1. you miss your first session,
they won't refund my money.Copy !req
2. I forgot, I gotta take
care of this first.Copy !req
3. Here he is.Copy !req
4. How's it goin', buddy?Copy !req
5. Don't you own a fuckin' mirror?Copy !req
6. You look like you been French
kissing the pillsbury dough boy.Copy !req
7. Alright, c'mon, what do
you got for me, man?Copy !req
8. What the fuck, Dominic?Copy !req
9. It's half.Copy !req
10. Three fuckin' weeks
in a row now.Copy !req
11. Business slow!Copy !req
12. We tell you!Copy !req
13. We pay security, what for?Copy !req
14. Kid break window,
you do nothing!Copy !req
15. We pay no more!Copy !req
16. What'd she fuckin' say?Copy !req
17. Nothing, don't listen to her.Copy !req
18. C'mon, honey, let's go.Copy !req
19. Honey, out front.Copy !req
20. C'mon.Copy !req
21. Now!Copy !req
22. Fucking bitch.Copy !req
23. You got money for blow,
but not for us?Copy !req
24. Chris, please,
I'm sorry...Copy !req
25. "Business slow."Copy !req
26. Half the fucking neighborhood's
out there waiting for blow jobs.Copy !req
27. You drug- addict
motherfucker.Copy !req
28. This shit's unacceptable.Copy !req
29. How's everything?Copy !req
30. How you doin', hon?Copy !req
31. Third time this week, Artie.Copy !req
32. He can't turn
down a four- top.Copy !req
33. You're done already?Copy !req
34. About time you came back.Copy !req
35. I was about to
start on your drapes.Copy !req
36. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
37. Quail, ala' bucco.Copy !req
38. Baby quail stuffed
with fennel sausage.Copy !req
39. Can I get aids
from eating this?Copy !req
40. Hey, Artie,
didn't I see this guyCopy !req
41. Hey, broaden your horizons.Copy !req
42. Forget this fancy shit,
you know what you need here?Copy !req
43. Top- notch moozadell' maker.Copy !req
44. Like that kid
from the other side.Copy !req
45. The best fuckin' cheese
you ever had.Copy !req
46. The best.Copy !req
47. They get the real milk.Copy !req
48. Seriously, this kid,
all he does 24 hours a dayCopy !req
49. he makes buffalo moozadell'.Copy !req
50. He's a master cheese maker.Copy !req
51. So's Paulie.Copy !req
52. Oh, yeah, alright, alright.Copy !req
53. Arthur, the bank!Copy !req
54. Enjoy.Copy !req
55. I'll catch you later.Copy !req
56. You better run.Copy !req
57. Why don't she go to the bank?Copy !req
58. Swing by after she takes
her broom for an oil change.Copy !req
59. I'll be right back.Copy !req
60. Good wine, no?Copy !req
61. Delicious.Copy !req
62. Artie.Copy !req
63. You know that guy
I was talkin' aboutCopy !req
64. over there with the cheese?Copy !req
65. He's my cousin.Copy !req
66. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
67. Yeah.Copy !req
68. I haven't told anybody yet,
but he's coming over.Copy !req
69. I thought maybe
you can hire him,Copy !req
70. you know, help me out
with the immigration.Copy !req
71. Kitchen's pretty packed, Tony.Copy !req
72. I can barely pay myself.Copy !req
73. Did I ask you to pay him?Copy !req
74. I'll take care of the money.Copy !req
75. Why's he want to come in hereCopy !req
76. if he's already got
a job over there?Copy !req
77. You know what, either do me
the favor or not.Copy !req
78. Third grade on up,
you needed something,Copy !req
79. I was there, no questions.Copy !req
80. Does he at least know
his ass from his schamozz'?Copy !req
81. The actor is the instrument
for conveying ideas.Copy !req
82. During the next...Copy !req
83. This is "acting for writers"?Copy !req
84. And your first assignment
is to act like a writerCopy !req
85. who gets here on time.Copy !req
86. Sorry.Copy !req
87. The tunnel.Copy !req
88. As writers, you'll find
it enormously helpfulCopy !req
89. to walk a mile in
the actor's shoes.Copy !req
90. Imagine being an architectCopy !req
91. who's never lifted a stone.Copy !req
92. Over the next few weeks, we'll
focus on improv and scene study.Copy !req
93. Why don't we begin by
introducing ourselves?Copy !req
94. What your experience is,
where you're from...Copy !req
95. Mitch mcdermott.Copy !req
96. Born and raised in hartsdale,Copy !req
97. but please,
don't hold that against me.Copy !req
98. B. A. In English lit
from ithaca,Copy !req
99. I've written a few specs,Copy !req
100. haven't actually
sold anything yet.Copy !req
101. Right now I'm on the sales teamCopy !req
102. down at chick brauer,
porsche/audi.Copy !req
103. Great, welcome.Copy !req
104. My name is Chris maceveety.Copy !req
105. I work on wall street.Copy !req
106. Not on wall street,
but you know, stocks.Copy !req
107. You write?Copy !req
108. Yeah...Copy !req
109. I want to write for the movies.Copy !req
110. "Goodfellas", shit like that.Copy !req
111. Any special reason
you chose this class?Copy !req
112. I didn't.Copy !req
