1. Hello?Copy !req
2. - Hello?
- Is Tony there?Copy !req
3. No, I'm sorry, he's not.Copy !req
4. Who's calling?Copy !req
5. This is Mrs. Washington, from
the high school, for little Anthony.Copy !req
6. Mrs. Washington?Copy !req
7. From your son's school?Copy !req
8. Hello?Copy !req
9. Tony, it's me. I'm sorry to call you.Copy !req
10. I know we are broken up,
but my religious medal...Copy !req
11. I think I lost it.
I think it's on The Stugots.Copy !req
12. Oh. Okay.Copy !req
13. Who is on the boat with you?Copy !req
14. I'll be sure and tell him. All right.Copy !req
15. - Your son okay?
- Attendance shit.Copy !req
16. - Two weeks, not even a kiss hello?
- Oh, shit, I'm sorry. Yeah.Copy !req
17. - How was Morocco?
- Great.Copy !req
18. Listen, that phone call,
it was an old girlfriend.Copy !req
19. She wasn't from the school?
My God, she sounded so convincing.Copy !req
20. - I'm just trying to be honest.
- Yeah? Why'd you lie?Copy !req
21. - I didn't wanna piss you off.
- It's about you?Copy !req
22. What? I didn't want
to hurt your feelings.Copy !req
23. No, you didn't wanna piss me off,
meaning you'd have to deal with me...Copy !req
24. which is more about sparing you
than my fucking feelings!Copy !req
25. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
26. Let's go with the satin finish.Copy !req
27. Excuse me.Copy !req
28. - Hello?
- Yeah, it's me.Copy !req
29. You know that Russkie, Valery,
works for Slava?Copy !req
30. He owes Sil five grand.Copy !req
31. For that other thing.
I need you to pick it up.Copy !req
32. - Why don't Sil go?
- He's dying from the flu.Copy !req
33. - I didn't hear you.
- He's sick, he's got the flu!Copy !req
34. I'm taking my mother
to Social Security.Copy !req
35. So you do it after. Guy's at Fairlawn.
327 Dexter Avenue, number six.Copy !req
36. - I don't know why we deal with them.
- Guess?Copy !req
37. - They make us money.
- Thank you.Copy !req
38. And the family's well?Copy !req
39. - I'm concerned about our daughter.
- What's the problem?Copy !req
40. She's dating a boy.Copy !req
41. The son of some friends
of the family, actually.Copy !req
42. I mentioned him to you. I guess I'm
not as optimistic as I once was.Copy !req
43. She was dating a different boy,
an African-American?Copy !req
44. They broke up.
He broke it off with her.Copy !req
45. Believe that?Copy !req
46. - You gave him little choice.
- I'm the reason she's with Jackie?Copy !req
47. If you hadn't been so mean to him...Copy !req
48. maybe she might not be
with this one.Copy !req
49. I find it very interesting that you
can talk about this without rancor.Copy !req
50. Actually, we haven't been arguing
as much lately.Copy !req
51. It's the therapy.
We're learning how to communicate.Copy !req
52. Eighteen, double word score,
that's 36.Copy !req
53. No Spanish.Copy !req
54. - Spanish?
- "Oh-blee-kay"?Copy !req
55. Oblique.Copy !req
56. Indirect? Not straightforward?
Come on, you're in college.Copy !req
57. I'm not an English major.Copy !req
58. - As in, "How about giving me some?"
- Jackie, I'm sick.Copy !req
59. I know. I'm only kidding.Copy !req
60. Unless you want to.Copy !req
61. - Jackie.
- I'm kidding, I'm kidding.Copy !req
62. - Wanna do some X?
- I'm already taking NyQuil.Copy !req
63. - Tired?
- Yeah, actually, I am kind of wiped.Copy !req
64. - Mind if we finish this tomorrow?
- Okay.Copy !req
65. You're burning up.Copy !req
66. I'll come by tomorrow
and bring you echinacea.Copy !req
67. You're leaving?Copy !req
68. I gotta let you get some sleep.Copy !req
69. The Russians? They're not all bad.Copy !req
70. Cocksuckers moved nuclear warheads
into Cuba, pointed them right at us.Copy !req
71. That was real? I saw that movie,
I thought it was bullshit.Copy !req
72. Who is it?Copy !req
73. KGB.Copy !req
74. Open up.Copy !req
75. We didn't wake you, did we?Copy !req
76. Or the other 30 people
who live here?Copy !req
77. - You want?
