1. You got the crescent wrench?Copy !req
2. Nobody puts it back...Copy !req
3. Oh, my God!Copy !req
4. Tony! Tony!Copy !req
5. Oh, my God,
Tony, are you all right?Copy !req
6. - Uncle Ben.
- What happened?Copy !req
7. What are you doing here?Copy !req
8. We had to drive back. Someone stole
the VCR from the common room.Copy !req
9. Public Enemy! That's a great movie.Copy !req
10. For our class. Just finished.Copy !req
11. We're out of here.Copy !req
12. $40,000 a year to watch movies?
Who's "we"?Copy !req
13. Just a friend from class, okay?Copy !req
14. - Your mom likes lavender.
- I'll be ready.Copy !req
15. Mr. Soprano?Copy !req
16. - I'm Noah Tannenbaum.
- How you doing?Copy !req
17. Thanks for letting us screen.
The speakers are great.Copy !req
18. You a film buff?Copy !req
19. Some say Hawks made the genre with
Scarface, but Cagney was modernity.Copy !req
20. Muni was not,
so I give the nod to Wellman.Copy !req
21. I'm just gonna grab that CD,
then let's hit the road.Copy !req
22. The last year for this course.Copy !req
23. "Hypercapitalist Self-Advancement
in the Era of the Studio System."Copy !req
24. So you guys, you and Meadow,
are you?Copy !req
25. A little early to say.Copy !req
26. - What's your background, Noel?
- Noah.Copy !req
27. I'm from Los Angeles. West L.A.Copy !req
28. No, I mean...Copy !req
29. My family's in the business.
Show business.Copy !req
30. - Those old Tarzan movies?
- My dad's an entertainment lawyer.Copy !req
31. What I mean is, like, we're Italian.Copy !req
32. My dad's Jewish,
my mom's African-American.Copy !req
33. Tannenbaum, right.Copy !req
34. But on your application,
you checked Jewish?Copy !req
35. - No. They can't ask about religion.
- Right, of course.Copy !req
36. - What'd you check?
- African-American.Copy !req
37. So we get it. You're a ditsoon.Copy !req
38. Excuse me?Copy !req
39. Charcoal briquette? A melanzane?Copy !req
40. - What's your problem?
- You know.Copy !req
41. She didn't do you any favors
bringing you here.Copy !req
42. I don't know what she was thinking.Copy !req
43. I got associates who are black.Copy !req
44. I don't want their sons
with my daughter.Copy !req
45. Fuck you.Copy !req
46. See, that's what I want to avoid.Copy !req
47. So when my girl comes down,
you say it was nice to meet me.Copy !req
48. Then you'll take her to school
and say goodbye.Copy !req
49. Let's see the Garden State.Copy !req
50. We're gonna drop by Hunter's.
I want her to meet Noah.Copy !req
51. Later, Dad.Copy !req
52. - I don't got time for these attacks.
- It's been good for months.Copy !req
53. - If you didn't instigate...
- Me?Copy !req
54. - He's just a friend.
- You didn't see them.Copy !req
55. You want her with him, keep it up.Copy !req
56. Play the race card,
she'll run into his arms.Copy !req
57. - Not if I cut off those arms.
- Stop it.Copy !req
58. Let me deal with it,
if anybody's going to.Copy !req
59. Make things worse with your shit,
I'm gonna be pissed.Copy !req
60. I should call Cusamano.
You might need stitches.Copy !req
61. If my sisters ever brought home
a butterhead, my old man...Copy !req
62. Hey, Ma.Copy !req
63. Look who calls.Copy !req
64. Actually, I'm standing
in front of you.Copy !req
65. Hey.Copy !req
66. So how's it going?Copy !req
67. What do you care?
Out of sight, out of mind.Copy !req
68. I brought you some books on tape,
since you can't concentrate to read.Copy !req
69. I wish the Lord would take me now.Copy !req
70. In the meantime, I brought
The Horse Whisperer and Omerta.Copy !req
71. Why, what's wrong?Copy !req
72. You gonna freak out every time
I do something nice?Copy !req
73. What's this?Copy !req
74. She's finishing baby journals
from long ago.Copy !req
75. My idea.Copy !req
76. Oh, yeah, I remember these.Copy !req
77. Carmela gave you one
for each of the kids.Copy !req
78. What the fuck?Copy !req
79. You're supposed to fill these out.
Twenty years, nothing!Copy !req
80. Now look here,
I don't like that kind of talk.Copy !req
81. Stop it, it upsets me.Copy !req
82. Carmela's ma returned these
to the kids filled with memories.Copy !req
83. - You can't write stuff for my kids?
