1. We know what we're gonna do.Copy !req
2. Till the government indicts, anyway.Copy !req
3. Jimmy! This answers your concerns?Copy !req
4. I think a lot of good ground
was covered.Copy !req
5. Okay, I guess that's it.Copy !req
6. - You gotta get the tickets.
- I got them already.Copy !req
7. Fuck! The Rangers
are gonna lose anyway.Copy !req
8. You're right, it's him.Copy !req
9. He asks for a meeting to discuss
shit we covered. He's wearing a wire.Copy !req
10. You got my okay.Copy !req
11. Send a message to everybody else.Copy !req
12. All right.Copy !req
13. See you later.Copy !req
14. Who told me you hated
the fucking Russians?Copy !req
15. The pricks Junior brought to pound
my ass were Russian. I was bitter.Copy !req
16. Tony's goomar is Russian,
you couldn't ask for a nicer person.Copy !req
17. - These two are friends of hers.
- I got enough cologne on?Copy !req
18. Smells like Paco Rabanne
crawled up your ass and died.Copy !req
19. Easy for you to say.
I don't get young ones.Copy !req
20. You'll be glad I got you out of bed.Copy !req
21. Russian boo-boos, you go for some
foreplay, they'll detail your car.Copy !req
22. - How's the hygiene over there?
- I don't know. This is here.Copy !req
23. You didn't let me
put anything decent on.Copy !req
24. Here we are.Copy !req
25. Baby, how are you?Copy !req
26. - Is Tatiana here?
- I'll go get her.Copy !req
27. - You are Jimmy?
- Yeah, that's right, I'm Jimmy.Copy !req
28. My man!Copy !req
29. Big tits, little feet.
A hit in any man's league.Copy !req
30. Have a seat.Copy !req
31. Punk-ass pieces of shit!
You forget I'm a captain?Copy !req
32. Why don't you call for help
on your radio mike, you rat!Copy !req
33. - Mother of God!
- What's wrong?Copy !req
34. Not wearing one tonight?Copy !req
35. No time to put on anything decent.Copy !req
36. God!Copy !req
37. Get the piano dolly.Copy !req
38. Come on, stop, I want to watch.Copy !req
39. Kiss me!Copy !req
40. Oh, Georgia O'Keeffe.Copy !req
41. Was that your back gate?Copy !req
42. Last thing I need is your dad
comes home, sees my Dominican ass.Copy !req
43. - Settimia!
- Jesus fuck!Copy !req
44. I just saw my grandmother. How'd she
get here from her nursing home?Copy !req
45. Settimia!Copy !req
46. Cakey!Copy !req
47. Tell my sister to open the door!Copy !req
48. Grandma, it's me! Anthony Jr.Copy !req
49. You've got whooping cough!
Get yourself under the vaporizer!Copy !req
50. Holy shit.Copy !req
51. What do you want?Copy !req
52. Go away!Copy !req
53. I will never speak...Copy !req
54. another word to you
again, Settimia.Copy !req
55. Aunt Settimia's dead.
It's me, Meadow.Copy !req
56. Faccia brutta!Copy !req
57. Grandma, it's Meadow, remember?
Come sit down.Copy !req
58. Yes. Meadow.Copy !req
59. Oh, I can't stay in this house,
honey bunch.Copy !req
60. Not while that faccia brutta's
in here.Copy !req
61. Come on, let's go see who it is.Copy !req
62. Evening. How are we?Copy !req
63. Make my sister get out of the house.Copy !req
64. It's 1 a.m. Why were you walking
on Mountain Avenue at this hour?Copy !req
65. Shut up.Copy !req
66. We got a complaint
from your neighbors.Copy !req
67. She's my grandmother.Copy !req
68. Hi, Grandma.Copy !req
69. - Hi!
- Ah, shit!Copy !req
70. - You know this young man?
- Of course, he's...Copy !req
71. He's my grandson.Copy !req
72. And is this your house, dear?Copy !req
73. Where was she trying to get to?Copy !req
74. Schrafts.Copy !req
75. She's being retested.Copy !req
76. For Alzheimer's.Copy !req
77. It's been a long odyssey
with your mother.Copy !req
78. Oh, these last 500 years
just seemed to race by.Copy !req
79. Listen to me.Copy !req
80. It's okay.Copy !req
81. Let it out.Copy !req
82. They're transferring her
to the nursing unit.Copy !req
83. Which is the thing that
she dreaded and feared.Copy !req
84. Isn't it interesting how this
memory loss has cropped up...Copy !req
85. right after you failed to be
killed in the carjacking?Copy !req
86. You think it was a carjacking?Copy !req
87. Of course not.Copy !req
88. But I got an idea
who was behind it, and...Copy !req
89. Enough said.Copy !req
90. You don't want to go there.Copy !req
91. - Maybe you don't want to go there.
- What?Copy !req
92. Well, let's track it.Copy !req
93. Around the time of the shooting,
you were having hallucinations...Copy !req
94. of that Isabella figure.Copy !req
95. The protective, loving mother.Copy !req
96. Your subconscious was shouting
something at you.Copy !req
97. The day before the shooting...Copy !req
98. you said that she kept going on
about news stories...Copy !req
99. of mothers throwing their babies
out of windows.Copy !req
100. Why don't we put our cards
on the table!Copy !req
101. You think my mother tried to have me
whacked for putting her in a home?Copy !req
102. In your worst dreams,
a duck flies off with your penis!Copy !req
103. - Castration.