- Little early, no?Copy !req
78. Look at this shit:
TV, stereo, DVD.Copy !req
79. - What's this?
- Universal remote.Copy !req
80. Universal remote.Copy !req
81. Probably wiped your ass barehanded
till you came here.Copy !req
82. - So, Valery, you got Silvio's money?
- Fucking Silvio.Copy !req
83. Watch it, comrade.Copy !req
84. Money is on entertainment center.Copy !req
85. - Better not be any rubles in there.
- Put remote on docking station.Copy !req
86. - What?
- Universal remote.Copy !req
87. Put it down on docking station.Copy !req
88. Listen to this prick giving orders.Copy !req
89. You got some balls, my friend.Copy !req
90. OOPS.Copy !req
91. - Paulie.
- What? It was an accident.Copy !req
92. You want to fuck here, cocksucker?
You come to my house...Copy !req
93. What did you call me?Copy !req
94. Paulie!
Paulie, where the fuck are you?Copy !req
95. - What the fuck? What'd you do?
- What, did I have a choice?Copy !req
96. He's dying.Copy !req
97. Cracked his windpipe.
That's it for him.Copy !req
98. Are you a fucking doctor?
What are we gonna do?Copy !req
99. Pull the car around.Copy !req
100. "I'm feeling very sheepish."Copy !req
101. About the other day.Copy !req
102. I had no right to even
answer your phone.Copy !req
103. It's all right.Copy !req
104. I'm sorry I lied.Copy !req
105. - Gonna open it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
106. - It's beautiful.
- It's from Morocco.Copy !req
107. - Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
108. Now I feel like a jerk.
I got nothing for you.Copy !req
109. Of course you do.Copy !req
110. No. I gotta see who this is.Copy !req
111. I gotta take this.Copy !req
112. - Yeah?
- Ton. It's me.Copy !req
113. We saw that guy, but we had a problem.
It got a little physical.Copy !req
114. You were just supposed
to pick up the money.Copy !req
115. We did, but he started giving us
some shit. Prick sucker-punched me.Copy !req
116. Hang on.Copy !req
117. - What?
- Hang on.Copy !req
118. Where are you now?Copy !req
119. Rest stop, Garden State.Copy !req
120. Where's the guy?Copy !req
121. - With the luggage.
- Are you kidding?Copy !req
122. - You're breaking up, I can't hear you.
- Are you fucking kidding me?Copy !req
123. It got bad. We had no choice.Copy !req
124. I'm meeting Slava later.
What do I say to him?Copy !req
125. It's okay. Nobody was around.Copy !req
126. What do you wanna do?Copy !req
127. Use your judgment, but whatever
you decide, do it away from me.Copy !req
128. - All right.
- Motherfucker!Copy !req
129. - That was a big waste of water.
- It was just some work shit.Copy !req
130. You got time for lunch?Copy !req
131. You are my lunch.Copy !req
132. I gotta get back.Copy !req
133. How about dinner?Copy !req
134. What do you got in mind?Copy !req
135. Nine o'clock, my house.
You like London broil?Copy !req
136. Yeah.Copy !req
137. - We could dump him down the shore.
- It's too light out, we should wait.Copy !req
138. - Got a Roy Rogers over there. Hungry?
- First things first, Chrissy.Copy !req
139. I'm just saying.
I didn't eat breakfast.Copy !req
140. Most important meal.Copy !req
141. - Hi.
- How you doing?Copy !req
142. - Let's go to Pine Barrens.
- That's South Jersey.Copy !req
143. It's perfect.
It's fucking deserted down there.Copy !req
144. Take him in the woods,
dig a hole, end of story.Copy !req
145. And fucking snow all over the ground?
That's some hard shit.Copy !req
146. I got a shovel I use
for digging the car out.Copy !req
147. Best part is, we'll be 20 minutes
from A.C.Copy !req
148. We get a room, freshen up,
some blackjack.Copy !req
149. Fuck that, I gotta eat.Copy !req
150. We'll go to Morton's, have a steak.
So the day won't be a total loss.Copy !req
151. Things with you and Carmela
seem to be going well.Copy !req
152. It's the therapy.Copy !req
153. Now look, I'm gonna
be honest with you.Copy !req
154. I'm seeing somebody.Copy !req
155. A patient of yours.Copy !req
156. Gloria Trillo.Copy !req
157. Why Gloria?Copy !req
158. Why not? She's smart,
she's sexy, she's Italian.Copy !req
159. - Italian?
