1. Ton, will you get that?Copy !req
2. - Hello.
- Tony, it's me.Copy !req
3. Don't hang up.Copy !req
4. Why are you calling here?
You know who could answer this phone?Copy !req
5. Please. You're so conceited.
Do you think I want to call you?Copy !req
6. I think you're drinking and dialing.
I can smell the Stoli from here.Copy !req
7. Yell to your sister, not to me.
My poor cousin...Copy !req
8. has not had her prosthetic leg.Copy !req
9. - What do you want me to do?
- Tony, please.Copy !req
10. I miss you so much.
Can't you come over here?Copy !req
11. Don't you ever call here again.Copy !req
12. - Didn't you see my favorite patient?
- Tomorrow.Copy !req
13. - How's that going?
- Let's not, Richard.Copy !req
14. - I wish you hadn't taken him back.
- I took you back.Copy !req
15. I see the synergy.
Treat him, we start seeing each other.Copy !req
16. - Richard, Richard.
- No, seriously.Copy !req
17. If you want to know, he had
a breakthrough last week.Copy !req
18. - What? Through somebody's jaw?
- You're right, I'm wasting my time.Copy !req
19. Better I boycott with
the Italian American Foundation...Copy !req
20. and save the world from
what is it this week? Gangster?Copy !req
21. The very idea ABC would even think of
producing that stereotypical goombah fest.Copy !req
22. Richard, we are an advertisement for
the American experiment. We did great.Copy !req
23. I'm fed up with people assuming I'm a
thug because my name ends in a vowel.Copy !req
24. Undershirts, yelling.
Hollywood gives these sociopaths...Copy !req
25. the tragic grandeur of Al Pacino.Copy !req
26. He's an expert at this.
The guy's conning you.Copy !req
27. Condescend to me, Richard.
It gets me so hot.Copy !req
28. Tell me about this breakthrough.
You said he's alexithymic.Copy !req
29. Nothing will get through.Copy !req
30. Not if it threatens that straw house he's built
inside his head to shelter his criminality.Copy !req
31. It concerns me you don't see this.
Pink-slip this guy. He's dangerous.Copy !req
32. I'll pink-slip you if you don't
get the chicken in the oven.Copy !req
33. Is that new?Copy !req
34. - Looks good.
- Did you bring your log?Copy !req
35. - My log?
- Remember? You were to keep a record.Copy !req
36. I asked you to write down any feelings...Copy !req
37. of anxiety or memories
of past anxiety attacks.Copy !req
38. My parents and the pork store. I know.Copy !req
39. That was... it was interesting.Copy !req
40. Have you thought at all about that?Copy !req
41. - How do people find the time?
- To get well?Copy !req
42. Look, my mother's dead.
I haven't had a panic attack since.Copy !req
43. You've gone months without them before.
The conflicts that cause them...Copy !req
44. and your depression are
buried deep inside you.Copy !req
45. - Are you happy?
- Am I happy?Copy !req
46. That's not even...Copy !req
47. Look, I'm sorry
I didn't bring the list.Copy !req
48. I'll bring it next week.Copy !req
49. Will you ever think about
bringing your wife into this?Copy !req
50. In here? Carmela?Copy !req
51. You're the one who wanted to take
a more proactive approach.Copy !req
52. That's not in the future.Copy !req
53. Let's talk frankly.
You demanded more of me. Fine.Copy !req
54. - But you're not trying.
- I know.Copy !req
55. The past.Copy !req
56. But shit happens in my daily
life that needs attention now.Copy !req
57. I got some genuine concerns, you know.Copy !req
58. About my son. He shies away
from anything that requires effort...Copy !req
59. and I think he picks
that up from me.Copy !req
60. He's in football now. Carmela's as
guilty about this as I am.Copy !req
61. She indulges him.Copy !req
62. Richard was right.Copy !req
63. I've been charmed by a sociopath.
Why didn't I listen?Copy !req
64. Why do you think?Copy !req
65. Why did I reject a good man like Richard
in the first place?Copy !req
66. If you think about my life,
it's so textbook.Copy !req
67. Marry a man 10 years my senior.Copy !req
68. Of course Richard's gonna be
protective and patriarchal.Copy !req
69. Then I reject him for being just that.Copy !req
70. There's nothing wrong
with wanting to be safe.Copy !req
71. I know Richard's right.
I should get Tony Soprano...Copy !req
72. Shit.Copy !req
73. I always thought it was that
other guy. Little Augie Aprile.Copy !req
74. - I can't believe I revealed his name.
