1. Meadow, do you have a tampon?Copy !req
2. I'm spotting and the dispenser is out.Copy !req
3. You had an examination?Copy !req
4. It's the middle of the month.
This never happens to me.Copy !req
5. Here.Copy !req
6. Imagine having your portrait
in a museum.Copy !req
7. She's a rich merchant's wife.
It's how Rubens made money.Copy !req
8. You talk the talk, Miss Art History.
I've never seen these grades from you.Copy !req
9. Well, you take Intro to Semiotics.Copy !req
10. If you spent less time
in Jackie's car...Copy !req
11. Please.Copy !req
12. That is so over.Copy !req
13. Just like that? What happened?Copy !req
14. Are you crying?Copy !req
15. What's the matter?Copy !req
16. I don't know. Just look at it.Copy !req
17. "Jusepe de Ribera. The Mystical
Marriage of Saint Catherine."Copy !req
18. That's the baby Jesus.Copy !req
19. She's marrying a baby?
Good luck.Copy !req
20. We all do.Copy !req
21. - What?
- I shouldn't be sarcastic.Copy !req
22. Just look at her.Copy !req
23. The little baby's
hand against her cheek.Copy !req
24. She's so at peace.Copy !req
25. A beautiful, innocent,
gorgeous little baby.Copy !req
26. Come on, let's go eat.Copy !req
27. Tony!Copy !req
28. Come on.
I'm sorry about what happened.Copy !req
29. - You won't return my calls.
- Go fuck yourself.Copy !req
30. Tony.Copy !req
31. We have something too special
to just... over one argument.Copy !req
32. One argument? You threw a fucking
dinner at my head, Gloria.Copy !req
33. If you were a guy,
you know where you'd be.Copy !req
34. But you were late.
You kept me waiting three hours...Copy !req
35. What about the present?
You threw it into the Barnegat Bay.Copy !req
36. All right, I...Copy !req
37. I'm having a bad couple of weeks.
Shit with my family and other crap.Copy !req
38. I was trying to act in control
and not dwell on it. It's no excuse.Copy !req
39. - We can't talk about your problems?
- I didn't wanna bother you.Copy !req
40. Well, I had a lot on my plate.Copy !req
41. Can I see you later?Copy !req
42. I'm late for my appointment.Copy !req
43. Me and this broad, we're like...Copy !req
44. leather and lace.Copy !req
45. A burning ring of fire.
Whatever.Copy !req
46. Amour fou.Copy !req
47. As the French call it.Copy !req
48. - Crazy love, all-consuming.
- That's it.Copy !req
49. We push each other's buttons.Copy !req
50. - Most people don't push your buttons.
- That's not true.Copy !req
51. Now, I know you think I'm like a hard,
cold, captain-of-industry type.Copy !req
52. That's not all there is.Copy !req
53. I don't know.Copy !req
54. She gets freaky.Copy !req
55. Is she a full-blown
loop-do-loo or what?Copy !req
56. - As you know, I cannot...
- Discuss another patient.Copy !req
57. If I duke you a five?Copy !req
58. I'm not charging you.
Last month you overpaid.Copy !req
59. - You gave me good tips.
- I won't have it.Copy !req
60. - Don't offer it again.
- All right. Jesus.Copy !req
61. - Back to Gloria.
- She never wants money.Copy !req
62. And you like this?Copy !req
63. She's, you know, very
independent-minded. That I do like.Copy !req
64. - You see her as independent, strong.
- She's not?Copy !req
65. We're talking about your perceptions.Copy !req
66. She made her own way in the world.Copy !req
67. Irina was such
a helpless, fucking baby.Copy !req
68. But Gloria knows a lot,
about a lot of shit.Copy !req
69. Buddhism, and the movies...Copy !req
70. She went to Morocco all by herself.Copy !req
71. And those eyes.Copy !req
72. Those dark, black eyes.Copy !req
73. When she stares at you, it's like...Copy !req
74. Like a Spanish princess
in one of those paintings. A Goya.Copy !req
75. - Those eyes are deep.
- Complicated.Copy !req
76. - Complicated? I said deep.
- You said dark.Copy !req
77. Whenever I bring her up,
you get this weird puss.Copy !req
78. You ask if she seems happy.
Like she's not.Copy !req
79. Or if she reminds me of somebody.
Like you don't like it.Copy !req
80. Amo-fo, or whatever you call it.Copy !req
81. You've told me what you see in Gloria.
What does she see in you?Copy !req
82. Oh, please, huh?Copy !req
83. What does she see in me?Copy !req
84. With all the faggots and crybabies
around. Whatever else I am, I'm not...Copy !req
85. I'm more of...Copy !req
86. Well, you know, like I said...Copy !req
87. Captain-of-industry type.Copy !req
88. - You're a tough guy.