- You stick to your own kind, you know.Copy !req
160. What is this, West Side Story now?Copy !req
161. Do you think having met her
in therapy is significant?Copy !req
162. Maybe she reminds me of you.Copy !req
163. Okay.Copy !req
164. How?Copy !req
165. Smart. Sexy. She's Italian.Copy !req
166. She's actually nothing like you.Copy !req
167. Well...Copy !req
168. maybe a little.Copy !req
169. - Who else?
- You both got great legs.Copy !req
170. - Keep joking.
- Don't get jealous.Copy !req
171. It's your fault we met.Copy !req
172. The scheduling mix-up?Copy !req
173. Point is, she makes me happy.Copy !req
174. Does she seem happy to you?Copy !req
175. When she's with me.
And you know what? So am I.Copy !req
176. Is lying to Carmela in therapy
the best thing for your panic attacks?Copy !req
177. Things are good between us,
you said so.Copy !req
178. It's predicated on a lie.Copy !req
179. Predicate it on my ass, what's the
difference? I'm content, I'm relaxed.Copy !req
180. Bottom line is, I'm a better
husband and father.Copy !req
181. You wanna know the truth,
as much as I love my wife...Copy !req
182. being with Gloria
makes me happier...Copy !req
183. than all your Prozac
and your therapy bullshit, combined.Copy !req
184. - What do you think?
- I think we should have ate.Copy !req
185. Cocksucker's still alive!Copy !req
186. Look at this.
He chewed through the tape.Copy !req
187. Fucking piece shit!Copy !req
188. - I'll put one in your head.
- Fuck your fucking mother!Copy !req
189. Get the shovel, Chrissy.Copy !req
190. Freezing out here.Copy !req
191. Don't you know better than to wear
pajamas in the middle of winter?Copy !req
192. - Think this is far enough?
- It'll do.Copy !req
193. - What the fuck you doing?
- You think we're digging the hole?Copy !req
194. That's right, shithead. Get to work.Copy !req
195. I know the ground's hard,
but give it some Siberian action.Copy !req
196. Cocksuckers. I'll kill you both.Copy !req
197. Shut up.Copy !req
198. You think the cold bothers me?Copy !req
199. I wash my balls with ice water!Copy !req
200. This is warm.Copy !req
201. You American pieces of shit!Copy !req
202. - What's he saying?
- Who gives a shit?Copy !req
203. Keep digging.Copy !req
204. Not that it matters now, but we didn't
come to your house to kill you.Copy !req
205. That mouth of yours, you gotta learn
to shut the fuck up.Copy !req
206. So how far is it to Atlantic City?Copy !req
207. Motherfucker!Copy !req
208. Fuck!Copy !req
209. What the fuck?Copy !req
210. - I got him, didn't I?
- Yeah. Fuck!Copy !req
211. Maybe he's stunned.Copy !req
212. - How bad is it?
- Couple of stitches.Copy !req
213. We'll finish him and cover him
with snow. You see where he went?Copy !req
214. He's gotta be close.
Half his head's probably hanging off.Copy !req
215. There's some blood over there.Copy !req
216. Where is this prick?
Sure I hit him in the head?Copy !req
217. Yeah, fucking positive.Copy !req
218. I don't see any more blood.
It's like the trail just ended.Copy !req
219. - You gonna be home for dinner?
- Yeah.Copy !req
220. All right, I'm going to the market.Copy !req
221. Maybe it's like cutting off a chicken's
head, how they keep running.Copy !req
222. Fucking believe this?Copy !req
223. - Hello?
- Where you been?Copy !req
224. - The Pine Barrens.
- Did you wrap the package?Copy !req
225. Not yet. We were about to.
We had a little problem.Copy !req
226. What problem?Copy !req
227. The package hit Chrissy
with an implement and ran off.Copy !req
228. I thought you said it was...Copy !req
229. We thought it was. It's complicated.
We're looking for it.Copy !req
230. - I can't hear you, you're breaking up.
- We're looking for it!Copy !req
231. - I used to get sciatica...
- Could survive?Copy !req
232. The package?Copy !req
233. - Could the package survive?
