1. I want you
to count backwards from 10.Copy !req
2. Ten, nine...Copy !req
3. eight, seven...Copy !req
4. Mr. Soprano, there's someone
here to see you.Copy !req
5. Even here, you hector me?Copy !req
6. The director has authorized us
to make you an offer.Copy !req
7. Give up your nephew Tony.
Help take him down.Copy !req
8. - What do I get?
- Guaranteed cure.Copy !req
9. - No more cancer?
- Not a single diseased cell.Copy !req
10. I'm happy for you.
I know you've waited a long time.Copy !req
11. - I don't like it.
- Don't let people take advantage.Copy !req
12. I'm kidding, you old fuck.
What's the matter with you?Copy !req
13. Dr. Kennedy? It's Dr. Enloe. I have
the results for the frozen section.Copy !req
14. Can we move this along?
I have a thyroid in OR six at 10:30.Copy !req
15. Based on the preliminary results
and depending on the full report...Copy !req
16. - Is it clean, Enloe, or not?
- Yes, it's clean.Copy !req
17. - Miles, you close.
- Quickly.Copy !req
18. I've got his BP up,
don't know for how long.Copy !req
19. Watch and learn, Miles.
Watch and learn.Copy !req
20. Well?Copy !req
21. Your uncle is a very strong man.
He did very well. The news is good.Copy !req
22. - Beautiful.
- So the cancer is?Copy !req
23. Gone? You bet.
I took out a tumor the size of a fist.Copy !req
24. Oh, Madonna.Copy !req
25. So if you'll excuse me,
I have another patient waiting.Copy !req
26. Cheryl, make sure Marty gets
that Goldman Sachs statement. Yes?Copy !req
27. I just wanted to say thanks, you know?Copy !req
28. My uncle thinks the world of you.
If there's anything I can do...Copy !req
29. a favor, anything, let me know.Copy !req
30. I'll keep that in mind, Mr. Soprano.Copy !req
31. Game three.Copy !req
32. - That's $60.
- Good luck getting it.Copy !req
33. I won, Paulie.
It's only right you pay.Copy !req
34. - And for other things.
- Like what?Copy !req
35. Fucking Dom Perignon for everybody
in the skybox at the Garden.Copy !req
36. Check comes, you're MIA.Copy !req
37. You're worried about what I give you.
Worry about what you give me.Copy !req
38. - Blow me with your lectures.
- Kid, you wearing a wire?Copy !req
39. You crazy?Copy !req
40. - Pat him down.
- He fucking touches me...Copy !req
41. Then make it easy on us all.
Take them off. Everything.Copy !req
42. New York reopened the books, but
they laid down a probationary period.Copy !req
43. When I was coming up,
this would never happen.Copy !req
44. - But too many are doing a simulcast.
- Yeah, maybe you, you fuck.Copy !req
45. Do me a favor
and don't take it personally.Copy !req
46. - Everything.
- Go fuck yourself.Copy !req
47. Before, I was breaking balls.
Now you're beginning to worry me.Copy !req
48. I guess you could call that a dick.Copy !req
49. You're going.
That's all there is to it.Copy !req
50. - Jason Mangelli isn't going.
- Tony, you want to weigh in here?Copy !req
51. Tony?Copy !req
52. - What?
- The Washington trip?Copy !req
53. You're gonna be
on that bus tomorrow.Copy !req
54. You're all packed and paid for
and you're gonna learn.Copy !req
55. We're going to FBI headquarters.Copy !req
56. So?Copy !req
57. Excuse me.Copy !req
58. What did you do to this scarole?
It's delicious.Copy !req
59. Balsamic.Copy !req
60. That's all they have at King's these
days. Balsamic, balsamic, balsamic.Copy !req
61. My mother never heard of balsamic.Copy !req
62. - I gotta go. Problems at work.
- It's Sunday dinner, Tony.Copy !req
63. I know. I gotta go.
All right, Hugh, see you later.Copy !req
64. - Can I be excused too?
- No, you may not.Copy !req
65. He's got homework to finish
before the trip. Go ahead, Anthony.Copy !req
66. - That's a nice example he sets.
- Ma.Copy !req
67. The man's got two speeds, moping
or yelling, when he's here.Copy !req
68. - He's got an uncle sick with cancer.
- They didn't speak for a year.Copy !req
69. Actually, if you must know,
Tony has been better.Copy !req
70. We've been seeing
his therapist together.Copy !req
71. - What?
- He's no Angelo Stamfa, that's all.Copy !req
72. - What does that mean?
- Angelo was dying to marry you.Copy !req
73. Stamfa's is a chain of drugstores.Copy !req
74. He doesn't need therapy?
He prescribes his own pills?Copy !req
75. Don't be so sensitive.Copy !req
76. What's sensitive?
I gotta hear this Stamfa shit again?Copy !req
77. - All I was saying was...
