The Eric Andre Show 4x1

Directed by

T.I. as Self • Abby Miller as Self

Hip hop artist T.I. and dance instructor Abby Lee Miller are interviewed; American Authors perform.

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1. Ladies and gentlemen, it's "The Eric Andre Show"!

2. Whoa!

3. Ow!

4. Ohhh!

5. Help me.

6. Aah!

7. Hey, everyone. Welcome to season 4.

8. Season 4...

9. Season 4. Never ends.

10. Oh, we got a band.

11. You know, we got a new band.

12. We got a new guy.

13. Oh. 2, 3, 4.

14. That shit don't even rhyme, man.

15. Shut the up and work with me, man.

16. Remember what flavors you're eating.

17. Someone call the ambulance.

18. Are you okay?

19. Did anybody order lo mein?

20. Not here, outside. Go the other way.

21. I got to get out of here.

22. No, that's the wrong way.

23. That's the wrong way. You got to go.

24. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

25. I got to get out of here.

26. I got to get out of here.

27. Ah, this next guy raps. Please welcome T.I.!

28. We are amongst a king!

29. We are amongst a legend!

30. You look great. Hey, man, likewise.

31. Thanks.

32. What's going on?

33. What, you ain't got two seats in the joint?

34. It's just a thing. I don't...

35. Hey, why not just make a rap song

36. that just goes, "Aaaaaaaaaaah"?

37. Why don't you get me on a couple tracks?

38. Well, I mean, I —

39. Instead of these bullshit clowns

40. you have clownin' around downtown.

41. Whoa.

42. Wow. Who says I record downtown?

43. I've been taking boner pills.

44. All right, man, don't you with me.

45. Make eye contact with me, or I can't come.

46. Okay. Uh...

47. I goddamn broke my dick.

48. Man... Oh!

49. All right.

50. High five.

51. Yeah, I'll be damned.

52. You kind of left me hanging on that last one.

53. Uh-huh. Shit. I'm gonna do that every time.

54. I don't know what you're rapping at me right now.

55. I haven't gotten the last album,

56. but I have — I have some incredible rap skills.

57. Hey, I am glad that you did not get it,

58. because — Don't you touch me, man.

59. I'm Sprite tough.

60. I'm looking for a Sprite sponsorship.

61. I drink...

62. I drink...

63. I do all the tricks all the bladers do.

64. Oh.

65. Shit.

66. Shit.

67. Let's call 911.

68. Dude...

69. No, no, no, no, no, I don't need 911, okay?

70. I'm trying to get a Sprite sponsorship.

71. Sprite.

72. I'm looking for the Sprite representative.

73. I'm finding a Sprite rep.

74. I can do all the tricks.

75. That way. I'm —

76. I'm looking for a Sprite sponsorship.

77. We don't have Sprite! Now get outside!

78. Somebody in this building knows a Sprite rep.

79. Go outside! You need to leave now.

80. Somebody in this building knows a Sprite rep.

81. If you don't go outside —

82. Somebody in this building knows a Sprite rep.

83. I know it. I know it!

84. Get me in contact with a Sprite representative!

85. I'm gonna call 911 and get you arrested.

86. I don't need an ambulance.

87. I need Sprite.

88. Irish folk music, you know?

89. I — I, uh...

90. I have no idea what I'm doing.

91. Mm.

92. I thought I could come out here,

93. and we would just, like, riff

94. and start rapping,

95. and, like, everybody would just be blown away

96. by our raps. Sure.

97. Well. And then, like —

98. Your odor blew me away.

99. Hi, Titty Boy. What the?

100. It's me — Kraft Punk. Oh, okay.

101. What's happening? I'm here to network.

102. Come on this side. Get out of here, man!

103. Kraft — Go away!

104. Move! Please!

105. There's a camera right there, you idiot!

106. Kraft Punk, get out of here!

107. Get the out of here!

108. Get out of here!

109. Punch up this interview!

110. Uh, uh... Now y—

111. I would suggest that you don't —

112. Oh, shit. I'm going.

113. Hey, wait, wait, wait. You like Thai food?

114. I'm out this bitch.

115. Oh, you like T.I. food? You get it?

116. Like "Thai" food? Yeah.

117. Tonight on "Horsin' Around"...

118. What's your favorite food?

119. Tacos.

120. we head to Hollywood Boulevard.

121. Mmm! Good!

122. What are your favorite ways

123. to horse around while you're in the city?

124. Uh, probably a bit of — Ow!

125. Ow! Hey!

126. This guy's fingering my asshole back here!

127. Hey, knock it off, man!

128. problem, man?

129. man!

130. Get this guy off of me!

131. This guy's trying to finger my asshole

132. back here, man! I'm done!

133. you!

134. Mother

135. So you hired a bunch of perverts, man!

136. Yeah, keep filming! Put it on Instagram.

137. Thanks for the help!

138. Yeah, this is a toothbrush.

139. Aah!

140. You know her from "Dance Moms."

141. Please give it up for Abby Lee Miller!

142. Abby! Hello.

143. Abby! Abby!

144. Like, dirty here, huh?

145. Yeah? Yeah, yeah.

146. What was that about?

147. I'm on a new medicine.

148. Are you okay?

149. Seriously.

150. I wiped out.

151. Would you say — would you describe yourself

152. as the Carrot Top of dance? No, not at all.

153. So, you teach little — little monkeys to dance?

154. Like, little trained monkeys?

155. They're not trained monkeys.

156. They're very successful children.

157. Then why are you slapping them all around?

158. I don't slap them around. It said in my notes,

159. you hit one of them or something.

160. Let's change the subject.

161. May be my lunch break.

162. So, anyway, Pink's.

163. Do you like Pink's hot dogs?

164. I want your — They don't look like Pink's.

165. I want your a, uh...

166. hot dog.

167. I want your hot dog.

168. All right, I'm out of here.

169. How long — how long is this show?

170. I'm out of here. Later, y'all.

171. Uh...

172. Uh...

173. He — he — he didn't — he didn't see

174. the — the opening in the drape right there?

175. You owed $400,000 to the IRS?

176. What?

177. And now it's time for one of the seven deadly sins!

178. Yes!

179. Hi.

180. Oh.

181. Am I allowed to leave?

182. Good morning. How are you?

183. All right.

184. I'll be right back. Sure.

185. Aah! Aah! Whoa! Where am I?

186. Where am I? Where am I?

187. Is this New Jersey?

188. No, I mean, uh, I am your new boss,

189. and this is part

190. of my new five-tier morale-boosting system.

191. I think. Uh...

192. Am I here to boost morale?

193. Did I even boost that woman's morale?

194. I'm not doing a good job at this company.

195. Am I here to boost morale?

196. Is that woman's name Barbara?

197. Aah!

198. Ladies and gentlemen,

199. one of my favorite bands is here tonight.

200. Please welcome American Authors...

201. in a human centipede.

202. Get moving!

203. Out!

204. This way!

205. Now! Come on!

206. I didn't say stop playing! Come on!

207. That sounds terrible!

208. Yeah, this is a toothbrush. Get out!

209. Oh! Aaah!