- Oh, come on.Copy !req
89. You can say it.Copy !req
90. You embarrass me with that.Copy !req
91. Does Gloria know
what you do for a living?Copy !req
92. You mentioned fire.Copy !req
93. Can we say that certain kinds
of people are drawn to fire?Copy !req
94. Looking for an inevitable result,
like a moth to a flame?Copy !req
95. And this is Gloria?Copy !req
96. And I'm the flame?Copy !req
97. Why would anybody hit you,
of all people, with a side of beef?Copy !req
98. She's complicated.Copy !req
99. I said complicated. Dark, you said.Copy !req
100. No, I said her eyes are dark.Copy !req
101. Nice. Not bad.Copy !req
102. Since we're kicking up...Copy !req
103. we were hoping you could,
you know...Copy !req
104. watch our back?Copy !req
105. 350 buys you "Hello."Copy !req
106. Watching your back...Copy !req
107. That's gonna require
a little more initiative on your part.Copy !req
108. Oh, look at the face.Copy !req
109. What's he got to be frowning about?Copy !req
110. Tell me, Romeo.Copy !req
111. Now that you moved home...Copy !req
112. you gonna be humping Tony
Soprano's girl on our couch?Copy !req
113. Fuck her.Copy !req
114. And Tony's stay-in-school shit. He
could have reached out to Rutgers.Copy !req
115. He should break the dean's legs
because you won't read.Copy !req
116. Now go ahead.
I gotta make some calls.Copy !req
117. You did good.Copy !req
118. Keep coming by.Copy !req
119. Go. Go.Copy !req
120. I knew a Moroccan guy once.
He hit and ran me. I tracked him down.Copy !req
121. I never forget a face.Copy !req
122. Jesus Christ!
That's the oldest joke in the book.Copy !req
123. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
124. Hello?Copy !req
125. No, you have the wrong number.Copy !req
126. What?Copy !req
127. I thought it might be my sister.Copy !req
128. That family shit
you were telling me about?Copy !req
129. It's okay if you don't wanna talk
about it. Really.Copy !req
130. She said I can never see
my niece and nephew again.Copy !req
131. - Right before Christmas.
- We had a new Santa at our party.Copy !req
132. - Wasn't good.
- I love those children.Copy !req
133. So much.Copy !req
134. She said I turned them
against their dad. I didn't.Copy !req
135. Not that he doesn't deserve it.
Fucking crackhead sack of shit.Copy !req
136. Hannah and Seamus go to this
alternative, private...Copy !req
137. elementary school in Santa Monica.Copy !req
138. - Where it's all about self-esteem.
- I hate that shit.Copy !req
139. I ask Hannah, she's a third-grader,
"Will you be in the Christmas play?"Copy !req
140. And she says,
"We call it the Winter Festival."Copy !req
141. So I go, "Whatever."
I don't say anything.Copy !req
142. And then Seamus says:Copy !req
143. "We can't say Christmas.
We call Christmas 'the C-word."'Copy !req
144. And I fucking flipped out.Copy !req
145. - What did Seamus say?
- What the fuck does he know? He's 10.Copy !req
146. So my sister gets mad
because her husband...Copy !req
147. teaches there, except he's
on leave for drug abuse treatment.Copy !req
148. And one thing led to another and...Copy !req
149. She said I always had it in for John.Copy !req
150. - And she forbid me to see them again.
- He smokes crack?Copy !req
151. Without those two kids...Copy !req
152. Maybe we'll all get lucky.
The way these trucks go by out here?Copy !req
153. - Maybe I'll get plastered on a grill.
- What?Copy !req
154. I'm just kidding. It never rains.Copy !req
155. I think they're gonna fire me
over at Globe.Copy !req
156. Fucking Arnie Mills sexually harasses
me and then dares me to sue.Copy !req
157. Anyway.Copy !req
158. Fuck them.Copy !req
159. - You like this song?
- It's okay.Copy !req
160. - I love this song.
- Yeah?Copy !req
161. Guys, if you're gonna smoke,
take it outside.Copy !req
162. Fuck's the matter?
Speak English?Copy !req
163. - Who are you?
- The owner is a dear friend.Copy !req
164. - That should be enough for you.
- Fuck him too.Copy !req
165. - What you fucking say?
- Chill! Relax!Copy !req
166. Jackie. What are you doing?Copy !req
167. It's under control.Copy !req
168. Go find a fucking Taco Bell
before I cap your asses.Copy !req
169. Get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
170. - Oh, shit. Take this.
- Fuck, no. He's a made guy.Copy !req
171. He'll flip when he sees this shit.
Roy's his aunt's cousin.Copy !req
172. - What's up?
- Hey, Christopher.Copy !req
173. - What the fuck happened?
- Ask your buddy.Copy !req
174. Spics disrespected the place.
I had to straighten them out.Copy !req
175. - Had to straighten them out. How many?
- Three.Copy !req
176. - Goddamn fucking craziness.
- You all right?Copy !req
177. Twenty years I'm collecting these.
What the fuck, it's only glass.Copy !req
178. Have a seat.Copy !req
179. - How's business? Making money?
- Doing all right.Copy !req
180. - Why, got something?
- My favorite. A truck. Cigarettes.Copy !req
181. Sounds good.
But we're kind of with Ralphie now.Copy !req
182. Besides, wouldn't Tony go ballistic?Copy !req
183. Unless they're paying you...Copy !req
184. nobody can tell anybody
how to earn a living.Copy !req
185. - Finally. Thank you.
