1. "Italy was relieved
today upon learning...Copy !req
2. "that the country's high court had ruled
that influence peddling is not a crime.Copy !req
3. "Said Franco Ferrarotti,
an Italian sociologist:Copy !req
4. "'Essentially, the judges are saying
what everybody believes.'Copy !req
5. "He was referring to raccomendazione...Copy !req
6. "the Italian custom of seeking
special treatment from people in power.Copy !req
7. "'This is our version of the Protestant
ethic,' Mr. Ferrarotti said.Copy !req
8. "The case concerned a clerk
of a civil court in Potenza...Copy !req
9. "who was jailed for promising
to speed up someone's trial.Copy !req
10. "Evidence showed that he received
88 pounds of fish...Copy !req
11. "in return for his assistance."Copy !req
12. Hello.Copy !req
13. Yeah, she's here.Copy !req
14. She's on duty today.Copy !req
15. The same, undercover.Copy !req
16. Yeah, let me have her call you back.Copy !req
17. Deb, it was your mom.Copy !req
18. You're complaining about
your paper on ethnicity.Copy !req
19. Here's some interesting stuff
from your own background.Copy !req
20. We're from Potenza?Copy !req
21. I thought we were
Napoli-Daboli or whatever.Copy !req
22. Neapolitan. But this
is about Italy as a whole.Copy !req
23. Did the squirrels eat the bread I put out
for the ducks, or somebody sweep it up?Copy !req
24. I do know that Meadow stepped in some
soggy bread with her bare feet.Copy !req
25. You should've heard it.Copy !req
26. What's that?Copy !req
27. This is the New York Times that your friend
here has delivered to him at school...Copy !req
28. for his Social Studies requirement,
then he doesn't read them.Copy !req
29. - I find them piled in his room.
- Make a go of it at that new school.Copy !req
30. You got no idea what we
did to get you in there.Copy !req
31. There is no reason you shouldn't
be able to pass Social Studies.Copy !req
32. You passing Social Studies?Copy !req
33. You just revealed your own ignorance.Copy !req
34. It's only been five days.
We didn't get grades yet.Copy !req
35. I what? I revealed my own what?Copy !req
36. Look at that.Copy !req
37. Now, he's reading.Copy !req
38. - Hey, everybody.
- Where's Furio?Copy !req
39. How you doing, Ton'?Copy !req
40. A.J., finish getting dressed.Copy !req
41. - You want some coffee?
- No.Copy !req
42. What, the Caprice?Copy !req
43. No, he's turning off.Copy !req
44. Take me to my uncle's doctor.Copy !req
45. Furio called me. He's
going to the fucking track today.Copy !req
46. - So what about it?
- I don't know.Copy !req
47. I'm driving again, all of a sudden.Copy !req
48. So what? I gotta explain why
I want you with me this week?Copy !req
49. - God forbid you'd explain.
- That's right.Copy !req
50. - Now you're gonna get fresh about it?
- I'm just saying, I mean, I'm glad to do it.Copy !req
51. I'm glad you're glad.Copy !req
52. You know, your father was
like a mentor to me.Copy !req
53. - Right.
- A standup.Copy !req
54. You ask anybody.
Your old man was a legend.Copy !req
55. He single-handedly hunted
down that New England crew.Copy !req
56. Brought the war home to them up there.Copy !req
57. Another Chevy.Copy !req
58. Nuns.Copy !req
59. Might be undercover
Feds, but I doubt it.Copy !req
60. He must be colicky.Copy !req
61. I think he likes
your hair better that way.Copy !req
62. Mr. Soprano.Copy !req
63. There she is.Copy !req
64. - You be good now, don't start.
- You ought to see my finish.Copy !req
65. You get sued for
talk like that nowadays.Copy !req
66. Then cancel my appointment.
Let me die now.Copy !req
67. If a man can't voice
to a beautiful woman...Copy !req
68. the zephyrs that are blowing
through his mind—Copy !req
69. God, listen to him today.Copy !req
70. Go in there now, and strip
down to your shorts.Copy !req
71. You see now? I'm not gonna touch
that line. Too much class.Copy !req
72. - But as for that lovely laugh line—
- Come on, handsome, we're busy.Copy !req
73. Give me that cheek, right here.Copy !req
74. - I surrender, do with me what you will.
- Okay.Copy !req
75. The doctor will be with you both.Copy !req
76. So, what'd you wanna see me about?Copy !req
77. - My trial starts a week from Tuesday.
- You'll beat it.Copy !req
78. - Melvoin's good.
- We have to change our arrangement.Copy !req
79. Which arrangement is that?Copy !req
80. These fucking lawyers are
taking my internal organs.Copy !req
81. $1 million for this trial,
Melvoin and Hirshorn are charging.Copy !req
82. And that was bad enough.Copy !req
83. Now they put this
Harvard kid on, this lackey.Copy !req
84. I don't know what the fuck he does.Copy !req
85. And then they just decided we
needed audibility experts to testify...Copy !req
86. you can't definitively state what people
are saying on the government tapes.Copy !req
87. I could fucking tell them that.Copy !req
88. Those guys, they got
sound graphs and shit.Copy !req
89. $50,000, the cocksuckers are charging.Copy !req
90. Plus the minimization expert,
plus the fucking monthly expenses.Copy !req
91. Fucking lexis fees, the Xeroxing.Copy !req
92. An entire Northwest forest
must've given its life in Xerox paper...Copy !req
93. for this one fucking trial.Copy !req
94. I said to Mel, "Can't we just
at one fucking meeting...Copy !req
95. "all read from the same
sheet of paper, pass it around?"Copy !req
96. Our split stays the same.Copy !req
97. You kept me in place as boss
to take the heat off you.Copy !req
98. My legal problems have let you
go around like a gabavreche...Copy !req
99. - two fucking years now.
