1. Who's a big boy?Copy !req
2. Lilac Personal Shopping.Copy !req
3. Hey, you.Copy !req
4. My cousin came through on
those day-spa certificates.Copy !req
5. Excellent. How's
outside Daffy's, at 11:00?Copy !req
6. Perfect.Copy !req
7. You want some lunch? I was
just gonna sit down to a tuna san.Copy !req
8. - Onions, in the morning?
- Actually, it's 2:00.Copy !req
9. I'm going out by the pool.Copy !req
10. What, Mom?Copy !req
11. You were gonna get up at
8:30 to be at TCBY Yogurt...Copy !req
12. when the manager got there.Copy !req
13. It's, like, five days till school
starts. Why get a job now?Copy !req
14. I don't know. A few textbooks
you could buy.Copy !req
15. Pairs of socks. Anything that
we don't have to supply.Copy !req
16. This thing about working
between now and start of classes...Copy !req
17. is about you being pissed 'cause I didn't
intern at the Paper Mill Playhouse.Copy !req
18. We bought you a car so you could
drive back and forth to your internship.Copy !req
19. You don't feel bad that
you didn't live up to the deal?Copy !req
20. Jesus, we've been
through this how many times?Copy !req
21. There was no stagecraft in what they
had me doing at the Playhouse.Copy !req
22. Xeroxing does not count
towards a drama minor internship.Copy !req
23. Did you call the drama department,
check that out?Copy !req
24. I didn't, so can we shitcan
the courtroom theatrics?Copy !req
25. Watch your mouth.Copy !req
26. Like I haven't been through
enough this year.Copy !req
27. 12 credits, 2 semesters in a row,
and I'm not entitled to a summer?Copy !req
28. You hardly...Copy !req
29. Hello?Copy !req
30. Are you kidding?Copy !req
31. Listen, can I call you back?Copy !req
32. You hardly broke a C, Meadow,
your entire second semester.Copy !req
33. Maybe you forgot my ex-boyfriend died?Copy !req
34. Your grades were going down while you
were still going out with Jackie.Copy !req
35. Great.Copy !req
36. Jesus, did you ever lose
a friend at my age?Copy !req
37. Did you ever have to grieve
when you were 19?Copy !req
38. Honey, you should've
been working this summer...Copy !req
39. to feel good about yourself...Copy !req
40. get your mind off Jackie,
instead of laying out by that pool.Copy !req
41. I read, Mom, out by that pool.
Probably half the canon.Copy !req
42. The great books? Western literature?
Dead white males?Copy !req
43. Who even in their reductionism...Copy !req
44. have quite interesting
things to say about death and loss.Copy !req
45. Maybe more interesting
than what you have to say.Copy !req
46. Is Mary Higgins
Clark a part of that group?Copy !req
47. 'Cause that's what I saw you reading
every time I passed by the pool.Copy !req
48. Hello?Copy !req
49. You're not surprised, are you?Copy !req
50. Come on, he's so totally duplicitous.Copy !req
51. He had the nerve to come
to the pub-crawl?Copy !req
52. Can I call you back?Copy !req
53. Are we done talking?Copy !req
54. Did you go on-line and register
for your classes?Copy !req
55. - I will.
- Just go.Copy !req
56. There's some guy in your
driveway with a ponytail.Copy !req
57. What is his story?Copy !req
58. - Hi, Mrs. Sop'.
- Hello, Misty.Copy !req
59. Fur', hi. He'll be down in a second.Copy !req
60. He's just changing. He was working
outside this morning.Copy !req
61. - Do you want some coffee?
- Sure.Copy !req
62. I'm gonna buy a house, you know?Copy !req
63. - I didn't. Where?
- Nutley.Copy !req
64. So you're gonna stay? You gonna
become a citizen, too?Copy !req
65. You don't need that.Copy !req
66. - How's it going, Ton'?
- Here at Peaceful Acres? Just swell.Copy !req
67. I don't got time for coffee.Copy !req
68. Drop me off at the mechanic's,
so I can pick up my car.Copy !req
69. Then I got an appointment,
and I'll drive myself, all right?Copy !req
70. Later.Copy !req
71. - Say goodbye to Mead' for me.
- Why don't you say goodbye yourself?Copy !req
72. I'll tell you what a gold
mine is, those Harry Potter books.Copy !req
73. That's 'cause it gives the other kids,
the 98-pound weaklings, some hope.Copy !req
74. Speaking of 98 pounds...Copy !req
75. I hear Ginny Sack's getting a 95-pound
mole taken off her ass.Copy !req
76. That's some guy's wife, come on!Copy !req
77. All right, gentlemen, I got to go.Copy !req
78. - Talk to Patsy.
- Happy birthday.Copy !req
79. - All right.
- So long.Copy !req
80. - See you, guys.
- See you, Ton'.Copy !req
81. Happy birthday, Al.Copy !req
82. I understand we got some
business to discuss.Copy !req
83. The floor is yours.Copy !req
84. Go on, tell him.Copy !req
85. I drove out to Youngstown
to see Uncle Paulie...Copy !req
86. and he was, I don't know...Copy !req
87. hoping you could
settle this shit with Ralph...Copy !req
88. and the no-show carpenter jobs.Copy !req
89. Ralph.Copy !req
90. Okay, for the record, I
had my guy go over the books.Copy !req
91. We can do maybe two carpenter
jobs, one no-show, one no-work.Copy !req
92. Two jobs. On a $300 million project?Copy !req
93. Come on. What's the real number?Copy !req
94. What? Am I speaking in tongues,
here? Two. Maybe I can do three.Copy !req
95. - My uncle's looking for at least 10.
