1. You should've rang
the doorbell, Brendan.Copy !req
2. Hey, you! Yeah, you!
What are you doing?Copy !req
3. We found this truck
on the side of the road.Copy !req
4. There might be transmission trouble.
You should check it out.Copy !req
5. What's going on?
Hey, that's the truck.Copy !req
6. The one that was stolen in Newark?Copy !req
7. What are you doing with the truck?Copy !req
8. It's a gift from Tony Soprano.Copy !req
9. Let's call the cops.
Those guys killed Hector.Copy !req
10. I don't believe it. We just returned
the biggest score of my year.Copy !req
11. Listen, you fuck.Copy !req
12. Uncle Junior's breaking Tony's
balls since you hijacked that truck.Copy !req
13. You're lucky Tony doesn't shove
the cab up your ass.Copy !req
14. What else did Comley say?Copy !req
15. Nothing much.Copy !req
16. There was stuff missing
from the truck...Copy !req
17. but he didn't give a fuck
as long as the thing's back.Copy !req
18. Then he said to tell Tony thanks,
and if Tony needs anything, to call.Copy !req
19. Tony?Copy !req
20. Those junkie fucks work for Tony.Copy !req
21. They hijack Comley's truck,
I get it back, and he thanks Tony?Copy !req
22. Well, I think you should've taken care
of this Christopher Moltisanti thing...Copy !req
23. the minute it first happened.Copy !req
24. You should've sent a clear signal:
"You fuck with Junior Soprano—"Copy !req
25. Take it easy.
We're not making a Western here.Copy !req
26. Fucking family.Copy !req
27. I bought his kid
a $400 surfboard for his birthday.Copy !req
28. Mr. Soprano?Copy !req
29. How you doing?Copy !req
30. Is that a trick picture out there?Copy !req
31. Which?Copy !req
32. The barn.Copy !req
33. And the old tree
all rotted out inside.Copy !req
34. It's just a picture I bought.Copy !req
35. I remember, in a little gallery
in Provincetown.Copy !req
36. That is a special-made
psychological picture.Copy !req
37. Like that what-do-you-call-it test.Copy !req
38. The Korschach.Copy !req
39. You think I want to trick you?Copy !req
40. - Oh, no.
- What does that picture say?Copy !req
41. "We're from Harvard,
and what do you think of...Copy !req
42. Not to me.Copy !req
43. But it's got that built right into it.Copy !req
44. How are things?Copy !req
45. Good.Copy !req
46. I had a real good week.Copy !req
47. A friend's in the hospital.Copy !req
48. That's never pleasant, but...Copy !req
49. Otherwise, I'm having a good week.Copy !req
50. - What's he in for?
- They thought it was an ulcer.Copy !req
51. You know, then this, then that.Copy !req
52. - You're worried about him?
- Jackie?Copy !req
53. Jackie's so fucking mean,
he'll scare that cancer away.Copy !req
54. Your friend has cancer?Copy !req
55. Jackie, when they hook you up,
do you make sure they don't have...Copy !req
56. What do you mean?Copy !req
57. This is a good hospital, sweetheart.
Nothing like that's gonna happen here.Copy !req
58. Air in the line'll kill you.
You know who else—?Copy !req
59. You know who else has cancer?Copy !req
60. Tommy DiPalma.Copy !req
61. He's got it much worse.
It's eating his brain away.Copy !req
62. Hey, somebody having a baby or what?Copy !req
63. - How you doing?
- All right.Copy !req
64. - How you feeling?
- Good.Copy !req
65. Hesh, how you doing?
Good to see you.Copy !req
66. Thanks for coming.Copy !req
67. Jackie, looking well, pal.Copy !req
68. Here, Ro, for you.Copy !req
69. You're beautiful.Copy !req
70. Mikey, nice to see you again
in men's clothing.Copy !req
71. I should grab a fire extinguisher.Copy !req
72. I heard your friend had a spontaneous
combustion in his restaurant.Copy !req
73. I'm going to the cafeteria.
Want anything?Copy !req
74. A plate of braciole.Copy !req
75. - They got grappa in this thing?
- Oh, I wish.Copy !req
76. See you later. I got some errands.Copy !req
77. - Give Junior my love.