113. It's a birthday present
from my girlfriend.Copy !req
114. I had some problems with my screenplayCopy !req
115. so, I bought that book,Copy !req
116. "how to write
a movie in 21 days".Copy !req
117. That was like a year ago.Copy !req
118. Well, I can't guarantee
you'll write any faster,Copy !req
119. but hopefully you'll
learn a few things.Copy !req
120. My name is Cynthia weller.Copy !req
121. I was born in Savanna,Copy !req
122. but my family moved to
hempstead when I was five.Copy !req
123. Despite soprano's recent
medical furlough from jail,Copy !req
124. where he was awaiting trial,Copy !req
125. sources in the u. S. Attorney's
office indicate thatCopy !req
126. nephew Anthony soprano probably
remains the de facto bossCopy !req
127. of the north Jersey mob.Copy !req
128. Soprano, seen here in an
FBI surveillance photo,Copy !req
129. with family associate Salvatore
"big pussy" bonpensiero,Copy !req
130. was believed to be the target of a
botched murder attempt last yearCopy !req
131. Jesus fuckin' Christ.Copy !req
132. How come every piss I take
is a fuckin' news story?Copy !req
133. Oh.Copy !req
134. Let's walk.Copy !req
135. I had coffee with
your friend from the rail road.Copy !req
136. Sounds like mag
and custom wheels.Copy !req
137. Could be sweet.Copy !req
138. I need you to head
out to Newark for me.Copy !req
139. Airport?Copy !req
140. Al italia.Copy !req
141. Friend of ours is coming in.Copy !req
142. Who, mauro zucca's wife?Copy !req
143. No, Furio.Copy !req
144. Furio?Copy !req
145. Coming here?Copy !req
146. What, to see what indoor
plumbing looks like?Copy !req
147. I'm making some changes.Copy !req
148. Well, thanks for
fuckin' tellin' me.Copy !req
149. When was this decided?Copy !req
150. I do something wrong?Copy !req
151. Sunday, my house, box of
mallomars on the counter?Copy !req
152. Fuckin' empty.Copy !req
153. You think I don't
know it was you?Copy !req
154. I'm kiddin', you fuck.Copy !req
155. Listen, him coming over is
good, you're gettin' a bump.Copy !req
156. Fuckin' mallomars,
I thought you lost your mind.Copy !req
157. Listen, the way things are,
I gotta step back.Copy !req
158. Feds find an excuse,
I'll do a dime for jaywalking.Copy !req
159. Not like the old days.Copy !req
160. Furio being here,Copy !req
161. frees you up, frees me up.Copy !req
162. It's me, then you
and sil together.Copy !req
163. That's the new pecking order.Copy !req
164. What about puss'?Copy !req
165. Pussy reports to you guys...Copy !req
166. Directly.Copy !req
167. Same with Furio.Copy !req
168. This means a lot to me, t.Copy !req
169. It was a downpour.Copy !req
170. He couldn't see anything.Copy !req
171. It was impossible.Copy !req
172. Where are you in the dream?Copy !req
173. I'm there.Copy !req
174. I could observe everything.Copy !req
175. He's driving, he starts
to hyperventilate.Copy !req
176. He grabs for a bottle
of Prozac, but it's empty.Copy !req
177. And all the while
this is happeningCopy !req
178. that song from
"the wizard of oz" is playing.Copy !req
179. "Over the rainbow".Copy !req
180. No, that other one,Copy !req
181. they're in the poppy field.Copy !req
182. That one.Copy !req
183. Anyway, he goes into
a full- blown panic attackCopy !req
184. and he passes out.Copy !req
185. He crashes into
this huge truck.Copy !req
186. Out of the woods.Copy !req
187. The fact that he can't
see the road aheadCopy !req
188. suggests my abandoning him.Copy !req
189. Who in "wizard" would
your patient be?Copy !req
190. Given the fact that he's
a powerful, dominating male...Copy !req
191. Oz himself.Copy !req
192. What, Elliot,
with the eyebrows already.Copy !req
193. "The wizard of oz",Copy !req
194. what memories
does it conjure up?Copy !req
195. My parents' house,
watching it on TV.Copy !req
196. Hiding under the blanket
with my sister.Copy !req
197. I'm gaining weight.Copy !req
198. Why do we love
roller coasters, Jennifer?Copy !req
199. Scary movies?Copy !req
200. To experience the thrill
of being terrifiedCopy !req
201. without the consequences.Copy !req
202. That's very good, Elliot.Copy !req
203. Great film, but some
terrifying moments.Copy !req
204. That's very perceptive...Copy !req
205. I'm concerned that treating
a mobster provides youCopy !req
206. some vicarious thrill.Copy !req
207. It wasn't exactly vicarious.Copy !req
208. I had to go into hiding,
remember?Copy !req
209. And wasn't that thrilling?Copy !req
210. Fuck you!Copy !req
211. You think this is funny?Copy !req
212. You smug cocksucker!Copy !req
213. Fuck you!Copy !req
214. Hello.Copy !req
215. Who's this?Copy !req
216. She's not here right now.Copy !req
217. This is her brother.Copy !req
218. No.Copy !req
219. Yeah, that's my mother's house.Copy !req
