1. Oh, my God.Copy !req
2. What'd you freak out for?Copy !req
3. Holy shit.Copy !req
4. Hey Fac', how you doing?Copy !req
5. How's it goin'?Copy !req
6. How you doin'?Copy !req
7. Adriana, this is my cousin
Gregory, the ambulance chaser.Copy !req
8. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
9. This is my fiancee, Amy Safir.Copy !req
10. Pleasure, Christopher,
to finally meet you in person.Copy !req
11. Greg's always giving me updates
on his New York cousin.Copy !req
12. We're from Jersey.Copy !req
13. My apologies,
that's the red- eye talking.Copy !req
14. Your earrings are so excellent.Copy !req
15. Thank you.Copy !req
16. How was your flight?Copy !req
17. Fine, good.Copy !req
18. Drink, drink, drink!Copy !req
19. Morgan Stanley's night out.Copy !req
20. Christopher said you're
here shooting a movie.Copy !req
21. That must be so interesting.Copy !req
22. This is the first project
I brought in to jon.Copy !req
23. Who's jon?Copy !req
24. Jon Favreau, she's head
of his development.Copy !req
25. I told you that.Copy !req
26. You told me Tarrantino.Copy !req
27. I worked for Quentin,
he's still a friend.Copy !req
28. Anyway, Favreau
snapped her right up.Copy !req
29. That movie he did, "swingers".Copy !req
30. Vince Vaughn is so cute.Copy !req
31. So Christopher,
how goes the screenplay?Copy !req
32. It's one of the best
I've ever read.Copy !req
33. Hey, easy, okay?Copy !req
34. What's he like in person?Copy !req
35. Incredibly funny, smart,Copy !req
36. jon's totally accessible.Copy !req
37. You guys should come
visit the set.Copy !req
38. No, I meant Vince Vaughn.Copy !req
39. Great, great, a friend.Copy !req
40. So, when do we get
to read this opus?Copy !req
41. Mob theme stories
are always hot.Copy !req
42. You should've learned
to keep your mouth shut.Copy !req
43. What do you do, Adriana?Copy !req
44. Right now I'm in
the food service industry.Copy !req
45. Christopher!Copy !req
46. You, get up.Copy !req
47. Who, me?Copy !req
48. Hey, bridge and tunnel boy,
chill out.Copy !req
49. Hey, guys, let's go
to Tribeca grill.Copy !req
50. It's cooler, it's better.Copy !req
51. Why are we leaving?Copy !req
52. Just do it.Copy !req
53. She seemed so down to earth
for a Hollywood person.Copy !req
54. What's with those clothes?Copy !req
55. She in the fucking
"Addams family"?Copy !req
56. That's Prada!Copy !req
57. If I was Greg,
I wouldn't allow it.Copy !req
58. Look at you,
you look like a fucking woman,Copy !req
59. not a bellhop.Copy !req
60. Jon Favreau, he's great!Copy !req
61. He's also a writer, you
should show him your script.Copy !req
62. "Swingers"?Copy !req
63. He can suck my dick,
that swings, too.Copy !req
64. That acting class really
rubbed you the wrong way.Copy !req
65. I love movies, but I just
want to be a player.Copy !req
66. I don't want to fuck around
with all this other shit.Copy !req
67. So?Copy !req
68. Be a player.Copy !req
69. We'll go to the set,
she invited us!Copy !req
70. Slip him your script.Copy !req
71. That's what they call it,
slipping the script.Copy !req
72. Who knows...
You know?Copy !req
73. Would it be so friggin'
horrible to attend a premier?Copy !req
74. I don't even have the thing.Copy !req
75. I threw it away.Copy !req
76. What?Copy !req
77. You have a copy?Copy !req
78. Adriana, I told you,
I'm not interested.Copy !req
79. I believe in you.Copy !req
80. It wasn't my fault!Copy !req
81. You stole my car.Copy !req
82. Where's the trust
in this house?Copy !req
83. When I get confirmed
I'm gonna be a man.Copy !req
84. So how come I can't drive?Copy !req
85. You really want
to get into this?Copy !req
86. Who was that man that we had
to pick up at camp last yearCopy !req
87. for bed wetting?Copy !req
88. That was the year before last.Copy !req
89. You could have
killed those girls.Copy !req
90. That would've been interesting.Copy !req
91. What?Copy !req
92. What did you just say?Copy !req
93. Death just shows the ultimate
absurdity of life.Copy !req
94. What is this?Copy !req
95. Are you trying to get me
to lose my temper?Copy !req
96. 'Cause I'm about to put you
through that goddamn window.Copy !req
97. See?
That's what I mean.Copy !req
98. Life is absurd.Copy !req
99. Don't say that!Copy !req
100. God forgive you!Copy !req
101. There is no God.Copy !req
102. Hey!
Hey!Copy !req
103. Where is this coming from?Copy !req
104. They teach you this crap
at school?Copy !req
105. Is this this new
English teacher, Mr. Clark?Copy !req
106. Where is he from?Copy !req
107. Answer me!Copy !req
108. Oberlin.Copy !req
109. Want him to read something
other than "hustler"?Copy !req
110. Hello, he got assigned
"the stranger".Copy !req
111. You want him to be
an educated person?Copy !req
112. What do you think education is?
You just make more money?Copy !req
113. This is education.Copy !req
114. Do you ever think, like,
why were we born?Copy !req
115. Madame de stael said,Copy !req
116. "in life one must choose
before boredom and suffering."Copy !req
117. Go to your room.Copy !req
118. No, I'm serious.Copy !req
119. Why were we born?Copy !req
120. We were born because of
Adam and Eve, that's why.Copy !req
121. Now go upstairs
and do your math.Copy !req
122. Algebra?
That's the most boring.Copy !req
123. Your other choice is suffering.Copy !req
