1. Ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
2. Corrado Soprano is not
some harmless old man...Copy !req
3. being persecuted by the government...Copy !req
4. but a ruthless and calculating
mob boss...Copy !req
5. who controls a vast criminal enterprise.Copy !req
6. Over the past few months,
you've heard from FBI agents...Copy !req
7. who have documented clandestine
meetings at his doctor's offices.Copy !req
8. Tales of bid
rigging, sweetheart deals...Copy !req
9. secret payoffs, and even murder.Copy !req
10. No, Corrado Soprano is
not some harmless old man...Copy !req
11. but a killer who orders up murder...Copy !req
12. like you and I order up coffee.Copy !req
13. All right. So, I rewrote it.Copy !req
14. "The entire point of
Melville's Billy Budd...Copy !req
15. "it seems to me, is to show how
mean humans can be to each other.Copy !req
16. "Especially when living
in cramped conditions."Copy !req
17. Hold that thought.Copy !req
18. Come on in.Copy !req
19. So, how is your mother's
apartment coming?Copy !req
20. Artie's Uncle Zio finished
the framing...Copy !req
21. but now the Sheetrock,
it's wet on the bottom.Copy !req
22. There's a leak, maybe in the foundation.Copy !req
23. My father is a contractor.Copy !req
24. If you want, I can have him take a look at
it. He is free, I think, tomorrow afternoon.Copy !req
25. That would be a huge relief.Copy !req
26. What smells in this house?
Marone, it's like the smell of heaven.Copy !req
27. Homemade scones. My son loves them.Copy !req
28. Here, try one. They
are just out of the oven.Copy !req
29. Thank you, no.Copy !req
30. That's all there is for breakfast,
is fat and carbs?Copy !req
31. Excuse me, we have a guest.
You want to say hello?Copy !req
32. Anyway.Copy !req
33. "When Mr. Claggart gets
mad at Billy, it is a surprise...Copy !req
34. "because he is always saying
how handsome Billy is.Copy !req
35. "This does not seem realistic...Copy !req
36. "because why would an officer care
if a sailor was handsome or not?"Copy !req
37. A.J., your father's leaving.
I'll come up in a minute. Go over it.Copy !req
38. What is this?Copy !req
39. "Ocean Club at Paradise Island."Copy !req
40. We leave tomorrow
for three beautiful days.Copy !req
41. Tomorrow?Copy !req
42. Guy owes me a favor.Copy !req
43. - What?
- I don't know...Copy !req
44. - A.J.? School?
- He's old enough to spoil himself now.Copy !req
45. You were jealous
when I left for Florida—Copy !req
46. My mother with the skin condition.
Just the time it's gonna take to pack.Copy !req
47. To pack.Copy !req
48. I'll wait outside.Copy !req
49. With all the shit that's
been going on, the horse and all...Copy !req
50. Now, I know you
need a break. Deep down...Copy !req
51. that's probably the reason
you got your hair cut.Copy !req
52. You believe that in there? The tickets?Copy !req
53. For two years, she's
complained that we never get away.Copy !req
54. So I make it happen.
Top shelf across the board.Copy !req
55. All of a sudden, her mother's psoriasis
is like the bubonic fucking plague.Copy !req
56. You know what, va fungule.
I don't know why I bother.Copy !req
57. - She's probably worried for her mother.
- Fuck that.Copy !req
58. They got her on the cortisone.Copy !req
59. I know she's my wife and the
mother of my children and all...Copy !req
60. but let me tell you something,
she can be a moody bitch.Copy !req
61. There he is. Live from Miami Beach.Copy !req
62. - Where's your pop?
- Clubhouse.Copy !req
63. Forgot to put his Desenex.Copy !req
64. - This shit with Tony?
- Total debacle.Copy !req
65. And Pop with his testa dura,
he's not doing anybody any good.Copy !req
66. Anything you could do to
change your father's mind?Copy !req
67. I'm gonna try, John. I came
all the way up here for that.Copy !req
68. You put your sun block on?Copy !req
69. As you know, Dad, Tony
Soprano came to visit me recently.Copy !req
70. I bought him dinner, we talked.Copy !req
71. I'm not sure I like that
he did that end run.Copy !req
72. He's an old-fashioned guy,
Pop. Very allegorical.Copy !req
73. I don't think it was his intention
to insult anybody.Copy !req
74. You're distracting
me. I'm taking a mulligan.Copy !req
75. The problem is, I'm afraid that you backed
yourself into a corner, this HUD thing.Copy !req
76. Your insistence on the 40 percent.Copy !req
77. Remember, even from the beginning
I felt 40 was a tad steep.Copy !req
78. A real hardhead, this Soprano kid.Copy !req
79. And the ego.Copy !req
80. I tell you, though, when I
first met him, decisive as he is...Copy !req
81. I would've been proud
to call him my own son.Copy !req
82. Maybe there's a compromise here, then.Copy !req
83. There's always a compromise.Copy !req
84. He's a bit of a poseur, if you ask me.Copy !req
85. Tony. He likes to talk
the talk, I don't know.Copy !req
86. - What did he say?