- I know what you're saying.Copy !req
78. Hugh, bring your plate.Copy !req
79. You are blowing this all out
of proportion. We worry, that's all.Copy !req
80. Spare me your concern, all right?
Spare me your attitude too.Copy !req
81. Did you forget? Dad's mall was zoned
residential until Tony made a call.Copy !req
82. - Bullshit.
- Oh, really?Copy !req
83. That contract at Sparta High? The
other builders were too busy to bid?Copy !req
84. My heart bleeds. The waters don't
part for you wherever you go?Copy !req
85. I earn it. You two get a free pass.Copy !req
86. - What's up?
- Hey, Tony.Copy !req
87. Anyway, $4 a pound.Copy !req
88. - Who brought this in here?
- Georgie. It's wacky, huh?Copy !req
89. - You think it's a playroom back there?
- What?Copy !req
90. Fucking toys. This is a business.
That's an office.Copy !req
91. - They were selling them at Rite Aid.
- What? What did you say?Copy !req
92. I pay you a fucking salary!Copy !req
93. Carmela.Copy !req
94. You sounded tense on the phone.Copy !req
95. Yeah, I...Copy !req
96. I wanted to make sure
it was okay if I came alone.Copy !req
97. I mean, because Tony couldn't make it.Copy !req
98. I love the artwork you have.
Those country scenes.Copy !req
99. Thank you.Copy !req
100. That statue is not my favorite.Copy !req
101. It's not like this when Tony's here.
You never give the silent treatment.Copy !req
102. Is that what you think?
I'm giving you the silent treatment?Copy !req
103. You could tell me why you came today.Copy !req
104. I'm worried about my husband.
The mood swings.Copy !req
105. I thought when his mother died,
maybe...Copy !req
106. But... still half the time
he doesn't even talk to me.Copy !req
107. You've seen him like that,
that day he sat here like a wall.Copy !req
108. I know he's your patient
and I'm the patient's wife...Copy !req
109. but you try living with that,
see how you feel.Copy !req
110. - I see.
- Oh, you do?Copy !req
111. For your information,
I am not the only one.Copy !req
112. Tony isn't under the weather.
He didn't feel like coming.Copy !req
113. "Fuck that shit," he said.Copy !req
114. Usually happens
when we touch on a nerve.Copy !req
115. He was distressed about this young
man's death in the garbage compactor.Copy !req
116. See, he didn't say
garbage compactor, did he?Copy !req
117. See?Copy !req
118. - What do you believe?
- You know his job.Copy !req
119. He reports to a strip club.
Who knows how he spends his days?Copy !req
120. I'm sorry. I'm just frustrated.Copy !req
121. Tony has been out of sorts for so long
and there's nothing I can do to help.Copy !req
122. I think coming to therapy with him
has stirred feelings in you...Copy !req
123. that you would like to address.Copy !req
124. Oh, please. I'm just emotional today.Copy !req
125. I would like to help you, but as you
pointed out, your husband's my patient.Copy !req
126. I am not the one who needs
mental help. I just needed to vent.Copy !req
127. In case you change your mind...Copy !req
128. here's the number of
a colleague in Livingston.Copy !req
129. He was a teacher of mine.Copy !req
130. That really won't be necessary,
but thank you anyway.Copy !req
131. Thank you for your time.Copy !req
132. - You took these yourself?
- That's a village I lived in.Copy !req
133. You could send them in
to National Geographic.Copy !req
134. So I got back your complete
surgical pathology and op reports.Copy !req
135. - I feel 100%.
- That's good.Copy !req
136. It's possible though that there may be
some malignant cells we didn't get.Copy !req
137. When we operate...Copy !req
138. we have to decide how much healthy
tissue to cut around the tumor.Copy !req
139. The margins weren't wide enough.
We took a small sampling of the tumor.Copy !req
140. When we got back the complete results,
it showed nodal involvement.Copy !req
141. Don't blame yourself, doc.
What do we do next?Copy !req
142. - It's called amended surgery.
- Oh, Jesus. Cut me again?Copy !req
143. - Mrs. Brody is here.
- Don't let me keep you.Copy !req
144. I am kind of backed up.Copy !req
145. Let's schedule you for Tuesday at 6.
We can admit and prep you Monday.Copy !req
146. - Any questions?
- When can he eat regular food again?Copy !req
147. I'd guess two weeks.Copy !req
148. Let's fill out the consent forms.
One less thing you have to deal with.Copy !req
149. - Take all the time you need.
- You say sign, I sign.Copy !req
150. Tell me to crap on the Queen Mary...Copy !req
151. an hour later, they're hosing
it down. I owe you everything.Copy !req
152. How do I know
what nodal involvement is?Copy !req
153. Didn't you listen? A whole issue
of U.S. News on seniors and health.Copy !req
154. "Take somebody to the doctor's,"
it said. Somebody to ask questions.Copy !req
155. You ask one dumb fucking question
about my diet.Copy !req
156. - Angie?