- Ralphie, huh?Copy !req
186. Well, if you ever think about
jumping ship, you know my number.Copy !req
187. I need the paperwork
on the preowned C5.Copy !req
188. - Mrs. Soprano?
- Yes?Copy !req
189. The courtesy van's stuck in traffic.
It should only be maybe 20 minutes.Copy !req
190. Well, you know,
maybe I'll just call a cab.Copy !req
191. Jerry, I'll give her a lift.
I'm going out anyway.Copy !req
192. - Gloria Trillo.
- Carmela Soprano. You don't mind?Copy !req
193. Give me a minute,
let me grab a demo.Copy !req
194. This is sweet of you.Copy !req
195. Don't believe it.
Everybody is a potential sale.Copy !req
196. - So, what do you do?
- I'm a homemaker.Copy !req
197. Oh.Copy !req
198. You must make a very nice home
to drive a Benz.Copy !req
199. - So you're married?
- Yes.Copy !req
200. - Kids?
- Two. You?Copy !req
201. No. To both.Copy !req
202. Boys? Girls?Copy !req
203. One boy, one girl.Copy !req
204. The boy is still in high school
and my daughter's in college.Copy !req
205. She's not too far away though.Copy !req
206. She's in New York City.Copy !req
207. - She's at Columbia.
- School of Broadcasting?Copy !req
208. The university. It's in the Ivy
League, one of the top schools.Copy !req
209. - I know. I was just kidding.
- Oh.Copy !req
210. Right.Copy !req
211. Boy, these kids today.Copy !req
212. They got the world
by the you-know-what.Copy !req
213. Yeah, tell me about it.Copy !req
214. At least your daughter doesn't
need a man for success.Copy !req
215. Thank God.Copy !req
216. - That's a beautiful ring.
- Thank you.Copy !req
217. - What does your husband do?
- He's in a few businesses.Copy !req
218. - Sounds mysterious.
- No, no, it's not, really.Copy !req
219. My daughter calls us bourgeois.Copy !req
220. Thank you so much.Copy !req
221. - No problem. It was nice to meet you.
- You too.Copy !req
222. - Nice house.
- Thank you.Copy !req
223. I tell you, the thing I like
about Moltisanti?Copy !req
224. He'll even tell Tony Soprano
to go fuck himself.Copy !req
225. The guy's fearless.Copy !req
226. Who's fearless?Copy !req
227. Chris Moltisanti.
Where's my mother?Copy !req
228. She's an early riser.Copy !req
229. What about Moltisanti?Copy !req
230. We were saying he's young
to be made. That kind of shit.Copy !req
231. He wanted it
so he stepped up and took it.Copy !req
232. Like your dad and Tony Soprano.
Know how they made their names?Copy !req
233. - How?
- We got any marshmallows?Copy !req
234. Come on, what about my father?Copy !req
235. When we was kids,
we had our own little crew.Copy !req
236. Me, your dad, buon'anima,
Tony, Silvio Dante.Copy !req
237. We'd do Mickey Mouse scores,
you know, moving pot...Copy !req
238. swag. Bullshit stuff.Copy !req
239. We thought we were
like the sixth family.Copy !req
240. But who knew we was even alive?Copy !req
241. Till one fucking night.Copy !req
242. And I gotta give your father credit.Copy !req
243. He had balls as big
as an Irish broad's ass.Copy !req
244. There was this old...Copy !req
245. old mustache named...Copy !req
246. Feech Lamanna.Copy !req
247. What Feech meant,
who the fuck knows?Copy !req
248. But he was made on the other side,
so he was an original.Copy !req
249. He was an O.G.Copy !req
250. Whatever.Copy !req
251. He had this Saturday night
card game...Copy !req
252. and your father sees a chance
to rise to the A-league.Copy !req
253. Connected or not, him,
me and Tony were gonna rob him.Copy !req
254. We thought your father lost a marble.Copy !req
255. - But he said, "Fuck it."
- Balls.Copy !req
256. What happened?Copy !req
257. They took it down and
walked away with 20 large.Copy !req
258. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
259. What do you mean, "they"?
You didn't go?Copy !req
260. I'm still sick over it.Copy !req
261. I caught the clap from some
hippie broad I was fucking.Copy !req
262. My dick was dripping
like a busted pipe.Copy !req
263. Anyways, the rest is history.Copy !req
264. Your father and Tony was on the
fast track to being made, and I...Copy !req
265. was still a little shit here,
like the two of you.Copy !req
266. And of course I, whatever...
But that was a few years later.Copy !req
267. - They get away with it?
- What could Feech do?Copy !req
268. There was a sit-down.Copy !req
269. And the right people
got some of their money back...Copy !req
270. but the point was made.Copy !req
271. Your father and Tony were rising stars
to be respected.Copy !req
272. Cocksuckers.Copy !req
273. All right, kiddies.
That's enough for tonight.Copy !req
274. Oh, Jackie.Copy !req
275. Rinse those plates before you put
them in the dishwasher. It clogs.Copy !req
276. We can't help but be amazed
at the instincts they possess.Copy !req
277. To protect all manner of livestock.
To be protective of us.Copy !req
278. What can we do to protect them?Copy !req
279. Nurture their defenses...Copy !req
280. using the natural body
defense system in Pedigree.Copy !req
281. What is wrong with me?Copy !req
282. Pedigree.Copy !req
283. Cut it out.Copy !req
284. Are you drunk?Copy !req
285. - How about right here?