- There you go.Copy !req
100. Ten points.Copy !req
101. I got medical bills, too, Anthony.Copy !req
102. I got cash flow problems of my own.Copy !req
103. A one-time hit, $50,000, $75,000
to cover the audibility expert.Copy !req
104. I got two kids in private schools.Copy !req
105. Goddamn it!Copy !req
106. Get your shy running right.
That's what you should be focused on.Copy !req
107. Would you like to try some kielbasa?
Kentshire farms. Nitrate-free.Copy !req
108. I mean, don't get me wrong.
I like Versace's dinnerware...Copy !req
109. but stamping your face
on every plate... The ego!Copy !req
110. Look who's here.Copy !req
111. My God, what are you doing home?Copy !req
112. - I got to get this out to my car.
- Is that for us?Copy !req
113. You're in a good mood.Copy !req
114. Want me to fix you a plate?Copy !req
115. Will you shut that pocket rat up?Copy !req
116. - You wanna say hello to Danielle?
- Not really.Copy !req
117. - I should go, anyhow.
- Enjoy your wine.Copy !req
118. - Don't listen to his bullshit.
- I got to get up early tomorrow.Copy !req
119. - No matter how much the john offers you?
- Pig.Copy !req
120. This is beautiful.Copy !req
121. - Where'd you get it?
- You said you were gonna go. Go.Copy !req
122. - I got to get some sleep.
- I should go.Copy !req
123. Froze to death in that mall today.
They go crazy with the air-conditioning.Copy !req
124. - So, when am I gonna see you again?
- I'll call you.Copy !req
125. Okay, sweetie.Copy !req
126. Some of those bags look like Gucci.Copy !req
127. Yeah, he gets that stuff all
the time. His cousin's a liquidator.Copy !req
128. - Bye.
- See you.Copy !req
129. - You are so fucking rude.
- I had a horrible goddamn day.Copy !req
130. She's over here all the time lately.Copy !req
131. Tony still acting all mean?Copy !req
132. - Cosette, quiet.
- Fucking asshole.Copy !req
133. Ever since I questioned his judgment
on some Ralphie/Jackie Junior problem.Copy !req
134. Like he's fucking infallible.
Pope Tony XXIII or some shit.Copy !req
135. And now, of course, he starts in with my
father so I can be compared all negative.Copy !req
136. You never know, I could be
on the endangered species list.Copy !req
137. Chrissy.Copy !req
138. Gonna get high?Copy !req
139. Maybe I'll just smoke some.Copy !req
140. That's more addictive than shooting.Copy !req
141. I don't do it every
fucking day now, like some people.Copy !req
142. I'm just chipping, I
got it under control.Copy !req
143. Chrissy, Tony loves you.Copy !req
144. Why would he have you made
if he didn't depend on you?Copy !req
145. He can depend on me.Copy !req
146. When the fuck have I ever
not been there 100 percent?Copy !req
147. Want some?Copy !req
148. Can I talk to you a minute?Copy !req
149. Turn this off?Copy !req
150. Turn it down.Copy !req
151. I'm worried, Tony.Copy !req
152. - About my weight?
- About money.Copy !req
153. You're getting a little less allowance
than usual. I told you, it's temporary.Copy !req
154. Super Bowl last year,
we didn't lay enough off.Copy !req
155. No, it's not just that.Copy !req
156. I'm worried about
you, about the future...Copy !req
157. about me and the kids,
if something happens to you.Copy !req
158. - I don't provide for you?
- Now.Copy !req
159. I saw Angie Bonpensiero today.Copy !req
160. She was handing out free
Polish sausage at the supermarket.Copy !req
161. Don't start. I supported her.
You're so worried about the money.Copy !req
162. Who is gonna support
your children and me...Copy !req
163. if, God forbid, something
happens to you?Copy !req
164. That's the point. Sil? Paulie?Copy !req
165. - That is frightening.
- You'll be taken care of.Copy !req
166. You're set in perpetuity.
There's money in overseas accounts.Copy !req
167. I don't have the serial numbers.Copy !req
168. You'll have them when the
time comes. Not now.Copy !req
169. For your own benefit. So
you're not an accomplice.Copy !req
170. Jesus Christ, I been busting
my pick all day long...Copy !req
171. to bring home the money
you're so concerned about.Copy !req
172. I thought maybe I could have a sundae
and zone out in front of the frigging TV.Copy !req
173. Because, A: you're right,
my job is extremely stressful...Copy !req
174. I am talking about some simple estate
planning, Tony, that's all.Copy !req
175. My cousin, Brian Cammarata, has helped
lots of people set up trusts for their kids...Copy !req
176. - begin asset allocation— -I
got to spell this out for you?Copy !req
177. I can't declare X amount of my income.Copy !req
178. Your consulting fees
from Barone Sanitation you do.Copy !req
179. We file a tax return to justify
the house, the cars.Copy !req
180. We could put aside some
of that to start a portfolio.Copy !req
181. Stocks?Copy !req
182. You gotta be high in the
corporate structure to make that work.Copy !req
183. We don't have those Enron-type
connections.Copy !req
184. Bonds, then.Copy !req
185. There are these things
called "RElTs" Brian told me about.Copy !req
186. Bonds, where's the capital for that?Copy !req
187. In the Caymans or under the mattress...Copy !req
188. or wherever you put it at zero growth.Copy !req
189. The money stays put. With
what's going on globally...Copy !req
190. - There's always some excuse.