- My mother never went after my basket.Copy !req
104. No, not literally.Copy !req
105. Look, ordinarily a patient is helped
to make his own breakthroughs.Copy !req
106. But your life is in danger, so I'm
willing to put the cards on the table.Copy !req
107. I say what your mother has,
at the very least...Copy !req
108. is borderline
personality disorder.Copy !req
109. Borderline personality disorder?Copy !req
110. Let me read to you from
the DSM-IV, okay?Copy !req
111. Definitions of the condition.Copy !req
112. "A pattern of unstable
relationships.Copy !req
113. Affective instability."Copy !req
114. It means intense anxiety,
a joylessness.Copy !req
115. Their internal phobias are
the only things that exist.Copy !req
116. The real world, real people
are peripheral.Copy !req
117. These people have no love
or compassion.Copy !req
118. Borderline personalities are very good
at splitting behavior...Copy !req
119. creating bitterness and conflict...Copy !req
120. between others in their circle.Copy !req
121. You twisted fucking bitch!Copy !req
122. That's my mother, not some fuck
in Attica, stab you in the shower!Copy !req
123. Relax.Copy !req
124. We're through, you and I.
We're finished.Copy !req
125. You're lucky I don't
break your face in 50,000 pieces!Copy !req
126. Okay.Copy !req
127. Jackie's work killed him. All
that agita brought on the disease.Copy !req
128. His reign was peaceful.
This shooting with Tony—Copy !req
129. Suppose Jackie hadn't died of cancer.Copy !req
130. Who knows how his life
would've ended?Copy !req
131. Look at Angie Bompensiero. A fucking
shell since Pussy disappeared.Copy !req
132. Ladies! Compliments of the house.
Bucatini amatriciana.Copy !req
133. You want a pair of hippos
to walk out of here?Copy !req
134. That's imported pancetta!Copy !req
135. Will you hate me if I say I like it
here better than the old Vesuvio?Copy !req
136. A few bugs to be ironed out.Copy !req
137. The one in your salad
was a freak occurrence.Copy !req
138. My produce man, he's the most
expensive in the area.Copy !req
139. Insurance really came through!Copy !req
140. Yes, it did.Copy !req
141. Carm, what'd I hear about Tony's mom?Copy !req
142. It looks like Alzheimer's.Copy !req
143. - Oh, boy!
- Yeah.Copy !req
144. I've known Mrs. S since...Copy !req
145. She's always been an individualist,
should we say?Copy !req
146. But she's a real pistol,
what a character!Copy !req
147. - Poor Tony.
- Yeah, he's beside himself.Copy !req
148. He's got a lot on his plate.Copy !req
149. The attempted carjacking...Copy !req
150. Hey, well...Copy !req
151. I'll let you eat.Copy !req
152. - Enjoy!
- Thanks, Artie.Copy !req
153. Oh, my God, look who's here!Copy !req
154. What? You hiding back here?
Your best friend's on table 12.Copy !req
155. When are you gonna bury the hatchet?Copy !req
156. Arthur, I love Carmela like a sister.Copy !req
157. We just don't want this place
to become another Mob hangout.Copy !req
158. A certain amount of that kind
of patronage creates buzz.Copy !req
159. Artie, that kind of buzz
we should avoid in droves.Copy !req
160. First time here?Copy !req
161. Gift from the Dellacrocces.Copy !req
162. Artie's opening promotion.Copy !req
163. - You will not believe the food!
- That's what I hear.Copy !req
164. They'd have to be doing
something special...Copy !req
165. to trump you two ladies
at the spice rack.Copy !req
166. I was over at Carmela's
the other night, Ro.Copy !req
167. We had some zabaglione that,
of course, we did make it together...Copy !req
168. but everybody was raving about it!Copy !req
169. Please, you made it, basically.Copy !req
170. I wish Tony had taken me up
on my offer to talk to him...Copy !req
171. about the carjacking that day.Copy !req
172. That makes two of us.Copy !req
173. Well, I'd better get seated and order.Copy !req
174. Why don't you stay here,
take a load off!Copy !req
175. How's the watch, Father Phil?Copy !req
176. Oh, it's fantastic.Copy !req
177. I can set one of the dials
to the millennial countdown.Copy !req
178. - I haven't done it yet.
- Is that Jackie's watch?Copy !req
179. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
180. Thanks again, Ro.Copy !req
181. Mr. Soprano was kind enough
to come with us.Copy !req
182. You threatened to wait
till my kids got home.Copy !req
183. Agent Harris explained that there's
something we'd like you to hear.Copy !req
184. The Springsteen box set.
I already got it!Copy !req
185. - You know Agent Grasso.