220. On the what?Copy !req
221. Yeah, I'll give her the fuckin' message.Copy !req
222. That fuckin' bitch.Copy !req
223. What's the matter?Copy !req
224. It's a bank.Copy !req
225. She's trying to take out a loan
on my mother's house.Copy !req
226. Parvati?Copy !req
227. Janice.Copy !req
228. Her name is
fuckin' Janice, okay!Copy !req
229. She gave'em the wrong
social security numberCopy !req
230. or something!Copy !req
231. Alright, Tony, calm down.Copy !req
232. It's not enough that
she's livin' rent free,Copy !req
233. she's gotta try to squeeze money
out of the fuckin' house, too!Copy !req
234. Fucking goddamn fucking bitch!Copy !req
235. Goddamn it, Tony!Copy !req
236. What did I say, a. J.?Copy !req
237. Go get dressed.Copy !req
238. I'm sorry.Copy !req
239. Why don't you grow the fuck up?Copy !req
240. I forgot to tell you I got
a job with radio shack.Copy !req
241. Product testing.Copy !req
242. Giving that phone
an "f" for durability.Copy !req
243. Janice, it's me, open the door!Copy !req
244. What the fuck
are you doin' here?Copy !req
245. Where's my sister?Copy !req
246. The store.Copy !req
247. I'm making breakfast,
you want some eggs?Copy !req
248. Do I want some eggs?Copy !req
249. Why don't you put
your fuckin' pants on?Copy !req
250. Let's have some coffee.Copy !req
251. So, what the fuck, rich?Copy !req
252. The mattress at the shelter
a little too lumpy?Copy !req
253. We're adults, Tony.Copy !req
254. We got history together.Copy !req
255. Yeah.Copy !req
256. Israel and fuckin' palestine.Copy !req
257. People change.Copy !req
258. I was away a long time.Copy !req
259. I thought a lot about her.Copy !req
260. Ten years,
you thought about Janice?Copy !req
261. There are men in the can
better- looking than my sister.Copy !req
262. To each his own, Tony.Copy !req
263. Each his own.Copy !req
264. I hope you're not thinkin'
about movin' in here.Copy !req
265. It was late, I slept over.Copy !req
266. We're taking it slow, okay?Copy !req
267. Pickin' up where we left off.Copy !req
268. High school.Copy !req
269. Grabbin' blow jobs on
my mother's couch.Copy !req
270. You crossed the line on me once,
Anthony, and I held my tongue.Copy !req
271. She may be your sister
, but back the fuck off.Copy !req
272. All due respect.Copy !req
273. Respect?Copy !req
274. What the fuck do you
know about respect?Copy !req
275. I put you back in business,
you cocksucker.Copy !req
276. Did you go see beansie?Copy !req
277. Fuckin' paraplegic.Copy !req
278. Why don't you make him
some fuckin' eggs?Copy !req
279. Hello?Copy !req
280. Hey, I thought
that was your car...Copy !req
281. Where do you get the balls to
take a loan on this house?Copy !req
282. What?Copy !req
283. You heard me!Copy !req
284. What is it, his fuckin' idea?Copy !req
285. Like you could
pay it the fuck back!Copy !req
286. I'm quite capable of
getting a job, Tony.Copy !req
287. Yeah, with your
carpel tunnel syndrome?Copy !req
288. How you gonna hold
a beggar's cup?Copy !req
289. I never begged
a day in my life.Copy !req
290. Oh, you're right.Copy !req
291. Fake disabilities don't count.Copy !req
292. I applied for the loan
simply becauseCopy !req
293. I'm trying to make
this place habitable for ma.Copy !req
294. Oh.Copy !req
295. I'll take care of the loan.Copy !req
296. Don't worry about it,
I'll give you the money.Copy !req
297. Oh, look at this.Copy !req
298. Ozzie and fuckin' Harriet here.Copy !req
299. That's beautiful.Copy !req
300. Stay as long as you like, rich.Copy !req
301. She's your fuckin' problem now.Copy !req
302. This is a no- stopping zone,
ma'am.Copy !req
303. The sign's right over there.Copy !req
304. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see it.Copy !req
305. I left my glasses at home.Copy !req
306. It says here you're required
to wear them for driving.Copy !req
307. Now, into this mix
comes Brenda's husband, Omar,Copy !req
308. who's just leaving the market
with a bag of oranges.Copy !req
309. What's the trouble
here, officer?Copy !req
310. Your wife's getting a ticket.Copy !req
311. Maybe I can change your mind.Copy !req
312. Whoa, whoa, what are you doing?Copy !req
313. You're dropping your
fuckin' oranges.Copy !req
314. Very good, Chris, great improv.Copy !req
315. There we have it.Copy !req
316. Listen.Copy !req
317. Any questions?Copy !req
318. Okay, then, let's see what
the pros have to teach us.Copy !req
319. For next time.Copy !req
320. Phil and joanne...Copy !req
321. Scene two,
"barefoot in the park".Copy !req
322. Chris, Mitch and Cynthia...Copy !req
323. Scenes six and seven,
"the glass menagerie".Copy !req
324. Chris, you are
the gentleman caller.Copy !req
325. Okay.Copy !req
326. Bob and Amy...Copy !req
327. The breast milk,Copy !req