- I will.Copy !req
78. Tell my uncle I sent back the truck.
Give me the vinegar peppers he owes me.Copy !req
79. Thank God he left.Copy !req
80. He's a nice guy,
but he's like the Grim Reaper.Copy !req
81. He knows every guy with cancer,
and he can't wait to tell you.Copy !req
82. Jackie, you might be a candidate
for clinical trials.Copy !req
83. These stem cell therapies—Copy !req
84. Paulie, he don't want to hear
no more cancer talk.Copy !req
85. Get the fuck out of here!Copy !req
86. Trust me, you caught a break being
Jewish. See what I gotta deal with?Copy !req
87. Jews, that's right.
I knew there was something.Copy !req
88. Tony, you know Teittleman?Copy !req
89. Owns property. Owns the motel
down the street from the club.Copy !req
90. The Jew with the black clothes
and the curls.Copy !req
91. They're called Hasidim.Copy !req
92. "Hasidim" but I don't believe them.Copy !req
93. - What does Teittleman want?
- A divorce for his daughter.Copy !req
94. What do you mean?Copy !req
95. His son-in-law will not give
his daughter the consent...Copy !req
96. unless Teittleman gives him
50 percent of his motel.Copy !req
97. They call it a get.Copy !req
98. Why don't he just...?Copy !req
99. It's taboo for their religion.Copy !req
100. You know about this shit?Copy !req
101. Run. Trust me. You don't want
to do business with these people.Copy !req
102. He said there's 25 large in it
if we can get him this get.Copy !req
103. There's a saying amongst Jews:Copy !req
104. "When a Jew gets a divorce,
even the altar sheds tears."Copy !req
105. All right, I heard enough.Copy !req
106. Look, I'm getting kind of tired.Copy !req
107. Let's go get a cup of coffee.Copy !req
108. See you later, Jackie.
Take care.Copy !req
109. - Take care.
- All right, Jackie.Copy !req
110. That crash was Meadow Soprano
jumping her cue.Copy !req
111. Miss Marris, we're exhausted from
studying for SATs. We were up past 2.Copy !req
112. - Are you her lawyer?
- No.Copy !req
113. Why they'd schedule SATs
the same week as our recital—Copy !req
114. - Same day.
- What?Copy !req
115. If we're kicked out of Concert Singers,
we lose our best extracurricular.Copy !req
116. Goodbye, Berkeley.
Hello, Glassboro State.Copy !req
117. I cannot wait until all of North America
is between me and Tony and Carmela.Copy !req
118. New Jersey blows.Copy !req
119. I want to go to Berkeley so bad.Copy !req
120. The whole East, I can't deal anymore.Copy !req
121. So we don't sleep till after the SATs.Copy !req
122. Don't mind the mess.
I wasn't expecting company.Copy !req
123. I couldn't wait.
I had to see the new house.Copy !req
124. - Where's King Arthur?
- Downstairs. This plumbing!Copy !req
125. - Here?
- Yeah.Copy !req
126. Oh, I love the coziness.Copy !req
127. Welcome to the neighborhood.Copy !req
128. Well, the school district, anyway.Copy !req
129. Carm, you did not have to do this.Copy !req
130. I mean, we don't see each other
like we used to—Copy !req
131. I want that to change.Copy !req
132. - Could this be Artie Bucco?
- Hey, capitano!Copy !req
133. The place looks good.Copy !req
134. It needs a little work,
but we'll get there.Copy !req
135. You need some cash until the
insurance on the restaurant comes...Copy !req
136. Insurance. There'll be an Italian president
before I see any insurance money.Copy !req
137. I thought that was settled.Copy !req
138. Join the club. They're doing
a second arson investigation.Copy !req
139. They think you're mobbed up?
You're a working stiff.Copy !req
140. It doesn't make any sense. Who would
burn down a perfectly good restaurant?Copy !req
141. It's stupid.Copy !req
142. Insane.Copy !req
143. - Sorry, Artie.
- Life goes on, no?Copy !req
144. I could always be a plumber, no?Copy !req
145. Only one concept to master:
Shit runs downhill.Copy !req
146. Yes, it does. Come in the kitchen.
I'll buy you a beer.Copy !req
147. - Mr. Soprano.
- Mr. Teittleman.Copy !req
148. - My pleasure.
- Have a seat.Copy !req
149. - Thank you.
