1. How are you feeling,
from your accident?
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2. Fine, thank you.
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3. Honestly, if you'd told me five years
ago I'd be sitting here today...
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4. Anthony's attacks,
how do they make you feel?
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5. Well, concerned, of course.
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6. Helpless.
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7. - Frustrated, maybe.
- With your inability to help him?
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8. I was referring to your
inability to help him.
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9. She has helped me.
What are you saying?
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10. It's been three years,
you still pass out on a regular basis.
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11. I understand your frustration.
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12. Did he share our insights
about his last panic attack?
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13. I told you, remember? The capocollo,
and my mother when I was a kid.
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14. Right, yes.
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15. Is there anything in the family dynamic
that could serve as a trigger?
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16. - Something in your dialoguing?
- Excuse me?
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17. I don't know you that well.
We're trying to get to root causes.
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18. - Maybe you do things that affect me.
- Oh, really?
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19. What?
People affect each other in life.
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20. Oh, is this how it works?
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21. You're looking for someone
to point the finger at?
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22. She didn't say anything.
Don't get defensive!
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23. You know what? Maybe you should
explore your own behavior.
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24. Maybe you pass out
because you're guilty.
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25. You stick your dick in anything,
maybe that's a root cause.
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26. Very nice. That's very nice.
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27. Mm-hmm
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28. I told you months ago I broke it off
with that Russian person. Right?
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29. It's like smoking your whole life
and then suing cigarette companies.
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30. You agreed to come here.
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31. Forget it, this is fucking ridiculous.
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32. Right, just sit there.
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33. Silence, anger, then you pass out
and you blame the rest of the world.
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34. Yeah, I love you too.
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35. - You're both very angry.
- Must've been top of your class.
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36. Jesus Christ!
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37. What?
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38. Great. And I'm the one that doesn't
fucking communicate?
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39. Want to know what's wrong?
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40. After 19 years, we have to pay
someone to teach us how to interact.
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41. You were all in favor.
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42. Slow down.
Stop driving like a maniac!
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43. Maybe we'll die.
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44. Think it's easy?
I'm the new kid at school.
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45. - I can't even open my mouth.
- Who's picking on you?
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46. - She took your side with everything.
- Please!
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47. I'm sure you'll have a good laugh
about it next time.
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48. Yeah.
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49. Oh, motherfucking fuck!
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50. Jesus Christ.
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51. - Happy? What did I tell you?
- It's a fucking speed trap.
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52. How you doing?
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53. Got new shoes.
Soles are a little heavy.
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54. License, registration,
and insurance card, please.
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55. You're with the township, right?
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56. I had dinner with your boss last week.
Tony Soprano.
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57. Please remove the license
from the wallet.
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58. - You know why I stopped you?
- Yeah, I do.
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59. Why don't you and your wife
have dinner on me?
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60. You can tell her about it.
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61. - Are you offering me a bribe, sir?
- Of course not. You gotta relax.
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62. Would you shut the engine, please?
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63. What happens if I don't feel like
shutting the engine?
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64. Dispatch, request backup.
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65. - You gotta be fucking kidding me.
- Tony.
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66. Five-eight-two, what's your 20?
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67. Dispatch, cancel backup.
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68. - This the high point of your career?
- Wait in the car.
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69. Our tax dollars, hard at work.
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70. You'd think they'd be out
arresting dope dealers.
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71. This fucking smoke's
actually writing me up.
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72. - Stay in the car, Tony.
- Affirmative action cocksucker.
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73. - What'd Freddie want?
- Peppers and eggs.
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74. - Help me carry it.
- I saw a meter maid.
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75. Bullshit.
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76. Get me a Manhattan Special
instead of the Coke.
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77. There's always some fucker
on your machine.
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78. - You shouldn't listen to my machine!
- Shut your mouth!
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79. You know what? Fuck you.
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80. Don't call me anymore!
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81. Get back in the goddamn car!
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82. - Could you give me a ride?
- What the fuck are you looking at?
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83. - We're on a job in Teaneck.
- Two minutes.
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84. - Get back here, Tina.
- Eat shit, asshole!
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85. Can't you just do me this favor?
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86. - Why don't you go?
- Can't you take me?
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87. Look, there's a car service...
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88. Sal!
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89. What the fuck?
He didn't do anything!
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90. - Come on, you wanna fuck her?
- Stop, he didn't do anything!
