1. I told you, you didn't have to come.Copy !req
2. Yeah, let you drive yourself
when you look this bad?Copy !req
3. Yeah?Copy !req
4. He's out.Copy !req
5. He looks good.Copy !req
6. - Talk to him. Get a sense.
- Okay.Copy !req
7. Your cousin's out of rehab. Looks good.Copy !req
8. Okay, I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
9. Lyme titers, sed rate...Copy !req
10. inconclusive.Copy !req
11. Score one for the Italians.Copy !req
12. - You don't have lupus.
- Thank God for that.Copy !req
13. Think we might be looking
at a viral syndrome...Copy !req
14. maybe mono.Copy !req
15. - Oh, God.
- How's your emotional level?Copy !req
16. Stress off the charts
lately? Like all of us?Copy !req
17. - What do you mean?
- Death, major change of any kind?Copy !req
18. No, just the usual.
One day runs into the next.Copy !req
19. Stay on the Advil. Your temperature
goes up, you call me.Copy !req
20. You know, it's amazing.Copy !req
21. I got a relative
who's got a heroin problem.Copy !req
22. The people that need drugs, all
they can get is shit like Advil.Copy !req
23. Thank you for coming.Copy !req
24. That was Grove Street.Copy !req
25. I gotta make a stop down in Sea Bright.Copy !req
26. - I don't feel well.
- You get some sea air.Copy !req
27. - We'll go to Barr's. You won't have to cook.
- Goddamn it.Copy !req
28. Yeah, I really want lobster.Copy !req
29. The student loan people called.Copy !req
30. We're late with
Allegra's nursing school payment.Copy !req
31. - Where you going?
- Nordstrom's. They're having a sale.Copy !req
32. Sallie Mae calls, and your response
to that is to go shopping?Copy !req
33. It's a sale, John. I need
clothes for Italy.Copy !req
34. - We're still going, aren't we?
- Might be time for a little belt-tightening.Copy !req
35. The bottom line is I'll be losing money
if the Esplanade is shut down.Copy !req
36. We should try to go. I spoke
to Nicole Lupertazzi.Copy !req
37. When she and Little Carmine stayed
at the Hassler last year, he loved it.Copy !req
38. That's good for Little Carmine, then.Copy !req
39. His fucking wallet isn't tied to the
goddamned Esplanade, god damn it!Copy !req
40. John, why are you yelling at me?Copy !req
41. John, what'd I do?Copy !req
42. Me to know, you to find out.Copy !req
43. So, what do you think, Mel?
Don't see no dry rot.Copy !req
44. Mrs. Soprano, Virginia Lupo,
RE/MAX Community Realty.Copy !req
45. Hi.Copy !req
46. That's right. It's even got a name.Copy !req
47. - Where did this come from?
- That's if we can get it.Copy !req
48. This is a huge amount of money.Copy !req
49. And your
construction project shut down...Copy !req
50. That can't last
forever. It's for the family.Copy !req
51. As the kids get older, it gets
harder to keep us all together...Copy !req
52. but this is a draw.Copy !req
53. Bring friends down,
have big cookouts, jet ski.Copy !req
54. And for us, too, though.Copy !req
55. When we were piss poor...Copy !req
56. this was the biggest
caviar wish we could come up with.Copy !req
57. Kind of reminds you of the
Kennedy compound, don't it?Copy !req
58. Can I ask you why they're selling?
My husband said, "if we can get it."Copy !req
59. Well, there is a buyer already.Copy !req
60. In fact, the house is sold.Copy !req
61. But there's a chance that these buyers
won't qualify for financing.Copy !req
62. And I know the owner, Alan.Copy !req
63. He lives just next
door, here. He's an attorney.Copy !req
64. If you're offering cash, I
thought you should at least see the place.Copy !req
65. So, it's not really for sale.Copy !req
66. It's just as well,
because we couldn't swing this.Copy !req
67. There's Al!Copy !req
68. The jury has
claimed they are deadlocked.Copy !req
69. However, I'm inclined
to agree with prosecution.Copy !req
70. I'm going to give them
additional time to reach a verdict.Copy !req
71. We should've had a hung jury mistrial.
Object, for Christ's sake!Copy !req
72. Allen charge. It has to play out.Copy !req
73. Ladies and gentlemen,
you've communicated that you feel...Copy !req
74. that you're unable to come to
a unanimous verdict in this case.Copy !req
75. Now, I know that you've been at it
for a while, and it can be frustrating.Copy !req
76. But we've all spent a lot
of time on this trial.Copy !req
77. And being as I have no
reason to believe that another jury...Copy !req
78. with the same evidence would
be better able to reach a verdict...Copy !req
79. I'm going to ask you to go back
in there and reason with each other...Copy !req
80. and apply the law...Copy !req
81. and come back in here with a verdict.Copy !req
82. If not, I wanna move on.Copy !req
83. Here.Copy !req
84. Did somebody check the order,
make sure we got everything this time?Copy !req
85. Yes.Copy !req
86. Well, keep me posted.Copy !req
87. Dinner's served!Copy !req
88. - Get any sleep?
- Couldn't.Copy !req
89. We have absolutely no business
getting into something like that house...Copy !req
90. with A.J. two years away from college.Copy !req
91. That was Virginia Lupo on the phone.
She hasn't heard from the owner.Copy !req
92. I guess that deal's gonna go through.Copy !req
93. I wonder who they are.Copy !req
94. Motherfucking,
goddamn orange-peel beef!Copy !req
95. Call them up.Copy !req
96. You got me plain soup, right?Copy !req
97. We'll be finished eating the
rest before he gets back.Copy !req
98. Go through the order while
they're still here.Copy !req
99. What good does that do? He's
still gotta get it and come back again.Copy !req
100. - What happened?
- They left out part of the order.Copy !req
101. - Call them up.