- There's no cash in this house.Copy !req
191. Not since our last bust.Copy !req
192. Check the vents.Copy !req
193. - And I provide for my children.
- Yes, Tony, you do.Copy !req
194. But I don't know how you do it,
because you won't tell me.Copy !req
195. Let me tell you something, or
you can watch the fucking news:Copy !req
196. Everything comes to an end.Copy !req
197. Good morning, Ton'.Copy !req
198. - They over there?
- I was able to reach everybody.Copy !req
199. What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
200. - What?
- You're wasting fucking ice.Copy !req
201. - It's mostly melted.
- You're fucking arguing with me now?Copy !req
202. No, Ton'.Copy !req
203. You don't see the monthly statements.
We're hemorrhaging money out of here.Copy !req
204. No, you're right, I don't.Copy !req
205. - Think that shit grows on trees?
- Ice? No, I don't.Copy !req
206. - Are you getting cute with me?
- No.Copy !req
207. I think you are. You're
getting a fucking attitude on you.Copy !req
208. I'm not.Copy !req
209. - Ice, when it hangs around—
- Georgie, be quiet.Copy !req
210. But it gets watery.
It dilutes the drinks...Copy !req
211. - especially Scotch.
- Jesus Christ.Copy !req
212. Here, throw it all away.Copy !req
213. Waste it all, fucking John D.
Rockefeller! Waste it all!Copy !req
214. Conserve.Copy !req
215. Where were you?Copy !req
216. I wanna know why there's zero growth
in this family's receipts.Copy !req
217. Where's the fucking money?Copy !req
218. You're supposed to be earners.
That's why you got the top-tier positions.Copy !req
219. So, everyone, go out to your people
on the street, crack some heads.Copy !req
220. Create some fucking earners out there.Copy !req
221. The guy...Copy !req
222. We talked about this, over
at the other place with the guy.Copy !req
223. The councilman. What
the fuck happened to that?Copy !req
224. - It petered out.
- "It petered out."Copy !req
225. - It died on the vine.
- "It died on the vine."Copy !req
226. It died on the vine. The guy,
he moved or something.Copy !req
227. Nobody knows what the
fuck I'm talking about!Copy !req
228. We hear you.Copy !req
229. My uncle...Copy !req
230. the boss of this family...Copy !req
231. is on trial for his life.Copy !req
232. And what you people are kicking
up to him is a fucking disgrace.Copy !req
233. You know how much lawyers cost?Copy !req
234. A major RICO like his, I'm
the only one supporting him.Copy !req
235. This thing is a pyramid,
since time immemorial.Copy !req
236. Shit runs downhill, money
goes up. It's that simple.Copy !req
237. I should not have to be coming here...Copy !req
238. hat in my hand...Copy !req
239. reminding you about your
duty to that man.Copy !req
240. And I don't wanna hear about
the fucking economy either!Copy !req
241. Sil, break it down for them.Copy !req
242. What two businesses have traditionally
been recession proof...Copy !req
243. since time immemorial?Copy !req
244. Certain aspects of show
business, and our thing.Copy !req
245. Now, that's it, that's all I got to say.Copy !req
246. Frankly, I'm depressed and ashamed.Copy !req
247. Is that what your coach laid
out for you as a training breakfast?Copy !req
248. The shelf in the garage is still loose.Copy !req
249. You went down in the garage?
I'm gonna go check it out.Copy !req
250. You said you'd wake up early,
come to church with me...Copy !req
251. then go online and register
for your classes.Copy !req
252. I'll miss Grandma and Grandpa at dinner.Copy !req
253. There's a
back-to-school party for Hadley.Copy !req
254. These boring Sunday dinners.Copy !req
255. Can one of my new friends eat over?Copy !req
256. Aunt Ro and Uncle Ralph will be here,
too, but I'm sure we can fit.Copy !req
257. - You're not gonna lay out, Dad?
- It's too cold.Copy !req
258. Ralphie and Ro are coming
out here today?Copy !req
259. I thought we got that straightened
out months ago.Copy !req
260. And it's not "Uncle Ralph."Copy !req
261. I asked you about inviting them
the other night, and you said...Copy !req
262. I must've been
focused on something else.Copy !req
263. It's Ro's birthday, and she's very down.Copy !req
264. Anthony.Copy !req
265. I ever tell you about the
time I had a Harley?Copy !req
266. - Whoa, cool.
- '74 Shovelhead.Copy !req
267. - I could blow off Porsches on that thing.
- Not my dad's Boxster.Copy !req
268. - What's your name?
