1. The SimpsonsCopy !req
2. D'oh!Copy !req
3. Live from the famous
brown sands of Public Beach, Delaware...Copy !req
4. it's the Grand Nationals
of Sand Castle Building... Preview.Copy !req
5. Oh! Saturday afternoon TV
is so boring.Copy !req
6. - Bikini girls.
- Hmm?Copy !req
7. - Dune buggies.
- Hmm!Copy !req
8. Daredevil surfers.Copy !req
9. Ordinarily this beach would be swarming
with them, but not today. Oh, no!Copy !req
10. They've all been cleared out to make way
for painstaking sand preparation.Copy !req
11. That's right, Dick. This year
everyone's abuzz about one thing-Copy !req
12. the absence of Mark Rodkin.Copy !req
13. Oh, wait. There he is.Copy !req
14. - Marge, I'm bored!
- Why don't you read something?Copy !req
15. Because I'm trying
to reduce my boredom.Copy !req
16. You can hand out these flyers
for the neighborhood rummage sale.Copy !req
17. You'll get some fresh air and exercise.Copy !req
18. Eh, I'll do it anyway.Copy !req
19. Come on, boy!
We're going to see the neighbors.Copy !req
20. Good old Evergreen Terrace.Copy !req
21. The swankiest street in the classiest part
of Pressboard Estates.Copy !req
22. If you love it so much,
why are you always littering?Copy !req
23. It's easier. Duh!Copy !req
24. Oh! Howdy, neighbor!Copy !req
25. May I spray you with the hose
in a playful fashion?Copy !req
26. Eh, spray the boy.Copy !req
27. Well, ready
for the big rummage sale?Copy !req
28. Oh, yes, indeed.Copy !req
29. I've got nothing but time until they fix
that malfunctioning Squishy machine.Copy !req
30. Hey, I never noticed this place.Copy !req
31. Dad, it's right across
the street from us.Copy !req
32. That fancy house will never sell.Copy !req
33. Nobody who could afford it
would want to live in this neighborhood.Copy !req
34. Hey, what's wrong with this neighborhood?
Big shot!Copy !req
35. Too good to buy a house here, snobby?Copy !req
36. - Who you talking to, Homer?
- The guy who doesn't live there.Copy !req
37. Can we get rid
of this ayatollah T-shirt?Copy !req
38. Khomeini died years ago.Copy !req
39. But, Marge,
it works on any ayatollah-Copy !req
40. Ayatollah Nakhbadeh,
Ayatollah Zahedi.Copy !req
41. As we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre
of fanatics are consolidating their power.Copy !req
42. I don't care
who's consolidating their power.Copy !req
43. Well, we don't need this.Copy !req
44. Marge, that's
the Rhinestone Nights Fashion Gun!Copy !req
45. - I need it to rhinestone up my old clothing.
- Who's "Disco Stu"?Copy !req
46. Oh. Well, I wanted to write "Disco Stud,"
but I ran out of space.Copy !req
47. Not that Disco Stu
didn't get his share of the action.Copy !req
48. So, if you're looking for
a half bag of charcoal briquettes...Copy !req
49. or an artificial Christmas tree,
trunk only...Copy !req
50. come on over to the Hibbert table,
pronto!Copy !req
51. Well, sir, looks like we got
some nice items here at Table Glick.Copy !req
52. Like this. What the heckaroonie
is this, Mrs. Glick?Copy !req
53. It is a candy dish, Ned.
Ninety dollars.Copy !req
54. Uh-huh. Well, I, uh- I guess you
could put a lot of nice things in there.Copy !req
55. No! Just candy, Ned.
Ninety dollars!Copy !req
56. Well, looks like somebody
sold something today.Copy !req
57. Are you interested in that motorized tie rack,
Principal Skinner?Copy !req
58. Hmm. It's awfully loud.Copy !req
59. Well, you can always
take the motor out...Copy !req
60. and use it as an ordinary tie rack.Copy !req
61. But now the ties are motionless.Copy !req
62. Those in back
are virtually inaccessible.Copy !req
63. Well, it's a moot point as I have
only one tie to begin with.Copy !req
64. I believe I'll pass.Copy !req
65. Have you sold that tie rack yet?Copy !req
66. - No.
