1. The guy on 13th street,
I told him, Go see Gigi.Copy !req
2. You call Beansie?Copy !req
3. Gigi, Beansie?Copy !req
4. Us Italians, I think we're the only ones
that use nicknames to that extent.Copy !req
5. No, your Chinese.Copy !req
6. Nah.Copy !req
7. Yeah, this violinist,
Yo-Yo Ma.Copy !req
8. "soubriquet"...Copy !req
9. It's another word
for nickname.Copy !req
10. I'm sorry.Copy !req
11. What's the matter,
hon'?Copy !req
12. Nothing.Copy !req
13. Tony?Copy !req
14. How you doing,
sweetie?Copy !req
15. Good, good.Copy !req
16. I took Danny to the doctor
like you said.Copy !req
17. My son.Copy !req
18. Oh, yeah, yeah,
Right, right.Copy !req
19. How's he doing?Copy !req
20. Good, you were right.Copy !req
21. Just a chest cold,
not pneumonia, thank god.Copy !req
22. Oh, great, great.Copy !req
23. I'm glad to hear it.Copy !req
24. I made you
some bread.Copy !req
25. You know,
like a "thank you".Copy !req
26. You didn't
have to do that.Copy !req
27. Oh, really, I wanted to,
it's datenut for breakfast.Copy !req
28. Listen...Copy !req
29. Tracee, right?Copy !req
30. The bread's
very sweet.Copy !req
31. And you're
a great girl.Copy !req
32. Don't take this
the wrong way,Copy !req
33. But you can't be doing
stuff like this.Copy !req
34. No good.Copy !req
35. But I just wanted
to say thanks.Copy !req
36. I know.Copy !req
37. But I already got a family,
they give me gifts.Copy !req
38. What we have is
an employer/employee thing.Copy !req
39. Can't we be friends?Copy !req
40. Well, I'm not so sure
that's such a good idea either.Copy !req
41. 'Cause, you know,
you and Ralphie...Copy !req
42. Yeah, Ralphie.Copy !req
43. I'm glad
your kid's okay.Copy !req
44. Let's go,
Betty Crocker.Copy !req
45. Bread.Copy !req
46. So, Russell Crowe, I mean,
he's trapped, right?Copy !req
47. They're gonna
sever off his head.Copy !req
48. And he's telling them
how to do it?Copy !req
49. I know, and then he yanks the sword
from that dude.Copy !req
50. That was so phat.Copy !req
51. What about when the guy gets
hit with that spike thingCopy !req
52. And chunks of his head
go flying?Copy !req
53. Enough already.Copy !req
54. We're making conversation here.Copy !req
55. People are trying to eat.Copy !req
56. Thank you.Copy !req
57. Why do you let him
watch this garbage?Copy !req
58. "Erin Brockovich",
that was a nice one.Copy !req
59. I didn't
care for it.Copy !req
60. You did too,
what are you talkin'?Copy !req
61. See who that is.Copy !req
62. Since when did
I become the butler?Copy !req
63. It's probably Jackie JR.,
he locked himself out.Copy !req
64. No accountability, this kid.Copy !req
65. What, people forget their keys.Copy !req
66. There he is...Copy !req
67. Fresh Prince of New Jersey.Copy !req
68. Hey.Copy !req
69. How you doing?Copy !req
70. Don't get up,
Don't get up.Copy !req
71. I'll fix you
a plate.Copy !req
72. Sit down,
have something to eat.Copy !req
73. No, I can't, Dino Zerilli's
out in the car.Copy !req
74. You sure,
something quick?Copy !req
75. Why don't you
go bring him in?Copy !req
76. Next time.Copy !req
77. I'll leave them
in the mailbox.Copy !req
78. That's alright,
we'll use my set.Copy !req
79. I'll put them
on the counter.Copy !req
80. What am I,
the invisible man here?Copy !req
81. Hey.Copy !req
82. Hey, man,
your sister around?Copy !req
83. She decided to stay
at school and study.Copy !req
84. Any message?Copy !req
85. No, just,
you know, hello.Copy !req
86. Alright, I'm gonna
hit the road.Copy !req
87. Sorry to interrupt
your dinner.Copy !req
88. Stay out
of trouble.Copy !req
89. So handsome.Copy !req
90. Good kid.Copy !req
91. Little pig-headed,
if you ask me.Copy !req
92. Every advantage, this kid.
College, good home life.Copy !req
93. I had to quit school
when I was in 11th gradeCopy !req
94. To help my mother.Copy !req
95. Supposed to be
an architect.Copy !req
96. So...Copy !req
97. When did you
first notice me?Copy !req
98. I don't know.Copy !req
99. "history of film",
I guess.Copy !req
100. The way you talked,
you know?Copy !req
101. Turned around
to see who you were.Copy !req
102. And?Copy !req
103. Nothing.Copy !req
104. What?Copy !req
105. Say it!Copy !req
106. No, no, no!Copy !req
107. Leave me alone!Copy !req
108. I'm not gonna stop
until you say it.Copy !req
109. Okay, okay, wait.Copy !req
110. I thought you
were cute, alright?Copy !req
111. Ahh...Copy !req