- Ton?Copy !req
234. Is there any way the
package could survive?Copy !req
235. No, T. No fucking way.Copy !req
236. - it's my life,
and I'll live it any way I please.Copy !req
237. - Cocksucker!
- What?Copy !req
238. I'm meeting with Slava! I could be
walking into a fucking buzz saw!Copy !req
239. T? T? Hello?Copy !req
240. Fuck!Copy !req
241. - What'd he say?
- He's worried about this Slava asshole.Copy !req
242. We're working with him, but you
wonder what Tony's got going.Copy !req
243. - None of our fucking business, is it?
- I'm a fucking captain.Copy !req
244. - Got a match? My lighter's in the car.
- Mine too.Copy !req
245. I'm not dressed for this shit.Copy !req
246. - He's gotta be dead by now, right?
- How could he not be?Copy !req
247. Fuck it, let's just go.
Squirrels will eat him anyway.Copy !req
248. - Where'd we park?
- Back there, half a mile or so.Copy !req
249. You sure?
I thought we looped around.Copy !req
250. Four years in the Army, kid. We just
follow our own footprints. Come on.Copy !req
251. Wait a minute. We walked in a circle.
How's that fucking possible?Copy !req
252. All right, let's reason this out.Copy !req
253. We drove south,
and the sun's setting there.Copy !req
254. - What use is that?
- We know our direction.Copy !req
255. - Yeah, but we're still fucking lost.
- We're not lost. Stop getting cunty.Copy !req
256. Slava.Copy !req
257. Tony.Copy !req
258. Come in. Come in.Copy !req
259. My daughter, Ilana.
Say hello to Mr. Soprano.Copy !req
260. - Hello.
- How you doing?Copy !req
261. Go to drugstore, buy some candy.Copy !req
262. Beautiful girl.Copy !req
263. Brilliant student. One day she goes
to Harvard in Massachusetts.Copy !req
264. Maybe.Copy !req
265. Family.Copy !req
266. Nothing is more important.Copy !req
267. That's why you gotta plan ahead.Copy !req
268. - There's 200 in here.
- Okay.Copy !req
269. Same drill. To Isle of Man.
Four days, clean as whistle.Copy !req
270. We drink.Copy !req
271. So where's your friend, you know?Copy !req
272. Valery?Copy !req
273. Who knows?Copy !req
274. - He gave Silvio the money? I told him.
- Don't know, I wasn't there.Copy !req
275. Salut.Copy !req
276. That's you and him, ain't it?Copy !req
277. He was like brother to me.Copy !req
278. Closer than brother.Copy !req
279. But now he's tragic figure.Copy !req
280. - What do you mean?
- The alcohol, the drugs.Copy !req
281. Disgrace to his family.Copy !req
282. He breaks my heart.Copy !req
283. Well, maybe you could send him to AA.Copy !req
284. In Chechnya, he saves my life.Copy !req
285. You're...Copy !req
286. very emotional.Copy !req
287. I would do anything for him.Copy !req
288. Take it easy, we'll find it.Copy !req
289. I'm dizzy.
My fucking head is killing me.Copy !req
290. - Hello?
- It's a bad connection. I'll talk fast.Copy !req
291. The guy is some ex-commando. He killed
16 Chechen rebels single-handed.Copy !req
292. T? T, that you?Copy !req
293. Goddamn it.Copy !req
294. - I didn't hear what you said.
- I'll talk fast.Copy !req
295. The guy you're looking for killed
16 Chechen rebels single-handed!Copy !req
296. - Get the fuck out of here.
- Yeah, nice, huh?Copy !req
297. He was with the Interior Ministry.
He's a Russian Green Beret.Copy !req
298. This guy cannot come back
to tell this story. You understand?Copy !req
299. - I hear you.
- I'm serious, Paulie.Copy !req
300. Ton? Ton, you there?Copy !req
301. Goddamn! Fuck!Copy !req
302. Call me back!Copy !req
303. You're not gonna believe this.
He killed 16 Czechoslovakians.Copy !req
304. The guy was an interior decorator.Copy !req
305. His house looked like shit.Copy !req
306. Didn't you hear it? Twig snapping.Copy !req
307. You said yourself I hit him in the
head. Fucking Rasputin, this guy.Copy !req
308. See?Copy !req
309. Come on, he's running.Copy !req
310. OH!Copy !req
311. Fuck!Copy !req
312. Fucking cunt!Copy !req
313. Paulie, come on, I think I got him!Copy !req
314. If we were trying,
we wouldn't have come close.Copy !req
315. I lost my shoe.Copy !req
316. - Hello?