- That's nobody's business.Copy !req
84. - Too busy feeling sorry for yourself.
- She'll do it.Copy !req
85. It's good for her. She knows that.
Keep her mind active.Copy !req
86. Why do anything if there's
nothing in it for her?Copy !req
87. Listen up.Copy !req
88. Concentrate. I know it's difficult.Copy !req
89. - Remember the plane tickets?
- They were stolen.Copy !req
90. Did you say that, or did the feds?
What did you tell them?Copy !req
91. What did I do?Copy !req
92. They're trying to build
a RICO case against me.Copy !req
93. What will you say
on the witness stand?Copy !req
94. They only let you go
to get your cooperation.Copy !req
95. Don't wave your hanky at me.
What will you say from now on?Copy !req
96. I never stated those tickets
were stolen.Copy !req
97. Barb'll testify. You back her up.Copy !req
98. I should have kept my mouth shut,
like a mute.Copy !req
99. In the future, any deal they make...Copy !req
100. you keep your mouth shut.Copy !req
101. For a year I didn't speak to you.
Maybe I should have kept it that way.Copy !req
102. Fuck it. Do what you want.Copy !req
103. Did you say something to Noah?Copy !req
104. If you're smart, keep walking.Copy !req
105. You did. What did you say?Copy !req
106. He was quiet at Hunter's.
Now he's sitting in the car.Copy !req
107. You didn't hear?
Maybe if I say it in Swahili!Copy !req
108. Meadow, can
you come up here?Copy !req
109. What?Copy !req
110. I need your help with this clasp.Copy !req
111. That ain't our beer.Copy !req
112. It's good, and cheaper than yours.Copy !req
113. Is my laundry done?Copy !req
114. I can't help it if I have to buy
from Schemer Burns.Copy !req
115. You're yellow!Copy !req
116. You ain't gonna slug me, are you?Copy !req
117. What?Copy !req
118. Your mother died.Copy !req
119. You're kidding.Copy !req
120. I mean...Copy !req
121. - Jesus Christ.
- Svetlana just called.Copy !req
122. She said that after dinner
your mother went upstairs.Copy !req
123. When Svetlana came up,
your mother was under the covers.Copy !req
124. Svetlana thought she was asleep.Copy !req
125. - Svetlana's waiting for us.
- She's dead?Copy !req
126. I'm sorry, Dad.Copy !req
127. - That your mom died.
- Me too.Copy !req
128. Your grandmother loved you.Copy !req
129. She loved both you two. Very much.Copy !req
130. - They just remove.
- We saw.Copy !req
131. She was in no pain, Tony.Copy !req
132. - What about the cause of death?
- Massive stroke.Copy !req
133. Yeah.Copy !req
134. She will not be finishing journal.
I break promise.Copy !req
135. Is not often that these old
ones get away with something.Copy !req
136. A journal?Copy !req
137. Nothing.Copy !req
138. Those Granny Remembers books you
bought her when the kids were born.Copy !req
139. She never touched them.Copy !req
140. What's your beef?Copy !req
141. Asshole Robert Frost.Copy !req
142. How am I supposed to know
what this means? Like I even care.Copy !req
143. "Stopping by Woods
on a Snowy Evening."Copy !req
144. I'm glad I'm not in
high school anymore.Copy !req
145. - You read this?
- Sure.Copy !req
146. What does it mean? It's due tomorrow.Copy !req
147. What does it mean?Copy !req
148. The woods are lovely, dark and deep
But I have promises to keepCopy !req
149. And miles to go before I sleepCopy !req
150. Okay, look. Where is he?Copy !req
151. - In a field, on a horse.