328. little each eye.Copy !req
329. Nobody tells me nothing.Copy !req
330. Who's the zip anyway?Copy !req
331. He's a friend of ours.Copy !req
332. We'll talk later.Copy !req
333. What's the matter?Copy !req
334. Nothin'.Copy !req
335. Come here.Copy !req
336. You having a good time?Copy !req
337. The food's good, right?Copy !req
338. Your home...Copy !req
339. This is spectacular.Copy !req
340. The television,
the... The...Copy !req
341. Satellite.Copy !req
342. The amc.Copy !req
343. "Two women" is on.Copy !req
344. LA loren.Copy !req
345. We don't even show
this in Italy.Copy !req
346. Nobody care.Copy !req
347. Tell'em what your favorite
TV program is.Copy !req
348. The p. D. Blue.Copy !req
349. Garden state's
a freakin' parking lot.Copy !req
350. Oh, look who it is.Copy !req
351. Christopher.Copy !req
352. How you doing, man?Copy !req
353. What the hell
are you doin' here?Copy !req
354. I come, Tony make
a party for me.Copy !req
355. Hey, Furio, come here a second.Copy !req
356. I want you to meet somebody.Copy !req
357. Scusa.Copy !req
358. What the fuck?Copy !req
359. He's on vacation?Copy !req
360. Yeah, he saw a travel poster
for sunny New Jersey.Copy !req
361. He's with us now?Copy !req
362. Mmm.Copy !req
363. Guess I didn't get the memo.Copy !req
364. Would you've read it
if you got one?Copy !req
365. Where the fuck you been anyway?Copy !req
366. Did you talk to that guy
down at the tanning salon?Copy !req
367. He only had half.Copy !req
368. Again?Copy !req
369. Ask me, it's that Chinese cunt
he's married to.Copy !req
370. Bad influence.Copy !req
371. She's a Filipino.Copy !req
372. I wasn't sure what you wanted.Copy !req
373. I want you to send him
a past- due notice,Copy !req
374. what the fuck
do you think I want?Copy !req
375. Alright, I'll take care of it.Copy !req
376. You know what, leave it alone.Copy !req
377. You sure?Copy !req
378. Yeah.Copy !req
379. Carmela.Copy !req
380. What do you want?Copy !req
381. I brought some cookies,
the pignolis.Copy !req
382. Our relative from
the other side is here,Copy !req
383. I should pay my resp...Copy !req
384. "What did you say,
about glass?"Copy !req
385. "Collection I said,
I have one."Copy !req
386. "Know what I judge
to be the trouble with you?Copy !req
387. "Inferiority complex.Copy !req
388. "Know what that is?Copy !req
389. "That's what they call it when
someone low- rates himself.Copy !req
390. "For instance,Copy !req
391. "that clumping you thought
was so awful in high school.Copy !req
392. "You gave up your education
for a clump.Copy !req
393. A little physical defect
is what you have."Copy !req
394. Little physical defect?Copy !req
395. She's a fuckin' gimp,
for chrissake.Copy !req
396. You were doin' so good.Copy !req
397. It doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
398. The guy's a playerCopy !req
399. and he's trying to
fuck this broad?Copy !req
400. Where does it say he is trying
to fuck her, Christopher?Copy !req
401. Please.Copy !req
402. Maybe he is not.Copy !req
403. You ever think that's why
he's the gentleman caller?Copy !req
404. Maybe he's a gentleman.Copy !req
405. He's a douchebag.Copy !req
406. So quit.Copy !req
407. I'm not gonna quit.Copy !req
408. I'll just get
a different scene.Copy !req
409. I like you as an actor.Copy !req
410. Joe pesci or something.Copy !req
411. "This is Jericho,
cell leader of the s. O. S.Copy !req
412. "Let it be known
from this day forthCopy !req
413. that lawlessness will
not be tolerated."Copy !req
414. "Jimmy Hollywood", c'mon.Copy !req
415. Hey, Tony.Copy !req
416. I'll just be a few minutes.Copy !req
417. Why don't you fix yourself
a drink or something, okay?Copy !req
418. What's up?Copy !req
419. A guy named Danny greco
called me.Copy !req
420. Asked me for a loan.Copy !req
421. Said you'll vouch.Copy !req
422. Danny?Copy !req
423. Yeah.Copy !req
424. I told you Danny was
good for whatever.Copy !req
425. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
426. Yeah, at the steak house.Copy !req
427. Oh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
428. Since I'm here, can I talk
to you about something?Copy !req
429. It absolutely has to stay
between the two of us.Copy !req
430. Alright, on any fuckin' scale
you want to use,Copy !req
431. things are going good.Copy !req
432. I'm firmly in charge,
no trouble there.Copy !req
433. My family's healthy.Copy !req
434. Right?Copy !req
435. So, why the fuck am I ripping
phones out of the wallCopy !req
436. in front of my kidCopy !req
437. and screaming at my sister
all the fucking time,Copy !req
438. although, she is totally
unimportant to me?Copy !req
439. You got a lot on your mind.Copy !req
440. 'Cause I'm the boss.Copy !req
441. You see, that's the point.Copy !req
