1. Debbie, you got magic fingers.Copy !req
2. I bet you give a great hand job.Copy !req
3. Yeah, she does.Copy !req
4. Hey, here's my baby.Copy !req
5. Debbie, you gotta put her
on the A list. Really.Copy !req
6. She rides better
than Willie Shoemaker.Copy !req
7. - Did she go to the whip?
- He's so crazy.Copy !req
8. Only in the homestretch.Copy !req
9. Another satisfied customer.Copy !req
10. I think he's having a heart attack!Copy !req
11. Don't move.Copy !req
12. Go see if Dr. Mop-N-Glo is still here.Copy !req
13. - Dr. Mop-N-Glo?
- Who?Copy !req
14. Don't worry, he's a real doctor.Copy !req
15. Dermatologist.Copy !req
16. What's the matter?Copy !req
17. Dr. Edelstein,
looks like a heart attack.Copy !req
18. I don't need no doctor.Copy !req
19. It's just my back.Copy !req
20. Nice and slow.Copy !req
21. Grab the rail, grab the rail.
That's right.Copy !req
22. Go easy, go easy now. That's it.Copy !req
23. Nice and easy.Copy !req
24. Nice and easy.Copy !req
25. That's it, that's it.Copy !req
26. Come on, that's it.Copy !req
27. Hold the rail.Copy !req
28. Eighty to you.Copy !req
29. Fuck this.Copy !req
30. Your back still bothering you?Copy !req
31. FBI! Nobody move!Copy !req
32. You believe this shit?Copy !req
33. - Come on, it's a friendly card game.
- Relax, Jimmy.Copy !req
34. If I wanted to bust up card games,
I'd have a doughnut in my mouth.Copy !req
35. Derek, give him a hand.Copy !req
36. - Get him!
- You! You!Copy !req
37. Oh, my goodness.
Do you know what this is?Copy !req
38. It's a fucking gun!Copy !req
39. Fucking Jimmy's still in jail.Copy !req
40. Don't mean shit.Copy !req
41. I don't like it.
This is how it starts.Copy !req
42. - I agree.
- But why would Pussy run?Copy !req
43. He's out of breath lifting his dick
to take a leak.Copy !req
44. Oh, Puss!Copy !req
45. Your ears must be ringing.Copy !req
46. Come on, run!Copy !req
47. Ha, ha. You guys are a fucking riot.Copy !req
48. We were gonna draw straws
to see who'd bail you out.Copy !req
49. My wife did. I nearly
strangled her on the ride home.Copy !req
50. My head's hurting, I got agita,
and on top of that...Copy !req
51. I threw my back out again.Copy !req
52. Maybe it was that 10-yard dash.Copy !req
53. We don't run, it's embarrassing.Copy !req
54. - Those Federal pricks robbed me.
- What?Copy !req
55. They grabbed four dimes from me.Copy !req
56. You shouldn't carry that type of cash!Copy !req
57. Never mind, I need a drink.Copy !req
58. Oh, Madonna! Che puzzo!Copy !req
59. Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
60. This better be good.
I was fishing.Copy !req
61. What, no "How you been?
How's it doing, Vin?"Copy !req
62. I thought we understood each other.Copy !req
63. I don't care about you, your family
or whether you take it up the ass.Copy !req
64. What's so important
you take me away from my boat?Copy !req
65. Fuckface, where you going?Copy !req
66. Why do you talk to me like this?
I do risky shit for you.Copy !req
67. You're not doing charity work,
remember?Copy !req
68. All right, I'm sorry.Copy !req
69. Hey, Vin, how you doing?
What do you got for me?Copy !req
70. Bompensiero.Copy !req
71. Pussy?Copy !req
72. What about him?Copy !req
73. He's wired for sound.Copy !req
74. What?Copy !req
75. I got it from a good source.
I thought you should know. All right?Copy !req
76. - I'm sorry. I know you like him.