- Sit down and eat.Copy !req
102. I guess some things
just weren't meant to be.Copy !req
103. What are we talking about?Copy !req
104. I was thinking of buying your mother
a house down on the shore.Copy !req
105. Wouldn't you want to be outdoors?Copy !req
106. Forget that. You're fined
$3 for the F-word.Copy !req
107. I heard Dad say "mother-F"
when I was coming down the stairs.Copy !req
108. He's fined, too. We're gonna
make this policy work.Copy !req
109. It's too late.Copy !req
110. What's going on?Copy !req
111. You know, it does seem like a
good value, even at that price.Copy !req
112. Waterfront property, in that area.Copy !req
113. We probably wouldn't
get hurt, as an investment.Copy !req
114. You're the one that took
real estate classes.Copy !req
115. Didn't you say that a person
shouldn't look at a house as an investment?Copy !req
116. I know you. If you don't get
the place, you'll sulk.Copy !req
117. - And I'll be the wet blanket.
- I'll sulk?Copy !req
118. I was sleeping.Copy !req
119. If you want me to sign off...Copy !req
120. We probably wouldn't lose money.Copy !req
121. But if you don't want to go through with
it, believe me, that's fine, too.Copy !req
122. But if you did, Virginia Lupo's
phone number is on the bureau.Copy !req
123. And, you know...Copy !req
124. better to act quickly if, you know...Copy !req
125. More is lost by indecision than by wrong
decision, that's all I'm saying.Copy !req
126. Hey, Jack Lemmon.Copy !req
127. How's Lee Remick?Copy !req
128. So, how the fuck are you?Copy !req
129. - That place help you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
130. I found out about strengths I
have I didn't even know I had.Copy !req
131. - You look fucking great.
- Thank you.Copy !req
132. Thank everybody for forcing
me to deal with it.Copy !req
133. - Especially Adriana.
- You're not shooting junk, right?Copy !req
134. Fuck, no. I'm
completely clean and sober.Copy !req
135. Which one of the 12 steps you on now?Copy !req
136. The only one I haven't done is go around
to all the people I fucked over...Copy !req
137. while I was using, and apologize.Copy !req
138. Maybe you shouldn't do that one.Copy !req
139. - You know, let sleeping dogs lie.
- That's what I was thinking.Copy !req
140. Maybe in a couple of cases, I'll send
flowers, or cash in some cases.Copy !req
141. - Where's Carmine at?
- No change whatsoever.Copy !req
142. Where are you at?Copy !req
143. I think a movement from below is
not palatable to the other bosses.Copy !req
144. It's what they fear most.Copy !req
145. A movement from outside,
it's more forgivable...Copy !req
146. and more understandable,
given the facts, here.Copy !req
147. I mean, you've been reasonable.Copy !req
148. If I do it, what do you do for me?Copy !req
149. I take a sad song and make it better...Copy !req
150. with the other families, as regards you.Copy !req
151. You're smart to have reservations...Copy !req
152. but there's differences
between this and Castellano.Copy !req
153. Yes, you still got the four
other families who could raise a stink...Copy !req
154. but Andy's my brother-in-law.
I have their ear.Copy !req
155. I'm gonna pass.Copy !req
156. - Fuck are you talking about?
- I'm taking the risk.Copy !req
157. Fuck what were you talking
about last time then?Copy !req
158. What would it take?Copy !req
159. Fuck even one percentage point.Copy !req
160. All claims to my HUD business
are irrigated.Copy !req
161. All right.Copy !req
162. All future construction projects,
60-40 in my favor.Copy !req
163. What I'm gonna tell you is for
your ears only, and Sil's.Copy !req
164. We're gonna take out Carmine Lupertazzi.Copy !req
165. Johnny Sack's gonna go to war.Copy !req
166. No, he's not.Copy !req
167. That's right.Copy !req
168. See, Carmine's got major income
besides construction, Johnny don't.Copy !req
169. Only other person hurting worse
than either of the pricks is me.Copy !req
170. Whacking the boss of one
of the five families?Copy !req
171. - Johnny's a snaky fuck.
- That's something to be considered.Copy !req
172. But remember, also, how deeply hurt
fucking Johnny felt over Carmine...Copy !req
173. not backing him on
those slurs against Ginny.Copy !req
174. Life's funny.Copy !req
175. Carmine never made that right with John.Copy !req
176. I knew back then that was a mistake.Copy !req
177. Gonna hit Carmine soon?Copy !req
178. If I'm gonna buy this house,
I need the Esplanade scratch.Copy !req
179. It shouldn't look like what it is.Copy !req
180. Home invasion, carjacking,
fucking ingrown toenail...Copy !req
181. I know these black guys from Irvington.Copy !req
182. That's the right idea.Copy !req
183. It can never get out
who whacked the old fuck.Copy !req
184. - Are they trustworthy, these guys?
- Yeah.Copy !req
185. Make sure.Copy !req
186. Help you?Copy !req
187. Hi, how you doing? I'm Tony Soprano.Copy !req
188. I was here with my wife the
other day with Virginia Lupo.Copy !req
189. - Right. Alan Sapinsly.