- Yeah, how you doing?Copy !req
186. Have a seat.Copy !req
187. As we both know,
there's been an attempt on your life.Copy !req
188. You have enemies.Copy !req
189. It's a safe assumption that you may
have run out your string in Jersey.Copy !req
190. The lovely Agent Harris and I have had
this conversation. I'll pass.Copy !req
191. You haven't heard the tape.Copy !req
192. Play it.
I don't give a fuck what's on it!Copy !req
193. I understand you and Agent Grasso had
a colloquy about our shared heritage.Copy !req
194. Colla-who?Copy !req
195. You and I are not compari.Copy !req
196. You on the one hand,
me and Agent Grasso on the other.Copy !req
197. Even though our ancestors all hail
from the same sunny peninsula.Copy !req
198. What the fuck is your problem?Copy !req
199. But we do share some cultural ideas:Copy !req
200. Religious, culinary...Copy !req
201. matriarchal.Copy !req
202. Maybe we can motivate you to testify.Copy !req
203. Get the kumquats out of your mouth
and get to the point.Copy !req
204. Boy, Anthony must've really gotten
under your collar. Admit it.Copy !req
205. You're looking to crack his coglioni
for putting you in here.Copy !req
206. I don't know what
you're talking about.Copy !req
207. Yeah, and I'm playing shortstop
for the Mets.Copy !req
208. A psychiatrist.
He's been seeing one for a while now.Copy !req
209. God only knows what he says.Copy !req
210. You wired Green Grove.Copy !req
211. It was my idea. Everyone else
thought it was a waste of money.Copy !req
212. My cousin Cakey, after his lobotomy,
he looked exactly like my son.Copy !req
213. Empty, a shell. Better Cakey had died
than go on living like that.Copy !req
214. That's what his own mother
always used to say.Copy !req
215. What are you talking about,
meetings? Who, Livia?Copy !req
216. All of them!
Raymond. Larry.Copy !req
217. Three of my capos
have their mothers here?Copy !req
218. If this is true, Livia, I mean,
I'm the boss, for Christ's sake!Copy !req
219. If I don't act, blood or no—Copy !req
220. I have to!Copy !req
221. Mrs. S!Copy !req
222. How are you?Copy !req
223. You remember me?Copy !req
224. - Arthur Bucco?
- That's right!Copy !req
225. Victoria's boy!Copy !req
226. That's right.Copy !req
227. Yeah, you and my Johnny
used to play Little League together.Copy !req
228. No! Johnny was your husband.Copy !req
229. But you're right about the Little
League, that was me and Tony!Copy !req
230. My son. That's right. Yeah.Copy !req
231. Oh, gee, what's the matter with me?Copy !req
232. How are you?Copy !req
233. Well, how are you, Arthur?Copy !req
234. Never been better.Copy !req
235. It's a nice room.Copy !req
236. Lots of sun!Copy !req
237. Sit down.Copy !req
238. How's your mother?
You call her every day?Copy !req
239. Mom passed away.Copy !req
240. Really?Copy !req
241. When?Copy !req
242. About six months ago.Copy !req
243. Please give her my regards.Copy !req
244. Is she still on that crazy diet?Copy !req
245. I brought you something.Copy !req
246. From my restaurant.
I don't know if you remember Vesuvio?Copy !req
247. Oh, of course I do!Copy !req
248. Way back when your dad had it!Copy !req
249. Good for you!Copy !req
250. Yeah, I got a new restaurant.Copy !req
251. Here you go.Copy !req
252. - Cavatelli!
- With a nice duck ragu.Copy !req
253. Homemade. It's northern.Copy !req
254. Oh, northern.Copy !req
255. Mrs. S, what's the matter?Copy !req
256. Something I said?Copy !req
257. You're a good boy, Arthur.
Coming to visit me.Copy !req
258. We go back a ways.
You made a mean PB & J.Copy !req
259. After what my son did to you.Copy !req
260. Oh, how can I look you in the face?Copy !req
261. Tony?Copy !req
262. What did he do now?Copy !req
263. You don't blame him
for setting the fire?Copy !req
264. Well, you're a bigger man than some.Copy !req
265. Well, we should all be grateful...Copy !req
266. that nobody
was incinerated to death.Copy !req
267. Altieri's wake is tonight.Copy !req
268. I phoned in a bomb scare.Copy !req
269. See, now that's over the top.Copy !req
270. Junior and Mikey took out the hit.
Start things moving.Copy !req
271. Not like we didn't know.Copy !req
272. - How did you find out for sure?
- No room for interpretation.Copy !req
273. Minchia.Copy !req
274. - I'm sorry.
- Your own uncle.Copy !req
275. Well, let's do it right.Copy !req
276. Act normal, plan things out.
Make no mistakes.Copy !req
277. If I'm your uncle,
I gotta finish what I started.Copy !req
278. He could strike first.Copy !req
279. And he won't use Boyz II Men
this time, he'll go with who he knows.Copy !req
280. Chucky Signore. No, Mikey's now
too high up.Copy !req
281. Chucky's gotta disappear
without setting off alarms.Copy !req
282. I just passed my Coast Guard test.Copy !req
283. T, anything else?Copy !req
284. My ear hurts.Copy !req
285. Here, one of mine.Copy !req
286. It'll help you sleep.Copy !req
287. What kind of person can I be,
where his own mother wants him dead?Copy !req
288. The problem is not with you.Copy !req
289. That woman is a peculiar duck.
She always has been.Copy !req
290. That's not the point.Copy !req
291. And she's gotten worse with age.Copy !req
292. You think my mother didn't warn me?Copy !req
293. Don't start with that again.Copy !req
294. Your sisters left so young, you'd
think there were contracts on them.Copy !req
295. I know.Copy !req
296. But you were different.Copy !req
297. You tried to make it work.Copy !req
298. Two pricks with 9mms.Copy !req
299. My self-esteem
is nonexistent right now.Copy !req
300. I could kill her...Copy !req
301. with these two hands.Copy !req
302. The next time I see her—Copy !req
303. You'll play the concerned
daughter-in-law, even-keeled.Copy !req
304. - For the sake of the business.