112. I knew it.Copy !req
113. Ah, hello?Copy !req
114. I'm sorry.Copy !req
115. I just don't know
where else to go.Copy !req
116. You guys
hanging out?Copy !req
117. We were.Copy !req
118. You okay?Copy !req
119. I went over...Copy !req
120. To see that movie
over at the student union.Copy !req
121. Old, like, horror film
or something, "Freaks".Copy !req
122. Tod Browning, 1932.Copy !req
123. All these horrible people in it
with pointy heads and stuff.Copy !req
124. This one guy
had no legs.Copy !req
125. He just hopped around
on his hands.Copy !req
126. Caitlin...Copy !req
127. We talked about this.Copy !req
128. You can't keep exposing yourself
to things that upset you.Copy !req
129. I know, it's just...Copy !req
130. Why is other people's pain
a source of amusement?Copy !req
131. Caitlin, what the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
132. It's just a habit.Copy !req
133. Well, stop it, alright?
You're gonna be bald.Copy !req
134. It's obsessive
compulsive.Copy !req
135. I'm gonna
head upstairs.Copy !req
136. Don't go
on account of me.Copy !req
137. I have that
Poly-Sci paper anyway.Copy !req
138. Please, don't be mad.Copy !req
139. I'm not mad.Copy !req
140. It's just you're
really moody, you know?Copy !req
141. I think I miss my ferrets.Copy !req
142. You gotta snap out
of this, Caitlin.Copy !req
143. Maybe you need to
talk to somebody.Copy !req
144. Yeah, well, I'm already
taking those buspar pills.Copy !req
145. Well, maybe
that's not enough.Copy !req
146. Where are you going?Copy !req
147. To the library.Copy !req
148. See you later.Copy !req
149. I'm sure coming here has been
a culture shock for her.Copy !req
150. I mean, for us,
L.A., New Jersey,Copy !req
151. We're kind of used to
the mean streets, you know?Copy !req
152. Someone like Caitlin
from Bartlesville, Oklahoma...Copy !req
153. New York's
probably a littleCopy !req
154. Overwhelming.Copy !req
155. Maybe we should try
and be patient with her.Copy !req
156. What?Copy !req
157. Nothing.Copy !req
158. You're sweet.Copy !req
159. Most guys wouldn't
even give a shit.Copy !req
160. Well...Copy !req
161. I'm not most guys.Copy !req
162. Do you
have a condom?Copy !req
163. Are you okay?Copy !req
164. Yeah.Copy !req
165. A.J., call
Lindsey Blundetto.Copy !req
166. Hi.Copy !req
167. Hey, what are you doing home?
Don't you have class?Copy !req
168. It's Friday,
only in the mornings.Copy !req
169. I got a postcard
from the dentist.Copy !req
170. It's time to
schedule a cleaning.Copy !req
171. God, I just went.Copy !req
172. Smells great,
what is that?Copy !req
173. It's a bundt cake
for A.J.'s fund raiser.Copy !req
174. Nice shoes.Copy !req
175. Is daddy home?Copy !req
176. He's upstairs.Copy !req
177. What's with you,
you seem...Copy !req
178. What?Copy !req
179. Nothing,
I don't know.Copy !req
180. Hey, you know
what I read?Copy !req
181. They're making
a movie with Eloise.Copy !req
182. Oh, really,
that should be cute.Copy !req
183. It's supposed to come out
around Christmas or something.Copy !req
184. Remember at the plaza
that time?Copy !req
185. That kid who kept
calling her HeloiseCopy !req
186. And I almost got
in a fight with her?Copy !req
187. Yes, that little
Spanish girl.Copy !req
188. She was so annoying.Copy !req
189. I can't believe
you even remember that.Copy !req
190. You were like,
nine or something.Copy !req
191. Hey.Copy !req
192. Hello.Copy !req
193. Anyway, so, when it opens,
we are so there, you and me.Copy !req
194. I know you're excited to see me,
but try to control yourself.Copy !req
195. So...Copy !req
196. How is school,
what's new?Copy !req
197. Caitlin's still a pain.Copy !req
198. She cries over
like, everything.Copy !req
199. She probably misses
her family, the poor thing.Copy !req
200. Thank god
for Noah, though.Copy !req
201. He's the only one
that can calm her down.Copy !req
202. She started pulling
her hair out last nightCopy !req
203. 'Cause she saw
a scary movie.Copy !req
204. She does it
all the time now.Copy !req
205. Her scalp is like,
all raw.Copy !req
206. Oh, my god.Copy !req
207. Nothing a straight jacket
wouldn't cure.Copy !req
208. Sorry, I forgot,
it's Mr. SensitivityCopy !req
209. Who doesn't have any
problems of his own.Copy !req
210. I'm agreeing
with you.Copy !req
211. Like you
have a clue.Copy !req
212. Jesus Christ,