- Not on a horse. It has bells.Copy !req
152. - So?
- What kind of horse has bells?Copy !req
153. I don't know.
Give me the fucking answer.Copy !req
154. A horse that's pulling a sleigh.Copy !req
155. It's a Thanksgiving poem?
Like "Over the River and Through the Woods"?Copy !req
156. It's not Thanksgiving.
What's covering the field?Copy !req
157. - Snow?
- And what does snow symbolize?Copy !req
158. Christmas?Copy !req
159. Hello?Copy !req
160. Cold? Endless white?Copy !req
161. - Endless nothing?
- I don't know!Copy !req
162. - Death!
- I thought black was death.Copy !req
163. - Miles to go before he sleeps.
- He's far from his house.Copy !req
164. The sleep of death.
He's talking about his own death...Copy !req
165. which has yet to come,
but will come.Copy !req
166. That's fucked up.Copy !req
167. Gotta go.Copy !req
168. - I thought black was death.
- White too.Copy !req
169. I'm coming, I'm coming.Copy !req
170. Grandma?Copy !req
171. - I can't believe it.
- What're you gonna do?Copy !req
172. - I'll call Janice.
- Meet you at Cozzerelli's around noon.Copy !req
173. - I already called.
- Ma didn't want any kind of service.Copy !req
174. So we'll pick out a simple urn
or whatever.Copy !req
175. I'll see you there.Copy !req
176. Proshai, Livushka.Copy !req
177. Which means what?Copy !req
178. Goodbye, little Livia.Copy !req
179. He's been in this situation
a million times.Copy !req
180. We'll see what happens.
There he is, pulling that in.Copy !req
181. He's got the eye of the tiger.Copy !req
182. - Ton.
- Anthony, turn it off.Copy !req
183. I'm sorry.Copy !req
184. We all know how much you loved her.Copy !req
185. Thanks.Copy !req
186. - I can imagine how you feel.
- Yeah, well...Copy !req
187. What're you gonna do?Copy !req
188. I'm sorry, T.Copy !req
189. What're you gonna do?Copy !req
190. - At least she didn't suffer.
- That's right.Copy !req
191. My God!Copy !req
192. What next, huh?Copy !req
193. How's Tony taking it?Copy !req
194. What the fuck?
Goddamn fucking bitch!Copy !req
195. She was awful. How do I tell my kids
their aunt won't come to a funeral?Copy !req
196. I'll handle it.Copy !req
197. Then he goes,
"You gotta work on Columbus Day."Copy !req
198. Eat your eggs, baby.Copy !req
199. Ace Garage.Copy !req
200. You're not coming to your mother's
fucking funeral?Copy !req
201. - May I speak?
- Our sister's sobbing!Copy !req
202. May I speak?Copy !req
203. Go the fuck ahead!Copy !req
204. You may recall that I have
good and valid reasons...Copy !req
205. not to enter the state
of New Jersey.Copy !req
206. That case is colder than your tit.Copy !req
207. It'd be good to show up.
Nothing to hide.Copy !req
208. - I don't do well at funerals.
- Who does?Copy !req
209. - You don't wanna leave your chair.
- I'll hang up!Copy !req
210. She didn't want a funeral,
but can't you sit with your family?Copy !req
211. - She was your mother!
- For us working folk...Copy !req
212. Woody Guthrie over here.Copy !req
213. - They got special rates for deaths.
- Yeah, half of full fare...Copy !req
214. which, at this late date,
comes to $1100.Copy !req
215. Fully researched.
Fuck it, I'll pay it.Copy !req
216. - Can I bring my fiancé?
- Fuck that! One seat, coach!Copy !req
217. And don't breeze in
when it's time to divide the estate!Copy !req
218. I know you think Ma's got money
buried in the house!Copy !req
219. - What about that other thing?
- Richie?Copy !req
220. He went into witness protection.
It's the truth. Right?Copy !req
221. Cozzerelli's Funeral Home.
Noon, tomorrow.Copy !req
222. Does Harpo know his grandmother died?
Him, I'll pay for.Copy !req
223. Bring him down. He's your son.Copy !req
224. Hal is on the pavers, Tony.
He's a street person.Copy !req
225. - I didn't know.