- Silvio you know.Copy !req
150. Paulie.Copy !req
151. How are you?Copy !req
152. This is my son.Copy !req
153. Does he have a name?Copy !req
154. Oh, I'm sorry. It's Hillel.Copy !req
155. You know about
my daughter and her husband?Copy !req
156. Yeah, he knows.Copy !req
157. Do you have a daughter, Mr. Soprano?Copy !req
158. Yes. Call me Tony.Copy !req
159. What would you do if she was
abused by her husband?Copy !req
160. Talk to him.Copy !req
161. Yeah, in ball-peen hammer.Copy !req
162. I think you understand my anger.Copy !req
163. He's harming my daughter,
and he's mocking our laws of marriage.Copy !req
164. Look, let's understand each other
from the get-go here, okay?Copy !req
165. I'm in waste management.Copy !req
166. I'm only here because I'm Silvio's
friend, you're Silvio's friend.Copy !req
167. You may be having a problem
I can help you with.Copy !req
168. If I can do it,
that will make me happy.Copy !req
169. What's your problem, Hil?Copy !req
170. - Please finish.
- You're being shaken down...Copy !req
171. - ... for 50 percent of your motel.
- Correct.Copy !req
172. The goon squads who smacked these
husbands around to get the divorce...Copy !req
173. were put out of business
by the D.A.Copy !req
174. All right, 25 percent.
He wants 50, we get 25.Copy !req
175. I don't understand.Copy !req
176. I'm not talking to you.Copy !req
177. You get me what I want, Mr. Soprano,
and you have a deal.Copy !req
178. It's done.Copy !req
179. You let them in our motel,
you'll never get them out.Copy !req
180. That's a commercial, isn't it?Copy !req
181. Julio, before lunch
I want you to do bedding inventory.Copy !req
182. Half-hour, and no cervezas, please.Copy !req
183. Yes, may I help you?Copy !req
184. That depends. Are you Ariel?Copy !req
185. That also depends.
Are you a bill collector?Copy !req
186. What is this, the Catskills?
Shecky Greene we got here.Copy !req
187. Let's talk about your father-in-law.Copy !req
188. I'm sorry. He's not here.Copy !req
189. We know he's not here.Copy !req
190. But we want to talk to you
about him and you. And him.Copy !req
191. This problem that you're having.Copy !req
192. Look, I don't know who you are...Copy !req
193. but any problem I may be having
with my family is none of your matter.Copy !req
194. So get out of here.Copy !req
195. No, no, look.
Shlomo is a friend of mine.Copy !req
196. And you're bragging this?Copy !req
197. This guy—Copy !req
198. You couldn't possibly understand
what's going on here.Copy !req
199. Shlomo is an arrogant,
ignorant control freak.Copy !req
200. Look, I know him since before I had
hair on my pitzl. I made this place.Copy !req
201. The flyers, the car rental drop-off,
the business breakfast.Copy !req
202. It was me, not him.Copy !req
203. So I sweated blood into this place,
and he owes me.Copy !req
204. And I intend to get what's mine.Copy !req
205. So please, don't embarrass yourself
any further. Just leave.Copy !req
206. I'm not embarrassed. You embarrassed?Copy !req
207. Listen to me, you weirdo fuck.Copy !req
208. You give Shlomo whatever he wants
and you forget this 50 percent shit.Copy !req
209. You got nothing coming to you.
Understand me? Nothing!Copy !req
210. Fuck you!Copy !req
211. Say bupkes, Paulie.Copy !req
212. That's how they say "nothing."Copy !req
213. Fuck that.
This is how I say "nothing."Copy !req
214. How's that for nothing?Copy !req
215. - You know what?
- Probably not.Copy !req
216. The fundraiser for Pediatric Hospital?Copy !req
217. I'm gonna hire Artie and Charmaine
to cater it.Copy !req
218. Since when do we
open our house to strangers?Copy !req
219. Oh, you're right.
Let's just move back to Italy.Copy !req
220. We'll live in a hill town like
our ancestors, put a wall around it...Copy !req
221. and throw burning oil on all
travelers that knock at the gate.Copy !req
222. Come on!Copy !req
223. Poor Charmaine. I tried to find
nice things to say about that house.Copy !req
224. Ain't that bad. Just needs
a little work, that's all.Copy !req
225. Those two are so broke.
And that fire.Copy !req
226. If that insurance would
get off its ass.Copy !req
227. - Could it have been arson?