- Matt.Copy !req
269. Matt, no offense, but your dad's
Boxster is a Porsche with panties.Copy !req
270. He knows what I'm saying.Copy !req
271. I mean, that's for
the Hamptons, the Boxster.Copy !req
272. I'm talking Turbo Carrera.Copy !req
273. One time, I'm alongside
this Turbo with doctor plates.Copy !req
274. We come off the line,
he's got this big Jew grin.Copy !req
275. You're not Jewish are you?Copy !req
276. - Half.
- Anyway, he knows it's all in fun.Copy !req
277. At the Passaic Avenue and New
Dutch Lane intersection...Copy !req
278. we're doing 110. Boom!
Right through the light.Copy !req
279. He wasn't grinning then, boy.Copy !req
280. I look back. He's white as false teeth.Copy !req
281. Jason Mingelli's parents
let him get a YZ-250.Copy !req
282. You get on that bike, I will cut
your legs off before the bike does.Copy !req
283. - I had the high handlebars, you know.
- Bruce Dern, don't you have to go?Copy !req
284. I got to hit the little boy's room.Copy !req
285. You guys need some help?Copy !req
286. In my day, there was a motorcycle
called the Vincent Black Shadow.Copy !req
287. - Boy, did that thing take off.
- The hoods all drove those.Copy !req
288. They beat you up that time,
you remember, on City Island?Copy !req
289. He'd just gotten out of the Navy.
I think he weighed 105 pounds.Copy !req
290. Did you see any action
in World War II, Hugh?Copy !req
291. A little bit. I was stationed
in Nova Scotia.Copy !req
292. But I caught diverticulitis. It's the
weight loss she's talking about.Copy !req
293. Oh, my God, you're eating, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
294. - Don't worry about it, come in.
- You want something?Copy !req
295. No, my God, thank you.Copy !req
296. I just came over to borrow the samovar
for my cousin's baby shower.Copy !req
297. This is my friend, Danielle Ciccolella.
This is Christopher's cousin Tony.Copy !req
298. - Tony.
- How you doing?Copy !req
299. His cousin Carmela.Copy !req
300. - This is a beautiful home.
- Thank you.Copy !req
301. Where you from, Danielle?Copy !req
302. - Whippany.
- Want some anisette?Copy !req
303. No, thanks.Copy !req
304. This thing needs polishing.Copy !req
305. - There's a bathroom downstairs.
- It's me, Janice.Copy !req
306. - There's a bathroom downstairs.
- I know.Copy !req
307. What?Copy !req
308. - What are you doing?
- Nothing.Copy !req
309. Come on.Copy !req
310. I knew it.Copy !req
311. Go ahead, you can do that.Copy !req
312. How's Ro doing down there?Copy !req
313. Very quiet, you
know, it's to be expected.Copy !req
314. They got her on medication.
I don't think it's helping.Copy !req
315. "Ah, Bartleby! Ah, humanity!"Copy !req
316. Danielle, did you see the loggia?Copy !req
317. That loggia was my daughter's idea.Copy !req
318. Nice?Copy !req
319. Danielle, come check this out.Copy !req
320. Come on.Copy !req
321. What are you doing to me here?Copy !req
322. I was stationed in Nova Scotia.Copy !req
323. Well, I told you that.Copy !req
324. Anyway, there was nothing for
them to do in Nova Scotia.Copy !req
325. Great seafood, but other than that...Copy !req
326. That's a lot of cracked corn.Copy !req
327. All the ducks, they've flown
south for the winter.Copy !req
328. So? I'll be ready for next season.Copy !req
329. Thanks.Copy !req
330. Red Suburban. I'll be
over at Italianissimo.Copy !req
331. Good news about the Esplanade.Copy !req
332. The legislature's voted to refund the
special Newark development district...Copy !req
333. along Frelinghuysen Avenue,
north from the Museum of Trucking.Copy !req
334. Because of the vote, Omni is gonna
put up a hotel with a galleria...Copy !req
335. on the first floor.
Word came down yesterday.Copy !req
336. A galleria?Copy !req
337. Fifty stores selling
sneakers and turnip greens.Copy !req
338. It's a demographic imperative.
Hoboken's maxed out.Copy !req
339. Your Prada people are already
moving to Down Neck.Copy !req
340. Where are they gonna go next?Copy !req
341. My old man had a piece of
the garbage transfer station...Copy !req
342. in Lower Manhattan, back in the '70s.Copy !req
343. People told him:Copy !req
344. "Start buying up the
abandoned buildings around here."Copy !req
345. - But he couldn't see it.
- And now it's TriBeCa.Copy !req
346. I tell you, Tony...Copy !req
347. I'm borrowing money myself to grab
up parcels along Frelinghuysen Ave...Copy !req
348. through a shell company.
And a private citizen like you?Copy !req
349. Who's gonna quibble with
patriotic entrepreneurism?Copy !req
350. My uncle has property
down on Frelinghuysen.Copy !req
351. Mr. Soprano.Copy !req
352. I remember youCopy !req
353. You're the one that
made my dreams come trueCopy !req
354. a few kisses agoCopy !req
355. Oh, boy.Copy !req
356. I'm gonna be busy
the next couple months.Copy !req
357. But after that, what would you say...Copy !req
358. me and you...Copy !req
359. una bella giornata, to that
city called Atlantic?Copy !req
360. I have many dear friends there.
I could show you quite a time.Copy !req
361. - Thank you, but I don't gamble.