- Why did you?Copy !req
75. Does Richard know who he is?Copy !req
76. I think he saw it in my Day-Timer.
That's why he's been so adamant.Copy !req
77. Because Soprano is very high up.Copy !req
78. If he was some button man
you wouldn't treat him?Copy !req
79. Please, with the terminology.Copy !req
80. You know psychotherapy is limited
in the treatment of anxiety disorder.Copy !req
81. You've medicated Soprano and helped
him gain what insight he's able to absorb.Copy !req
82. It's time to send him
on to a behaviorist.Copy !req
83. Janice!Copy !req
84. Janice.Copy !req
85. I was cleaning up.Copy !req
86. When did you change the locks?Copy !req
87. The minute that Ukrainian dye-job
was out the door.Copy !req
88. Don't mess with the Russians, Janice.Copy !req
89. She can have her leg when
she returns Ma's record collection.Copy !req
90. - You would've done the same thing.
- I'm getting calls from her cousin.Copy !req
91. Miss Carburetor Works of 1987?Copy !req
92. Don't fuck with me on this.
Give back the leg.Copy !req
93. Tony, those records are yours too.
It's sad that you don't care.Copy !req
94. Those old albums...
They're a window into Ma's soul.Copy !req
95. In fact, I'm making a documentary.Copy !req
96. World War II generation's music,
exemplified by Ma.Copy !req
97. Who are you kidding?
You're gonna sell them on the Internet!Copy !req
98. - I have work to do.
- Cleaning the cellar.Copy !req
99. Good luck finding gold. You'd make
more money working a real job.Copy !req
100. Like the minute I'm out you won't have
contractors tearing apart the walls.Copy !req
101. Oh, Janice.Copy !req
102. EH-EH-EH.Copy !req
103. You finished? I wanna meet my bud at
the gym, we're gonna spar.Copy !req
104. You got a girlfriend?Copy !req
105. You know who's turning into a little
mink, though? Meadow Soprano.Copy !req
106. Look at him perk up.Copy !req
107. - I've known her since we were kids.
- Speaking of the royal family...Copy !req
108. I heard you did a stickup with Chris.Copy !req
109. I wanted to fly to South Beach.
Mom wouldn't pay.Copy !req
110. Don't worry. I'm won't tell her.Copy !req
111. Look, kid...Copy !req
112. I'm trying real hard here.Copy !req
113. I know it's tough on you.Copy !req
114. - I'm the guy that's dating your mom.
- Dating?Copy !req
115. Don't get fucking filthy about it.Copy !req
116. Anyway this...Copy !req
117. This was a good idea she had,
us going out to dinner.Copy !req
118. Not that one conversation
ever solved anybody's problems.Copy !req
119. I'm only here so I don't have
to hear her bitching and crying.Copy !req
120. The gym, huh?Copy !req
121. Mind if I make a stop first?Copy !req
122. My brother is out.
He said you knew.Copy !req
123. I get the bad-tempered one.Copy !req
124. Bashir said that this
payment could be late...Copy !req
125. because we had truck problems.Copy !req
126. Three of them needed new hydraulics.Copy !req
127. - Nobody talked to me.
- He said you approved.Copy !req
128. You're collecting on my routes.
You gotta pay me.Copy !req
129. They're only your routes
because you say they are.Copy !req
130. You wanna question New Jersey business
practice that goes back 70 years?Copy !req
131. Hey!Copy !req
132. What is this, Ralphie?Copy !req
133. I ought to stick a shish kebab
up your ass.Copy !req
134. Why do you provoke me?Copy !req
135. This young buck.Copy !req
136. He'll fuck your wife until she moans.Copy !req
137. - You fucking wop. You began it.
- What did you call me?Copy !req
138. - Bringing my wife in this!
- Put it down!Copy !req
139. - Mister, come on!
- Hey!Copy !req
140. OW!Copy !req
141. - Get the fucking bat!
- Let go!Copy !req
142. - You all right?
- Asshole!Copy !req
143. School this prick.
In the breadbasket!Copy !req
144. Good, kid. Introduce him to his desk.Copy !req
145. Take an anger management course.Copy !req
146. Fucking racial slurs.Copy !req
147. Why you doing this to me?Copy !req
148. That's what you get for using
a baseball bat.Copy !req
149. Let's go, kid.Copy !req
150. - Yeah?
