1. The Simpsons
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2. D'oh!
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3. Whoa.
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4. You know, most of my life I've-
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5. I've had to live with the shame
of being a screw-up.
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6. But now, as I stand here with
the award for the district's safest bus driver...
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7. well, I-it's like a dream come true.
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8. - Otto.! Wake up.!
- Huh?
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9. Aah!
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10. Aah!
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11. So, um, who's good
at keepin' secrets?
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12. "Dear parents, due to yesterday's unscheduled
field trip to the auto wrecking yard...
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13. "the school bus will be
out of commission for two weeks.
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14. "By reading this letter out loud...
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15. "you have waived any legal
responsibility on our part...
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16. in perpetuity, throughout the universe. "
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17. Well, we'll have to organize a carpool.
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18. Hey! Every day will be like a road trip!
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19. With your dad! To school!
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20. So...
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21. how about those
rainbow suspenders, huh?
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22. Dad-
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23. - Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?
- Dad!
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24. I see these kids now with "jive"
printed on their shirts.
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25. Now, I can teach you
how you're supposed to say "jive. "
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26. Dad! Please just
drive the car, Dad.
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27. I'm watching the road, sweetie.
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28. "You jive turkey!"
See?
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29. You got to sass it.
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30. "Quit jivin' me, turkey!"
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31. You got to sass it.
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32. A turkey is a bad person.
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33. Fossil 103.
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34. Classic hits
from ABBA to Zeppelin, comma, Led.
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35. Tell him!
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36. Uh, Mr. Simpson, sir?
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37. Can you please
change the radio station?
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38. But this is Grand Funk Railroad.
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39. You guys back there
know Grand Funk, right?
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40. Nobody knows the band Grand Funk?
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41. The wild, shirtless lyrics
of Mark Farner?
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42. The bong-rattling bass
of Mel Schacher?
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43. The competent drum work
of Don Brewer?
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44. Oh, man!
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45. For more information on Grand Funk...
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46. consult your school library.
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47. When I listen to a really good song...
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48. I start nodding my head,
like I'm saying "Yes!" to every beat.
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49. "Yes! Yes! Yes! This rocks!"
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50. And then sometimes
I switch it up, like-
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51. "No! No! No! Don't stop a-rockin'!"
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52. Dad, please.
You're embarrassing us.
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53. No, I'm not.
I'm teaching you about rock music.
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54. Now, Grand Funk Railroad
paved the way forJefferson Airplane...
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55. which cleared the way
forJefferson Starship.
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56. The stage was now set for
The Alan Parsons Project...
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57. which I believe was
some sort of hovercraft.
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58. Dad, no one cares about any
of your stupid dinosaur bands!
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59. You have the worst,
lamest taste in music ever!
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60. I'm just trying to party with you guys.
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61. Homer, first of all, it's "par-tay"...
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62. and second, we wouldn't
"par-tay" with you...
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63. if you were the last dad on Earth.
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64. Hi there. It's been a while
since I set foot in Good Vibrations Music.
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65. Where can I find
the latest releases by Bread?
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66. - Oldies.
- Oldies?
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67. But you've got
all the top bands in here!
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68. Styx? I just heard them on
the King Biscuit Flower Hour.!
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69. Now, here are some of
your no-name bands.
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70. Sonic Youth? Nine-Inch Nails?
Hullabalooza?
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71. Hullabalooza is a music festival.
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72. The greatest music festival of all time?
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73. There can be only one truly great music festival
a lifetime, and it's the Us Festival.
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74. - The what festival?
- The Us Festival!
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75. Yeesh! It was sponsored by
that guy from Apple Computers.
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76. What computers?
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77. Why do you need new bands?
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78. Everyone knows rock
attained perfection in 1974.
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79. It's a scientific fact.
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80. Quadraphonic sound, a water bed,
and now a strobe light.
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81. Gentlemen, say hello
to the Second Base-Mobile.
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82. Wicked!
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83. Back then
we didn't care what anyone thought...
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84. and the chicks
found that irresistible.
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85. I think you're cool, Homer Simpson.
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86. Sandra, that was mean.
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87. But most of all, I remember the music.