124. You want to start now?Copy !req
125. Move your ass!Copy !req
126. Jesus Christ, let me think.Copy !req
127. You wake me up,
my head's all cobwebs.Copy !req
128. Wyczchuk, wyczchuk...Copy !req
129. Waldemar wyczchuk.Copy !req
130. You had lobster fra diavolo
with him in Atlantic cityCopy !req
131. on the 14th of this month.Copy !req
132. He got blown up?Copy !req
133. Fuck.Copy !req
134. We're not necessarily trying
to pin this on sopranoCopy !req
135. or anybody in your crew, sal.Copy !req
136. We're drawing no conclusions.Copy !req
137. But what do you got for me?Copy !req
138. If I had
some coffee...Copy !req
139. cut the the quips!Copy !req
140. Tell me about the merger talks.Copy !req
141. What do you want me to say?Copy !req
142. Philadelphia's been putting
pressure on the shy business?Copy !req
143. That's been going on since
Moses wore short pants.Copy !req
144. Tony's still resisting
the Philly overtures?Copy !req
145. Sometimes, puss',
you don't act like a guyCopy !req
146. that's facing 30 to life
for selling h.Copy !req
147. Don't get heavy with me.Copy !req
148. You come to my house because
somebody's leaning on your ass?Copy !req
149. 8:00 in the morning
you come to my house?Copy !req
150. You know what this looks like?Copy !req
151. I'm doing all I can
to help you guys.Copy !req
152. One time Tony bought
a pool table from wyczchuk.Copy !req
153. So he's sitting there
and he asks me,Copy !req
154. "if there's no God,
why was I born?"Copy !req
155. He tells me
he's got no purpose.Copy !req
156. How'd you answer him?Copy !req
157. I told him it cost about 150
grand to bring him up so far,Copy !req
158. so if he's got no purpose
I want a fucking refund.Copy !req
159. Are you angry with Anthony Jr.
about the car?Copy !req
160. You can't put shit
back on the donkey.Copy !req
161. Boys will be boys.Copy !req
162. It's this other crap,
that's not normal.Copy !req
163. Adolescent angst
is very normal.Copy !req
164. You never went through it?Copy !req
165. You think my mother and father
are gonna stand for that shit?Copy !req
166. How is your mother?Copy !req
167. She's dead to me.Copy !req
168. And how's Anthony Jr.
been taking it?Copy !req
169. What?
About the family?Copy !req
170. About your nonrelationship
with his grandmother.Copy !req
171. How's he supposed to
understand that?Copy !req
172. And in general,Copy !req
173. the whole strain of the current
atmosphere in your household?Copy !req
174. But that don't give him
the right to mouth off.Copy !req
175. Sounds to me like Anthony Jr.Copy !req
176. May have stumbled
onto existentialism.Copy !req
177. Fucking Internet.Copy !req
178. No, it's a European philosophy.Copy !req
179. After world war ii,Copy !req
180. people were disillusionedCopy !req
181. by the sheer weight
of the horrors.Copy !req
182. That's when
the whole idea took rootCopy !req
183. that there were
no absolute truths.Copy !req
184. You believe that?Copy !req
185. In your family,Copy !req
186. even motherhood
is up for debate.Copy !req
187. No, it's not,Copy !req
188. I teach him to love and respect
and appreciate his mother.Copy !req
189. What about your mother?Copy !req
190. Anthony, I think it's important
we talk about your motherCopy !req
191. and what she tried
to do to you.Copy !req
192. Don't need to.Copy !req
193. She showed her true colors,
that's all.Copy !req
194. Has Anthony Jr. heard you say
"she's dead to me"?Copy !req
195. I don't know.Copy !req
196. Don't you think
that kind of talkCopy !req
197. could lead a kid
to embrace these ideas?Copy !req
198. Oh, so, now this is my fault.Copy !req
199. When some people first realize
that they're solely responsibleCopy !req
200. for their decisions,
actions, and beliefs,Copy !req
201. and that death lies
at the end of every road,Copy !req
202. they can be overcome
with intense dread.Copy !req
203. "Intense dread."Copy !req
204. A dull, aching angerCopy !req
205. that leads them to concludeCopy !req
206. that the only
absolute truth is death.Copy !req
207. I think the kid's
onto something.Copy !req
208. It's puttin' me off, way off.Copy !req
209. Okay, ready?
Ready to go?Copy !req
210. Okay, picture's up, lock it up!Copy !req
211. Ready to roll, wait.Copy !req
212. Standby to roll, quiet please!Copy !req
213. Roll sound!Copy !req
214. Camera!Copy !req
215. Smoke out, camera's rolling!Copy !req
216. And, action!Copy !req
217. My leg, I think it's broken.Copy !req
218. Okay, cut!Copy !req
219. Alright, check the gate.Copy !req
220. Michele, can I talk to you?Copy !req
221. C'mon.Copy !req
222. Holy shit, that's...Copy !req
223. She was in "kings of comedy".Copy !req
224. And the other one, too,
I seen her.Copy !req
225. That movie my girlfriend likes
with Uma, what's her name?Copy !req
226. Jon, this is Christopher.Copy !req
227. Hey, how's it going?Copy !req
228. It's a real treat to meet you.Copy !req
229. "Swingers" kicked ass.Copy !req
230. Thanks, thank you.Copy !req
231. Thanks for coming out here,
I appreciate it, seriously.Copy !req
232. What were you doing before you
started writing for "Los Angeles"?Copy !req
233. Jon, this is Christopher.Copy !req
234. Oh, oh, I'm sorry,
I thought you...Copy !req
235. there's a guy from "Los Angeles"