- Like him?Copy !req
77. I fucking love him.Copy !req
78. Now, who's your source?Copy !req
79. He's on the force.
He's on the task force, all right?Copy !req
80. Look, he's not lying to me.
He was in my wedding.Copy !req
81. I want to see the report.Copy !req
82. - I can't—
- I want to see the fucking 302!Copy !req
83. All right, all right.
I'll see what I can do.Copy !req
84. It doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
85. Yeah, it does, Tone,
if you take the blinders off.Copy !req
86. I'm in Homicide. I was told he moved
heavy H to pay for his kid's college.Copy !req
87. Why would I know something like that?Copy !req
88. Last spring, with that
big heroin bust, where was he?Copy !req
89. He told you he was
in Las Vegas. Am I right?Copy !req
90. I'm sorry, but that's where he was.
He was in Las Vegas.Copy !req
91. He was in a Federal building,
cutting a deal.Copy !req
92. Why did he walk so easy
from that thing the other day?Copy !req
93. Known wiseguy, resisted arrest.Copy !req
94. Who walks away from a thing like that
with low-ball bail?Copy !req
95. Why would he do it?Copy !req
96. He's facing a possible sentence
of "from now on," mandatory.Copy !req
97. I know a lot of guys
who can't do that kind of time.Copy !req
98. Who is this guy Pussy?Copy !req
99. He's a man who loves his family
above all else.Copy !req
100. Well, guess what?
That's their favorite target.Copy !req
101. Ma, you sure?
Because I'd be glad to—Copy !req
102. Okay, that's fine.Copy !req
103. I just said it's fine.Copy !req
104. - Was that my mother?
- She's not coming.Copy !req
105. - Like you expected different?
- I hoped.Copy !req
106. Every year we have open house,
and she pulls the same shit.Copy !req
107. It's negative attention-getting.Copy !req
108. Maybe I should call her back.Copy !req
109. That's what she wants you to do.
Come here.Copy !req
110. You're being too nice.Copy !req
111. Forget about her, she'll be fine.Copy !req
112. Can you get the guys to help you
move the piano?Copy !req
113. They're coming to get it
because some people don't play.Copy !req
114. - I will.
- When? It's been gathering dust.Copy !req
115. Oh, Puss! Come here!Copy !req
116. Excuse me.Copy !req
117. What do you need?Copy !req
118. We gotta move this.
I want to slide it out of the way.Copy !req
119. I can't.Copy !req
120. The fucking thing's on wheels.Copy !req
121. My back. I'm thinking about
going home, sitting in the tub.Copy !req
122. You all right?Copy !req
123. Yeah, it's just my back.
They got me on these elephant pills.Copy !req
124. All right, go easy on them.Copy !req
125. Go ahead, sit down. Take it easy.Copy !req
126. Keep your eye on Pussy.
Something's wrong. He's not himself.Copy !req
127. You're telling me?Copy !req
128. He hasn't done his rounds
in a week.Copy !req
129. He's starting to look like
an easy mark.Copy !req
130. I told him, "Someone owes you money,
even if you gotta crawl, you get it."Copy !req
131. I even told him to give me his list,
and I'll collect the fucking thing.Copy !req
132. - What'd he say?
- He just nodded like a fucking retard.Copy !req
133. It's those fucking Percs.Copy !req
134. He's throwing them
in his mouth like M&M's.Copy !req
135. There isn't even anything wrong
with his back.Copy !req
136. What do you mean?Copy !req
137. Remember when that guy hit me with
a pool cue and I fucked my neck up?Copy !req
138. - Down at the Shore.