- I'm talking, here.Copy !req
96. The guy's in the can.Copy !req
97. You think you want to
keep him happy, maybe?Copy !req
98. All right. Here it is.Copy !req
99. And this comes from...Copy !req
100. For the duration, you will
give Paulie five carpenter jobs...Copy !req
101. two no-shows
and three no-works.Copy !req
102. One of the no-shows, our friend
in Youngstown keeps...Copy !req
103. and one, he gives to Chrissy here.Copy !req
104. The others, the no-work
jobs, that's for Paulie...Copy !req
105. how he wants to distribute them.Copy !req
106. It is so decreed.Copy !req
107. - Now, if there isn't anything else?
- There is something else.Copy !req
108. With Paulie in the can,
there's a new acting capo of his crew.Copy !req
109. It's Chrissy.Copy !req
110. That's the way certain people want it...Copy !req
111. and we trust there will be no ill will.Copy !req
112. This is fucking great! I mean, I know
I'm just the acting, but still—Copy !req
113. It's a big responsibility.Copy !req
114. I got it covered.Copy !req
115. First thing I'm doing is
getting wings in my hair.Copy !req
116. You know, like Paulie.Copy !req
117. I'll talk to you later.Copy !req
118. See these crystal paperweights?Copy !req
119. Last year, I bought
the Christmas gifts...Copy !req
120. for the entire Jets front office.Copy !req
121. Over 600 of these, shaped
like footballs.Copy !req
122. - You ever get tickets?
- Lost the account.Copy !req
123. To better times.Copy !req
124. That's so adorable, with
the animals shaped like letters.Copy !req
125. - I know. If I ever have a baby...
- Yeah.Copy !req
126. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
127. Christopher talks about having
kids, once in a while.Copy !req
128. I don't know.Copy !req
129. - Where is our angry young man?
- Out with his friends, I guess.Copy !req
130. I used to date this one guy, Vinnie.Copy !req
131. He was more like a fuck buddy,
but he lived on Staten Island.Copy !req
132. I swear, we'd be in the middle of
doing it, and if his goddamn beeper went off...Copy !req
133. then he'd just leave.Copy !req
134. I think he was, like,
connected, or something.Copy !req
135. He used to carry a gun.Copy !req
136. It was probably just to protect himself.Copy !req
137. I mean Christopher does, too, sometimes.Copy !req
138. - When you're in a cash business—
- Stocks is a cash business?Copy !req
139. Can I tell you something?Copy !req
140. Sure.Copy !req
141. I don't think I can have kids.Copy !req
142. What? Why?Copy !req
143. I can't believe I'm telling you this.Copy !req
144. It's just that I
feel really close to you.Copy !req
145. A long time ago,
before Christopher even...Copy !req
146. I had an abortion.Copy !req
147. I didn't want to. I know it was wrong...Copy !req
148. but the guy was such an asshole,
it was really the best thing.Copy !req
149. Anyway, there were complications.Copy !req
150. My gynecologist says
that there's a good chance...Copy !req
151. I won't be able to hold a pregnancy.Copy !req
152. Oh, God, I can't
believe I'm telling you this.Copy !req
153. Christopher don't even know.
My own mother even.Copy !req
154. Sometimes it helps to talk.Copy !req
155. They can do incredible
things these days, Ade.Copy !req
156. When the time comes...Copy !req
157. I know a great ob-gyn that my
sister went to in the city.Copy !req
158. Really?Copy !req
159. You just show up without calling?
I thought you were going out.Copy !req
160. I'm a man of many mysteries.Copy !req
161. Danielle, this is
Christopher's friend, Paulie Germani.Copy !req
162. Hey, how you doing?Copy !req
163. You put this in the back of your
freezer, it'll take out any odors.Copy !req
164. Go on, buy her a drink somewhere.
I got to talk to my fiancée.Copy !req
165. - Some manners?
- I'll call you tomorrow.Copy !req
166. So what? You from around here?Copy !req
167. Something's wrong with that broad.Copy !req
168. - Something's wrong with you.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
169. Here's what's wrong with me.Copy !req
170. Holy shit!Copy !req
171. Oh, my God.Copy !req
172. - These diamonds—
- Harry Winston, baby.Copy !req
173. It's got more carats than Bugs Bunny.Copy !req
174. I had a great
conversation with Silvio today.Copy !req
175. What? Tell me.Copy !req
176. Let's just say that Carmela
ain't gonna be First Lady forever.Copy !req
177. Political
disagreement is often a catalyst...Copy !req
178. leading to violence in a world gone mad.Copy !req
179. Burning rage in Korea spilled
onto the street with deadly results.Copy !req
180. Check it out. Guy in the red jacket?Copy !req
181. In 10 seconds, that cop's
a fucking fireball.Copy !req
182. I don't think I want to see this.Copy !req
183. Janice!Copy !req
184. Fuck, it's my brother.Copy !req
185. I'm coming.Copy !req
186. What are you doing here?Copy !req
187. I was nearby, at Bacala's.
Figured I'd come by, say hello.Copy !req
188. Good.Copy !req
189. - How's he doing?
- He's fat.Copy !req
190. Faces of Death?Copy !req
191. What? Was The Sound
of Music already rented?Copy !req
192. It's research for
our Christian rock video...Copy !req
193. I'm coordinating
with the record release.Copy !req
194. That Tommy Mottola,
he's one slow motherfucker.Copy !req
195. - What's it been, about a year?