- What's the matter with you?Copy !req
228. I can't believe you guys
didn't get enough for us.Copy !req
229. Yeah, put Matt on.Copy !req
230. Hold on.Copy !req
231. What's going on?
You trying to damage your inner ears?Copy !req
232. We're studying.Copy !req
233. These are practice tests
and they're brutal.Copy !req
234. Your parents know you're here,
cacciatore?Copy !req
235. - They don't care.
- She's sleeping over.Copy !req
236. Can Hunter please sleep over?Copy !req
237. Start sleeping, then.
Study time's over.Copy !req
238. We still have six more chapters left.Copy !req
239. Then can you keep the decibel level
down, please? For my husband.Copy !req
240. Matt, I'm serious, you guys.Copy !req
241. If we can't score some crystal,
we're dead.Copy !req
242. With this budget, we can do
three waiters for the hors d'oeuvres...Copy !req
243. two for the champagne.Copy !req
244. It's such a load off.
This party has me at sixes and sevens.Copy !req
245. Pediatric Hospital's
such a worthy cause.Copy !req
246. Oona!Copy !req
247. There's fingerprints on the breakfront.
I want this place to sparkle.Copy !req
248. She's usually very good. From Poland.Copy !req
249. Please get in the car, sir.Copy !req
250. Like the cop would be calling him
"sir" if the cameras weren't around.Copy !req
251. I saw this one.Copy !req
252. Then call Tony
so he can call Junior...Copy !req
253. and see if we can
change the channel.Copy !req
254. Get that, will you, babe?Copy !req
255. Sure. I'm the only one
who has to go to work.Copy !req
256. Yeah, restaurant hostess.
Real tough work.Copy !req
257. It's your little cousin.Copy !req
258. - What's up?
- How are you?Copy !req
259. - What are you doing here?
- Hello to you too.Copy !req
260. Hunter, what are you doing?Copy !req
261. Don't mind him. His brain is fried.Copy !req
262. You want a soda or something?Copy !req
263. - How about a beer?
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
264. Just kidding. I'll have a Coke
if you have one.Copy !req
265. What do you want, Meadow?Copy !req
266. She wants something from me.Copy !req
267. In your dreams, Brendan.Copy !req
268. So what do you want?Copy !req
269. I wanna cop.Copy !req
270. Here you go.Copy !req
271. What do you mean, "cop"?Copy !req
272. Score. We want to score some crystal.Copy !req
273. You got money?Copy !req
274. - You ain't giving them shit.
- Why not?Copy !req
275. Your father'll put a bullet
in my head.Copy !req
276. Since when do you take speed, anyway?Copy !req
277. She doesn't. I need it to study.Copy !req
278. Yeah, right. Hunter needs it.Copy !req
279. Forget about it. No fucking way.Copy !req
280. What?Copy !req
281. He just craves attention.Copy !req
282. Just thought I'd ask you
before we went to Jefferson Avenue.Copy !req
283. Those melanzane will rob you,
rape you and leave you on the road.Copy !req
284. What do you see in him?Copy !req
285. Money. What do you think?Copy !req
286. Fuck you.Copy !req
287. - See you, Christopher.
- I got my own money.Copy !req
288. What about me?
Nobody's gonna say goodbye to me?Copy !req
289. Bye.Copy !req
290. Bye, guys.Copy !req
291. You can't let her go to Jefferson
Avenue. They'll sell her Ajax.Copy !req
292. She won't go there. She just wants
me to give her some speed.Copy !req
293. Isn't it better if she gets it from you
with all that poison around?Copy !req
294. Kids. You think you can protect them.Copy !req
295. But you can't.Copy !req
296. As the rainy season approaches,
chicks alter their eating habits.Copy !req
297. Are you watching
that nature shit again?Copy !req
298. What are you doing here?Copy !req
299. My kid stepped on a nail.
I had to get him a shot.Copy !req
300. Yeah, where is he?Copy !req
301. At the ER with Carmela.Copy !req
302. So whatever happened
with the Jew at the motel?Copy !req
303. They reached out to him,
he wasn't receptive.Copy !req
304. They're going back.Copy !req
305. - Want me to leave?