- You would, wouldn't you? Huh?Copy !req
286. Does my car look slanted?Copy !req
287. Oh, shit.Copy !req
288. I have a flat.Copy !req
289. Oh, my God.Copy !req
290. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
291. So creepy.Copy !req
292. Why?Copy !req
293. I don't know.Copy !req
294. What?Copy !req
295. What?Copy !req
296. - You know who did this, don't you?
- What?Copy !req
297. I saw that look.
At least don't lie to me.Copy !req
298. - What do I know about your tires?
- Fine.Copy !req
299. Thanks for your help.Copy !req
300. One time.Copy !req
301. My ex-girlfriend, she got a little
jealous and she slashed my tires.Copy !req
302. That thought went through
my mind just then.Copy !req
303. - It couldn't have been her.
- The cunt that called?Copy !req
304. - My car's fucked!
- You work for a dealer.Copy !req
305. - You think I get free tires?
- So I'll pay for it!Copy !req
306. Why offer if you didn't
have a guilty conscience?Copy !req
307. About what?Copy !req
308. I don't know. Tell me.Copy !req
309. This is fucking bullshit.
I'm going home.Copy !req
310. - Who else would do it?
- Kids, maybe.Copy !req
311. - Ruin a great evening over this!
- Kids!Copy !req
312. Maybe your brother-in-law.Copy !req
313. Maybe Mr. Globe, since you're
America's sweetheart this week.Copy !req
314. Where the fuck do you get off?Copy !req
315. This immigrant, alcoholic,
probably HIV-laden slut...Copy !req
316. Whoa with that!Copy !req
317. slashes my tires and you
call my life into question?Copy !req
318. She wouldn't do it!
I slapped the piss out of her.Copy !req
319. Oh. Did you?Copy !req
320. Did you really hit her?Copy !req
321. I don't know.Copy !req
322. She's a poor, confused kid
from an underdeveloped country.Copy !req
323. Even if she did do this.Copy !req
324. I'll make some calls.
I'll have new Michelins in an hour.Copy !req
325. What are these? 85-R16's? What?Copy !req
326. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
327. All right, 17's!Copy !req
328. Gene Pontecorvo's got a card game.
We could take it down now.Copy !req
329. Are you crazy? He's with Ralph.Copy !req
330. Essentially, that's Ralph's game.Copy !req
331. Even better. Fuck him
and his rinse-your-dishes shit.Copy !req
332. Know what?
I think he's a secret fag.Copy !req
333. I don't know.Copy !req
334. Maybe take Carlo. He's got a shotgun.
We wear masks.Copy !req
335. We go in.
We're out in like two minutes.Copy !req
336. - What if they find out it's us?
- We want them to.Copy !req
337. Not right away,
but like Ralph said.Copy !req
338. When they do, you know
it's gonna get squashed.Copy !req
339. My old man was Jackie Aprile.Copy !req
340. The worse that'll happen,
we give some back.Copy !req
341. We pull this off...Copy !req
342. we're like free agents.
We dictate the terms, not them.Copy !req
343. Because we show balls.Copy !req
344. Come on, call Carlo.Copy !req
345. Fuck. There's no signal.Copy !req
346. I'd have to be pretty stupid
to write a book about killing...Copy !req
347. Use that phone.Copy !req
348. Oh, yeah, this one.Copy !req
349. Come on, hurry up, call Carlo.Copy !req
350. - They show my favorite part yet?
- I think it's coming up.Copy !req
351. The answer's no.Copy !req
352. - Dude, move over. Give me some room.
- Fuck you, it's my house.Copy !req
353. Here it comes.Copy !req
354. Yeah.Copy !req
355. Like a cigarette, Nick?Copy !req
356. - You two know each other?
- No.Copy !req
357. I saw a psychiatrist. That's why
Father Intintola said we should talk.Copy !req
358. He said you were getting
a doctorate in psychiatry.Copy !req
359. Psychology.Copy !req
360. The psychiatrist told me my
whole life is a lie, and he's right.Copy !req
361. And now I think I'm sick.Copy !req
362. And if I die, I will never
be with God in eternity.Copy !req
363. - You're ill?
- I think I have ovarian cancer.Copy !req
364. - What does the doctor say?
- I haven't seen one.Copy !req
365. I'm afraid.Copy !req
366. - Why do you think you are ill?