- His turf, his appraiser.Copy !req
87. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
88. - What, did they resod that green?
- No, you got to give him some slack.Copy !req
89. He hasn't really been boss
of a family very long.Copy !req
90. Family? I told you, they're
a glorified crew.Copy !req
91. Whatever they are, Carmine, the
Sopranos bring in a lot of cash.Copy !req
92. I've been close with Tony
for a lot of years.Copy !req
93. On reflection, John,
maybe that's the sticking post.Copy !req
94. Tony feels like you're friends
and not business associates.Copy !req
95. See, what am I always saying?
I hate this fucking shit.Copy !req
96. It's a small space, but I guess
that makes it a decorating challenge.Copy !req
97. The man in the
store says to put mirrors...Copy !req
98. but Mama thinks it's nose-in-the-air
when people look at themselves.Copy !req
99. How about, let's
see, something like this?Copy !req
100. That's beautiful. She'll fall
in love with that place.Copy !req
101. It's so cozy with
the pillows... Romantic.Copy !req
102. Not that your mother...Copy !req
103. I never thanked you for helping me.Copy !req
104. That's okay.Copy !req
105. You're a very special woman.Copy !req
106. Have you thought about flooring yet?Copy !req
107. Not really, no.Copy !req
108. Speak English, for Christ's sake.Copy !req
109. If she doesn't go for mirrors...Copy !req
110. we should pick a
light-colored ceramic tile maybe.Copy !req
111. All the houses back home
have tile floors.Copy !req
112. Then we should go to Colortile.
They have everything.Copy !req
113. - I would love to go with you there.
- Great, then it's a date.Copy !req
114. Good. It's a date.Copy !req
115. The handicaps are all taken.Copy !req
116. What beautiful affairs they were,
those Knights of Columbus dinners.Copy !req
117. Julius La Rosa would sing
with that voice of his.Copy !req
118. Top dollar, they paid.Copy !req
119. Now, that's a nice-looking man.Copy !req
120. There's a handicap by
the door. Quick, Minn.Copy !req
121. I remember him from Arthur
Godfrey's program.Copy !req
122. He was so mean to him, that man.Copy !req
123. - Oh, my God.
- Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.Copy !req
124. I'm bleeding. Oh, my god.Copy !req
125. Jesus Christ, lady, didn't you see me?Copy !req
126. Guy checks into
one of the guest rooms...Copy !req
127. calls down and says, "l
got a leak in the sink."Copy !req
128. I said, "Go ahead, the customer's
always right."Copy !req
129. Any results from Little Carmine yet?Copy !req
130. Johnny Sack wants a sit-down
tomorrow night.Copy !req
131. Sweetheart, another drink.Copy !req
132. What do you say, Ton'?
Maybe we should take off soon?Copy !req
133. What's your hurry? Hang out awhile.Copy !req
134. - Stay, I'll get you home.
- No, we should go.Copy !req
135. All right, you two want
to go? I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
136. Come on, I'll walk you out.Copy !req
137. Perfect.Copy !req
138. Got my drink, a little dancing...Copy !req
139. You want to go upstairs?Copy !req
140. That's okay.Copy !req
141. Paulie, Marone.Copy !req
142. For Pete's sake, Nucci, you were
fine for the last two hours.Copy !req
143. All right, let me see.Copy !req
144. She's just a little shaken up.
We gave her some Tylenol.Copy !req
145. It was such a crash, though.
Cookie's in the x-ray with three stitches.Copy !req
146. When was the last time
you had your eyes examined?Copy !req
147. - My eyesight is fine.
- Listen to the doc.Copy !req
148. You shouldn't be
behind the wheel at your age.Copy !req
149. - I've been driving since I was a young girl.
- Horse and buggies don't count.Copy !req
150. - Paulie, be nice.
- Relax, Ma.Copy !req
151. She ain't driving you no more.Copy !req
152. Maybe if your mother
wasn't talking in my ear.Copy !req
153. We were all chatting.Copy !req
154. Everyone in the neighborhood
says you're moving into the home.Copy !req
155. - What do you need a car for?
- I like my independence.Copy !req
156. - And it's none of your goddamn business.
- This is my Ma we're talking about.Copy !req
157. But we have tickets to The Producers.Copy !req
158. Don't worry about
it. I'll drive you girls.Copy !req
159. Hello?Copy !req
160. Colin, hi.Copy !req
161. Hey, Mrs. Soprano. Meadow's
on campus, she'll be right back.Copy !req
162. - I'm Ellen McDermott, Colin's mother.
