The Eric Andre Show 2x7

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Lance Reddick as Self • Harry Shum Jr. as Self • Jonwayne as Self

Lance Reddick and Harry Shum Jr. are interviewed. Musical guest Jonwayne.

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1. [ CONTINUES BREATHING

2. [ CONTINUES BREATHING HEAVILY ]

3. [ DISTORTED JAZZ PLAYS IN REVERSE ] RAWR! RAWR! RAWR! RAWR! RAWR!

4. AAH! OHH! GOD!

5. OHH! GOD!

6. AAH!

7. AAH!

8. HA!

9. HA!

10. SO, EVERYTHING IS IN THE NEWS

11. SO, EVERYTHING IS IN THE NEWS TODAY.

12. SO, EVERYTHING IS IN THE NEWS TODAY.

13. TODAY.

14. NEWS!

15. NEWS! EVERYTHING IS IN THE NEWS TODAY!

16. NEWS! EVERYTHING IS IN THE NEWS TODAY! EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING!

17. EVERYTHING IS IN THE NEWS TODAY! EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING! [ FEEDBACK, DISTORTION

18. EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING! [ FEEDBACK, DISTORTION INTENSIFIES ]

19. [ FEEDBACK, DISTORTION INTENSIFIES ] NEWS!

20. INTENSIFIES ] NEWS!

21. NEWS!

22. EVERYTHING IS IN... THE... NEWS! EVERYTHING IS IN THE NEWS!

23. EVERYTHING IS IN... THE... NEWS! EVERYTHING IS IN THE NEWS!

24. EVERYTHING IS IN THE NEWS! EVERYTHING IS IN THE NEWS!

25. I'VE BEEN

26. I'VE BEEN DRINKIN' SEAWATER TO STAY ALIVE.

27. I'VE BEEN DRINKIN' SEAWATER TO STAY ALIVE. AH! THERE SHE IS.

28. DRINKIN' SEAWATER TO STAY ALIVE. AH! THERE SHE IS. I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP.

29. AH! THERE SHE IS. I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP. THERE'S A STORM A-BREWIN'!

30. I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP. THERE'S A STORM A-BREWIN'! GET BACK! GET BACK!

31. THERE'S A STORM A-BREWIN'! GET BACK! GET BACK! ♪ YO-HO-HO, AND A BOTTLE OF

32. ZIMA! ♪ MMM! I'VE BEEN DRINKIN' ZIMA FOR

33. MMM! I'VE BEEN DRINKIN' ZIMA FOR YEARS.

34. I'VE BEEN DRINKIN' ZIMA FOR YEARS. GET BACK!

35. YEARS. GET BACK! THERE'S SEAGULLS EVERYWHERE,

36. GET BACK! THERE'S SEAGULLS EVERYWHERE, BITING AND STINGING MY FACE!

37. THERE'S SEAGULLS EVERYWHERE, BITING AND STINGING MY FACE!

38. BITING AND STINGING MY FACE! ARGH! I'M GETTIN' SEASICK.

39. ARGH! I'M GETTIN' SEASICK. PBHT!

40. ARGH! I'M GETTIN' SEASICK. PBHT!

41. I CAN'T HOLD MY LIQUOR.

42. I WROTE THE SCREENPLAY FOR "SPRING BREAKERS"

43. "SPRING BREAKERS." HEY, YOU WANT

44. "SPRING BREAKERS." HEY, YOU WANT THIS?

45. HEY, YOU WANT THIS? HEY.

46. THIS? HEY. Hi. Psst! Hi.

47. HEY. Hi. Psst! Hi. CAN YOU SEE ME?

48. Hi. Psst! Hi. CAN YOU SEE ME? CAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT NOW?

49. ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW THIS NEXT GUY FROM "THE WIRE" AND "LOST" — LANCE REDDICK.

50. GUY FROM "THE WIRE" AND "LOST" — LANCE REDDICK.

51. HI!

52. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC, SIR. HAVE A SEAT. YEAH.