- Just looking for my nurse's pen.Copy !req
306. You got the wrong room
because you are not my nurse.Copy !req
307. I know, but I made up the bed.Copy !req
308. No, sweetheart. I have not been
out of this bed all day.Copy !req
309. - Sorry, I need to check some vitals—
- What are you doing?Copy !req
310. That seems to be working fine.Copy !req
311. Nobody sends flower arrangements
like New York.Copy !req
312. Let me just check his—Copy !req
313. This damn IV.Copy !req
314. Damn!Copy !req
315. I got it.Copy !req
316. I seem to be having a problem. Do you
mind if I borrow one of your gowns?Copy !req
317. It's okay.
It's a private party.Copy !req
318. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Have a nice night.Copy !req
319. Oh, Madonna!Copy !req
320. I got you, you prick!
You should've seen your face!Copy !req
321. - You prick!
- "I haven't been out of bed all day."Copy !req
322. - Look at your face.
- Who the hell is this?Copy !req
323. Relax, Mr. Aprile.
It's time for your sponge bath.Copy !req
324. She's a friend of mine from the club.
Nice girl.Copy !req
325. I joined them later on.
We got a little booze.Copy !req
326. You were nice to have a party
for your friend.Copy !req
327. "Tufts Medical School."Copy !req
328. You're a doctor.Copy !req
329. What do you think? About Jackie?Copy !req
330. I'd have to know more about
his condition.Copy !req
331. I told you about his condition.
He's got cancer.Copy !req
332. What kind of cancer?Copy !req
333. It's in the intestines.Copy !req
334. There was a tumor
and they took it out.Copy !req
335. And it's recurred.Copy !req
336. But you said he might go home.
They're not operating?Copy !req
337. It's next to something vital.Copy !req
338. - I see.
- You see?Copy !req
339. From what you're saying,
it doesn't sound good.Copy !req
340. From what I'm telling you?Copy !req
341. What do I know? I'm not a doctor.Copy !req
342. - You're angry. Who with?
- I'll tell you.Copy !req
343. This man has had chemo every day
for three weeks.Copy !req
344. He still has every last hair
on his head.Copy !req
345. Every last hair on his head,
and he's got a beautiful head of hair.Copy !req
346. So don't tell me how it sounds.
You don't know him or me...Copy !req
347. or what you're talking about.Copy !req
348. We're getting closer to you
confronting your true feelings...Copy !req
349. about what's really going on.Copy !req
350. Wait a minute.
I just told you my true feelings.Copy !req
351. You tell me what's really going on.Copy !req
352. The tree in the painting rotted out,
you said.Copy !req
353. Nothing indicates that.Copy !req
354. I knew that was a fucking scam.Copy !req
355. I knew that painting was
a fucking scam!Copy !req
356. You remember your dream? The ducks?Copy !req
357. It took on another meaning.Copy !req
358. What happens to a tree
that's rotted out?Copy !req
359. Trees, ducks.
What are you, Ranger Rick?Copy !req
360. Some job you shrinks got.
You think everybody's lying...Copy !req
361. while you're pulling scams on them!
