1. And now, the news.Copy !req
2. You wanna take it for a test drive?Copy !req
3. Last week we talked about
you feeling like the sad clown.Copy !req
4. What's going on now?Copy !req
5. Well, I had a dream the other night...Copy !req
6. I was riding in a Cadillac,
like my father used to have.Copy !req
7. Carmela was driving, and I was
in the back passenger seat.Copy !req
8. Sitting next to me was Gloria.Copy !req
9. In front of me, sitting next to Carmela,
was a business associate of mine.Copy !req
10. He's the one whose son had the accident.Copy !req
11. I don't know where
we were going. No place.Copy !req
12. 'Cause we never seemed to get anywhere.Copy !req
13. Kinda like this therapy.Copy !req
14. And it was hot in
the car, it was stuffy.Copy !req
15. There was no air-conditioning.Copy !req
16. That's all of it.Copy !req
17. Oh, and...Copy !req
18. my friend had a caterpillar on his head.Copy !req
19. It turned into a butterfly.Copy !req
20. Has your friend recently changed?Copy !req
21. Not a friend. Associate.Copy !req
22. - And no.
- What do you think the dream means?Copy !req
23. Can't you tell me what
the fucking thing means?Copy !req
24. I mean, you obviously know.Copy !req
25. Why do we have to go through
this exercise every time?Copy !req
26. I don't obviously know.
I didn't have the dream.Copy !req
27. The meaning is elicited
through verbalization.Copy !req
28. And the gehoxtahagen is framed
up by the ramistan.Copy !req
29. Okay. Your wife...Copy !req
30. your mistress, a business
associate, you...Copy !req
31. all in the same car.Copy !req
32. - Your father's car.
- With my wife driving...Copy !req
33. which, if my father were alive...Copy !req
34. he wouldn't have stood
for two fucking seconds.Copy !req
35. I hear anger.Copy !req
36. No, I'm just saying,
the old guys were different.Copy !req
37. - Men in the front, wives in the back.
- You like that arrangement?Copy !req
38. Actually, I think the wife should ride
in a little cart behind the car.Copy !req
39. Like in the cartoons.Copy !req
40. Like behind Noah's Ark,
there's a little boat with the skunks.Copy !req
41. So wives are skunks?Copy !req
42. - But Carmela is in control in the dream.
- Why? 'Cause she's driving?Copy !req
43. Whatever's gone on with the other two,
you want to square it with Carmela.Copy !req
44. - Why?
- That's what we need to find out.Copy !req
45. Freud says dreams are wishes.Copy !req
46. Dreams are wishes?Copy !req
47. I thought you said that dreams
represent repressed urges and—Copy !req
48. - It depends.
- I oughta quit this fucking therapy.Copy !req
49. "Maybe it's this, maybe
it's that." Maybe it's a fungule!Copy !req
50. What about impulse control? I been sitting
in this chair for four years...Copy !req
51. and nothing's been done about that!Copy !req
52. And it leads me to
make mistakes at my work!Copy !req
53. What good did you do me with that?Copy !req
54. - Let's get back to the dream.
- Oh, fuck the dream, it's just a dream.Copy !req
55. Jesus Christ, the money I spend here,
I could've bought a Ferrari.Copy !req
56. At least I would've
got a blowjob out of that!Copy !req
57. - What do you mean?
- Please.Copy !req
58. Don't get me started.Copy !req
59. I think you're glossing over the significant
accomplishments we've made in here.Copy !req
60. "My mother would come when
she looked at a pot roast."Copy !req
61. "Oh, you're second
in the birthing order."Copy !req
62. "Oh, Carmela's driving the car,
how fucking interesting."Copy !req
63. When you first came here,
you were clinically depressed.Copy !req
64. You suffered from panic attacks
that put your life in danger.Copy !req
65. There's been significant relief
in both those areas.Copy !req
66. You're right, but...Copy !req
67. I mean, come on.Copy !req
68. I've been coming here four years now.Copy !req
69. I've been a good sport.Copy !req
70. Sophia! Your jacket.Copy !req
71. You're just getting
over a cold, come on.Copy !req
72. I miss you so much.Copy !req
73. I'd be with you right now
if it wasn't for the kids.Copy !req
74. We want a 40-percent position
in your HUD business.Copy !req
75. 'Cause I bent on the other thing, you're
entitled to reach into my pocket on this?Copy !req
76. That was a gesture of goodwill.Copy !req
77. We've been down this
road before. We share Zellman.Copy !req
78. Therefore, any of the fruits
of Zellman, we're entitled to.Copy !req
79. - We done here?