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91. What are you doing? Stop!
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92. Get back in the fucking car!
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93. Get in the car!
Get in the fucking car, now!
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94. Bryan!
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95. Hey.
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96. How are you?
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97. Thanks for coming, Tony.
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98. Hey. How you doing?
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99. Hey.
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100. I brought him some Whitman's.
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101. How's he doing?
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102. I talked to him before,
I think he squeezed my hand.
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103. He's gonna be a vegetable.
A fucking retard.
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104. - No, he's gonna be fine.
- Look at the bright side.
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105. He wasn't that smart to begin with.
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106. It's a tense situation.
A little fucking levity.
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107. - What are you doing here?
- I can't visit my cousin?
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108. I want this cocksucker
to bleed from his ass, skipper.
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109. - You got it.
- Just say the word.
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110. Go grab us some coffee.
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111. Come on, you kidding?
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112. Better yet, go to the ear,
nose and throat department.
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113. Get your hearing checked.
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114. You tell the cops who did this?
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115. I'm upset, but please.
I know how to keep my mouth shut.
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116. Unless there's a salami sandwich.
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117. What the fuck?
We're having a meeting.
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118. Two minutes he's in charge,
he's Lee Iacocca.
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119. Come on. Not here. Come on.
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120. - Any beef with him and Mustang Sally?
- Didn't owe him any money?
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121. No, nothing.
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122. No, this kid's a wack job.
Meadowlands, last year.
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123. Threw a hot dog vendor off the
second mezzanine. Too many onions.
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124. Geeg?
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125. - Get him under control.
- With extreme fucking prejudice.
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126. - We gotta go. All right.
- See you, Ton.
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127. Hey, it's gonna be fine.
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128. Thanks, Tony.
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129. If I go and prepare
a place for you...
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130. I will come back again
and take you to myself...
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131. so that where I am,
you may also be.
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132. - This is the word of the Lord.
- Thanks be to God.
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133. There are many rooms
in my father's house.
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134. Most certainly one for Febby.
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135. Febby lived a full life,
a life of service to others.
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136. His 78 years saw him serve
his family as a devoted father...
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137. his country as a supply sergeant
in the Pacific...
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138. and most importantly,
our Lord as a devout Catholic.
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139. When I last visited Febby
in the hospital...
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140. he'd finished his chemotherapy.
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141. Though frail and extremely thin,
his fighting spirit was still intact.
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142. His body was wracked with pain.
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143. You know Greg D'Aiuto?
His grandfather had cancer.
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144. They froze him till they find a cure.
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145. Mary. Carmela.
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146. Hugh.
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147. Oh.
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148. - For the poor box.
- Thank you.
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149. - I'm going to check out the hearse.
- Don't get lost, A.J.
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150. Well, I'll see you out at...
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151. See you, Father.
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152. Come here, you.
Let me look at you.
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153. Hey! Come here!
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154. - Why didn't you tell me?
- Wanted to surprise you.
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155. You mean old prick.
I thought you were in Miami.
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156. It's too hot there.
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157. I came to see the grandkids,
and my doctor's here.
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158. Yeah, Bobby said you weren't
feeling too good.
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159. I'm gonna bring the car around.
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160. - Sorry about your uncle.
- Febby was Carmela's uncle.
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161. Buon'anima.
He should rest in peace.
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162. Ninety-four pounds when he died.
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163. He was always thin.
What do you expect?
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164. As long as I got you here...
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165. Your godson, Mustang Sally Intile.
He did a Lee Trevino off a guy's head.
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166. That prick is my godson in name only.
It was a favor to his father.
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167. Well, I'm just saying, because...
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168. this isn't the first time.
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169. You do whatever you gotta do.
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170. Just so you heard it from me.
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171. Thank you. And I appreciate you
looking out for Bobby.
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172. He's been a huge help with my uncle.
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173. That one don't need any help.
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174. He's out of jail on a fucking medical.
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175. He makes me laugh, your uncle.
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176. Yeah, we're talking about you,
you cagey fuck!
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177. - You got them all fooled.
- Yeah, that's right.
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178. There's Bobby.
I'm sorry for your loss.
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179. - See you later.
- Okay.
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180. Hey, Hey, Hey.
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181. What the fuck, he's really sick?
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182. That cough.
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183. He smoked those Camels
since he's in short pants.
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184. - Lung cancer? Oh, fuck.
- Another toothpick.