- You're not the only one with problems.Copy !req
226. Be there tomorrow.Copy !req
227. - Got a drink in the house?
- I wish...Copy !req
228. There you go with
that wishing stuff again!Copy !req
229. I wish you was a wishing well.
I'd tie a bucket to you and sink you.Copy !req
230. Maybe you found someone
you like better.Copy !req
231. Oh, Tommy!
Let me make you a cup of tea.Copy !req
232. I came over to give you something.
Here, take this.Copy !req
233. If you need more, just say so.Copy !req
234. - I'm caring for Ma.
- On two bits a week?Copy !req
235. Ma don't go to nightclubs.Copy !req
236. How do you know? I used to dance.Copy !req
237. - Money's nothing to me.
- I guess not.Copy !req
238. But with no heart and no brains,
it's all you've got.Copy !req
239. Tommy! Tommy!Copy !req
240. His mother died last night.Copy !req
241. No shit?Copy !req
242. Ton, I'm so sorry to hear.Copy !req
243. What're you gonna do?Copy !req
244. I know how you feel.Copy !req
245. We lost Mom last year.Copy !req
246. You remember.Copy !req
247. - Least she didn't suffer.
- Ralphie, I need to talk to you.Copy !req
248. Albert, you too.Copy !req
249. Vito, have a sfogliatella.Copy !req
250. Carmela, she's gone.Copy !req
251. Come on.Copy !req
252. - Who torched one of Albert's trucks?
- One of the trucks?Copy !req
253. Be quiet.Copy !req
254. He lit up two of my dumpsters.Copy !req
255. What's the matter with you?
We're in the newspapers every week.Copy !req
256. My crew is in line for
the Raritan Township contract.Copy !req
257. They keep whispering to Albert!Copy !req
258. - What did you say? Whose crew?
- You put anyone you want over the crew.Copy !req
259. - You're a captain when I say you are.
- I'll turn up my hearing aid.Copy !req
260. Getting cute with me?
With my mother dead?Copy !req
261. Raritan Township recycling manager,
Joe Zachary.Copy !req
262. I'm in line for the contract,
but he's talking to Albert.Copy !req
263. - He's threatening to go to the EPA.
- He said that?Copy !req
264. All right, fix it.Copy !req
265. No more fires.Copy !req
266. I'm ditching Spanish.
Meet me by the trophy case.Copy !req
267. How could we possibly get busted?Copy !req
268. The boys' room by the stage?
They never check it.Copy !req
269. Mr. Soprano, Janice, Barb.
Please accept my condolences.Copy !req
270. I'll use all my skills.Copy !req
271. Don't go crazy. I mean, you know?Copy !req
272. Then we're not envisioning
any visitation hours for Mom?Copy !req
273. - She didn't want any service.
- I find that hard to accept.Copy !req
274. Is she still down
at the hospital morgue?Copy !req
275. We brought Mom here this morning.
She's downstairs.Copy !req
276. - There's gonna be a priest, right?