- Fuck the business.Copy !req
305. And let me tell you,
dollars to doughnuts...Copy !req
306. this Alzheimer's thing is an act
so she can't be called on her shit.Copy !req
307. Uncle Jun and I had our problems
with the business...Copy !req
308. but I never should've razzed him
about eating pussy.Copy !req
309. This whole war could've been averted.Copy !req
310. Cunnilingus and psychiatry
brought us to this.Copy !req
311. You had to see a shrink
because of the mother you had.Copy !req
312. When I look at the guys now,
all I feel is humiliation.Copy !req
313. I'll take care of my uncle...Copy !req
314. and I'll take care of Mikey P,
and I'll get some satisfaction.Copy !req
315. But inside...Copy !req
316. I'll know.Copy !req
317. - Relax!
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
318. Putting The Stugots
in the marina next door.Copy !req
319. Look at this baby I caught
off the point here.Copy !req
320. Just wait a minute!Copy !req
321. Oh, no! No!Copy !req
322. - Look, I need to talk to you!
- No!Copy !req
323. Come on!Copy !req
324. I'm dialing 911...Copy !req
325. because you've given me no choice.Copy !req
326. Come on!Copy !req
327. If anything happens,
they're gonna hear everything!Copy !req
328. We'll go down to a coffee shop,
there's plenty of people around!Copy !req
329. Emergency services. May I help you?Copy !req
330. Let me talk to you!Copy !req
331. Do I have your word that I'm
in no physical danger?Copy !req
332. I'm humbled that you
would take my word, yes.Copy !req
333. What?Copy !req
334. Yes, you got my word!Copy !req
335. Emergency services, state the nature
of your emergency. Hello, hello?Copy !req
336. Oh, God!Copy !req
337. I take no pleasure in the fact that
I was right about your mother.Copy !req
338. Have any dreams since you heard
the FBI tapes?Copy !req
339. No.Copy !req
340. Some sex dreams.Copy !req
341. - Involving?
- My neighbor.Copy !req
342. Jean Cusamano.Copy !req
343. Go on.Copy !req
344. We're doing it doggy style—Copy !req
345. You know Jean.Copy !req
346. That's okay, go on.Copy !req
347. I'm doing her doggy style...Copy !req
348. and I finish, you know,
and her big ass is...Copy !req
349. We don't got time for this shit!Copy !req
350. It's interesting that you would
say a big ass...Copy !req
351. because Jean is quite slender.Copy !req
352. We got bigger things to talk about
than Jean's ass.Copy !req
353. Feelings of worthlessness sparked by
your mother's plot to have you killed?Copy !req
354. One of the reasons they
tried to have me clipped...Copy !req
355. is because I'm seeing a shrink.Copy !req
356. You.Copy !req
357. You know that our conversation
is privileged...Copy !req
358. and I couldn't testify
against anybody.Copy !req
359. Well, maybe they know that.
And maybe they don't.Copy !req
360. Either way, they're using it
as an excuse.Copy !req
361. You never mentioned
any of your associates by name.Copy !req
362. Except for that one fellow, Booty?Copy !req
363. Pussy, Pussy!Copy !req
364. Pussy, Booty,
I don't know his last name!Copy !req
365. And anything concerning
your Uncle Junior—Copy !req
366. Shut the fuck up a minute!Copy !req
367. - You're in danger.
- Get out of here! That's not fair!Copy !req
368. Lo cazzo, fair.
They don't give a shit about fair.Copy !req
369. What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
370. Leave town. Today. Right now.Copy !req
371. I'm gonna get some guys here
until you get on a plane!Copy !req
372. I can't just do that, lam it!Copy !req
373. I have a life, I have patients!Copy !req
374. Tell them August came early.Copy !req
375. It doesn't work that way.
I have patients who are suicidal!Copy !req
376. They won't feel any better
if you get clipped!Copy !req
377. Jesus fucking Christ!Copy !req
378. Look, I know, I'm sorry, okay?Copy !req
379. I'm gonna work on this problem
and I'll take care of it...Copy !req
380. and you'll be able to come back.Copy !req
381. My God!Copy !req
382. People are gonna get murdered.Copy !req
383. Don't worry about those distractions,
you keep your eye on the ball.Copy !req
384. - I know what you're thinking.
- You have no idea.Copy !req
385. The cops aren't gonna help you
because you can't give them anything!Copy !req
386. Don't be stupid!
Even in the short term.Copy !req
387. Get the fuck out of town.Copy !req
388. You've been a good doctor to me.
Thank you.Copy !req
389. Artie, how's your rash?Copy !req
390. - What are you doing?