magazine coming down hereCopy !req
236. to do a story on my favorite
place for breakfast.Copy !req
237. But you're the guy
from Jersey, right?Copy !req
238. Yeah.Copy !req
239. Cool.Copy !req
240. Very, very cool.Copy !req
241. Michele foreman, our director,Copy !req
242. she's from Jersey,
you see her first picture?Copy !req
243. She's a director?Copy !req
244. Beautiful film,Copy !req
245. it won the audience award
at Sundance.Copy !req
246. Madonn'.Copy !req
247. It was also hilariously funny,Copy !req
248. this lesbian- romantic
screwball comedy she did.Copy !req
249. This one's much more
mainstream, it's about spies.Copy !req
250. So, anyway, we're getting ready
to shoot the last scene.Copy !req
251. This is the one whereCopy !req
252. the two lesbians,
the lovers, they die.Copy !req
253. Janeane, her
character's Zephyr...Copy !req
254. that's her fucking name.Copy !req
255. Garofalo!
Janeane garofalo.Copy !req
256. Yeah, so she's been
chasing Gina, Sandra,Copy !req
257. all around the country.Copy !req
258. Gina?Copy !req
259. Gina Shecter from Brooklyn,
that's the character.Copy !req
260. So they end up here in sohoCopy !req
261. where they just had a standoff,
they shot each other.Copy !req
262. Picture's up, let's lock it up!Copy !req
263. Quiet please!Copy !req
264. Excuse me.Copy !req
265. And smoke!Copy !req
266. Standby, to roll, quiet please!Copy !req
267. And roll sound!Copy !req
268. The silencers underscore their
voiceless place in society.Copy !req
269. We're rolling!Copy !req
270. We're rolling!Copy !req
271. Camera's rolling!Copy !req
272. Spin the wheel!Copy !req
273. And action!Copy !req
274. I never had an eggcream.Copy !req
275. They're not coming
for either one of us.Copy !req
276. You live your
whole life in a placeCopy !req
277. and never taste the thing
it's famous for.Copy !req
278. Couldn't hear the fucking shots
with this thing.Copy !req
279. There's a place on St. mark's...Copy !req
280. it's over, you bitch.Copy !req
281. Don't do it.Copy !req
282. Michele!Copy !req
283. Cut, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.Copy !req
284. Can we cut for a second?Copy !req
285. Are we really
gonna say "bitch"?Copy !req
286. You don't like "bitch"?Copy !req
287. We discussed this,
we're losing light.Copy !req
288. It's not that I don't like it.Copy !req
289. It's just, it's the last thing
my lover says to me?Copy !req
290. I don't find it
particularly interesting.Copy !req
291. You're thinking you should
shoot her again?Copy !req
292. No, wait a minute...Copy !req
293. I don't think sheeting's
right in this case.Copy !req
294. Your character's strength
is her passivity.Copy !req
295. Whose passivity?Copy !req
296. Zephyr.Copy !req
297. In this case.Copy !req
298. In this case.Copy !req
299. I think he's right, janeane.Copy !req
300. Obviously, throughout
the rest of the piece,Copy !req
301. you got testes to burn.Copy !req
302. Is there anything
other than "bitch"?Copy !req
303. Buchiach.Copy !req
304. What?Copy !req
305. Let that one call
that one "buchiach".Copy !req
306. That sounds more interesting.Copy !req
307. Bu...
what?Copy !req
308. Buchiach.Copy !req
309. If she's from Brooklyn...Copy !req
310. That sounds okay.Copy !req
311. Okay, let's roll.Copy !req
312. What does it mean?Copy !req
313. Cunt.Copy !req
314. Cunt, I like that.Copy !req
315. Okay, picture's up
, let's lock it up!Copy !req
316. Standby to roll!Copy !req
317. Roll sound!Copy !req
318. Camera's rolling!Copy !req
319. We are rolling!Copy !req
320. Smoke!Copy !req
321. We're rolling!Copy !req
322. Smoke out!Copy !req
323. And action!Copy !req
324. What's going on with you?Copy !req
325. Nothing.Copy !req
326. "Nothing."Copy !req
327. You know, that "no God" shit,Copy !req
328. that upset your mother
very much.Copy !req
329. It's not "no God",
it's just God is dead.Copy !req
330. Who said that?Copy !req
331. Nitch, he's a 19th century
philosopher from Germany.Copy !req
332. Anyway, that's why
I'm not getting confirmed.Copy !req
333. Enough with that shit.Copy !req
334. Your confirmation's
this weekendCopy !req
335. and you are getting confirmed.Copy !req
336. That sucks my nut.Copy !req
337. Hey!Copy !req
338. You got a lot of balls,
you know that?Copy !req
339. You go to catholic school
and your mother wants it.Copy !req
340. What does she know?Copy !req
341. She knows that
even if God is dead,Copy !req
342. you're still gonna
kiss his ass.Copy !req
343. Hey!Copy !req
344. Hey, Joe.Copy !req
345. Hey, Chris, how's it going?Copy !req
346. Coke and a slice.Copy !req
347. It's the best pie
in north Jersey.Copy !req
348. What do you guys want?
Anything, it's taken care of.Copy !req
349. Same thing, coke and a slice.Copy !req
350. Coke and a slice.Copy !req
351. You got it.Copy !req
352. That laundromat
across the street,Copy !req
353. that's where Joe's
restaurant used to be.Copy !req
354. Willie Moretti,
that's where he bought it.Copy !req
355. Moretti was Sinatra's
guardian angel, right?Copy !req
356. Stuck his gun
in Tommy dorsey's mouthCopy !req
357. and bought Sinatra's contract
from him for a dollar.Copy !req
358. Fuck, that's so cool.Copy !req
359. That's like the inspiration
for Johnny fontaineCopy !req
360. and the studio boss in gf one, right?Copy !req
361. Right.Copy !req
362. That's the one beef
I had with "swingers".Copy !req
363. You guys patterned yourselves
after Frank and Dean,Copy !req
364. but there was like
a pussy- assness to it.Copy !req
365. I mean, it was kind of
the point of the piece...Copy !req
366. so, you brought us your script.Copy !req
367. Yeah, but...Copy !req
368. c'mon, let's see it.Copy !req
369. No, you're jon Favreau.Copy !req
370. Rocky marciano, "deep
impact", "swingers".Copy !req
371. Here's the thing.Copy !req
372. Your script is set in the worldCopy !req
373. that I'm interested in
doing my next project on.Copy !req
374. A picture on the life
of crazy Joe Gallo.Copy !req
375. Joe Gallo?Copy !req
376. They already did "the gang that
couldn't shoot straight".Copy !req
377. Yeah, but I see Gallo
as this tragic figure.Copy !req
378. He was a flawed
and blinkered guy,Copy !req
379. but he wanted
to learn, to grow,Copy !req
380. to read, to paint.Copy !req
381. He had this yearning,
this hunger for...Copy !req
382. fuck your mother,
what's the word?Copy !req
383. You as Joey Gallo,
I don't see that.Copy !req