- Hi.Copy !req
163. I'm gonna get my shoes.Copy !req
164. You've seen the apartment before?Copy !req
165. I teach school out in Akron
and I couldn't get here till now.Copy !req
166. We figured she's only a sophomore,
why does she need an apartment?Copy !req
167. But with those seniors moving out
midterm, we said a Hail Mary.Copy !req
168. No, I have to tell you. Your
daughter is really something.Copy !req
169. - His old roommate— -Thank you.
Colin is very sweet also.Copy !req
170. Thank you. But she's going
places, that girl.Copy !req
171. Poised, mature. Cooks for these other two.
Plus she volunteers at that law center.Copy !req
172. I think that's
extraordinary. Congratulations.Copy !req
173. Speak of the devil.Copy !req
174. - Mom, remember Alex?
- Of course, hi.Copy !req
175. Excuse me.Copy !req
176. - The place is really shaping up.
- I guess.Copy !req
177. What's the matter? Finn? I thought
things were going well with you two.Copy !req
178. They are. I don't know.Copy !req
179. I keep waiting for him to say
he loves me and he hasn't.Copy !req
180. Some men have to move
at their own pace, Mead'.Copy !req
181. It's amazing, isn't it?Copy !req
182. Whoa, Nelly.Copy !req
183. He'll be all right.Copy !req
184. So, what do you say? You boys hungry?Copy !req
185. - No, we got to go.
- The limo's on its way up from Norwalk.Copy !req
186. Marty, why don't you chopper them out?Copy !req
187. Chopper? That's fucking awesome.Copy !req
188. I'll call Doug. See if it's available.Copy !req
189. I got Tony Soprano here.Copy !req
190. He was asking if
the chopper's available.Copy !req
191. I know.Copy !req
192. This new fucking girl told him.Copy !req
193. I know.Copy !req
194. About $15,000 between the five of them.Copy !req
195. I know.Copy !req
196. Righty-o.Copy !req
197. Good news, gentlemen.Copy !req
198. Sorry about the mess.Copy !req
199. Mr. Soprano? Greg Erwitt.
You got any luggage?Copy !req
200. - Just him.
- He's drunk.Copy !req
201. He was just with the girls.Copy !req
202. - So, Caldwell Airport, right?
- Fuck that, how about Maui?Copy !req
203. Just climb on in and buckle up.Copy !req
204. Oh, Jesus! Old Faithful.Copy !req
205. Better here than at 2,000 feet.Copy !req
206. I got to take a piss.Copy !req
207. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
208. Hasta la vista!Copy !req
209. What the fuck you doing?Copy !req
210. You're standing too close.Copy !req
211. - Furio come by?
- He's already 40 minutes late.Copy !req
212. He's probably worse off than me.Copy !req
213. What, did you two go out?Copy !req
214. Can I get a cup of coffee?Copy !req
215. - Where the fuck is he?
- Was he out with somebody last night?Copy !req
216. He's a single guy. How should I know?Copy !req
217. Anyway, my memory's a little hazy.Copy !req
218. I'm going back to bed.Copy !req
219. When he gets here, don't wake me.Copy !req
220. I'm not home now, leave a message.Copy !req
221. - Hello?
- Hey, it's me.Copy !req
222. Meadow, hi.Copy !req
223. You all right? You don't sound
happy to hear from me.Copy !req
224. - Of course I am. What's up?
- Nothing.Copy !req
225. I was calling to invite
you over for dinner Sunday...Copy !req
226. so Dad can see the place
and meet the crew.Copy !req
227. - How nice, what brought that on?
- I figure before break.Copy !req
228. Finn invited me to go ski
in Canada next week.Copy !req
229. - You want me to make anything?
- Nothing, I'm doing everything myself.Copy !req
230. Maybe wine.Copy !req
231. We only drink good wine
when parents come.Copy !req
232. - Anyway, I got to go.
- Okay, bye.Copy !req
233. - Nice place.
- Yeah, we open in a few weeks.Copy !req
234. Carmine got the chef from Fontanella.
Killer wine list.Copy !req
235. Look at this, it used to hang
in Fiorello LaGuardia's office.Copy !req
236. Who's that, Carmine in that boat?Copy !req
237. Gin and I are going over next month.Copy !req
238. Salute.Copy !req
239. Listen, Tony.Copy !req
240. It's very important to Carmine
that we work something out.Copy !req
241. If it's so important, where is he?Copy !req
242. His son's leaving tomorrow.
He had family obligations.Copy !req
243. So what is it, what's the offer?Copy !req
244. Forty percent of the HUD take
across the board, starting now.Copy !req
245. Forty?Copy !req
246. I thought Little Carmine said
he was gonna take care of this.Copy !req
247. He did, that's why the concession.Copy !req
248. We were at 40 a week ago.Copy !req
249. Whatever is done already is done.
You keep that for yourself.Copy !req
250. The 40 percent only applies
to future deals.Copy !req
251. Let's go.Copy !req
252. - Darlene, hi, how are you?
- Great. You know, I wanted to thank you.Copy !req
253. Your husband's friend came by
the office. We got the listing.Copy !req
254. - Which friend, who?