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185. What kind of way is that
to talk about a sick person?
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186. - Good night, now.
- Good night. Thank you.
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187. Forty-two years. My God.
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188. When it's right, it's right.
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189. We said we'd save the Barolo
for a big night?
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190. Check out these numbers.
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191. Heh?
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192. - My God! I knew we were busy, but...
- Not bad, eh?
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193. I think I'm gonna pass
on the wine tonight.
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194. A night like this,
you're gonna make me drink alone?
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195. What is it, you okay?
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196. You know I love it here,
and you are such a great boss...
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197. but Christopher doesn't
want me working anymore.
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198. - Please don't be mad.
- No, I'm not mad. I'm happy for you.
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199. You know, with his change
in situation...
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200. You know how he is.
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201. You think I wanna be stuck
in this prison?
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202. I wanted to give you notice. I was
supposed to tell you two weeks ago.
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203. Is it okay if tonight's my last night?
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204. Yeah, I guess I'll get
Charmaine to cover.
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205. Thank you!
I was so nervous about telling you.
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206. Christopher's picking me up.
I'm gonna fix my makeup.
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207. Okay.
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208. Of course.
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209. You're not gonna jump me?
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210. - What?
- I'm open here. I'll have to king you.
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211. Fuck it, I don't want to play.
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212. I don't really want to either.
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213. - What's with you? All day, Gloomy Gus.
- Sorry, it's just...
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214. It's my father.
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215. He's tough, he'll beat it.
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216. - It's not the cancer, it's Tony.
- Tony? What about him?
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217. Don't speak in anagrams.
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218. - He okayed my dad to hit Sally.
- He put that kid in a coma.
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219. Fuck Sally, I'm worried about my
father. He's been retired seven years.
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220. Are we in the Navy?
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221. It's not that.
This was a proud man, Junior.
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222. He's over the other night, I had to
help him off the toilet, he's so weak.
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223. Shut the fuck up with the toilets!
All this morbidity!
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224. I'm sorry, you're right.
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225. Fuck.
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226. This point in his life,
to have him do a thing like this.
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227. I never ask you for anything.
Tell Tony I'll do it if he wants.
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228. Fuck what he wants.
I'm the boss.
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229. You're right, I'm sorry.
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230. Stop your crying! I'll tell him.
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231. Making me fucking depressed now.
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232. Bacala's okay with it.
Why do you care?
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233. - What is it with these power trips?
- What the fuck are you talking about?
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234. - Pardon me. May I?
- Yeah.
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235. - Your girl got any coffee out there?
- I think we can rustle some up.
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236. Tax code, another client.
IRS troubles.
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237. Sorry, Mel. To find a place
they're not allowed to bug...
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238. - Dr. Schreck's office is full.
- I sit too much anyway.
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239. It has to be the old man?
There's no other way?
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240. There's a million ways,
but this'll work.
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241. It was Gigi's idea,
I'm not cutting his balls off.
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242. Sally's MIA. Two days ago he
reaches out to Bacala for help.
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243. Old man Bacala's his godfather, he can
get close without arousing suspicion.
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244. - Doesn't sit right.
- He's done it before.
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245. - He's a sick man!
- It's something to live for.
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246. I took those Duncan Sheik records
and shoved them up his ass.
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247. Wait a minute.
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248. - Who let this one in?
- Wolfgang Fuckface.
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249. Hey, Artie.
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250. The man who stole her away.
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251. Adriana, she gave her notice.
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252. Help yourself.
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253. You better be good to that girl.
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254. You cocksucker.
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255. No wonder the food
sucks.
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256. You're supposed to cook
with the wine, Artie.
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257. Three years.
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258. Best hostess I ever had.
This piece of shit steals her away.
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259. - Artie, come on.
- He knows I'm breaking his balls.
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260. Alright.
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261. Seriously, though.
I'm you, I hire a food taster.
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262. Don't fuck with a chef.
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263. You're the only one
who can swing a meat cleaver?
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264. - Fuck you.
- Artie.
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265. I'm kidding!
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266. Wanna try cooking
with one fucking eye?
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267. That's enough!
Go wait outside!
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268. Now!
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269. What the fuck?
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270. What the fuck is wrong with you?
She's his fiancée!
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271. I loved her.
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272. I fucking love her now.
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273. Artie, do me a favor.
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274. Don't ever fucking say that again
to anybody, ever.