- With me, it's never a gamble.Copy !req
362. You know, today is my last day.Copy !req
363. - Where you going?
- Back to school.Copy !req
364. Anyway, I'll come say goodbye
when you're done here.Copy !req
365. Excuse me.Copy !req
366. All the fucking luck.Copy !req
367. So, what is it today?Copy !req
368. It's becoming clear to me...Copy !req
369. Murf can't run my operations
while I'm in court.Copy !req
370. He's starting to
forget things. His words...Copy !req
371. Sometimes there's food on the
front of his shirt, the poor bastard.Copy !req
372. I'm gonna move Bobby up.Copy !req
373. - I think it's a good choice.
- I wasn't asking, I'm telling.Copy !req
374. - So you know who to talk to.
- Bobby know yet?Copy !req
375. I think we should bring him in here.
He's gonna be a very happy man.Copy !req
376. - Thought you were at the beauty parlor.
- I'm going to get the last of the tomatoes.Copy !req
377. - Yeah, they were good last night.
- A little late in the season for ducks, no?Copy !req
378. Not necessarily. The ones from
upper Canada, this is the south to them.Copy !req
379. - Speak.
- I have a collect call for Mr. Walters.Copy !req
380. Okay, operator.Copy !req
381. John?Copy !req
382. Right on time.Copy !req
383. That's all I got, pal, time.Copy !req
384. What the fuck happened out there?Copy !req
385. Didn't Tony tell you? Sil?Copy !req
386. They mentioned in passing that you were
doing the county book in Youngstown.Copy !req
387. Didn't have long to talk.Copy !req
388. Hello?Copy !req
389. Let me first say, I can't
tell you how touched I was...Copy !req
390. when my nephew told me
you wanted me to call.Copy !req
391. Anthony only talks
to me through middlemen.Copy !req
392. - So, what did they pinch you for?
- Gun charge.Copy !req
393. I drove out to visit Lenny Scotise.Copy !req
394. Don't know if you know Lenny.Copy !req
395. - Him and I used to have that
little club— -Doesn't matter.Copy !req
396. Anyway, my first night here...Copy !req
397. we drive out to visit Dean Martin's
birthplace in Steubenville.Copy !req
398. Cops pull us over for no left blinker.Copy !req
399. Long story short, they find
a piece under the seat.Copy !req
400. Fucking.38.Copy !req
401. Turns out it was used in an unsolved
murder out here from eight years ago.Copy !req
402. - Jesus.
- Yeah.Copy !req
403. So what can I do to help?Copy !req
404. You're too much. Nothing.Copy !req
405. The lawyer said they'll
keep us here as long as they can...Copy !req
406. till they make their case,
or unless somebody cops to it.Copy !req
407. Keep your dick up.Copy !req
408. Well, l... Leave that. Don't touch
that, my program's coming on.Copy !req
409. John, love you, babe.
Don't let me rot, now.Copy !req
410. - Turns out I gotta work tonight.
- I see.Copy !req
411. You see what?Copy !req
412. You're so concerned about finances...Copy !req
413. where do you think it comes from?Copy !req
414. Be careful driving home.Copy !req
415. There he is!Copy !req
416. Here's to Newark's newest hotel.Copy !req
417. Anything else with the
Esplanade I should know?Copy !req
418. No.Copy !req
419. It's the girls from Icelandic Air!Copy !req
420. Come on in!Copy !req
421. Hey, how are you?Copy !req
422. All right, let me
get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
423. How's Junior?Copy !req
424. - He's gonna be all right.
- Tell him he's in our prayers, etc.Copy !req
425. I'll be sure to let him know.Copy !req
426. One other thing, though.Copy !req
427. John said he went to
a cookout at your house.Copy !req
428. A don doesn't wear shorts.Copy !req
429. All right, come on.Copy !req
430. Elevator's here.Copy !req
431. So where are you girls from?Copy !req
432. Reykjavik.Copy !req
433. You do and you'll clean it up.Copy !req
434. - Christopher!
- Yeah!Copy !req
435. Let's go!Copy !req
436. What's up, T?Copy !req
437. You have a good time tonight?Copy !req
438. All right.Copy !req
439. Learn anything?Copy !req
440. Like what?Copy !req
441. Anything.Copy !req
442. You had a sit-down with two bosses.Copy !req
443. You got a real hard-on for
me, that's all I know.Copy !req
444. - You think so?
- It's fucking obvious.Copy !req
445. Take the parkway.Copy !req
446. You know, for all the things there
are to eat on this island...Copy !req
447. breadfruit, mangoes, papayas,
not to mention the fish in the sea...Copy !req
448. there's no question about us surviving.
We could go on here for years.Copy !req
449. And I mean years.Copy !req
450. Where are you going?Copy !req
451. Get that.Copy !req
452. Hello?Copy !req
453. Who did?Copy !req
454. They did?Copy !req
455. I'll tell him.Copy !req
456. Tell me what?Copy !req
457. - That was Melvoin.