- I'm spotting. Lower back pain.Copy !req
367. My hormones are all over the place.
My cousin Kathy died from it.Copy !req
368. God doesn't punish people
for mistakes that they've made.Copy !req
369. He loves you more than you know.Copy !req
370. Have you thought, with your symptoms,
you might be with child?Copy !req
371. I know, that's another...Copy !req
372. Would you be more comfortable
if we set this sacrament aside...Copy !req
373. and stepped into my office?Copy !req
374. The psychiatrist said
I should leave my husband.Copy !req
375. When he said that, it seemed so right.Copy !req
376. You made a sacred vow.
Divorce is out of the question.Copy !req
377. Unless...
Is he abusive, your husband?Copy !req
378. Not to me. But he is unfaithful.Copy !req
379. He's a good man basically, but...Copy !req
380. I talked to Father Intintola
years ago, and here I am.Copy !req
381. - Do you love your husband?
- I do.Copy !req
382. I love my husband.
And I love God.Copy !req
383. But my life is financed by crime.Copy !req
384. His crime.Copy !req
385. Fifty thousand dollars
to my daughter's college.Copy !req
386. The psychiatrist says
it's all blood money.Copy !req
387. Now, to maybe bring another child
into this?Copy !req
388. God understands that we all live
in the middle of tensions.Copy !req
389. You say your husband has good in him.Copy !req
390. What you have to do is learn to live
on what the good part earns.Copy !req
391. The what?Copy !req
392. There is a point inside yourself.Copy !req
393. An inner boundary beyond which
you feel culpable.Copy !req
394. You've got to come to an awareness
of where that line is.Copy !req
395. And forego those things
which lay without it.Copy !req
396. - The Church has changed so much.
- It's a complex world.Copy !req
397. Learn to live on the good part.
Forego those things that lay without it.Copy !req
398. I think I can do that, Father.Copy !req
399. I'll try.Copy !req
400. And go see an ob-gyn.Copy !req
401. This mad-cow disease.Copy !req
402. It's terrible the English government
didn't tell people.Copy !req
403. Maybe they didn't wanna
create a stampede.Copy !req
404. Oh, by the way...Copy !req
405. guess which former medical student
no longer dates the Queen of Mean.Copy !req
406. You're kidding.Copy !req
407. - Jackie Jr. and Meadow are finished?
- Frankly, I am delighted.Copy !req
408. Kevin told Angie Bonpensiero
that Jackie was smoking marijuana.Copy !req
409. - And was caught cheating at Rutgers.
- Gee, that bad?Copy !req
410. That black kid would've been better.Copy !req
411. He's got a 4.0 and he's moving
to India for the U.N.Copy !req
412. - I told you.
- That's my fault.Copy !req
413. She wasted three months
with Jackie Jr.Copy !req
414. - Hello.
- Mrs. Soprano!Copy !req
415. - Gloria Trillo, Globe Motors.
- Hi, how are you?Copy !req
416. I hope this is a good time.
The new E-320 just came in.Copy !req
417. You might wanna take a look.Copy !req
418. No, I don't think so.
I still have another year on my lease.Copy !req
419. Maybe your husband will treat you.Copy !req
420. Maybe I will.
Thank you for calling.Copy !req
421. Okay, bye. Hope to see you!Copy !req
422. Bye-bye.Copy !req
423. Well, what a nice woman.Copy !req
424. Who?Copy !req
425. Just some saleswoman
from Globe Motors.Copy !req
426. What?Copy !req
427. She wants me to try the new wagon.
I'm not interested, but she was nice.Copy !req
428. She took me home
while they serviced the wagon.Copy !req
429. I should hold onto it another year,
don't you think?Copy !req
430. Another year.Copy !req
431. Yeah.Copy !req
432. I was just wondering
if we could switch days off.Copy !req
433. - Give me a minute.
- We could switch...Copy !req
434. I got a customer coming in, all right?
Tony.Copy !req
435. Are you out of your fucking mind,
talking to my wife?Copy !req
436. I was upset about your ex-girlfriend.
I thought you should see my version.Copy !req
437. I'm sorry, all right?Copy !req
438. You drove her home. What the fuck?Copy !req
439. Then you look right into my eyes
and don't tell me?Copy !req
440. It's normal to be curious about
someone you love's significant others.Copy !req
441. - It's not. It's fucking twisted.
- It is not.Copy !req
442. I don't wanna argue.
You're upset.Copy !req
443. I know it's on the margins
for someone like you...Copy !req
444. and it'll never happen again.Copy !req
445. No shit.Copy !req
446. You can tell your shrink
you ruined eight relationships.Copy !req
447. - What do you mean?
- It's fucking over.Copy !req
448. Tony!Copy !req
449. You see, Tuesday I can take my kid
to hear Raffi.Copy !req
450. Left ovary.Copy !req
451. Right ovary.Copy !req
452. Just tell me right out.
Don't mince words.Copy !req
453. I didn't like people
knowing my personal life.Copy !req
454. Where is this asshole now?
What did he have, one song?Copy !req
455. - What?
- We should do what we gotta do.Copy !req
456. - Call Carlo.
- Who the fuck was Feech Lamanna?Copy !req
457. You know what? Don't come.Copy !req
458. You wanna spend your life with
your head up your ass, be my guest.Copy !req
459. - How's your calamari salad?
- He's not using the right olive oil.Copy !req
460. - You haven't said two words, Carmela.