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88. - What the hell are you two doin'?
- It's called rockin' out.
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89. You wouldn't understand, Dad.
You're not with it.
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90. I used to be "with it. "
But then they changed what "it" was.
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91. Now what I'm with isn't "it,"
and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.
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92. It'll happen to you!
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93. No way, man.
We're gonna keep on rockin' forever.
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94. Forever. Forever.
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95. Forever. Forever.
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96. Forever.
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97. What's wrong, Homie?
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98. I went to the record store today and they
were playing all this music I never heard of.
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99. It was like the store had gone crazy.
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100. Hmm. Record stores have always seemed
crazy to me, but it doesn't upset me.
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101. Music is none of my business.
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102. That's fine for you, Marge...
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103. but I used to rock and roll all night
and party ev-er-y day.
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104. Then it was every other day.
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105. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week
in which to get funky.
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106. I've gotta get out of this rut
and back into the groove!
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107. Well, good!
Try to include Bart and Lisa.
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108. Dear Lord, if you keep Homer
from embarrassing us today...
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109. we promise to build several
churches in your honor.
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110. Bart! No!
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111. Hey, wait! I'm okay today!
My mom bought me deodorant!
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112. Dad, you forgot to pick up Milhouse.
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113. I did? I must be
getting forgetful in my old age.
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114. Open the glove compartment
and fetch me my brain medicine.
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115. What are you talking about?
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116. Well? What have we here?
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117. Looks like your uncool dad...
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118. scored tickets to Hullabalooza!
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119. Bart, these look real.
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120. Check the authenticator spot.
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121. This is an authentic Hullabalooza ticket.
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122. For authentic refreshment,
eat Clark bars.
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123. And for totally outrageous
class rings, it's Jostens.
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124. Go, Jostens!
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125. You're not going to school today.
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126. Today your classroom
will be the Capitol City Amphitheater.
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127. Your teacher-
four dozen rock bands.
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128. So get ready for some
well-supervised craziness...
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129. while you rock out
with your father!
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130. Whoo-hoo!
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131. Wow, it's like Woodstock...
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132. only with
advertisements everywhere...
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133. and tons of security guards.
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134. People, have your tickets out.
Throw your cameras out.
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135. Surrender all identification.
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136. Ohh!
My homemade Kahlua!
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137. Generation X may be shallow, but at least
they have tolerance and respect for all people.
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138. Hey! A freak show!
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139. Oww!
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140. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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141. And now the band
you've all been waiting for, Cypress Hill!
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142. Before we start-
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143. We have a lost child here.
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144. If she's not claimed
within the next hour...
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145. she will become property
of Blockbuster Entertainment.
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146. - What is that smell?
- It smells like Otto's jacket.
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147. - Dude, karma.
- What?
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148. Karma. Karma.
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149. Oh, I get it.
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150. Dad, you cannot wear that!
That's a Rastafarian hat!
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151. Hey, I been safari-in'
since before you were born.
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152. Wearing a Jamaican hat makes a bold statement
about your connection to reggae music.
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153. Well, excu-u-use me!
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154. You know what, Dad?
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155. Maybe we'll go exploring
on our own for a while.
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156. Well, Homer, this is it.
Time to get back with the people.
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157. The young people.
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158. All right! Yeah!
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159. Cool concert.
Am I right?
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160. - Yeah, nice try, narc.
- Where's the narc?
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161. - Who?
- That fatJamaican guy.
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162. What'd I say?
What's goin' on?
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163. Hey, we're just tryin' to have a good time, narc.
Why do you want to destroy us?
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164. Don't commit your hate crimes here!
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165. Hate crime!
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166. Okay, I'm heading out now.
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167. More butt support.
More butt support!
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168. D'oh!
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169. It may be bleak...
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170. but this music is really
getting to the crowd.
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171. Ah, making teenagers depressed
is like shooting fish in a barrel.
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172. Oh!
Makes no sense.
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173. I haven't changed since high school,
and suddenly I'm uncool.
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174. I've been kicked out of paradise.
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175. I'll never be part
of the scene again.
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176. Uh-oh.
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177. Oh, man,
There goes Peter Frampton's big finale.