what the fuck already?Copy !req
213. Cut her some slack, tony,
she's under a lot of strain.Copy !req
214. And you did
start this.Copy !req
215. Did you see?Copy !req
216. How I didn't rise
to the bait?Copy !req
217. The mulignan?Copy !req
218. A lot of good
It did me.Copy !req
219. Does anybody!Copy !req
220. It's still going on!Copy !req
221. Whoa, you're on
the poles tonight, honey.Copy !req
222. Why the hell's
Mandee in?Copy !req
223. VIP work,
VIP prices.Copy !req
224. It's 50 bucks to me,
plus a blow job later on.Copy !req
225. You know you're gonna make
at least half a "g" in there.Copy !req
226. Oh, look at that.Copy !req
227. It's like an ad for
a fucking weight loss center.Copy !req
228. Before...Copy !req
229. And way before.Copy !req
230. This guy ever stop
breaking balls?Copy !req
231. Hear what I said,
Ton'?Copy !req
232. They're like an ad
for a weight loss center.Copy !req
233. Before and after.Copy !req
234. Come here.Copy !req
235. I want to show you
where the horse bit me.Copy !req
236. Hi, Tony.Copy !req
237. Hey.Copy !req
238. Look at this vision.Copy !req
239. How you doing,
sweetheart?Copy !req
240. Hey, Ralph.Copy !req
241. I have come
to reclaim Rome...Copy !req
242. - For my people.
- How you doing?Copy !req
243. I have come to reclaim
Rome for my people!Copy !req
244. I don't get it,
what do you mean?Copy !req
245. Fucking "Gladiator",
ya fuck!Copy !req
246. Oh, the movie.Copy !req
247. I didn't see it.Copy !req
248. You're an
asshole then.Copy !req
249. Ho, ho, ho.Copy !req
250. What do
we have here?Copy !req
251. What is this,
a handsome contest?Copy !req
252. Ralphie.Copy !req
253. Yo...Copy !req
254. Behave you.Copy !req
255. Hey...Copy !req
256. Hey, baby, I was
wondering where you were.Copy !req
257. Oh, oh, oh,
fucking kiss me!Copy !req
258. How many cocks
you suck tonight?Copy !req
259. Go on.Copy !req
260. Get me a drink.Copy !req
261. Skipper!Copy !req
262. Where's Tony?Copy !req
263. Getting his
weasel greased.Copy !req
264. Oh, your kid
brother's here.Copy !req
265. Ralphie.Copy !req
266. Word to the wise.Copy !req
267. I'm just fuckin' around,
breakin' balls.Copy !req
268. Yo.Copy !req
269. I got a cousin
who's a fag.Copy !req
270. Oh!Copy !req
271. Fucko!Copy !req
272. This weekend...Copy !req
273. Get the video.Copy !req
274. There'll be a quiz
next week.Copy !req
275. They're gonna find this piece
of shit in the trunk someday.Copy !req
276. We are
all dead men,Copy !req
277. As Russell Crowe said,
ahh...Copy !req
278. Hey, c'mon.Copy !req
279. All we can do...Copy !req
280. Is choose...Copy !req
281. How we die!Copy !req
282. That fucking hurts!Copy !req
283. Nah,Copy !req
284. All that fat?Copy !req
285. He's out of control,
this oobatz.Copy !req
286. Hey, Ralph.Copy !req
287. C'mon, man.Copy !req
288. Alright, c'mon.Copy !req
289. Put it down,
Ralphie, c'mon.Copy !req
290. I am father...Copy !req
291. To a murdered...Copy !req
292. Son, husband.Copy !req
293. Ralphie!Copy !req
294. Murdered wife.Copy !req
295. My vengeance.Copy !req
296. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
297. Goddamnit!Copy !req
298. Ralphie!Copy !req
299. C'mon!Copy !req
300. The fuck you doing?Copy !req
301. My fucking eye,
I'm blind, I'm blind!Copy !req
302. The fuck's the matter with you?Copy !req
303. What are you,
hopped up on something?Copy !req
304. It was an accident.Copy !req
305. What did you do?Copy !req
306. Nothing, we were
fucking around.Copy !req
307. It was an accident,
stop being such a crybaby.Copy !req
308. Take him to
the emergency room.Copy !req
309. What?Copy !req
310. Just take him.Copy !req
311. C'mon, pussy boy.Copy !req
312. Fucking stunad,
this guy.Copy !req
313. Did you like the bread?Copy !req
314. What?Copy !req
315. The datenut bread.Copy !req
316. I have recipes...Copy !req
317. Hey, sweetheart,
not now, alright?Copy !req
318. I was up
all night.Copy !req
319. You could've called
or something.Copy !req
320. Sorry, I didn't realize
I needed your permissionCopy !req
321. To visit my house.Copy !req
322. I'm sorry.Copy !req
323. It's just...Copy !req
324. I kept having this image
of you in the hospitalCopy !req
325. With your throat cut.Copy !req
326. I appreciate
your concern,Copy !req
327. But maybe you should focus
on your own problems, okay?Copy !req
328. You know, there was
this thing on TV onceCopy !req