- Fucking Ralph.Copy !req
80. Where's your point man on this thing?Copy !req
81. - He missed his drops this week.
- I don't know. Maybe you can tell me.Copy !req
82. About what we expected.Copy !req
83. Blooming Onion. Cool.Copy !req
84. The steak with the toothpick is Daddy's,
he likes it still mooing.Copy !req
85. I saw on CNBC that Outback's
profitability is—Copy !req
86. Excuse me.Copy !req
87. - Dad?
- Wait, sit.Copy !req
88. Sit and eat. It's a sin
to waste good food.Copy !req
89. Try the mushrooms. I don't know what
they do to them, but they're delicious.Copy !req
90. I'm all right.Copy !req
91. The kids are fed.Copy !req
92. Thank you.Copy !req
93. - What did you do with the cake today?
- Cake?Copy !req
94. Your daughter saw it in
the back of your car.Copy !req
95. She told me about it when I
picked her up from practice.Copy !req
96. I took it to Karen's grave.Copy !req
97. I buried it.Copy !req
98. Today was our anniversary.Copy !req
99. Fourteen years.Copy !req
100. I wish you would've told me about it
before I picked up the steaks from Outback.Copy !req
101. The sides alone were over $30.Copy !req
102. How often do you go to the grave?Copy !req
103. Every day. That's what I miss
the most, talking to her.Copy !req
104. Believe me, Bobby, I know.
I lost both my parents.Copy !req
105. It's very easy for people
to give facile advice:Copy !req
106. "Suck it up, move on," etc.Copy !req
107. I'm not gonna tell you that.
Grieving is a process.Copy !req
108. Sometimes courage isn't a value.Copy !req
109. Tony.Copy !req
110. - Hello?
- Look...Copy !req
111. let's not let this get out of hand.Copy !req
112. We've been doing good business
for a while now.Copy !req
113. Carmine agrees. I agree.Copy !req
114. Forty percent is not
gonna happen. We all know it.Copy !req
115. I'm willing to go five and a half.Copy !req
116. - Hello?
- Not acceptable.Copy !req
117. This guy who does the housing
appraisals for Tony—Copy !req
118. "Vic the Appraiser," they call him.Copy !req
119. I want you to pay a visit
to this Polack Tony Soprano's...Copy !req
120. got doing phony house appraisals.Copy !req
121. Vic the Appraiser.Copy !req
122. Make this guy understand
that he's gonna be working for us...Copy !req
123. on these shithole houses
we bought in Jersey.Copy !req
124. You got it.Copy !req
125. Why did he get her a cake? She died.Copy !req
126. Go back to bed.Copy !req
127. Nicky Ghilardi said mommy's ghost
is gonna come back and haunt us.Copy !req
128. There's no such things as ghosts.Copy !req
129. The cake?Copy !req
130. Maybe it was for the nuns.Copy !req
131. Sometimes, when I'm walking down
the hallway, I can smell her hair.Copy !req
132. Well, maybe if we did something bad,
she'd haunt us for our own good.Copy !req
133. There's nothing to be scared
of. Go back to bed.Copy !req
134. Tony's pretty hot...Copy !req
135. that you didn't counteroffer.Copy !req
136. God forbid, if this gets really bad...Copy !req
137. there could be a change.Copy !req
138. Tony?Copy !req
139. Suffice to say, no matter
what happens now, or in the future...Copy !req
140. Carmine won't forget you.Copy !req
141. And as far as us talking like this...Copy !req
142. It's just because we're old friends.Copy !req
143. And I know I can blow off
a little steam with you.Copy !req
144. Cheaper than a bartender.Copy !req
145. I'm only trying to bring good
relations between the families...Copy !req
146. as I always do and always will.Copy !req
147. No matter what
happens or who's in charge.Copy !req
148. If it's me, God forbid...Copy !req
149. or whoever.Copy !req
150. - Hey, Branca. How you doing?