- How are you?Copy !req
190. So, what do you think?Copy !req
191. She says those other people
are gonna go through with it.Copy !req
192. I was gonna go talk to you, frankly,
after I took another look at the place.Copy !req
193. This is galling because I don't think
they're going to qualify for financing...Copy !req
194. and we gave them this God-awful
90-day escrow. My wife's doing.Copy !req
195. She liked Mrs. Kim.Copy !req
196. I can do 15 days. Shortest
allowable by law.Copy !req
197. Never tire of painting this.Copy !req
198. - You'd be coming in with cash, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
199. Fuck this.Copy !req
200. Dr. Kim, hey, Alan Sapinsly.Copy !req
201. It's not?Copy !req
202. Well, we've got serious problems.Copy !req
203. On the house. Sure.Copy !req
204. He's going into surgery, doesn't want
to talk there in the prep room.Copy !req
205. Yes, I'm here.Copy !req
206. What does your lender say?Copy !req
207. Jesus, Doctor.Copy !req
208. I take almost no comfort
from those words.Copy !req
209. And were I you, I wouldn't either.Copy !req
210. I'm aware we have a contract in place.
Doctor, please, I'm an attorney.Copy !req
211. Look, Cho-Sun. Wait,
you're not listening.Copy !req
212. Simply stated, I want the chance
to sell to a more qualified buyer...Copy !req
213. if I can find one at this late date.Copy !req
214. Actually, it's very...Copy !req
215. Wait, do you want to do all the
talking and I'll just stand here?Copy !req
216. Thank you.Copy !req
217. You call Virginia Lupo, she calls the
bank, you get your deposit back.Copy !req
218. Your wife's a grown
woman, she'll adjust.Copy !req
219. Dr. Kim, I spent 10
years as a litigator.Copy !req
220. Buy this property, I'll make your life a
misery. I can tort you into the poorhouse.Copy !req
221. I've got an overseas call. Think it
over. You have Virginia's number.Copy !req
222. Who knows? We'll see.Copy !req
223. I wouldn't want to be the patient
he's gonna operate on.Copy !req
224. Let's hold a good thought?Copy !req
225. Hello.Copy !req
226. Virginia, sure, hi.Copy !req
227. We did?Copy !req
228. All right.Copy !req
229. Picture the fishing off that dock.Copy !req
230. God, it really is beautiful, isn't it?Copy !req
231. First time I felt good signing papers.Copy !req
232. Dad, blue crabs!Copy !req
233. Oh, my God, this is nice.Copy !req
234. You'll inherit this.Copy !req
235. Dad, what a thing to say.Copy !req
236. Anthony Soprano...Copy !req
237. you are full of surprises.Copy !req
238. It's good to see a smile on your face.Copy !req
239. Praise the Lord for sobriety.Copy !req
240. The higher power.Copy !req
241. - That 12-step shit doing
for you? -Yeah.Copy !req
242. Thanks for asking.Copy !req
243. We sold you "H"
when that was your thing.Copy !req
244. Still we here when it's wop-whacking
time in Brooklyn.Copy !req
245. - It should look like a carjacking.
- See?Copy !req
246. That's why you came to us.
That's some stereotyping shit.Copy !req
247. He goes
mall-walking inside King's Plaza.Copy !req
248. 7:00 a.m. Tuesdays and
Thursdays. Regular.Copy !req
249. Macy's entrance, Avenue U and Flatbush.Copy !req
250. You get the down payment?Copy !req
251. Next sound you hear...Copy !req
252. Home of the burger, what's your beef?Copy !req
253. I'm sorry. I have wrong number.Copy !req
254. This is the Soprano residence.Copy !req
255. Tony?Copy !req
256. No, this is Anthony.Copy !req
257. Yes. The handsome boy.Copy !req
258. Who is this?Copy !req
259. Is your mother there?Copy !req
260. Ma, telephone!Copy !req
261. - Who is it?
- I don't know.Copy !req
262. Is this Mrs. Soprano?Copy !req
263. Yes, it is.Copy !req
264. I used to fuck your husband.Copy !req
265. A.J., I've got it!Copy !req
266. Tony loves me, you know.Copy !req
267. If it wasn't for his kids,
you'd be out on the street.Copy !req
268. What do you want?Copy !req
269. I thought you might want to know
we have some sadness in common.Copy !req
270. He has been sleeping
with my cousin, Svetlana.Copy !req
271. That's right.Copy !req
272. While she was taking care of his uncle.Copy !req
273. You piece of shit.Copy !req
274. Yes, I'm a piece of shit.Copy !req
275. I'm a piece of shit which the
world, every morning, strains...Copy !req
276. and pushes out of its butt!Copy !req
277. If you can, imagine where you
are on the pecking order.Copy !req
278. You call my house again...Copy !req
279. you ever speak...Copy !req
280. to one of my children again, I will
track you down, and I will kill you.Copy !req
281. We have got guns here.Copy !req
282. I mean it.Copy !req
283. You remember my cousin?Copy !req
284. She was also his mama's caregiver,
with the one leg.Copy !req
285. It is so absurd, why would I make it up?Copy !req
286. What the fuck?Copy !req
287. - What the fuck are you doing?
- You fucking shitbag!Copy !req
288. Don't come up here! Get the
fuck out of this house!Copy !req
289. What's the matter?Copy !req
290. Carm, what did I do now?Copy !req
291. What did I do?Copy !req
292. Your mother told you what I said
to your father about her psoriasis?Copy !req
293. I was just trying to be honest with him.Copy !req
294. You have made a fool of me
for years with these whores.Copy !req
295. Now it's come into our home?Copy !req
296. - What are you talking about?
- The Russian called.Copy !req
297. Your son answered the telephone.Copy !req
298. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
299. She's insane. She's fucking certifiable.Copy !req
300. I told you, you can't believe
nothing she says, whatever it is.Copy !req
301. We haven't seen each other like that.Copy !req
302. I swear to Christ. I told you!Copy !req
303. - What about her cousin?