- How could you?Copy !req
391. How the fuck could you...?Copy !req
392. You took their money?Copy !req
393. Good, then do it.Copy !req
394. I don't give a fuck anymore.Copy !req
395. That restaurant was like my child.Copy !req
396. So they got in your ear.Copy !req
397. Three generations of Buccos
sweated over that same stove.Copy !req
398. Even your mother treasures
the memory of Vesuvio.Copy !req
399. My mother?Copy !req
400. Don't say she's lying, Tone.
Because why would she?Copy !req
401. What'd she tell you?Copy !req
402. Don't make it worse.Copy !req
403. Do me the respect of not treating me
like a fucking idiot piece of shit!Copy !req
404. When you blew up the restaurant, you
made me part of a criminal conspiracy!Copy !req
405. Did you ever think about that?Copy !req
406. I don't know what she told you,
my mother, of all people.Copy !req
407. Arson investigators gave that fire
a clean bill of health.Copy !req
408. Why would I blow up
your restaurant?Copy !req
409. To help me!
You fucking bent psycho!Copy !req
410. You hear your uncle's gonna hurt my
business by staging a hit...Copy !req
411. and that's your solution?Copy !req
412. To burn it down
for the insurance money!Copy !req
413. What kind of stupid,
sick, twisted logic?Copy !req
414. All right. Ask yourself a question.Copy !req
415. Am I that fucking stupid?Copy !req
416. Am I that fucking stupid, really?Copy !req
417. My mother...Copy !req
418. God bless her,
is going senile, Artie.Copy !req
419. You saw her.Copy !req
420. I love my new place so much.Copy !req
421. And this ruins everything!Copy !req
422. I swear to God,
I didn't touch your place, Artie.Copy !req
423. My mother was confused.Copy !req
424. Look me in the eye.Copy !req
425. Tell me you didn't lay a finger
on my place!Copy !req
426. I didn't burn down your restaurant.Copy !req
427. I swear on my mother.Copy !req
428. Take it easy!Copy !req
429. What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
430. Come on, look out!Copy !req
431. It's good we can get together
for our Sunday dinner.Copy !req
432. Or somebody's nose
could get out of joint.Copy !req
433. Joint...!Copy !req
434. You gotta admit it, Ma.Copy !req
435. It's nice that they
let you out for family occasions.Copy !req
436. I don't have to admit anything.Copy !req
437. - I gotta leave in 10 minutes.
- Meadow!Copy !req
438. I have to study with Hunter.Copy !req
439. Is this pork cooked?Copy !req
440. The kids are growing up.Copy !req
441. Gonna be out of the house soon.
Even cucuzza over there.Copy !req
442. You believe she'll be studying,
I got a bridge to sell you.Copy !req
443. You know, I read that last week
in the paper...Copy !req
444. about this family
in Saint Luis Obispo.Copy !req
445. In California.Copy !req
446. That whole family died of trichinosis.Copy !req
447. That's uncooked pork.Copy !req
448. That was last year, that same family.Copy !req
449. Listen to him. He knows everything.Copy !req
450. Uncle Jun, did you
hear from your lawyer?Copy !req
451. Hey, on and on it goes.Copy !req
452. Ma, don't you agree they should not
talk business at the table?Copy !req
453. What's going on in your world?Copy !req
454. Such as?Copy !req
455. The state of the union.Copy !req
456. So I hear Artie Bucco came to see you.Copy !req
457. Who is Artie?Copy !req
458. Friend of mine
from elementary school.Copy !req
459. He owns a restaurant.
They had a little fire in it.Copy !req
460. Came to see me? Where?Copy !req
461. Where are we talking about?
Here?Copy !req
462. I've lost faith in everything.Copy !req
463. You moved away from God
quite some time ago, though.Copy !req
464. Is it fair to say
it's not just this recent crisis?Copy !req
465. Yeah. Back in high school.Copy !req
466. Maybe before.Copy !req
467. I bring the kids here on holidays,
but my mind wanders.Copy !req
468. I just stare at the stained glass.
People's hats.Copy !req
469. I'm full of rage, Father.Copy !req
470. Murderous, whatever...Copy !req
471. Urges.Copy !req
472. I don't just hate this man,
I hate all men.Copy !req
473. I hate life!Copy !req
474. Have you talked with your wife?Copy !req
475. I can't.Copy !req
476. Why?Copy !req
477. Oh, what it would do to her.Copy !req
478. She's been through so much.Copy !req
479. Charmaine's a strong woman.Copy !req
480. She's gonna find out
in the course of the investigation.Copy !req
481. I didn't go to the insurance company.Copy !req
482. Why not?Copy !req
483. Well, legally... What if I'm wrong?
I could be hit with a defamation suit.Copy !req
484. Arthur, you know what your heart
is telling you.Copy !req
485. The reason you haven't
told Charmaine...Copy !req
486. is because you know she'll insist
you go to the police immediately.Copy !req
487. And this'll jeopardize
your restaurant, everything.Copy !req
488. But you must be strong.Copy !req
489. All due respect, Father,
you're getting off the subject.Copy !req
490. Sorry I'm fucking late.Copy !req
491. I need to tell you something.Copy !req
492. And I want you should hear from me,
not from some asshole on the street.Copy !req
493. About four or five months ago,
I started seeing a psychiatrist.Copy !req
494. You know, I was passing out
and they couldn't find nothing.Copy !req
495. She's been helping me with that.Copy !req
496. Okay, give it to me.
Give it to my face, come on!Copy !req
497. Well, I'm sure you did it
with complete discretion.Copy !req
498. And speaking for Pussy, if he's
still alive, I'm sure he would agree.Copy !req
499. Business was not discussed,
no names were mentioned.Copy !req
500. Junior knows.Copy !req
501. He's decided to use it against me.Copy !req
502. Ask now, because we're not
discussing this again.Copy !req
503. It's not the worst thing I ever heard.Copy !req
504. I was seeing a therapist myself
about a year ago.Copy !req
505. I had some issues. Enough said.Copy !req
506. I learned some coping skills.Copy !req
507. Look, this thing of ours,
the way it's going...Copy !req
508. be better if we could
admit to each other...Copy !req
509. these are painful, stressful times.Copy !req
510. But it'll never fucking happen.Copy !req
511. What about you?
You got a problem with this?Copy !req
512. What is it?
Like, marriage counseling?Copy !req
513. Yeah, like that. Sort of, yeah.Copy !req
514. The Contra commandant was
trying to scare us priests.Copy !req
515. That's so dangerous down there.Copy !req
516. It's the De Cecco.Copy !req
517. The fresh basil really adds to it.Copy !req
518. - Father, you got a little...