- Ginny. It's Tony Soprano.Copy !req
151. What's wrong with me? I'm a mess here
with the moving. I'll get John.Copy !req
152. John! John, get down here!
You got company!Copy !req
153. Look who's here.Copy !req
154. - The guinea welcome wagon.
- This is for you.Copy !req
155. Carmela's bringing something nice to
the housewarming for Ginny.Copy !req
156. This is the Great Room.
I don't see what's so great.Copy !req
157. It's mediocre. We got a
living room right over there.Copy !req
158. I didn't know you were moving.Copy !req
159. Ginny wanted to be near her sisters,
you know, and the schools out here.Copy !req
160. We were with Carmine.
You never mentioned this place.Copy !req
161. It's not his favorite subject.Copy !req
162. It's what, half an hour,
40 minutes over the bridge?Copy !req
163. Why didn't you say you were moving?Copy !req
164. - Why?
- I gotta find out second hand?Copy !req
165. You care?
You working in a tollbooth?Copy !req
166. Besides, I already got
the condo in Point Pleasant.Copy !req
167. - You should have told me.
- I'm telling you now.Copy !req
168. This is a place to live. I got no
intention of sticking my beak in.Copy !req
169. I mean, there's our family
and then there's the Soprano family.Copy !req
170. Don't I get to see the rest of this?Copy !req
171. You can help me unstick
this rain bird.Copy !req
172. I'm a stranger in
a strange land out here.Copy !req
173. Look at this pair.Copy !req
174. How many Neapolitans
to screw in a light bulb?Copy !req
175. There's only candles in Naples.
The cardinal controls that racket.Copy !req
176. That's a good one.Copy !req
177. Use it on your paesans.Copy !req
178. We don't have those bulb jokes.
They don't translate.Copy !req
179. Tony, I go get a cappuccino.Copy !req
180. Two thousand of that is mine.Copy !req
181. Sand monkey on 17 is
holding out on us.Copy !req
182. - So you put his brother in an ambulance?
- He said a bad word.Copy !req
183. Why would you take Jackie's kid
on something like that?Copy !req
184. He's got to know how it works.
Kid's got a chip on his shoulder.Copy !req
185. 23 and still living at home?Copy !req
186. So he can keep an eye on
the prick that's banging his mom.Copy !req
187. No matter how nice I am,
he still hates me.Copy !req
188. I got a daughter that age.
It's all a mystery.Copy !req
189. Amen.Copy !req
190. Being a parent,
that's the hardest job.Copy !req
191. It's harder than this other shit.Copy !req
192. - Like my first marriage and my kid...
- I got news you're not gonna like.Copy !req
193. - I'm putting our friend in as captain.
- What?Copy !req
194. No.Copy !req
195. - Fucking Gigi, are you shitting me?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
196. This shit with the Arab?
I went too far. I'll take care of it.Copy !req
197. This isn't the first.Copy !req
198. At least tell the truth. You want your
own there to spy on the Aprile crew.Copy !req
199. Yeah. But I shouldn't have to.Copy !req
200. You got bad tendencies.
I sympathize because I do too.Copy !req
201. You partnering with
Joe Brooklyn on shit at the port.Copy !req
202. A bum decision.Copy !req
203. The bottom line speaks.
I'm earning my ass off for you.Copy !req
204. It's my decision.Copy !req
205. Jesus Christ, Ton.
I eat dinner at your house.Copy !req
206. This is business.Copy !req
207. See? Turned it off.Copy !req
208. I've been thinking about
your course of therapy.Copy !req
209. You're the doctor.Copy !req
210. You're ready to move on to
behavior modification therapy.Copy !req
211. What's that mean?
Talk to somebody else?Copy !req
212. Is this because of what
happened last time?Copy !req
213. Look, I'm sorry. But like you said,
it's hard to think about that stuff.Copy !req
214. - It took how long to even remember?
- I realize that.Copy !req
215. You know, you're unbelievable.
I ask you to get serious in here.Copy !req
216. When it gets hard,
you pawn me off on somebody else.Copy !req
217. I'm just introducing the idea.
Something for you to think about.Copy !req
218. I'm going to bring in things for you
about behavior modification therapy.Copy !req
219. Yes, he was here earlier today.Copy !req
220. Yes, we talked about
behavior mod, but...Copy !req
221. Maybe you could.Copy !req
222. Listen, I told you
I would discharge him...Copy !req
223. and I will, in my own good time.Copy !req
224. I'm going into the garage.
I'm gonna lose you. See you later.Copy !req
225. Shut up. Don't turn around.Copy !req
226. I said, shut up. I got a knife.
I'll cut you, bitch.Copy !req
227. AH!Copy !req
228. Help!Copy !req
229. - Get off!