- It's me. How you feeling?Copy !req
317. - Like shit. When you coming?
- I gotta get my mom's car inspected.Copy !req
318. - At night?
- The only time my friend can do it.Copy !req
319. - I'm so bummed. I really miss you.
- Can you do it tomorrow?Copy !req
320. I can't. My mom needs the car, and
I gotta move Dov's shit out of here.Copy !req
321. I'll call you later, okay?Copy !req
322. Yeah, okay. Bye.Copy !req
323. This is no fucking joke here.
I could lose a foot.Copy !req
324. - It's numb, huh?
- What the fuck you think?Copy !req
325. How could we be lost like this?
We're in New Jersey!Copy !req
326. South Jersey!Copy !req
327. - We should eat some berries.
- You nuts?Copy !req
328. Shit like that could be poisonous,
you don't know. Come on.Copy !req
329. - What?
- What the fuck is that?Copy !req
330. Looks like a truck.Copy !req
331. AH!Copy !req
332. There's fucking gravel
under this snow!Copy !req
333. Back wheels are gone.Copy !req
334. Thank you, God.Copy !req
335. My ears feel like they'll fall off.Copy !req
336. Fuck your ears!
Get me something for my foot.Copy !req
337. OOH.Copy !req
338. Jesus, that prick really brained me.Copy !req
339. Gotta sit with my foot under my thigh.Copy !req
340. Use my own body heat.
That's the trick.Copy !req
341. - What if he's not dead?
- He's fucking dead.Copy !req
342. I know, but 16 Czechoslovakians...Copy !req
343. He's trained for this shit.
It's like Die Hard shit.Copy !req
344. It's supposed to snow later this week.Copy !req
345. - Know the weather in Mexico?
- Chili today, hot tamale?Copy !req
346. You heard it before?Copy !req
347. It's an old joke.Copy !req
348. Egon Kosma said he made it up.Copy !req
349. - What's the matter, you're not hungry?
- Late lunch.Copy !req
350. Could be him out there, stalking us.Copy !req
351. With what, his cock?Copy !req
352. Think about it. If he's alive, he's
unarmed and bleeding like a sieve.Copy !req
353. He's in the woods, in his pajamas.
It's the fucking Yukon out there.Copy !req
354. - Probably thinks we left.
- If he's alive, which he ain't.Copy !req
355. - What's that?
- A Nathan's bag.Copy !req
356. Fuck, there's some ketchups and shit!Copy !req
357. - Clean?
- I don't know, they were in a bag.Copy !req
358. They're a little halfway frozen.Copy !req
359. - Fuck it. Give me some.
- Here.Copy !req
360. Not bad. Mix it with the relish.Copy !req
361. It's Nana and Grandpa.Copy !req
362. What are you doing here?Copy !req
363. - Three hours at the eye doctor.
- Glaucoma. I may need an operation.Copy !req
364. Oh, my God.Copy !req
365. Come on, sit down.Copy !req
366. - Do you want to eat?
- Who could eat, after news like that?Copy !req
367. Hold on, I'll make some coffee.Copy !req
368. Hello?Copy !req
369. It's me.Copy !req
370. Where are you?Copy !req
371. We're still here.Copy !req
372. And?Copy !req
373. - No good.
- That's really fucking great.Copy !req
374. That language, is that necessary?Copy !req
375. Listen, Ton, we're really lost.Copy !req
376. We've been walking around for hours.
I lost my shoe. We found an old truck.Copy !req
377. I don't know what
you're talking about!Copy !req
378. - How about some advice?
- What?Copy !req
379. How about some advice?Copy !req
380. Stay there till the morning
and find this guy!Copy !req
381. We're trying.Copy !req
382. - Goddamn fucking phone!
- Thanks, Ton. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
383. - Oh, I should be happy about this?
- No, it's just...Copy !req
384. Sometimes your nephew don't think
before he acts. That's all I'll say.Copy !req
385. - I thought the guy punched you.