- Hello.Copy !req
151. - Is he around?
- Shaving.Copy !req
152. - How's your boss?
- Shaving his face.Copy !req
153. No, your employer there, Miss Kirilenko?Copy !req
154. Fine.Copy !req
155. Reason I'm asking is
'cause we didn't get the bill.Copy !req
156. - Here he is.
- I've fucking had it.Copy !req
157. - With what?
- Everything.Copy !req
158. - Did you offer my nephew something?
- I'm a registered nurse.Copy !req
159. - Not maid.
- Did you offer him an aspirin?Copy !req
160. Cunt.Copy !req
161. What's with you?Copy !req
162. This fucking competency hearing.Copy !req
163. Delayed twice, and now it's
coming up on Friday.Copy !req
164. I don't know whether to chill the
champagne or shit in my pants.Copy !req
165. It's gonna be...Copy !req
166. You got shaving cream all over you.Copy !req
167. Don't you wash yourself off?Copy !req
168. - It's over here, too.
- Yeah, it's that fucking lighting upstairs.Copy !req
169. If Bobby put in the right wattage...Copy !req
170. All right, listen.Copy !req
171. We found out where the jurors meet every
day before they're bused to the courthouse.Copy !req
172. Now if this mental competency
thing don't work—Copy !req
173. I don't wanna talk about it.Copy !req
174. So, what is the
story there with you two?Copy !req
175. He's a great guy. He's just
still very much in mourning.Copy !req
176. We're stuck at platonic.Copy !req
177. Well, Karen was a wonderful person.Copy !req
178. I'm sure God must have his reasons...Copy !req
179. but sometimes you have to wonder.Copy !req
180. Well, I'm sure she was as good as gold,
but he's developing a psychosis.Copy !req
181. Her clothes are still in the closet.Copy !req
182. And yesterday he bought her
a cake for their anniversary...Copy !req
183. and he buried it at her grave.Copy !req
184. What? At her grave?Copy !req
185. God forbid that I should say something,
because I would be perceived as a harpy...Copy !req
186. coming between him and his
dead, idealized wife.Copy !req
187. Listen, you, don't
make any plans for Sunday.Copy !req
188. The Baccilieris are coming over.
Make those kids feel welcome.Copy !req
189. - Bobby Junior? The kid's like 11.
- I don't ask you to do chore one!Copy !req
190. You can go without seeing Devin
and your friends for one night.Copy !req
191. Yeah, we were supposed to study.
But I guess you don't care about that.Copy !req
192. Vic!Copy !req
193. You don't return Johnny's phone calls?Copy !req
194. What did you say?Copy !req
195. I'm only the appraiser!Copy !req
196. Now, let me appraise you of this.Copy !req
197. Be at the Red Chimney on
Route 3, 9:00 tomorrow morning...Copy !req
198. ready to go to work
for Johnny and Carmine.Copy !req
199. Victor's scared now.Copy !req
200. - Nobody knows where he is.
- Look, it's a bluff.Copy !req
201. They don't wanna
start a separate operation.Copy !req
202. You know the costs that are
involved in a HUD scam?Copy !req
203. You got the appraiser, the poverty pimp.Copy !req
204. They want in on a going thing.Copy !req
205. You want me to pay a visit
to Johnny Sack's guys?Copy !req
206. Just say the word.Copy !req
207. You know what?Copy !req
208. - I'm not gonna go fucking ballistic.
- All due respect, T.Copy !req
209. Throwing your appraiser a beating
was a provocation to you directly.Copy !req
210. There he is.Copy !req
211. You tell him to stop beeping that horn,
or I'm gonna shove it up his fucking ass!Copy !req
212. - All right, Sil.
- Enjoy the game.Copy !req
213. - I'll see you, Tony.
- All right, Vit'.Copy !req
214. You ever talk to Beansie
down there in Florida?Copy !req
215. Now and then.Copy !req
216. Does he ever run into Carmine's
son down in Miami?Copy !req
217. I'll be on my cell if you need me.Copy !req
218. Beansie tells me...Copy !req
219. - he sees Little Carmine all the time.