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275. What am I, a joke?
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276. Yeah, a stupid fucking bald one.
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277. Not to mention married.
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278. Can I tell you something?
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279. She's a cunt, my fucking wife.
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280. A girl like Ade, that's a woman.
If I still had my hair...
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281. She's a young girl. You could have
hair like fucking Casey Kasem.
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282. It won't make a difference.
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283. Yeah.
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284. Now look, go in the back,
get some coffee.
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285. Go home, go the fuck to sleep.
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286. I should go apologize.
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287. Not right now, okay?
Let me talk to Chris.
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288. You go home.
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289. Call me tomorrow.
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290. Got a business opportunity
over in Newark.
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291. Jesus-fucking-Christ.
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292. Mr. Spears for you on three.
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293. Seth, I gotta take this.
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294. All right.
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295. Hey.
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296. What about this speeding ticket?
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297. - What?
- I just got a letter in the mail.
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298. Throw it out.
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299. I gotta call my guy down at the DMV?
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300. It's a deplorable situation
and I'll take care of it.
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301. Good news about the
riverfront esplanade thing.
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302. Just straighten the fucking
ticket out, okay?
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303. Where's your father?
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304. He stopped by the bakery.
Wanted to pick up a shortcake.
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305. He never comes empty-handed.
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306. Talk to Tony?
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307. No, I decided against it.
I didn't even call him.
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308. This life comes with responsibilities.
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309. - Your old man knows that.
- I was asking for me.
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310. Teddy Roosevelt gave an entire
speech with a bullet in his chest.
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311. Some things are a matter of duty.
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312. Son of a bitch.
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313. - Are you all right?
- I'm fine. Fucking steps.
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314. Well, here, sit down. Jesus.
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315. Fuck, is that blood?
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316. Jesus Christ, call a fucking doctor!
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317. No, no, no.
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318. It's the nodules in his lungs.
It happens when he's out of breath.
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319. St. Dennis, is this what it comes to?
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320. Get him some water!
These doctors, what are they doing?
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321. I don't know, whatever they do.
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322. Water.
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323. I want you to call John Kennedy
at St. Barnabas.
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324. Junior, I'm happy with my guy.
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325. What is he doing?
Are you on chemo?
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326. Is he giving you oxygen therapy?
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327. Junior, the cure is worse
than the fucking illness!
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328. Cocksucker! This is an outrage!
You can't clip someone like this!
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329. Junior, I want to do it.
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330. Eight years sitting on my ass.
It'll feel good being useful.
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331. He's tough.
What if things don't go your way?
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332. If they don't, they don't.
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333. What the fuck, I'm dead anyway.
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334. Paul Newman's dressing
makes 100 million a year...
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335. and people love my sauce.
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336. Arthur, you run a restaurant.
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337. What do you know
about mass production?
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338. I have an associate's in business.
We can't grow unless we take risks.
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339. Going into business with a gangster
isn't a risk. It's a sure disaster.
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340. It's legitimate.
It's part of the revitalization.
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341. Newark gives tax breaks
for reopening old factories.
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342. I'm trying to work.
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343. Fuck the Vegetables.
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344. We have a chance
to have our own company.
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345. Our own line
of products.
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346. Then why is it called Satriale's?
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347. The pork store has a customer base.
Name recognition.
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348. Vesuvio doesn't? Your grandfather
opened up in the '30s, Arthur.
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349. Tony talked to this marketing guy.
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350. Brand names beginning with a "V"
make people think of vagina. Turnoff.
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351. - What did you just say?
- Vaseline, et cetera.
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352. The whole thing is...
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353. - Can't you see the opportunities?
- To be a mob front.
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354. - Jesus Christ, already.
- When are you gonna learn?
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355. Be happy in thine own self.
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356. I'm telling you, the DVD's incredible.
Flat screen, fucking Surround Sound.
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357. "In this world or the next,
I shall have my revenge."
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358. Here we go.
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359. It's like the chariots are going
through the fucking house.
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360. Skateboard's not enough.
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361. Sweetheart, more water, please.
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362. So I hear you got old man Bacala
making a comeback?
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363. He didn't hear it from me.
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364. I'm not butting in.
Junior asked me to talk to you.
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365. He's just looking out
for the old man.
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366. It does seem a little extreme.
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367. But my man Gigootz knows
what he's doing.
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368. - Glad I have your fucking approval.
- Whatever you say, cappy.