- What?Copy !req
304. No.Copy !req
305. The nurse who took care
of your mother, who I liked?Copy !req
306. Who I talked to on the telephone
about your mother's alopecia...Copy !req
307. and her bowel movements?Copy !req
308. Who you told me came from an agency?Copy !req
309. Who I shared vodka with
the night your mother died?Copy !req
310. You've been fucking her?Copy !req
311. There is not a shred of truth in that.Copy !req
312. Why'd the cousin make it
up? Because she's jealous!Copy !req
313. Why you, fuck...Copy !req
314. Let go of me!Copy !req
315. Just get out, Tony.Copy !req
316. Don't even say anything.Copy !req
317. I'm not going anywhere, and you know it.Copy !req
318. So, let's just lie down,
we'll calm down—Copy !req
319. Get your hands off of me!Copy !req
320. Don't you touch me ever again.Copy !req
321. Where's A.J.?Copy !req
322. So, you've had a
one-legged one now? That's nice.Copy !req
323. You've had quite a time on my watch.Copy !req
324. The pre-school assistant...Copy !req
325. - the weightlifter— -At least
I never stole from you.Copy !req
326. Who stole, Tony? Who, me?Copy !req
327. My own wife,
$40,000. From the birdfeeder.Copy !req
328. The birdfeeder. Listen to yourself,
you sound demented.Copy !req
329. What, you want to
hit me, Tony? Go ahead.Copy !req
330. Just go away, please,
I can't stand it anymore.Copy !req
331. - I didn't do it.
- I found her fingernail, Tony!Copy !req
332. You saw it that
day, on your night table.Copy !req
333. I found it, and I put it
there. I know you saw it.Copy !req
334. That...Copy !req
335. What? That what?Copy !req
336. Nothing.Copy !req
337. What?Copy !req
338. You know what I don't understand, Tony?Copy !req
339. What does she have that I don't have?Copy !req
340. I did not carry on an
affair with the cousin...Copy !req
341. and I will take a
goddamn polygraph to that effect.Copy !req
342. I want you to leave this house, Tony.Copy !req
343. Please. I want you to leave me alone.Copy !req
344. What about the kids?Copy !req
345. Yeah, it's horrible. God help them.Copy !req
346. Open the fucking
door, or I'll kick it in!Copy !req
347. She's not there.Copy !req
348. Probably she hides in Brighton Beach.Copy !req
349. She blames you for Ronnie Zellman.Copy !req
350. You beat him with belt.Copy !req
351. He felt weak in front of her.Copy !req
352. She told me he couldn't perform.Copy !req
353. They broke up not so long after.Copy !req
354. Oh, fuck that!Copy !req
355. Who told her about us? Not you, please.Copy !req
356. It was what's-her-name, right?
The one who walked in on us.Copy !req
357. We had bad argument over
FICA and federal withholding.Copy !req
358. I take from her paycheck.Copy !req
359. Jesus fucking Christ.
FICA and federal withholding?Copy !req
360. I gotta go home tomorrow, and I gotta
tell my kids we're separating.Copy !req
361. It's going to rip them up.Copy !req
362. Divorce is very hard for kids.Copy !req
363. After this, they don't trust.Copy !req
364. I'm child of divorce.Copy !req
365. I shouldn't have been drinking
in the afternoon.Copy !req
366. How about a little sympathy here?
You got ice in your veins?Copy !req
367. I had ice in my
veins on your uncle couch?Copy !req
368. Most expensive piece of ass I ever had.Copy !req
369. Right. I know what you
are thinking, too.Copy !req
370. Take care, Tony. You're a strong
guy, you'll be all right.Copy !req
371. What's up?Copy !req
372. So, how's it going with
Christopher home?Copy !req
373. Good. That place was a godsend.Copy !req
374. So, the wedding's back on?Copy !req
375. We haven't talked about it.Copy !req
376. Except...Copy !req
377. Except what?Copy !req
378. He says he isn't sure anymore
he'd be a good father...Copy !req
379. after killing my dog.Copy !req
380. You have kids?Copy !req
381. So, how's Tony? He's been house-hunting
down the shore?Copy !req
382. Beautiful place, too.Copy !req
383. What about Ralph?Copy !req
384. Cifaretto? Heard anything there?Copy !req
385. Chrissy says he has a
pretty serious drug problem, too.Copy !req
386. He may have hit bottom somewhere.Copy !req
387. Chrissy says he wants to...Copy !req
388. you know, help get him in recovery
when he resurfaces.Copy !req
389. You know Ralph's
second-in-command, Vito?Copy !req
390. Yeah, the fat guy.Copy !req
391. When Christopher was away, I had that
asshole calling me every five minutes...Copy !req
392. to see if I "needed anything."Copy !req
393. No! Does Christopher know?Copy !req
394. You kidding me? He'd kill him.Copy !req
395. Not really, I mean...Copy !req
396. You know, he'd be angry.Copy !req
397. I'm supposed to meet my mom.Copy !req
398. Go ahead.Copy !req
399. Thank you.Copy !req
400. I saw your car. Que pasa?Copy !req
401. Things aren't very good at home...Copy !req
402. so I came down to sleep on my boat.Copy !req
403. And it was being refinished, and the
smell of the paint drove me out.Copy !req
404. I'm sorry, I've been
up to bat three times.Copy !req
405. Yeah, I think she's thinking
of separating.Copy !req
406. What you wanna do, go
around and meet perfunctorily...Copy !req
407. with all the top
divorce attorneys in your area.Copy !req
408. That way, if the worst happens,
they can't take her on as a client.Copy !req
409. Conflict of interest.Copy !req
410. - That's pretty good.
- Just do it, fella.Copy !req
411. But you must find a hotel
until you officially take possession.Copy !req
412. Something happens to you, I'm liable.Copy !req
413. Let me just clean up a little.Copy !req
414. - Hi, I'm Tony.
- I know who you are. Come in, please.Copy !req
415. Tony, what's up?Copy !req
416. You know that thing we were talking about,
this thing with me and my wife?Copy !req
417. Alan just told me.Copy !req
418. The thing is, in light of it, I
was going over it in the shower...Copy !req
419. and I realized that as much
as I want this place...Copy !req
420. now is not the time for
me to be buying a house.Copy !req
421. Sorry, I know it's a big disappointment.
You ought to see how I feel.Copy !req
422. I want to get my deposit back,
and I'll get out of your life.Copy !req
423. It's just not that clear to me
how your marital situation...Copy !req
424. negates the purchase.Copy !req
425. I mean, most of this was for my kids.Copy !req
426. For my wife.Copy !req
427. - That is so sad.