- So, it was Melvoin.Copy !req
458. What the fuck is this,
Mother May l? Go ahead, tell me!Copy !req
459. He just had a call from
some source of his.Copy !req
460. Dr. Schreck's office
isn't safe to talk at.Copy !req
461. The FBI had an
undercover in there since January.Copy !req
462. Or D-day or something.Copy !req
463. The agent's been pulled
to testify at your trial.Copy !req
464. All right, pull up over there.Copy !req
465. Who's that, Bobby Bacala?Copy !req
466. See over there?Copy !req
467. Guy in there killed your father.Copy !req
468. What the fuck are you talking about?Copy !req
469. Barry Haydu.Copy !req
470. Detective Lieutenant in
the Clifton Police Force.Copy !req
471. Retired today.Copy !req
472. That's his retirement party.Copy !req
473. Everybody always told me
it was a fucking cop.Copy !req
474. I thought he was dead.Copy !req
475. - My mother can't even talk about it.
- Did the hit for Jilly Ruffalo.Copy !req
476. Him and your old man
were in the can together.Copy !req
477. Jilly stabbed your old
man's cellmate to death.Copy !req
478. So, when your old man got paroled,
he tracked down Jilly.Copy !req
479. Took out his eye so bad, he couldn't
even put a glass one in.Copy !req
480. Loyal, your old man.Copy !req
481. That's what I heard.Copy !req
482. Some guy's eye.Copy !req
483. They hit my dad right outside
my house, right?Copy !req
484. - He was bringing home a crib for me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
485. Well, no...Copy !req
486. He was outside the house,
but he wasn't carrying a crib.Copy !req
487. He had a bunch of TV trays.Copy !req
488. Could've been a crib just as easily.Copy !req
489. That rat fuck was in uniform then.Copy !req
490. Gambled like you wouldn't believe.Copy !req
491. He did it on contract.Copy !req
492. Made a lot of money over the years.Copy !req
493. So, how come he's still fucking walking?Copy !req
494. Because he's been useful.
But he's outlived it...Copy !req
495. as of his cute little ceremony
this afternoon.Copy !req
496. Is that him?Copy !req
497. With the sombrero on?Copy !req
498. No, you can't tell from here.Copy !req
499. Maybe...Copy !req
500. Yeah, probably.Copy !req
501. Here.Copy !req
502. Nice house, apparently.Copy !req
503. They say he paid cash for it.Copy !req
504. Good luck.Copy !req
505. Questions?Copy !req
506. Kill the dome light.Copy !req
507. Said, "Hey, Joe"Copy !req
508. That's the lamest plan I ever heard.Copy !req
509. It is not a lame plan,
we got it all worked out.Copy !req
510. And we got the time to place everything.Copy !req
511. It's lame.Copy !req
512. Magnum, why are you being
so negative and hostile?Copy !req
513. Higgins, he's one of the biggest
drug dealers in the Midwest...Copy !req
514. and he's as dangerous as Quenneville...Copy !req
515. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
516. You're cleaned out.
Nothing to rob in this place.Copy !req
517. Well, there's this.Copy !req
518. Okay.Copy !req
519. You know I'm a police officer.Copy !req
520. Engraving on this watch
says you retired today.Copy !req
521. Every little bit helps.Copy !req
522. Rough divorce?Copy !req
523. She must be a real vile twat.Copy !req
524. Hope she didn't pass it
on to your daughter.Copy !req
525. Listen to me.Copy !req
526. It's not too late to cut your losses.Copy !req
527. Unlock me, give me the weapons.Copy !req
528. I promise you I will do
whatever is in my power to help you.Copy !req
529. Maybe. Let's come back to that.Copy !req
530. You remember Dickie Moltisanti?Copy !req
531. - No.
- No?Copy !req
532. Is that what you said?Copy !req
533. - Is he a friend of yours?
- He was my father.Copy !req
534. Steak san, Newport fries?Copy !req
535. Scrambled eggs, no oil, tomato slices.Copy !req
536. So, are you...Copy !req
537. mentally prepared for this promotion?Copy !req
538. Yeah.Copy !req
539. How's that steak?Copy !req
540. It's okay.Copy !req
541. Hon? Another steak san over here.Copy !req
542. - Rare.
- Coming up.Copy !req
543. You know, because it's...Copy !req
544. It's a lot of added responsibility.Copy !req
545. I think it should've happened sooner.Copy !req
546. How's your family doing, you know...Copy !req
547. since the tragedy with your dad?Copy !req
548. Rough on my mother.Copy !req
549. How old is she now?Copy !req
550. She's 69.Copy !req
551. Mom really went downhill
after the World Trade Center.Copy !req
552. You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.Copy !req
553. Who did what?Copy !req
554. These problems. The Middle
East, the end of the world.Copy !req
555. Nostradamus.Copy !req
556. Quasimodo's the Hunchback of Notre Dame.Copy !req
557. Right.Copy !req
558. Notre Damus.Copy !req
559. Nostradamus, and Notre Dame.Copy !req
560. It's two different things completely.Copy !req
561. It's interesting, though,
they'd be so similar, isn't it?Copy !req
562. And I always thought,
"Okay, Hunchback of Notre Dame.Copy !req
563. "You also got your quarterback
and halfback of Notre Dame."Copy !req
564. One's a fucking cathedral.Copy !req
565. Obviously. I know, I'm just saying.Copy !req
566. It's interesting, the coincidence.Copy !req
567. What, you gonna tell me
you never pondered that?Copy !req
568. - The back thing with Notre Dame?
