The Eric Andre Show 4x8

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Chris Irvine as Self • Roy Hibbert as Self • Flavor Flav as Self

Wrestler Chris Jericho, basketball player Roy Hibbert and rapper Flavor Flav are interviewed.

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1. Ladies and gentlemen, it's "The Eric Andre Show"!

2. Nah.

3. Ugh. Hurry up.

4. Oh!

5. Wow!

6. That's all I, uh, had planned for the, uh...

7. Hey. Hannibal.

8. What?

9. Why don't you take off your shirt

10. if you're such a tough guy?

11. 'Cause no one wants to be disgusted at home

12. and throw up and get sick and have diarrhea

13. and look like a gross

14. disgusting.

15. You know what? Yeah.

16. You're saying some mean things about me,

17. but I believe in myself.

18. And my mama raised me to have confidence,

19. and my brothers taught me how to fight.

20. And I just feel good.

21. And, also,

22. you're a bitch-ass nigga. Hey.

23. With the iPhone, you're kind of stuck,

24. but there's many options.

25. Price is a big factor to me.

26. You know. - How so?

27. 'Cause I'm pretty —

28. Are you okay? Are you okay?

29. Is there an airplane?

30. - Holy shit. - Are you okay?

31. I'm trying to get sponsored by Sprite.

32. And I —

33. I thought this was the Sprite building.

34. Sprite.

35. Are you in the Sprite company? - No.

36. You need some Sprite?

37. I came — I came in —

38. Okay, don't touch me.

39. - I came in from an airplane. - Don't touch me.

40. Okay, okay. Go have a seat.

41. I'm trying to get a Sprite sponsor—

42. Have a seat someplace.

43. What's under your shirt?

44. Don't do this, mate.

45. What's under your shirt?

46. I just — I'm trying to get sponsored by Sprite.

47. Aah! Aah!

48. I need Sprite.

49. Ladies and gentlemen, he's a wrestler.

50. Chris Jericho.

51. Come out.

52. So, how did you get your sta-a-a-a-a-a-a-a—

53. Aaaaaaaaah.

54. Listen. He-e-e-e-e-e-e-y.

55. I'm writing it down.

56. Lookit.

57. Hey, dweeb.

58. I'm gonna kill myself.

59. This thing has bedbugs all over it, man.

60. What? Are you serious?

61. Yeah. Oh, shit.

62. - Yo, yo. - I got to get rid of this thing.

63. Can I get rid of this mattress here?

64. If you touch me with that, I will — What is the difference?

65. They told me to drop it off here.

66. This thing has bedbugs. I'm trying to get rid of it.

67. I'm giving it away. Don't run into traffic.

68. I just want to give you a hug.

69. Don't run into traffic!

70. Don't run into traffic!

71. Sponsored by Kafka's "Metamorphosis."

72. This guy plays sports 'cause he's tall. Roy Hibbert.

73. How you doing, man?

74. Oh, geez. X-Y-Z, right?

75. This is fantastic.

76. What's up with your nails, man?

77. Yeah, I'm growing them out.

78. Hey, you're playing basketball nowadays, huh? A little bit.

79. What is basketball? What is it?

80. What is it? What is it?

81. Is this basketball? Is that basketball?

82. What is it? What is violence? What is basketball?

83. It could be whatever you want it to be.

84. Oh, thank you.

85. Cheers. - There's nothing in that.

86. You ever kissed a girl while she was asleep or passed out?

87. Without —

88. Without —

89. Oh.

90. Wow.

91. You said without her permission?

92. Who knows? That was ye—

93. like, minutes ago.

94. Is this supposed to be a studio au—

95. I'm ashamed of — Where's the audience?

96. - I'm proud to be — - Yo.

97. I'm gonna have my robot take over for a little while.

98. Roy Hibbert, welcome to the show.

99. Roy, first question.

100. sick of this robot, man.

101. You're an actor.

102. Shut the up!

103. I'm Hannibal.

104. Shit. That could be a question.

105. Are we almost done?

106. I'm out of here, bro.

107. - Wait, wait, wait. - Get the away from —

108. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

109. Wait, wait. I have a few questions left.

110. I have a few questions left.

111. Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy, take it easy.

112. Take it easy, take it easy.

113. Put your clothes back on, man. It's not cool.

114. Let get me a turkey sangwich —

115. lettuce, tomato, salt and pepper, oil and vinegar, okay?

116. And now, my order's in your court!

117. Order, order, order, order, order!

118. Order! Are you guilty?

119. Order! Are you the plaintiff?

120. Order, order, order!

121. Are you — Where's the jury?

122. You're all guilty! I'm locking you up!

123. I'm locking you up! - Hey!

124. Is there a judge in here causing trouble?

125. Oh, shit.

126. Ugh. Oh.

127. Hey. That sangwich — it's on me.

128. Ladies and gentlemen, civil rights leader Flavor Flav!

129. Wow. Baron Samedi.

130. Eric Andre.

131. What's up, baby?

132. Wow. I get to be your show, son?

133. Yo.

134. Hey, yo. Let me tell you something.

135. I'm recording a solo album, son.

136. - Yeah? - Yeah.

137. Aw, man. My shit is top-notch.

138. Top-notch on the rise, smelling smoke.

139. She don't know about the hustle,

140. but not a care when I was broke.

141. What in the goddamn hell are you talking about?

142. - You know what I'm saying? - Yeah.

143. So, what's going on, Eric Andre?

144. Now, Chuck D. said,

145. "Farrakhan's a prophet who I think you ought to listen to."

146. Isn't Farrakhan also a racist anti-Semite

147. who's responsible for the assassination of Malcolm X?

148. I don't know what the you're saying, G,

149. but let me tell you something.

150. They say if you go black —

151. Uh, we got a problem with Flav's mike,

152. so, uh, pause one second for the sound guys, please.

153. Yo.

154. Okay, okay, you got that. Don't worry about it.

155. Yo, don't — don't — don't do that.

156. If you grab my dick,

157. I'm gonna punch you in the face,

158. and we're gonna be fighting

159. right here on this mother stage.

160. - Should I try — - Don't you even try it, G.

161. If you want to be friends with —

162. All right, I'm dead serious, G.

163. I'm gonna punch you in your face, fam.

164. Grab my dick.

165. I'm not

166. Okay.

167. That mother not joking.

168. Ooh It's cold, man.

169. This show sucks, man.

170. Yeah, man.

171. You got any —

172. Join us Sundays at 2:00 P.M.

173. for "Yoga in the Park."

174. Aah! Aah!

175. Hey!

176. - Get the hell out of here. - No, no, no, no.

177. Do you understand that? You're not doing this.

178. Get the out of here. Okay?

179. - My — No — - You're not listening.

180. No, my boss is over —

181. My boss is — - One more time. Go ahead.

182. You just hurt a woman!

183. - I don't speak any — - You understand me?

184. I don't speak any English.

185. You're speaking English. You're speaking English right now.

186. - Go that way. - I don't speak a lick of English.

187. Oh

188. Ha!

189. Ha-ha!