Fuck you!Copy !req
362. There's 37 definites.
We got another 13 maybes...Copy !req
363. plus the whole
Pediatric Hospital Board.Copy !req
364. Right.Copy !req
365. Are you sure we ordered
enough champagne?Copy !req
366. Right.Copy !req
367. Gene says they shouldn't be too sober
for the auction.Copy !req
368. If anyone ever finds out
you got this from me—Copy !req
369. Look at me. This is no joke.Copy !req
370. We don't always get along,
but you don't want to see me dead.Copy !req
371. I gotta call Hunter.
You're the best.Copy !req
372. Hey, I'm serious. Just this once,
okay? I'm no drug dealer.Copy !req
373. I don't want to see you get poisoned.
Your father ever finds out—Copy !req
374. God, doesn't anyone ever knock?Copy !req
375. Tell Brendan that Hunter would
rather die than go out with him.Copy !req
376. Brendan?Copy !req
377. Christopher, keep that asshole
away from that child.Copy !req
378. He asked me to do him a favor,
I did it.Copy !req
379. All right, you delivered the message.
Now let Meadow study.Copy !req
380. Two goombahs
from the old neighborhood.Copy !req
381. What, they think they're gonna name it
the Soprano Wing in the new hospital?Copy !req
382. I think you're just
jealous of their money.Copy !req
383. - Me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
384. Okay, but explain to me this.Copy !req
385. He offers us two tickets to the
Caribbean out of friendship.Copy !req
386. You say no, they're tainted.Copy !req
387. But for some party,
I take his money to clean his toilets.Copy !req
388. First of all, Arthur, this is
a paying job and not some cruise.Copy !req
389. And why do you always
have to exaggerate?Copy !req
390. You're not cleaning his toilets.
You're a chef.Copy !req
391. Good. So you don't mind that he
fronts me money for a new place...Copy !req
392. because he offered.Copy !req
393. Look at that face.Copy !req
394. Oh, God, don't tell me that you
took money from Tony Soprano.Copy !req
395. How is it different?
I'm a chef. I need a place to cook.Copy !req
396. How? I'm giving Carmela my support,
that's how.Copy !req
397. And it's for a very reputable cause.Copy !req
398. But to have that man as a partner,
trust me, that would be insane.Copy !req
399. It'd mean the end of everything.Copy !req
400. At least he made the gesture.Copy !req
401. Name me another person who offered us
anything except the Sopranos?Copy !req
402. Watch what you're doing.
You're squeezing the quail.Copy !req
403. Should we turn on the air?Copy !req
404. It's going okay.
Do you like the food?Copy !req
405. I was so busy schmoozing,
I barely had a bite.Copy !req
406. Don't miss those
little veal tonnatos.Copy !req
407. Charmaine!Copy !req
408. Not in the car! Please!
Not in the car!Copy !req
409. Shut up! Shut up!Copy !req
410. Shut up and get in
the fucking car!Copy !req
411. I can't get used to
strangers in my house.Copy !req
412. Why'd you invite them?Copy !req
413. Try one of these.Copy !req
414. You're a fucking great cook.Copy !req
415. I cook like this...Copy !req
416. it reminds me of what I lost.Copy !req
417. To have my restaurant ripped from me.
I can't tell you...Copy !req
418. It was like losing a limb.Copy !req
419. - Sometimes I lay in bed—
- Enough already.Copy !req
420. Forget about the past.
Look to the future.Copy !req
421. I'm sick of hearing of your restaurant.
Shut up, you depressing jerk!Copy !req
422. What the fuck do you know about it?Copy !req
423. You motherfucker.Copy !req
424. You fucking jerk!Copy !req
425. Come on. Give it up.Copy !req
426. See what you get when you—Copy !req
427. Fucking son of a bitch!Copy !req
428. - Get up, you stubborn fuck.
- Please!Copy !req
429. Too late. All this because
you won't say yes to a divorce?Copy !req
430. It's not that simple!Copy !req
431. Why not? You sign your fucking name
to a piece of paper!Copy !req
432. I don't like you.Copy !req
433. Well, I don't like you.
You believe this prick?Copy !req
434. What do I get, huh? You work
for nothing? I don't think so!Copy !req
435. I say we force-feed him his sombrero.Copy !req
436. She wants to go to Israel,
I send her. I pay.Copy !req
437. I feed her, I clothe her,
I put a roof over her head.Copy !req
438. I worked for her father for 20 years
and took his abuse.Copy !req
439. So I get nothing?Copy !req
440. - Stand up!
- We don't care.Copy !req
441. Tough fucking luck, ain't it, pal?Copy !req
442. You mother—!Copy !req
443. Silvio!Copy !req
444. Motherfucker.Copy !req
445. This guy's a bull.Copy !req
446. Paulie, if we don't kill this prick...Copy !req
447. we should put him to work.Copy !req
448. Time's a-wasting.Copy !req
449. I was lucky I could get out at all
with that party tonight.Copy !req
450. Shit!Copy !req
451. - Hello.