- Well, maybe Beansie can feel him out.Copy !req
220. See if he's receptive to a meet with me.Copy !req
221. Maybe we can work this shit out,
if he talks to his old man.Copy !req
222. Beansie's gotta happen to run into him.Copy !req
223. Not like we're asking.Copy !req
224. Yeah, it was pretty cool.Copy !req
225. Look at that.Copy !req
226. Just stuffed artichokes.Copy !req
227. No cactus for me.Copy !req
228. You're not Italian if you
don't like artichoke.Copy !req
229. So what, Mike Piazza
eats nothing but artichokes?Copy !req
230. I mean, that's dicked up.Copy !req
231. All right.Copy !req
232. I like rice. Maybe I'm Chinese.Copy !req
233. - A.J.
- You, too, Bobby.Copy !req
234. How'd you like it if
Oriental kids were making fun of you?Copy !req
235. I'll get it.Copy !req
236. - You want an artichoke, Bobby Junior?
- No.Copy !req
237. - It's dinnertime.
- You sure, B.J.?Copy !req
238. - You're really missing out.
- I said already.Copy !req
239. Hi, Mrs. Soprano.Copy !req
240. Everybody, this is Devin.Copy !req
241. - Would you like something to eat?
- No, thank you, I'll just wait inside.Copy !req
242. She tell you who I saw at Schantz's
Hardware last week?Copy !req
243. Oh, God, do you have to tell
every person you run into?Copy !req
244. I'll put an end to the
mystery right now. Connie Francis.Copy !req
245. Excuse me.Copy !req
246. She was looking at recessed lighting.Copy !req
247. I put in recessed lighting.
But I'm sorry now.Copy !req
248. - Hello?
- Tony, it's me.Copy !req
249. Hey, how you doing?Copy !req
250. Fine fettle. Listen,
I spoke to our friend.Copy !req
251. The son. He seemed very receptive.Copy !req
252. Tuesday night.Copy !req
253. We'll meet down here in Florida.Copy !req
254. We'll pick a place later.Copy !req
255. I got my stepdaughter
and her friends this weekend.Copy !req
256. I'm gonna have to bring them along.Copy !req
257. Okay, good. Thanks.Copy !req
258. Somebody will call you.Copy !req
259. Where is Anthony?Copy !req
260. He went upstairs with that girl.Copy !req
261. You two come with me.Copy !req
262. That door is not supposed to be closed.Copy !req
263. We were studying.Copy !req
264. - Is this how you treat your guests?
- My guests?Copy !req
265. You invited them.Copy !req
266. These kids just lost their mom.
Could you give them a little time?Copy !req
267. - You know how much Little Bobby likes you.
- Now what am l, daycare?Copy !req
268. You must have a million games in here.Copy !req
269. Clue, Monopoly. Help them
pick something out.Copy !req
270. Come on in, kids. A.J.'s gonna
help you find a game.Copy !req
271. Spirit...Copy !req
272. speak to me.Copy !req
273. Is Bobby Junior gay?Copy !req
274. Now, do it again for real, like last
time with the dead little baby.Copy !req
275. Quit messing around.Copy !req
276. Okay, serious.Copy !req
277. Spirits, identify yourself.Copy !req
278. - You're forcing it again.
- Shut up!Copy !req
279. Do you think it's my mom?Copy !req
280. Probably not. It's not people you know.Copy !req
281. - Will you do it with me, Devin?
- Okay.Copy !req
282. Spirit. Do you know Karen Baccilieri?Copy !req
283. Is she making new friends in heaven?Copy !req
284. - Maybe we should play something else.
- This is stupid. Let's play Clue.Copy !req
285. You're just a scared little baby.Copy !req
286. I'm not scared. I have
this game at home.Copy !req
287. I used to play it all the time...Copy !req
288. until it got boring.Copy !req
289. How about we try and contact
the dead for real?Copy !req
290. Just heard from our friend.Copy !req
291. The other guy'll sit down.
I'm going on Tuesday.Copy !req
292. - Want me there?
- I was thinking of bringing Paulie down.Copy !req
293. Face time with you could
be what he needs.Copy !req
294. - He's on the rag lately.
- Then I decided against it.Copy !req
295. The other day, we
were talking about Florida.Copy !req
296. - I noticed you clammed up around Paulie.