442. You never saw Carlo or lucky...Copy !req
443. Or Douglas macarthur going
around punching fucking walls.Copy !req
444. What if I told you
I went to see a shrink?Copy !req
445. I had an inkling.Copy !req
446. Every once in a while, I get...Copy !req
447. Anxious.Copy !req
448. You know, just in
general, no reason.Copy !req
449. It's like, I'm in my kitchen.Copy !req
450. All of a sudden
I can't breathe.Copy !req
451. It's like I'm suffocating.Copy !req
452. I get to the point
where I fuckin' pass out.Copy !req
453. Hmph.Copy !req
454. It's just like your father.Copy !req
455. What is?Copy !req
456. He had the same thing.Copy !req
457. My old man had anxiety attacks?Copy !req
458. Well, in those days
we called it a "condition".Copy !req
459. Didn't happen that often,
once or twice a year.Copy !req
460. Holy shit.Copy !req
461. He cracked his head open once
on a cigarette machine.Copy !req
462. Did he go to a doctor?Copy !req
463. Your father,
what, are you kidding?Copy !req
464. It wouldn't have made
any difference in those days.Copy !req
465. They wouldn't know how
to treat that shit.Copy !req
466. Not much better now.Copy !req
467. There was an article in
"New York times" magazine.Copy !req
468. They've got this machine.Copy !req
469. It can see images of the brainCopy !req
470. and how your brain
responds to fear.Copy !req
471. Fear?Copy !req
472. A person listening to a tape
of a parent criticizing them,Copy !req
473. I'm talking about an adult,
mind you,Copy !req
474. their fear center
kicks right in.Copy !req
475. They can actually
see it in an mri.Copy !req
476. I had this fuckin' weird dream
the other night.Copy !req
477. When I had the polyps,Copy !req
478. they put me through
that fuckin' mri.Copy !req
479. I'm telling ya.Copy !req
480. I think they used my ass
to invent some new tests.Copy !req
481. I was at the beach,
but I had a suit on.Copy !req
482. And the shoes too.Copy !req
483. They shove a camera up your ass
the size of a garden hose.Copy !req
484. You wanna hear
this fuckin' dream or not?Copy !req
485. Alright.Copy !req
486. Got a sec?Copy !req
487. Sure, what's up?Copy !req
488. It's my scene.Copy !req
489. Gentleman- caller guy.Copy !req
490. It's...Copy !req
491. It's not me.Copy !req
492. It's not supposed to be.Copy !req
493. That's why they
call it "acting".Copy !req
494. I know, it's just...Copy !req
495. I'd rather do something else.Copy !req
496. I already spoke to
what's his name?Copy !req
497. Mitch. Cynthia, too.Copy !req
498. They're cool with changing.Copy !req
499. Alright.Copy !req
500. Alan's scene partner
dropped out,Copy !req
501. so, I gotta find something
for him anyway...Copy !req
502. "Rebel without a cause",
James Dean.Copy !req
503. Copy it for the others, okay?Copy !req
504. Take it home,
get comfortable with it.Copy !req
505. That's great, cool.Copy !req
506. I don't want
a James Dean impression.Copy !req
507. Yeah.Copy !req
508. No.Copy !req
509. Poor ducks.Copy !req
510. You are poor creatures.Copy !req
511. Poor creatures.Copy !req
512. You are such poor creatures.Copy !req
513. Don't give'em that shit!Copy !req
514. They like it.Copy !req
515. Hey, what'd I tell you?Copy !req
516. He's gonna choke!Copy !req
517. Little pieces, they're hungry.Copy !req
518. Not for fuckin'
cheese doodles, they're not.Copy !req
519. They eat bread and corn
and shit like that.Copy !req
520. So, you know everything.Copy !req
521. Yeah, I do.Copy !req
522. Family of mallards lived in
my pool for two fuckin' months.Copy !req
523. Yeah, you.Copy !req
524. What'd he say?Copy !req
525. Nothing.Copy !req
526. A lot of fucking words
for nothing.Copy !req
527. He said,"if I don't
like to fight,Copy !req
528. I should find
myself a Russian."Copy !req
529. Tony, no!Copy !req
530. You got a problem
besides those fuckin' pants?Copy !req
531. You shouldn't yell.Copy !req
532. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
533. You should mind
your own fuckin' business.Copy !req
534. I make business,
she is nice girl.Copy !req
535. Are you a family counselor?Copy !req
536. You wanna get involved
in people's problems?Copy !req
537. Here, now you're
fuckin' involved, okay?Copy !req
538. These are balls, right?Copy !req
539. Yes.Copy !req
540. Do something.Copy !req
541. You want to be involved,
now you're involved.Copy !req
542. You let go!Copy !req
543. I call police!Copy !req
544. Mind your fuckin' business!Copy !req
545. Fuck you!Copy !req
546. I call police!Copy !req
547. Fuck you!Copy !req
548. Fuck!Copy !req
549. Get your shit, we're going.Copy !req
550. C'mon.Copy !req
551. Move your ass!Copy !req
552. Why do you always have
to ruin everything?Copy !req
553. Huh?Copy !req
554. Just move your ass.Copy !req
555. "Help me.Copy !req