- I'll take it.Copy !req
67. Now, folks, nothing spells fun...Copy !req
68. like rhinestones on a dungaree jacket.Copy !req
69. Stu, you should buy that.Copy !req
70. Hey. Disco Stu doesn't advertise.Copy !req
71. Uh, hey, Ned,
let me help you with that.Copy !req
72. Hey, everybody!
Who thinks Flanders should shut up?Copy !req
73. So, anyone here
from Evergreen Terrace?Copy !req
74. I think this is
the best neighborhood in town.Copy !req
75. Anybody agree with me?Copy !req
76. - You're the king, Homer!
- King of the neighborhood!Copy !req
77. Say, that ayatollah thinks he's better
than America. Is he right?Copy !req
78. - No!
- Yes.Copy !req
79. - For only five dollars, you can sock it to him in style.
- Right here!Copy !req
80. And for the man who has everything,
a tie-rack motor.Copy !req
81. I'll take that.Copy !req
82. Hey, big spenderCopy !req
83. Dig this blenderCopy !req
84. Rainbow suspendersCopy !req
85. Hey, big spenderCopy !req
86. We surrenderCopy !req
87. SpendCopy !req
88. Some dough at table threeCopy !req
89. Thank you, neighbors. Thank you.Copy !req
90. Now, let's give it up for table five!Copy !req
91. Ah, ah, ah, ah
Table five, table fiveCopy !req
92. Ah, ah, ah, ahCopy !req
93. Table fi-I-I-iveCopy !req
94. Table fiveCopy !req
95. Table fiveCopy !req
96. Hey, what's the big deal?Copy !req
97. It's just some new guy moving in.Copy !req
98. Disco Stu likes disco music.Copy !req
99. Hi there, neighbors.
Uh, I'm George Bush.Copy !req
100. Former president George Bush?Copy !req
101. Oh, former president George Bush!Copy !req
102. Okay, let's give it up for the new guy!Copy !req
103. Now, let's all turn around
and pay attention to me again.Copy !req
104. Hello. Hello!Copy !req
105. Hello!Copy !req
106. Wow! A former president
living right across the street!Copy !req
107. Oh, why did he have to move in
on my territory? Look at him.Copy !req
108. Thinks just because he led the free world
he can act like a big shot!Copy !req
109. Stupid president! Why couldn't he
just stay in his own state?Copy !req
110. Actually, this is one of the nine states
where Mr. Bush claims residency, Dad.Copy !req
111. I wouldn't have voted for him, but it's nice
to have a celebrity in the neighborhood.Copy !req
112. Wait a minute. If Lisa didn't vote for him,
and I didn't vote for him-Copy !req
113. You didn't vote for anybody.Copy !req
114. I voted for Prell to go back
to the old glass bottle.Copy !req
115. After that, I became deeply cynical.Copy !req
116. And your business here, Mr. Flanders?Copy !req
117. Well, sir, I'm welcoming the Bushes
on behalf of the neighborhood association.Copy !req
118. Never mind about that, Ray.Copy !req
119. Just give 'em a quick pass with
the metal detector and let 'em on in.Copy !req
120. Hey, Bar! The neighbors are here.Copy !req
121. Howdilly-doodilly there,
President Bush-Copy !req
122. Or should I say President Neighbor?Copy !req
123. I'm Ned Flanders,
and this is Maude, Rod and Todd.Copy !req
124. Howdilly-doodilly yourself there, Ned.
This is my wife, Barbara.Copy !req
125. Call her Bar.
Would you like some lemonade?Copy !req
126. - Tiptop-notch!
- Okilly-dokilly.Copy !req
127. Thankilly-dankilly.Copy !req
128. - Greatalicious.