- Carmela, hi.Copy !req
157. - What a surprise.
- I didn't know you shopped over here.Copy !req
158. They're running a special on lams.
Every penny counts.Copy !req
159. How are you doing, Angie,
with Pussy gone?Copy !req
160. I tell you, shopping for one
is no picnic.Copy !req
161. Why don't you come for dinner?
It's just me and Tony.Copy !req
162. Who knows? Maybe we'll get lucky
and Tony won't show.Copy !req
163. - That's Cocoa's worst time of the day.
- That dog is not a substitute.Copy !req
164. That French poodle is
all I got left of Sal.Copy !req
165. He disappears one day
and I get a sick dog.Copy !req
166. The vet says to put her down,
but I want another operation.Copy !req
167. With Sal, there was nothing
too good for that dog.Copy !req
168. But where am I gonna come up
with $1200?Copy !req
169. Tony helps out and I am so grateful.
It covers the basics.Copy !req
170. But anything extra, there's no way.Copy !req
171. Angie, I'm sorry.
That must be so tough.Copy !req
172. I told the wallpaper guy
that this was okay.Copy !req
173. Well, why did you
do that?Copy !req
174. Because I didn't want to deal with
your parents anymore.Copy !req
175. Anybody around here love
the word "Jimmy Choo shoes"?Copy !req
176. No way.Copy !req
177. Oh, my gosh, they're gorgeous!Copy !req
178. Or would the lady prefer
something in gold?Copy !req
179. Say a nice, I don't know,
whatever the fuck that is.Copy !req
180. They're all yours. They're from next
season. You can't even buy them yet.Copy !req
181. - What size are these?
- Ten.Copy !req
182. Ten? That's Sasquatch size.
I'm a 81/2.Copy !req
183. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Where'd I get 10 from?Copy !req
184. Yeah, where?Copy !req
185. So now what happens?
I gotta give them all back?Copy !req
186. Temporarily. I'll get you
81/2s tomorrow.Copy !req
187. - All of them? You swear?
- More even.Copy !req
188. Since you been, you know, "in,"
I just can't believe the stuff we get.Copy !req
189. It's so great.Copy !req
190. Except for that Paulie. Fuck him
and the Coupe DeVille he rode in on.Copy !req
191. He's saying
you're holding back again?Copy !req
192. Like I'm gonna give that prick
a full share? Come here.Copy !req
193. What do you say?Copy !req
194. - I love you, baby.
- Oh, you fucking better.Copy !req
195. - You better.
- I do.Copy !req
196. You could've called.
Now everything's cold.Copy !req
197. That's why they invented microwaves.
For inconsiderate husbands.Copy !req
198. Since we're alone, it'd be nice
to have dinner together.Copy !req
199. Don't bust my chops.
I got a lot on my mind.Copy !req
200. This is fucking delicious. Really.
Is this the pecorino?Copy !req
201. Right.Copy !req
202. The hell with heating it up,
it's good like this.Copy !req
203. I'm glad something brings you joy.Copy !req
204. You're amazing, your cooking.Copy !req
205. I'm having lunch with our daughter's
dean. You won't be joining me?Copy !req
206. All he wants is our money.
We already shell out 40 grand a year.Copy !req
207. It's well spent. She's really
learning. If she passes us by...Copy !req
208. If? She did that when she was 14.Copy !req
209. Isn't that what you want
for your kids?Copy !req
210. No. I want them
to be backwards and ignorant.Copy !req
211. And I'm gonna make sure of that by
not going to lunch with some asshole.Copy !req
212. Fine, Tony. Don't go.Copy !req
213. Guess who I ran into
at the supermarket today?Copy !req
214. Angie Bonpensiero.Copy !req
215. Really?Copy !req
216. How's she doing?Copy !req
217. Her dog is sick.Copy !req
218. What, that fluffy French Cocoa
piece of shit? What's wrong with him?Copy !req
219. Her. Osteoporosis.
Angie needs money for an operation.Copy !req
220. Take it up with Pussy.Copy !req
221. If you can find the fuck,
wherever the Feds put him.Copy !req
222. I'd look in Arizona. Stake out all the
T.G.I. Friday's. He loves their wings.Copy !req
223. He left Angie holding the bag. And
those FBI "family values" cocksuckers.Copy !req
224. - They let him go without his wife.
- Into the program?Copy !req
225. That's right. He ratted us out.
Me and you. That's where he is.Copy !req
226. I don't want to hear about him
or his cunt wife.Copy !req
227. His what wife?Copy !req
228. - Okay, who was your oldest?
- Easy. Chuckie Periccio's mother.Copy !req
229. - You had sex with Beverly Periccio?