- Tony.Copy !req
452. Sorry to bother you.
This isn't working out how we hoped.Copy !req
453. With our friend
with the funny sideburns.Copy !req
454. Don't say no more on the phone.Copy !req
455. I'm coming down.Copy !req
456. Shit!Copy !req
457. I gotta go.Copy !req
458. You just got here.Copy !req
459. Yeah, I know, but I gotta go.Copy !req
460. What's that painting mean to you?Copy !req
461. Nothing. It just reminds me
of David Hockey.Copy !req
462. You want something to munch on?Copy !req
463. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
464. Most guys I know would be happy
to get rid of their wife.Copy !req
465. I tried explaining the realities here.Copy !req
466. This guy's as stubborn
as a fucking mule.Copy !req
467. He says it's principle.Copy !req
468. I think we gotta... you know.
That's why we called you.Copy !req
469. I promised the father-in-law
I wouldn't.Copy !req
470. I don't know what else to do.Copy !req
471. You're a stupid fucker,
you know that?Copy !req
472. I've heard it said.Copy !req
473. What are you, proud of it?Copy !req
474. You kill me and a dark cloud goes over
Shlomo's house.Copy !req
475. Either way, they'll be no get
unless restitution is made.Copy !req
476. You really would let me kill you,
you sick fuck.Copy !req
477. You ever heard of the Masada?Copy !req
478. For two years, 900 Jews
held their own...Copy !req
479. against 15,000 Roman soldiers.Copy !req
480. They chose death before enslavement.Copy !req
481. And the Romans, where are they now?Copy !req
482. You're looking at them, asshole.Copy !req
483. Yea, though I walk through
the valley of the shadow of death...Copy !req
484. I fear no evil
for Thou art with me.Copy !req
485. Yeah, hold that thought.Copy !req
486. - Yeah.
- Hesh.Copy !req
487. I'm with my non-shellfish-eating
friend, and I'm tapped out.Copy !req
488. This guy won't listen to reason.Copy !req
489. Didn't I tell you, huh?Copy !req
490. I warned you to keep away
from them.Copy !req
491. He left me no options.Copy !req
492. He's willing to go down with the ship.Copy !req
493. Here's a thought.Copy !req
494. Maybe he's willing to go to
the world to come...Copy !req
495. but if he's stuck here
on this earth...Copy !req
496. I know one thing that no man
wants to go through life without.Copy !req
497. What?Copy !req
498. That's a brilliant idea.Copy !req
499. Make like a mohel, huh?Copy !req
500. Finish his bris.Copy !req
501. Yeah.Copy !req
502. Paulie, get the ball cutters
from out of the truck.Copy !req
503. Ariel, we're going to plan B.Copy !req
504. The phone has been ringing
all morning.Copy !req
505. The Rotellis, the Trillos.
He has to do with computers.Copy !req
506. They're wonderful.
She invited us to brunch.Copy !req
507. - Really?
- Yep.Copy !req
508. But it was the food, Mainie.
Everybody raved about it.Copy !req
509. Cynthia said, "I love those rice balls,"
like she never had arancini before.Copy !req
510. Really, Mainie, I couldn't have
done it without you.Copy !req
511. It meant so much to me,
having you here.Copy !req
512. It just made it so much fun for me.Copy !req
513. Mainie, is something wrong?
You got something on your mind?Copy !req
514. What could be wrong?Copy !req
515. Listen, sweetie.Copy !req
516. It may not seem like it right now,
but you'll get back on your feet again.Copy !req
517. Carmela, I'm fine where I am.Copy !req
518. I know. That's not what I meant.Copy !req
519. Carmela, I never wanted
to tell you this.Copy !req
520. It happened so long ago.
You and Tony weren't even married.Copy !req
521. It's probably silly for me
to even bring it up now.Copy !req
522. What?Copy !req
523. You were at the shore
with your parents.Copy !req
524. You and Tony were on the outs.
He called me.Copy !req
525. He did?Copy !req
526. One thing led to another,
we started dating each other and...Copy !req
527. Carmela, I slept with him.Copy !req
528. You slept with Tony?Copy !req
529. Really, it wasn't for me.Copy !req
530. Carmela, what I'm trying to say is,
stop worrying about me.Copy !req
531. Really. I mean, we both made
our choices. I'm fine with mine.Copy !req
532. I'd like for you to consider this.Copy !req
533. Don't give me that.Copy !req
534. What's going on? Why'd you page me?Copy !req
535. This guy's trying to pull
some bullshit.Copy !req
536. Hey, ZZ Top. The guy gave you
the get, didn't he?Copy !req
537. But not because of you.
You threatened him with castration.Copy !req
538. It was business that brought him around.
He wanted 50%, you wanted 25%.Copy !req
539. So I split the difference.
I gave him 15 percent...Copy !req
540. he gives my daughter
the divorce...Copy !req
541. - It's business. It worked out.
- You gotta walk with me, Shlomo.Copy !req
542. Listen, don't worry.Copy !req
543. I'm taking good care of you here.Copy !req
544. What's that?Copy !req
545. For your considerable trouble.
As the Talmud says—Copy !req
546. I don't give a shit
what he says, okay?Copy !req
547. You want to give your son-in-law
15 percent of the motel?Copy !req
548. You go ahead.
It comes out of your end.Copy !req
549. Now, we got you your get.
You get us our 25 percent. Got it?Copy !req
550. My son was right.Copy !req
551. You're mud. Godless clay!Copy !req
552. I created a living golem!Copy !req
553. What the fuck is a golem?Copy !req
554. It's a monster! Frankenstein!Copy !req
555. - Get out of here...