- Right.Copy !req
139. I went to this doctor. He works on
the Jets when they get hurt.Copy !req
140. That so?Copy !req
141. He's fucking like the Jonas Salk
of backs. Anyway...Copy !req
142. I send Pussy to this doctor.
The guy gives him the works:Copy !req
143. MRIs, CAT scans, dog scans,
you name it.Copy !req
144. He says there's not a thing wrong
with his back.Copy !req
145. Then again, he says,
when it comes to backs...Copy !req
146. nobody knows anything, really.Copy !req
147. You know, I was on a good run,
and then, boom!Copy !req
148. It's like I'm walking
down the street...Copy !req
149. and I'm looking up because I feel
like a safe's gonna land on my head.Copy !req
150. A feeling of pending doom?Copy !req
151. Let me ask you a question.Copy !req
152. This mental stuff can cause
physical problems, right?Copy !req
153. Are you having any physical problems?Copy !req
154. No, no, I'm fine.Copy !req
155. But I got a friend...Copy !req
156. a dear, dear friend,
and I'm concerned about him.Copy !req
157. What's wrong with him?Copy !req
158. It's his back.Copy !req
159. See, he's complaining
about his back...Copy !req
160. but the doctor thinks
it's all in his head.Copy !req
161. That's very possible.Copy !req
162. What do you think?Copy !req
163. I think we should just
keep this about you.Copy !req
164. This is about me.Copy !req
165. Every time I offer my opinion
about any of your friends...Copy !req
166. it seems to interfere
with our therapy.Copy !req
167. You start cursing and screaming.Copy !req
168. What kind of mental stuff
would cause a backache?Copy !req
169. For conversation's sake?Copy !req
170. Absolutely.Copy !req
171. With some people, the pain is...Copy !req
172. caused by more responsibility
than they can handle.Copy !req
173. Well, that makes sense. I mean...Copy !req
174. he's got a lot of bills, a lot of
problems with his kid's school fund.Copy !req
175. Secrets.Copy !req
176. What do you mean?Copy !req
177. Psychologically,
a secret is a heavy load.Copy !req
178. It leads to feelings of guilt,
which further burden the mind.Copy !req
179. If you want my opinion,
this can't be true.Copy !req
180. Thanks, Debbie.Copy !req
181. You know, I told you that
I would do what I could...Copy !req
182. but this is DEA, Feds, task force.Copy !req
183. This is not as easy as you think.Copy !req
184. Getting my hands on the 302.Copy !req
185. Now, you listen to me.Copy !req
186. This is the most serious decision
I've ever had to make.Copy !req
187. And I need proof.Copy !req
188. I won't hurt a man that I love
because of some cop gossip...Copy !req
189. from a degenerate fucking gambler
with a badge.Copy !req
190. You know, you got
an amazing ability to sum up...Copy !req
191. a man's whole life
in a single sentence.Copy !req
192. Degenerate gambler with a badge, huh?Copy !req
193. You're a pisser.
You're a real pisser.Copy !req
194. I'm under pressure.
I don't have time to suck your dick!Copy !req
195. Apology accepted.Copy !req
196. - Fuck you!
- Fuck me?Copy !req
197. Yeah, fuck you!Copy !req
198. You know, when I was a kid...Copy !req
199. When I was a kid and my old man
would be in one of his ways...Copy !req
200. with the screaming
back and forth...Copy !req
201. it'd end with her
throwing the closest thing to her.Copy !req
202. He'd smack her around!Copy !req
203. I don't know why...Copy !req
204. but I would run into my room
and I would hide under my bed.Copy !req
205. There was something peaceful and
something safe under that bed.Copy !req
206. And that's where I would wake up
the next day.Copy !req
207. Everything back to normal.Copy !req
208. How about you?Copy !req
209. Do you ever feel like
hiding under a bed?Copy !req
210. Yeah. Right now.Copy !req
211. You're a prick to the end, right?Copy !req
212. You really like this place, huh?Copy !req
213. It's my getaway.Copy !req
214. This is where Debbie's
taken care of me for years.Copy !req
215. I'll bet she has.Copy !req
216. I'm serious, she has.Copy !req
217. There were times when I had
a great weekend with the football...Copy !req
218. and I'd come here with
a pocketful of money, shitfaced...Copy !req
219. and every fucking penny would be
there when I got up in the morning.Copy !req
220. She is an honest lady.Copy !req
221. She'd do anything for you, anything.Copy !req
222. You come in here, you flash
your badge, you get free pussy.Copy !req
223. Fuck pussy. I wouldn't fuck
one of these broads with your dick.Copy !req
224. They have absolutely no class,
and they're always on the hustle.Copy !req
225. That's what
they're supposed to do, no?Copy !req
226. "Oh, hello, Carmela.
How nice to see you."Copy !req
227. How are you feeling?Copy !req
228. Oh, what can I say? What's that?Copy !req
229. It's a ricotta pie.
I saved it from the open house.Copy !req
230. Are you wearing makeup?Copy !req
231. I can't eat that.
It's got cholesterol!Copy !req
232. I made it with the low-fat cheese.Copy !req
233. Well, maybe your friends
will eat it.Copy !req
234. What friends?Copy !req
235. Fine, you can eat it
when Junior visits.Copy !req
236. You know,
your son loves you very much.Copy !req
237. He worries all the time.Copy !req
238. He felt bad that
you didn't come to the open house.Copy !req
239. I don't care if
you think it's disrespectful...Copy !req
240. but I want you to cut the drama.