- Yeah. A whole summer's worth.Copy !req
230. Okay, my turn.
Who was your most famous?Copy !req
231. And Bobby DiTillio doesn't count.
He's only famous in New Jersey.Copy !req
232. You know Penn and Teller,
the magicians?Copy !req
233. You fucked them?Copy !req
234. Penn. And I didn't fuck him,
I gave him head.Copy !req
235. - Which one is he?
- The big one.Copy !req
236. They were playing AC
and they're funny.Copy !req
237. He followed me into the ladies' room...Copy !req
238. You lowlife cunt whore!
Get out of my sight!Copy !req
239. - You fucking shitbag motherfucker!
- In the fucking bathroom?Copy !req
240. - Who is it?
- The FBI. Come on, dickhead, open up.Copy !req
241. Paulie, it's 2 in the morning.Copy !req
242. - It's an outrage. Adriana, you there?
- Yeah?Copy !req
243. Sorry for the intrusion.
Put something on and come out.Copy !req
244. You can't fucking do this!Copy !req
245. I can't? You must have not read up
on the latest rules.Copy !req
246. And put that piece away.Copy !req
247. What's all this?Copy !req
248. The Berezovsky brothers jacked
a shipment from Milan off pier 87.Copy !req
249. Nice goods. My broad wears a size 10.Copy !req
250. Patsy, pack up some of these shoes.
You don't mind if I take my taste now?Copy !req
251. He's not taking those.Copy !req
252. Make yourselves comfortable.
We'll just have a look around.Copy !req
253. - I'll still get more shoes, right?
- Don't know. I have to pay for them.Copy !req
254. - This really sucks, Christopher!
- You see the shit I go through?Copy !req
255. - Motherfucker.
- What?Copy !req
256. Nothing.Copy !req
257. Leave it on. It's nice.Copy !req
258. Meadow?Copy !req
259. - Didn't you hear me knocking?
- I thought it was Vanessa.Copy !req
260. You don't answer the door
when friends knock?Copy !req
261. They keep you from studying.
My first class isn't until 2.Copy !req
262. I brought your laundry.
I made ziti with the sweet sausage.Copy !req
263. Oh, I'm so starved.Copy !req
264. It reeks of cigarettes in here.
Are you smoking?Copy !req
265. Caitlin.Copy !req
266. I hope you're taking advantage of
offers here. A boy handed this to me.Copy !req
267. "A seminar on the CIA
and the cultural cold war."Copy !req
268. Oh, this looks interesting.Copy !req
269. - It's basic, we're way past that.
- I'm reading Barbara Kingsolver.Copy !req
270. I so wish I had time for fiction.Copy !req
271. So how is the drama queen
doing anyway?Copy !req
272. - Fine. Can we not talk about this?
- If you want me to leave, I will.Copy !req
273. I have an hour before my lunch
with Dean Ross.Copy !req
274. - Lunch with the dean?
- Can we not talk about this?Copy !req
275. - Mom!
- His secretary called and invited me.Copy !req
276. - Come on, what about?
- Money, I'm sure.Copy !req
277. - They probably want a donation.
- How corrupt.Copy !req
278. I wanted to make sure
you're recovered from the Noah thing.Copy !req
279. I'm worried it'll affect your grades.Copy !req
280. You call losing a wonderful man
because of Dad, a "thing"?Copy !req
281. Is that what happened?Copy !req
282. You kept seeing him long after
that business with your father.Copy !req
283. Don't drag me into whatever bullshit
accommodational pretense you've got.Copy !req
284. Was that last night's
reading assignment?Copy !req
285. All right.Copy !req
286. Let's hear it. What's your big theory
about me and Daddy?Copy !req
287. No way. I'm not touching that.Copy !req
288. Fucking bitch!Copy !req
289. Uncle Jun, what the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
290. Those marshals see you coming in here?Copy !req
291. Because I need being remanded
to a jail hospital like I need crabs.Copy !req
292. There's no car out there. And I came
up through the cellar like always.Copy !req
293. Where's Bacala?
He's supposed to help.Copy !req
294. I sent him to the drugstore
for more Pepto.Copy !req
295. You're getting better. That's the
important thing. You look better.Copy !req
296. If you're gonna lie, tell me
there's a broad in the car.Copy !req
297. You want that,
it's a phone call away.Copy !req
298. - Still want this?
- I gotta get nutrition somehow.Copy !req
299. Kennedy says eat only
what I can sip through a straw.Copy !req
300. What's going on with you
and Ralphie Cifaretto?Copy !req
301. You don't got enough on your plate?
Worry about your own problems.Copy !req
302. When can you eat real food?Copy !req
303. Who knows? Kennedy's putting me
under the knife again.Copy !req
304. Back up. More surgery?
Shouldn't you get a second opinion?Copy !req
305. Chemo? Forget it.Copy !req
306. With Kennedy, it's cut, zip, over and
out. He has the hands of an angel.Copy !req
307. Don't forget his name.Copy !req
308. I have to be impressed
because his name's John Kennedy?Copy !req
309. All the micks named their kids that
after the guy got killed.Copy !req
310. I loved that man.Copy !req
311. He was older than me and now look.Copy !req
312. How many White Castles did you have?Copy !req
313. - I didn't, I swear.