53. HAVE A SEAT. YEAH. ♪ ALONE, FROM NIGHT TO NIGHT,

54. WHAT'S UP WITH CLAYMATION? LIKE, WHAT'S UP WITH IT? WHAT'S UP WITH IT?

55. LIKE, WHAT'S UP WITH IT? WHAT'S UP WITH IT? SO, YOU'RE ON TV.

56. WHAT'S UP WITH IT? SO, YOU'RE ON TV. UH... YEAH. YEAH.

57. SO, YOU'RE ON TV. UH... YEAH. YEAH. FROM TIME TO TIME.

58. UH... YEAH. YEAH. FROM TIME TO TIME. THAT'S COOL.

59. FROM TIME TO TIME. THAT'S COOL. HERE'S THE THING —

60. THAT'S COOL. HERE'S THE THING — I... DON'T... GIVE... A... SHIT

61. HERE'S THE THING — I... DON'T... GIVE... A... SHIT ABOUT BASEBALL!

62. I... DON'T... GIVE... A... SHIT ABOUT BASEBALL! IT'S BORING.

63. ABOUT BASEBALL! IT'S BORING. ALL RIGHT.

64. IT'S BORING. ALL RIGHT. WAIT.

65. ALL RIGHT. WAIT.

66. WAIT. ABOUT — NOT THAT.

67. ABOUT — NOT THAT. NO, YEAH, I DO WANT TO TALK

68. ABOUT — NOT THAT. NO, YEAH, I DO WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT.

69. NO, YEAH, I DO WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT. WE WAS TALKING ABOUT BASEBALL.

70. ABOUT THAT. WE WAS TALKING ABOUT BASEBALL. ABOUT BASEBALL?

71. WE WAS TALKING ABOUT BASEBALL. ABOUT BASEBALL? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

72. ABOUT BASEBALL? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. OH, WAIT. WELL —

73. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. OH, WAIT. WELL — THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO SAY