- He did.Copy !req
386. It's just...Copy !req
387. We'll talk later.Copy !req
388. You're having coffee, right?Copy !req
389. My father has glaucoma.Copy !req
390. It's Jackie, leave a message.Copy !req
391. It's me again.Copy !req
392. You said you were gonna call.
Where the hell are you?Copy !req
393. Hi, Ambujam. I'm really sorry,
I need to borrow your car.Copy !req
394. If I wanted to be treated like shit,
I'd get married.Copy !req
395. Sorry.Copy !req
396. - Something came up.
- Dinner is fucking ruined.Copy !req
397. Well, we'll go out.Copy !req
398. Anywhere you want.Copy !req
399. Come on, don't be like that.Copy !req
400. Inconsiderate prick.Copy !req
401. I said I was sorry.Copy !req
402. Family shit.Copy !req
403. Couldn't be avoided.Copy !req
404. Let me make it up to you.Copy !req
405. You were supposed to be here
three hours ago.Copy !req
406. I know, but I'm here now, aren't I?Copy !req
407. HMM?Copy !req
408. This is fucking bullshit!Copy !req
409. It was Silvio's money,
he should have got it himself.Copy !req
410. Cocksucker got the sniffles,
and we're stuck out here?Copy !req
411. - You shouldn't have hit him.
- I shouldn't have been there!Copy !req
412. It's an insult Tony gives me
this shit.Copy !req
413. Yeah, blame Tony now.Copy !req
414. You had to hear him on the phone
before, talking to me like a child.Copy !req
415. You know the money I made for him?Copy !req
416. Or his old man before him?Copy !req
417. He's living like a fucking king.Copy !req
418. And now all I hear about
is cocksucker Ralphie.Copy !req
419. I'm going to sleep.
Let me get some of that carpet.Copy !req
420. I been working on a plan.Copy !req
421. A plan?Copy !req
422. We're in a truck. It had to get here.
There's gotta be a road out.Copy !req
423. - It stops at those trees.
- Give me your shoes. I'll get help.Copy !req
424. Fuck you! You're not leaving me.Copy !req
425. - Don't trust me?
- It's pitch dark.Copy !req
426. What's your plan?
Eat ketchup packs?Copy !req
427. - We should have gone to Roy Rogers!
- I should have fucked Dale Evans!Copy !req
428. - What are you doing?
- Calling Tony.Copy !req
429. - You're gonna piss him off.
- Fuck him. We'll die out here!Copy !req
430. Dumb fuckers.Copy !req
431. - Yeah?
- It's me.Copy !req
432. - What now?
- What now?Copy !req
433. Chrissy's bleeding,
and I'm freezing to death!Copy !req
434. Take it easy!Copy !req
435. I'm through taking it easy!
We're starving!Copy !req
436. - What do you want me to do?
- Come get us!Copy !req
437. - You don't even know where you are!
- Exit 12.Copy !req
438. - What?
- Exit fucking 12!Copy !req
439. - Pike's Hollow, or some shit.
- Pike's Hollow.Copy !req
440. There's a dirt road. We're parked
a mile in, near picnic tables.Copy !req
441. - When I find the car, then what?
- I don't know, yell.Copy !req
442. We're in a truck. That dirt road
might be the same one we're on.Copy !req
443. Put my nephew on the phone.Copy !req
444. Here.Copy !req
445. Yeah, T?Copy !req
446. - Are you all right?
- My head's killing me.Copy !req
447. - I can't hear.
- My head hurts! I got a concussion.Copy !req
448. All right, just stay calm.Copy !req
449. - Bring food, all right?
- Some fucking shoes too!Copy !req
450. All right, hang in there.Copy !req
451. I gotta go.Copy !req
452. - What, are you kidding me?
- It's an emergency.Copy !req
453. - What do you want?
- You think I'm a whore?Copy !req
454. Just calm down.Copy !req
455. You'll just come over and fuck me?Copy !req
456. I don't got time for this shit.Copy !req
457. Now you're gonna leave?
You lowlife shit! Here!Copy !req
458. Take your fucking dinner!Copy !req
459. I fucking hate you!Copy !req
460. I know he's cheating on me.Copy !req
461. I could hear it in his voice.Copy !req
462. Car inspection? It's bullshit.Copy !req
463. What if he's not, though?Copy !req
464. Doing this would make me as bad
as he is. Maybe we should go.Copy !req
465. Hey. Sorry I had to wake you.Copy !req
466. Fucking chemo. I'm awake
throwing up half the night anyway.Copy !req
467. - Did you call Bobby?