556. "Daddy.Copy !req
557. Daddy."Copy !req
558. "You can depend on me.Copy !req
559. "Trust me.Copy !req
560. Whatever comes,
we'll face it together."Copy !req
561. Oh, fuck this shit!Copy !req
562. You said you weren't
gonna laugh.Copy !req
563. I didn't laugh.Copy !req
564. Baby, you were doin' so good.Copy !req
565. Nah, fuck this.Copy !req
566. Christopher.Copy !req
567. Absolutely not.Copy !req
568. Just do the work
you were assigned.Copy !req
569. Well, how about the scene
where I'm playing chickenCopy !req
570. and I dive out of the carCopy !req
571. right before that asshole,
buzz, goes off the cliff?Copy !req
572. There's no dialogue
in that scene.Copy !req
573. The knife fight, then.Copy !req
574. No.Copy !req
575. I already changed it once.Copy !req
576. I gave you this scene
because it's challenging.Copy !req
577. This Russian fuck...Copy !req
578. I'm friggin' lucky
I didn't get hauled in.Copy !req
579. That would've played great
with Uncle juniorCopy !req
580. and everybody else
after my ass.Copy !req
581. I had to run like a bitch from
my own leisure- time activities.Copy !req
582. Mmm.Copy !req
583. If carmela would've known
who I was on the boat with...Copy !req
584. Okay, that's nothing new.Copy !req
585. But my kids...?Copy !req
586. It happens, okay?Copy !req
587. What the fuck is wrong with me?Copy !req
588. Got some kind of a complex.Copy !req
589. What kind?Copy !req
590. Sleep always helps.Copy !req
591. You want to go to sleep,
go ahead!Copy !req
592. Hey.Copy !req
593. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
594. Easy does it, laddy buck.Copy !req
595. You know, I was never
particularly good with my fists,Copy !req
596. but there was one guy who
almost drove me to murder.Copy !req
597. Lately, I feel this...Copy !req
598. Aversion to my swimming pool.Copy !req
599. It depresses me.Copy !req
600. Cocksucker was a sound engineer
at one of my studios.Copy !req
601. Talked about
Germany all the time.Copy !req
602. I actually find myself
avoiding the backyard.Copy !req
603. He wasn't a Nazi, he just kind
of rubbed me the wrong way.Copy !req
604. One time, I was pulling
into a parking lot.Copy !req
605. He was two spots overCopy !req
606. and he was rotating his tiresCopy !req
607. like it was a goddamn
service station...Copy !req
608. So I said to him...Copy !req
609. "Straight back, back as far
as they could take me.Copy !req
610. "And then it all dissolved.Copy !req
611. Everything dissolved."Copy !req
612. That's it, that's the end.Copy !req
613. Very good, Omar.Copy !req
614. And just say,"scene"
when you're done, okay?Copy !req
615. Chris, Mitch, Cynthia and Alan,
our rebels without causes.Copy !req
616. Okay, so, we are
at the planetarium.Copy !req
617. Alan is Jim's friend, Plato,
who is about to getCopy !req
618. mistakenly shot by the police.Copy !req
619. Mitch is his father and Cynthia
is his troubled friend, Judy.Copy !req
620. Shut the lights!Copy !req
621. Make them go away!Copy !req
622. Plato!Copy !req
623. Keep away from me!Copy !req
624. I don't believe you any more!Copy !req
625. Gunshot!Copy !req
626. Jim!Copy !req
627. I got the bullets!Copy !req
628. Look!Copy !req
629. Oh, God!Copy !req
630. The cops swarm in...Copy !req
631. Let him alone, that's my son.Copy !req
632. When I saw the red jacket,
I thought...Copy !req
633. Hey, jerkpot.Copy !req
634. What'd you do that for?Copy !req
635. You can't help it, son.Copy !req
636. You did everything a man could.Copy !req
637. Help me, daddy.Copy !req
638. Daddy, help me.Copy !req
639. Daddy.Copy !req
640. You can depend on me.Copy !req
641. Trust me.Copy !req
642. Whatever comes,
we'll face it together.Copy !req
643. It's okay, Jim, stand up.Copy !req
644. I'll stand up with you.Copy !req
645. I'll try and be as strong
as you want me to be.Copy !req
646. Poor baby got nobody.Copy !req
647. Just nobody.Copy !req
648. He was always cold.Copy !req
649. Dad, this is Judy.Copy !req
650. She's my friend.Copy !req
651. Scene.Copy !req
652. Un- freaking- believable!Copy !req
653. God, you were really good.Copy !req
654. Great job, Chris.Copy !req
655. How'd you make yourself
cry like that?Copy !req
656. You wanna watch
your ashes, please.Copy !req
657. I be outside.Copy !req
658. You know, we should hit
a devil's game some night.Copy !req
659. Still get tickets
from the Greek?Copy !req
660. Right on the fuckin' ice.Copy !req
661. I'll bring my sweater.Copy !req
662. Hey, chef of the future,
have a seat.Copy !req
663. How you doin', foodie?Copy !req
664. Furio.Copy !req
665. You didn't stomp those grapes
yourself, did you?Copy !req
666. Look at this group.Copy !req
667. Hey, Mr. New York.Copy !req
668. What'd you do,
swim across that river?Copy !req