384. I'm part Italian.Copy !req
385. Vince, maybe, Vaughn.Copy !req
386. This project happens to be
a personal passion of mine.Copy !req
387. I could play Joey GalloCopy !req
388. but I don't want to be an actor
unless I can play myself.Copy !req
389. Which is totally
understandable.Copy !req
390. Listen, ever since Amy
told me about you,Copy !req
391. I thought maybe
we could work together.Copy !req
392. You could tell me
the way shit goes down,Copy !req
393. what makes sense,
what people really say,Copy !req
394. you know what I mean?Copy !req
395. Joey Gallo, I was like three
years old when he got whacked.Copy !req
396. Yeah, but speech patterns.Copy !req
397. You saw "swingers".Copy !req
398. Whatever you think
of that motherfucker, man,Copy !req
399. it's, like, you can tell
it's extremely important to meCopy !req
400. how people really talk.Copy !req
401. Like that "buchiach" thing.Copy !req
402. How could I forget
that fucking thing?Copy !req
403. I mean, I grew up
right in queens.Copy !req
404. I guess it is a long time ago.Copy !req
405. You wouldn't be betraying
any oath thing.Copy !req
406. Holy fucking shit,
that thing is still alive?Copy !req
407. If I told you 15 years ago
that she was a piece of ass,Copy !req
408. would you believe me?Copy !req
409. What?Copy !req
410. What happened?Copy !req
411. Forget it.Copy !req
412. C'mon, man, we're just talking.Copy !req
413. Wise- guy friend of mine would
kill me if he knew I told you.Copy !req
414. This made guy, right?Copy !req
415. Had the most discriminating eye
when it comes to t&a.Copy !req
416. He's at a club one night,
this broad's all over him.Copy !req
417. And she's got
a really nice body,Copy !req
418. she's horny as hell.Copy !req
419. They step outside, they walk
over to this picnic ground.Copy !req
420. She starts blowing him
next to this swing set.Copy !req
421. He's about to shoot his load,Copy !req
422. he reaches down
to start fingering,Copy !req
423. undoes the skirt, reaches in,Copy !req
424. grabs hold of a goddamn prick.Copy !req
425. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
426. "Crying game."Copy !req
427. This is a true story.Copy !req
428. So my friend can't
let this story get out.Copy !req
429. He wants to humiliate the freak
as much as he was humiliated.Copy !req
430. So he gets this fucking acid,
you know, burns everything.Copy !req
431. He pours it on her arms,
on her face, everywhere,Copy !req
432. her prick.Copy !req
433. That's one bad motherfucker.Copy !req
434. That's how good looking
this broad used to look,Copy !req
435. had this wise- guy friend
of mine totally fooled.Copy !req
436. She had to get a glass eye.Copy !req
437. Hey, look who's here.Copy !req
438. You can't say hello
to your Uncle?Copy !req
439. Hey, Uncle pussy.Copy !req
440. Look what my little friend
did to carmela's car.Copy !req
441. What were you thinking?Copy !req
442. You got to learn to respect
the value of things.Copy !req
443. This is your own property.Copy !req
444. Here, go get a soda.Copy !req
445. The longest fucking car ride of my life.Copy !req
446. What's the matter?Copy !req
447. It's the kid,
he used to be happy- go- lucky.Copy !req
448. Now he's moody,
he questions the universe.Copy !req
449. Like father, like son.Copy !req
450. Fuck you, I'm serious.Copy !req
451. You're his
confirmation sponsor.Copy !req
452. Do something with him.Copy !req
453. Alright, alright.Copy !req
454. But 13, 14,
they start getting broody.Copy !req
455. It's getting so I don't
want to be with him.Copy !req
456. If you gotta use a belt,
go ahead.Copy !req
457. He's bombing out in school.Copy !req
458. He got a "c",
three "ds" and an "f".Copy !req
459. Look at this kid.Copy !req
460. How you making out in school?Copy !req
461. I got a "c",
three "ds" and an "f".Copy !req
462. Hey.Copy !req
463. Where you been?Copy !req
464. I was hanging out with jon.Copy !req
465. Izzacupo?Copy !req
466. Favreau.Copy !req
467. You were?Copy !req
468. You went to the set?Copy !req
469. Yeah.Copy !req
470. Why didn't you call?Copy !req
471. We were only there
for like half an hour,Copy !req
472. then him and Amy
wanted me to give themCopy !req
473. kind of like
a tour around Jersey.Copy !req
474. They did?Copy !req
475. What?Copy !req
476. Vince Vaughn didn't
come down there.Copy !req
477. Elbow up, Matt,
keep it straight.Copy !req
478. Coach is having me pull more.Copy !req
479. Fuck him.Copy !req
480. My son don't hit
sacrifice flies.Copy !req
481. You're up next.Copy !req
482. Nah, I just want to want watch.Copy !req
483. You got to snap
out of this, Anthony.Copy !req
484. C'mon, A. J.,
it's fun.Copy !req
485. I know, I just
don't feel like it.Copy !req
486. Sometimes you got to do things
you don't want to.Copy !req
487. Why?Copy !req
488. 'Cause your parents say so.Copy !req
489. It's part of your tradition.Copy !req
490. Baseball's not
part of my tradition.Copy !req
491. It ain't?Copy !req
492. Your dad, in high school,Copy !req
493. was almost all- county
left field.Copy !req
494. I'm not talking about that, I'm
talking about your confirmation here.Copy !req
495. I don't want to get confirmed.Copy !req
496. Why not?Copy !req
497. Don't matter why not.Copy !req
498. If you're looking
for a purpose in life,Copy !req
499. doing what's right
is your purpose.Copy !req
500. That's not what Nitch says.Copy !req
501. Who?Copy !req
502. Nietzsche.Copy !req
503. Let me tell you something.Copy !req
504. Nietzsche wound up
talking to his horse.Copy !req
505. And I know what
you're gonna tell me.Copy !req
506. Sartre, right?Copy !req
507. Sartre was a fucking fraud.Copy !req
508. He copped it all
from husserl and heidegger.Copy !req
509. Go on.Copy !req
510. You should start
at the beginning.Copy !req
511. Take a look at kierkegaard.Copy !req
512. Whatever.Copy !req
513. Kierkegaard said,"every duty
is essentially duty to God."Copy !req
514. "Nigga be a leader,
not a follower."Copy !req
515. What?Copy !req
516. Master p said that.Copy !req
517. You still listen to rap?Copy !req
518. Why?Copy !req
519. It's just all about
marketing now.Copy !req
520. Hi, welcome to soho grand.Copy !req
521. I'm here to see jon Favreau.Copy !req
522. One moment, please.Copy !req
523. Whom may I say is calling?Copy !req
524. Jerry from Newark,
he's expecting me.Copy !req
525. I'm sorry, sir, Mr. Favreau
requested not to be disturbed.Copy !req
526. Tell him his 2:00 pm