It's killing Tony.Copy !req
241. What are you talking about?Copy !req
242. I'm talking about this
"Poor mother, nobody loves me" crap.Copy !req
243. It is textbook manipulation...Copy !req
244. and I hate seeing
Tony so upset over it.Copy !req
245. I know how to talk to people.Copy !req
246. Well, I am a mother too,
don't forget.Copy !req
247. You know your power,
and you use it like a pro.Copy !req
248. Power, what power?
I don't have power. I'm a shut-in!Copy !req
249. You are bigger than life!Copy !req
250. You are his mother!Copy !req
251. I think that
you know what you're doing.Copy !req
252. Who, me? What did I do?Copy !req
253. Look, I didn't come by to argue.Copy !req
254. I came by to check on you
and to bring you the ricotta.Copy !req
255. If you don't want it, give it
to Junior. I know he stops by a lot.Copy !req
256. He's my husband's brother.Copy !req
257. He can't check up on me
once in a while?Copy !req
258. That's none of anybody's business.Copy !req
259. I am not saying that.Copy !req
260. I'm saying if you don't want it,
give it to Junior.Copy !req
261. I know what you're hinting at.Copy !req
262. Ma, there is nothing wrong
with companionship!Copy !req
263. What is wrong?Copy !req
264. Wait until you're abandoned.Copy !req
265. Abandoned? Please!Copy !req
266. When Johnny was alive...Copy !req
267. nobody treated me like this.Copy !req
268. What are you talking about?
Who is treating you bad?Copy !req
269. Tony would rather die
than see you hurt.Copy !req
270. Johnny was a saint.Copy !req
271. Yes, we heard.Copy !req
272. Funny, I don't remember you
telling him that when he was alive.Copy !req
273. Junior couldn't carry Johnny's socks.Copy !req
274. Do you think I'd blacken
my Johnny's memory...Copy !req
275. by getting mixed up
with his brother?Copy !req
276. I didn't say that.Copy !req
277. We're only happy
you and Junior get along so well.Copy !req
278. At least with Junior...Copy !req
279. I've got some purpose in life.Copy !req
280. Somebody listens to me
and doesn't treat me like an old shoe!Copy !req
281. Jesus!Copy !req
282. Don't worry about the dish.
I'll come back tomorrow and get it.Copy !req
283. Hey, college boy!Copy !req
284. Yo, Dad! It's Uncle Tony.Copy !req
285. There he is, the beached whale!Copy !req
286. Hey, Tony, what are you doing here?Copy !req
287. I figured you'd be having
a cannoli withdrawal by now.Copy !req
288. Spinellis?Copy !req
289. No, Stop 'N' Shop. What do you think?Copy !req
290. Hey, you're the best.
Hey, Kev, put those on a dish.Copy !req
291. Wait till after supper.Copy !req
292. Your dad tells me you're
taking astronomy in college.Copy !req
293. No, business.Copy !req
294. How come he keeps saying
you're taking up space in school?Copy !req
295. Madonna! Don't make me laugh.
It kills my back.Copy !req
296. He's a good-looking kid.Copy !req
297. Sure he's yours?Copy !req
298. You're lucky my wife's not home.
She'd toss you out for that.Copy !req
299. I know.Copy !req
300. That's a good boy.Copy !req
301. I pray to God I keep
that tuition coming in.Copy !req
302. He can go to city college.Copy !req
303. He's staying where he is. He isn't
getting fucked because his old man is!Copy !req
304. You ought to relax.
You ought to take it easy a little.Copy !req
305. Take it easy.
How the fuck can I take it easy?Copy !req
306. Things are happening, Tony.Copy !req
307. What kind of things?Copy !req
308. Things!Copy !req
309. This back has taken me
out of the game. I'm behind.Copy !req
310. And I think I'm getting hooked
on these fucking painkillers!Copy !req
311. I don't know, I feel like
someone put the malocchio on me.Copy !req
312. Puss...Copy !req
313. you got options.Copy !req
314. Don't let anyone make you feel...Copy !req
315. like you don't have options
because you got friends.Copy !req
316. Look at me.Copy !req
317. Friends that would die for you.Copy !req
318. You understand me?Copy !req
319. Friends.Copy !req
320. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
321. You got anything
you want to say to me?Copy !req
322. Like what?Copy !req
323. Like, "You want some coffee?
You want something to eat?"Copy !req
324. - You want coffee?
- Yeah.Copy !req
325. You think I'd let you eat
those cannolis by yourself?Copy !req
326. You beached whale.Copy !req
327. - Here.
- What?Copy !req
328. Help me.
Who'll make the coffee, you?Copy !req
329. One, two, three.Copy !req
330. You look good.Copy !req
331. What's up, T?Copy !req
332. Sit.Copy !req
333. Fucking traffic!Copy !req
334. I would have been here 20 minutes ago.Copy !req
335. Want a drink?Copy !req
336. You okay?Copy !req
337. He's wearing a wire.Copy !req
338. Who?Copy !req
339. Pussy.Copy !req
340. Oh, get the fuck out of here.
Our Pussy?Copy !req
341. Don't know how long.Copy !req
342. Are you sure about this, Tony?Copy !req
343. Ninety percent.Copy !req
344. Not enough to do
what needs to be done.Copy !req
345. Jesus!
I'm fucking dreaming here.Copy !req
346. Well, get used to it.Copy !req
347. I've been walking into walls all week.Copy !req
348. I'll do it.Copy !req
349. My responsibility.Copy !req
350. You waited a long time
for the stripes.Copy !req
351. This is one of the perks.Copy !req
352. I'll do it.Copy !req
353. We need to be 110 percent sure.Copy !req
354. I want you to see it.Copy !req
355. I want you to see that fucking wire
strapped on his body.Copy !req
356. I want you to see it.Copy !req
357. You hear me?Copy !req
358. I want you to see it.Copy !req
359. Otherwise, all bets are off.Copy !req
360. You understand?Copy !req
361. This is our friend
we're talking about here.Copy !req
362. You say it.Copy !req
363. You understand?Copy !req
364. I understand.Copy !req
365. Come in.Copy !req
366. Mr. Soprano.Copy !req
367. - Are you busy?