- Thanks.Copy !req
519. - You want a little bit?
- No, please, I have so much at home.Copy !req
520. So how are the twins, Rosalie?Copy !req
521. You should start with, "Would you
like a cocktail or see the wine list?"Copy !req
522. Yeah, sure.
I'll do it however you like.Copy !req
523. My other job, the waiters
do the cocktail solicitation...Copy !req
524. but if you want,
I'll do it as I seat them.Copy !req
525. - Good. Great, thanks.
- All right.Copy !req
526. She catches on fast, that one.
Very conscientious.Copy !req
527. She's working two jobs to become
a music manager, whatever that is.Copy !req
528. Everything is going so good.Copy !req
529. The new exterminators, I got faith.Copy !req
530. The owner is Portuguese.
They're sticklers.Copy !req
531. I feel so wonderful,
we're up and running again.Copy !req
532. Oh, you said you had
something to tell me.Copy !req
533. I like the bar stools.Copy !req
534. Good morning, everybody!Copy !req
535. You're in a good mood today, Dad.Copy !req
536. And if Chucky calls,
you get me on the cell phone.Copy !req
537. Ho! You hear me?Copy !req
538. Yeah, okay.
I think that I heard you already.Copy !req
539. Go take a Midol.Copy !req
540. Nipps! Nipps!
Bad boy!Copy !req
541. You prick!Copy !req
542. Motherfucker!Copy !req
543. Son of a bitch!
Oh, come on, please!Copy !req
544. Please, come on! Come on!Copy !req
545. Oh, come on! Oh, please. Please!Copy !req
546. Fucking poison ivy all over!Copy !req
547. My friend Brendan, you shot him
in his bathtub! No chance to run!Copy !req
548. No! I swear to God, it was Junior.
He hated that kid, it was him!Copy !req
549. Yeah, right, it was Junior!
Mr. Magoo!Copy !req
550. Oh, come on, please, please, please!Copy !req
551. I can feel it itching me already!Copy !req
552. - Corrado Soprano? FBI.
- Fuck!Copy !req
553. - Are you Lawrence Barese?
- What the fuck?Copy !req
554. Joseph Sasso, you're under arrest.Copy !req
555. Junior Soprano...Copy !req
556. boss of the crime family
that bears his name...Copy !req
557. was indicted today
on federal racketeering charges.Copy !req
558. Talk about timing,
he's lucky he's alive!Copy !req
559. —along with Lawrence
"Larry Boy" Barese...Copy !req
560. ailing alleged underboss,
Joseph "Beppy" Sasso...Copy !req
561. and 13 other reputed Mob figures.Copy !req
562. Oh, my God! It's Uncle Junior!Copy !req
563. Look at the old guy,
making him do the perp walk!Copy !req
564. A legitimate businessman!Copy !req
565. - Dad, cut the crap.
- Go dry your hair!Copy !req
566. These indictments are part
of an ongoing investigation...Copy !req
567. stretching back nearly four years.Copy !req
568. They represent the most crippling blow
to Mob activities in New Jersey...Copy !req
569. since the early 1980s.Copy !req
570. Uncle Junior got busted!Copy !req
571. Cool!Copy !req
572. Not seized today,
but named in the indictments...Copy !req
573. was alleged Soprano enforcer and
loan-sharking chief, Michael Palmice.Copy !req
574. Authorities believe Palmice may have
fled, acting on prior knowledge.Copy !req
575. Oh, lucky him!Copy !req
576. Palmice's wife denied any knowledge
of her husband's whereabouts.Copy !req
577. He was so happy, he was going out
to try out his new running shoes.Copy !req
578. And he told me that he loved me,
and that he would be right back.Copy !req
579. All right, go on,
go eat somewhere else.Copy !req
580. Hello? Counselor, thanks for
getting back to me so quick.Copy !req
581. He says the indictment sounds better
for the feds than it really is.Copy !req
582. I wasn't named because the focus...Copy !req
583. is some calling-card scam
that Junior and Larry had...Copy !req
584. and this Diamante technical stock
thing that I wasn't into.Copy !req
585. Thank God!Copy !req
586. That prick, Altieri,
gave them reams of shit.Copy !req
587. They got stuff on all of us
from the surveillance at Green Grove.Copy !req
588. They don't have a case.Copy !req
589. An ongoing investigation, the DA said.Copy !req
590. They always say that
to make it sound good.Copy !req
591. This is no fucking joke.Copy !req
592. I gotta worry about the guys
that got pinched today, if they flip.Copy !req
593. So you double-checked all this?
All right, good work.Copy !req
594. Art! Hello, how are things?Copy !req
595. Good, Father. Busy.Copy !req
596. You?Copy !req
597. Like the man said,
"Rust never sleeps."Copy !req
598. Father, I want to thank you for taking
the time to talk to me the other day.Copy !req
599. Did you bring your wife into things?Copy !req
600. - No.