- You did, too.Copy !req
297. It occurred to me that
maybe Paulie's the one...Copy !req
298. telling our friend in New
York all our business.Copy !req
299. - Somebody had to pass along that fat joke.
- He was in Youngstown at the time.Copy !req
300. - In the can.
- What, people can't visit him?Copy !req
301. Jesus, you believe this shit?Copy !req
302. We're talking about fucking Paulie here.Copy !req
303. For now, he's got no reason
to know about the trip.Copy !req
304. - Nobody's got a reason to know.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
305. It's on a need-to-know
basis.Copy !req
306. And get this fucking appraiser
working again.Copy !req
307. I got houses just sitting there.Copy !req
308. You got to hold hands.Copy !req
309. And nobody let go.Copy !req
310. The most important thing...Copy !req
311. is that you keep your eyes
closed during the ceremony...Copy !req
312. because if you open them,
whatever spirits we're speaking to...Copy !req
313. will permanently remain trapped
between worlds forever.Copy !req
314. Everybody's eyes shut?Copy !req
315. Oh, great spirit from beyond.Copy !req
316. Reveal yourself.Copy !req
317. Give us a sign of your presence.Copy !req
318. - Keep laughing if you think it's funny.
- It was you.Copy !req
319. - You hear that?
- What?Copy !req
320. - I heard it.
- Me, too.Copy !req
321. Wait.Copy !req
322. I see a...Copy !req
323. gray mist...Copy !req
324. - with little specks of light.
- That's what I'm seeing, too.Copy !req
325. Wait.Copy !req
326. I see somebody. An old man.Copy !req
327. Spirit from another dimension,
can you reveal yourself?Copy !req
328. What?Copy !req
329. - What's that?
- How come he's only talking to you?Copy !req
330. Because I'm the oldest,
and closest to the afterlife.Copy !req
331. You're a sea captain?Copy !req
332. Captain Jacobus? What?Copy !req
333. He says it's a terrible storm.
It's raining where you are?Copy !req
334. Waves are smashing against the boat?Copy !req
335. He's here!Copy !req
336. Oh, Jesus Christ, they'll kill me.Copy !req
337. What's going on?Copy !req
338. Oh, my God, what happened?Copy !req
339. Nothing, we were just playing.Copy !req
340. We were playing Ouija board.
And then A.J. did this séance.Copy !req
341. Dad, I want to go home.Copy !req
342. Soph', it's just a Ouija board.Copy !req
343. She's just scared.Copy !req
344. It's okay, honey, Daddy's here.Copy !req
345. This is your idea of fun? You scared
these kids half to death!Copy !req
346. I didn't do anything. He freaked out.Copy !req
347. - Why's your shirt all wet?
- Bobby, look, he had a sponge.Copy !req
348. After what we just talked
about, this is what you do?Copy !req
349. You asshole.Copy !req
350. You, say good night.
You, get out of my sight.Copy !req
351. I can't remember when I
was more disappointed in you.Copy !req
352. - Good night.
- You know what?Copy !req
353. He locked me in the garage at the
guy with the ponytail's house.Copy !req
354. Bobby, I don't even know
what to say. I am so embarrassed.Copy !req
355. Part of growing up,
don't worry about it.Copy !req
356. I'm only the appraiser!Copy !req
357. What do you think?
You could hide from us?Copy !req
358. Tony bought three more houses
that need appraisals.Copy !req
359. I can't. I told you, please.
Johnny and Carmine's guys, they hurt me.Copy !req
360. That's nothing compared to
what we're gonna do, Victor.Copy !req
361. So go back inside, get your appraising
shit, and start appraising.Copy !req
362. Did you like the movie?Copy !req
363. What's the matter?Copy !req
364. You went to the
cemetery today, didn't you?Copy !req
365. How do you know?Copy !req
366. 'Cause you got
cemetery mud on your shoes.Copy !req
367. Mud? What are you,
Marge Hingenbrender now?Copy !req
368. What do you know about the
mud? You been spying on me?Copy !req
369. What, I can't go to the cemetery?
I got to get permission from you?Copy !req
370. We're talking about you. Not me.Copy !req
371. You know, the grave and the funeral...Copy !req
372. It's never ending. You
don't want to let it go.Copy !req
373. - Did you even pay the funeral bill yet?