669. Come over here, you.Copy !req
670. Congratulations.Copy !req
671. Thanks.Copy !req
672. Don't get up.Copy !req
673. I wasn't gonna.Copy !req
674. You piece of shit.Copy !req
675. Say hello to Furio, friend of
ours from the other side.Copy !req
676. Oh, hey, I heard
a lot about you.Copy !req
677. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
678. Yeah, me too, my pleasure.Copy !req
679. So, what's up?Copy !req
680. Puss, you wanna
give us a minute?Copy !req
681. I'm in the middle
of fuckin' eatin'.Copy !req
682. I know...Copy !req
683. Do me a favor,
will you, sweetie?Copy !req
684. Keep this warm.Copy !req
685. Thank you.Copy !req
686. Five minutes, alright?Copy !req
687. I gotta make a call anyway.Copy !req
688. It's like all these years
were for nothing.Copy !req
689. What'd I tell you?Copy !req
690. You think Tony really gives
a flyin' fuck about you?Copy !req
691. This thing of ours.Copy !req
692. Fuckin' joke.Copy !req
693. More like,
"this thing of mine".Copy !req
694. It's the same all over.Copy !req
695. Look out for number one.Copy !req
696. You don't understand,
we go fuckin' back.Copy !req
697. I mean, Silvio, I get,
but fuckin' Paulie?Copy !req
698. He's probably dizzy from
all that hair spray.Copy !req
699. And this other one, the geep.Copy !req
700. Foodie, Furio.Copy !req
701. If ever there was a guy
in desperate needCopy !req
702. of a fuckin' nickname.Copy !req
703. At least he's Italian.Copy !req
704. Try being passed over
for a samoan.Copy !req
705. Sesaga.Copy !req
706. Three years out of Quantico,
he's the new agent in charge.Copy !req
707. You're fuckin' kiddin' me,
what happened to paterno?Copy !req
708. Kansas City.Copy !req
709. 11 years doing this shit.Copy !req
710. It's like Tony says himself,Copy !req
711. "most of the guys in this life,
there's no fuckin' honor."Copy !req
712. Forget your enemies, you can't
even depend on your friends.Copy !req
713. Whole society's fucked.Copy !req
714. And the ones comin' up?Copy !req
715. Half of them are on drugs,Copy !req
716. the other half are
fuckin' psychos.Copy !req
717. A world full of scumbags.Copy !req
718. I'm thinking about
taking my patient back.Copy !req
719. That's a serious decision.Copy !req
720. He's my responsibility.Copy !req
721. Elliot, I abandoned him.Copy !req
722. We've been over this.Copy !req
723. Your life is in danger.Copy !req
724. Not any more.Copy !req
725. Do you realize what
I did last week?Copy !req
726. I stormed out of here
like a child.Copy !req
727. Cursing, threatening,
acting out.Copy !req
728. That's exactly
what he does to me.Copy !req
729. I'm feeling so...Copy !req
730. Fuck, I don't know where
this is coming from.Copy !req
731. You mentioned you've put
on a little weight lately.Copy !req
732. Do you think the over- eatingCopy !req
733. has anything to do
with your patient?Copy !req
734. What is it you're not
telling me, Jennifer?Copy !req
735. I don't know.Copy !req
736. I don't know what you mean.Copy !req
737. Okay.Copy !req
738. I don't.Copy !req
739. What are you driving at?Copy !req
740. Just watch your
intake of sugar...Copy !req
741. And sugar substitutes.Copy !req
742. Okay.Copy !req
743. We spoke last time
about childhood fascinationsCopy !req
744. with danger.Copy !req
745. I think seeing him again will
be very therapeutic for me.Copy !req
746. It's not supposed to be
therapeutic for you.Copy !req
747. This is your therapy, here.Copy !req
748. Do you have sexual
feelings for him?Copy !req
749. No.Copy !req
750. I have feelings,
on a personal level.Copy !req
751. He can be such
a little boy sometimes.Copy !req
752. Alright, that's it,
the one with the palm tree.Copy !req
753. There's a buzzer under the
desk, an office in the back.Copy !req
754. Tell me again what I said.Copy !req
755. It's not just Dominic
who is the problem.Copy !req
756. It's the wife, too.Copy !req
757. Here.Copy !req
758. May I help you?Copy !req
759. Ah, what are you doing?Copy !req
760. Stop, stop!Copy !req
761. Ah!Copy !req
762. No!Copy !req
763. Oh!Copy !req
764. Please stop!Copy !req
765. Goddamn you!Copy !req
766. Sonofabitch!Copy !req
767. Cocksucker!Copy !req
768. Go, goddamn!Copy !req
769. You go!Copy !req
770. We pay money!Copy !req
771. God... Damn!Copy !req
772. Son of a... Bitch!Copy !req
773. Yeah?Copy !req
774. It's Dr. melfi.Copy !req
775. Yeah, so.Copy !req
776. I tried your other number.Copy !req
777. If you want, I could fit
you in tomorrow at 2:30.Copy !req
778. So, do I put you down?Copy !req
779. Nah, fuck it.Copy !req
780. Why do you say that?Copy !req
781. Gettin' by without it.Copy !req
782. There's no cure for life.Copy !req
783. Well...Copy !req
784. You think about it.Copy !req
785. I'll keep the hour open.Copy !req