- Actually, we are not going with Sony.Copy !req
196. We're considering a smaller,
independent label.Copy !req
197. Naturally.Copy !req
198. Got any coffee?Copy !req
199. I may only have soymilk.Copy !req
200. What?Copy !req
201. What do you care?Copy !req
202. - It's none of your business, anyhow.
- Ralph Cifaretto?Copy !req
203. It's always fucking something with you.Copy !req
204. Why don't you stay out of other
people's living rooms?Copy !req
205. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
206. You look good. Better than last time.Copy !req
207. Ralph came through with those jobs.Copy !req
208. - What did Tony say?
- It was Tony made him do it.Copy !req
209. I wished Albert
"happy birthday" for you.Copy !req
210. Who's been to see my ma?Copy !req
211. I don't think anybody, Paulie.Copy !req
212. Chrissy says Tony
sent her some chocolates.Copy !req
213. Chrissy said T made a killing
in real estate, down Frelinghuysen.Copy !req
214. That assemblyman guy hyped him to it.Copy !req
215. Ralph told this
funny fucking joke, though...Copy !req
216. at Albert's party.Copy !req
217. He goes:Copy !req
218. "Ginny Sack had a 95-pound mole...Copy !req
219. "surgically taken off her ass."Copy !req
220. - He said that?
- Yeah.Copy !req
221. And you think it's funny?Copy !req
222. It's in bad taste?Copy !req
223. The fuck?Copy !req
224. That's not what I want.Copy !req
225. I want 50 T's, 50 reverse, got that?Copy !req
226. Guys.Copy !req
227. Pick up those ice-cream wrappers.Copy !req
228. If I were a carpenterCopy !req
229. and you were a douche bagCopy !req
230. What are you doing?Copy !req
231. Breaking my balls, what's it look like?Copy !req
232. I tell you, this no-show shit is tough.Copy !req
233. Deciding what not to wear to work,
what not to put in my lunchbox...Copy !req
234. You're breaking my heart.Copy !req
235. You should try
sitting here 10:30 to 3:00.Copy !req
236. You got Carson Avenue?Copy !req
237. You know that girl
the other night? Danielle?Copy !req
238. She's a piece of ass, but fucking rude.Copy !req
239. It's all here?Copy !req
240. You remember to put the spores in there?Copy !req
241. That's not funny.Copy !req
242. What the fuck's all that?Copy !req
243. Fiber-optic cable.
High-speed Internet access.Copy !req
244. Lot of money in this shit.Copy !req
245. The kid was supposed to get a
job this summer, an internship.Copy !req
246. Then it wasn't right for what
she was studying. Okay.Copy !req
247. That's one down.Copy !req
248. Then she was gonna be a hostess at Artie
Bucco's restaurant. I got her that.Copy !req
249. Then she couldn't work
Tuesdays and Thursdays...Copy !req
250. 'cause of her baby-sitting commitment,
and Artie didn't try to understand...Copy !req
251. so she left.Copy !req
252. Then the baby-sitting family
disappeared to Nantucket.Copy !req
253. Then something else
fell through, and then...Copy !req
254. So, she's regressing.Copy !req
255. She keeps it up,
she'll be back in the womb.Copy !req
256. Over the course of a child's life...Copy !req
257. there's a constant
moving away and coming back.Copy !req
258. Security versus freedom.Copy !req
259. But what I find interesting,
and that's if I hear you right...Copy !req
260. is that at the age of 19...Copy !req
261. she actually wants to
stay close to home.Copy !req
262. See, that's what I was gonna say.Copy !req
263. - She did have someone close die.
- Jackie.Copy !req
264. But she brings that up whenever you ask
her to clean up after herself, or whatever.Copy !req
265. That she's traumatized.Copy !req
266. He was shot to death.Copy !req
267. It's tragic, that kid.Copy !req
268. It was some kind of drug deal, you said.Copy !req
269. Exactly, all the earmarks.Copy !req
270. It's gotta be tough.Copy !req
271. Then again, they'd been broken up,
and he wasn't very nice to her.Copy !req
272. It may be a manipulation, in part.Copy !req
273. She's got a hard-on about Columbia.
"It's so competitive."Copy !req
274. But it doesn't mean that her
pain over Jackie's death isn't real.Copy !req
275. Has she said to you or
Carmela she's depressed?Copy !req
276. Come on with that shit.
She's gonna be all right.Copy !req
277. Maybe she should be on medication.Copy !req
278. And her anger is
focused on Carmela, not on you?Copy !req
279. I catch some shit.Copy !req
280. But me and Mead' were always close.
Even in that 15-year-old period, you know?Copy !req
281. When she could hardly stomach Carmela?Copy !req
282. You are the dad.Copy !req
283. The template for all future lovers.Copy !req
284. She loves me. I know that.Copy !req
285. Since she was a tiny baby.Copy !req
286. Might be helpful if she saw someone.Copy !req
287. Dr. Wendi Kobler.Copy !req
288. She's an adolescent psychologist
and an educational consultant.Copy !req
289. What do you mean?Copy !req
290. Talk about private family stuff,
like I do here, with you?Copy !req
291. Yes.Copy !req
292. Like you said, she's
going back to school...Copy !req
293. she's gonna be with her
college pals, back to the grindstone.Copy !req
294. That's all good shit.Copy !req
295. I thought you had
final registration today.Copy !req
296. Technically, drop-and-add
goes on for the next three weeks.Copy !req
297. Still, shouldn't you register
for the classes you know you want...Copy !req
298. so you don't lose them?Copy !req
299. Look...Copy !req
300. - I decided to take a year off.