- No, no, no. Come in, please.Copy !req
368. I was in the neighborhood,
figured I'd stop by and see my mother.Copy !req
369. Brought her some Mario Lanza.Copy !req
370. She loves the old guys.Copy !req
371. I'm a little worried about her.
You know, she's always been depressed.Copy !req
372. Sometimes these half-assed tenors
can really do the trick.Copy !req
373. You know where she is?
She's not in her room.Copy !req
374. I wanted to tell her
her house went into escrow.Copy !req
375. She's with the other girls
getting aqua therapy.Copy !req
376. My mother?Copy !req
377. The physical therapist told her
if she didn't get exercise...Copy !req
378. her back was gonna arch
like an old lady.Copy !req
379. I didn't know
she had a bathing suit.Copy !req
380. She's more connected to the world.Copy !req
381. Which one, this one or Neptune?Copy !req
382. No, really.Copy !req
383. I think your uncle's visits
have a lot to do with it.Copy !req
384. Oh, she looks forward to them.Copy !req
385. Could you excuse me one moment?Copy !req
386. Yeah, sure. You know, just...Copy !req
387. Tell her her house sold
and they accepted the counteroffer.Copy !req
388. Okay. Yeah, I'll be right there.Copy !req
389. - I'm leaving, guys.
- See you later, Pussy.Copy !req
390. - I'll tell you if that horse runs.
- Don't do me any favors.Copy !req
391. Follow me.Copy !req
392. Where?Copy !req
393. It's a surprise.Copy !req
394. Come on, you hard-on,
before we get a ticket.Copy !req
395. Paulie, I've been here before.
What the fuck you want?Copy !req
396. Look around,
I'll give you three guesses.Copy !req
397. Come on, down here.Copy !req
398. We'll grab a rubdown after.Copy !req
399. Here.Copy !req
400. I don't know.Copy !req
401. Come on, get undressed.
It's on me.Copy !req
402. Why do you think
those Russians live so long?Copy !req
403. They take a schvitz every day.Copy !req
404. I can't.Copy !req
405. Don't be like that.
It's a gift. Take your clothes off.Copy !req
406. What? Want me to turn around?Copy !req
407. The doctor said heat's no good for me.
That's why I sit in the shade.Copy !req
408. What are you talking about?
Heat is good for your back!Copy !req
409. Take your clothes off!Copy !req
410. Look, Paulie, I appreciate it.
Maybe another time, huh?Copy !req
411. Take your clothes off.Copy !req
412. You're fucking crazy.
I'm going home.Copy !req
413. Why don't you want
to take your clothes off?Copy !req
414. I got high blood pressure!
I go in there, I could check out!Copy !req
415. My doctor mentioned steam and sauna
specifically as no-noes.Copy !req
416. He said stay the fuck
away from heat!Copy !req
417. Thanks for the thought.
But get out of my fucking face.Copy !req
418. What'd you find out?Copy !req
419. It's good. It's fucking very good!Copy !req
420. Spit it out.Copy !req
421. He's into Pussy, big.Copy !req
422. And I mean with a capital B.Copy !req
423. This fucking Makazian,
he's a lying motherfucker!Copy !req
424. He's into Pussy for 30 large.
Twenty grand, just on football!Copy !req
425. And the rest is shy.Copy !req
426. Pussy must be burying his prick
in vig alone.Copy !req
427. Doesn't mean he's a liar.Copy !req
428. Just means he's got a reason to see
Pussy dead. It buys him time.Copy !req
429. Could this prick have the balls
to try something like this?Copy !req
430. Hey, we're talking about
30 grand here!Copy !req
431. I don't even want to think about
what we'd do to remove that debt.Copy !req
432. I wouldn't bet football.Copy !req
433. I gotta think about this.Copy !req
434. Look, T...Copy !req
435. if my vote counts for anything...Copy !req
436. I cannot believe that
Pussy would fear the can enough...Copy !req
437. to hurt his friends.Copy !req
438. That's what they said about Gravano.Copy !req
439. All right, go back in.
I gotta think.Copy !req
440. Deb?Copy !req
441. Debbie?Copy !req
442. - Take it easy with her.