329. About that pilot,
Charles Lindbergh,Copy !req
330. And about how his baby
was kidnapped and killed...Copy !req
331. Jesus Christ,
already!Copy !req
332. Don't go.Copy !req
333. I'm going
to Noah's.Copy !req
334. Well, at least
you have a boyfriend!Copy !req
335. Now she's got me all wound up.Copy !req
336. Put her
out of your mind.Copy !req
337. Duh, if I could
do that.Copy !req
338. Maybe we should
find her a guy.Copy !req
339. Don't you have
any friends?Copy !req
340. Do you really think I'd subject
one of my friends to Caitlin?Copy !req
341. I have an idea.Copy !req
342. I think her birthday's
coming up.Copy !req
343. Why don't
we take her out,Copy !req
344. Like to celebrate?Copy !req
345. You mean like
to live bait?Copy !req
346. Get her drunk,
maybe it'll cheer her up.Copy !req
347. Please, she's bad
enough sober.Copy !req
348. I bet I know what
would cheer you up.Copy !req
349. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
350. What?Copy !req
351. Go to the fuse box.Copy !req
352. In the cellar,
Janice.Copy !req
353. So, call the gas company,
what do you want from me?Copy !req
354. You chose to
live there, remember!Copy !req
355. Well?Copy !req
356. What do you think?Copy !req
357. About what?Copy !req
358. What am I
looking at?Copy !req
359. My teeth,
I got braces.Copy !req
360. What do you want,
a parade?Copy !req
361. Oh!Copy !req
362. What did I tell you
about fraternizing?Copy !req
363. I'm not, I was just
showing Tony my braces.Copy !req
364. Yeah?Copy !req
365. I didn't shell out
three crackersCopy !req
366. For you to be
modeling your teeth.Copy !req
367. Get to work.Copy !req
368. C'mon.Copy !req
369. Anything else?Copy !req
370. Ralphie's the one
sticking her,Copy !req
371. Why don't he pay
for her teeth?Copy !req
372. It's a loan,
I'm juicing her.Copy !req
373. Usually it's fake tits
they want.Copy !req
374. Yeah, well, she don't
need those, that's for sure.Copy !req
375. That kid's
a thoroughbred.Copy !req
376. But, Madonn',
those choppers.Copy !req
377. A fucking
train wreck.Copy !req
378. Well, Happy Birthday
to us all.Copy !req
379. That was a barrel
of monkeys.Copy !req
380. That guy Jeff
kept staring at me.Copy !req
381. What do you think?Copy !req
382. You want to
check out "smokes"?Copy !req
383. I'm a little tired,
you know?Copy !req
384. Yeah, yeah, right.Copy !req
385. It is getting
a little late.Copy !req
386. Oh, my god.Copy !req
387. That is so sad.Copy !req
388. The chairs,
the pears, the bears,Copy !req
389. The social security cards.Copy !req
390. C'mon, Caitlin.Copy !req
391. We should give
her some money.Copy !req
392. Caitlin!Copy !req
393. Excuse me, miss.Copy !req
394. Miss!Copy !req
395. Miss!Copy !req
396. Oh, my god!Copy !req
397. Not bad, chrissy.Copy !req
398. Decent week.Copy !req
399. Not bad?Copy !req
400. I'm running
ragged here.Copy !req
401. If I wanted to work
18 hours a day,Copy !req
402. I could get
a job at Denny's.Copy !req
403. Like they'd
fucking hire him.Copy !req
404. What, are
you crying?Copy !req
405. Keep it up...Copy !req
406. I'll give you
something to cry about.Copy !req
407. Watch the braces,
honey.Copy !req
408. God, it was
so horrible.Copy !req
409. It's over,
Caitlin, okay?Copy !req
410. How can you be
so callous?Copy !req
411. That was the most
horrific thing ever.Copy !req
412. It was a homeless woman with
"The Daily News" up her butt.Copy !req
413. Every time I close my eyes,
I just keep seeing her.Copy !req
414. Oh, my god.Copy !req
415. Caitlin, why don't we go over
to the health center?Copy !req
416. They'll help you.Copy !req
417. They'll give you something
to calm down at least.Copy !req
418. No.Copy !req
419. No more drugs.Copy !req
420. Caitlin, don't start
drinking, c'mon.Copy !req
421. Listen...Copy !req
422. I have to get up
really early tomorrow.Copy !req
423. Josh is on the red eye
from L.A. and...Copy !req
424. My friend, Josh, from Crossroads
High School, I didn't tell you?Copy !req
425. No.Copy !req
426. Sorry,
I thought I did.Copy !req
427. Anyway, he's coming in
and we're gonna head upCopy !req
428. and see his brother
at Hampshire.Copy !req
429. Try and get
some rest, okay?Copy !req
430. Where do you think
she sleeps at night?Copy !req
431. Hi.Copy !req
432. When did you
come in?Copy !req
433. Just now.Copy !req
434. Sorry, were you sleeping?Copy !req
435. It's a good thing we're