- Scrumpdiddlerific.Copy !req
129. Fine and dandy like sour candy!Copy !req
130. Bar's a whiz with cold drinks,
aren't you, Bar?Copy !req
131. Don't understand lemonade myself.
Not my forte.Copy !req
132. What brings you to Springfield?Copy !req
133. George and I just wanted
to be private citizens again...Copy !req
134. go where nobody cared about politics.Copy !req
135. So we found the town with the lowest
voter turnout in America.Copy !req
136. Just happy to be here
among good, average people...Copy !req
137. with no particular hopes or dreams.Copy !req
138. But, Mr. President,
we're not all good people.Copy !req
139. There's one little boy
you should watch out for.Copy !req
140. He's a bad, bad little boy.Copy !req
141. Now, Todd, don't scare the president.Copy !req
142. Oh, look at those phonies
sucking up to Bush.Copy !req
143. I guess you might say he's barking
up the wrong Bush.Copy !req
144. There it is, Homer. The cleverest
thing you'll ever say, and nobody heard it.Copy !req
145. D'oh!Copy !req
146. Just gonna relax with
my U.S. News & World whatnot.Copy !req
147. Oh, good. Roasting the new guy.Copy !req
148. Hello, Mr. Bush!Copy !req
149. George, this is a neighborhood boy,
Bart Simpson.Copy !req
150. - He came over to say hi.
- Yeah. Hello.Copy !req
151. - Hi! Hey, what's this?
- My electric card shuffler. Don't go near that-Copy !req
152. Now, I told you- Oh, those cards
are from Air Force One...Copy !req
153. and they only give you so many packs.Copy !req
154. Oh, George! Boys will be boys.
Bart's just being friendly.Copy !req
155. Why don't you get off that sofa
and show Bart your photos?Copy !req
156. Oh, but he'll gunk 'em all up.Copy !req
157. His hands are probably covered
with mud and cookies.Copy !req
158. He probably stole a napkin.Copy !req
159. - Who's that, George?
- That's me with Charlton Heston.Copy !req
160. - He was-
- Who's that, George?Copy !req
161. You wouldn't know him.
That's Bob Mosbacher. He was secretary of-Copy !req
162. That's a dumb name.
Who's that, George?Copy !req
163. Maybe he thinks "Bart" is a dumb-Copy !req
164. - How many times were you president, George?
- Just once.Copy !req
165. Bar, isn't it time for dinner yet?Copy !req
166. I'm making rice. It'll be a while.Copy !req
167. Did your Secret Service goons
ever whack anybody, George?Copy !req
168. You know, in my day...Copy !req
169. little boys didn't call their elders
by their first names.Copy !req
170. Yeah? Well, welcome
to the 20th century, George.Copy !req
171. I'll kick you right out
of the 20th century, you little-Copy !req
172. Oh, man. I only got one minute till they
stop serving those breakfast balls! D'oh!Copy !req
173. Ah, let's see now.
What do you folks have here, huh?Copy !req
174. Hmm. A Krusty Burger.
That doesn't sound too appetizing.Copy !req
175. What kind of stew do you have today?Copy !req
176. Uh, we don't have stew.Copy !req
177. Sir, why don't you just have the cheeseburger?Copy !req
178. That's really more
of a weekend thing, Ray.Copy !req
179. Hey, jerk! Move your fanny!Copy !req
180. That guy's louder than World War II.Copy !req
181. Ray, go see what the rhubarb is,
will you?Copy !req
182. Sir, could you pop your hood?Copy !req
183. Hey, my taxes paid for that horn!Copy !req
184. Why, hello, Mrs. Bush.Copy !req
185. Hi, Bart. Mr. Bush is upstairs napping.Copy !req
186. Your husband's awful grumpy.Copy !req
187. Oh, that's just his way.
He really likes you.Copy !req
188. You know, it's time for him
to get up and work on his memoirs.Copy !req
189. Why don't you go wake him?Copy !req
190. What the-Copy !req
191. Great Scott! Don't touch that.
That's the alpenhorn Helmut Kohl gave me.Copy !req
192. - Where'd you get those pajamas?
- They're presidential pajamas.Copy !req
193. You have to be president,
and you're not president.Copy !req
194. - Yes, I am.
- D- No, you're not. Bar!Copy !req
195. - Hey, where's your candy?
- We don't have any. Now, go away!Copy !req
196. George!Copy !req
197. Older people don't eat much candy, Bart,
but I could bake you some cookies.Copy !req
198. Can't remember
the last time she made cookies for me.Copy !req
199. - What's that?