- Furio Gunther, is that how you say it?Copy !req
255. His house just went on the market.Copy !req
256. Hi, Penny. How are you?Copy !req
257. All right, I'll talk to you later.Copy !req
258. Who was that?Copy !req
259. Silvio.Copy !req
260. Listen to this...Copy !req
261. Furio called, the stupid fucking
zip moved back to Italy.Copy !req
262. Asshole left a message on the
answering machine at the Bing at 4:30 a.m.Copy !req
263. Here, carry this.Copy !req
264. - Flower delivery.
- Come on in, I'll be right there.Copy !req
265. - Hi, Mrs. Soprano.
- Hi, Finn.Copy !req
266. Mr. Soprano, Finn Detrolio.Copy !req
267. Finn the dentist, right?Copy !req
268. Someday. I'm still waiting
to hear from dental school.Copy !req
269. Remind me to talk to you
about this loose filling later.Copy !req
270. These are beautiful. Thank you.Copy !req
271. - So, what smells so good in there?
- Mom's recipe for chicken cacciatore.Copy !req
272. You see, I should've known.Copy !req
273. - You always leave your door open like that?
- I'm cooking, it's hot.Copy !req
274. I'll protect her, don't worry.Copy !req
275. You hear that? Anybody bothers her,
he'll knock their teeth out.Copy !req
276. Then he can put them back in, too.Copy !req
277. These are my roommates, Colin and Alex.Copy !req
278. So, you're her roommate, too?Copy !req
279. Colin McDermott. I've heard
so much about you.Copy !req
280. - So he lives here and you don't?
- Dad.Copy !req
281. - I have a place on 118th Street.
- Good.Copy !req
282. I'll show you around later.Copy !req
283. So, Finn. Where you from?Copy !req
284. My dad was in the Navy.Copy !req
285. I was born in Japan, spent my
first 10 years on a base near the Azores.Copy !req
286. - So, your dad was a sailor?
- Surgeon, actually.Copy !req
287. - So, you've been all over the world.
- Yeah, pretty much.Copy !req
288. - Would you like a mushroom?
- No, I don't think so.Copy !req
289. - Have one, they're good.
- Maybe later.Copy !req
290. I got to tell you, Mrs. Soprano...Copy !req
291. your daughter absolutely
keeps us alive with her cooking.Copy !req
292. Didn't you make macaroni
and cheese once?Copy !req
293. Well, I didn't want to brag.Copy !req
294. Yo, guys, come here, look at this.Copy !req
295. So, Finn, Meadow tells me
that you're going skiing.Copy !req
296. For four days next week,
a whole bunch of us.Copy !req
297. A friend of my dad has a house
in the Laurentians, near Montreal.Copy !req
298. You can ski right onto the trails.Copy !req
299. I saw pictures. There's
this humongous stone fireplace.Copy !req
300. Just be careful, with all those
accidents you read about.Copy !req
301. Sonny Bono.Copy !req
302. - How about you, Alex? You ski?
- I used to.Copy !req
303. - My family had a retreat near the Pyrenees.
- Pyrenees?Copy !req
304. Alex is descended from Spanish royalty.Copy !req
305. - Seriously?
- She's our little princess.Copy !req
306. My
great-great-grandmother was a countess.Copy !req
307. - Which makes you...
- Technically I'm an Infanta de gracia.Copy !req
308. But that wouldn't fit on
her driver's license.Copy !req
309. You might have told me
you were living with royalty.Copy !req
310. My daughter's an Italian
princess. Does that count?Copy !req
311. My wife, too, for that matter.Copy !req
312. - There's more chicken if anyone wants.
- Yeah, I'll take a little more.Copy !req
313. - So, A.J., what are you, a junior?
- Next year.Copy !req
314. - Did you look at any schools yet?
- Not really.Copy !req
315. I'll go to Rutgers, I guess.Copy !req
316. Are you passing everything?Copy !req
317. - I got a "C" on a paper I did on Billy Budd.
- A "C"?Copy !req
318. He usually gets "D's" and "Fs."
What's with you today, you okay?Copy !req
319. - He worked so hard on it, why only a "C"?
- I don't know.Copy !req
320. - Did you like Billy Budd?
- It was okay.Copy !req
321. - My teacher says it's a gay book.
- Mr. Weggler?Copy !req
322. That is ridiculous.Copy !req
323. I've heard that before.Copy !req
324. - That was written when, in the 19th century?
- I didn't even know they had fags back then.Copy !req
325. - No offense.
- I'm not gay.Copy !req
326. - You're not?
- No.Copy !req
327. I read where they found
gay cave drawings in Africa.Copy !req
328. Really? Shut up.Copy !req
329. This stuff is pervading
our educational system...Copy !req
330. not to mention movies, TV shows.Copy !req
331. - What stuff?