- Living dead!Copy !req
556. before I take your asshole son
and shove him up your ass!Copy !req
557. Shut up!Copy !req
558. Hey.Copy !req
559. Hey, how you doing?Copy !req
560. One second.Copy !req
561. I got some good news. We're in the
motel business. How do you like that?Copy !req
562. Read this.Copy !req
563. 102.7.Copy !req
564. They should take my temperature
with the other machine.Copy !req
565. Paulie broke his hand
on the guy's head.Copy !req
566. - Digital.
- We're waling on this guy.Copy !req
567. - I'm gonna cut his dick off.
- I'll call the nurse.Copy !req
568. He's mumbling and praying.
I'm getting his pants off.Copy !req
569. They should take my temperature again.Copy !req
570. Yeah, yeah, call them.Copy !req
571. Poor Jackie.Copy !req
572. God has his reasons.Copy !req
573. Livia, he looked twice as old as me.Copy !req
574. So what's really on your mind, Corrado?Copy !req
575. This Christopher Moltisanti.Copy !req
576. Christopher? What about him?Copy !req
577. Him and his little friend.Copy !req
578. They're slapping me in the face,
and they're hiding behind Tony.Copy !req
579. Well, Tony always loved Christopher
like a son.Copy !req
580. And so do I, Junior.Copy !req
581. He put up my storm windows for me
one year.Copy !req
582. Good.Copy !req
583. But what do I do?Copy !req
584. I just let him and this Filone kid
piss on me in public?Copy !req
585. And how far do I go before I light
a frigging match...Copy !req
586. under that hotheaded son of yours?Copy !req
587. Maybe Christopher could use
a little talking to.Copy !req
588. You know.Copy !req
589. The other one...Copy !req
590. Filone?Copy !req
591. I don't know.Copy !req
592. You got a lot of sense for an old gal.Copy !req
593. No, I'm a babbling idiot.Copy !req
594. That's why my son put me
in a nursing home.Copy !req
595. He didn't even care I was there.Copy !req
596. It was just him
and that fucking cancer.Copy !req
597. It's like he's already gone.Copy !req
598. Yes.Copy !req
599. Somebody called me
a Frankenstein today.Copy !req
600. Really?Copy !req
601. This Hasid I'm doing business with.Copy !req
602. These Hasids, I mean,
they're out there...Copy !req
603. but they got their beliefs,
you know?Copy !req
604. They're not afraid of death.
This one guy wasn't.Copy !req
605. Maybe they have the belief
because they are afraid.Copy !req
606. I'm not afraid of death.Copy !req
607. Not if it's for something.Copy !req
608. You know? A war, something like that.Copy !req
609. A reason.Copy !req
610. But Jackie...Copy !req
611. To see this strong...Copy !req
612. beautiful man...Copy !req
613. just wither away to nothing...Copy !req
614. And you can't do nothing about it.Copy !req
615. You can't fight it.Copy !req
616. You envy the Hasids and their beliefs?Copy !req
617. All this shit's for nothing?Copy !req
618. If it's for nothing,
why must I think about it?Copy !req
619. That's the mystery, isn't it?Copy !req
620. The mystery of God,
or whatever you want to call it...Copy !req
621. and why we're given
the questionable gift...Copy !req
622. of knowing that we're gonna die.Copy !req
623. Do you feel like Frankenstein?Copy !req
624. A thing?Copy !req
625. Lacking humanity?Copy !req
626. Lacking human feelings?Copy !req
627. Thank you. That's for you.Copy !req
628. Say hello to Freddy, all right?Copy !req
629. Let me go!Copy !req
630. Let me go!Copy !req
631. You're friends of
Tony's goomar, right?Copy !req
632. Meadow wanted the crystal.Copy !req
633. If I didn't get it to her,
she would've went to Jefferson.Copy !req
634. You tell Tony.
They would've beat her and raped her!Copy !req
635. I don't want to die now!Copy !req
636. I didn't mean it. I am sorry!Copy !req
637. Listen to me!
I was trying to save her!Copy !req
638. Listen to me! You speak English?Copy !req
639. Don't shoot me! Don't shoot!Copy !req
640. Fuck!Copy !req
641. Hi, Jack. Bye, Jack.Copy !req