- He's on his way.Copy !req
468. - What have you been eating, steak?
- No.Copy !req
469. I don't know.Copy !req
470. I need to borrow a shirt.Copy !req
471. - You want some tea?
- No.Copy !req
472. Fuck this!Copy !req
473. Where you going?Copy !req
474. It's not bad enough you wake me,
I gotta get my balls broken too?Copy !req
475. Go with my nephew. Do what he says.Copy !req
476. I gotta change my shirt.Copy !req
477. I got my limits too, Junior.Copy !req
478. Be strong.Copy !req
479. Yeah, of course I did.Copy !req
480. - I can't believe this.
- Why are you here?Copy !req
481. - I loved you.
- Who the hell are you?Copy !req
482. - Fuck you, bitch.
- What?Copy !req
483. - Don't ever call me again!
- Meadow, wait.Copy !req
484. Yeah, you better leave, bitch!Copy !req
485. What the fuck?
That's Tony Soprano's daughter!Copy !req
486. Oh, what do I care, asshole?Copy !req
487. Fucking bitch.Copy !req
488. Damn it!Copy !req
489. You really know about this shit?
You know, the woods and hunting?Copy !req
490. My dad and me used to go every year.Copy !req
491. Sorry I laughed at you before.Copy !req
492. It's all right.Copy !req
493. Hey, one time we went hunting...Copy !req
494. we saw a sign that said,
"Bear left." So we went home.Copy !req
495. I appreciate you
taking care of my uncle.Copy !req
496. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
497. - He really loves you.
- Come on, that old prick?Copy !req
498. I'm serious.
He talks about you all the time.Copy !req
499. I know you had your problems,
but, I don't know...Copy !req
500. I wish he was my uncle sometimes.Copy !req
501. What time is it?Copy !req
502. 4:30.Copy !req
503. Where the fuck is he?Copy !req
504. - What are those, Tic Tacs?
- I just found them.Copy !req
505. - I didn't know I had them on me.
- Give me some!Copy !req
506. - There ain't no more. I ate them.
- I'm dying here!Copy !req
507. Then fucking die already.Copy !req
508. - Where you going?
- I'm eating those berries.Copy !req
509. - I'm telling you, they're poison.
- At least I won't die hungry.Copy !req
510. You sure this is it?Copy !req
511. Pike's Hollow.
A mile in, by the picnic table.Copy !req
512. Where's their car?
Maybe they left.Copy !req
513. No, they wouldn't leave
without calling.Copy !req
514. Let me try him again.Copy !req
515. Tony?Copy !req
516. Paulie... Bacala... We'll be...Copy !req
517. Ton, I can't hear you.Copy !req
518. Motherfucking cocksucker!Copy !req
519. That Tony? What'd he say?Copy !req
520. I don't know.Copy !req
521. Do that by your window,
I don't wanna smell your piss!Copy !req
522. Fuck you.Copy !req
523. - What?
- You heard me.Copy !req
524. Don't make me pull rank.Copy !req
525. Fuck you. Captain or not, now we're
just two assholes lost in the woods.Copy !req
526. Do yourself a favor
and go back to sleep!Copy !req
527. - Why, so you can choke me?
- What?Copy !req
528. Think I'm stupid?Copy !req
529. I heard you on the phone trying
to blame this on me.Copy !req
530. What?Copy !req
531. You fucked up,
now you're worried about Tony.Copy !req
532. When I sleep, you'll choke me
so he has your version.Copy !req
533. Choke you right now, you fuck!Copy !req
534. I'll leave you,
you one-shoe cocksucker!Copy !req
535. Put it down.Copy !req
536. You know how fast I run,
I'll leave you in the dust!Copy !req
537. The shit we been through,
you think I'd kill you?Copy !req
538. Yeah, I do.Copy !req
539. Promise you won't leave me here.Copy !req
540. I'm not gonna leave you.Copy !req
541. Paulie! Christopher!Copy !req
542. What do you think?
What should we do?Copy !req
543. There's nothing we can do. We'll wait
till it's light, then we'll head in.Copy !req
544. 101. Let's get some fluids in you,
we'll send you home later.Copy !req
545. Oh, my God. Are you okay?Copy !req
546. She was out all night.
I couldn't stop her.Copy !req
547. It's over.Copy !req
548. He was cheating on me.Copy !req
549. Holy shit.Copy !req
550. We drove out to Jersey
and I caught them together.Copy !req
551. She was a real whore too.Copy !req
552. Oh, my God, that's horrible.Copy !req
553. It's my fault.
I shouldn't have pressured him.Copy !req
554. You are better off without him.Copy !req
555. He was cute.
But he was really boring.Copy !req
556. You don't know what it's like
to grow up where we did.Copy !req
557. - Whatever, Med. He was such a drip.