- This gay nonsense they're teaching.Copy !req
332. I am sorry, but Billy
Budd is not a homosexual book.Copy !req
333. Actually, it is, Mother.Copy !req
334. I saw the movie, Meadow,
with Terence Stamp.Copy !req
335. Terence Stamp was in
Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert.Copy !req
336. I don't know about that.Copy !req
337. But Billy Budd is a
story of an innocent sailor...Copy !req
338. being picked on by an evil boss.Copy !req
339. Who is picking on
him out of self-loathing...Copy !req
340. caused by homosexual feelings
in a military context.Copy !req
341. - Oh, please.
- Okay.Copy !req
342. Actually, Mrs. Soprano...Copy !req
343. there is a passage in the book...Copy !req
344. where Melville compares Billy to a
nude statue of Adam before the Fall.Copy !req
345. - Really?
- I thought you read it.Copy !req
346. So, it's a biblical reference,
does that make it gay?Copy !req
347. - What's the difference?
- I'm just saying it's ridiculous...Copy !req
348. how everything is being sold
as homosexual nowadays.Copy !req
349. Must be a gay book. Billy Budd's
the ship's florist, right?Copy !req
350. Leslie Fiedler has written extensively
on gay themes in literature...Copy !req
351. since the early '60s, Billy
Budd in particular.Copy !req
352. She doesn't know
what she's talking about.Copy !req
353. She's a "he," Mother, and he's lectured
at Columbia, as a matter of fact.Copy !req
354. Well, maybe he's gay,
you ever thought of that?Copy !req
355. They broke the urn.Copy !req
356. He sent Little Paulie to trash
Carmine's restaurant?Copy !req
357. He works for me.Copy !req
358. What do I know?Copy !req
359. A lot more than me, that's for sure.Copy !req
360. Everybody does.Copy !req
361. We've been friends a long time, Paulie.
I'm gonna go off the record here.Copy !req
362. You know, I probably shouldn't be telling
you this, but since you ask...Copy !req
363. I think certain people are
starting to wonder where your heart is.Copy !req
364. People who? Tony? What the fuck's
that supposed to mean?Copy !req
365. Right there. Your attitude lately.Copy !req
366. Four months inside, I'm supposed
to skip down the street?Copy !req
367. You're only as good as your
last envelope. You know that.Copy !req
368. You have any idea what Albert
kicked up last week?Copy !req
369. Fuck that fucking parakeet.Copy !req
370. I got a relationship with
Tony Albert'll never have.Copy !req
371. No matter how far he
sticks his tongue up Tony's ass.Copy !req
372. All right, fuck this.Copy !req
373. Every friendship has
its peaks and valleys.Copy !req
374. Right now, me and Tony
are in the valley.Copy !req
375. The cycle comes
around, it'll be different.Copy !req
376. I'm past worrying I gotta be
the top earner every fucking second.Copy !req
377. So there you go then.Copy !req
378. Don't give me that smart-alecky shit.Copy !req
379. Don't forget, I go back
in this family to Johnny.Copy !req
380. Before you even.Copy !req
381. It's your fault anyway.Copy !req
382. All this shit started with that Russian prick
when I had to go pick up your $5,000.Copy !req
383. You know, things might be
a little different, Paulie...Copy !req
384. if you'd accept some responsibility
for a change.Copy !req
385. You're a wormy cocksucker,
you know that?Copy !req
386. I'm just telling you how you're
being fucking perceived!Copy !req
387. Just worry about how you're
fucking perceived!Copy !req
388. Nobody knows what the future
holds, my friend.Copy !req
389. You heard what he did
to the fucking restaurant?Copy !req
390. So how do you want to respond?Copy !req
391. We got to break this guy's back.Copy !req
392. I haven't wanted to do this.Copy !req
393. But it's gotta be.Copy !req
394. Call the union.Copy !req
395. His mother was coming.Copy !req
396. He was so excited, Ro.Copy !req
397. We had a date to go to Colortile.Copy !req
398. - A date?
- To look at tile for his mother's apartment.Copy !req
399. No phone call, no note.Copy !req
400. - I know I sound foolish.
- No, you don't, honey.Copy !req
401. When I ran into Darlene at church...Copy !req
402. I felt like somebody punched
me in the stomach.Copy !req
403. I almost threw up the sacrament.Copy !req
404. - What am I gonna do, Ro?
- What's there to do?Copy !req
405. A couple of months,
you'll forget all about him.Copy !req
406. I don't know if I can.Copy !req
407. You don't think Tony
said something to him, do you?Copy !req
408. I didn't see what all the fuss was,
particularly for what it cost.Copy !req
409. Remember we saw Man of
La Mancha that time?Copy !req
410. Richard Kiley stared at Ma the whole time
he was singing The Impossible Dream.Copy !req
411. - How I cried.
- Give me Sondheim any day.Copy !req
412. When Salvatore was alive, Minn
went to the theater every week.Copy !req
413. He did well, Salvatore.Copy !req
414. - Barber scissors, right?