is waiting.Copy !req
527. He has his telephone programmed
so as to not be disturbed.Copy !req
528. It's 2:00 in
the fucking afternoon.Copy !req
529. Would you care
to leave a message?Copy !req
530. Would you you see if
Amy Safir is in?Copy !req
531. Hey.Copy !req
532. What you doing here?Copy !req
533. I was supposed to be meeting
jon to discuss my scriptCopy !req
534. but now he's got
the "do not disturb" on.Copy !req
535. Yeah, shooting ran late,
we didn't wrap till 5:30.Copy !req
536. C'mon in.Copy !req
537. I brought him Jersey's
best sangweech,Copy !req
538. fucking best in the world.Copy !req
539. That was very nice.Copy !req
540. You want it?Copy !req
541. Oh, no thanks,
I brushed my teeth.Copy !req
542. Here, have a seat.Copy !req
543. You want some coffee?Copy !req
544. No, I can't stay,
I got business to take care of.Copy !req
545. If they ever knew
I was into this.Copy !req
546. What I'm saying is...Copy !req
547. This kind of thing is
unacceptable where I come from.Copy !req
548. Do you know if he read
my script yet?Copy !req
549. I have your script.Copy !req
550. What?Copy !req
551. Jon asked me to give it
an official read.Copy !req
552. Don't take it personally,
it's his process.Copy !req
553. Billy Bob wrote something
he wanted to do with jonCopy !req
554. and jon had me read it first.Copy !req
555. Hello.Copy !req
556. Hey, honey, your cousin's here.Copy !req
557. Yeah, that's right,
the screenwriter.Copy !req
558. Okay, I will.Copy !req
559. Gregory says,
"go fuck yourself".Copy !req
560. Union square cafe?
Okay.Copy !req
561. Alright, I'll
see you there, bye.Copy !req
562. What did you think about it?Copy !req
563. About what?Copy !req
564. My script.Copy !req
565. I love movies,
I started with the dialogue,Copy !req
566. but then you gotta
find the conflictCopy !req
567. and tell the story
in picture arcs.Copy !req
568. I think it's...
it's got some real heart.Copy !req
569. Some good raw emotion in it.Copy !req
570. You should probably
try and finish it.Copy !req
571. Yeah, I hit a fucking wall.Copy !req
572. Third act shit.Copy !req
573. Vicki king, in "21 days
to how to write a movie in",Copy !req
574. she says that's not uncommon.Copy !req
575. These aren't third act problems,
they're in the second act.Copy !req
576. Get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
577. See, you ended right here
in the middle of page 83.Copy !req
578. Yeah, this sentence
could've gone either way.Copy !req
579. See...
When Frankie says,Copy !req
580. "I don't know whether
to shit or go blind",Copy !req
581. he's at a crossroads,
he doesn't know.Copy !req
582. That's an expression, right?Copy !req
583. Like a joke,
"shit or go blind".Copy !req
584. Well, no, 'cause later onCopy !req
585. his father gets
that cancer of the eye.Copy !req
586. What do they call that,
glaucoma?Copy !req
587. Whatever the fuck,
runs in the family.Copy !req
588. They have to get him
a guide dog.Copy !req
589. Oh.Copy !req
590. But the third act
starts at page 90.Copy !req
591. I'm not in the third
fucking act yet.Copy !req
592. You're inciting incident
doesn't happen till page 12,Copy !req
593. it should be on page three.Copy !req
594. I knew that arc shit
fucked me up.Copy !req
595. I tried making it all these
three dimensions like she said.Copy !req
596. Here, sit, I'll show you.Copy !req
597. Okay.Copy !req
598. See, I was thinking...Copy !req
599. If you take the scene
where roccoCopy !req
600. is fucking the two
Asian strippers.Copy !req
601. That's a plot point.Copy !req
602. I know, I know.Copy !req
603. But my question is,
what's at stake?Copy !req
604. The jeopardy's unclear.Copy !req
605. What jeopardy?Copy !req
606. There's a seven part
hierarchy of human needsCopy !req
607. that explains and
clarifies what drives us.Copy !req
608. Starting with the
basic needs like foodCopy !req
609. and water.Copy !req
610. So you like my script?Copy !req
611. It's very good, Christopher.Copy !req
612. You want me to tell you
what all seven are?Copy !req
613. Seven what?Copy !req
614. The human needs.Copy !req
615. Yeah.Copy !req
616. Survival.Copy !req
617. Yeah.Copy !req
618. Safety and security.Copy !req
619. Yeah.Copy !req
620. The need to understand.Copy !req
621. Hi grandma.Copy !req
622. Grandma?Copy !req
623. Who is it?Copy !req
624. You woke me.Copy !req
625. It's me, Anthony Jr.Copy !req
626. I didn't know I had a grandson.Copy !req
627. I miss you.Copy !req
628. Yeah, you should.Copy !req
629. You never come see me.Copy !req
630. I've been busy.Copy !req
631. Everybody's busy.Copy !req
632. And don't lie to me.Copy !req
633. I know your father forbids
your coming down here.Copy !req
634. He doesn't, honest.Copy !req
635. He just doesn't want us to
talk about you in the house.Copy !req
636. You can go shit in his hat.Copy !req
637. He's mad at me right now.Copy !req
638. I shouldn't use
that kind of talk.Copy !req
639. Don't let me ever catch you
talking that way.Copy !req
640. Now what did you do bad?Copy !req
641. My dad doesn't
like my attitude.Copy !req
642. So Uncle pussy said that
I should come talk to youCopy !req
643. because you're old and
have wisdom and stuff.Copy !req
644. His mother's another one.Copy !req
645. Well, what'd you do?Copy !req
646. I took mom's car out of
the garage and it got wrecked.Copy !req
647. You ought to be
ashamed of yourself.Copy !req
648. Was it bad?Copy !req
649. Uncle pussy already fixed it.Copy !req
650. Did you wear your safety belt?Copy !req
651. Yeah.Copy !req
652. Because there was an article
in the paper the other dayCopy !req
653. about a bunch
of teen- agersCopy !req
654. from out near
the Delaware water gap.Copy !req
655. They overcrowded their car,
it hit a tree,Copy !req
656. and it incinerated.Copy !req
657. And they got trapped.Copy !req
658. People could hear'em screaming,
they couldn't get out.Copy !req
659. The safety belts did it,
buckled them in.Copy !req
660. See, that's what I mean.Copy !req
661. What's the purpose?Copy !req
662. Of what?Copy !req
663. Being...
Here on our planet.Copy !req
664. Earth.Copy !req
665. Those kids are dead meat.Copy !req
666. What's the use?Copy !req
667. What's the purpose?Copy !req
668. Why does everything
have to have a purpose?Copy !req
669. The world is a jungle.Copy !req
670. If you want my advice, Anthony,Copy !req
671. don't expect happiness,
you won't get it,Copy !req