- You what?Copy !req
301. And do what, loaf around the house?Copy !req
302. Actually, I'm going
to Europe with Misty.Copy !req
303. What are you talking about?Copy !req
304. Look, Mom, I'm just not ready.Copy !req
305. If I go back now, I'll have
to start meeting with advisors...Copy !req
306. who'll at least want me to
temporarily declare a major...Copy !req
307. or independent course of study.Copy !req
308. I'll have that to deal with.Copy !req
309. And obviously you
don't want me around here.Copy !req
310. That is not what I said at all.Copy !req
311. You think I don't want you here?Copy !req
312. She knows what I fucking make.
Who am l? Bill Gates?Copy !req
313. I already support the kids.Copy !req
314. You're a bartender. You're
supposed to be listening to my problems.Copy !req
315. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
316. - What's up?
- You tell me.Copy !req
317. Got a call from Jack Massarone.
Massarone Construction?Copy !req
318. A very angry call.Copy !req
319. The M80 in the porta-pot.
I told Benny—Copy !req
320. Don't fuck with me on this.Copy !req
321. - The fiber-optic shit.
- You knew it would be boosted?Copy !req
322. No. Yeah. I mean,
Patsy mentioned something—Copy !req
323. Jesus Christ, if I wanted
Patsy in charge...Copy !req
324. Use your fucking head, Christopher.Copy !req
325. I'm sorry, T, I thought I was.Copy !req
326. By drawing heat to a $250 million job?Copy !req
327. Think. The big fucking picture.Copy !req
328. Aren't they insured?Copy !req
329. She's nice, Janice, you know?Copy !req
330. - Not my usual type, but...
- Her hair, it's pretty.Copy !req
331. Pre-Raphaelite, they call
it. With the curls.Copy !req
332. Nothing but net, motherfucker.Copy !req
333. She does have an earthy quality,
you got to give her that.Copy !req
334. It's those big tits.Copy !req
335. No disrespect.Copy !req
336. And, of course, there's
the issue of her family.Copy !req
337. Making her happy wouldn't be the worst
thing in the world for my career.Copy !req
338. Game.Copy !req
339. Where you going?Copy !req
340. Come on. I'm tired.Copy !req
341. Come on. One more.Copy !req
342. Come on, a little fucking defense.Copy !req
343. Hook shot.Copy !req
344. Thank God.Copy !req
345. Where is the number of
the therapist Melfi gave you?Copy !req
346. Why? What happened?Copy !req
347. She's going to Europe, your daughter.Copy !req
348. She's dropping out of school, going
all over the place on a Eurail Pass.Copy !req
349. - What is she, fucking kidding?
- Apparently not.Copy !req
350. Her passport from our Christmas
in the Bahamas is still valid.Copy !req
351. - Where is she?
- I don't know. Down the shore.Copy !req
352. I suppose all these
parties she goes to...Copy !req
353. they're all memorials for
Jackie Junior, right?Copy !req
354. Please, with the yelling.Copy !req
355. - You still on-line?
- As a matter of fact, I am!Copy !req
356. What the fuck's in Europe?Copy !req
357. Experience.Copy !req
358. Real life. Art.Copy !req
359. I knew all this constant
harping on art was gonna cause trouble.Copy !req
360. Gonna work in publicity or something.Copy !req
361. Some friend of Misty's is
making a movie in Denmark.Copy !req
362. I think we should call that therapist.Copy !req
363. She's going back to school.
They got counselors there.Copy !req
364. Better ones, Ivy League ones.Copy !req
365. No fucking way she's going to Europe.Copy !req
366. Fine.Copy !req
367. Maybe they don't have to talk.Copy !req
368. Maybe they're the kind of couple
that doesn't have to talk constantly.Copy !req
369. One beer left?Copy !req
370. Danielle was over. We had pizza.Copy !req
371. I figured out what's wrong with that
broad, and it's some bad shit.Copy !req
372. What's the matter, baby? Tony again?Copy !req
373. I owe this guy a lot, but he's
a fucking jerk sometimes.Copy !req
374. Like he never heard of a learning curve.Copy !req
375. You know what?Copy !req
376. I'm gonna get high.Copy !req
377. I thought you were gonna stop using
junk 'cause of your new job.Copy !req
378. I am.Copy !req
379. This is my goodbye party with heroin.Copy !req
380. You want to do a hit?Copy !req
381. I don't know. I did some
blow at the club.Copy !req
382. It's funny with Tony.Copy !req
383. It's like Danielle was saying, how we
send food to the poorer countries.Copy !req
384. No good deed goes unpunished.Copy !req
385. What is it with you and this girl?Copy !req
386. - What? I can't have friends?
- You're amazing, you know that?Copy !req
387. With all your intelligence,
you never see the big picture.Copy !req
388. - You met her where?
- At the mall. So?Copy !req
389. Think, Adriana.Copy !req
390. Girl like that. Ass like that.Copy !req
391. She don't have a boyfriend,
she don't like Paulie.Copy !req
392. - Like he's Jude Law.