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178. He's gonna be pissed off.
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179. You're damn right
I'm gonna be pissed off!
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180. I bought that pig
at Pink Floyd's yard sale!
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181. - Dad, are you okay?
- I'm fine.
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182. Sir, I run Hullabalooza's Pageant
of the Trans-Mundane- the freak show-
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183. and I've been looking for a big fatso
to shoot with a cannon.
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184. I'd like very much
for you to be that fatso.
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185. So, you wanna go on tour
with a traveling freak show.
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186. I don't think
I have a choice, Marge.
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187. - Of course you have a choice.
- How do you figure?
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188. You don't have to join a freak show
just because the opportunity came along.
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189. You know, Marge, in some ways...
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190. you and I are
very different people.
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191. And now, get ready for the man...
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192. with the iron stomach!
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193. Hi, everybody.
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194. Is everybody... good?
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195. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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196. Stay in school.
Your hero, Homer.
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197. Hey, Cannonball.
I like your statement.
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198. When life takes a cheap shot at you,
you stand your ground.
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199. Billy Corgan,
Smashing Pumpkins.
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200. Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
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201. You know, my kids think
you're the greatest.
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202. And thanks to your gloomy music...
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203. they've finally stopped dreaming of a future
I can't possibly provide.
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204. Well, we try to make a difference.
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205. "Dear Bart and Lisa"-
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206. All is well on tour...
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207. with America's most popular
alternative music festival.
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208. Our firstjob is to entertain.
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209. And I like to think sometimes
we get a message across as well.
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210. But the main thing is...
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211. I finally tapped into
that spirit of self-destruction...
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212. that makes rock and roll the king of music.
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213. Whoo-hoo!
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214. Hello, ticket holders!
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215. Oh, here comes
that cannonball guy.
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216. He's cool.
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217. - Are you being sarcastic, dude?
- I don't even know anymore.
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218. Thank you!
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219. And remember,
don't trust anyone over 30!
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220. And now, Peter Frampton!
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221. Thanks, Homer.
Homer Simpson, everyone!
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222. Hey, Homer, looks like our next stop
is your hometown, Springfield.
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223. Is it true that we have to
bring our own water?
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224. We got a little rule back home-
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225. If it's brown, drink it down.
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226. If it's black, send it back.
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227. The hometown show's
the big one, Homer.
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228. People who called you a weirdo in high school get
to see what a successful freak you've become.
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229. Hey, I wasn't a weirdo.
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230. I was in the audio-visual club.
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231. Really? Me too.
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232. But I got kicked out
'cause of my views on Vietnam.
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233. Also, I was stealing projectors.
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234. Anyway, get ready, beer belly.
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235. - We're gonna show Springfield what we're made of!
- All right, Homer!
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236. Yeah, Homer.!
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237. That was odd.
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238. Gee, I don't like
the sound of that.
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239. No biggie. I'm cool.
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240. Nothing's more important to me than
the health and well-being of my freaks.
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241. I'm sending you to a vet.
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242. My God.!
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243. Those cannonballs have practically
demolished your stomach.
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244. From now on,
no cannonballs, no spicy foods...
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245. and when you lie
in a hammock, please...
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246. rest your beer on your head
or your genitals.
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247. Rules. I'm a rocker!
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248. I don't care for rules.
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249. Mr. Simpson, this is serious.
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250. If you take one more cannonball
to the gut, you will die.
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251. Die?
Well, you don't scare me, Doc.
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252. 'Cause dyin' would be a stone groove!
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253. Got any messages forJimi Hendrix?
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254. Yes.
Pick up your puppy.
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255. So, what's it like being famous, Dad?
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256. People know your name,
but you don't know theirs. It's great.!
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257. Dad, do you wear boxers or briefs?
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258. Nope!
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259. What religion are you?
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260. You know, the one with all the well-meaning
rules that don't work out in real life.
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261. Uh, Christianity.
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262. - What's with all the questions?
- Just some report I gotta do for school.
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263. - Hey, you want some pie?
- Sure.
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264. We've got a lot of catching up to do.
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265. Mmm.
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266. Clear the way. Clear the way!