- Yeah, sure. A priest, I guess.Copy !req
277. When would that be?Copy !req
278. You're not having a Mass?
I'm not selling here.Copy !req
279. She was Catholic but not religious.Copy !req
280. I thought we'd have a shindig
at the house.Copy !req
281. After. So the grandkids could,
you know...Copy !req
282. I don't know.Copy !req
283. I know what Mom's wishes were,
but not to have a wake?Copy !req
284. We look like unloving children,
and cheapskates.Copy !req
285. Who gives a shit? It's her wishes.Copy !req
286. I wish to honor her.Copy !req
287. There's a lot of things I could say
that I won't!Copy !req
288. You think we should do something now?Copy !req
289. She used to picture her funeral.Copy !req
290. You wanna do something,
let's just do it.Copy !req
291. Cozzerelli, arrange it all.
Send me the bill.Copy !req
292. Tony, this all won't fall on you.Copy !req
293. I'll paint the overleaf
for the program.Copy !req
294. Motifs from the
Mexican Day of the Dead.Copy !req
295. One thing that I'd like to suggest:Copy !req
296. Everyone gathers and can voice
a remembrance or a feeling about Mom.Copy !req
297. I don't want any California bullshit.Copy !req
298. People can drink, they can eat.Copy !req
299. If they wanna yak about Ma, they can.Copy !req
300. No "I'm sorry, my condolences." Nothing.Copy !req
301. Actually, that's good.Copy !req
302. It's a relief, you not saying nothing,
to tell the truth.Copy !req
303. You know, everybody else,
all bullshit.Copy !req
304. All right, here's the thing.
I'm glad she's dead.Copy !req
305. Not just glad. I wished she'd die. Wished.Copy !req
306. Had this court case coming up.
She might've testified against me.Copy !req
307. So when I heard she was dead,
relief flooded into my veins.Copy !req
308. How do you feel about your mother
testifying against you?Copy !req
309. Come on, will you listen to yourself?Copy !req
310. Is that right, wishing her dead?Copy !req
311. - Is that being a good son?
- Good son?Copy !req
312. - Yeah, a good son. I mean, bad sons...
- Bad sons what?Copy !req
313. They should fucking die.Copy !req
314. That's a fucking
disgusting thing to be.Copy !req
315. Your kid, at Bard.
He better be a good son, right?Copy !req
316. You're right. Why should
I be good to that old bat?Copy !req
317. That fucking selfish, miserable cunt?Copy !req
318. She ruined my father's life.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
319. But he wasn't her son.
What did she do to you?Copy !req
320. That's a matter of public record.
We both know.Copy !req
321. - You can't say it.
- She didn't know what she was doing.Copy !req
322. - You're letting her off.
- My uncle denies it.Copy !req
323. - He loves you.
- I know that!Copy !req
324. Grown children often wish
for an aged parent to die.Copy !req
325. It's not necessary for the parent
to testify against them.Copy !req
326. It's a taboo thought, but common.Copy !req
327. Particularly if the parent has lost
all capacity for joy at being alive.Copy !req
328. So we're probably done here, right?Copy !req
329. She's dead.Copy !req
330. - What is it?
- Tony's mother's wake is tonight.Copy !req
331. Want me to wear a wire?Copy !req
332. Sure. Need batteries?
Let's go to Office Depot.Copy !req
333. Janice?Copy !req
334. I'm downstairs.Copy !req
335. - Hi.
- Hey.Copy !req
336. - Mom would want a closed casket.
- Definitely.Copy !req
337. They usually put a picture on the casket.
What do you think?Copy !req
338. - Look at that.
- She's smiling.Copy !req
339. She looks normal.Copy !req
340. - It was us kids who turned her.
- One of us.Copy !req
341. Get the fuck off!Copy !req
342. All right, all right!Copy !req
343. Maybe you're right.Copy !req
344. My shrink says all women
aren't cut out to be mothers.Copy !req
345. - Is that a slam at me?
- No.Copy !req
346. If my father was in the circus,
maybe I'd turn out like Harp...Copy !req
347. Hal.Copy !req
348. - This is weird.
- What?Copy !req
349. None of my childhood artwork
is here anymore.Copy !req
350. Nor Barb's.Copy !req
351. Get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
352. "Anthony Soprano, 7th grade,
Mr. Martino." I had him.Copy !req
353. "Why Fear Strikes Out by Jim Piersall
is a good book."Copy !req
354. Take a look. She only saved yours.Copy !req
355. What? Here's Barbara's
Communion certificate.Copy !req
356. - Here's her baby shoe.
- Yeah. That's it.Copy !req
357. Nothing of mine.Copy !req
358. Everybody agreed I had
"extraordinary visualization skills."Copy !req
359. Those pencil drawings
that I did of Grandpa?Copy !req
360. Good.Copy !req
361. Tony. Sorry.Copy !req
362. Tony, I'm sorry.Copy !req
363. He's disrespectful.Copy !req
364. Thanks for coming.Copy !req
365. Fucking motherfucking
pain in the fucking ass!Copy !req
366. Could we not, huh?
With the tantrums?Copy !req
367. For this I miss the Jets game?Copy !req
368. Did they say when your making ceremony
might happen, with this delay?Copy !req
369. Stop asking fucking questions.
If I knew, I couldn't tell you.Copy !req
370. Hit me. Hit me.Copy !req
371. Every little bit helps.
Anything to get through these events.Copy !req
372. Hey.Copy !req
373. - What a fucking blow.