- Precision cutlery, 46 years.Copy !req
415. There you are, sir.Copy !req
416. Finally, the doggy bags.Copy !req
417. I give these to my son.Copy !req
418. Here's for Ma and me.
Parking and gas, I'll take care of.Copy !req
419. I have $100 I need to break.Copy !req
420. Come on, Ma.Copy !req
421. Shoot, I forgot to cash my check.Copy !req
422. - Don't you have direct deposit?
- She doesn't even have a savings account.Copy !req
423. - I like to have the money right in my hands.
- Still keep it under the mattress?Copy !req
424. Never you mind where I
keep it. I need change.Copy !req
425. Where's my rolls?Copy !req
426. - I don't know, Ma.
- Waiter?Copy !req
427. These Parker House rolls,
they belong to my ma.Copy !req
428. They do not. They were for the table.Copy !req
429. Wrap these up, will you? Cellophane.Copy !req
430. Come on, Ma.Copy !req
431. What the fuck is this now?Copy !req
432. Can I have your attention, please?Copy !req
433. I repeat, can I have your
attention, please?Copy !req
434. Whoa. What's going on?Copy !req
435. You the foreman? Dave Fusco.Copy !req
436. I'm the business agent
for Local 87, Laborers.Copy !req
437. It's come to our attention
this site is employing...Copy !req
438. a substantial number of non-union laborers
in violation of our master contract.Copy !req
439. Come on, what the fuck?Copy !req
440. - Frankly, sir, I'm shocked and appalled.
- Yeah, right. What are you, fucking kidding?Copy !req
441. This site is shut
down until further notice.Copy !req
442. Hey, how you doing?Copy !req
443. We just want you to know how glad
we are a guy like you is on the jury.Copy !req
444. That mob thing, that
Junior Soprano trial.Copy !req
445. - I got that.
- $14.20.Copy !req
446. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
447. It's a privilege.Copy !req
448. Hard-working guy.Copy !req
449. Wife and two kids.Copy !req
450. Performing a civic duty
we should all take part in.Copy !req
451. We know you'll do the right thing.Copy !req
452. - Hello?
- Hey, it's me, what are you doing?Copy !req
453. Nothing, just reading. You all right?Copy !req
454. Yeah, I just wanted to talk to you.Copy !req
455. Did I do something to piss you off?Copy !req
456. What are you talking about?Copy !req
457. I know you were kinda mad
at me the other night.Copy !req
458. - Why would I be mad?
- I don't know.Copy !req
459. Anyway, the reason I called.Copy !req
460. It's kind of near my birthday and
I was thinking we'd do our tradition.Copy !req
461. Go to the Plaza for tea
under Eloise's picture.Copy !req
462. Really? That's so wonderful.Copy !req
463. Are you crying?Copy !req
464. I'm just happy, that's so thoughtful.Copy !req
465. I was thinking tomorrow. It's the only
day I have before we go to Canada.Copy !req
466. Well, I have my nails in
the morning, but I could...Copy !req
467. drive in and meet you after that.Copy !req
468. Actually, I'll be on the West
Side, maybe you can pick me up?Copy !req
469. Sure. I'll take the George
Washington Bridge.Copy !req
470. Why take the bridge if
you're going to midtown?Copy !req
471. - I know how to get to the city, Meadow.
- All right. I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
472. - How's 1:00?
- That's fine.Copy !req
473. On second thought,
I'll just meet you there.Copy !req
474. - I love you.
- I love you, too.Copy !req
475. Well, it happened.Copy !req
476. Stubborn old fuck
shut down the Esplanade.Copy !req
477. This business agent he
owns was there from the union.Copy !req
478. Put on an Emmy-caliber performance.Copy !req
479. Let him run this 40 percent bullshit by
the other bosses, see if they put up with it!Copy !req
480. If you want, we could
torch a few of his cement trucks.Copy !req
481. No. No retaliation,
counter-retaliation.Copy !req
482. - We just sit tight.
- It's gonna cost us, T.Copy !req
483. - That's why Carmine did it.
- It's gonna cost him, too.Copy !req
484. - I brought these!
- Sorry.Copy !req
485. I am not wearing the gloves.
Soprano family tradition, notwithstanding.Copy !req
486. I didn't think so.Copy !req
487. But I'm wearing mine.Copy !req
488. Where'd you park?Copy !req
489. There's a lot over on 57th Street.Copy !req
490. Is that okay or would you like
to lecture me on parking, too?Copy !req
491. What are you talking about?Copy !req
492. I figure since you're also an authority
on driving directions.Copy !req
493. - Very funny.
- Not to mention literature.Copy !req
494. So it's the Billy Budd thing.Copy !req
495. I was merely pointing out to you...Copy !req
496. what serious literary critics
have to say about the book.Copy !req
497. These look delicious.Copy !req
498. So, how is Finn? When
are you leaving for Montreal?Copy !req
499. Wednesday morning. He'll pick me up
at home, I have my ski clothes there...Copy !req
500. so I'm gonna stay over the night
before and do some laundry.Copy !req
501. - Is that a problem?