- I'm never gonna pay him.Copy !req
374. Son of a bitch put an extra 15 pounds
on Karen when they did her up.Copy !req
375. This dispute with the bill
is morbid clinging.Copy !req
376. This is exactly what I mean,
we have a nice evening...Copy !req
377. and we end up
talking about your dead wife.Copy !req
378. - You invited me.
- The other night at Tony's...Copy !req
379. your kids were trying to contact
Karen on a Ouija board.Copy !req
380. What do you expect?
You're talking to a headstone.Copy !req
381. - She's my wife.
- She's dead, and I'm here.Copy !req
382. - Shut the fuck up.
- You shut the fuck up.Copy !req
383. Tony, it's Svetlana.Copy !req
384. I've just received the brooch.Copy !req
385. I want to thank you.Copy !req
386. - I don't know why I deserve it, but—
- No, I don't want to hear that.Copy !req
387. I want you to keep it.Copy !req
388. I'm gonna keep it, don't worry.Copy !req
389. Diamonds like this...Copy !req
390. It's a very nice gift. Very sweet.Copy !req
391. And what happened between us...Copy !req
392. it was nice, too.Copy !req
393. Okay, well...Copy !req
394. That's it, then?Copy !req
395. These things happen,
and then life goes on.Copy !req
396. Are you sure? Because...Copy !req
397. if you ever want to talk,
or you ever need anything—Copy !req
398. No, it's all right.Copy !req
399. Thank you for the brooch.Copy !req
400. Broke a woman's heart. Told her
I couldn't see her no more.Copy !req
401. Sad, but there was no getting around it.Copy !req
402. - Who is she?
- Takes care of my uncle.Copy !req
403. Runs an elder care agency.Copy !req
404. She took care of my mother, too.Copy !req
405. - Your former girlfriend's cousin?
- That one, yeah.Copy !req
406. - Is she your current cumare?
- No, some brief fling kind of thing.Copy !req
407. You know, after a while, I
felt like I had to cut off her leg.Copy !req
408. Not leg, affair.Copy !req
409. - Did I say leg?
- Why did you cut it off?Copy !req
410. Jesus, I am married.Copy !req
411. - What happened?
- I bought her the...Copy !req
412. It's this diamond pin that I
send to every woman when I'm...Copy !req
413. easing out the door,
I'm such a fucking prick.Copy !req
414. You know what?Copy !req
415. This is all bullshit.Copy !req
416. It was she who gave
me my walking papers.Copy !req
417. - You believe that?