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369. Here it is. For you, Junior,
and anybody the fuck else.
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370. Gigi's captain.
He gave the order.
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371. I okayed it.
End of fucking story.
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372. Tony, no offense.
Obviously it's your call.
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373. Yeah, obviously.
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374. - What?
- Nothing.
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375. It's just, you send in an old man?
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376. What's he gonna do,
gum him to death?
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377. - Anybody ask for your input?
- No, no, I'm just saying.
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378. You should let me do it.
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379. I'll take the guy apart at the joints.
With him conscious.
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380. This way, sir.
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381. We got all kinds...
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382. Whoa, it's Shaft.
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383. - What, are you here on a stakeout?
- May I help you?
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384. I need a piece of this.
Unless you wanna come over...
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385. check out my birdbath,
make sure it's up to code.
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386. I'll check the computer.
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387. Get your ticket book.
That constitutes indecent exposure.
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388. I no longer need my ticket book.
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389. Your friend, the assemblyman, had me
transferred to the property room.
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390. - No longer the scourge of Cedar Grove?
- Nor eligible for overtime.
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391. Leon, take your break at 2.
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392. Just so you know, I didn't tell him
to do any of that shit.
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393. That's very kind of you.
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394. We're out of stock.
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395. Tony!
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396. - Tony, the phone!
- All right! Jesus!
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397. He'll be right with you.
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398. - Who is it?
- I don't know.
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399. I'm going to Fortunoff's.
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400. - When are you coming home?
- When I'm done.
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401. - Hello?
- It's Ron. You paged me?
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402. Oh, yeah, yeah.
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403. I ran into that guy, the traffic cop?
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404. - It's done, already taken care of.
- I know, it's just...
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405. - You got him busted off the street?
- Isn't that what you wanted?
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406. Yeah, but it's kind of harsh, no?
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407. I spoke to his unit commander.
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408. Nobody likes him.
He's a rabble-rouser.
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409. Yeah, maybe. But I don't know, it...
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410. It goes beyond you.
The guy's depressed or something.
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411. They think he might have
some serious mental problems.
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412. Cocksucker.
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413. You're a liar!
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414. What was he lying about?
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415. - The old man?
- What's he look like?
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416. - Like an old fucking man.
- He's all coughing and shit.
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417. Uncle Bobby, thank God.
Thanks for coming.
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418. More fucking stairs.
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419. You should quit while you're young.
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420. - Gotta die from something.
- Take that shit out of here.
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421. All right, I'm sorry.
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422. Let me talk to my uncle.
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423. Over here.
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424. - Who's this little spic?
- He fucks the lady whose house it is.
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425. I'm sorry.
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426. You put that kid
in a fucking coma, Sal.
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427. - For what, talking to some puttana?
- I know I was wrong. I'm sorry.
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428. He wasn't some citizen.
The kid has friends.
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429. I'm sorry, Uncle Bobby. Whatever
Tony Soprano wants me to do.
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430. Take it easy, I got you a pass.
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431. Thank you.
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432. Thank you so fucking much.
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433. It's good you called,
that's all I'm gonna say.
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434. Tell Tony it won't happen again.
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435. Or if it does, I'll at least yell
"Fore!" next time.
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436. I'm sorry, I shouldn't make jokes.
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437. - Get me a glass of water.
- Yeah.
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438. - You want ice?
- No.
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439. Let the water run,
make sure it's cold.
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440. - Are you all right?
- I'm fine.
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441. So this guy still in a coma?
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442. Should I visit him,
or is that too fucked up?
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443. Yeah, I think you should go see him.
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444. I don't know.
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445. Maybe I should send flowers,
or some shit.
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446. Oh, what the fuck?
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447. Hey, you fucking greaseball, you.
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448. Any more smart remarks?
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449. No, Mr. Bacala, please!
Please, no more!
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450. Mmm...
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451. Oh, shit!
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452. All the fucking luck!
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453. I said he shouldn't do it.
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454. I had to go all the way
to Staten Island to identify him.
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455. - He's a cold-hearted prick, my nephew.
- Cocksuckers didn't even clean him up.
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456. He still had bits of glass in his hair
from the windshield.
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457. What was he, 71?
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458. I don't know, 68.
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459. What did they say?
What was the cause of death?
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460. Who? What do you mean?
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461. Was it the cancer or the accident?
How advanced was the metastasis?