- I can smell them!Copy !req
314. Let me call Cusamano.
He knows doctors.Copy !req
315. He sent Silvio's mother to one.
It can't hurt.Copy !req
316. - People come from the city see Kennedy.
- Then we won't be fighting traffic.Copy !req
317. Come on, Uncle Jun,
you know I'm right.Copy !req
318. All right, you set it up.
You come with me.Copy !req
319. To listen and ask questions.Copy !req
320. Good, good. I'll let you know,
all right? All right.Copy !req
321. He thinks I need a second opinion.Copy !req
322. He doesn't like that
I'm going back under the knife.Copy !req
323. - Maybe there's something to that.
- Another expert. Think on this.Copy !req
324. Anthony is a cunt-hair away from owning
all of Northern Jersey. I'm that hair.Copy !req
325. Maybe he has something else on
his mind besides my speedy recovery.Copy !req
326. Junior, all this cynicism,
this can't be good for you.Copy !req
327. - You speak Italian.
- Second generation.Copy !req
328. - Really? Ross?
- Rosetti.Copy !req
329. A thousand years of a proud name
undone at Ellis Island.Copy !req
330. A paesan.Copy !req
331. - Not far from you. New Brunswick.
- No, get out!Copy !req
332. My success, I credit
to the Jersey public schools.Copy !req
333. - Where did you go to college?
- Rutgers.Copy !req
334. - I went to Montclair State.
- Good school. Your major?Copy !req
335. Business administration.Copy !req
336. To Meadow Soprano,
a valuable addition to Columbia.Copy !req
337. - Really?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
338. I've talked to her professors.Copy !req
339. They say she does all her work
and makes insightful contributions.Copy !req
340. I am glad to hear you say that.
I was worried about her adjusting.Copy !req
341. Let's not tell her.
We don't want her overconfident.Copy !req
342. - She sleeps an awful lot.
- They all do.Copy !req
343. Tony, what the hell?Copy !req
344. You know, driving over here, I was
thinking about how to handle this.Copy !req
345. Been working on my anger lately, so I
figure it's good if I quietly say...Copy !req
346. any kind of problem you got,
you come directly to me.Copy !req
347. Please. Leave Carmela
the fuck out of it.Copy !req
348. - Of course.
- Then I saw the Cadillac.Copy !req
349. The money I give you, you're driving
a Cadillac and you want more?Copy !req
350. Shot the whole plan.Copy !req
351. So remember this:Copy !req
352. You see my wife, you talk about oven
cleaner. Anything else, come to me.Copy !req
353. But think twice before you do.Copy !req
354. Think about your fat-fuck husband
and what he did to you. Him, not me.Copy !req
355. Cocoa, please. Cocoa, down!Copy !req
356. Hey, how are you?Copy !req
357. I'm sorry, Tony.
Just push her away.Copy !req
358. She's all right. Good girl, good girl.Copy !req
359. - She don't look sick.
- It comes and goes.Copy !req
360. Your kids don't feel boxed in
by the city?Copy !req
361. We're out all the time.
Felicia has us all into kayaking.Copy !req
362. - You do it together?
- Yeah.Copy !req
363. The kids love it.
They're better at it than I am.Copy !req
364. - More wine?
- Why not?Copy !req
365. Remember I said I spend half
my time with student affairs?Copy !req
366. - This is how I spend the other half.
- At lunch?Copy !req
367. Development.Copy !req
368. Fancy word for fundraising.Copy !req
369. New student center.
We break ground in the fall.Copy !req
370. - See the marble wall by the entrance?
- Yes.Copy !req
371. - That's where the donor names will go.
- Everybody who donates?Copy !req
372. The wall is reserved for those
whose commitment begins at $50,000.Copy !req
373. It's what we felt
you'd be comfortable with.Copy !req
374. Based on your generosity
to the Verbum Dei School.Copy !req
375. You know what
we gave to Verbum Dei?Copy !req
376. I'm half-embarrassed to say it,
but it's my job.Copy !req
377. All the information,
including tax benefits, is in here.Copy !req
378. I will have to talk to my husband.Copy !req
379. Fifty grand?
You gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
380. He talked a lot about Meadow
having the best possible experience.Copy !req
381. - Those Jews are holding her hostage.
- He's Italian.Copy !req
382. Jews with better food.Copy !req
383. They know from Verbum
we're big givers.Copy !req
384. We gave 5 grand a year.
That's a long way from 50.Copy !req
385. This is college, Tony.
Five thousand is a slap in the face.Copy !req
386. Well, let them say no.Copy !req
387. Here.Copy !req
388. It's around 5 grand.Copy !req
389. Run it through your household account.
And that's it. Not a penny more.Copy !req
390. 5-FU with cisplatin and doxorubicin.