- I'd think a whore would like pain.Copy !req
443. - Take it easy!
- Vinnie, stop it!Copy !req
444. Come on, let's get
this show on the road!Copy !req
445. Look at this. A doctor,
a madam, a wiseguy and a cop.Copy !req
446. That's what I call a vice superfecta.Copy !req
447. The four were arrested last night.Copy !req
448. A spokesman says that the officer
in question will be placed on leave...Copy !req
449. pending the outcome
of the hearing this morning.Copy !req
450. Hate to be there
when he got home.Copy !req
451. I don't know which is worse:Copy !req
452. To be caught in a bordello
or to be caught with the wiseguy.Copy !req
453. Asshole!Copy !req
454. - What's a bordello?
- A fancy name for a whorehouse.Copy !req
455. - Don't start, okay?
- It is!Copy !req
456. I just don't like that talk.Copy !req
457. Most civilized countries
have legalized prostitution.Copy !req
458. You got somewhere to be?Copy !req
459. It's a joke, look at the president.Copy !req
460. He deserved what he got.Copy !req
461. He got Monica Kazinski
and the broad with the long nose.Copy !req
462. Sex shouldn't be
a punishable offense.Copy !req
463. I don't think sex should be
a punishable offense either.Copy !req
464. But talking about sex at the breakfast
table is a punishable offense.Copy !req
465. No more sex talk, okay?Copy !req
466. It's the '90s, parents are supposed
to discuss sex with their children.Copy !req
467. But that's where you're wrong.Copy !req
468. You see, out there, it's the 1990s,
but in this house...Copy !req
469. it's 1954.Copy !req
470. 1990s, 1954.Copy !req
471. So now and forever, I don't want
to hear any more sex talk.Copy !req
472. What's with him?Copy !req
473. Keep moving, please.Copy !req
474. Come on!Copy !req
475. Come on, goddamn it!Copy !req
476. Come on, let's go, let's go!Copy !req
477. Let's go!Copy !req
478. Go ahead, detective.Copy !req
479. Excuse me, move it out, please.
Got a police officer here.Copy !req
480. Move it out! Let's go! Pull up!Copy !req
481. Police vehicle! Coming through!Copy !req
482. Are you sure? Who told you this?Copy !req
483. What?Copy !req
484. Yeah, yeah, I'm still here.Copy !req
485. All right, thanks.
I'll talk to you later.Copy !req
486. You gonna tell me?Copy !req
487. The fucking jerk did a header
off the Route 1 bridge.Copy !req
488. - Who?
- Makazian.Copy !req
489. Fuck!Copy !req
490. There goes our only shot to find out
for sure the truth about Pussy.Copy !req
491. Well, if it matters, he always said
how much he respected you.Copy !req
492. It matters.Copy !req
493. He helped me out of a lot of jams.
Not just with the law.Copy !req
494. What was he thinking?Copy !req
495. He could've kept his job. He might
have been suspended, that's all.Copy !req
496. It's not like he was dealing.Copy !req
497. That's not why he did it.Copy !req
498. Don't get me wrong,
it was the straw...Copy !req
499. but he was not happy...Copy !req
500. with himself, how he turned out.Copy !req
501. What did he come here for, therapy?Copy !req
502. You could say that.Copy !req
503. Instead of a couch, you use a bed?Copy !req
504. It's not a bad deal.Copy !req
505. Who wouldn't want to
sleep with their shrink?Copy !req
506. What's that mean?Copy !req
507. You'd be amazed how easy
it is to open up when you're naked...Copy !req
508. and in the arms
of someone who cares for you.Copy !req
509. Did he ever mention anything
about my guys to you?Copy !req
510. He didn't like Paulie.
He thought he was a psycho.Copy !req
511. What about Pussy?Copy !req
512. He really didn't have much to say
about any of you guys.Copy !req
513. Except that he owed some money.Copy !req
514. But he wasn't worried because
you liked him...Copy !req
515. and while he had you in his corner,
there was nothing to worry about.Copy !req
516. I won't lie, he's dead. He didn't
have a good thing to say about anyone.Copy !req
517. He did feel like he could trust you.Copy !req
518. He said a lot, "At least with Tony
Soprano, you know where you stand."Copy !req
519. Livia, open up, it's Junior!Copy !req
520. Come on in, it's open.Copy !req
521. What's going on?Copy !req
522. My Dominican girl said you called me.Copy !req
523. Well...Copy !req
524. he sold our house.Copy !req
525. - Don't people have names? Who's "he"?