- Oh, n-nothing.Copy !req
200. All right. His story checks out.Copy !req
201. Marge, would you love me more
if I were president?Copy !req
202. 'Cause I'll do it
if it'll make you happy.Copy !req
203. Homie, as long as you keep the car
full of gas, I'm happy.Copy !req
204. Well, you can always
depend on that.Copy !req
205. And since I'd achieved...Copy !req
206. all my goals as president
in one term...Copy !req
207. there was no need for a second.Copy !req
208. The end.Copy !req
209. Mmm. Good memoirs.Copy !req
210. Good, not great.Copy !req
211. Now, let's look at that old outboard.Copy !req
212. Soup that baby up, rattle a few windows
down Kennebunkport next May.Copy !req
213. Hello, Mr. Bush!Copy !req
214. - What ya doin'?
- Now, don't upset the desk there.Copy !req
215. - Careful! You don't want to horse around with-
- Hey, cool! What does this do?Copy !req
216. Now, don't you pull that cord, young man!Copy !req
217. - No, no. Hey.!
- Whoops.Copy !req
218. Bar, my motor's gone loco!Copy !req
219. Oh, the birdhouse!
My prize orchids!Copy !req
220. No. Not the memoirs.
Don't even think about it.Copy !req
221. Not gonna happen.Copy !req
222. - Whoa, man.
- Whoa nothing.Copy !req
223. I'm gonna do something your daddy
should've done a long time ago.Copy !req
224. Now, go home and think about
what you've done, young man.Copy !req
225. He spanked you?Copy !req
226. You? Bart Simpson?Copy !req
227. I begged him to stop, but he said
it was for the good of the nation.Copy !req
228. Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked
by presidents till the cows came home.Copy !req
229. Grover Cleveland spanked me
on two nonconsecutive occasions!Copy !req
230. Grampa, I know in your day
spanking was common...Copy !req
231. but Homer and I just don't believe
in that kind of punishment.Copy !req
232. And that's why your no-good kids
are running wild!Copy !req
233. First, Bush invades my home turf,
then he takes my pals...Copy !req
234. then he makes fun
of the way I talk... probably.Copy !req
235. Now he steals my right to raise
a disobedient, smart-alecky son!Copy !req
236. Well, that's it!Copy !req
237. Hey, Bush! Get out here!Copy !req
238. Excuse me, sir.
Where are you going?Copy !req
239. I'm going to punch George Bush
in the face.Copy !req
240. Okay. Is he expecting you?Copy !req
241. - You owe me an apology!
- Hey, you owe me an apology.Copy !req
242. If you were any kind of a father...Copy !req
243. you'd have disciplined that boy
a long time ago.Copy !req
244. You want to step back, sir?
You're trampling the flowers.Copy !req
245. Ooh! Hiding behind
your goons, eh, Bush?Copy !req
246. Whoa! Well, you are a wimp!Copy !req
247. Wimp, am I?Copy !req
248. AgentJohnson, Agent Heintz...Copy !req
249. you men stand down.Copy !req
250. All right, mister, you want trouble,
you're gonna get trouble.Copy !req
251. Oh, I want trouble, all right.Copy !req
252. - Then you're gonna get trouble.
- No, you're gonna get trouble.Copy !req
253. Oh, that's good.
That's good, 'cause I want trouble.Copy !req
254. - Then we're agreed. There'll be trouble.
- Oh, yeah! Lots of trouble.Copy !req
255. - Trouble it is!
- For you.Copy !req
256. D'oh!Copy !req
257. This is gonna be sweet.Copy !req
258. Two hundred bottle rockets, and George Bush
doing toe touches by an open window.Copy !req
259. You get one up his butt, it's a million points.Copy !req
260. Why don't you just
say you're sorry, George?Copy !req
261. Because I'm right. Oh, no.Copy !req
262. I'm gonna fix their wagon good.
I've pulled some pranks in my time.Copy !req
263. I- I don't understand.Copy !req
264. Are you saying you and Barbara
are bad neighbors?Copy !req
265. No! That's not Bar and me.
It's them.Copy !req
266. - Who? Maude and me?
- No! The man and his boy.Copy !req
267. You know, the-
the boy is named Bart.Copy !req
268. I don't know the name of the man.
Bar! What's the name of the man?Copy !req
269. - I'm not getting involved, George.
- Look, just never mind.Copy !req
270. I thought the banner was pretty straightforward,
but I guess I'll just take it down.Copy !req
271. George, it's time to get dressed.Copy !req
272. Nuh-uh. Not going outside today,
not with those neighbors.Copy !req
273. Staying right here
till my speech to the Elks Club.Copy !req
274. Yoo-hoo.!Copy !req
275. - Who is it?