- Shut up!Copy !req
230. - I'll give you all my money.
- Get in!Copy !req
231. - No!
- Shut up!Copy !req
232. - Get the panties off.
- Stop!Copy !req
233. - I'm gonna fuck you, bitch!
- No!Copy !req
234. Please! No!Copy !req
235. You fucking bitch!Copy !req
236. Stop it!Copy !req
237. She's almost done.
We just need a few more swabs.Copy !req
238. - For God's sake, Jen.
- Richard.Copy !req
239. You're gonna be all right.Copy !req
240. I thought that I broke my leg...Copy !req
241. but it's just really
badly sprained.Copy !req
242. Jesus. Oh, God.Copy !req
243. Bastard.Copy !req
244. - Did they tell you they caught him?
- Thank God.Copy !req
245. We nabbed somebody with the
description not far from the scene.Copy !req
246. He's denying it,
but he had her Palm Pilot.Copy !req
247. Says he found it.Copy !req
248. This is Detective Piersol.
She's been great.Copy !req
249. - There's no way to describe this.
- Of course.Copy !req
250. - The son of a bitch. Who is he?
- Jesus Rossi.Copy !req
251. - Rossi?
- Lives in Elizabeth. 28, no priors.Copy !req
252. - That's an Italian name.
- Am I missing something?Copy !req
253. The girl said he was a Puerto Rican,
that's all.Copy !req
254. - I just wanna take a shower, okay?
- We'll be done here soon.Copy !req
255. All right.Copy !req
256. Mom!Copy !req
257. - Jason.
- Jesus, Mom.Copy !req
258. What did these lousy fuckers do?Copy !req
259. I'll be all right.Copy !req
260. I'm gonna kill these fuckers.Copy !req
261. - Jason.
- Fuck it, Dad!Copy !req
262. You know the world is a sewer!
Nothing but a sewer!Copy !req
263. It's animals out there running wild!
They're winning!Copy !req
264. The police caught the man that did it.Copy !req
265. I want five minutes with that asshole!Copy !req
266. She doesn't need to hear it.Copy !req
267. Why don't you go outside and
settle down? I'll be right out.Copy !req
268. Go ahead.Copy !req
269. - Hello?
- May I speak to Anthony Soprano?Copy !req
270. He's not available now.
Who's calling?Copy !req
271. This is Jennifer Melfi.
Is this Mrs. Soprano?Copy !req
272. Yes, it is. How are you?Copy !req
273. That's why I'm calling,
to cancel his appointment.Copy !req
274. He'll be disappointed.
Nothing serious, I hope.Copy !req
275. A car accident, but I'm fine.Copy !req
276. I hope they had insurance.
You weren't hurt, I hope?Copy !req
277. My knee got the worst of it. But I'll
be up and about in a couple of days.Copy !req
278. I'll tell him.
You stay off of it.Copy !req
279. Who ate the cake?Copy !req
280. Thank you, I will.Copy !req
281. Thank you for giving him the message.Copy !req
282. That's gotta be some marriage.Copy !req
283. Hello, Kate? This is Jennifer Melfi.Copy !req
284. I know talking on the phone upsets you,
but I need to cancel our appointment.Copy !req
285. - Tell him what?
- That was your therapist.Copy !req
286. Why don't you just announce
it on WFAN? Go find some dust!Copy !req
287. She was in a car accident.
She has to cancel.Copy !req
288. - She all right?
- She was okay. She hurt her knee.Copy !req
289. Her knee? Really? What happened?Copy !req
290. I don't know. She didn't say.Copy !req
291. I hope she don't need stitches.
Stitches on the knee never heal right.Copy !req
292. Can leave a very bad scar.Copy !req
293. Any knee injury can be very serious.Copy !req
294. You can get arthritis for
the rest of your life.Copy !req
295. - Ask Joe Namath.
- No, thanks.Copy !req
296. Listen, last time...Copy !req
297. she mentioned that maybe
you would come into my therapy.Copy !req
298. Give your perspective on
the panic attacks and kind of...Copy !req
299. our home life. Whatever.Copy !req
300. Sure.Copy !req
301. But not now. She's sick.Copy !req
302. - They call yet?