74. OH, WAIT. WELL — THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO SAY ABOUT BASEBALL.

75. THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO SAY ABOUT BASEBALL. OH, OKAY, GO AHEAD.

76. ABOUT BASEBALL. OH, OKAY, GO AHEAD.

77. YOU THINK, UM — YOU THINK ALL OVER THE LADIES WHEN HE'S IN

78. ALL OVER THE LADIES WHEN HE'S IN PARIS, FRANCE?

79. ALL OVER THE LADIES WHEN HE'S IN PARIS, FRANCE?

80. YOU NEED A NEW DESK.

81. LANCE REDDICK.

82. LANCE REDDICK. LANCE REDDICK.

83. YEAH, THAT WAS... THAT WAS INTENSE.

84. YEAH, THAT WAS... THAT WAS INTENSE. YEAH.

85. THAT WAS INTENSE. YEAH. INTENSE — HE'S AN INTERESTING

86. YEAH. INTENSE — HE'S AN INTERESTING GUY.

87. INTENSE — HE'S AN INTERESTING GUY. IS CRABS MORE EMBARRASSING

88. GUY. IS CRABS MORE EMBARRASSING THAN AIDS?

89. IS CRABS MORE EMBARRASSING THAN AIDS? UH...

90. THAN AIDS? UH... FOR THE MOMENT, PROBABLY.

91. UH... FOR THE MOMENT, PROBABLY. YEAH.

92. FOR THE MOMENT, PROBABLY. YEAH.

93. YEAH. I WISH I WERE LeVAR BURTON.

94. I WISH I WERE LeVAR BURTON. I WISH I WERE LeVAR BURTON.

95. I WISH I WERE LeVAR BURTON. I WISH I WERE LeVAR BURTON. WHERE'S MY ICONIC SLAVE ROLE?

96. I WISH I WERE LeVAR BURTON. WHERE'S MY ICONIC SLAVE ROLE? ERIC! MOTHER

97. WHERE'S MY ICONIC SLAVE ROLE? ERIC! MOTHER I WISH I WERE LeVAR BURTON!

98. ERIC! MOTHER I WISH I WERE LeVAR BURTON! ALL Y'ALL!

99. I WISH I WERE LeVAR BURTON! ALL Y'ALL! ALL Y'ALL!

100. ALL Y'ALL! ALL Y'ALL! WARP SPEED!

101. ALL Y'ALL! WARP SPEED! DON'T "RAINBOW-READ" ME, NIGGA!

102. WARP SPEED! DON'T "RAINBOW-READ" ME, NIGGA! AAH!

103. DON'T "RAINBOW-READ" ME, NIGGA! AAH!

104. AAH! HI, THERE.

105. HI, THERE. HOW YOU DOING?

106. HI, THERE. HOW YOU DOING? ALL RIGHT.

107. HOW YOU DOING? ALL RIGHT. MY COMPUTER IS JUST LIKE

108. ALL RIGHT. MY COMPUTER IS JUST LIKE TOTALLY ON THE FRITZ.

109. MY COMPUTER IS JUST LIKE TOTALLY ON THE FRITZ. OKAY.

110. TOTALLY ON THE FRITZ. OKAY.

111. OKAY. YEAH, SO...

112. WHY DID YOU DO THAT? I CAN'T REMEMBER MY Gmail PASSWORD.

113. I CAN'T REMEMBER MY Gmail PASSWORD. UH... WHAT — WHAT ARE YOU

114. PASSWORD. UH... WHAT — WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DUDE?

115. UH... WHAT — WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DUDE? IS IT LIKE A "TAB" BUTTON?

116. DOING, DUDE? IS IT LIKE A "TAB" BUTTON? STOP.

117. IS IT LIKE A "TAB" BUTTON? STOP. OKAY. SORRY.

118. STOP. OKAY. SORRY. HERE, YOU WANT TO TRY IT?

119. OKAY. SORRY. HERE, YOU WANT TO TRY IT? I...

120. HERE, YOU WANT TO TRY IT? I... [ WOMAN VOCALIZING,

121. I... [ WOMAN VOCALIZING, DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

122. DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

123. THAT SOUNDED TERRIBLE. OH... SO, UH... OUR OLD PAL, RUSSELL BRAND...

124. OH... SO, UH... OUR OLD PAL, RUSSELL BRAND... YEAH.

125. RUSSELL BRAND... YEAH. WAS JUST OUT ON — ON A

126. YEAH. WAS JUST OUT ON — ON A RED CARPET.

127. WAS JUST OUT ON — ON A RED CARPET. HE'S CRAZY, MAN.

128. RED CARPET. HE'S CRAZY, MAN. HE'S CRAZY.

129. HE'S CRAZY, MAN. HE'S CRAZY. LET'S — LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

130. HE'S CRAZY. LET'S — LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

131. MY NAME IS RUSSELL BRAND. I'M FROM "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW."

132. RUSSELL BRAND. I'M FROM "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW." YOUR NAME IS RUSSELL BRAND?

133. I'M FROM "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW." YOUR NAME IS RUSSELL BRAND? DO YOU HAVE A-A QUARTER?

134. YOUR NAME IS RUSSELL BRAND? DO YOU HAVE A-A QUARTER? I'M SORRY?

135. DO YOU HAVE A-A QUARTER? I'M SORRY? DO YOU HAVE A QUARTER?

136. I'M SORRY? DO YOU HAVE A QUARTER? A...

137. DO YOU HAVE A QUARTER? A... A QUARTER?

138. A... A QUARTER? CAN YOU SPARE A QUARTER?

139. A QUARTER? CAN YOU SPARE A QUARTER?

140. CAN YOU SPARE A QUARTER? NO, I DON'T.

141. NO, I DON'T.

142. I GET A LITTLE N-NERVOUS.

143. BUYING... A SOAP? CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR?

144. BUYING... A SOAP? CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR? CAN YOU FEED MY PET?

145. CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR? CAN YOU FEED MY PET?

146. CAN YOU FEED MY PET? I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

147. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. HELLO!

148. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. HELLO! MY NEXT GUEST IS FROM ONE OF

149. HELLO! MY NEXT GUEST IS FROM ONE OF

150. MY NEXT GUEST IS FROM ONE OF "GLEE."

151. "GLEE."

152. "GLEE." HARRY SHUM JR.!

153. HOW YOU DOING? GOOD, GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? HARRY SHUM JR.

154. GOOD, GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? HARRY SHUM JR. WHAT'S UP, MAN?

155. HARRY SHUM JR. WHAT'S UP, MAN? IT SAYS YOU'RE PLAYING

156. WHAT'S UP, MAN? IT SAYS YOU'RE PLAYING

157. IT SAYS YOU'RE PLAYING "MORTAL KOMBAT: LEGACY."

158. "MORTAL KOMBAT: LEGACY." THE YOUNG SUB-ZERO — QUITE

159. "MORTAL KOMBAT: LEGACY." THE YOUNG SUB-ZERO — QUITE YOUNG.