This is what I would recommend.Copy !req
391. Are you getting this?Copy !req
392. Sort of. So the chemotherapy
would be instead of the surgery?Copy !req
393. I can't guarantee it.
We'll evaluate the results.Copy !req
394. I could end up having the chemo,
puking my guts out...Copy !req
395. having the six hairs I have left
fall out and still be cut.Copy !req
396. It's possible.Copy !req
397. With Kennedy,
you don't get these maybes.Copy !req
398. - But you gotta have surgery.
- Kennedy's a great surgeon.Copy !req
399. Can't you people agree?Copy !req
400. - Sure. Convene a tumor board.
- What's that?Copy !req
401. A meeting of the chief of oncology,
pathologists and specialists...Copy !req
402. who work together
to reach a consensus.Copy !req
403. - Then you hear what they have to say.
- Your uncle will not be present.Copy !req
404. They'll pass their decision to you.
What you do is still your decision.Copy !req
405. - And Kennedy will be there?
- No surgeon would miss it.Copy !req
406. Not much to him, if you ask me.Copy !req
407. Oh, you mean he's not Kennedy?Copy !req
408. You make life and death decisions
because of a man's name?Copy !req
409. It's only Sloan-fucking-Kettering,
best cancer hospital in the world.Copy !req
410. Excuse me.Copy !req
411. Let me ask you something
about this JFK worship of yours.Copy !req
412. What about Hoffa
and the Teamsters?Copy !req
413. That was the brother.Copy !req
414. Dr. Krakower?Copy !req
415. Hi. Thanks for calling me back.
I was referred by a Dr. Melfi.Copy !req
416. Yes, I would.
Anytime that's good for you.Copy !req
417. That's great. That's fine.
Grove Avenue, right. I gotta go. Bye.Copy !req
418. Who was that?Copy !req
419. The paving guy. I'm thinking
of having the driveway redone.Copy !req
420. - You smoking?
- What is this, the third degree?Copy !req
421. - This says "with pulp."
- You like it with pulp.Copy !req
422. Not this much. I like the one
that says "some pulp."Copy !req
423. - What the fuck was that for?
- I'll write you up a list.Copy !req
424. Hi. Oh, honey, I missed you so much!Copy !req
425. This is the longest we have ever
been away from each other.Copy !req
426. - Did you miss me?
- Sure.Copy !req
427. Did somebody drop this?Copy !req
428. Well? How was it?Copy !req
429. Good. They had PlayStation 2
in the hotel room.Copy !req
430. And?Copy !req
431. That was the total of your trip
to the nation's capital?Copy !req
432. I guess.Copy !req
433. I'm sorry. The orange juice is fine.
Whatever kind is fine.Copy !req
434. - Fuck the orange juice.
- I give up. What then?Copy !req
435. The money you give to Angie and other
widows you've got on your payroll...Copy !req
436. It's a business expense!Copy !req
437. But there's not enough to make sure
your daughter is protected?Copy !req
438. I won't pay. I know too much
about extortion.Copy !req
439. Big deal, he pats you down.Copy !req
440. I could do that standing on my head.
It's everything else.Copy !req
441. He came to my apartment and
embarrassed me in front of Adriana.Copy !req
442. I heard he strip-searched you.Copy !req
443. I'm not kidding. He's a sick fuck.
He was sniffing her panties.Copy !req
444. - What?
- You heard me.Copy !req
445. I don't deny that Paulie can be
a little quirky. He always has.Copy !req
446. You're moving up fast.
Why do you think that is?Copy !req
447. - Because I'm your nephew?
- So be a big boy and suck it up.Copy !req
448. The patient: Soprano, Corrado.
Male, caucasian, 72 years old.Copy !req
449. Presented with severe weight loss
and early satiety.Copy !req
450. He was scoped and a mass in the
curvature of his stomach was detected.Copy !req
451. A CT scan revealed no evidence of
metastasis. Kennedy was referred.Copy !req
452. He recommended gastric resection
for cure.Copy !req
453. There were no surprises.
I thought we had it.Copy !req
454. I was told we had clean margins.Copy !req
455. Often, too little healthy tissue is
taken around the site...Copy !req
456. which leaves the possibility
for a false negative.Copy !req
457. You want the whole stomach?Copy !req
458. If there's a problem, we'll take it
to the board. What do we do?Copy !req
459. He's high-risk. His pressure fell
below 60 for eight minutes.Copy !req
460. Incision's fresh.
I can do it in half the time.Copy !req
461. - If we don't do surgery, we do 5-FU.
- Which works how well?Copy !req
462. - Not very.
- Which is why we decided to go in.Copy !req
463. - What do I tell Mehta?