- No, not yet.Copy !req
303. I thought they'd call by now.Copy !req
304. They said they'd call when
they want us to come down.Copy !req
305. Look, I'm gonna call them.
Where's that detective's card?Copy !req
306. They said they'd call.
I don't want to bother them.Copy !req
307. I'm not gonna let you just wait here.
I'm gonna call them.Copy !req
308. Hello. Hi, Detective Piersol?Copy !req
309. I'm on hold.Copy !req
310. She is? Then maybe you can help me.
This is Dr. La Penna.Copy !req
311. I'm calling for Jennifer Melfi.Copy !req
312. The rape. Right, Detective Piersol
was gonna call...Copy !req
313. when you were ready
for us to come down.Copy !req
314. What? Why not?Copy !req
315. What's going on?Copy !req
316. - Why? That's ridiculous.
- What happened?Copy !req
317. It isn't Piersol.
She's moved.Copy !req
318. She never said anything.Copy !req
319. You just let him go?
Are you fucking crazy?Copy !req
320. Yes, I do need to use
this kind of language!Copy !req
321. - I don't care if you're sorry.
- Richard.Copy !req
322. Fine, you do that.Copy !req
323. You haven't heard the end of this.
I'm contacting my attorney. Asshole!Copy !req
324. - What?
- Chain of custody was mishandled...Copy !req
325. so they let him go.
- They let him go?Copy !req
326. Somebody misplaced
the evidence kit or something...Copy !req
327. I don't know what they did,
those idiots!Copy !req
328. Is he just out until the trial?
I can identify him.Copy !req
329. It's a legal thing. I think they
just have to let him skip.Copy !req
330. That's impossible. You misunderstood.Copy !req
331. Give me the phone.Copy !req
332. - I told you what he told me.
- Before or after you cursed at him?Copy !req
333. - Give me the phone. I'll call them.
- All right. I'll call.Copy !req
334. Detective Lindheim, please.
Yes, I'll hold.Copy !req
335. Now it's not even the same cop.Copy !req
336. Hello. Dick La Penna again. I want to
apologize for losing my temper.Copy !req
337. Could I please have the phone?Copy !req
338. Just a second.Copy !req
339. Hello? I'm sorry, I don't
understand what's going on.Copy !req
340. I don't know what you people did,
but I can identify him.Copy !req
341. I don't know what to say. I'm stunned.Copy !req
342. They had to let him go...Copy !req
343. because they fouled up
the chain of custody.Copy !req
344. What am I gonna do?Copy !req
345. You're gonna have someone
escort you to your car.Copy !req
346. - What's that supposed to mean?
- That's what the counselor told me.Copy !req
347. Deserted garages are
where attacks happen.Copy !req
348. You think this is my fault.
Do you blame me for what happened?Copy !req
349. I told you to call security
when it's late.Copy !req
350. It wasn't late.Copy !req
351. - This isn't doing any good.
- Let me tell you something.Copy !req
352. If I hadn't have been on the
phone with you...Copy !req
353. maybe I would've seen
that guy in the stairwell.Copy !req
354. - What?
- You and your hard-on about my patient!Copy !req
355. So it's my fault?Copy !req
356. You should've seen your face...Copy !req
357. when you heard that that shitbag
that raped me had an Italian name.Copy !req
358. You're the one who told
them he was Puerto Rican.Copy !req
359. What difference does it make?Copy !req
360. Are you so ashamed
of your background...Copy !req
361. that any misdeed by an Italian
somehow damages your self-esteem?Copy !req
362. This is so misdirected.Copy !req
363. The whole fucking world's
about your self-esteem.Copy !req
364. Or maybe you don't have enough.Copy !req
365. Jennifer, come on.Copy !req
366. Fuck you, Richard.Copy !req
367. Jen!Copy !req
368. How's Ralphie? With you over him?Copy !req
369. He busts balls.Copy !req
370. He played like it was his idea
for me to be Aprile crew captain.Copy !req
371. What is he gonna do?
Tony cut off his cazzi.Copy !req
372. Very prudently. Not that you
ain't gonna hear more later.Copy !req
373. Most of the conversation
was about Johnny moving.Copy !req
374. Ginny told Gabriella
she needs a big house.Copy !req
375. Ginny Sacrimoni?
What she needs is her own zip code.Copy !req
376. Jersey's a small state.
She moves in, she could tip it over.Copy !req
377. I like something to grab onto.Copy !req
378. You grab onto her,
your hands will disappear.Copy !req
379. - She's so fat, her blood type is Ragú.
- When she goes camping...Copy !req
380. bears hide their food.Copy !req
381. When Ginny hauls ass,
she's gotta make two trips.Copy !req
382. Two guys could fuck her at
the same time and never meet.Copy !req
383. Johnny!Copy !req
384. - Fuck who?