- Whatever.Copy !req
393. Are you that fucking blind?Copy !req
394. She's a dyke.Copy !req
395. You think?Copy !req
396. Use your head. It's a $250 million job.Copy !req
397. - My head? It was your idea.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
398. When the kid there, Vito, told
you how expensive the shit was...Copy !req
399. I don't know, you gave me a look.Copy !req
400. A look?Copy !req
401. So now you're a fucking mind reader?Copy !req
402. It won't happen again.Copy !req
403. Stop now, it'll be that
much harder to get back on track.Copy !req
404. Your mother's right.Copy !req
405. Just out of curiosity, what are
you planning on using for money?Copy !req
406. Cheap Tickets is running a sale.Copy !req
407. I can cash in the bonds Nana gave me,
and most likely I'll be working.Copy !req
408. Some student film.Copy !req
409. It's not a student film.
It's a feature on DVCAM.Copy !req
410. Alvar hangs out with Dogme.
He got honorable mention...Copy !req
411. at the Winnipeg Film
Festival last year, for his short.Copy !req
412. Forget money. What about security?Copy !req
413. You think traipsing around Europe's
a smart move these days?Copy !req
414. Like Europe's any less safe than here?Copy !req
415. Look, you don't seem to get it.Copy !req
416. I keep having images of Jackie Aprile
lying in a pool of his own blood...Copy !req
417. in some street somewhere.Copy !req
418. So what? French discos drive
away all sad thoughts?Copy !req
419. What, Mom, you've never heard of
the restorative nature of travel?Copy !req
420. Read Henry James.Copy !req
421. Why does every college have junior year
abroad if there isn't a need for it?Copy !req
422. Then why don't you wait for junior
year? It's eight months.Copy !req
423. 'Cause I need it now.Copy !req
424. You want to go to Europe? Go.Copy !req
425. Clear your head. Run with the bulls.Copy !req
426. Do whatever it is the hell
they do over there.Copy !req
427. Thank you. I will.Copy !req
428. Don't you think she
should talk to someone first?Copy !req
429. A counselor, maybe?Copy !req
430. Maybe the college of
hard knocks is what she needs.Copy !req
431. Let's see how she likes it
when a gypsy lifts her wallet.Copy !req
432. Or learn you can't work
without a permit...Copy !req
433. which the French hang
on to like their balls.Copy !req
434. Thank you for that united front.Copy !req
435. The more we object, the more
she'll want to go. You know her.Copy !req
436. She's going. I don't
understand you, with this flip-flop.Copy !req
437. She'll meet other boys.Copy !req
438. Maybe an Italian boy, an actual Italian
one. Jackie'll stop playing a big part—Copy !req
439. - You would want her married to a foreigner?
- Married, no! Jesus!Copy !req
440. Although, look at Furio.
What's so bad about him?Copy !req
441. You do what you want...Copy !req
442. but I am not gonna stand idle
while she throws her education away.Copy !req
443. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
444. She's not gonna take this drastic step
without talking to someone first.Copy !req
445. Come on.Copy !req
446. Dr. Melfi's person is
an educational consultant.Copy !req
447. Maybe she can explain to
her how dropping out now...Copy !req
448. is not going to look at all
good to medical schools.Copy !req
449. We could use an ally here...Copy !req
450. some adult, besides us, to toe the line
for accountability and responsibility.Copy !req
451. So maybe you go on an anti-depressant
to tide you over.Copy !req
452. You're not paying for it.Copy !req
453. I don't know. Maybe.Copy !req
454. Anyway, it was
supposed to be his funeral.Copy !req
455. Jack's?Copy !req
456. And they all stood around...Copy !req
457. drinking and blubbering...Copy !req
458. at these egregious,
saccharine, fucking Italian ballads.Copy !req
459. It was revolting.Copy !req
460. After I left the
restaurant, I actually vomited.Copy !req
461. - You were drinking.
- Smoked a joint with my friends, too.Copy !req
462. That's okay.Copy !req
463. As long as you
didn't deliberately purge.Copy !req
464. When I asked you earlier
what Dad does for a living...Copy !req
465. you said:Copy !req
466. "Waste management, wink, wink."
What does "wink, wink" mean?Copy !req
467. Okay.Copy !req
468. He's like...Copy !req
469. You know?Copy !req
470. You mentioned Jack's father
was in the mafia.Copy !req
471. I didn't realize your dad was, too.Copy !req
472. There's no such thing as the mafia.Copy !req
473. I said Jackie's dad was a loan shark.Copy !req
474. How did Dad react when he
heard Jack had been killed?Copy !req
475. He was pretty upset.Copy !req
476. He used to tell Jackie all the time,
"Don't get involved. Stay in school."Copy !req
477. "Get involved"?Copy !req
478. With what?Copy !req
479. Drugs.Copy !req
480. Right.Copy !req
481. The "X"?Copy !req
482. So, Dad was a
positive force in Jack's life.Copy !req
483. Jackie.Copy !req
484. Yeah.Copy !req
485. You don't like talking
much about Dad, do you?Copy !req
486. He doesn't bother me.Copy !req
487. I'm gonna ask you a question about Dad.Copy !req
488. This may be very painful for you.Copy !req
489. Did Dad ever molest you?Copy !req
490. - No.
- I don't tell them what we discuss.Copy !req
491. I don't think so.Copy !req
492. - What about Mom?
- God, no!Copy !req
493. Unless you consider obsessing about my
fucking GPA an assault, which I do.Copy !req
494. She has to learn that education
is a lifelong process.Copy !req
495. That's what I told them.Copy !req
496. A college degree is a nice thing, sure,
but not at the sake of emotional well-being.Copy !req
497. That's exactly what I said.Copy !req
498. Perhaps they should examine their own
needs to have you stay in school.Copy !req
499. Blow off their self-esteem issues.Copy !req
500. So, you book on Columbia, you can
come back when you're ready.Copy !req
501. Or I could write you a letter
to the University of Barcelona.Copy !req
502. It's a hot school.Copy !req
503. I'm on a consultancy there.Copy !req
504. - Busy out there?
- Bachelor party.Copy !req
505. Some asshole just slipped
on a lime wedge.Copy !req
506. I was talking to Patsy.Copy !req
507. Sounds like Chrissy's got a little
Napoleon thing going on.Copy !req
508. Yeah?Copy !req
509. - Good.