- Mehta? Sloan-Kettering Mehta?Copy !req
464. Your patient sought a second opinion.Copy !req
465. Forget it then. I don't need that shit
looking over my shoulder.Copy !req
466. I'll tell him.
Yes, I'll have him there. Thanks.Copy !req
467. Don't sugarcoat it!Copy !req
468. If you concentrate on your breathing,
it'll be easier.Copy !req
469. The girl said she'd page Dr. Kennedy.
Where is he?Copy !req
470. Twenty minutes and I'll be back.Copy !req
471. - You go too easy on him.
- Probably.Copy !req
472. Hey, if my nephew Cubby wasn't dead,
I'd have a soft spot for him.Copy !req
473. Did you sniff that girl's panties?Copy !req
474. He told you that? Fucking baby!Copy !req
475. - You got to apologize.
- I'm not apologizing to him.Copy !req
476. You were out of line.
He's gonna marry the girl.Copy !req
477. As of the wedding day, anything that
touches her pussy is off-limits.Copy !req
478. Think it's all up?Copy !req
479. Soon enough there'll be more
where that came from.Copy !req
480. Sounds like you were going
at it in there.Copy !req
481. My pain a source of entertainment?Copy !req
482. You see me laughing? Brought you
a milk shake from 31 Flavors.Copy !req
483. It's your fault. I've been throwing up
all day since I started the chemo.Copy !req
484. Oh, right. I gave you cancer.Copy !req
485. You don't know what this is like,
Anthony. I can't do it.Copy !req
486. - Kennedy was right.
- What's he gotta say?Copy !req
487. I can't get him.
They won't put me through.Copy !req
488. Why not?Copy !req
489. I leave messages at the hospital and
office. I sent him a box of cigars.Copy !req
490. I couldn't get past reception.Copy !req
491. - He didn't call?
- Do they even tell him?Copy !req
492. The machine says
for an emergency, press 6.Copy !req
493. I press 6. Still no callback
24 hours later. He must be busy.Copy !req
494. Yeah, that must be it.Copy !req
495. You got his number?Copy !req
496. Three more weeks.
Three more fucking weeks.Copy !req
497. Answering machine.Copy !req
498. What are you gonna do?
These doctors, it's not like on TV.Copy !req
499. Dr. Kennedy, this is Tony Soprano,
Corrado's nephew.Copy !req
500. My cell phone is 917-555-0157.Copy !req
501. Call me back anytime day or night.
It's important.Copy !req
502. Batter up.Copy !req
503. Bye.Copy !req
504. - Now what?
- Get in.Copy !req
505. You're not even married yet,
you're dipping into whores.Copy !req
506. Didn't cost me a quarter.
I don't pay for it.Copy !req
507. How'd you find me?Copy !req
508. Better be careful. If I can do it,
so can your bride-to-be.Copy !req
509. What is this? Some new rule about
who I fuck? You want more shoes?Copy !req
510. No. They don't fit her. I don't know
why I thought she was a size 10.Copy !req
511. - I don't know either.
- I'm here to tell you one thing.Copy !req
512. You go whining to the Big Man again
about shit between us...Copy !req
513. we'll have a problem, my friend.Copy !req
514. You seen these?Copy !req
515. Fuck is that?Copy !req
516. My godson got it for me.
They're all over the place.Copy !req
517. We gotta bring one into the club.Copy !req
518. Watch and learn, Phil.
Watch and learn.Copy !req
519. - What are you doing?
- It's me, Tony. Corrado's nephew.Copy !req
520. You belong to this club?Copy !req
521. - Me? No. I came here to see you.
- You'll have to call my office.Copy !req
522. You need a new secretary.
You're not getting all your messages.Copy !req
523. For you.Copy !req
524. Titanium. I use one.
Added 10 yards to my drives.Copy !req
525. - Thanks, but I can't accept it.
- For what you've done for my uncle.Copy !req
526. I already got one
and Mr. Williams here, he don't play.Copy !req
527. - Right?
- Stupid fucking game.Copy !req
528. - What can I do with it?
- What is it, Jack?Copy !req
529. He'll just be a minute!Copy !req
530. - I could use a little extra distance.
- Who couldn't?Copy !req
531. My uncle's not doing so well.
Bad reaction to the chemo.Copy !req
532. That happens.
There's nothing that I can do.Copy !req
533. There are worse things that
can happen to a person than cancer.Copy !req
534. My uncle thinks he's gonna die.Copy !req
535. You know how old people are
with their superstitions.Copy !req
536. He thinks it's because
he went against you.Copy !req
537. I was his surgeon, that's all.Copy !req
538. You got a bee on your hat.Copy !req
539. Show that man the respect he deserves.Copy !req
540. Answer his phone calls.Copy !req
541. Cheryl, make sure
Mr. Soprano is scheduled for...Copy !req
542. Just remember it.Copy !req
543. - Everybody's marriage has problems.