paying for that dorm room.Copy !req
436. It's Caitlin again,
I can't sleep there.Copy !req
437. Forget about studying.Copy !req
438. Like you were studying
at two A.M.Copy !req
439. Noah and I took her
out for her birthday.Copy !req
440. She's all depressed
to begin withCopy !req
441. and then she starts
having conniptionsCopy !req
442. over this homeless lady
in the street.Copy !req
443. And how are things
with Noah?Copy !req
444. He's going up to Hampshire
College with his friend from L.A.Copy !req
445. He said he told me about it,
but I know he didn't.Copy !req
446. Don't you think that's weird
that he would just do that?Copy !req
447. I don't know,
I don't really know him.Copy !req
448. And his friend, Josh,
I mean...Copy !req
449. I guess he's okay.Copy !req
450. So, you two are
still dating then?Copy !req
451. Is that a problem?Copy !req
452. You started
this conversation.Copy !req
453. The hygienist from
Dr. Maceras called.Copy !req
454. You never scheduled
your appointment.Copy !req
455. I'm sorry, I forgot,
I'll do it.Copy !req
456. And Jackie JR.
says hello.Copy !req
457. Noah's great, but he can
be odd, you know?Copy !req
458. It's like...Copy !req
459. One minute he's all affectionate
and then the next,Copy !req
460. he's like a totally
different person.Copy !req
461. Meadow, are you in love
with this boy?Copy !req
462. I don't know.Copy !req
463. I guess so.Copy !req
464. At this point,
I better be.Copy !req
465. At what point,
what does that mean?Copy !req
466. Sorry, but we are so not
having that conversation.Copy !req
467. Tony?Copy !req
468. You have a second?Copy !req
469. I know you said
we can't be friends,Copy !req
470. But there's no one else
I can talk to.Copy !req
471. I'm pregnant.Copy !req
472. It's Ralphie's.Copy !req
473. Congratulations.Copy !req
474. I don't know
what to do.Copy !req
475. He acts like
he doesn't give a shit.Copy !req
476. Did you ever think
he's not acting?Copy !req
477. Well, what should I do,
should I keep it?Copy !req
478. I don't get involved
in affairs of the heart.Copy !req
479. But if I have it...Copy !req
480. You think he'll
help me support it?Copy !req
481. Oh, sure, it'll be
father knows best over there.Copy !req
482. Look, you want
my advice?Copy !req
483. You already
got one kid.Copy !req
484. Problems with that,
burning him with cigarettes,Copy !req
485. Whatever the fuck
you were doing.Copy !req
486. I got help for that,
I had a lot of repressed anger.Copy !req
487. The county social worker
says it all goes backCopy !req
488. To my mom and holding
my hand on the stove...Copy !req
489. Whatever,
okay?Copy !req
490. Your age, your situation,Copy !req
491. You need another kid like you
need a fucking hole in the head.Copy !req
492. You're young, still got your
figure, you're making money.Copy !req
493. So, you think I should
get an abortion?Copy !req
494. Believe me,
with Ralphie as the father,Copy !req
495. You'll be doing this kid and the next
three generations a favor.Copy !req
496. Hey, Urban Outfitters
is having a sale.Copy !req
497. We're out of syrup.Copy !req
498. 'Cause you use a whole
gallon at a time.Copy !req
499. Shut up.Copy !req
500. A.J.Copy !req
501. You wanna go?Copy !req
502. What do you need,
shoes?Copy !req
503. Shoes, some new tops.Copy !req
504. I need underwear.Copy !req
505. So, you wanna
go or not?Copy !req
506. I put your whites
in at 10:30.Copy !req
507. I need to wait until
the dryer's free.Copy !req
508. Let Lilliana do it.Copy !req
509. Lilliana's off.Copy !req
510. It's gonna be a zoo
by the time we get there.Copy !req
511. Meadow here?Copy !req
512. She paged me,
she's at her parents.Copy !req
513. Oh.Copy !req
514. Want to hang out?Copy !req
515. I'm writing my paper.Copy !req
516. You mind if I just
sit and study then?Copy !req
517. I'm fine, really,
it's just...Copy !req
518. You know, it's creepy
up there alone.Copy !req
519. Um...Copy !req
520. Alright.Copy !req
521. What are we,
short?Copy !req
522. Who we missing?Copy !req
523. Tracee.Copy !req
524. Left sick on Saturday,
haven't seen her since.Copy !req
525. For three days?Copy !req
526. Fucking twat.Copy !req
527. I talked to my mom.Copy !req
528. And she wants me to go
to Vermont this weekend.Copy !req
529. For what?Copy !req
530. Friends of
my dad's.Copy !req
531. Paul and Irione Dudley.Copy !req