- Right.Copy !req
510. Of course. Nobody's denying
his leadership abilities.Copy !req
511. So, what's the problem?Copy !req
512. It's just... I don't know.Copy !req
513. Patsy feels bad,
maybe he was passed over.Copy !req
514. What the fuck do you care?Copy !req
515. Last year, you were pushing
me to take him out.Copy !req
516. I'm just saying, with
the change of rank and all...Copy !req
517. maybe he feels...Copy !req
518. marginalized.Copy !req
519. Marginalized?Copy !req
520. What the fuck does that even mean?Copy !req
521. I like your pants. Leather?Copy !req
522. Yeah. I got them at Bebe.Copy !req
523. Fucking packed tonight!Copy !req
524. Let's celebrate.Copy !req
525. No, thanks. I'm gonna stick
with the champagne.Copy !req
526. It's primo shit, Danny.
We got an awesome connection.Copy !req
527. It's okay.Copy !req
528. So, I was thinking, right?Copy !req
529. What we do is start our own group.Copy !req
530. I'll be the singer,
and you two can back me up.Copy !req
531. - Please.
- Right.Copy !req
532. What? It's so hard to rap?Copy !req
533. My bitch, my ho, my ho
My bitch, my bitch, bitchCopy !req
534. - What? It's a joke?
- Stop!Copy !req
535. - You don't wanna back me up?
- Stop!Copy !req
536. God.Copy !req
537. - That's gorgeous.
- Isn't it?Copy !req
538. - Christopher gave it to me.
- You like it, baby?Copy !req
539. - What are you doing?
- What?Copy !req
540. I'm gonna go.Copy !req
541. What? Hang out. What's the matter?Copy !req
542. I'll call you tomorrow.Copy !req
543. You piece of fucking shit!Copy !req
544. - What the fuck?
- I saw what you did. What'd you think?Copy !req
545. You were gonna fuck the two of us?
You and those fucking videos!Copy !req
546. She came onto me!Copy !req
547. She took my hand, she was
rubbing it on herself.Copy !req
548. - Bullshit!
- How about right before you came over?Copy !req
549. She was telling me
where she buys her pants.Copy !req
550. Her fucking underwear and shit.
Fucking Bebe's, like I give a fuck.Copy !req
551. - I thought you said she was gay.
- Who knows what her problem is?Copy !req
552. Broad like her will fuck a snake.Copy !req
553. Use your head.Copy !req
554. What do I want with
that skank, when I got you?Copy !req
555. You were saying she had a nice ass.Copy !req
556. I was trying to say something positive,
'cause she's your friend.Copy !req
557. Come here.Copy !req
558. What have I been telling you
about this pucchiachia?Copy !req
559. She's trying to fuck us up, Adriana.Copy !req
560. And what we have is
stronger than any of that shit.Copy !req
561. I'm sorry.Copy !req
562. Son of a fucking bitch.Copy !req
563. What happened to the Krazy Glue?Copy !req
564. Somebody left the top off. Dried out.Copy !req
565. - What'd you want?
- Nothing, really.Copy !req
566. You should see the
floor tiles, though...Copy !req
567. that got delivered to the job site.Copy !req
568. - Mexican travertine.
- Johnny Sposato will take that shit.Copy !req
569. No more dipping at the job,
according to fucking Alfalfa.Copy !req
570. But the order comes down from Tony.Copy !req
571. - Go ahead.
- What?Copy !req
572. Knock off the tile?Copy !req
573. - Tony says no.
- I got your back.Copy !req
574. Tony will be fine with it.Copy !req
575. The rotor on the washing machine broke.
Carm said I could use yours.Copy !req
576. Clean out the filter
this time. Disgusting.Copy !req
577. So, how's your love life?Copy !req
578. Why don't you mind
your goddamn business?Copy !req
579. It feels like it is my business...Copy !req
580. considering I had to haul your last
boyfriend out of your kitchen in a Hefty bag.Copy !req
581. You're a miserable fuck, you know that?Copy !req
582. - You're just like Ma.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
583. Really.Copy !req
584. With your condescension
and your sabotage.Copy !req
585. For your
information, Ralph is a great guy.Copy !req
586. Trust me, I got more information
than I need about him.Copy !req
587. It's always something.Copy !req
588. Are you threatened by the fact
that he has a sense of style?Copy !req
589. - A sense of style?
- Ralph Lauren, Collegiate?Copy !req
590. Let me ask you a question. Do I
know this guy better than you?Copy !req
591. 'Cause I'm telling
you he's no fucking good.Copy !req
592. My happiness really
drives you crazy, doesn't it?Copy !req
593. This reorganization of the Bureau
could be good for both of us.Copy !req
594. - Lilac Personal Shopping.
- Five fucking messages, Danielle?Copy !req
595. Can't you take a hint?Copy !req
596. Stop fucking calling here.Copy !req
597. - Sweetie, don't be like that.
- "Sweetie, " bullshit.Copy !req
598. - You're lucky I don't rip your ass.
- I thought we were friends.Copy !req
599. Did you take his hand
off your leg? Did you?Copy !req
600. - I tried.
- Bullshit!Copy !req
601. Don't ever fucking call me anymore.Copy !req
602. Four fucking months of work.Copy !req
603. Maybe if we let her cool off.Copy !req
604. She thinks I tried to seduce
her fiancé, Dwight.Copy !req
605. - Little shitbag that he is.