- You too?Copy !req
374. I'm serious.Copy !req
375. Breaking the terms
of your house arrest?Copy !req
376. I got a dispensation.Copy !req
377. She's my sister-in-law, for chrissake.Copy !req
378. My dad's very ill too.Copy !req
379. Thanks. Thanks for coming.Copy !req
380. Tony,Copy !req
381. Allow me to express my condolences.Copy !req
382. Thanks, assemblyman.Copy !req
383. I met your mom once or twice.
That was a proud Newarker.Copy !req
384. Oh, hey. Reverend.Copy !req
385. My sympathies, Tony.
We talked about this day, did we not?Copy !req
386. You know State Assemblyman
Zellman, right? 8th Ward?Copy !req
387. Do I know him? You bet.Copy !req
388. Yes, we go way back.
How are you?Copy !req
389. Reverend.Copy !req
390. Uncle Jun? You all right?Copy !req
391. They're dropping like fucking flies.Copy !req
392. - It's that charcoal-broiled meat.
- Nobody told us!Copy !req
393. I'm kidding, you fuck.
What's the matter?Copy !req
394. - You wanted to talk?
- I gotta talk to your wife.Copy !req
395. Jun, come on.Copy !req
396. This is a funeral.
Enough of her soigné attitude.Copy !req
397. - What do you want?
- To use this sad occasion...Copy !req
398. to put bitterness and
sore-headed feelings aside.Copy !req
399. I'll behave how Tony wants.
I don't want to add to his stress.Copy !req
400. - There they are.
- Hi, Uncle Jun.Copy !req
401. How's that surfboard I gave you?Copy !req
402. Tony's waiting.Copy !req
403. Ralphie Cifaretto got word to me.Copy !req
404. - What does he want?
- A bump up to captain.Copy !req
405. The kid's been a top earner since
that rat bastard went in the program.Copy !req
406. He whipped his crew into shape.Copy !req
407. Three months ago, the rat bastard
was the second coming.Copy !req
408. I'm boss. You forget.Copy !req
409. I forget nothing.Copy !req
410. - Don't make me say things we'd regret.
- Go ahead, I'm fed up.Copy !req
411. Hey.Copy !req
412. I'm on the street. That's the arrangement.Copy !req
413. Stay home, clip coupons.Copy !req
414. Things are good,
but the economy's so robust...Copy !req
415. you get credit for everything.
Chinks and housewives bet football.Copy !req
416. You better be finished.Copy !req
417. - Joe Zachary?
- Yeah.Copy !req
418. Oh, boys. No fires.Copy !req
419. Tony doesn't want any fires.Copy !req
420. I ain't so tough.Copy !req
421. - Well, what do you think?
- Can't say.Copy !req
422. Hope for the best.Copy !req
423. Doctor, this is Tom's mother,
brother, and Miss Doyle.Copy !req
424. The Lord bless her and keep her.Copy !req
425. The Lord make his face to shine
upon her and be gracious to her.Copy !req
426. The Lord lift up his countenance
upon her and give her peace.Copy !req
427. Amen.Copy !req
428. - Did you talk to her?
- She's sure you said something.Copy !req
429. He won't discuss it. He clams up.Copy !req
430. - Beautiful sendoff, T.
- Thank you.Copy !req
431. I want to thank you
for all you've done for her.Copy !req
432. She was much work.
In end, she defeated me.Copy !req
433. We won't need your services anymore.Copy !req
434. I'll be moving in.
If you could get your stuff out...Copy !req
435. that'd be good.Copy !req
436. I stay there only during week,
when my fiancé has his children.Copy !req
437. Tony says I can continue situation
till Bill and me find house.Copy !req
438. Tony should have consulted me.
I'll be living at 55 Benedek...Copy !req
439. while we deal with the estate.Copy !req
440. Speaking of which, my mom had
an extensive record collection.Copy !req
441. Caruso, Robert Merrill,
a shitload of Broadway shows.Copy !req
442. Do you know where they are?Copy !req
443. - She gave to me those records.