- No, of course not.Copy !req
502. As long as he stays in the guest room.Copy !req
503. He's not staying, Mother.Copy !req
504. Well, the way you
two hang on each other...Copy !req
505. Well, excuse me, Mrs. Danvers.
What do you have against love?Copy !req
506. - Nothing.
- Why are you not happy for me?Copy !req
507. What, are you jealous? Just 'cause
you and Dad are middle-aged?Copy !req
508. Watch it, young lady.Copy !req
509. - What, am I a child?
- Actually, yes.Copy !req
510. Your apartment in Manhattan,
notwithstanding.Copy !req
511. What?Copy !req
512. I'm sure your friend the princess
found us quite amusing.Copy !req
513. You're the one who wanted me
to go to an Ivy League school.Copy !req
514. These are the type who go there.
There are also people...Copy !req
515. who grew up without indoor plumbing
but you would know even less about them.Copy !req
516. Would you rather I transfer
to Montclair State?Copy !req
517. Then maybe I can drop out like you did.Copy !req
518. I'm sorry.Copy !req
519. I invited you here to have a
nice time, not to belittle me.Copy !req
520. Maybe you'll be happier
if I didn't come around.Copy !req
521. Except that won't happen. 'Cause
you'll need money in about a week.Copy !req
522. You know what? To hell
with not coming around...Copy !req
523. I'll just transfer to Northwestern
so I can be near Finn when he goes.Copy !req
524. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
525. Carmine, hey, what are you doing here?Copy !req
526. - I'm a guest. My housekeeper's daughter.
- Small world.Copy !req
527. The groom's dad is my third cousin.Copy !req
528. Beautiful ceremony.Copy !req
529. So, listen, about all this
stuff that's going on.Copy !req
530. - Tony and all.
- What's your name again?Copy !req
531. Paulie Gualtieri. Jersey?Copy !req
532. Your father was run over
by a trolley, right?Copy !req
533. Johnny talked to you about me, right?Copy !req
534. Johnny who? Sack?Copy !req
535. Talk to me about what?Copy !req
536. - Anything good?
- Just bills.Copy !req
537. - So, you never told me about your lunch.
- It was horrible, since you ask.Copy !req
538. She's threatening to transfer
to Northwestern.Copy !req
539. - What brought that on?
- Boyfriend probably, Finn.Copy !req
540. Maybe she wants to put some space
between us, I don't know.Copy !req
541. - Why would she wanna do that?
- You know, frankly, I don't care.Copy !req
542. The way I feel now, if I never see
her again, that would be just fine.Copy !req
543. - How could you say that?
- Look, Tony, I don't feel well.Copy !req
544. My joints ache, my stomach
is all queasy.Copy !req
545. You asked, I told.Copy !req
546. Just making conversation.Copy !req
547. If you don't care what the
answer is, don't ask!Copy !req
548. All right, calm down!Copy !req
549. I don't have enough on my plate?Copy !req
550. One of my key guys disappeared
to Naples for Christ's sakes!Copy !req
551. Have you seen my Nordica goggles?Copy !req
552. Yeah, they're in the basement.Copy !req
553. I had to solder something
in my computer.Copy !req
554. - What're you reading?
- Death in Venice.Copy !req
555. Mr. Weggler assigned it.Copy !req
556. Where's Mom?Copy !req
557. Bed, I guess.Copy !req
558. - She seem weird to you lately?
- How?Copy !req
559. - Angry, sad?
- I guess she's been crying a lot.Copy !req
560. - Since when?
- Last week.Copy !req
561. - I think she's upset about Furio's dad.
- Why, what do you mean?Copy !req
562. Well, he died.Copy !req
563. And I think Furio went back
to Italy or something.Copy !req
564. - She was going over there a lot.
- To Furio's?Copy !req
565. She was helping him decorate.
And she made me go, too.Copy !req
566. It was really a pain in the ass.Copy !req
567. She took you there? More than once?Copy !req
568. I don't know, a couple, three times.Copy !req
569. Oh, dude.Copy !req
570. - Meeting's over.
- Jesus!Copy !req
571. Who's there?Copy !req
572. What're you doing?Copy !req
573. Minn! Your door was open.Copy !req
574. I brought you something from my ma.Copy !req
575. What are you doing in my house?Copy !req
576. Take it easy. I
didn't know you were home.Copy !req
577. - Your car was gone.
- It's being repaired.Copy !req
578. - What are you doing?
- Calling your mother.Copy !req
579. I know you.Copy !req
580. You got any coffee?Copy !req
581. My kitchen's all
wiped off for the night.Copy !req
582. Well, this week
then, I'll bring my ma...Copy !req
583. the three of us, we'll go have
lunch over at Pal's Cabin.Copy !req
584. You're here to rob me.Copy !req
585. No, what are you crazy?
Just calm down, okay?Copy !req
586. You're a disgrace to your mother!Copy !req
587. Don't set that thing off!
You think I'm here to hurt you?Copy !req
588. - You've known me since I'm a kid.