532. Paul's a psychiatry professor
at Dartmouth Medical SchoolCopy !req
533. And they have a horse farm
and ride and talk.Copy !req
534. Paul's very inspiring.Copy !req
535. Sounds good.Copy !req
536. I just feel better already.Copy !req
537. Irione is an amazing cook.Copy !req
538. Now, if I just don't
get freaked outCopy !req
539. By the sound of
the pine trees at night.Copy !req
540. I'm going to Noah's.Copy !req
541. This Moltisanti kid,
he's got his head up his ass.Copy !req
542. This is a great
gladiator movie?Copy !req
543. Look at Kirk Douglas'
fucking hair.Copy !req
544. They didn't have flat tops
in ancient Rome!Copy !req
545. What do you want
to drink, baby?Copy !req
546. Get me a Fresca.Copy !req
547. C-fucking-minus
and it's all her fault.Copy !req
548. You know, six hours I'm trying
to work and she just won't stop.Copy !req
549. Tell me about it.Copy !req
550. The questions,
the whining,Copy !req
551. the crazy goddamn nonsense.Copy !req
552. She starts crying about
her economics class.Copy !req
553. She doesn't get it, so I give her
my notes from last year.Copy !req
554. I'm talking primo notes,
I got an "a".Copy !req
555. But even
that's a problem.Copy !req
556. She doesn't understand
my writing.Copy !req
557. "What does this word mean?
Blah, blah, blah, blah."Copy !req
558. Nothing's ever
enough with her.Copy !req
559. I mean, I know
I'm the R.A.Copy !req
560. But technically she's not
even on my floor.Copy !req
561. C-minus.Copy !req
562. Really beautiful,
Noah.Copy !req
563. It's not that bad, okay?Copy !req
564. I want options when
I graduate, meadow.Copy !req
565. I'm going to law school
in two short years.Copy !req
566. A c-minus
is fucked for me.Copy !req
567. It's early in the semester,
you'll make it up.Copy !req
568. Is that alright,
honey?Copy !req
569. Fine.Copy !req
570. You know I take
care of you, right?Copy !req
571. You, Danny,Copy !req
572. Our gorgeous
little baby.Copy !req
573. Who's that?Copy !req
574. How the fuck
should I know?Copy !req
575. Ralphie, open up!Copy !req
576. Ah, shit.Copy !req
577. Ralphie!Copy !req
578. Where's tracee?Copy !req
579. She's busy.Copy !req
580. Hey, Sill.Copy !req
581. Put your shoes on!Copy !req
582. Oh, what'd I say?Copy !req
583. I don't know,
what'd you fuckin' say?Copy !req
584. Three days
she missed work.Copy !req
585. I've been sick, Sil.Copy !req
586. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
587. I called your house.Copy !req
588. Your mother says you haven't
been there for two days either.Copy !req
589. I was here,
Ralph's taking care of me.Copy !req
590. You got a little
kid at home!Copy !req
591. Her mother's
watching him!Copy !req
592. Mind your fucking
business, Ralph!Copy !req
593. Oh, where do you get
the balls to come here?Copy !req
594. Three grand
this cunt's into me,Copy !req
595. And where do I get
my fucking balls?Copy !req
596. Go on, get out
of here.Copy !req
597. Let's go!Copy !req
598. What's the matter
with you, huh?Copy !req
599. You know how many
girls would killCopy !req
600. for the opportunity
you've got?Copy !req
601. What, working for you?Copy !req
602. Oh, go ahead,
keep it up.Copy !req
603. Give me a break,Copy !req
604. In two seconds I could
get a job at any other...Copy !req
605. Listen to me,
you little boochiac'.Copy !req
606. Until you pay
what you owe,Copy !req
607. that shaved twat of yours
belongs to me!Copy !req
608. You understand?Copy !req
609. I asked you
a question.Copy !req
610. Yeah, now,
get in the car.Copy !req
611. And then I go to pour the milk
and the carton is empty.Copy !req
612. I keep telling you,
it's not me, it's A.J.Copy !req
613. Nice try, mister.Copy !req
614. How about the football trance?Copy !req
615. I swear to god, we can have
an entire conversation,Copy !req
616. But if that TV's on, he's not
hearing a word I'm saying.Copy !req
617. One time
this happened.Copy !req
618. Forget it, gab,Copy !req
619. You might as well be
talkin' to the furniture.Copy !req
620. Well, that's because men have
the attention span of children.Copy !req
621. Sorry, honey,
what'd you say?Copy !req
622. This cake, Rosalie.Copy !req
623. Really, Ro,
delicious.Copy !req
624. The whole meal.Copy !req
625. I'm glad we could
reciprocate.Copy !req
626. Hey, college boy,
how's school?Copy !req
627. Good, you know.Copy !req
628. Crackin' the books.Copy !req