- What?Copy !req
444. She know I like American show tunes.
I didn't ask.Copy !req
445. They're my mother's records.
I feel very close to them.Copy !req
446. I don't want make a trouble,
but I have to respect her wishes.Copy !req
447. This is just about you bogarting
those discs for your ass.Copy !req
448. They're worth a fortune.Copy !req
449. I will not answer such here.Copy !req
450. I want the entire discography
back at the house by this weekend.Copy !req
451. Mrs. S.Copy !req
452. How are you?Copy !req
453. Sit down. How's your mother?Copy !req
454. - You call her every day.
- Mom passed away.Copy !req
455. Really? When?Copy !req
456. - About six months ago.
- Please, give her my regards.Copy !req
457. Is she still on that crazy diet?Copy !req
458. I brought you something.Copy !req
459. From my restaurant.
I don't know if you remember, Vesuvio?Copy !req
460. Mrs. S?Copy !req
461. What's the matter?Copy !req
462. After what my son did to you?Copy !req
463. - How can I look you in the face?
- What now?Copy !req
464. You don't blame him for the fire?Copy !req
465. Artie, what are you doing?Copy !req
466. Come on, we have people arriving.
Let's go.Copy !req
467. - Thank you so much. Thank you.
- I'm so sorry.Copy !req
468. Look at her.Copy !req
469. She's becoming a robot, like us.Copy !req
470. - I'm so sorry.
- At least she didn't suffer.Copy !req
471. All her innocence is gone.Copy !req
472. Then the Rabbi has to extol
the virtues of the deceased.Copy !req
473. The Rabbi says,
"I did not know this man. I'm new.Copy !req
474. You knew him. Say something good."Copy !req
475. Silence. Goes on for about a minute.Copy !req
476. Finally, from the back:Copy !req
477. "His brother was worse."Copy !req
478. I walk out with the provolone,
and he thinks I smell like that!Copy !req
479. This Survivor. I should find the winner,
pull out a gun and say:Copy !req
480. "You're not gonna survive unless you
give me 25 percent of that million dollars."Copy !req
481. Not bad. We could find out
where they live.Copy !req
482. "See how you survive this,
pezzo di merda."Copy !req
483. Everyone, please.
May I have your attention?Copy !req
484. We would like to ask you all
to join us in the great room.Copy !req
485. Form a circle,
sit anywhere, get comfortable...Copy !req
486. so that we can all be together
and share a remembrance...Copy !req
487. about the woman
who brought us here.Copy !req
488. - Goddamn it.
- Please, join us.Copy !req
489. Paulie Gualtieri? Join us, please?Copy !req
490. Thank you.Copy !req
491. What the fuck did I say?Copy !req
492. If you'd rather,
I can invite them to her place.Copy !req
493. - Janice, what are you doing?
- Very good.Copy !req
494. We can all take a break from eating
for five minutes.Copy !req
495. Most of you will probably remember
that this was her favorite song.Copy !req
496. It might help us get rolling.Copy !req
497. Herman Rabkin?Copy !req
498. You two went back.
Almost to the pyramids.Copy !req
499. I...Copy !req
500. I guess what struck me most was...Copy !req
501. she didn't mince words.Copy !req
502. Between brain and mouth,
there was no interlocutor.Copy !req
503. Anthony Jr.Copy !req
504. - I don't know what to say.