Performer coming through!
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267. This is so exciting.
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268. Last time I got to go backstage was when
Bart ripped his pants at the Christmas play.
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269. - Mom!
- Ha-ha!
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270. Hello, bands.!
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271. Who is playing with
the London Symphony Orchestra?
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272. Come on, people. Somebody ordered
the London Symphony Orchestra.
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273. Possibly while high!
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274. Cypress Hill,
I'm looking in your direction.
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275. Hey, man,
did we order an orchestra?
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276. - What's up with this orchestra?
- Where'd the orchestra come from, man?
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277. - I don't know.
- You didn't tell me about this, man.
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278. We gotta do somethin'.
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279. Uh, yeah, we think we did.
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280. Uh, do you know
"Insane in the Brain"?
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281. We mostly know classical,
but we could give it a shot.
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282. Now, this I like.
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283. Man, that guy's guitar is talkin'!
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284. Hey, my shoes are talkin' too!
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285. Don't worry.
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286. We won't hurt you.
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287. We only want
to have some fun.
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288. And to think, Smithers,
you laughed when I bought Ticketmaster.
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289. "Nobody's going to pay
a hundred-percent service charge. "
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290. Well, it's a policy that ensures a healthy mix
of the rich and the ignorant, sir.
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291. Do you feel like we do, Springfield?
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292. Yeah! Do y-
Wait. Do ya- Do ya feel-
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293. Do- Do ya feel-
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294. Oh, come on!
Do you feel-
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295. Homer Simpson wrecks my pig...
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296. Cypress Hill steals my orchestra...
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297. and Sonic Youth's in my cooler!
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298. Get out of there, you kids!
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299. Oh, come on, Mr. Frampton.
You're not gonna eat all that watermelon.
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300. Please!
I'm trying to perform.
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301. Go ahead.
We'll stay here and guard your cooler.
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302. Twenty-five years
I've been in this- I've never-
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303. And now, Springfield, this is the moment
that you've been waiting for!
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304. The man who embodies everything
about rock and roll- except the music.
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305. Give it up for your very own
homegrown hero...
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306. Homer Simpson.!
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307. I used to carpool with that guy!
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308. Oh, this is heavy.
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309. Okay, Homer,
don't fear the reaper.
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310. Ohh! I'm gonna die!
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311. Cannons are designed to hurt.
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312. They're designed to hurt!
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313. Shh! Mom!
Dad needs our support.
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314. You're the coolest dad alive!
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315. Oh, Marge, I thought I had
an appetite for destruction...
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316. but all I wanted
was a club sandwich.
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317. There might be one in this cooler.
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318. - Oh! Here we go.
- Ohh!
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319. Oh, man, Homer wussed out.
I'm so disillusioned.
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320. Hey, Hullabalooza isn't about freaks.
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321. It's about music and advertising...
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322. and youth-oriented product positioning.
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323. That, and getting toasted.
Nicely toasted.
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324. Homer, I'm sorry. There's nothing worse
than a yellow-bellied freak.
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325. Unless that's his act.
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326. - I expect your letter of resignation on my desk.
- You have a desk?
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327. I mean the hood of my car.
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328. I'll miss you Pumpkins,
but I just can't share your bleak worldview.
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329. - I've got too much to live for.
- We envy you, Homer.
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330. All we have is our music,
our legions of fans...
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331. our millions of dollars and our youth.
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332. Whoo-hoo!
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333. - Let's all go out and buy fur coats!
- I want a walk-in humidor.
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334. So I realized that being
with my family is more important...
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335. than being cool.
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336. Dad, what you just said
was powerfully uncool.
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337. You know what the song says.
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338. It's hip to be square.
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339. That song is so lame.
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340. So lame that it's... cool?
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341. - No.
- Am I cool, kids?
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342. - No.
- Good. I'm glad.
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343. - And that's what makes me
cool- not caring. Right? - No.
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344. Well, how the hell do you be cool?
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345. I feel like we've tried everything here.
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346. Wait, Marge.
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347. Maybe if you're truly cool,
you don't need to be told you're cool.
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348. - Sure you do.
- How else would you know?
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349. Shh!
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