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462. All due respect, Junior,
what do you care about the details?
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463. All this technical shit?
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464. You're right.
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465. The man's passed on.
We should let him rest in peace.
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466. He was a good man, your father.
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467. A good friend.
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468. Motherfucker!
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469. Goddamn it!
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470. Dirty bastard!
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471. Son of a...
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472. Jesus-fucking-Christ!
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473. - Good night.
- Bye.
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474. Customer says good night,
you barely look up?
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475. I said it low.
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476. Miss Personality over here.
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477. What's with the glasses?
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478. I left my contacts home.
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479. I don't know what it is, but you've
had a hair across your ass all week.
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480. Lower your voice.
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481. Still mad because I told you
you can't go in with Tony?
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482. You don't tell me anything,
Charmaine.
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483. And I'm going into business with Tony.
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484. If you do this, Artie,
if you choose Tony over me...
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485. What are you gonna do, divorce me?
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486. - Is that what you want?
- What'd I say?
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487. This marriage is over, Arthur.
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488. - I'm serious.
- It's about fucking time.
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489. And you're not getting
the kids, either!
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490. Son of a bitch.
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491. Hey. Look who's here.
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492. - He volunteered to mow your lawn.
- I did not.
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493. Hi, Anthony.
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494. It's that time of year.
Brought the last of my sweet corn.
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495. What's the matter?
You all right?
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496. Anthony, be a good boy. Wait outside.
I need to talk to your father.
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497. If this is about old man Bacala,
I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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498. I have cancer.
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499. - You have what?
- Cancer. The big casino.
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500. Jesus Christ, when did you find out?
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501. Blood in my stool.
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502. Had a test before
your mother's funeral.
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503. That's why you been acting
so fucking weird?
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504. I mean, where is it?
Is it in your colon, or?
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505. My stomach.
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506. Jesus Christ, Uncle Jun.
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507. - Did they say how bad?
- Won't know until they open me up.
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508. I go in in two weeks.
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509. - This has to stay between us, Anthony.
- Yeah, of course.
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510. Look, we'll get you help.
We'll get you the best there is.
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511. First Jackie with cancer, then Febby.
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512. Old man Bacala had it,
but now you'll get me help?
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513. These things come in threes.
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514. Is that why you didn't want
the old man to make the hit?
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515. What, if he died of cancer,
he'd take your place?
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516. - I asked you not to make him do it.
- Jesus Christ! Un-fucking-believable.
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517. I'm serious, Anthony.
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518. Promise me that you'll
dummy up about this.
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519. Yeah, all right.
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520. You're sick, people treat you
like a nonentity. I'm serious.
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521. You can't talk about this
with anybody.
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522. Yeah. Yeah, of course.
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523. Of course.
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524. - Hello?
- Uncle Jun's got cancer.
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525. A lot of death.
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526. Ma.
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527. - Pop and the emphysema.
- Uncle Jun. Another toothpick.
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528. Hey, Jan, come on.
A little respect, huh?
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529. I'm sorry, it's just what Ma
used to say.
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530. Yeah, that's right.
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531. - She said that about her own brother.
- Another toothpick.
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532. Jesus.
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533. What was he, 36 years old,
Uncle Mickey?
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534. Liver cancer.
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535. Jesus. These old-timers.
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536. The more hard-ass their attitude,
the more they suppress their feelings.
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537. - I think it's the illusion of control.
- Control?
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538. You say the most horrible shit you can
think of in the face of tragedy.
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539. It's like saying to God:
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540. "See? You don't fool me, asshole.
I know what you're planning."
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541. Yeah, like they're trying
to ward off evil, or some shit.
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542. Remember how Ma,
she hated compliments?
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543. Giving or taking them?
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544. Because then maybe,
at any minute, boom!
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545. I really been coming to know Christ.
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546. Ma, Febby, Uncle Jun?
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547. Always comes in threes.
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548. And then there's the Holy Trinity.
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549. You think that's a coincidence?
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550. What happened to Sal Bonpensiero?
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551. Witness protection.
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552. Would you like to pray with me?
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553. Two weeks ago?
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554. Why didn't you say anything?
Did you report it?
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555. Campus security's a joke.
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556. Don't you think they should know
there's a thief?
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557. - Who? What are you talking about?
- Nothing.
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558. Her bike was stolen two weeks ago.
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559. The ten speed?
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560. - Didn't you lock it up?