- Excuse me, honey.Copy !req
428. We had that place on the
market a year and a half.Copy !req
429. We had two offers: you and the Kims.Copy !req
430. So, what about them?Copy !req
431. The Kims? I can't go back to them.
I guess I could, but I'm not going to.Copy !req
432. They'd hold my feet to the fire.Copy !req
433. I don't want to be insensitive
with what you got on your plate...Copy !req
434. but we had a signed contract.Copy !req
435. - Alan.
- No! Baloney!Copy !req
436. I dumped a buyer 'cause
they seemed to love the place.Copy !req
437. - It was the cash and the short escrow.
- Look, who knows what's going to happen?Copy !req
438. You guys could be
back together in a month...Copy !req
439. leaving A.S., here, fucked in the ass.Copy !req
440. Whatever.Copy !req
441. What's the big deal? Why don't you
just let me out of this thing?Copy !req
442. I can't, I have partners.Copy !req
443. Excuse me.Copy !req
444. I got to take this.Copy !req
445. It was very nice to meet you.Copy !req
446. But I'm not buying your house.Copy !req
447. That guy's a mobster.Copy !req
448. They buy houses from people,
they conduct business.Copy !req
449. I dealt with them on that Neapolitan
copyright thing for Enya.Copy !req
450. I'll probably let him walk...Copy !req
451. but that's a negotiation,
which he knows full well.Copy !req
452. You don't have any partners.Copy !req
453. Thank you, Rabbi.Copy !req
454. I just talked to Carmine.Copy !req
455. He's ready to settle.Copy !req
456. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
457. Everything's in motion.Copy !req
458. Welcome to my world.Copy !req
459. Have a seat.Copy !req
460. I'm sorry to learn about the
marital situation, Tony.Copy !req
461. Our thing is more than a livelihood.Copy !req
462. One of us suffers a personal tragedy,
falls ill and whatnot...Copy !req
463. we all feel it deeply...Copy !req
464. no matter what kind of
acrimony is in the air.Copy !req
465. What's in the air is
you're losing a lot of money.Copy !req
466. We all agree we want
to get back to earning...Copy !req
467. but I reiterate again...Copy !req
468. Zellman had a hand in HUD, so I
can't, as a matter of principle...Copy !req
469. relinquish my claim.Copy !req
470. So?Copy !req
471. I said 40, you said 5.5,
which was ridiculous.Copy !req
472. Let's split the difference. 20 percent.Copy !req
473. All right, 15.Copy !req
474. You know what?Copy !req
475. In the interest of putting
this shit to bed...Copy !req
476. if that's what it's going to take...Copy !req
477. 15.Copy !req
478. Good.Copy !req
479. My son was a big help in all this.Copy !req
480. I want you always to remember that...Copy !req
481. even after I'm gone.Copy !req
482. But I'm not going no place.Copy !req
483. Healthy as a fucking rhino, this guy.Copy !req
484. You stay that way.Copy !req
485. Did you get any sleep?Copy !req
486. A little, I think.Copy !req
487. Maybe it would be better
if you went back to school.Copy !req
488. Got your head into your schoolwork.
Be with your friends.Copy !req
489. I'd just be thinking about
what's going on here all the time.Copy !req
490. I just keep thinking...Copy !req
491. I used to feel so superior...Copy !req
492. because so many of my friends had
these fucked-up, divorced parents.Copy !req
493. I guess I did, too.Copy !req
494. And, like, Finn...Copy !req
495. I'm not saying I
want kids, but if we did...Copy !req
496. I used to imagine...Copy !req
497. we'd all be together on
the holidays, Christmas...Copy !req
498. all around this big fire.Copy !req
499. You will have a wonderful
future, Meadow.Copy !req
500. We had a lot of
wonderful times as a family.Copy !req
501. All predicated on bullshit.Copy !req
502. I don't want to fight with you, Meadow.
That's not true. I think you know it.Copy !req
503. It was 'cause of Furio, wasn't it?Copy !req
504. Who said anything about Furio?Copy !req
505. I have never been unfaithful
to your father.Copy !req
506. Daddy was.Copy !req
507. This is not something I
want to talk about. I'm sorry.Copy !req
508. Not now, not ever.Copy !req
509. Jesus, how could you eat
shit from him for all those years?Copy !req
510. Fresh pepper?Copy !req
511. Just a little.Copy !req
512. About you and Carmela...Copy !req
513. I'm sorry.Copy !req
514. This is not al dente.Copy !req
515. Hello?Copy !req
516. Fucking amazing, huh?Copy !req
517. Well, I guess that's that.Copy !req
518. Things have a momentum of their own.Copy !req
519. More is lost by indecision
than wrong decision.Copy !req
520. That's a good point.Copy !req
521. Okay, then. You'll hear from me.Copy !req
522. That was J.S.Copy !req
523. - We're not on for Tuesday no more, right?
- Wrong.Copy !req
524. Johnny Sack.Copy !req
525. I always worked very fucking hard
to make him think I liked him.Copy !req
526. I'd try to feel him out about shit.Copy !req
527. I think he and Ralphie
were in bed in some way.Copy !req
528. It went bad with that joke shit.Copy !req
529. We reached an agreement.Copy !req
530. When Tony gave him his final number,
Carmine's Depends blew out.Copy !req
531. Oh, my fucking back!Copy !req
532. That cot at the pork store,
not really good for sleeping, T.Copy !req
533. With all due love
and respect to Carmela...Copy !req
534. I'd put her shit out on the
curb and let it rain on her.Copy !req
535. You can't disrupt the kids.
That shit traumatizes them for life.Copy !req
536. It's his house as much as it is hers.Copy !req
537. More. I paid for it.Copy !req
538. That's right, T, I'm
on your side on this.Copy !req
539. She's the one who talked me into
buying it in the first place.Copy !req
540. Now I'm out in the streets?
These fucking phones.Copy !req
541. We were better off years ago.Copy !req
542. What?Copy !req
543. I hadn't heard from you.Copy !req
544. My partners and I have decided
to let you out of your obligation.Copy !req
545. I want my $200,000
by the end of the week.Copy !req
546. As to that, I'm not rescinding
the deposit.Copy !req
547. That's what they're for,
to hold parties to agreements.Copy !req
548. If you want to make me an offer...Copy !req
549. No, I think I'll buy the house.Copy !req
550. My family has parties
till 4:00, 5:00 in the morning.Copy !req
551. I can show damages.Copy !req
552. I'm being generous in not
bringing action to enforce the sale.Copy !req
553. Damages?Copy !req
554. - They haven't started yet.
