the money?Copy !req
602. I'll assume the guy's dead.Copy !req
603. - Collect the $50,000.
- Thank you.Copy !req
604. The cobwebs are now removed.Copy !req
605. What the fuck are you talking about?Copy !req
606. You saw this whole thing, didn't you?Copy !req
607. You knew exactly what was gonna happen.Copy !req
608. You can see 20 moves down the road.Copy !req
609. Please, I don't blame you, I envy you.Copy !req
610. It's like an instinct,
like a hawk sees a little mouse...Copy !req
611. moving around a cornfield,
from a mile up.Copy !req
612. You think it's my fault
you're fucking lying in here?Copy !req
613. It's just that
somebody mentions $50,000...Copy !req
614. to bankroll a French digestif,
and your mind...Copy !req
615. goes through all the permutations at,
like, internet speed and realizes:Copy !req
616. "Worst case scenario: I eat for free."Copy !req
617. You fucking suicide!Copy !req
618. - You're disgraceful!
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
619. No, fuck that!Copy !req
620. Does anybody else know
I loaned you the money?Copy !req
621. - Like who?
- I don't give a fuck who.Copy !req
622. Adriana, Father
Intintola, my wife, anybody?Copy !req
623. All right, you got mugged.Copy !req
624. Outside of your house,
it was a street crime, kids.Copy !req
625. They took your wallet and
your watch. Where are they?Copy !req
626. - Why?
- Come on.Copy !req
627. Why?Copy !req
628. You don't care what people think?Copy !req
629. I do! Enough people hate me.Copy !req
630. You fought back, they
ripped your earring outta your ear...Copy !req
631. you were bleeding, went inside the
house, you took pills for the pain...Copy !req
632. 'cause you'd have to wait at the
emergency room for a couple hours.Copy !req
633. They pumped my stomach.
They saw the Armagnac.Copy !req
634. You got fucking mugged!Copy !req
635. Do you understand me?
I didn't loan you shit.Copy !req
636. I had this dream.Copy !req
637. My grandfather's sitting at a table,
and in front of him is Steak Pizzaiola.Copy !req
638. And standing next to
him is my grandmother.Copy !req
639. And she's wearing a blue dress
and pouring him a glass of wine.Copy !req
640. And he says to me, "You see this?Copy !req
641. "if you got a good wife,
you're a millionaire."Copy !req
642. So the next day, I go over
Carmela's house for dinner with her family.Copy !req
643. And in front of me is Steak Pizzaiola.Copy !req
644. Before I could realize
the deja vu that was going on...Copy !req
645. Carmela's standing
next to me in a blue dress...Copy !req
646. pouring me a glass of soda.Copy !req
647. The next day, I bought the ring.Copy !req
648. That is so incredible, so romantic.Copy !req
649. She's a romantic one, this one.Copy !req
650. - She gonna clean my teeth for me.
- Really?Copy !req
651. I have to confess. You know, sometimes,
I find the dentist erotic.Copy !req
652. Brian, all night, I admire your suit.Copy !req
653. My man, Mr. Soprano, turned me on to it.Copy !req
654. Nice. Patsy?Copy !req
655. - I'd like to propose a toast to our host.
- Hear, hear.Copy !req
656. Tony, great tickets, great
meal, great wine...Copy !req
657. and for being a great guy, who
I'm proud to call a new friend.Copy !req
658. So he says I planned it all along...Copy !req
659. that I could see 20 steps
down the road how it was gonna go...Copy !req
660. and how he was gonna get screwed.Copy !req
661. Did you?Copy !req
662. - See it?
- I don't know.Copy !req
663. According to him, it's subconscious,
second nature.Copy !req
664. - But the accusation bothers you.
- Is that the kind of person I am?Copy !req
665. A hawk? That's an animal.Copy !req
666. As I understand it, you make a lot
of your living through usury.Copy !req
667. So why the pangs of
conscience this time?Copy !req
668. Do you think your reaction
would've been the same, if it all...Copy !req
669. your friend taking the
pills, all of it...Copy !req
670. hadn't happened a week or so after
you found out about Gloria?Copy !req
671. I'll tell you one thing. One suicide
is bad enough, but two?Copy !req
672. They can both go fuck themselves.Copy !req
673. I made a donation to the suicide
hotline in her name...Copy !req
674. and that's it.Copy !req
675. The projection screen in their media room
was as big as the small ones at AMC.Copy !req
676. I heard Mr. Pillsbury is some kind of
financial corporate wiz or something?Copy !req
677. - Dude, you're the Pillsbury dough boy.
- Shut up.Copy !req
678. Hey, A.J., how come your dad
doesn't have that Don Corleone money?Copy !req
679. I don't know.Copy !req