629. Almost dean's list.Copy !req
630. What's this,
almost?Copy !req
631. Give me his name,
no more almost.Copy !req
632. I'm going out.Copy !req
633. I'll probably end up
staying at Bobby's.Copy !req
634. No drinking
and driving.Copy !req
635. C'mon, he knows
better than that.Copy !req
636. Right, tough guy?Copy !req
637. Yeah, whatever
you say, Ralph.Copy !req
638. Get lost.Copy !req
639. Enjoy your youth.Copy !req
640. I'm gonna kill you.Copy !req
641. Why didn't you tell me
this place was so fancy?Copy !req
642. Calm down,
it's just my father.Copy !req
643. Believe me, it'll be nothing
compared to meeting your dad.Copy !req
644. There he is.Copy !req
645. Hey.Copy !req
646. Hey, dad.Copy !req
647. Meadow.Copy !req
648. This is
my father, Len.Copy !req
649. Hello.Copy !req
650. Len Tannenbaum,
please sit.Copy !req
651. How was
the flight?Copy !req
652. Aside from Tim Daly
chewing my ear for an hour,Copy !req
653. It was wonderful.Copy !req
654. The guy from "wings",
you know him?Copy !req
655. He did his deal
for "fugitive".Copy !req
656. Usually I enjoy
L.A. to New York.Copy !req
657. Five hours
without interruptions,Copy !req
658. It's the only time I get
to do some real work.Copy !req
659. Unbelievable.Copy !req
660. He flies first class,Copy !req
661. personal DVD player
with any movie he wantsCopy !req
662. Never even
opens the case.Copy !req
663. Bad enough representing
these people,Copy !req
664. I have to suffer
through their movies too?Copy !req
665. God, it must be so exciting
being an entertainment lawyer.Copy !req
666. Get to meet
all the celebrities.Copy !req
667. It beats working
for a living.Copy !req
668. He's in town to
meet with Dick Wolf.Copy !req
669. The sportscaster?Copy !req
670. Actually,
he's a TV producer.Copy !req
671. "Special Victims Unit,
Law and Order".Copy !req
672. "New York Undercover".Copy !req
673. I used to
love that show.Copy !req
674. Good evening, may I offer you
a cocktail before dinner?Copy !req
675. Guys, are we
drinking wine?Copy !req
676. Clos Pegase, the '94
if you've got.Copy !req
677. So, meadow, what business
is your father in?Copy !req
678. Actually, um,
he's in waste management.Copy !req
679. Ah, toxic chemicals,
medical waste,Copy !req
680. that sort of thing?Copy !req
681. Yeah, sort of,
environmental cleanup.Copy !req
682. Let's give a Big Bada Bing
welcome to Tracee.Copy !req
683. Hey, that guy
cut the line.Copy !req
684. What's the matter?Copy !req
685. I told Caitlin if we went
to the movies I'd call her.Copy !req
686. I'm starting
to feel bad.Copy !req
687. I stopped feeling bad
the second I saw that grade.Copy !req
688. Did I tell you my father's filing a
restraining order against her?Copy !req
689. What?Copy !req
690. You're kidding,
right?Copy !req
691. You obviously
don't know my father.Copy !req
692. He totally freaked when
he heard about the C-minus.Copy !req
693. Well, I mean...Copy !req
694. Couldn't you try
talking to her first?Copy !req
695. At this point?Copy !req
696. She thinks
we're her friends.Copy !req
697. Well, you have
to set limits.Copy !req
698. The girl was
ruining our lives.Copy !req
699. Think about it, we couldn't do
anything without her horning in.Copy !req
700. We certainly couldn't
take her to see this.Copy !req
701. Mrs. Custer
grabs the artist,Copy !req
702. "Oh!Copy !req
703. "I tell you
I want a paintingCopy !req
704. "Commemorating my husband's
last thoughts,Copy !req
705. You give me cows with halos
and Indians making love?"Copy !req
706. "Mrs. Custer,"
he says.Copy !req
707. "those are your husband's
last thoughts."Copy !req
708. "Holy cow,Copy !req
709. look at all
those fucking Indians."Copy !req
710. Oh, what,
not even a hello?Copy !req
711. Fuck you, asshole.Copy !req
712. Oh, that's nice,
very nice.Copy !req
713. That's how you talk to a man
in front of his friends?Copy !req
714. Yeah, right.Copy !req
715. What man?Copy !req
716. Oh, a double.Copy !req
717. You tell him,
sweetie.Copy !req
718. I like this girl!Copy !req
719. Women, women, women.Copy !req
720. Why was I born handsome
instead of rich?Copy !req
721. Leave me alone.Copy !req
722. What's the matter
with you?Copy !req
723. What are you being
like this for?Copy !req
724. Fuck you, three days you don't
call even to see how I am.Copy !req
725. Baby, I'm busy,
I gotta work.Copy !req
726. How else am I gonna