- No!Copy !req
569. Look, I don't know who told you I had
anything to do with your father's death...Copy !req
570. but their information is faulty...Copy !req
571. or they are deliberately
not telling you the truth.Copy !req
572. Are you inferring that you
didn't take cash from Jilly Ruffalo...Copy !req
573. to whack my father while he was carrying
a TV tray for me to watch TV?Copy !req
574. I don't know anybody named Ruffalo.Copy !req
575. You're being set up!Copy !req
576. He's lying to you, whoever he is.Copy !req
577. It wouldn't make any difference.Copy !req
578. What do you mean, it wouldn't
make any difference?Copy !req
579. He wants you dead.Copy !req
580. All right, look. I got a boat.Copy !req
581. It's a Sea Ray 230. It's
almost brand new.Copy !req
582. I didn't kill your father,
but you could...Copy !req
583. You don't want a cop-kill on your head!Copy !req
584. and what if they
won't pull over, T.C.?Copy !req
585. I'm not gonna take on
a limo in this car.Copy !req
586. - No problem.
- I'm sorry!Copy !req
587. - What are you gonna do?
- Honk the horn.Copy !req
588. Pull over! Police!Copy !req
589. Police, in a Ferrari?Copy !req
590. Freeze! Don't move a muscle,
or I'll put a bullet through it.Copy !req
591. Special Investigator Finaday,
you're under arrest.Copy !req
592. What's the charge, Officer?Copy !req
593. Speeding, reckless driving,
endangering another vehicle...Copy !req
594. and impersonating an officer.Copy !req
595. - How do you think it's going?
- Couldn't be better, you two are terrific.Copy !req
596. Soon as they come through
the door, we're gonna nail them.Copy !req
597. Freeze!Copy !req
598. Shit.Copy !req
599. I missed my game, again.Copy !req
600. Fucking loser.Copy !req
601. Now Reese'll have to lead
the guys to victory.Copy !req
602. - Who's Reese?
- Kenneth Reese!Copy !req
603. He was my back-up quarterback
at the academy...Copy !req
604. and he's been waiting for a
chance like this since 1963.Copy !req
605. Now he's got it because of you.Copy !req
606. more than 12 hours. Ted?Copy !req
607. Amy, in Pennsylvania tonight,
two men were shot and killed...Copy !req
608. in what was described as a brazen
but successful armored-car robbery.Copy !req
609. Three accomplices escaped
with $800, 000...Copy !req
610. while one of the dead men,
Dennis Lynch of Freehold, New Jersey...Copy !req
611. was said by police to have ties
to organized crime families...Copy !req
612. both in that city and in New York.Copy !req
613. The street where
the robbery took place...Copy !req
614. was littered with bills
of denominations from...Copy !req
615. - You smell gas down here?
- It's always like that.Copy !req
616. You had the pipes checked?Copy !req
617. I thought I heard something.Copy !req
618. Is he up? I need to talk to him.Copy !req
619. I brought him a steak.
You can put it with eggs.Copy !req
620. Actually, your wife's here.
She's making him something to eat.Copy !req
621. Karen. Did something happen?Copy !req
622. We got some bad news last night.Copy !req
623. Are you just gonna stand there?Copy !req
624. The Feds had an undercover agent
in Dr. Schreck's office.Copy !req
625. Uncle Jun'.Copy !req
626. - Hey, Karen.
- Fucking Grand Central Station?Copy !req
627. Junior, my kids?Copy !req
628. You're right. Sorry, dear.Copy !req
629. I brought my bar of soap.Copy !req
630. What time they call you?Copy !req
631. We had a little scare.
Thought it was the shunt in his heart.Copy !req
632. He passed some gas, and he seems better.Copy !req
633. Why don't you go on Joe Franklin,
tell the whole tri-state area?Copy !req
634. Dad.Copy !req
635. Not now.Copy !req
636. I heard what happened.Copy !req
637. It's bad, but it's not worth
getting yourself sick over.Copy !req
638. - I told you, just sit down.
- He doesn't have cable.Copy !req
639. Actually, we're gonna go.Copy !req
640. Okay, Jun', you got everything?Copy !req
641. Thank you, dear, you've been wonderful.Copy !req
642. Bye, Karen.Copy !req
643. I'll see you. See you, kids.Copy !req
644. - Goodbye, Karen.
- Be good.Copy !req
645. Must've been that piece of tail.Copy !req
646. Now, look, she...Copy !req
647. She probably reported the meetings...Copy !req
648. who was there, all that shit.Copy !req
649. As far as conversations,
what could she hear?Copy !req
650. You'd better hope nothing...Copy !req
651. because you were involved
in every fucking one.Copy !req
652. How could you fall for that flirty
shit? That's the point!Copy !req
653. Get the hell outta here.
I wanna talk to my uncle.Copy !req
654. Forget about that for a minute.
That shit about your legal expenses.Copy !req
655. I been thinking, and okay.Copy !req
656. Maybe I can give you some relief.Copy !req
657. What?Copy !req
658. You got that empty garage
over on Frelinghuysen Avenue.Copy !req
659. You been trying to sell it.
I'll take it off your hands.Copy !req
660. - What are you gonna do with it?