- Sorry.Copy !req
461. - I came from Dr. Rotelli's.
- Everything all right?Copy !req
462. I've never been better.
Just a thyroid thing.Copy !req
463. - Thank God.
- I thought I was pregnant.Copy !req
464. Bite your tongue. At our age?Copy !req
465. With the kids growing up and all...Copy !req
466. I want a grandchild. Terry
and her husband are trying, but...Copy !req
467. Speaking of kids, I am sick
about Jackie and Meadow.Copy !req
468. I ask, he tells me
to mind my own business.Copy !req
469. - So does she.
- They broke up?Copy !req
470. Is Meadow okay?Copy !req
471. She's so different than I was.
It rolls off her back.Copy !req
472. - No weight loss or sleepless nights.
- Not like what we go through.Copy !req
473. Because we married them.Copy !req
474. It's not just us.
The president of the United States...Copy !req
475. His wife put up with the
blowjobs and the stained dress.Copy !req
476. Hillary Clinton? I can't stand her.Copy !req
477. We could all take a page
from her book.Copy !req
478. To be publicly humiliated
and go around smiling?Copy !req
479. That is so false. I would dig a hole,
climb into it and not come out.Copy !req
480. All I know is, she stuck by him,
put up with the bullshit...Copy !req
481. and she set up
her own little thing.Copy !req
482. She took all that negative shit
he gave her and spun it into gold.Copy !req
483. You gotta give her credit.Copy !req
484. Well, that's true, isn't it?Copy !req
485. She's a role model for all of us.Copy !req
486. No, the case is still pending.Copy !req
487. They could try me on mail and wire
fraud, but they want a major RICO.Copy !req
488. Tony. Line two.Copy !req
489. - Who is it?
- It's a woman. I think she's crying.Copy !req
490. Let me get back to you.Copy !req
491. Hello.Copy !req
492. Tony.Copy !req
493. I don't know, I don't know,
I don't...Copy !req
494. I can't understand you.Copy !req
495. I can't take it anymore.Copy !req
496. stay...Copy !req
497. I don't know... I don't know why.
I don't know why.Copy !req
498. Tony.Copy !req
499. Tony.Copy !req
500. - Thanks for coming.
- All right.Copy !req
501. - You want something to drink?
- No.Copy !req
502. I'm sorry. There's no one else
I can talk to.Copy !req
503. What about him?Copy !req
504. - Laugh if you want. He helps.
- He's a Captain Marvel.Copy !req
505. I just want it to be the way it was.Copy !req
506. - I love you.
- Stop it.Copy !req
507. - I'm sorry.
- Quit crying. I can't stand it.Copy !req
508. - I wanna be with you.
- That's not gonna happen.Copy !req
509. I know.Copy !req
510. I know.Copy !req
511. My life's a trip to nowhere.Copy !req
512. You bring it on yourself.Copy !req
513. You're a beautiful, talented woman.Copy !req
514. But you...Copy !req
515. - You push a man away.
- That's not gonna happen again.Copy !req
516. The other night with the tires.
I'm a grown man. I've had other women.Copy !req
517. - You think I lived in a freezer?
- Fine.Copy !req
518. I'll sit back like a mute while you
screw every woman out there.Copy !req
519. See, there's that tone again.Copy !req
520. Look.Copy !req
521. It's over.Copy !req
522. I mean, we had our mo-fo,
or whatever.Copy !req
523. And it was great.Copy !req
524. And now it's time to put it to bed.Copy !req
525. You think you can treat me like
some stupid goombah housewife?Copy !req
526. You think I'll let some fucker
shit over me...Copy !req
527. just because he buys me
some ridiculous, gaudy ring?Copy !req
528. Where the fuck do you get off?Copy !req
529. You don't care.Copy !req
530. Think you're the only one with
problems? My life's a fucking picnic?Copy !req
531. Poor you.Copy !req
532. You got a dream life compared to mine.
Nobody cares if I'm alive or dead!Copy !req
533. I didn't just meet you.Copy !req
534. - I've known you my whole life.
- That's right.Copy !req
535. Take a dump wherever you please
and walk away.Copy !req
536. My mother was just like you.Copy !req
537. A bottomless black hole.Copy !req
538. The mother now.Copy !req
539. I surrender.
Burn me at the stake.Copy !req
540. You know what?Copy !req
541. You're fucking crazy.Copy !req
542. - All I ever asked for was kindness.
- Come here.Copy !req
543. Listen to me, and listen good.
No more calls, no more nothing.Copy !req
544. You see me, cross the street.Copy !req
545. You're dangerous,
and I don't want you in my life.Copy !req
546. Don't go!Copy !req
547. I'll call your wife!Copy !req
548. What did you say?Copy !req
549. I'll go to Columbia.
I'll tell your daughter.Copy !req
550. Come on!Copy !req
551. Come here.Copy !req
552. Now, you listen to me.Copy !req
553. Go near my wife or my family,
and I'll kill you.Copy !req
554. Understand? I'll kill you.Copy !req
555. Kill me. Kill me, you cocksu...Copy !req
556. You fucking bitch!Copy !req
557. Kill me. Kill me. Kill me.Copy !req
558. Kill me.Copy !req
559. Kill me, kill me,
kill me, kill me...Copy !req
560. Kill me.Copy !req
561. All right, this is it.Copy !req
562. I don't care if God comes by,
don't move the car.Copy !req
563. - You do the talking.