- Come on.Copy !req
505. Lay off, Janice. Move on.Copy !req
506. She was my best friend.Copy !req
507. If anybody died
or was in the hospital...Copy !req
508. I'd get a call from Li
letting me know.Copy !req
509. Thank you, Fanny. Thank you.Copy !req
510. Okay. What's good for the goose...Copy !req
511. Most of you remember that I have
an extraordinary visual sense.Copy !req
512. As a child, Mom didn't let me
rest on those laurels.Copy !req
513. She didn't flatter me.Copy !req
514. She believed that wildflowers
blossom best...Copy !req
515. among the rocks, with little water.Copy !req
516. She was tough.Copy !req
517. But she was right.Copy !req
518. She's the reason I make videos today.Copy !req
519. Tony?Copy !req
520. Maybe you'd like
to tell them how Ma...Copy !req
521. saved all your childhood schoolwork
and none of mine or Barbara's.Copy !req
522. You just did. Wrap it up, Janice.Copy !req
523. I hear she didn't suffer.Copy !req
524. For that, we can be grateful.Copy !req
525. Thank you.Copy !req
526. They say there's no two people
on Earth exactly the same.Copy !req
527. No two faces,
no two sets of fingerprints.Copy !req
528. But do they know for sure?Copy !req
529. Because they would have to get
everybody together in one huge space.Copy !req
530. Obviously, that's not possible,
even with computers.Copy !req
531. They'd have to get everyone who
ever lived, not just the ones now.Copy !req
532. So they got no proof.
They got nothing.Copy !req
533. Hey.Copy !req
534. - So, Ton, she's dead.
- What?Copy !req
535. I guess our little secret...Copy !req
536. dies with her.Copy !req
537. Hey, pick that up!Copy !req
538. What am I doing out here?Copy !req
539. Everyone's telling stories of her.
I got a beaut!Copy !req
540. Artie.Copy !req
541. Artie! Don't talk about that!Copy !req
542. She may have passed, but who's to say
there's not another just like her?Copy !req
543. Maybe not with the same fears
and paranoia, but...Copy !req
544. the same.Copy !req
545. What I'm saying is...Copy !req
546. Thank you, Chris. Thank you.Copy !req
547. Umm...Copy !req
548. - This is such a crock of shit.
- Carmela!Copy !req
549. On one hand, I want to protect
my children from the truth.Copy !req
550. On the other, I'm saying,
"What kind of example am I setting?"Copy !req
551. Evading and smiling,
passing out cheese puffs.Copy !req
552. Over a woman who was
terribly dysfunctional.Copy !req
553. Who spread no cheer at all.Copy !req
554. - Carmela, be quiet.
- This is my house!Copy !req
555. - I'm leaving.
- Let her talk!Copy !req
556. I'll speak if I want! Who are you?Copy !req
557. Minister of Propaganda?Copy !req
558. We suffered for years
under the yoke of that woman.Copy !req
559. She estranged us
from our own daughter.Copy !req
560. Ruined I don't know how many
goddamned Christmases.Copy !req
561. No, don't hand me that! Bullshit!Copy !req
562. You wanted it, you got it.Copy !req
563. Hear, hear.Copy !req
564. From beyond the grave even.Copy !req
565. This woman didn't want a funeral.Copy !req
566. You all, her children,
ignored her wishes.Copy !req
567. Only after she's dead, by the way.Copy !req
568. She didn't want a funeral.
She didn't want a remembrance.Copy !req
569. Why?Copy !req
570. She didn't think anybody would come!Copy !req
571. She wouldn't write down
her memories...Copy !req
572. because nobody loved her
enough to read them.Copy !req
573. She knew there was a problem.Copy !req
574. There's desserts...Copy !req
575. in the dining room,
if anybody wants some.Copy !req
576. Yes.Copy !req
577. And they're all from Vesuvio.Copy !req
578. Our new pastry chef, Bobby Vasquez.
Thanks.Copy !req
579. Tommy? Mike's here.Copy !req
580. He's come to see you.Copy !req
581. You must like Mike
a lot better than me.Copy !req
582. No, Tommy boy. You're my baby.Copy !req
583. You're going to get well and strong.Copy !req
584. All of us. Together again.Copy !req
585. I'm almost glad this happened.Copy !req
586. Yeah? This is Mike.Copy !req
587. When?Copy !req
588. You are? Fine.Copy !req
589. - They're bringing Tom home.
- When?Copy !req
590. - Right now. He's on his way.
- Wonderful!Copy !req
591. I'll get his room ready.
I knew my baby would come home.Copy !req