- It's your sons, George Bush Jr. and Jeb Bush.Copy !req
276. - Come outside, Dad.
- Oh, good.Copy !req
277. Bar! The boys are in the front yard. They'll
help me think of a plan to get those Simpsons.Copy !req
278. Oh, George!
Is that all you ever think about?Copy !req
279. The boys probably just want
a letter of recommendation.Copy !req
280. - Boys? Where are you going?
- Okay, son. Give him the glue!Copy !req
281. Hey, lookin'good.!Copy !req
282. And that's why I will continue
to oppose teen alcoholism...Copy !req
283. in all its forms.Copy !req
284. Now, are there any questions?Copy !req
285. Keeping in mind that I already
explained about my hair.Copy !req
286. Oh, yeah, that's right.
The Simpsons.Copy !req
287. President Bush
is driving on our lawn.Copy !req
288. - He must be lost.
- He's not lost.Copy !req
289. Looks like we're experiencing
some blowback from the wig offensive.Copy !req
290. - It's time to hit him where he lives.
- His house?Copy !req
291. Bingo.Copy !req
292. So I thought to myself,
"What would God do in this situation?"Copy !req
293. Locusts. They'll drive him nuts.Copy !req
294. It's all in the Bible, son.
It's the prankster's bible.Copy !req
295. Hmm. I can't decide if this'll
be considered feisty or crazy.Copy !req
296. Hey! Hey, what the-Copy !req
297. Oh, if he thinks George Bush'll
stay out of the sewer...Copy !req
298. he doesn't know George Bush.Copy !req
299. Hey, turkeys! Behind ya.Copy !req
300. For the last time, Bush,
apologize for spanking my boy!Copy !req
301. Never. You make him apologize
for destroying my memoirs.Copy !req
302. You didn't tell me
you destroyed his memoirs.Copy !req
303. Never!Copy !req
304. Yea, Dad!Copy !req
305. I really feel awful
about your lawn, Marge.Copy !req
306. George can be so stubborn
when he thinks he's right.Copy !req
307. Oh, Homer too.
They're so much alike.Copy !req
308. Too bad they got off
on the wrong foot.Copy !req
309. It's just like the Noriega thing.Copy !req
310. Now he and George
are the best of friends.Copy !req
311. Here's a little something
we learned in C.I.A.Copy !req
312. - Get him, boys!
- Ow! Ow!Copy !req
313. Hello!Copy !req
314. Hello!Copy !req
315. Now I'll ruin you like a Japanese banquet.Copy !req
316. I'll take your head and-
Gorbachev?Copy !req
317. What-What are you doing here?Copy !req
318. I just dropped by with present
for warming of house.Copy !req
319. Instead find you grappling
with local oaf.Copy !req
320. Oh, brought some of your commie friends
to help you fight dirty, eh?Copy !req
321. Mikhail, they put a wig on my head,
my memoirs got-Copy !req
322. George, this is the last straw.!Copy !req
323. You apologize to Homer right now!Copy !req
324. But, Bar, we can't show any weakness
in front of the Russians.Copy !req
325. George!Copy !req
326. Yes, dear.Copy !req
327. Okay.Copy !req
328. I'm sorry I spanked your boy, Homer.Copy !req
329. Whoo-hoo! In your face, Bush.Copy !req
330. Now apologize for the tax hike.Copy !req
331. It's a shame it didn't work out, Marge...Copy !req
332. but George just felt this neighborhood
brought out the worst in him and-Copy !req
333. Oh, my. Well, so long!Copy !req
334. Bye-bye.Copy !req
335. Hi!Copy !req
336. Pleased to meet you. I just moved in.Copy !req
337. My name is Jerry Ford.Copy !req
338. Former president Gerald Ford?Copy !req
339. Put 'er there. I'm Homer Simpson.Copy !req
340. - Say, Homer, do you like football?
- Do I ever!Copy !req
341. - Do you like nachos?
- Yes, Mr. Ford.Copy !req
342. Well, why don't you come over
and watch the game...Copy !req
343. and we'll have nachos
and then some beer?Copy !req
344. Ooh!Copy !req
345. Jerry, I think you and I
are gonna get along just-Copy !req
346. D'oh!Copy !req
347. Shh!Copy !req