- Listen to me.Copy !req
555. There's a paper trail to our dispute,
and Virginia Lupo's a witness.Copy !req
556. A hair on my head gets mussed, the
authorities will know where to look.Copy !req
557. Alan, you misread me entirely.Copy !req
558. You must think I'm a fucking thug.Copy !req
559. Just be forewarned.Copy !req
560. You're not getting your deposit back!Copy !req
561. Jesus, you scared me to death.Copy !req
562. This is my house, Carmela,
and I'm not leaving.Copy !req
563. Get out of here, Tony.
I asked you once, nicely.Copy !req
564. All right, look.Copy !req
565. I know what happened was wrong.Copy !req
566. I was an asshole, and I apologize.Copy !req
567. I'm sorry. It won't happen again.Copy !req
568. I said, "Get out."Copy !req
569. Make me.Copy !req
570. I have an appointment with a lawyer,
Tony. I will get a restraining order.Copy !req
571. A lawyer? Go ahead.Copy !req
572. You know what? Call him.Copy !req
573. Here, use my phone.Copy !req
574. Fine, stay.Copy !req
575. Come here. You're not going anywhere.Copy !req
576. Let go of me. Your son will be home.Copy !req
577. - You want him to see you like this?
- You'd love that, wouldn't you?Copy !req
578. - I'm not leaving here.
- I don't love you anymore!Copy !req
579. I don't want you! You are not
sleeping in my bed, Tony!Copy !req
580. The thought of it now makes me sick!Copy !req
581. Jesus Christ Almighty,
I'm going fucking crazy!Copy !req
582. Think Mom's going to
let you stay out here?Copy !req
583. Let? This is my house.Copy !req
584. Ain't it better when I'm here?Copy !req
585. Well, sure.Copy !req
586. Come on. We'll bring them down
to the garage tomorrow.Copy !req
587. What time is it?Copy !req
588. - You just getting home?
- We were studying.Copy !req
589. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
590. From now on, I'm going to
take a bigger hand in this shit.Copy !req
591. I'm going to be right out here.Copy !req
592. I want you to be respectful to
your mother. She's having a hard time.Copy !req
593. - Did she say something?
- I'm just saying.Copy !req
594. All right. Go to
bed. It's a school night.Copy !req
595. The audiences have been given
an abundance of programming...Copy !req
596. and they vote every hour,
every minute, every five minutes...Copy !req
597. with their remotes.Copy !req
598. Thanks, by the way, for drinking
wine in front of me.Copy !req
599. - Hello?
- Call it off.Copy !req
600. - The old guy.
- Yeah?Copy !req
601. - Something don't make sense here.
- You think it's a setup?Copy !req
602. Not necessarily, but...Copy !req
603. our friend is very anxious
to pass the ball, the prick.Copy !req
604. But nobody can know
this was ever considered.Copy !req
605. I'll offer my guys half
of what they'd have got.Copy !req
606. - That should do it.
- I just want you to make sure.Copy !req
607. I told you that.Copy !req
608. So it behooves us to protect
what we've earned.Copy !req
609. It's all there.Copy !req
610. If you get the taste to
chip a little "H" again...Copy !req
611. - don't forget to call us.
- Like we said, you'll keep this quiet.Copy !req
612. - I got the mouth on a statue, nigga.
- Word.Copy !req
613. See you around.Copy !req
614. He ain't quit. He's just freshening up.Copy !req
615. Don't say jack shit
to Kaesha about this...Copy !req
616. or she be haunting my ass
for that child support—Copy !req
617. What?Copy !req
618. I was wondering when you would move
those theater seats down to the garage.Copy !req
619. Seriously?Copy !req
620. That's what you came out
here to talk to me about?Copy !req
621. They are on the lawn.
They'll ruin the grass.Copy !req
622. Bad for the grass!Copy !req
623. I can't put the sprinklers on over
there without the seats getting wet.Copy !req
624. They're your seats. I don't
want to wreck them.Copy !req
625. I'll get right on it.Copy !req
626. Why do you have to make even this
little thing so difficult?Copy !req
627. What possible reason
could you have for coming here...Copy !req
628. to talk to me about theater seats
except to bust my balls?Copy !req
629. I wanted to water while I was out.Copy !req
630. Yeah, right.Copy !req
631. Fuck you.Copy !req
632. It's going to cost you $3.Copy !req
633. You know what,
Tony? What's done is done.Copy !req
634. We are where we are,
and it's for the best.Copy !req
635. But just for the record, or it
might even interest you to know...Copy !req
636. that I might actually have gone on
with your cheating and your bullshit...Copy !req
637. if your attitude around here
had been even the least bit loving...Copy !req
638. cooperative, interested.Copy !req
639. Whose idea was Whitecaps?Copy !req
640. It is just a bigger version of an emerald ring,
so you can keep on with your other life.Copy !req
641. You don't know me at all.Copy !req
642. I know you better than
anybody, Tony. Even your friends.Copy !req
643. - Which is probably why you hate me.