- Anthony.Copy !req
526. He sold my house!Copy !req
527. The home my husband and I made!Copy !req
528. What else were they gonna do with it?Copy !req
529. You too!Copy !req
530. I suppose he would've found it harder
to have his meetings at my house...Copy !req
531. than in this nursing home.Copy !req
532. What are you talking about?Copy !req
533. Don't think I'll ever see
any of that money, either.Copy !req
534. What meetings?Copy !req
535. Raymond, Larry!Copy !req
536. That sneak from Manhattan.Copy !req
537. Johnny Sack? Johnny Sack was here?Copy !req
538. With his mohair suits
and his shoe lifts.Copy !req
539. Suits, pleurisy?Copy !req
540. More than once he was there?
Why didn't I know about this?Copy !req
541. Maybe it was you they were
talking about, who knows?Copy !req
542. Well, I just don't like being put
in the middle of things!Copy !req
543. I should've known
something was strange...Copy !req
544. when suddenly Larry Boy's
mother moved in here.Copy !req
545. And then Jimmy Altieri's mother.Copy !req
546. Three of my capos
have their moms here?Copy !req
547. Instead of living in normal homes
with their sons...Copy !req
548. like human beings.Copy !req
549. This must be some kind
of fucking end move.Copy !req
550. What do they think, I'm stupid?Copy !req
551. - We'll see.
- Wait a minute!Copy !req
552. I don't like that kind of talk!Copy !req
553. Now just stop it, it upsets me!Copy !req
554. Or I won't tell you anything anymore.Copy !req
555. If this is true, Livia,
you know what I— I mean—Copy !req
556. I'm the boss, for chrissake!
If I don't act, blood or no—Copy !req
557. I have to.Copy !req
558. Oh, God, why?Copy !req
559. What did I say now?Copy !req
560. I suppose I should've just kept
my mouth shut, like a mute.Copy !req
561. And then everybody
would've been happy.Copy !req
562. Anthony, see who's there.Copy !req
563. I'm eating.Copy !req
564. You won't have any teeth left
if you don't go see!Copy !req
565. Make sure you know who it is
before you answer.Copy !req
566. Who is coming at dinner?
People can't call?Copy !req
567. It's Uncle Jimmy!Copy !req
568. Uncle Jimmy? Let him in!Copy !req
569. I don't believe it,
how'd you get out?Copy !req
570. Carm, look who's here!
Jimmy, he's out!Copy !req
571. Oh, my God, Jimmy!Copy !req
572. - Thought you'd never see me again?
- What happened?Copy !req
573. - Got someplace in private we can talk?
- Yeah, in the basement.Copy !req
574. What's going on?Copy !req
575. You got a problem!Copy !req
576. Yeah, I know. I'm working on it.Copy !req
577. Working on what?Copy !req
578. Why, what were you gonna say?Copy !req
579. You better lay low
with that safe-house money.Copy !req
580. What?Copy !req
581. They were asking me
a lot of questions in there.Copy !req
582. If I knew anything about the dead
Colombian in the apartment.Copy !req
583. You look good.Copy !req
584. - Thanks, I wasn't gone that long.
- Yeah, yeah, I know.Copy !req
585. My lawyer told him,
"Hey, he doesn't own the building.Copy !req
586. He's not responsible
for what's in it."Copy !req
587. I told him the pool table was there
when I first rented the joint.Copy !req
588. Good thinking.Copy !req
589. You should've been a lawyer.Copy !req
590. Please, enough people hate me.Copy !req
591. So what are you gonna do
about the Colombian money?Copy !req
592. They were putting it to me
like I was a kid.Copy !req
593. Telling me the money was marked.Copy !req
594. They said there's a new fingerprint
technique, lifts them off the bills.Copy !req
595. You're a lucky man, Jimmy!Copy !req
596. What do you mean?Copy !req
597. You're out on bail
on that conspiracy thing?Copy !req
598. Yeah, so?Copy !req
599. Only you would get pinched with a gun
while you're out on bail...Copy !req
600. and still be out
in time for dinner.Copy !req
601. You're a lucky guy!Copy !req
602. Speaking of dinner, Carmela's
got some lasagna upstairs.Copy !req
603. I'll pass. I got a few people
to see that are late with payments.Copy !req
604. I gotta show my face or they'll
think they're off the hook.Copy !req
605. Get off the phone!Copy !req
606. I gotta go!Copy !req
607. - What's up?
- It's Jimmy! It's fucking Jimmy!Copy !req
608. What?Copy !req
609. - The wire, it's Jimmy!