- What?Copy !req
385. What's so funny?Copy !req
386. Nothing. We're just talking
about a girl.Copy !req
387. Is that all you do,
is talk about cooze?Copy !req
388. When we're not planting potatoes.
Welcome. You wanna drink?Copy !req
389. I mean it.
You don't keep up with events?Copy !req
390. - What?
- It's all over 1010 WINS.Copy !req
391. It's right there in front of you.
Turn it up.Copy !req
392. After years of planning and delays,
there's good news for Newark.Copy !req
393. Coming from the Passaic River where
Assemblyman Ronald Zellman...Copy !req
394. held a press conference to
announce the release of $25 million...Copy !req
395. in state and federal funds.Copy !req
396. 25 million.Copy !req
397. The time has come to return Newark
and its waterfront to its past glory.Copy !req
398. By the year 2003, this long-neglected
stretch of riverfront...Copy !req
399. will be alive with condominiums,
film studios and public parks.Copy !req
400. A self-perpetuating revenue base.Copy !req
401. The $100 million Newark Museum
of Science and Trucking...Copy !req
402. will serve to make this the
attraction of the area and beyond.Copy !req
403. This fucking busted valise,
he's worth every cent of his cut.Copy !req
404. Fucking dry wall contracts alone.Copy !req
405. Thank you very much.Copy !req
406. Jen, can I come in?Copy !req
407. I'm sorry.Copy !req
408. I'm just so frustrated.Copy !req
409. We both are.Copy !req
410. I just want to go find that bastard
and kill him with my hands.Copy !req
411. And I could and I would. But I can't.Copy !req
412. They'd put me in jail,
that's how things are.Copy !req
413. I know.Copy !req
414. - You said Satriale's at 1.
- So now you know how it feels.Copy !req
415. I know why I'm here and I apologize.
I won't let it happen again.Copy !req
416. Don't step in that, that's
my mother's flowers.Copy !req
417. Let's go.Copy !req
418. I asked you to
watch out for Jackie, Jr.Copy !req
419. I said, "Don't let the kid
get involved in this."Copy !req
420. I hear about a joint,
and Jackie's a part of it.Copy !req
421. He only drove. I said I was sorry.
Let me tell you, he was an asset.Copy !req
422. He pissed on the car seats,
but he handled himself very good.Copy !req
423. You listening?
Leave him out of it.Copy !req
424. He begged me for a taste.
He's the heir apparent.Copy !req
425. I don't want him mixed up in this.
I promised his old man.Copy !req
426. - But it's all right for me?
- I didn't say that.Copy !req
427. What did you say? The life's good
for me, but not for Lord Fuckpants?Copy !req
428. Look, he's not suited to it.
He's not like you. Like us.Copy !req
429. Kids today, they're bored,
they're spoiled.Copy !req
430. - I promised his old man.
- What? You promised him what?Copy !req
431. I don't know.Copy !req
432. I was his best friend.Copy !req
433. Don't bust my balls.Copy !req
434. I gotta go make a stop in Nutley.Copy !req
435. Come here.Copy !req
436. I love you.Copy !req
437. You're a good boy.Copy !req
438. Lord Fuckpants? Whose moniker is that?Copy !req
439. I'm not sure it is a moniker.Copy !req
440. Hi. Come on in.Copy !req
441. Jesus. What's the other guy look like?Copy !req
442. That must have been some accident.
What happened?Copy !req
443. Someone ran a stop sign on
Eisenhower Parkway.Copy !req
444. - It was one of those things.
- I know a woman with one leg.Copy !req
445. Terrible thing.Copy !req
446. Last time we met we talked about
getting you into behavioral therapy.Copy !req
447. I brought a couple of things
for you to look at.Copy !req
448. "Feel the Fear and Do It Anyway."
You gotta be fucking kidding me.Copy !req
449. The title leaves something
to be desired.Copy !req
450. It's okay, it's just your...Copy !req
451. It's okay. I'm sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
452. You want me to?Copy !req
453. - It startled me, that's all.
- Maybe you came back too soon.Copy !req
454. - It's better for me to be busy.
- Right.Copy !req
455. I'm okay. Really.Copy !req
456. And I appreciate your concern.Copy !req
457. That's what's wrong with the world.Copy !req
458. An innocent person is minding
their own business...Copy !req
459. and some fucking asshole comes out
and smashes into them.Copy !req
460. - You can't control everything.