- Hate you?Copy !req
644. Don't worry, I'm
going to hell when I die.Copy !req
645. Nice thing to say to a person
heading into an MRI.Copy !req
646. You know, Tony...Copy !req
647. I have always been sorry I said that.Copy !req
648. You were my guy.Copy !req
649. You could be so sweet.
Nobody could make me laugh like you.Copy !req
650. Who the fuck did you
think I was when you married me?Copy !req
651. You knew my father. You grew up around
Dickie Moltisanti and your uncle Eddie.Copy !req
652. Where do you get off
acting surprised and miffed...Copy !req
653. when there are women on the side?Copy !req
654. - You knew the deal.
- Deal?Copy !req
655. Your mom talks all she wants...Copy !req
656. about what's-his-name
and his chain of drugstores.Copy !req
657. Both of us know the other boyfriend
you were debating marrying...Copy !req
658. was Jerry Tufi, with his father's
snowplow business.Copy !req
659. And we now know that that wouldn't
have suited you at all.Copy !req
660. You really don't hear me, do you?Copy !req
661. - You think, for me, it's all about things.
- No, I forced all this shit on you.Copy !req
662. What you really crave is a little Hyundai
and a simple gold heart on a chain.Copy !req
663. You are so fucking hateful.Copy !req
664. Can I tell you something, Tony?Copy !req
665. Don't pretend like I got a choice.Copy !req
666. The last year...Copy !req
667. I have been dreaming, and fantasizing,
and in love with Furio.Copy !req
668. Every morning, when
he'd come to pick you up...Copy !req
669. I would look forward to it
all night long, in bed...Copy !req
670. next to you.Copy !req
671. Those nights when you were
actually in the bed.Copy !req
672. And he would ring the doorbell...Copy !req
673. I felt like my heart
would come out of my chest.Copy !req
674. He would smile, and we'd talk.Copy !req
675. And then you would come down the stairs.Copy !req
676. And I felt probably like someone
who is terminally ill...Copy !req
677. and, somehow, they manage
to forget it for a minute.Copy !req
678. And then it all comes back.Copy !req
679. - He'd talk to you! Poor you!
- He made me feel like I mattered!Copy !req
680. You asked me the other day what Irina's
cousin has that you don't have.Copy !req
681. And I thought about it,
because it is a pretty good question.Copy !req
682. She is sexy, even with the
one pin gone, but that's not it.Copy !req
683. I could converse with her,
because she had something to say!Copy !req
684. I am here! I have things to say!Copy !req
685. Besides "Bring the chairs down,"
and "Did you sign the living trust?"Copy !req
686. She is a grown woman
who has been kicked around...Copy !req
687. and she's been on her own,
and has had to fight and struggle.Copy !req
688. Unlike me, is that it?Copy !req
689. Who the fuck wanted it like this?Copy !req
690. Who the fuck pissed and
moaned at just the idea...Copy !req
691. of me with a real estate license?Copy !req
692. Free to sit back for 20 fucking years
and fiddle with the air conditioning...Copy !req
693. and fucking bitch and complain to me!Copy !req
694. To your priest! Fuck it!Copy !req
695. Who knew, all this time,
you wanted Tracy and Hepburn?Copy !req
696. What about the thousand other pigs
you had your dick in over the years?Copy !req
697. The strippers, the cocktail waitresses.Copy !req
698. Were you best friends
with all of them, too?Copy !req
699. You fucking hypocrite.Copy !req
700. The judge is calling
you all into the courtroom.Copy !req
701. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
702. The number you are
calling was blocked...Copy !req
703. and cannot be called back
using your last-call-return service.Copy !req
704. "We are still hopelessly deadlocked.Copy !req
705. "One juror refuses to deliberate,
and can't be reasoned with.Copy !req
706. "What should we do now?"Copy !req
707. Your Honor, again, I must
move for a mistrial.Copy !req
708. Your Honor, the government asks
that you give them another Allen charge...Copy !req
709. to go back and try again.Copy !req
710. As much as I'd like to, this
jury's been at it a long time.Copy !req
711. I don't see where one or two
more days is going to change anything.Copy !req
712. Bring in the jury.Copy !req
713. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I
see that you are hopelessly deadlocked...Copy !req
714. and I have no choice
but to declare a mistrial.Copy !req
715. I know that you did the best you could.Copy !req
716. You have performed a valuable service.Copy !req
717. You may be excused.Copy !req
718. Stay in touch. Call me when
your grandson is born.Copy !req
719. I wouldn't want to think
of you on that day.Copy !req
720. Dad.Copy !req
721. Battle of Tarawa.Copy !req
722. Marines had no air cover.Copy !req
723. It was a slaughter.Copy !req
724. War? I don't know.Copy !req
725. There's Coke in there.Copy !req
726. Can I move in here?Copy !req
727. - What's wrong with your room?
- I can't take it anymore.Copy !req
728. Mom's just on my case all the
time. My dinner got cold.Copy !req
729. So, I was on the phone with Devin.
We had to do an algebra problem.Copy !req
730. Look, I told you she's having
a hard time right now.Copy !req
731. - She goes to a lot of trouble to cook meals.
- I didn't ask her to.Copy !req
732. And it's not fair. Why do
I have to get stuck with her?Copy !req
733. Don't talk about your mother like that.Copy !req
734. You don't have to put up
with her shit anymore.Copy !req
735. I heard you tell
her off out by the pool.Copy !req
736. You're not staying in here.Copy !req
737. - Get that out of your head right now.
- Why not?Copy !req
738. It would hurt her feelings that you don't
want to be in her part of the house.Copy !req
739. Your old amp's hooked back up.Copy !req
740. Be careful with that speaker.
You banged the other one.Copy !req
741. What are you gonna do
without your front speakers?Copy !req
742. - I'll take them.