- No?Copy !req
601. Sitting there in God's house,
I realized...Copy !req
602. you can either be a "yes" person
or a "no" person.Copy !req
603. A positive ion, or a negative ion.Copy !req
604. I'm not quite sure I get
what you're saying.Copy !req
605. It's just that...Copy !req
606. this woman's always been
an odd bird, a sea of negativity.Copy !req
607. As a kid, we took her
ravings with a grain of salt.Copy !req
608. But you also said
the son was unstable.Copy !req
609. I was...Copy !req
610. angry.Copy !req
611. Complicated? Yes, he is.Copy !req
612. A little too comfortable
outside the law? Yes, he is.Copy !req
613. But it would only add to the quotient
of sorrow in the world to doubt him.Copy !req
614. When the source is a person
who rarely has a kind word for anyone.Copy !req
615. You seem at peace.Copy !req
616. I am, Father.Copy !req
617. Thank you again, Father.Copy !req
618. Sure. Okay, Artie.Copy !req
619. Do you prefer "Corrado" or "Junior"?Copy !req
620. I prefer "Mr. Soprano."Copy !req
621. Your tenure as boss was a short one.Copy !req
622. Actually, it was unusual
in several ways.Copy !req
623. Let me put this to you simply.Copy !req
624. You can avoid these charges
if you will testify that, in fact...Copy !req
625. you were not the boss
of North Jersey, that in fact...Copy !req
626. your nephew Anthony Soprano was,
and is.Copy !req
627. That he, de facto, controlled your
capos with the backing of New York...Copy !req
628. communicating through
their emissary, John Sacrimoni.Copy !req
629. We want Johnny Sack.Copy !req
630. But more than him,
we want Mangano and Teresi.Copy !req
631. I want to fuck Angie Dickinson,
see who gets lucky first.Copy !req
632. We want you
to confirm information we have...Copy !req
633. through informants and wiretap
that you were allowed to profit...Copy !req
634. but you were not making policy,
and were not in the loop.Copy !req
635. You were positioned to take the hits,
and now you have.Copy !req
636. The question is,
how long you gonna keep eating shit?Copy !req
637. You're 70 years old.
How many years you got left?Copy !req
638. My nephew running things?Copy !req
639. Not that stronzo.Copy !req
640. Not in this life.Copy !req
641. Here, let me schlepp that.Copy !req
642. You got any more in the car?Copy !req
643. How did you get in?Copy !req
644. Liliana. She left early.Copy !req
645. So, what they're saying on the TV
about the storm, huh?Copy !req
646. Yeah. You want some coffee?Copy !req
647. Only if you're making it.Copy !req
648. Father, don't start that.Copy !req
649. No, really. I mean it's
practically cocktail hour, anyway.Copy !req
650. Glass of wine?Copy !req
651. How about a Lilet? You in the mood?Copy !req
652. Just came to see how you're
holding up with these indictments.Copy !req
653. We're hanging in.Copy !req
654. What we were talking about
a few months back...Copy !req
655. Think these recent developments...Copy !req
656. have brought Tony any closer
to re-examining his life?Copy !req
657. Making some hard choices?Copy !req
658. I told her not to use my card!Copy !req
659. No, that's mine. One True Thing,
just out on DVD.Copy !req
660. I was over at Video One anyway...Copy !req
661. I thought you'd want to take
your mind off these stressors.Copy !req
662. You want to stay for dinner?Copy !req
663. Something wrong, Carm?Copy !req
664. Tell me so I know
how many steaks to defrost.Copy !req
665. Tony's not gonna make it.Copy !req
666. Well, if...Copy !req
667. As I was saying,
my real concern for Tony—Copy !req
668. Father, he doesn't give a flying fuck.
You know it and I know it.Copy !req
669. At least for the foreseeable future.Copy !req
670. - Even a bigger reason—
- He's a sinner.Copy !req
671. And you come here and eat his steaks
and use his entertainment center.Copy !req
672. - Carmela, the DVD is for you.
- Really?Copy !req
673. Last week I told you
I'm not a Renée Zellweger fan!Copy !req
674. You did? I don't remember that.Copy !req
675. You want to watch One True Thing,
fine. At least admit it.Copy !req
676. I thought you liked movies.
Mea culpa!Copy !req
677. Oh, Jesus, I get exactly the same
"who, me?" shit with Tony.Copy !req
678. Two, I don't need!Copy !req
679. "Has Tony thought about changing?"