- Me?Copy !req
564. - Eugene will know me.
- Don't worry.Copy !req
565. When they see this,
nobody will have to say a word.Copy !req
566. What's the matter?Copy !req
567. I don't know.Copy !req
568. - You sure you wanna do this?
- Why?Copy !req
569. Don't you?Copy !req
570. Fuck it, let's go down the shore.Copy !req
571. Let's do it before the crank
wears off.Copy !req
572. - Ace high flush.
- Flush talks.Copy !req
573. Anybody want a drink?Copy !req
574. Nobody fucking move!Copy !req
575. Take it easy, all right?Copy !req
576. - Shit.
- Shut up!Copy !req
577. Empty your pockets.
All of you!Copy !req
578. - Come on!
- Very bad, boys. Very bad.Copy !req
579. This is a low-level game.
All you'll get is practice.Copy !req
580. - You hear what he said? Shut up!
- Take it easy.Copy !req
581. You know who you're robbing?Copy !req
582. - Give me your watch.
- Leave while you look good.Copy !req
583. Just give it to him.Copy !req
584. Victory has a hundred fathers,
but defeat is an orphan.Copy !req
585. Shut up! Stop fucking looking at me!Copy !req
586. Come on, hurry up!Copy !req
587. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
588. If you can keep your head
while those around you can't...Copy !req
589. - Where the fuck is he?
- Shit.Copy !req
590. Shit, come on!Copy !req
591. - Get the fuck out!
- What are you doing? This is my...Copy !req
592. Jackie!Copy !req
593. Jackie!Copy !req
594. Fuck, fuck, fuck.Copy !req
595. Hey, cocksucker.Copy !req
596. Chris, please.
We didn't know you were in there.Copy !req
597. We're with Ralphie.Copy !req
598. Please?Copy !req
599. If you're one of many men
with erectile dysfunction...Copy !req
600. you know it's no laughing matter.Copy !req
601. You might not know treatment
is covered by most medical plans...Copy !req
602. Dr. Freid. I'm sorry. Your service
said it was an emergency.Copy !req
603. Hello.Copy !req
604. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
605. Not again, Tony.
I can't keep doing this.Copy !req
606. I'm in the middle of a comm...Copy !req
607. Can't he go to the emergency room?
I thought he had a green card.Copy !req
608. You'll make him hit an artery!Copy !req
609. Relax, let the sedative do its job.Copy !req
610. Be glad they didn't hit
nothing important.Copy !req
611. - This prick is really a doctor?
- Close. I'm a prick doctor. Get it?Copy !req
612. Maybe he can give you a bulge.Copy !req
613. Doc, see if you can remove
this ladies' underwear.Copy !req
614. Ah!Copy !req
615. It'll be all right.Copy !req
616. Little motherfucker.
He's going, bigtime.Copy !req
617. - Sure it was Jackie Jr?
- I'll do him tonight.Copy !req
618. - No, you're not.
- Why?Copy !req
619. - Because I said so.
- Why?Copy !req
620. - I don't gotta explain.
- Because he's Jackie Aprile's kid?Copy !req
621. You're not gonna let this go.
You can't!Copy !req
622. He shot at me, tried to kill Furio.
We're made!Copy !req
623. Everyone you whack,
you risk exposure.Copy !req
624. The feds ask for major murder
for Christmas.Copy !req
625. - You're a fucking hypocrite.
- What did you say?Copy !req
626. You preach this wise-guy shit...Copy !req
627. meanwhile we're the only ones
who play by the rules.Copy !req
628. I loved you.Copy !req
629. What happens, I decide.Copy !req
630. You don't love me, that hurts,
but too bad.Copy !req
631. Because you don't gotta love me.
But you will respect me.Copy !req
632. Ralph Cifaretto's here.Copy !req
633. What'd we say?Copy !req
634. - Ton.
- How you doing?Copy !req
635. - It's terrible, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
636. Ro's going nuts. She knows
he hangs around with Dino.Copy !req
637. - Any word from her son?
- No, no.Copy !req
638. All right, come on.Copy !req
639. This kid.Copy !req
640. - He did a terrible thing.
- Terrible.Copy !req
641. - Your fucking card game.