- What I meant was that—Copy !req
418. You know why she
didn't want to see me anymore?Copy !req
419. She said that I was high maintenance.Copy !req
420. And this is after all the time and
all the money and all the fucking Prozac...Copy !req
421. and all the fucking cocksucking,
motherfucking dream interpretations.Copy !req
422. And she says she
didn't want to prop me up.Copy !req
423. And this from a broad that walks
around on crutches half the time.Copy !req
424. Nice?Copy !req
425. Do you agree with her characterization
of you?Copy !req
426. I'm a miserable prick.
I've said this since day one.Copy !req
427. And you're no longer interested
in changing?Copy !req
428. In finding a way out?Copy !req
429. No, I guess not.Copy !req
430. I said this last time. You
just didn't want to hear it.Copy !req
431. You're paying me for my honest opinion.Copy !req
432. You should be in therapy.Copy !req
433. All this fucking self-knowledge,
what the fuck has it gotten me?Copy !req
434. Okay, maybe it got me some
shit in the beginning.Copy !req
435. Some leadership strategies.Copy !req
436. All we do now is sit
around half the time...Copy !req
437. shooting the breeze about philosophy,
the Italians, my uncle Eckley.Copy !req
438. I try to keep the focus on the work.Copy !req
439. So when it goes off, it's my fault?
Okay, fine, I accept that.Copy !req
440. You know what she says?Copy !req
441. This broad...Copy !req
442. she's from Russia, dirt poor.Copy !req
443. She had some kind of osocarma disease
in her leg when she was nine.Copy !req
444. She says that nowhere else in the
world do people expect to be happy...Copy !req
445. except for here in this country,
and still we're not.Copy !req
446. And we got everything.Copy !req
447. And when we're not, what do
we do? We go to shrinks.Copy !req
448. For what, $6 or $7 a minute?Copy !req
449. There's some truth to what she says.Copy !req
450. But should that be a source of shame?Copy !req
451. That when the desperate struggle for
food and shelter is finally behind us...Copy !req
452. we can turn our attention...Copy !req
453. to other sources of pain and truth?Copy !req
454. "Pain and truth."Copy !req
455. Come on, I'm a fat
fucking crook from New Jersey.Copy !req
456. Now that the panic attacks
and the baseline depression...Copy !req
457. have been dealt with,
the real work can begin.Copy !req
458. - I knew you'd say something like that.
- Because it's true.Copy !req
459. When we're not constantly
having to put out fires...Copy !req
460. we can really delve into who you are...Copy !req
461. and what you're really after in your
very brief time on this earth.Copy !req
462. I'm sorry.Copy !req
463. I don't want to do this anymore.Copy !req
464. And you can say that I'm running away.Copy !req
465. But I've been here
longer than I thought I'd stay.Copy !req
466. Longer than anybody ever
thought I'd stay.Copy !req
467. And you know what? I
get no appreciation for it.Copy !req
468. You've shown a lot of courage.Copy !req
469. I commend you on that.Copy !req
470. Thank you for the commendation
and adios.Copy !req
471. Look, no fault, no foul.Copy !req
472. I appreciate
everything you've done for me.Copy !req
473. Come to your next appointment.
One more time.Copy !req
474. You'll cover my $300-a-week in
no time with some other mortadella.Copy !req
475. All right, I shouldn't have said that.Copy !req
476. Look, you saved my life
in the beginning...Copy !req
477. and for all the times I came on
like an asshole, I'm very sorry.Copy !req
478. You've got my number
if you change your mind.Copy !req
479. And if you begin to feel any of
the old feelings, you need to call me.Copy !req
480. So, what's customary? I
mean, do we shake hands?Copy !req
481. How about a diamond pin?Copy !req
482. Okay, well...Copy !req
483. Goodbye.Copy !req
484. You've reached Doctor Elliot Kupferberg.Copy !req
485. Please leave a message
at the sound of the beep.Copy !req
486. If this is an emergency...Copy !req
487. you can reach
me at 973-555-7089.Copy !req
488. Guess who's no longer a patient of mine.Copy !req
489. Calling all cars.Copy !req
490. His user name had 666.Copy !req
491. That means Satan.Copy !req
492. I was gonna park in that spot.Copy !req
493. Ball breaker, welcome to Miami.Copy !req
494. Mr. Melvoin, I've read
your application for dismissal...Copy !req
495. on the grounds of mental incompetence.Copy !req
496. And I've reviewed the
findings of the doctors in this matter.Copy !req
497. Frankly, they were unmoved
by Mr. Soprano's performance.Copy !req
498. Your Honor, to couch
it as a performance—Copy !req
499. It's their opinion that
he understands the charges...Copy !req
500. and that he's more than competent
to participate in his own defense.Copy !req
501. I'd like another round of testing.Copy !req
502. Your Honor...Copy !req
503. I didn't come all this way
to stop this trial now.Copy !req
504. Court will convene on Monday at
9:30 to continue proceedings.Copy !req
505. Your Honor, please.Copy !req
506. Since his injury, I have not had a single
conversation with Mr. Soprano...Copy !req
507. in which we've related
on any meaningful level.Copy !req
508. Feel free to take that up on appeal.Copy !req
509. Fuck!Copy !req
510. We'll get to a juror. We're
working very hard.Copy !req
511. Hello?Copy !req
512. Bobby, hi. What's up?Copy !req
513. I was just doing housework. Why?Copy !req
514. Is everything all right?Copy !req
515. Oh, my God.Copy !req
516. Tell me about it.Copy !req
517. Got home tonight.
Kids were kind of quiet.Copy !req
518. Then bedtime, all hell broke loose.Copy !req
519. Crying, wouldn't be left alone.Copy !req
520. Sophia, especially.Copy !req
521. They've been playing with that
goddamn Ouija board again.Copy !req
522. - Oh, no.