- No, he wasn't! He was great!Copy !req
558. Bruno Magli over here.Copy !req
559. Which way? What do you think?Copy !req
560. Don't matter to me.
I ain't stopping till we hit cement.Copy !req
561. A lot of strange people
used to live in these woods.Copy !req
562. Jackson Whites,
these weird-looking albinos.Copy !req
563. Paulie! Christopher!Copy !req
564. First place I hit is Denny's.Copy !req
565. I know. Get like five
of those Grand Slam breakfasts.Copy !req
566. Shit!Copy !req
567. What's the matter?Copy !req
568. Fucking thing's loose already.Copy !req
569. Motherfucker!Copy !req
570. What are you doing?
What if we need the bullets?Copy !req
571. That's no deer hunter.Copy !req
572. Paulie! Christopher!Copy !req
573. - Tony! Over here!
- Over here!Copy !req
574. Paulie! Christopher! Where are you?Copy !req
575. Over here, Tony!Copy !req
576. Thank fucking God!Copy !req
577. You guys all right?Copy !req
578. - What the fuck you shooting at?
- Nothing. Never mind.Copy !req
579. - Jesus Christ, look at you two!
- All night in this fucking hellhole.Copy !req
580. All right, come on.Copy !req
581. Come on, easy.Copy !req
582. - This the spot?
- Yeah, but my fucking car's gone.Copy !req
583. - You sure this is where you left it?
- Positive.Copy !req
584. Is the heat on?Copy !req
585. Jesus Christ, I can't feel my toes.Copy !req
586. - You got any blankets?
- No, sorry.Copy !req
587. Turn up the heat, huh?Copy !req
588. I can't believe it.
I fucking loved that car.Copy !req
589. - Probably kids.
- What if it was the guy?Copy !req
590. You got the money?Copy !req
591. It was in the car.Copy !req
592. - That's all I asked you to do.
- Sorry. It couldn't be helped.Copy !req
593. Guy fucking lunged at us.Copy !req
594. Listen, Ton, I know I fucked up. But...Copy !req
595. It's okay, really. Just forget it.Copy !req
596. What do you think?
Wanna look for this guy?Copy !req
597. You tell me. Is it worth it?Copy !req
598. I hit him in the head, Ton.
I saw it with my own eyes.Copy !req
599. - Could this fuck make it out alive?
- Hard to say.Copy !req
600. Flesh wound, maybe.
Head shot, I don't know.Copy !req
601. On the other hand,
anything's possible.Copy !req
602. You're a captain,
what do you wanna do?Copy !req
603. Fuck it. Let's go home.Copy !req
604. All right.Copy !req
605. But let's be clear on this right now.Copy !req
606. This guy crawls out from a rock,
he's your problem.Copy !req
607. You deal with Slava, you take
the heat, you pay the price.Copy !req
608. Capisce?Copy !req
609. Fine.Copy !req
610. You got mayonnaise on your chin.Copy !req
611. - What?
- Mayonnaise! Mayonnaise!Copy !req
612. Something's fucked up here.Copy !req
613. One minute she's fine,
the next she's a fucking lunatic!Copy !req
614. I asked you whether or not
she seemed like a happy person.Copy !req
615. By that I'm supposed to know
she'd throw a roast beef at my head?Copy !req
616. Read into things however you choose.Copy !req
617. Why does everything gotta be so hard?Copy !req
618. I'm not saying I'm perfect,
but I do the right thing by my family.Copy !req
619. Doesn't that count for anything?Copy !req
620. We should discuss what attracted
you to Gloria in the first place.Copy !req
621. Oh, we been through that already.Copy !req
622. And Irina before her.Copy !req
623. Depressive personality, unstable,
impossible to please.Copy !req
624. Does that remind you
of any other woman?Copy !req