- I know you're close to the family.Copy !req
642. No, I feel for you.
You're living under the same roof.Copy !req
643. And it was my card game.Copy !req
644. But what happened to Sunshine...Copy !req
645. is a disgrace.Copy !req
646. But to tell you the truth, Tony...Copy !req
647. I wanna give the kid a pass.Copy !req
648. Yeah?Copy !req
649. It's just me though.
I know you got bigger concerns.Copy !req
650. You're the boss, and...Copy !req
651. I'll make sure your orders are done.Copy !req
652. I think you should go
with your instincts on this, Ralph.Copy !req
653. You do?Copy !req
654. But Furio took a hit. Chris.
These are made men.Copy !req
655. I'll make sure they respect
your decision.Copy !req
656. Because I'm sure
you'll do the right thing.Copy !req
657. That's why I made you captain.Copy !req
658. This is Rosalie's kid.Copy !req
659. That's why I'll understand if you give
him a pass. Everybody else will too.Copy !req
660. Who cares about shit they don't
have the balls to say to your face?Copy !req
661. Kid disrespected you.Copy !req
662. But they don't have
to live with your commitments.Copy !req
663. But, hey, the decision
goes the other way?Copy !req
664. The one thing you cannot do, Ralph,
you cannot do...Copy !req
665. is blame yourself.Copy !req
666. You took this kid under your wing.Copy !req
667. You schooled him as best you could.Copy !req
668. Didn't you?Copy !req
669. Jack spoiled him.Copy !req
670. I think this is yours.Copy !req
671. The stupid kid was carrying it around
during the holidays.Copy !req
672. She wanted me to fucking kill her.Copy !req
673. Like suicide by cop.Copy !req
674. So she set me up?Copy !req
675. She saw me as only a fucking hammer?Copy !req
676. She loved you.Copy !req
677. She looked so good too,
that day in your office.Copy !req
678. Just another Irina
with a college degree.Copy !req
679. Ask yourself.Copy !req
680. How did you recognize in Gloria,
under her layers of sophistication...Copy !req
681. this deeply wounded, angry being
that would let you replicate...Copy !req
682. your relationship
with your mother?Copy !req
683. I don't wanna fuck my mother.
You're never gonna convince me.Copy !req
684. Not fuck.Copy !req
685. Try to please her.Copy !req
686. Try to win her love.Copy !req
687. Forty fucking years old.Copy !req
688. We need to repeat what's familiar,
even if it's bad for us.Copy !req
689. Gloria's need for drama.Copy !req
690. The selfishness.
The incessant self-regard.Copy !req
691. At one time...Copy !req
692. in your mother's hands,
it passed for love.Copy !req
693. All right, look. You're her doctor.
You tell me.Copy !req
694. Do I gotta worry about this broad?Copy !req
695. She says she's gonna
tell Carmela about us.Copy !req
696. I honestly can't predict.Copy !req
697. We should deal with...Copy !req
698. why are you so attracted
to dangerous relationships?Copy !req
699. Why do you put your marriage
in such danger?Copy !req
700. - Maybe I'm looking for a way out.
- Anthony.Copy !req
701. - You'll never leave your wife.
- Bullshit. There's a limit.Copy !req
702. She might leave you,
but you'll never leave her.Copy !req
703. Despite your mothering...Copy !req
704. you made one good decision
in your life vis-à-vis women.Copy !req
705. You won't throw that over.Copy !req
706. Your own selfishness is too strong
to let that happen.Copy !req
707. All right. All right.Copy !req
708. Actually, in spite of everything
you're a very conventional man.Copy !req
709. I said all right.Copy !req
710. We have to stop now.Copy !req
711. - Got pep, I'll give it that.
- Zero to 60 in under seven seconds.Copy !req
712. What's the matter, you don't like me?Copy !req
713. I'm not back, they call the cops,
standard operating procedure.Copy !req
714. Here's standard operating procedure.
Stay away from Tony Soprano.Copy !req
715. Shut the fuck up and listen.
It's over, capisce?Copy !req
716. Over and done.Copy !req
717. You call or go anywhere near him
or his family...Copy !req
718. and they'll be scraping your
nipples off these leather seats.Copy !req
719. And here's the point to remember.Copy !req
720. My face is the last one you'll see.
Not Tony's.Copy !req
721. We understand each other?Copy !req
722. It won't be cinematic.Copy !req
723. Any word, anything?Copy !req
724. He probably went down to Florida.Copy !req
725. Ro, I'm sure he's fine.Copy !req
726. Ro, come on.Copy !req
727. Sit down.Copy !req
728. Look.Copy !req
729. - This will be hard for you to hear.
- Jesus Christ!Copy !req
730. No, it's okay. It's okay, it's just...Copy !req
731. he has a very serious drug problem.Copy !req
732. What?Copy !req
733. It's coke.
He may owe some money to dealers.Copy !req
734. - Oh, my God.
- I didn't wanna tell you.Copy !req
735. Look, we're doing everything we can.Copy !req
736. We're gonna find him.Copy !req
737. We'll get him help.Copy !req
738. We'll get him to rehab.Copy !req
739. Let's just hope he's not too far gone.Copy !req
740. Something smells good.Copy !req
741. Lemon snaps for the
bake sale at church.Copy !req
742. You look good.Copy !req
743. I went to step today.Copy !req
744. Is that why you don't have these
looney-tune moods when you exercise?Copy !req
745. Where's your ring?Copy !req
746. I had to get it sized.
It's a little big.Copy !req
747. Hi, it's me. I'll be home
in about twenty minutes.Copy !req
748. Yeah, I picked up the stuffed shells.Copy !req
749. No, the Celantano's,
you just gotta heat them up.Copy !req