- You can get pissed off.Copy !req
461. And then what? Lose control?Copy !req
462. You direct your
anger where it belongs.Copy !req
463. You have panic attacks.Copy !req
464. Panic occurs when feelings of anger,
revenge, whatever, overwhelm you.Copy !req
465. That's where behavioral therapy
comes in.Copy !req
466. It can teach you to control
those triggers.Copy !req
467. How do you get people
to do what you want?Copy !req
468. You tell your mother it's
hers anytime she wants it.Copy !req
469. - How was your cousin's shower?
- It sounded like a bunch of screaming.Copy !req
470. I wondered whose Z24 was in
the driveway. You get a car?Copy !req
471. Yeah.Copy !req
472. Where did I put the sleeves
to that samovar?Copy !req
473. - You want anything? A Coke?
- No, I'm set, Ton.Copy !req
474. I heard Ralph Cifaretto
got passed over.Copy !req
475. You heard about what? Who?Copy !req
476. I'm saying that was probably smart.Copy !req
477. - He's kind of a cool guy...
- That's none of your concern.Copy !req
478. You were going to college.
I hear shit from Chris?Copy !req
479. - You didn't talk to Chris. Shit.
- That's right.Copy !req
480. I promised your dad.Copy !req
481. Don't make this hard.
I got a son to bust my balls.Copy !req
482. I'm home!Copy !req
483. Ma?Copy !req
484. Hey, Jackie. What are you doing here?Copy !req
485. I'm waiting for you.Copy !req
486. What? No hello?Copy !req
487. I need $200 to put in
my student account.Copy !req
488. We haven't talked for weeks.Copy !req
489. I look forward to total
independence, believe me.Copy !req
490. African-Americans go to Columbia.
Some are my friends.Copy !req
491. My ass. On my couch, watching TV
with his shoes off with you?Copy !req
492. Meadow, when did you get here?Copy !req
493. See you. Say hi to your mom.Copy !req
494. Come into the city, we'll do sushi.Copy !req
495. I won't say anything.Copy !req
496. You just remember
what we talked about.Copy !req
497. I'll have a chicken avocado wrap,
no dressing. And a Coke.Copy !req
498. One number three,
dressing on the side.Copy !req
499. Thanks.Copy !req
500. Excuse me. Wait a minute.Copy !req
501. Let go of me! Let the fuck go of me!Copy !req
502. - We don't wanna continue. Give us leg.
- What leg?Copy !req
503. Don't do this to me.
Don't push me to edge. Repent!Copy !req
504. Motherfucker, do you know
who my brother is?Copy !req
505. - Mother, what did you say?
- Mother...Copy !req
506. Those records were all I had of my
mother. What could they mean to her?Copy !req
507. - Are you people really so callous...?
- Fuck you. You are callous.Copy !req
508. AH!Copy !req
509. Oh, my God! Help me, please!Copy !req
510. AH!Copy !req
511. I felt such a sense of relief.Copy !req
512. I felt safe for the first time
since it happened.Copy !req
513. Empowered.Copy !req
514. The vending machine?Copy !req
515. My guilt for putting myself
in harm's way.Copy !req
516. I read about that too,
that honeymooner...Copy !req
517. who rocked a vending machine
and it fell on him and killed him.Copy !req
518. The dog though, I don't know.Copy !req
519. The forbidden part of your psyche,
murderous rage.Copy !req
520. Yeah, but at first I thought
he was after me.Copy !req
521. The door said, "Danger."Copy !req
522. Actually, no, it said, "High Voltage.
Call NJGE Before Digging."Copy !req
523. "Jersey Gas and Electric."Copy !req
524. - Was Richard anywhere in all this?
- No.Copy !req
525. Oh, my God. The dog.Copy !req
526. - What?
- A rottweiler, Elliot.Copy !req
527. Big head. Massive shoulders.Copy !req
528. Descendent of the dog used by
the Roman armies to guard their camps.Copy !req
529. - I didn't know that.
- Digging?Copy !req
530. Who do I dig with?
And who's dangerous?Copy !req
531. Who could I sic on that son of a bitch
to tear him to shreds?Copy !req
532. OH.Copy !req
533. Let me tell you something.Copy !req
534. No feeling has ever been so sweet
as to see that pig beg...Copy !req
535. and plead and scream for life.Copy !req
536. Because the justice system
is fucked up, Elliot.Copy !req
537. Richard's got his attorney
looking into this at $300 an hour.Copy !req
538. Meanwhile, that
employee of the month cocksucker...Copy !req
539. is back on the street,
and who's gonna stop him? You?Copy !req
540. Jennifer...Copy !req
541. - Civilization...