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
610. The wire, you understand?
The wire, it's fucking Jimmy!Copy !req
611. I should've killed him
right in my fucking basement!Copy !req
612. Makazian's guy got mixed up.
They got busted at the same time.Copy !req
613. Jimmy and Pussy! You understand?Copy !req
614. Two fat fucks with black hair!
Where the fuck is Paulie?Copy !req
615. He called an hour ago.
He said he's on his way.Copy !req
616. Why the fuck isn't he here now?Copy !req
617. Jesus, Tony.Copy !req
618. You don't think Paulie
jumped the gun?Copy !req
619. Shut up. God forbid.Copy !req
620. Don't talk like that.Copy !req
621. Where's Pussy? Get him on the phone.Copy !req
622. I haven't seen him since
Paulie took him to the schvitz.Copy !req
623. Hey, fellas!Copy !req
624. I've been calling you
all fucking night long!Copy !req
625. I was at my goomar's.
I told Silvio I was coming.Copy !req
626. You answer me like
I'm Jesus Christ himself...Copy !req
627. if you lie, may your mother
die of cancer of the eyes.Copy !req
628. - Where's Pussy?
- I don't know.Copy !req
629. - Don't you fucking lie to me!
- Tony!Copy !req
630. Did you do it?Copy !req
631. Don't fucking lie to me.Copy !req
632. - Did you do it?
- No.Copy !req
633. - Did you fucking do it?
- No.Copy !req
634. Did you fucking do it?Copy !req
635. I said no! Now get your
fucking hands off of me.Copy !req
636. Come on, Tony.Copy !req
637. I'm sorry, Paulie.Copy !req
638. I can't find Pussy anywhere!Copy !req
639. Nobody knows anything!Copy !req
640. I haven't seen him since the schvitz.Copy !req
641. The last thing he said to me was,
"Go fuck yourself!"Copy !req
642. Did he at least take the schvitz?Copy !req
643. He refused to take his clothes off.Copy !req
644. The rat...Copy !req
645. it's fucking Jimmy!Copy !req
646. Fuck it! Let's all have a drink!Copy !req
647. All right.Copy !req
648. Hey, babe!Copy !req
649. Look what Chucky brought us!Copy !req
650. Another kitchen appliance.
Whoop-fucking-pee!Copy !req
651. Well, slit your wrists, why don't ya?Copy !req
652. Truckload fell off
the loading dock at Zim's.Copy !req
653. It's not even a Bra-oon.Copy !req
654. That's a "Braun," babe.Copy !req
655. Junior said for me to tell you...Copy !req
656. he's decided on that thing.Copy !req
657. He said we should look out of town
for who's gonna do it.Copy !req
658. - Finally.
- Yeah.Copy !req
659. It's gonna be a busy month.Copy !req
660. - I'll see you.
- See you later.Copy !req
661. See you, Jo.Copy !req
662. Yeah, see you.Copy !req
663. What was he talking about?Copy !req
664. - Mind your business.
- Whatever it is, Mikey...Copy !req
665. we're going to Vegas.Copy !req
666. I already lined up childcare,
so I don't want to hear it.Copy !req
667. Forget it, something's come up.Copy !req
668. Something always comes up.Copy !req
669. This is a good something.Copy !req
670. Hope it means more money
because I need a new car.Copy !req
671. Trust me.Copy !req
672. If this goes down, you'll
have a new car, and then some.Copy !req
673. Can you tell me?Copy !req
674. Oh, come on, Mikey! Tell me.Copy !req
675. Come on, please?Copy !req
676. I may be getting bumped up,
a notch or two!Copy !req
677. Tony Soprano's on his way out,
and I mean as in "forever."Copy !req
678. Oh, my God!Copy !req
679. He's going to jail?Copy !req
680. No, the other forever!Copy !req
681. Does Junior know?Copy !req
682. Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
683. Listen, if you breathe
a word of this to anybody...Copy !req
684. they'll bury me and you right
next to Tony Soprano, understand?Copy !req
685. Make it decaf.Copy !req
686. You don't belittle a man
like Junior Soprano.Copy !req
687. He's old-school.Copy !req
688. You don't joke about cunt-lapping,
and you don't...Copy !req
689. spill your guts out to a shrink
about business that isn't yours!Copy !req
690. Tony Soprano sees a shrink?Copy !req
691. You fucking believe that?
To add insult to injury...Copy !req
692. he was planning a move
against Junior!Copy !req
693. His own uncle?Copy !req
694. Were you this stupid
when I married you?Copy !req
695. Fuck you!Copy !req
696. No, fuck you. What are you doing
standing there? Make the coffee!Copy !req
697. Take it easy, take it easy.
It's brewing.Copy !req