- What now?Copy !req
606. Do we set someone else up?Copy !req
607. And waste another five
months getting in close?Copy !req
608. Her guard will be up anyway.Copy !req
609. I think we should consider
the undercover-op a dead issue.Copy !req
610. Let's just bring her in, straight up.Copy !req
611. Still, in all, good work, Ciccerone.Copy !req
612. Right. Thanks.Copy !req
613. You know what the problem is, right?Copy !req
614. She gave Moltisanti a hard-on.Copy !req
615. So, what do we do? Hire only schifosas?Copy !req
616. You know, I had a dream about
her the other night.Copy !req
617. This boring cocksucker.Copy !req
618. Jehovah's Witnesses
are more interesting.Copy !req
619. Jack! How's your balls?
What are you doing here?Copy !req
620. I got a foursome
with some city engineers.Copy !req
621. - You got a sec?
- Sure.Copy !req
622. Artie Bucco, Jack Massarone.Copy !req
623. Sure, you been in my restaurant.Copy !req
624. - Problem with the stracciatelle, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
625. Come on.Copy !req
626. It's all right.Copy !req
627. Listen, I don't mean to be a
pest, but some of your guys—Copy !req
628. - I told you I'd take care of that.
- This is not the fiber-optics.Copy !req
629. I'm talking about the floor tiles.Copy !req
630. - What floor tiles?
- Last night, somebody hijacked a trailer.Copy !req
631. The truck crushed a shed
on its way out, too.Copy !req
632. My mother's expecting us.Copy !req
633. Look what the cat dragged in.Copy !req
634. Fucking greedy cocksucker!Copy !req
635. You had to come back for more?
Fucking floor tiles, now!Copy !req
636. - You little fucking prick!
- Come on.Copy !req
637. - Relax, fellas!
- Mind your own fucking business.Copy !req
638. What'd I say?Copy !req
639. I distinctly told you to
lay off this fucking job!Copy !req
640. Talk to Silvio! He gave the
order, you stupid fuck!Copy !req
641. What'd you call me?Copy !req
642. That's right.Copy !req
643. Little fucking tough guy? You bastard.Copy !req
644. You work for me, not fucking Silvio.
I told you to knock it off.Copy !req
645. - I'm calling the police.
- Don't think I forgot...Copy !req
646. about you going through my
fiancée's underwear drawer.Copy !req
647. - That wasn't me, you fucking jerk.
- We'll see.Copy !req
648. Who the fuck are you?Copy !req
649. Ralph Bunche, over here?Copy !req
650. You motherfucker!Copy !req
651. Oh, my God.Copy !req
652. - Let me go!
- Let's just get outta here.Copy !req
653. Get him to the fucking hospital.
Make sure he keeps his mouth shut.Copy !req
654. Keep your fucking mouth shut!Copy !req
655. Keep your fucking mouth shut!Copy !req
656. Right, he's the one.Copy !req
657. I never said they shouldn't get engaged.Copy !req
658. Mom?Copy !req
659. Can I have a tuna san?Copy !req
660. - Hang up that phone, please.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
661. Can I call you back?Copy !req
662. - Did you go to see Dr. Kobler?
- Yeah.Copy !req
663. What did you talk about?Copy !req
664. She said I don't have to tell
you or Dad. It's confidential.Copy !req
665. This is what we pay $200 for?Copy !req
666. It was your idea. I only saw her
out of a gesture of goodwill.Copy !req
667. I don't know what you're so upset about.Copy !req
668. It's my right to go to Europe.
That's what she said.Copy !req
669. I don't care what she said.
She's totally irresponsible.Copy !req
670. What?Copy !req
671. The therapist told her it is
her right to go to Europe.Copy !req
672. She actually thinks this is a good idea?Copy !req
673. She said it's no big deal. I can pick
up my education wherever, whenever.Copy !req
674. Really?Copy !req
675. Wendi said she can get me into school
in Barcelona if I decide to stay.Copy !req
676. - Who's Wendi?
- Dr. Wendi Kobler.Copy !req
677. Barcelona.Copy !req
678. I could take Melfi's head and
crush it like a fucking walnut.Copy !req
679. I feel battered.Copy !req
680. I've gotta get to the salon.Copy !req
681. Did you tell Wendi that you
didn't work all summer?Copy !req
682. Wait, you're right.Copy !req
683. I forgot to mention the pivotal role
of the work ethic in this family.Copy !req
684. - You can lose that smart mouth right now.
- Or what?Copy !req
685. What is this, Afghanistan?Copy !req
686. I'm over 18 now, I'm a grown woman. I
can go where I want and do what I want.Copy !req
687. All right, Jesus, God, we know that!
Is that your only point here?Copy !req
688. Because just getting what you
want is for babies, not adults.Copy !req
689. It may interest you to know she thinks
I should probably be on Prozac.Copy !req
690. - She does?
- She said that?Copy !req
691. Jackie was murdered. I know you think...Copy !req
692. it's nothing screaming my head off
at the Columbia-Army game wouldn't cure.Copy !req
693. - That is so unfair.
- All right, look.Copy !req
694. I've been thinking about this.Copy !req
695. Now, you're a smart girl. The
right move for you is to wait.Copy !req
696. Just till next year, maybe.Copy !req
697. You know what I don't understand, Dad?Copy !req
698. - You were all in favor of me going.
- Your mother doesn't want it.Copy !req
699. Wow.Copy !req
700. Listen to Mr. Mob Boss.Copy !req
701. What did you call me?Copy !req
702. All this fucking
pussyfooting around. Years now?Copy !req
703. - Why don't we just get it all out there?
- Shut up.Copy !req
704. You got something you wanna say to me?Copy !req
705. - What do you mean?