672. people let you down.Copy !req
673. And I'm not naming any names,Copy !req
674. but in the end,
you die in your own arms.Copy !req
675. You mean alone?Copy !req
676. It's all a big nothing.Copy !req
677. What what makes you think
you're so special?Copy !req
678. Guess I won't order us
any espresso.Copy !req
679. I took an acting class once.Copy !req
680. Oh, yeah?
How'd that go for you?Copy !req
681. But I didn't need it.Copy !req
682. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
683. I figured out
as far as movies go,Copy !req
684. I want to be a player,
not an actor.Copy !req
685. Smart man, like Bugsy.Copy !req
686. That was another thing that
kind of blew about "swingers".Copy !req
687. The acting?Copy !req
688. You know what's
good fucking acting?Copy !req
689. Hanks, "private Ryan".Copy !req
690. "Earn it."Copy !req
691. It's kind of unfair to compare the two.Copy !req
692. One's about young soldiers dying
on the beach at normandy,Copy !req
693. the other one's about young guy's
lookin' for blow jobs in Vegas.Copy !req
694. Well, you made the movie.Copy !req
695. So...Copy !req
696. Listen...Copy !req
697. You mind if
I ask you something?Copy !req
698. You strapped right now?Copy !req
699. Strapped, huh?Copy !req
700. Yeah.Copy !req
701. Fuck.Copy !req
702. Jesus fucking Christ!Copy !req
703. Watch out, man.Copy !req
704. Holy fuck.Copy !req
705. Can I ask you something else?Copy !req
706. That's what I'm here for, jon.Copy !req
707. It will not leave this room,
I swear to you.Copy !req
708. Have you ever...?Copy !req
709. Have I ever what?Copy !req
710. C'mon, you know.Copy !req
711. No, what?Copy !req
712. I'm not gonna answer
unless you ask.Copy !req
713. That's cool, man, I'm sorry.Copy !req
714. No, c'mon, you can ask me.Copy !req
715. No, it's cool.Copy !req
716. Oh, c'mon.Copy !req
717. C'mon, rocky, c'mon, rocky!Copy !req
718. C'mon, ask me.Copy !req
719. Did I what, did I what?Copy !req
720. Have I ever what?Copy !req
721. It's cool, just take it back.Copy !req
722. What, this?Copy !req
723. I think the safety's on.Copy !req
724. Here we go, you're money.Copy !req
725. Did I ever what,
did I ever what?Copy !req
726. What?Copy !req
727. That's not cool, man.Copy !req
728. I got dialogue tomorrow.Copy !req
729. If my voice gets scratchy,
it's not cool.Copy !req
730. What'd you think of my script?Copy !req
731. Well...Copy !req
732. You know, like, Frankie?Copy !req
733. I know Frankie, he's my
fucking leading man.Copy !req
734. He's...Copy !req
735. He's kind of like
a contradictory character.Copy !req
736. In a good way,
you know, like complex.Copy !req
737. You think he should wear
those taps on his shoes?Copy !req
738. That's the question I was gonna ask you.Copy !req
739. They sound cool,
they're his trademark.Copy !req
740. But in the hit against rocco,Copy !req
741. somebody's gonna hear him
walking on the roof.Copy !req
742. That's a problem.Copy !req
743. What I was thinking was,Copy !req
744. in this script,
in all scripts, really,Copy !req
745. it begs to show more
of the author in it.Copy !req
746. Your life, your vision.Copy !req
747. The roof is soft tar!Copy !req
748. That'll work.Copy !req
749. The roof is soft tar!Copy !req
750. Okay.Copy !req
751. And the father could, you know,Copy !req
752. go blind sooner and then...Copy !req
753. Then he could smell the tar
on Frankie's shoes,Copy !req
754. then he knows that
his son's the killer.Copy !req
755. Holy fuck,
that's fucking great!Copy !req
756. Then Frankie's gotta put one
in his old man's head!Copy !req
757. Blam, then another one, blam!Copy !req
758. Fucking brilliant.Copy !req
759. I spent all day with
my best friend AnnaCopy !req
760. picking out her
bridesmaids' dresses.Copy !req
761. I still haven't found anything
for Anthony's confirmation.Copy !req
762. With all the flowers
coming into bloom,Copy !req
763. I would love
to be a June bride.Copy !req
764. Here's your June groom.Copy !req
765. C'mon.Copy !req
766. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
767. Babe, I ordered you some
pasta fajioli to start.Copy !req
768. And we're gonna get a plate
of antipast to share.Copy !req
769. They got some
rare imported salami.Copy !req
770. You feel okay, Christopher?Copy !req
771. I'm fine.Copy !req
772. We were just discussing
Anna's wedding.Copy !req
773. What about you guys?Copy !req
774. What about who guys?Copy !req
775. You should make it
a double wedding.Copy !req
776. First someone has to propose.Copy !req
777. Has Anna chosen
her caterer yet?Copy !req
778. She booked villa de roma.Copy !req
779. 'Cause if you ask me,
caravaggio's is slipping.Copy !req
780. I heard they fired
their produce guy.Copy !req
781. Enough!Copy !req
782. I'm so sick and tired
of hearing you peopleCopy !req
783. talk about food, food, food!Copy !req
784. That's all anybody
ever talks aboutCopy !req
785. is proscuitto, cheese,
and fucking fava beans.Copy !req
786. I'm drowning here.Copy !req
787. Take it easy!Copy !req
788. We're not even engaged yet!Copy !req
789. When you're marriedCopy !req
790. you'll understand the
importance of fresh produce.Copy !req
791. Fuck the importance!Copy !req
792. Oh!Copy !req
793. He didn't mean that.Copy !req
794. Fuck him.Copy !req
795. I tried so hard
to be supportiveCopy !req
796. with his art and
getting his screenplay made.Copy !req
797. His screenplay?Copy !req
798. Any updates on wyczchuk?Copy !req
799. I'm working on it,
I got my ear to the dirt.Copy !req
800. We're wiring you
for the confirmation.Copy !req
801. You fucking prick.Copy !req
802. You think I'm wearing a wire
in God's house?Copy !req
803. Actually, yes.Copy !req
804. We don't care so much
about the serviceCopy !req
805. as the party right after
at Tony's house.Copy !req
806. You miserable motherfuck,
I'm the kid's sponsor!Copy !req
807. Who the fuck Is sponsoring you
, motherfucker?Copy !req
808. Excuse me, sir, I don't want
to have to tell you againCopy !req
809. this is a smoke-
free environment.Copy !req
810. Yo, Amy.Copy !req
811. Hey, you.Copy !req
812. What a nice surprise.Copy !req
813. I was in the neighborhood.Copy !req
814. Where were you?Copy !req
815. I was at the big Chloe party.Copy !req
816. I sat across
from alphonse d'amato.Copy !req
817. God, these things
are killing me.Copy !req
818. I was thinking we could
stop down at umberto's.Copy !req