- I don't know, I'm trying to help you out.Copy !req
661. How much?Copy !req
662. $100,000.Copy !req
663. Who gives a fuck anyway?Copy !req
664. - Come on.
- I was led around by the nose, Anthony.Copy !req
665. You're right. A young goose
smiled at me, and birds started chirping.Copy !req
666. Time was, my instincts
would've never failed me like that.Copy !req
667. So, what are you
now, the Amazing Kreskin?Copy !req
668. What did I tell her?Copy !req
669. Did I say anything
could be used against me?Copy !req
670. I don't know.Copy !req
671. Bullshitting, singing.Copy !req
672. Atlantic City, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
673. I'll be sitting right
across from her in the courtroom.Copy !req
674. All right, come on. Have
something to eat.Copy !req
675. I'm an old man, Anthony.Copy !req
676. An old man that's going to trial.Copy !req
677. Not much else to say about me.Copy !req
678. I'm a little depressed.Copy !req
679. You were on vacation.Copy !req
680. Can you describe the feelings?Copy !req
681. Things are good.Copy !req
682. Especially with Carmela.Copy !req
683. But then she starts
ragging on me about the future.Copy !req
684. How she's worried.Copy !req
685. And what's gonna
happen to them if I'm dead.Copy !req
686. And "buy bonds" and all this shit.Copy !req
687. A lot of people are feeling vulnerable.Copy !req
688. On the other hand, she's right.Copy !req
689. - Not that I'd ever tell her that.
- Why not?Copy !req
690. 'Cause then she'd wanna know
where's the money, how much.Copy !req
691. Don't you want
Carmela to be taken care of?Copy !req
692. She is.Copy !req
693. Anyway, she's right, that's the point.Copy !req
694. Over the last few years,
I've been doing a lot of thinking.Copy !req
695. And?Copy !req
696. My uncle definitely snapped
it into focus.Copy !req
697. What's he, 72 years old? What's he got?Copy !req
698. Fucking shitty house in Belleville,
and a bunch of legal bills...Copy !req
699. that'd make you
gargle Drano if you had them.Copy !req
700. I've analyzed it.Copy !req
701. There's two endings for a guy like me.Copy !req
702. High-profile guy.Copy !req
703. Dead, or in the can.Copy !req
704. - Big percent of the time.
- You've never talked this frankly.Copy !req
705. Even with all this terrorism shit,
the government has resources up the ass.Copy !req
706. - As far as legal bills
are— -Anthony!Copy !req
707. - What?
- Why don't you give it up?Copy !req
708. You didn't let me finish.Copy !req
709. There's a third way to wrap it up.Copy !req
710. You rely only on family.Copy !req
711. Not many men could survive
without the love and support...Copy !req
712. of their wife and children.Copy !req
713. No, I'm talking about business.Copy !req
714. You trust only blood.Copy !req
715. A friend of mine...Copy !req
716. guy whose name you wouldn't know...Copy !req
717. stayed out of the can and in charge.Copy !req
718. Lived in Florida till he was 81 years old.
He only gave orders through his son.Copy !req
719. No other conversations that
could come back in testimony.Copy !req
720. - His son?
- No, not A.J.Copy !req
721. What I've been dealt is my nephew.Copy !req
722. He's gotten his act together, the kid.Copy !req
723. Over the last few months...Copy !req
724. I started the process of bonding
him to me inseparably.Copy !req
725. How?Copy !req
726. That we can't get into.Copy !req
727. Didn't your uncle do that with you?Copy !req
728. You said his life is like a desert.Copy !req
729. I'm 42, and I'm already more successful
than my uncle ever was.Copy !req
730. You've seen my house.Copy !req
731. Anthony, why are you telling me this?Copy !req
732. I don't know.Copy !req
733. Guess I trust you.Copy !req
734. A little.Copy !req
735. Hi, Mom.Copy !req
736. What the hell are you doing
here? You scared me to death.Copy !req
737. Just stopped by to see how
you're getting along.Copy !req
738. You ever do anything like a normal
person? There is a bell.Copy !req
739. How you been?Copy !req
740. Fine.Copy !req
741. How's Connie's kid?Copy !req
742. He's huge.Copy !req
743. Jesus!Copy !req
744. That's Jason?Copy !req
745. He has a weight problem
already. Eight years old.Copy !req
746. She never had him baptized.
She thought she knew everything.Copy !req
747. Actually, I was hoping you would make
me one of your fluffernutters.Copy !req
748. It's fucking mouthwash.Copy !req
749. Leave me the fuck alone. You
come over here with that shit.Copy !req
750. What's that on the table,
Daddy's navy picture?Copy !req
751. You ever miss him?Copy !req
752. When he was in prison...Copy !req
753. or since he's been dead?Copy !req
754. I don't know.Copy !req
755. Did I saddle you with a stepfather?Copy !req
756. I don't have any peanut butter.
I haven't kept it since you left.Copy !req
757. I can't make you a fluffernutter.Copy !req
758. You want French toast?Copy !req
759. I gotta go.Copy !req
760. - Ade sends her love.
- Right, say hello.Copy !req
761. You watch that Bailey's, or I'll
give you a shot in the head.Copy !req
762. - Look who's talking.
- What?Copy !req
763. Never mind what.Copy !req