- Don't worry.Copy !req
542. I'm not going to break
the social compact.Copy !req
543. But that's not saying there's not a
certain satisfaction in knowing...Copy !req
544. that I could have that asshole
squashed like a bug.Copy !req
545. If I wanted.Copy !req
546. What happened?Copy !req
547. Janice?Copy !req
548. I can't drive.
And they broke three ribs.Copy !req
549. What did I tell you? I told you
not to mess with those people.Copy !req
550. I was supposed to be married
at this point.Copy !req
551. - Yeah? So?
- The man I loved died.Copy !req
552. This is all I fucking need.
Thanks, Janice.Copy !req
553. - What?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
554. They slapped my sister around.Copy !req
555. I have to get payback.
It's always something.Copy !req
556. Every time I hear your voice,
I know it's gonna cost me.Copy !req
557. Time. Money. You never do anything
to simplify my life.Copy !req
558. I stole a woman's prosthetic leg.
When did I get like this?Copy !req
559. - You really wanna know?
- When Richie died.Copy !req
560. Till that time, I was functioning
at a very high level.Copy !req
561. There's only one trajectory for me.Copy !req
562. Really?Copy !req
563. - God.
- You see what I mean?Copy !req
564. All this soul-searching,
it's always on my dime.Copy !req
565. I've hit bottom, Tony.Copy !req
566. But it's odd because
I feel born again in the Lord.Copy !req
567. HMM.Copy !req
568. And I prayed to God
and I asked him...Copy !req
569. to forgive Svetlana
for what she's done.Copy !req
570. We've been here before. With Vishnu
and Richard-fucking-Alpert...Copy !req
571. and the Coyote Spirit.
You know what it always spells?Copy !req
572. Trouble for the rest of us.
So put your fucking clothes on.Copy !req
573. Seriously. I gotta get out of here.Copy !req
574. I give myself up utterly
and totally to God.Copy !req
575. If this is the bottom.Copy !req
576. If not...Copy !req
577. You can go now.Copy !req
578. Billing needs to see you.
Follow the blue line.Copy !req
579. Carmela.Copy !req
580. - Gorgeous as ever.
- My God, this house.Copy !req
581. You already got one.Copy !req
582. Move to Jersey, but maybe take
a little bit of a halfway step?Copy !req
583. Fucking wife of mine.Copy !req
584. Gentlemen.Copy !req
585. "What we do in life
echoes in eternity."Copy !req
586. He's obsessed with Gladiator.Copy !req
587. Come on, it's a great fucking film.
"Strength and honor."Copy !req
588. Scotch and soda. Long as you're
on the way to the bar.Copy !req
589. Ball breaker.Copy !req
590. J & B, right, Ton?Copy !req
591. T, what do you think
a place like this...Copy !req
592. set John back?
- Who gives a shit?Copy !req
593. Landscape alone's gotta be
100, 150 G's.Copy !req
594. - To keep up this lawn...
- Property taxes. Gotta pay those.Copy !req
595. Taxes.Copy !req
596. Use the money to
fix air traffic control?Copy !req
597. We should fight terrorism.Copy !req
598. How about that stampede in
Zimbabwe? Soccer game.Copy !req
599. No assigned seating. Always a problem.Copy !req
600. You're not using the cane anymore.Copy !req
601. Been making my list.Copy !req
602. Even bought a little notebook.Copy !req
603. Good. That's good.Copy !req
604. I've been thinking about your behavior
therapy idea. You got a point.Copy !req
605. I could use some help with a few
things. If they can help me there...Copy !req
606. I should go there.Copy !req
607. No.Copy !req
608. You sure about that?
Because the last couple of times...Copy !req
609. I've been getting the feeling
that you're giving me the boot.Copy !req
610. OH!Copy !req
611. What's the matter?Copy !req
612. Hey, come on.Copy !req
613. What did I do?Copy !req
614. Come on, huh?Copy !req
615. Hey, Hey, Hey.Copy !req
616. Come on.Copy !req
617. Now, what did I do? What's the matter?Copy !req
618. Tell me. What's the matter?Copy !req
619. Go sit over there.Copy !req
620. We'll do this.Copy !req
621. Go.Copy !req
622. It's just my knee.Copy !req
623. It's okay. Go on.Copy !req
624. What?Copy !req
625. I mean, you wanna say something?Copy !req
626. No.Copy !req