Father, please.Copy !req
680. You do think I'm a schnorrer,
don't you? A parasite.Copy !req
681. You denied it,
but clearly that's what you think.Copy !req
682. No, you know what I think, Father?Copy !req
683. I think you like the...
I don't know what to call it...Copy !req
684. the whiff of sexuality
that never goes anyplace.Copy !req
685. I have feelings for you, Carmela,
I admitted it.Copy !req
686. It's my job to deal with them
so I can carry on my pastoral duties.Copy !req
687. How does Rosalie Aprile
fit into your feelings for me?Copy !req
688. Oh, so that's it.Copy !req
689. I appreciate everything that you've
done for me, Father Phil.Copy !req
690. The religious counseling...Copy !req
691. the book on Buddhism,
the wonderful chats.Copy !req
692. I am very fond of you.Copy !req
693. More than fond.Copy !req
694. But I think you need
to look at yourself.Copy !req
695. Call this an intervention.Copy !req
696. I think you have this m.o. where you
manipulate spiritually thirsty women.Copy !req
697. And I think a lot of it is tied up
with food somehow...Copy !req
698. as well as the sexual tension game.Copy !req
699. Mr. Soprano!
Your wife found you, good.Copy !req
700. What are you talking about?Copy !req
701. You haven't spoken? We left
a message on your home machine.Copy !req
702. Your mom's had a stroke.Copy !req
703. Stroke?Copy !req
704. The news on TV upset her,
not that it's my business.Copy !req
705. Anyhow, it just happened.Copy !req
706. The EMTs are stabilizing her
for the ride to St. Vincent's.Copy !req
707. I know what you did.Copy !req
708. Your only son. Your middle child.Copy !req
709. She can't answer,
her speech has been affected!Copy !req
710. Yeah, my ass.Copy !req
711. I heard the FBI tapes, Ma.
You know what I'm talking about.Copy !req
712. George Clooney,
don't get in the middle!Copy !req
713. - Call security!
- Uncle Jun's in jail now.Copy !req
714. I got one more little detail
to take care of.Copy !req
715. I don't die that fucking easy, Ma!Copy !req
716. I'll live a long life.
More than I can say for you.Copy !req
717. All right, that's enough!Copy !req
718. Keep her moving!Copy !req
719. You try to have me whacked?Copy !req
720. She doesn't understand!Copy !req
721. She's smiling, look at her face!
She's smiling!Copy !req
722. Get off me!Copy !req
723. Look at her face! She's got a fucking
smile on her face!Copy !req
724. All right, that's enough!Copy !req
725. She go vacation!Copy !req
726. Dad, give it up. We're not
gonna make it to Aunt Patty's.Copy !req
727. Dad, hello! We're not
gonna make it to Aunt Patty's.Copy !req
728. Why did I buy
a goddamn off-road vehicle?Copy !req
729. To waste petrochemical resources?Copy !req
730. She's right, we can't keep driving.
I can hardly see in front of us.Copy !req
731. - What street are we on?
- I think it's Walnut Parkway.Copy !req
732. I've got an idea.Copy !req
733. Come on, come on! Inside!Copy !req
734. - He better be open!
- Forget the umbrella, come on!Copy !req
735. Artie, thank Christ!Copy !req
736. We picked up the kids at school...Copy !req
737. we can't get home.
There's a tree across Mountain Ave.Copy !req
738. Oh, Madonna!Copy !req
739. We've been driving since 7,
nobody's eaten.Copy !req
740. I got no power, I'm closing soon
as these last people leave.Copy !req
741. Let's go to Mickey D's.Copy !req
742. Yeah, all right, let's go.Copy !req
743. - Let's go.
- No!Copy !req
744. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
745. We'll figure out something, come on!Copy !req
746. They gave me steroids too,
but it fucked me up!Copy !req
747. Keep away from me,
because I skeeve, all right?Copy !req
748. Hey, look at this!Copy !req
749. Hey, what are you doing,
you all right?Copy !req
750. How you doing, pal?Copy !req
751. Adriana, you look beautiful.Copy !req
752. How you doing?Copy !req
753. How are you?Copy !req
754. Chiara, her brother and sister are in
the kitchen if you want to say hi.Copy !req
755. More refugees.Copy !req
756. The gas is still working.Copy !req
757. I'm cooking by candlelight.
I can make anything—Copy !req
758. Whatever you got is fine.Copy !req
759. Jose! Cabernet, por favor.
Regaleali, right?Copy !req
760. Yeah, beautiful.Copy !req
761. No cigars, please.Copy !req
762. Look at that fucking lovesick pygmy
over there.Copy !req
763. The skip seeing a psychiatrist...
How does that sit with your ass?Copy !req
764. I usually do sit with my ass.
Why don't you sit with yours?Copy !req
765. Hey, Pat Cooper over here.Copy !req
766. Wait a minute, this bothers you?
You saw a fucking psychiatrist!Copy !req
767. Not a woman!Copy !req
768. I can't get past that.
It don't compute for me.Copy !req
769. You're the one with the issues.Copy !req
770. Woman issues.
I don't want to fucking go there.Copy !req
771. Let's not.Copy !req
772. Irregardless, I said my piece.Copy !req
773. What're you getting at, Paulie?Copy !req
774. Nothing.Copy !req
775. Look, he's gonna be the new boss now.Copy !req
776. In name, in everything.
Wish him buona fortuna.Copy !req
777. You guys got any peanut butter
back here?Copy !req
778. Oh, God, Artie,
you saved our frigging lives here!Copy !req
779. - It's beautiful, Artie, thank you!
- Enjoy!Copy !req
780. Fuck!Copy !req
781. - Hey!
- You said "frig."Copy !req
782. Wait a minute.Copy !req
783. I'd like to propose a toast.Copy !req
784. To my family.Copy !req
785. Someday soon, you're gonna
have families of your own.Copy !req
786. And if you're lucky...Copy !req
787. you'll remember
the little moments...Copy !req
788. like this...Copy !req
789. that were good.Copy !req
790. Cheers!Copy !req