819. Excellent, I'll just
change real quick.Copy !req
820. I like those.Copy !req
821. Manolo Blahnik.Copy !req
822. Let me see.Copy !req
823. What, these?Copy !req
824. Come here.Copy !req
825. You want to see these?Copy !req
826. Yeah.Copy !req
827. You want to see my shoes?Copy !req
828. You can look,
but you can't touch.Copy !req
829. I can't touch?Copy !req
830. So, what'd your father do?Copy !req
831. Was he a movie producer?Copy !req
832. He's a neurosurgeon
at cedars- sinai.Copy !req
833. What is this,
question and answer hour?Copy !req
834. I want to know about you.Copy !req
835. I'm not usually an open person.Copy !req
836. How come your old man
didn't pressure youCopy !req
837. to become a doctor like him?Copy !req
838. I was premed at Yale
my freshman year.Copy !req
839. Fuckin' Yale, I swear to God,Copy !req
840. you Jews have your own
cosa nostraCopy !req
841. hidden in that
Ivy fucking league.Copy !req
842. That's very funny.Copy !req
843. Very imagistic.Copy !req
844. Thank you.Copy !req
845. So...Copy !req
846. That blond guy in the club
the other night,Copy !req
847. what'd you say to him?Copy !req
848. That's for me to know.Copy !req
849. You make him an offer
he couldn't refuse?Copy !req
850. What'd you say?Copy !req
851. Nothing.Copy !req
852. C'mon!Copy !req
853. I told him, "be a good boyCopy !req
854. and I'll let this girl
blow you afterwards."Copy !req
855. You ever been with a member
of the tribe before?Copy !req
856. Yeah.Copy !req
857. Really?Copy !req
858. What do you think,
I discriminate?Copy !req
859. I'm P. C.Copy !req
860. No, you haven't.Copy !req
861. So why you gotta ask
if you think you know it all?Copy !req
862. When?Copy !req
863. I don't fucking tell.Copy !req
864. When?Copy !req
865. Two nights ago.Copy !req
866. You ever shag another
skinny- Ginny?Copy !req
867. Oh, fuck, fuck me!
My cousin.Copy !req
868. How are we gonna tell him?Copy !req
869. Amy, don't do this now.Copy !req
870. We'll figure
something out, c'mon.Copy !req
871. I'm not a terrible person.Copy !req
872. Amy, get back here.Copy !req
873. Shit.Copy !req
874. Amy...Copy !req
875. Amy, listen.Copy !req
876. "Long shot, a nightclub.Copy !req
877. "Not just any nightclub.Copy !req
878. Cut to closeup on letter "c",
then an "o", then a "p"."Copy !req
879. You're not supposed
to be reading that.Copy !req
880. It's a limited distribution,
numbered draft.Copy !req
881. "Pull back to reveal
this is the Copacabana.Copy !req
882. "Inside it's all fun and gamesCopy !req
883. as mobsters wine and dine
their beautiful goomahs."Copy !req
884. Jesus, you can see it.Copy !req
885. You can see the movie
from the words.Copy !req
886. This is the way
you write a fucking script.Copy !req
887. Fucking shit!Copy !req
888. Hey!Copy !req
889. Hey, come out of there!Copy !req
890. He used it.Copy !req
891. What, just'cause he gave me
that tar- smell idea?Copy !req
892. I could've come up with that.Copy !req
893. What?Copy !req
894. The friend of mine,
stone wiseguy,Copy !req
895. jon used his
whole fucking story.Copy !req
896. The she- male and acid,
it's all here.Copy !req
897. This is Joey Cippolina
fucking story!Copy !req
898. There's no character
named Cippolini.Copy !req
899. Forget it,
he can't put that in there!Copy !req
900. It's not the same at all.Copy !req
901. What the fuck
you talking about?Copy !req
902. You said your wiseguy friend
was at a swing set.Copy !req
903. This guy gets his dick sucked
at the statue of liberty.Copy !req
904. Don't you understand
where I come from?Copy !req
905. I explained it how many times?Copy !req
906. Where are you going?Copy !req
907. We can't take it out now.Copy !req
908. We faxed it to Oliver,
who's agreed to be attached.Copy !req
909. It's his favorite thing.Copy !req
910. Don't, don't, don't,
he's sleeping.Copy !req
911. How mad could your friend get?Copy !req
912. 12- 04 checked out.Copy !req
913. Where is he?Copy !req
914. This is so absurd of you
to get so bent out of shape.Copy !req
915. Can I see your production pass?Copy !req
916. I've been on the set before.Copy !req
917. I still need to see your pass.Copy !req
918. I know jon.Copy !req
919. Look, sir,
this is a closed set.Copy !req
920. No visitors, no press,
no friends of jon.Copy !req
921. Hey!Copy !req
922. Hey, buchiachia!Copy !req
923. Hi.Copy !req
924. Where's jon?Copy !req
925. He left this morning
for L. A.Copy !req
926. That fucking cocksucking
mezzofinook!Copy !req
927. What does that mean?Copy !req
928. You got more stuff
like that I could use?Copy !req
929. The confirmation
starts in an hour.Copy !req
930. Would you let me in, already?
I need to put my face on.Copy !req
931. You've been in there all week.Copy !req
932. I'm shaving!Copy !req
933. I don't want you coming in
here while I'm in here!Copy !req
934. The only goddamn mirror with
any good light is in there!Copy !req
935. Here's your fucking mirror.Copy !req
936. Jesus!Copy !req
937. Don't open that fucking door!Copy !req
938. Shit.Copy !req
939. Fuck!Copy !req
940. You fucking bitch!Copy !req
941. I'll kill you, I'll kill you!Copy !req
942. Dad!Copy !req
943. Jesus Christ,
what the fuck's with you?Copy !req
944. What are you, bleeding?Copy !req
945. Mr. Decamillo will
be with you shortly.Copy !req
946. May I get you a water?Copy !req
947. No, thank you.Copy !req
948. Wow, Robert Rodriguez
has signed onCopy !req
949. to do a remake of "viva,
zapata" with Harvey and Bob.Copy !req
950. What is this shit?Copy !req
951. You don't return
my fucking messages?Copy !req
952. Christopher,
this is so not cool.Copy !req
953. You listen to me,
you stupid bitch!Copy !req
954. You cannot use that story.Copy !req
955. Okay, alright.Copy !req
956. This is neither the time
nor the place.Copy !req
957. You want to see me clipped?Copy !req
958. Have you touched base with jon?Copy !req
959. What the fuck?Copy !req
960. I call, I spoke to
his jerk- off assistants,Copy !req
961. she said I should
take it up with you.Copy !req
962. I'm sorry I don't even know
who that would be,Copy !req
963. that assistant.Copy !req
964. Sir, are you here to see
David Decamillo?Copy !req
965. Get the fuck out of here!Copy !req
966. Look, I'm flying
into L. A. This afternoon,Copy !req
967. we'll touch base.Copy !req
968. You were just gonna leave?Copy !req
969. What are you talking about?Copy !req
970. My script.Copy !req
971. Christopher, based on "Mickey blue