- They're just borrowing them.Copy !req
743. I'll come back for the amp.Copy !req
744. You can come here and watch TV with
me, but you can't stay here.Copy !req
745. Fuck.Copy !req
746. Go buy her one of those CDs
she likes, and some flowers.Copy !req
747. Tell her you're sorry, that you'll
try to be more considerate.Copy !req
748. We should call
everybody, have a big party.Copy !req
749. Call Volpe's and have them send over
a couple of pies, but that's it.Copy !req
750. There's a hearty
Burgundy still in the fridge.Copy !req
751. I don't suppose Tony would come...Copy !req
752. with what's going
on up at that abattoir.Copy !req
753. I don't think so, Uncle Jun'.Copy !req
754. I want to get one large cheese
and tomato, and then one with alici.Copy !req
755. Yeah, it's me.Copy !req
756. I got you to hold my handCopy !req
757. BabeCopy !req
758. I got you, babeCopy !req
759. I got you, babeCopy !req
760. Go down by the cellar door. See if
Murf left the envelope under the flagstone.Copy !req
761. He wouldn't have been
around today. I'll go look later.Copy !req
762. Do it now. Is that asking so much?Copy !req
763. I just went through
the trial of my life.Copy !req
764. To wonderful friends...Copy !req
765. to Alan's shark fin soup...Copy !req
766. and to a wonderful day.Copy !req
767. - Hear, hear.
- Cheers.Copy !req
768. And now, ladies and gentlemen,
the Sands Hotel proudly presents...Copy !req
769. the star of our show...Copy !req
770. direct from the bar, Dean Martin!Copy !req
771. What the hell?Copy !req
772. It's that boat.Copy !req
773. "Stugots"?Copy !req
774. Fucking goombah trash.Copy !req
775. This whole shoreline's turning
into the Gulf of Sorrento.Copy !req
776. Buddy! Turn it down!Copy !req
777. Been waiting long?Copy !req
778. Sorry, I was
interviewing divorce lawyers.Copy !req
779. That's why I always ask myself,
"Is it worth it financially?"Copy !req
780. You and Ginny are
the old married couple.Copy !req
781. Marriage can be very hard work
if both aren't pulling that load.Copy !req
782. I was wondering, why the delay?Copy !req
783. I was gonna call you.Copy !req
784. You're not gonna be happy.Copy !req
785. I'm out.Copy !req
786. Whacking a boss is bad for business.Copy !req
787. - And now that he's settled...
- We can weather it.Copy !req
788. It's not just the internal upheaval.Copy !req
789. Mr. and Mrs. John Q. America, by
and large, they sit still for our shit.Copy !req
790. So, people get ripped off,
they figure it's not them.Copy !req
791. But if it's the
fucking O.K. Corral out there...Copy !req
792. the Feds take heat.Copy !req
793. - This is very disappointing.
- I know.Copy !req
794. But he's an old man. You're gonna
get your chance soon enough.Copy !req
795. Don't go into coaching, Tony.
It's not your long suit.Copy !req
796. - What I was gonna say—
- Tomorrow, I go in to work.Copy !req
797. "Creeps on this petty pace."Copy !req
798. And I take orders from him again?Copy !req
799. Or that disgusting, fucking,
cocksucker idiot son of his?Copy !req
800. - I shouldn't be hearing that.
- Really?Copy !req
801. What I was gonna say was...Copy !req
802. it's a major step...Copy !req
803. but if you wanna do it,
without me as a partner...Copy !req
804. you do what you gotta do.Copy !req
805. I will never, ever reveal any
conversation we ever had.Copy !req
806. The thing is, we had those conversations.
Your mouth was moving along with mine.Copy !req
807. We just go back about our business at
the Esplanade, like it never happened?Copy !req
808. - That would be the healthy choice.
- Healthy for who?Copy !req
809. Why the fuck would I ever trust somebody
who'd leave me holding my cock like this?Copy !req
810. - I shouldn't have heard that either.
- There you go.Copy !req
811. There's the fucking problem.Copy !req
812. I still consider you a dear friend.Copy !req
813. They're actually moored about two and
a half centimeters away from the fire.Copy !req
814. So, they are finally making a
little bit of an impact with their buckets.Copy !req
815. I didn't know you were in the house.Copy !req
816. - Just stopped by to pick up a few things.
- Fine.Copy !req
817. The geeks are really making
some progress now!Copy !req
818. Turn that off and come here.Copy !req
819. Got something to say to your mom.Copy !req
820. I might as well tell
you at the same time.Copy !req
821. - It's almost over.
- Now.Copy !req
822. I've been thinking about things,
me living out there.Copy !req
823. I've decided it's probably
not a good idea.Copy !req
824. What's going on?Copy !req
825. I was just telling everybody...Copy !req
826. it's probably better if I
don't live here anymore.Copy !req
827. Because I wanted to stay in
there with you? I won't ask.Copy !req
828. - I just got pissed off.
- He asked to live with you?Copy !req
829. No, A.J. Come here.Copy !req
830. That's not why.Copy !req
831. - Where are you gonna go?
- Don't worry about it.Copy !req
832. You should go back to counseling.Copy !req
833. It's better this way.Copy !req
834. He's making the right decision.Copy !req
835. He'll get a place, you will go and
visit. It'll be better, you'll see.Copy !req
836. You guys could still get
back together maybe. Right?Copy !req
837. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
838. We're still close.Copy !req
839. God, is there
nothing to eat in this house?Copy !req
840. Be careful.Copy !req
841. I'll be at the Plaza.Copy !req
842. Well, I don't drink anymore. I
freeze it now and I eat it like a Popsicle.Copy !req
843. A drink never hurt nobody. You remember
the great words of Joe E. Lewis.Copy !req
844. He says, "You're not drunk if you can
lay on the floor without holding on. "Copy !req
845. Fucking gangster asshole!Copy !req
846. I'll call the police.Copy !req
847. He'll just turn it down again
when the police boat comes.Copy !req
848. The coast guard.Copy !req
849. He can keep paying those
$200 fines forever, Alan!Copy !req
850. You've gotta let it go, Alan!Copy !req
851. Give him his money! God!Copy !req