take care of youCopy !req
727. when you're
nine months pregnant?Copy !req
728. You serious?Copy !req
729. Of course
I'm serious.Copy !req
730. We'll get
a little house...Copy !req
731. In a cul-de-sac.Copy !req
732. I know that guy
who's a mortgage broker.Copy !req
733. Really?Copy !req
734. Ralphie,
I love you.Copy !req
735. I love you too,
baby.Copy !req
736. Hey...Copy !req
737. If it's a boy...Copy !req
738. We'll name him
after me.Copy !req
739. If it's a girl, we'll name it
Tracee after you.Copy !req
740. This way she can grow up
to be a cock sucking slobCopy !req
741. just like her mother.Copy !req
742. Are you out of
your fucking mind?Copy !req
743. Guinea motherfucking
piece of shit!Copy !req
744. That's right, that's right,
get it all out.Copy !req
745. Get it all out,
you little whore.Copy !req
746. That make
you feel good?Copy !req
747. You feel like a man?Copy !req
748. Look at you now.Copy !req
749. Oh...Copy !req
750. Give me a fucking drink.Copy !req
751. What happened to you?Copy !req
752. Tracee.Copy !req
753. She slipped.Copy !req
754. We were arguing,
I don't know.Copy !req
755. She fell.Copy !req
756. Holy fucking shit.Copy !req
757. Get a sheet, Chrissy,
cover that up.Copy !req
758. Where is he?Copy !req
759. Inside.Copy !req
760. Go get him.Copy !req
761. She fell?Copy !req
762. That's my story.Copy !req
763. You stupid
motherfucker!Copy !req
764. How fucking
dare you!Copy !req
765. Take it easy.Copy !req
766. You don't think.Copy !req
767. You disrespect this place.Copy !req
768. That's the reason why
you were passed the fuck over.Copy !req
769. It's my fault
she's a klutz?Copy !req
770. Motherfucker!Copy !req
771. Are you out of your fucking mind
layin' your hands on me?Copy !req
772. He's the boss
of this family!Copy !req
773. Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
774. I'm a made guy!Copy !req
775. Ton', we gotta
get you out of here.Copy !req
776. Is this place open?Copy !req
777. No!Copy !req
778. Get the fuck
out of here, Ralph!Copy !req
779. Keep that
back door locked!Copy !req
780. And get her the fuck
out of here.Copy !req
781. You got a rug,
a piece of carpet?Copy !req
782. Cocksucker was
way out of line.Copy !req
783. 20 years old,
this girl.Copy !req
784. That too.Copy !req
785. Let's go.Copy !req
786. What?Copy !req
787. I think we need to talk.Copy !req
788. I think that maybe we've been
seeing too much of each other.Copy !req
789. And?Copy !req
790. I don't know.Copy !req
791. I mean...Copy !req
792. I really like you, meadow.Copy !req
793. It's just...Copy !req
794. I don't think we should
see each other anymore.Copy !req
795. Are you breaking up
with me?Copy !req
796. Are you really
that surprised?Copy !req
797. Why, I mean...Copy !req
798. Things were
going so good.Copy !req
799. Look, honestly,Copy !req
800. You're too negative.Copy !req
801. It's like you have
this underlying cynicismCopy !req
802. about everything.Copy !req
803. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
804. I really didn't
want to get into this.Copy !req
805. So...Copy !req
806. Things are
better then?Copy !req
807. Since our
first session?Copy !req
808. Yes, I guess.Copy !req
809. We seem to
talk more easily.Copy !req
810. Sometimes even painful sessions
can break the log jam.Copy !req
811. Yes.Copy !req
812. And then this.Copy !req
813. You're being
particularly quiet today.Copy !req
814. Sometimes I got
nothing to say.Copy !req
815. Anthony.Copy !req
816. Carmela is here.Copy !req
817. She's giving up her time to
talk about your panic attacks.Copy !req
818. A young man who...Copy !req
819. Worked for us...Copy !req
820. Baronet sanitation,
he...Copy !req
821. He died.Copy !req
822. Who?Copy !req
823. Who?Copy !req
824. You don't know him.Copy !req
825. He died, that's all.Copy !req
826. Work-related death.Copy !req
827. It's sad when
they go so young.Copy !req
828. How was
the dentist?Copy !req
829. God, is there nothing
to eat in this house?Copy !req
830. Who knows,
maybe she quit.Copy !req
831. I heard she went outside with
Ralphie and never came back.Copy !req
832. Do yourself a favor,
keep what you hear to yourself.Copy !req
833. Parties are usually
Friday night.Copy !req
834. A lot of high rollers,
a lot of big tips.Copy !req
835. You want in
the VIP room?Copy !req
836. It's 50 bucks to me
plus a blow job later on.Copy !req