786. Yeah.Copy !req
787. "A".Copy !req
788. "B".Copy !req
789. "A"!Copy !req
790. "B".Copy !req
791. "A".Copy !req
792. "B".Copy !req
793. Outstanding.Copy !req
794. A case in point.Copy !req
795. Words are only words.Copy !req
796. You just saw two actors
have an entire conversationCopy !req
797. saying only "a"
and the other responding "b".Copy !req
798. Mitch, Christopher?Copy !req
799. Want to give it a try?Copy !req
800. "A".Copy !req
801. Stop it!Copy !req
802. Christopher!Copy !req
803. This is inappropriate!Copy !req
804. We do not hit!Copy !req
805. Oh, my God...Copy !req
806. Jesus!Copy !req
807. Are you okay?Copy !req
808. Are you alright?Copy !req
809. Ah!Copy !req
810. Oh, my God, sorry...Copy !req
811. I think it's broken.Copy !req
812. We should get you to a doctor.Copy !req
813. There's nothing they can
do for a broken toe.Copy !req
814. They just tape it up
and send you home.Copy !req
815. I've been there.Copy !req
816. Babe, I don't understand,
the guy didn't say anything?Copy !req
817. He didn't have to,Copy !req
818. that was the point of
the whole fuckin' exercise.Copy !req
819. But he didn't flip you off
or nothing.Copy !req
820. You said so yourself.Copy !req
821. Maybe doing that scene
brought up some bad feelings.Copy !req
822. What scene?Copy !req
823. You know, where he was
supposed to be your father.Copy !req
824. You said the class all
clapped and everything.Copy !req
825. I was fuckin' acting.Copy !req
826. I was better than Mitch,
that's all.Copy !req
827. Even I knew that.Copy !req
828. Maybe he really reminded
you of your fatherCopy !req
829. and that's why you
got so into it.Copy !req
830. And maybe that's why you
hit him tonight.Copy !req
831. My father?Copy !req
832. All those feelings you have about how he died so young.Copy !req
833. Oh, fuck that.Copy !req
834. Acting is mostly feelings...Copy !req
835. Unless the actor's
driving a car,Copy !req
836. sword- fighting
or something.Copy !req
837. You want to write?Copy !req
838. Feelings is what
it's all about.Copy !req
839. Revealing
your innermost feelingsCopy !req
840. is the best kind of writing.Copy !req
841. And how do you know
what it's all about, huh?Copy !req
842. From writing down orders
at the fuckin' restaurant?Copy !req
843. Ow!Copy !req
844. Alright, take it easy!Copy !req
845. Your whole thing
with script- writing,Copy !req
846. who else is behind you?Copy !req
847. Who even knows about it?Copy !req
848. I hated seeing you suffer
with that writer's block.Copy !req
849. When I read the ad in the
paper, "acting for writers",Copy !req
850. I couldn't wait to get it
for you for your birthday.Copy !req
851. I'm sorry.Copy !req
852. Adriana, I'm sorry!Copy !req
853. Are you still taking
your medication?Copy !req
854. Off and on.Copy !req
855. Well, you should either take
it or don't take it, okay?Copy !req
856. In the coffee shop,Copy !req
857. you mentioned that
you had a panic attackCopy !req
858. that led to
an automobile accident.Copy !req
859. That seems like years ago.Copy !req
860. You mean, you're so busy,Copy !req
861. or you mean that
you're angry with meCopy !req
862. for not agreeing to
treat you then?Copy !req
863. I found out a little
medical history.Copy !req
864. My old man had the same thing.Copy !req
865. Panic attacks followed
by passin' out.Copy !req
866. Cracked his head open
on a cigarette machine.Copy !req
867. Interesting.Copy !req
868. Interesting?Copy !req
869. That's it?Copy !req
870. You're not gonna send me for
fuckin' tests or something?Copy !req
871. Did you read the article
in "the times"?Copy !req
872. Anthony, what is it
you want to achieve here?Copy !req
873. What I want to achieve?Copy !req
874. I wanna stop passin' out.Copy !req
875. I wanna stop fuckin' panicking.Copy !req
876. I want to direct my power
and my fuckin' angerCopy !req
877. against the people in
my life that deserve it.Copy !req
878. I wanna be in total control.Copy !req
879. There's no such thing
as total control.Copy !req
880. Of course there is.Copy !req
881. You want to be
a better gang leader,Copy !req
882. read "the art of war"
by sun zu.Copy !req
883. You know what?Copy !req
884. Fuck you.Copy !req
885. You know who I am
and you know what I do.Copy !req
886. You called me.Copy !req
887. You know where I was
yesterday when you called?Copy !req
888. I was outside a whorehouseCopy !req
889. while the guy that
works for me was insideCopy !req
890. beating the shit out of a guy
that owes me money.Copy !req
891. Broke his arm,
put a bullet in his kneecap.Copy !req
892. How'd that make you feel?Copy !req
893. I wished it was me in there.Copy !req
894. Giving the beating
or taking it?Copy !req
895. Captions copyright 2000
home box officeCopy !req