- They were trying to contact Karen.Copy !req
523. What?Copy !req
524. I don't know what to say, Bobby.Copy !req
525. I came over this afternoon
with some pound cake.Copy !req
526. I saw it.Copy !req
527. I heard them in his room
with that Ouija board.Copy !req
528. I thought, "This is not good."Copy !req
529. But then after the other night, I
didn't want to overstep my bounds.Copy !req
530. It's my fault.Copy !req
531. You're under a lot of stress.
You're a single dad.Copy !req
532. No, you were right. It's bad for them.Copy !req
533. - It's unwholesome.
- You want me to go up?Copy !req
534. I think they're asleep. Finally.Copy !req
535. I had to read to Sophia
for like an hour.Copy !req
536. She couldn't even handle a
Nancy Drew, it was too mysterious.Copy !req
537. - Go ahead.
- It's just...Copy !req
538. The dead have
nothing to say to us, Bobby.Copy !req
539. It's our own narcissism that
makes us think they even care.Copy !req
540. It does get better with time.Copy !req
541. Did you get anything to eat at
least? Can I fix you something?Copy !req
542. No, it's too much trouble.Copy !req
543. No, it's not. I'm starving, too.Copy !req
544. There's probably something in here.Copy !req
545. Karen's ziti?Copy !req
546. It's the last one she made.Copy !req
547. And it was like 300 degrees
in that Minnie Mouse head?Copy !req
548. So I took it off, you know?
I was gonna have a cigarette.Copy !req
549. - And some kid took a picture of me.
- Come on, girls.Copy !req
550. These gentlemen have things
to discuss. Let's go.Copy !req
551. Okay. Thanks.Copy !req
552. - Nice meeting you guys.
- We'll see you at the bar later.Copy !req
553. Look, Carmine.Copy !req
554. You basically know what's
going on with your dad and Johnny...Copy !req
555. and us over in Jersey.Copy !req
556. First let me say, I understand.Copy !req
557. I appreciate the respect
you're showing me by coming here...Copy !req
558. and reaching out to me at this time.Copy !req
559. Always.Copy !req
560. I will also go on record as saying...Copy !req
561. I know my old man can be
a tough nut to crack.Copy !req
562. I don't want to crack nuts, but I will.Copy !req
563. I feel the anger.Copy !req
564. When I try, for the second time...Copy !req
565. on a separate issue entirely,
to reach an accommodation...Copy !req
566. and he don't even make a counteroffer,
where's his respect?Copy !req
567. I don't know what kind of advice
he's getting from Johnny.Copy !req
568. Johnny's always usually
a voice of moderation.Copy !req
569. Me and him, we get along good.Copy !req
570. So, all due respect, let's not
jump in and blame Johnny.Copy !req
571. True. John's a pragmatist.Copy !req
572. But he's also a greedy motherfucker.Copy !req
573. He lives above his head a little.Copy !req
574. I am reminded of Louis the
Whatever's finance minister:Copy !req
575. De-something. He built this chateau.Copy !req
576. Nicole and I saw it when
we went to Paris.Copy !req
577. It even outshone Versailles,
where the king lived.Copy !req
578. In the end, Louis clapped him in irons.Copy !req
579. Look, Tony.Copy !req
580. All I can promise you is,
I will look into it.Copy !req
581. I understand you got to try to feel out
your old man so he don't give you 'a mazz'...Copy !req
582. you know, for sticking your nose in.Copy !req
583. I haven't been afraid of
my father for quite some time.Copy !req
584. Fair enough.Copy !req
585. But, Carmine, bear in mind,
he came onto my turf.Copy !req
586. He tried to recruit my mulignon.Copy !req
587. And worse, he roughed up my appraiser.Copy !req
588. If the proper response is not forthcoming
in a business-like time frame...Copy !req
589. my next move will not be
further conversation.Copy !req
590. I get it.Copy !req
591. You should know that my
next call will be to Johnny Sack...Copy !req
592. to let him know that we talked.Copy !req
593. He shouldn't feel blind-sided.Copy !req
594. Hello?Copy !req
595. I'm here for the masoner job.Copy !req
596. Me no speak the English.Copy !req
597. Mi dispiace.Copy !req