- They used bolt cutters.
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561. A black guy from the neighborhood.
One of the kids saw him.
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562. - What?
- Did I say anything?
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563. A black guy? Imagine that.
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564. - Tony...
- It's just, I can't believe it.
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565. I am not listening.
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566. You're thinking the same thing.
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567. What did I say?
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568. You're twice as likely
to be robbed by a black.
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569. - That is so racist!
- It's a fact.
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570. From who, David Duke?
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571. - Why are they in the basement?
- Try the FBI. I saw it on TV.
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572. - You're quoting the FBI?
- They aren't.
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573. - But the lamp?
- On battery backup.
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574. - Why?
- Crime is economic, not racial.
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575. You're more likely to steal
if you're poor...
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576. which most black people are.
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577. Wait till one takes your stereo.
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578. You're a hypocrite!
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579. This is what I've been saying!
Stay with your own!
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580. Wait a second.
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581. - Where are you taking that lamp?
- Mine gives me a headache.
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582. - Don't change the subject!
- I'm out of here!
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583. Be sure to call
when you need some money!
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584. Now you got something you can
rat me out about in therapy!
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585. - Madonna, this place!
- You only retire once.
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586. Is that an earring?
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587. Huh?
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588. - Your ear, I never noticed before.
- This?
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589. Had it for years.
I don't wear it all the time.
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590. Did Chris tell you
we had a little run-in?
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591. - He's just jealous.
- Of what? We're friends.
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592. Well, you know how he is.
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593. - I'm glad he didn't make you cancel.
- He thinks I'm with Cindy.
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594. I'm gonna miss you, Ade.
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595. I'm gonna miss you too, Artie.
Charmaine, the busboys.
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596. Charmaine...
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597. What? What's wrong?
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598. Charmaine and me, we're gonna
try it apart for a little while.
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599. - Oh, my God, are you okay? The kids?
- It's for the best.
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600. Did I tell you I'm gonna
go into business with Tony?
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601. - What, like a restaurant?
- Satriale Foods.
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602. We'll probably change the name
to Vesuvio.
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603. Sauce, taralli, ravioli.
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604. That's great. Congratulations!
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605. You change your mind,
there's room on my staff...
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606. for a bright, sexy vice president.
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607. It's a big step. Marriage.
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608. - You sure you're ready?
- Yeah, I'm sure.
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609. - You know where the ladies' room is?
- Yeah, I think it's behind the bar.
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610. Okay...
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611. No, No...
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612. The plate is hot.
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613. Restaurants, stores,
slips for luxury yachts.
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614. We go with my plumbing and electrical.
The steel and brickwork, all yours.
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615. - We need to talk about Local 187.
- You gotta see the scale model.
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616. There are even little people.
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617. Fucking Newark. They got little
hookers giving little blowjobs?
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618. I gotta go take a leak.
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619. I got a call from Eddie Voehl
at the PBA.
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620. Your friend the cop
is bitching about his overtime.
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621. He's got some black officer's squad
looking into his case.
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622. Oh, yeah?
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623. If you want, I can get it squashed.
Get him reassigned.
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624. You know what? Fuck him.
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625. Cocksucker got what he deserved.
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626. Yes?
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627. The Tony Soprano wiretap
has been neutralized.
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628. What do you mean?
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629. - Hello?
- In here.
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630. What are you doing?
You're not ready?
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631. I'm not going.
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632. - They gave you permission.
- I can't. I'm not up to it.
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633. - It's my father's funeral.
- You hear me, I don't feel up to snuff.
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634. You look okay to me.
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635. Junior?
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636. Didn't you get my flowers?
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637. My whole family's in the car.
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638. I gotta tell you,
I take this as a personal insult.
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639. - Think I don't care?
- What else can I think?
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640. You selfish fuck,
I can't go because I'm sick!
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641. I have cancer.
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642. Cancer?
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643. Oh, my God.
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644. Real wisenheimer,
now how do you feel?
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645. Two weeks, I go in for the surgery,
and I'll start the chemo after that.
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646. Junior, I'm sorry.
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647. - I don't know what to say.
- I'll say a prayer for your old man.
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648. My father.
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649. Now you?
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650. What the fuck is happening?
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651. You will miss the boat.
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652. Lady, I missed the boat
a long time ago.
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653. Including tax and delivery,
it comes to $897.23.
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654. Just make sure it gets to my house
in one piece.
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