- What do I mean?Copy !req
706. What do you mean? All these innuendoes.Copy !req
707. You inferring I
didn't do everything I could...Copy !req
708. to keep that kid
from fucking himself up?Copy !req
709. That, knowing him and his family...Copy !req
710. that I didn't try to be a
better dad to him than his own dad?Copy !req
711. God rest his soul. That I
didn't try to protect Jackie Junior?Copy !req
712. That I didn't smack him around,
'cause I was so frustrated?Copy !req
713. Is that what you're trying to tell me?Copy !req
714. I'm through telling people you
help with environmental cleanup.Copy !req
715. That's not what I asked you.Copy !req
716. Like you could talk honestly
for three fucking seconds.Copy !req
717. You try me!Copy !req
718. I've made my plans, I'm going to Europe,
and I'm getting the fuck out of here!Copy !req
719. - You been told no!
- Watch me!Copy !req
720. Don't do it! I'm
warning you, do not do it!Copy !req
721. Do it for Mommy.Copy !req
722. That's a good girl.Copy !req
723. Special agent Dwight Harris, FBI.Copy !req
724. I believe you two have already met.Copy !req
725. Holy fucking shit!Copy !req
726. Don't make a scene. You
don't want to attract attention.Copy !req
727. - You're in the fucking FBI?
- We need to talk, Ade.Copy !req
728. It'll only take a half hour, and I assure
you, it's in your best interest.Copy !req
729. Come with us, please.Copy !req
730. - My dog.
- It's okay.Copy !req
731. Just take her with you.Copy !req
732. Am I under arrest?Copy !req
733. Not at this time, but that
can all change momentarily.Copy !req
734. That's a search warrant. Your office,
your club, your cocaine.Copy !req
735. - It's not my cocaine.
- Really?Copy !req
736. - That's not what I have you saying on tape.
- You were taping me?Copy !req
737. If I were you, I'd put aside
my hurt feelings for a while.Copy !req
738. I told you shit in confidence that
had nothing to do with any of this shit!Copy !req
739. Things that I never told no one.Copy !req
740. We're offering you a way out.Copy !req
741. A chance to save your life
and Christopher's life.Copy !req
742. You don't give a fuck about us!Copy !req
743. You and your fucking ob-gyn doctor.Copy !req
744. You wanted me and Christopher...Copy !req
745. to stay together long enough
so you could find shit out.Copy !req
746. We understand your fiancé
is moving up in the world...Copy !req
747. or down, as the case may be.Copy !req
748. Problems at the Esplanade
construction site?Copy !req
749. Oh, my God.Copy !req
750. We're not asking you to wear a wire.
We're not asking you to testify.Copy !req
751. We just want information.Copy !req
752. Is your name even Danielle?Copy !req
753. What if I say no?Copy !req
754. If you say no, you'll
be placed under arrest...Copy !req
755. and charged with possession
and intent to distribute cocaine...Copy !req
756. a charge that carries with it a penalty
of up to 25 years in prison.Copy !req
757. Oh, my God.Copy !req
758. After you make bail, you
can explain to Tony Soprano...Copy !req
759. why you brought an undercover federal
agent into his home during Sunday dinner.Copy !req
760. - My God.
- We'll probably never hear about it though.Copy !req
761. Chances are you and Christopher
will just disappear.Copy !req
762. Get the wastebasket.Copy !req
763. Come on.Copy !req
764. I left three messages. Are you okay?Copy !req
765. You look like shit.Copy !req
766. I didn't sleep too good.Copy !req
767. It's Meadow.Copy !req
768. I don't know. We think maybe
she ran off to Europe.Copy !req
769. Europe?Copy !req
770. - So, you got a minute?
- Who's that?Copy !req
771. Nobody, go back to sleep.Copy !req
772. How you doing, hon?Copy !req
773. This floor tile shit...Copy !req
774. misunderstanding.Copy !req
775. It's a huge job.Copy !req
776. A lot of money at stake.Copy !req
777. You of all people should know that.Copy !req
778. What? Are you mad at me now?Copy !req
779. You're getting to be a very
strange man in your old age, you know that?Copy !req
780. What?Copy !req
781. I'm just asking.Copy !req
782. Is it a hanging offense, or not?Copy !req
783. Did you deliberately disobey me?Copy !req
784. Of course not.Copy !req
785. 'Cause Patsy says you gave the okay.Copy !req
786. This is after Chrissy talked to him.Copy !req
787. Timeline got fucked up.Copy !req
788. - We go back a long way.
- Indeed we do.Copy !req
789. If in any way you feel like...Copy !req
790. Chrissy usurped you or anything
like that, and you're trying to read me...Copy !req
791. - That's not how it is.
- Fine.Copy !req
792. Whole thing, misunderstanding.Copy !req
793. Truckload of floor tiles.Copy !req
794. You should be looking at what, $30,000?Copy !req
795. Should be about $2,000 there.
I'll have the rest for you later.Copy !req
796. I know you will.Copy !req
797. What? You catch some shrapnel?Copy !req
798. "Intro to Social Theory" is...Copy !req
799. Sorry, it's closed out.Copy !req
800. You're cutting it a little close
for most of the popular classes.Copy !req
801. - What about this one?
- 09531?Copy !req
802. It's your lucky day.Copy !req
803. I've been thinking, and if you want...Copy !req
804. we can talk to your cousin Brian
about the estate planning.Copy !req
805. Listen to him, now.
What? Do you feel guilty?Copy !req
806. You have nothing to feel guilty about.Copy !req
807. It's me she blames.Copy !req
808. What for?Copy !req