- Help!Copy !req
589. What are you doing?Copy !req
590. Fuck!Copy !req
591. Minn, wait!Copy !req
592. You were always a little bastard!Copy !req
593. Shut up with that fucking mouth!Copy !req
594. Help!Copy !req
595. Oh, no.Copy !req
596. - There's the skip.
- Hey.Copy !req
597. For you.Copy !req
598. I know things have been slow lately.Copy !req
599. That ought to bring us up to date.Copy !req
600. - What'd you do, rob a bank?
- Back in business, T.Copy !req
601. - What, are you going to track?
- Thinking about it.Copy !req
602. Ton'! Johnny Sack for you.Copy !req
603. - What's that prick want?
- I don't know.Copy !req
604. Let me take this.Copy !req
605. Hello?Copy !req
606. Thought we did.Copy !req
607. All right, I'll meet you.Copy !req
608. Did you say goodbye to your mother?Copy !req
609. She went to the market
while I was in the shower.Copy !req
610. She loves you, Meadow.Copy !req
611. You know that, don't you?Copy !req
612. - I know.
- Come here.Copy !req
613. Cut her some slack, will you?Copy !req
614. You gotta understand, she's
going through a rough time right now.Copy !req
615. - How come?
- Change of life, maybe.Copy !req
616. Her kids are growing up.Copy !req
617. We talked about this
in counseling, me and her.Copy !req
618. You guys went to counseling?Copy !req
619. Yeah, it's part of the therapy
for the panic attacks and all.Copy !req
620. - You were in therapy?
- You knew that, didn't you?Copy !req
621. Oh, my God.Copy !req
622. On some level she may feel...Copy !req
623. unfulfilled.Copy !req
624. Switch on Rosie O'Donnell,
that's all these women bitch about.Copy !req
625. A little of that's probably
my fault anyway.Copy !req
626. It's an epidemic, right?Copy !req
627. - You really think that's it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
628. It's probably the beginning
of menopause, like you said.Copy !req
629. All right, you go have a good time.Copy !req
630. Thanks.Copy !req
631. Well, here I am, what is it?Copy !req
632. We go back a long way, Tony.Copy !req
633. We've come way too far
to let it all go to shit.Copy !req
634. With all due respect, you wanna go
down memory lane, put it in second gear.Copy !req
635. The Esplanade now.Copy !req
636. I wish for Carmine's own
sake he'd ease off.Copy !req
637. Why don't you tell him that?Copy !req
638. He's so easily upset these days.Copy !req
639. His teeth.Copy !req
640. I'll tell you, that restaurant
thing didn't help.Copy !req
641. He hurt my appraiser.
What was I supposed to do?Copy !req
642. It's on page four of the
boss manual, John. Jesus!Copy !req
643. You're preaching to the choir, Tony.Copy !req
644. You don't even wanna hear
how many of his decisions...Copy !req
645. end up lightening my pockets.Copy !req
646. Why you telling me all this, John?Copy !req
647. Because at heart, I know
you're a pragmatist.Copy !req
648. As I am.Copy !req
649. I'm telling you now...Copy !req
650. Carmine won't bend.Copy !req
651. And I just told you, I won't.Copy !req
652. If Carmine's health were bad...Copy !req
653. if something were to happen
to him, God forbid...Copy !req
654. all of this
unpleasantness would just...Copy !req
655. John, Carmine's fine.Copy !req
656. Yes. He's very healthy.Copy !req
657. Thank God.Copy !req
658. Call me.Copy !req
659. Holy shit.Copy !req
660. As soon as we get off this barge,
I never wanna see you again.Copy !req
661. - Yes?
- Tonight?Copy !req
662. No.Copy !req
663. You're home early.Copy !req
664. What are you watching?Copy !req
665. How to Marry a Millionaire.Copy !req
666. Do I have a fever?Copy !req
667. Maybe. A little.Copy !req
668. - You want some Advil?
- I took some.Copy !req
669. I talked to Meadow this morning.Copy !req
670. She left for her ski trip.Copy !req
671. She's a good kid, Carm.Copy !req
672. She hates my guts, Tony.Copy !req
673. She doesn't hate you.Copy !req
674. She's gonna call you.Copy !req
675. Come on, you know how that works.Copy !req
676. Finn will go.Copy !req
677. She'll forget all about
him in a couple of weeks.Copy !req
678. In a few years she'll find
somebody else, settle down.Copy !req
679. Maybe she won't, who knows.Copy !req
680. She can do whatever she wants.Copy !req
681. She's becoming a wonderful woman, Carm.Copy !req
682. Smart, beautiful...Copy !req
683. independent woman that you created.Copy !req
684. Isn't that what you dreamed about?Copy !req
685. Yes.Copy !req