160. THE YOUNG SUB-ZERO — QUITE YOUNG. THAT'S AWESOME.

161. YOUNG. THAT'S AWESOME. SO YOU'RE LIKE, "HADOKEN!"

162. THAT'S AWESOME. SO YOU'RE LIKE, "HADOKEN!" YEAH, YOU GOT THE HADOKENS

163. SO YOU'RE LIKE, "HADOKEN!" YEAH, YOU GOT THE HADOKENS COMING UP?

164. YEAH, YOU GOT THE HADOKENS COMING UP? "HADOKEN!"

165. COMING UP? "HADOKEN!" SUB-ZE— SUB-ZERO!

166. "HADOKEN!" SUB-ZE— SUB-ZERO! "HADOKEN!"

167. SUB-ZE— SUB-ZERO! "HADOKEN!"

168. "HADOKEN!"

169. I'M ELECTRIC BLANKA! SUB-ZERO!

170. I'M ELECTRIC BLANKA! SUB-ZERO!

171. I'M ELECTRIC BLANKA! SUB-ZERO! THAT'S — THAT'S A

172. THAT'S — THAT'S A

173. THAT'S — THAT'S A "I'M CHUN-LI! I'M SUB-ZERO!"

174. "I'M CHUN-LI! I'M SUB-ZERO!" THAT'S A DIFFERENT FRANCHISE.

175. "I'M CHUN-LI! I'M SUB-ZERO!" THAT'S A DIFFERENT FRANCHISE. OH.

176. THAT'S A DIFFERENT FRANCHISE. OH. "STREET FIGHTER" IS — IS

177. OH. "STREET FIGHTER" IS — IS DIFFERENT.

178. "STREET FIGHTER" IS — IS DIFFERENT.

179. DIFFERENT. "STREET FIGHTER."

180. "STREET FIGHTER." IT'S ACTUALLY "MORTAL KOMBAT."

181. "STREET FIGHTER." IT'S ACTUALLY "MORTAL KOMBAT." WELL, ACTUALLY, KUAI LIANG —

182. IT'S ACTUALLY "MORTAL KOMBAT." WELL, ACTUALLY, KUAI LIANG — HE PLAYS SUB-ZERO'S LITTLE

183. WELL, ACTUALLY, KUAI LIANG — HE PLAYS SUB-ZERO'S LITTLE BROTHER, SO —

184. HE PLAYS SUB-ZERO'S LITTLE BROTHER, SO — WHO DOES?

185. BROTHER, SO — WHO DOES? HE'S THE CHARACTER I PLAY.

186. WHO DOES? HE'S THE CHARACTER I PLAY.

187. HE'S THE CHARACTER I PLAY. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

188. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? THAT'S THE NAME OF...

189. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? THAT'S THE NAME OF... OUF.

190. THAT'S THE NAME OF... OUF. EW!

191. OUF. EW! YO, IF YOU COULD HAVE YOUR OWN

192. EW! YO, IF YOU COULD HAVE YOUR OWN FATALITY, WHAT WOULD YOUR

193. YO, IF YOU COULD HAVE YOUR OWN FATALITY, WHAT WOULD YOUR FATALITY BE?

194. FATALITY, WHAT WOULD YOUR FATALITY BE? THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

195. FATALITY BE? THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS THAT

196. THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS THAT

197. THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS THAT HUGE HARPOON THROUGH THE HEART,

198. HUGE HARPOON THROUGH THE HEART, BRINGING IT OUT, THE WHOLE

199. HUGE HARPOON THROUGH THE HEART, BRINGING IT OUT, THE WHOLE

200. BRINGING IT OUT, THE WHOLE TIME.

201. TIME. MM-HMM.

202. TIME. MM-HMM. THAT'S KIND OF CLICHéD.

203. MM-HMM. THAT'S KIND OF CLICHéD. GO ON.

204. THAT'S KIND OF CLICHéD. GO ON. WELL...

205. GO ON. WELL... I MEAN, H-HOW...

206. WELL... I MEAN, H-HOW... I'D KILL SOMEBODY JUST LIKE

207. I MEAN, H-HOW... I'D KILL SOMEBODY JUST LIKE

208. I'D KILL SOMEBODY JUST LIKE

209. DIE.

210. DIE. "FATALITY!"

211. DIE. "FATALITY!" "FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT,

212. "FATALITY!" "FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT,

213. "FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT,

214. FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT,

215. FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT..."

216. "... FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT, FHUT."