- Is he seeing another woman?Copy !req
544. You can make that plural.
He sees other women.Copy !req
545. I look the other way.
I want to help him.Copy !req
546. Do you? Moments ago
you used the word "divorce."Copy !req
547. I said I was considering divorce.Copy !req
548. I may be overstepping my boundaries,
but aren't you Jewish?Copy !req
549. Is that relevant?Copy !req
550. Us Catholics place a great deal of
stock in the sanctity of the family.Copy !req
551. - And I'm not sure that your people...
- I've been married for 31 years.Copy !req
552. Well, then you know
how difficult it can be.Copy !req
553. He's a good man, he's a good father.Copy !req
554. You said he's a depressed criminal,
prone to anger, serially unfaithful.Copy !req
555. Is that your definition
of a "good man"?Copy !req
556. I thought psychiatrists
weren't judgmental.Copy !req
557. Patients want to be excused
from their predicament...Copy !req
558. because of events
in their childhood.Copy !req
559. That's what psychiatry
has become in America.Copy !req
560. Visit any shopping mall or ethnic
pride parade to witness the results.Copy !req
561. - What we say in here stays in here?
- By ethical code and by law.Copy !req
562. His crimes...Copy !req
563. they are organized crime.Copy !req
564. The Mafia?Copy !req
565. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
566. Oh, so what? So what?Copy !req
567. He betrays me every week
with these whores.Copy !req
568. Probably the least of his misdeeds.Copy !req
569. You can leave now or you can stay
and hear what I have to say.Copy !req
570. - You'll charge the same.
- I won't take your money.Copy !req
571. That's a new one.Copy !req
572. You must trust your initial impulse
and consider leaving him.Copy !req
573. You'll never be able to feel good.Copy !req
574. You'll never be able to quell
the feelings of guilt and shame...Copy !req
575. as long as
you're his accomplice.Copy !req
576. - You're wrong about the accomplice.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
577. All I do is make sure
he's got clean clothes and dinner.Copy !req
578. So "enabler" would be a more accurate
job description than "accomplice."Copy !req
579. My apologies.Copy !req
580. So you think I need to define
my boundaries more clearly...Copy !req
581. keep a certain distance,
not internalize my...Copy !req
582. What did I just say?Copy !req
583. Leave him.Copy !req
584. Take only the children,
what's left of them, and go.Copy !req
585. My priest said I should try
and help him to be better.Copy !req
586. How's that going?Copy !req
587. Have you read Crime and Punishment?
Dostoyevsky?Copy !req
588. It's not an easy read,
it's about guilt and redemption.Copy !req
589. And I think, were your husband
to turn himself in, read this book...Copy !req
590. reflect on his crimes for 7 years
in his cell, he might be redeemed.Copy !req
591. I would have to get a lawyer...Copy !req
592. find an apartment,
arrange for child support...Copy !req
593. You're not listening.Copy !req
594. I'm not charging you
because I won't take blood money.Copy !req
595. And you can't either.Copy !req
596. One thing you can never say:Copy !req
597. That you haven't been told.Copy !req
598. I see.Copy !req
599. You're right. I see.Copy !req
600. You're poisoning me.
I don't know how much more I can take.Copy !req
601. - You taking care of this young man?
- Dr. Kennedy!Copy !req
602. How you doing?
I've been busy. You all right?Copy !req
603. Don't bullshit a bullshitter.
Will this work? Or should we operate?Copy !req
604. - You got a top guy here.
- Him?Copy !req
605. - I'd see him if I needed to.
- Son of a bitch.Copy !req
606. Stay strong and keep fighting.Copy !req
607. That's my home number.
You start to feel punk, you call.Copy !req
608. Thanks.Copy !req
609. I'll check on you Wednesday.
Take care of this young fellow.Copy !req
610. - Carm.
- What?Copy !req
611. You sick?Copy !req
612. Everybody else in this family sleeps
all day, I thought I'd try it.Copy !req
613. You...Copy !req
614. depressed?Copy !req
615. Or what?Copy !req
616. I figure in the division of labor
around here, that's your job.Copy !req
617. Because, you know, if you want to go
to therapy on your own or something...Copy !req
618. I notice you been tense lately.Copy !req
619. That's rich.
You suggesting I go to a shrink.Copy !req
620. I don't have the time.Copy !req
621. I'll still go to yours, if you want.Copy !req
622. You know best.Copy !req
623. - That dean called today.
- Well, that can't be good.Copy !req
624. I told him to put us down
for the 50,000.Copy !req
625. Carmela, I gave you 5.Copy !req
626. Maybe I could go another 5.
Maybe 10, but that's enough.Copy !req
627. Tony, you gotta do
something nice for me today.Copy !req
628. And this is what I want.
You gotta do this.Copy !req
629. All right, I'll go to 10.
That should be enough for them.Copy !req
630. I already told him 50.Copy !req
631. - 50 G's?
- Yes.Copy !req
632. You look like you could use
a night off from cooking.Copy !req
633. What do you say we go out?Copy !req