eyes" first- weekend foreign,Copy !req
972. there's a wait- and- see attitude
toward mafi- related projects.Copy !req
973. So we're gonna have to pass.Copy !req
974. Did jon say that?
Are those his words?Copy !req
975. I speak for jon,
and if you'd let me finish,Copy !req
976. we want to assure you
that we'll certainlyCopy !req
977. take a look at
anything else you write.Copy !req
978. You're good.Copy !req
979. Christopher...Copy !req
980. fuckin' walnuts
don't lie as good as you.Copy !req
981. Amy.Copy !req
982. David's ready to see you.Copy !req
983. Right this way.Copy !req
984. Chris, it was
wrong with us and...Copy !req
985. And Greg and all that.Copy !req
986. I really liked you.Copy !req
987. This is getting kind of
"William inge" here, isn't it?Copy !req
988. I gotta go.Copy !req
989. Fucking d- girl!Copy !req
990. Excuse me?Copy !req
991. Excuse me,
I'm a vice president!Copy !req
992. You fucking asshole!Copy !req
993. Tony!Copy !req
994. Hey!Copy !req
995. There they are.Copy !req
996. Ton', congratulations.Copy !req
997. Thanks, thanks.Copy !req
998. Kid did real good up
at the alter, didn't he?Copy !req
999. Sabenedic'.Copy !req
1000. Were you proud of him?Copy !req
1001. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1002. Where's Carm?Copy !req
1003. In the kitchen.Copy !req
1004. Ange.Copy !req
1005. Some place you got here, ton'.Copy !req
1006. Hey, Richie, have a drink.Copy !req
1007. Fucking resorts international.Copy !req
1008. Hey, little brother.Copy !req
1009. The bars down the hall, Richie.Copy !req
1010. Over there.Copy !req
1011. Oh, and we count
the silverware.Copy !req
1012. Hi, I'm Janice soprano.Copy !req
1013. Janice now?Copy !req
1014. I don't know.Copy !req
1015. I heard we won't be bothered any more
from our neighbor wyczchuk.Copy !req
1016. No neighbor of mine.Copy !req
1017. What'd you hear on that?Copy !req
1018. Tony, we're out of ice in here.Copy !req
1019. Alright.Copy !req
1020. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1021. You two, get out of here.Copy !req
1022. Tony, we also
need more cokes...Copy !req
1023. what is that smell?Copy !req
1024. What kind of animalCopy !req
1025. smokes marijuana
at his own confirmation?Copy !req
1026. I don't know.Copy !req
1027. Enough with the "I don't knows".Copy !req
1028. What are you yelling at me for?Copy !req
1029. Even grandma says
the world has no purpose.Copy !req
1030. Get inside right now
and join your guests.Copy !req
1031. Be a good catholic
for 15 fucking minutes!Copy !req
1032. Is that so much to ask?Copy !req
1033. What happened,
what's the matter?Copy !req
1034. You don't want to know.Copy !req
1035. Fucking kid's down in
the garage getting high.Copy !req
1036. Alright, let me talk to him.Copy !req
1037. Anthony?Copy !req
1038. Would you go away?Copy !req
1039. No, I'm your sponsor.Copy !req
1040. We need to talk,
you need to listen.Copy !req
1041. You know, you see your parentsCopy !req
1042. as these great big dictators,
these disciplinarians.Copy !req
1043. But I know your dad from the
time he was younger than you.Copy !req
1044. What difference does it make?Copy !req
1045. Listen to me, alright?
You listening?Copy !req
1046. Yeah.Copy !req
1047. I know him.Copy !req
1048. I was 16 years old,
and my kid sister Nucci,Copy !req
1049. she had the spinal meningitis,Copy !req
1050. and she got a to a point
where she couldn't breathe.Copy !req
1051. She was real sick?Copy !req
1052. Yeah.Copy !req
1053. And she was in the hospital.Copy !req
1054. And your father,
he was the only one,Copy !req
1055. he came with me every day.Copy !req
1056. He sat by her bed,
he looked at her drawings.Copy !req
1057. He watched her for me
when I had to use the JohnCopy !req
1058. or get something to eat.Copy !req
1059. I was down there waiting
in line for a hamburgerCopy !req
1060. when she passed away.Copy !req
1061. She died?Copy !req
1062. Yeah.Copy !req
1063. You know what pisses
me off about my dad?Copy !req
1064. He did all these
great things, then,Copy !req
1065. before he was my dad.Copy !req
1066. Now he's just an asshole.Copy !req
1067. Hey, hey, hey, listen to me.Copy !req
1068. Your father would
catch a bullet for you.Copy !req
1069. Don't you ever forget that.Copy !req
1070. He's a stand- up guy.Copy !req
1071. I don't know.Copy !req
1072. Not to me he's not.Copy !req
1073. Well, I do know.Copy !req
1074. And I know what kind
of man he is.Copy !req
1075. Don't ever forget it.Copy !req
1076. Uncle pussy, what's the matter?Copy !req
1077. Nothing.Copy !req
1078. Now go down and enjoy
your party.Copy !req
1079. Make your parents happy.Copy !req
1080. You got your health,
your family.Copy !req
1081. Enjoy it while you can,Copy !req
1082. while you got it
all in your hand.Copy !req
1083. Come here.Copy !req
1084. Give Uncle pussy a hug.Copy !req
1085. And get out of here.Copy !req
1086. Hey.Copy !req
1087. Hey, he's down there.Copy !req
1088. Where the fuck you been?Copy !req
1089. This is
for A. J.Copy !req
1090. I got one son and you miss
his confirmation ceremony?Copy !req
1091. I figured with all my sinsCopy !req
1092. I don't want the church
caving in on everyone.Copy !req
1093. Hey!Copy !req
1094. On the fucking rag again.Copy !req
1095. No, I'm on the rag.Copy !req
1096. She's just wondering
who the fuck you are.Copy !req
1097. No lectures, alright?
I'm not in the mood.Copy !req
1098. I agree.Copy !req
1099. I'm gonna go back in there
and be with my guests.Copy !req
1100. Exactly ten minutes,
I'm gonna look up,Copy !req
1101. if you're not here
I'm gonna assumeCopy !req
1102. that you went to look for
whatever the fuck it isCopy !req
1103. that's calling you out there.Copy !req
1104. And that I will
never see you again.Copy !req
1105. If you are still here,
then I'm gonna assumeCopy !req
1106. that you have no other desire in
the world than to be with me.Copy !req
1107. And your actions will show me that
every second of every fucking day.Copy !req
1108. You understand me?Copy !req
1109. Don't answer me.Copy !req
1110. Take the ten minutes,
you think about it.Copy !req
1111. Hey you, come here.Copy !req
1112. C'mon, let's take the picture.Copy !req
1113. C'mon, let's get the picture.Copy !req
1114. A. J., c'mon.Copy !req
1115. Wait, where's pussy?Copy !req
1116. Where's the godfather?Copy !req
1117. Captions copyright 2000
home box officeCopy !req