217. FHUT, FHUT." "YOU WIN."

218. "YOU WIN." NOW, YOU WERE IN "GLEE"?

219. "YOU WIN." NOW, YOU WERE IN "GLEE"? UH, YEAH, I'M — I'M STILL IN

220. NOW, YOU WERE IN "GLEE"? UH, YEAH, I'M — I'M STILL IN "GLEE," YEAH.

221. UH, YEAH, I'M — I'M STILL IN "GLEE," YEAH. TALK ABOUT IT.

222. "GLEE," YEAH. TALK ABOUT IT.

223. TALK ABOUT IT. YEAH, WE'RE IN THE FOURTH

224. YEAH, WE'RE IN THE FOURTH SEASON RIGHT NOW.

225. YEAH, WE'RE IN THE FOURTH SEASON RIGHT NOW.

226. SEASON RIGHT NOW. CALLED "WONDER-FUL," UH, WHERE

227. CALLED "WONDER-FUL," UH, WHERE

228. CALLED "WONDER-FUL," UH, WHERE

229. REGIONALS.

230. REGIONALS. MM-HMM.

231. REGIONALS. MM-HMM. UH, SO, EXCITED TO BE BACK,

232. MM-HMM. UH, SO, EXCITED TO BE BACK, AND, UH — AND THEN THE SEASON

233. UH, SO, EXCITED TO BE BACK, AND, UH — AND THEN THE SEASON FINALE IS COMING UP THIS WEEK.

234. AND, UH — AND THEN THE SEASON FINALE IS COMING UP THIS WEEK.

235. FINALE IS COMING UP THIS WEEK.

236. OH, WOW.

237. OH, WOW. THAT'S — THAT'S REALLY

238. OH, WOW. THAT'S — THAT'S REALLY DISTURBING.

239. THAT'S — THAT'S REALLY DISTURBING. JUST DON'T — DON'T LOOK AT

240. DISTURBING. JUST DON'T — DON'T LOOK AT ME.

241. THERE'S MY SWEET LITTLE PUSSYPOP.

242. THERE'S MY SWEET LITTLE PUSSYPOP. THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS A NARC!

243. PUSSYPOP. THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS A NARC! SHE'S WEARIN' A WIRE.

244. THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS A NARC! SHE'S WEARIN' A WIRE.

245. SHE'S WEARIN' A WIRE.

246. EW!

247. EW! I LOVE THE PEOPLE OF THE

248. EW! I LOVE THE PEOPLE OF THE SEA — ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL!

249. I LOVE THE PEOPLE OF THE SEA — ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL!

250. SEA — ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL!

251. GUEST OF THE EVENING, ONE OF MY

252. GUEST OF THE EVENING, ONE OF MY FAVORITE BEAT MAKERS.

253. GUEST OF THE EVENING, ONE OF MY FAVORITE BEAT MAKERS.

254. FAVORITE BEAT MAKERS. OF JONWAYNE — UNPLUGGED.

255. OF JONWAYNE — UNPLUGGED.

256. SO, YOU — YOU THINK CHINESE DAUGHTERS IN THE OCEAN?

257. DAUGHTERS IN THE OCEAN? YEAH, I THINK THAT'S AN OLDER

258. DAUGHTERS IN THE OCEAN? YEAH, I THINK THAT'S AN OLDER THING THAT THEY WOULD DO.

259. YEAH, I THINK THAT'S AN OLDER THING THAT THEY WOULD DO.

260. THING THAT THEY WOULD DO. Shh! Shh! Shh!

261. Shh! Shh! Shh! WHAT'RE YOU SHUSHING ME FOR?

262. $1,900. I PAID A GIRL 600 BUCKS TO

263. $1,900. I PAID A GIRL 600 BUCKS TO FART IN MY MOUTH ONE TIME.

264. I PAID A GIRL 600 BUCKS TO FART IN MY MOUTH ONE TIME. REALLY?

265. FART IN MY MOUTH ONE TIME. REALLY? IT INFLATED MY CHEEKS.

266. REALLY? IT INFLATED MY CHEEKS.