The Eric Andre Show 2x10

Directed by

Scott Porter as Self • Ed Leslie as Self • Blake Anderson as Self • Kevin Strahle as Self • Gene Hoglan as Self

Scott Porter and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake are interviewed.

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Subtitle languages: English • Spanish • Brazilian Portuguese

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1. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW"!

2. "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW"!

3. WHAT?

4. WHAT?

5. WHAT?

6. AAH!

7. THANKS FOR HAVING ME.

8. THANKS FOR HAVING ME. THANKS FOR COMING OVER.

9. HEY.

10. HEY. HOW'D MY HAIR LOOK?

11. HEY. HOW'D MY HAIR LOOK? IT LOOKED GREAT, MAN.

12. HOW'D MY HAIR LOOK? IT LOOKED GREAT, MAN. YEAH?

13. IT LOOKED GREAT, MAN. YEAH? LOOKED GREAT. HERE.

14. YEAH? LOOKED GREAT. HERE. THANKS.

15. LOOKED GREAT. HERE. THANKS. LET ME JUST...

16. THANKS. LET ME JUST... OH, YEAH.

17. LET ME JUST... OH, YEAH. THERE WE GO.

18. OH, YEAH. THERE WE GO.

19. WELCOME GALLAGHER. WHOA!

20. WHOA! WHOA!

21. WHOA! WHOA! PIZZA'S COOL.

22. WHOA! PIZZA'S COOL.

23. PIZZA'S COOL. I'M A NARC.

24. I'M A NARC.

25. COME ON, START THE SHOW, MAN! WELL, DUDE, I'M BUSY. JUST PLAY ANOTHER EPISODE.

26. WELL, DUDE, I'M BUSY. JUST PLAY ANOTHER EPISODE. ALL RIGHT.

27. JUST PLAY ANOTHER EPISODE. ALL RIGHT. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

28. ALL RIGHT. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, "THE NEW ERIC ANDRE SHOW"!

29. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, "THE NEW ERIC ANDRE SHOW"!

30. "THE NEW ERIC ANDRE SHOW"! PLAY ANOTHER ONE.

31. PLAY ANOTHER ONE.

32. AAH! AAH!

33. AAH! SO, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT

34. SO, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT LINDSAY LOHAN, YOU STUPID

35. SO, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT LINDSAY LOHAN, YOU STUPID

36. LINDSAY LOHAN, YOU STUPID

37. COME ON! DO IT!

38. COME ON! DO IT! COME ON! COME ON!

39. COME ON! DO IT! COME ON! COME ON! SON OF A...

40. AAH! AAH!

41. OW.

42. HOW DO YOU THINK THE SHOW IS GOING?

43. OH, HEY. SCOTT PORTER, EVERYBODY!

44. OH, HEY. SCOTT PORTER, EVERYBODY! STILL WORKING ON

45. SCOTT PORTER, EVERYBODY! STILL WORKING ON "HART OF DIXIE"?

46. STILL WORKING ON "HART OF DIXIE"?

47. "HART OF DIXIE"? WHAT?

48. WHAT? UM...

49. WHAT? UM... I HEARD YOU SING, TOO.

50. UM... I HEARD YOU SING, TOO. YOU'RE A SINGER?

51. I HEARD YOU SING, TOO. YOU'RE A SINGER? S-SOMETIMES, YEP.

52. YOU'RE A SINGER? S-SOMETIMES, YEP. WHY DON'T YOU SING A LITTLE

53. S-SOMETIMES, YEP. WHY DON'T YOU SING A LITTLE PUBLIC-DOMAIN JINGLE FOR US?

54. WHY DON'T YOU SING A LITTLE PUBLIC-DOMAIN JINGLE FOR US? WHY NOT?

55. PUBLIC-DOMAIN JINGLE FOR US? WHY NOT?

56. WHY NOT? GIVE THE KIDS WHAT THEY WANT,

57. GIVE THE KIDS WHAT THEY WANT, RIGHT?

58. GIVE THE KIDS WHAT THEY WANT, RIGHT? THAT'S ALL THEY WANT.

59. RIGHT? THAT'S ALL THEY WANT.

60. THAT'S ALL THEY WANT. THEY JUST WANT SOME SINGING AND

61. THEY JUST WANT SOME SINGING AND SOME ENTERTAINMENT.

62. THEY JUST WANT SOME SINGING AND SOME ENTERTAINMENT. YOU COULD GIVE THEM WHATEVER YOU

63. SOME ENTERTAINMENT. YOU COULD GIVE THEM WHATEVER YOU WANT, MAN, YOU KNOW?

64. YOU COULD GIVE THEM WHATEVER YOU WANT, MAN, YOU KNOW? I'M NOT — I'M REALLY NOT —

65. WANT, MAN, YOU KNOW? I'M NOT — I'M REALLY NOT — I'M NOT FEELING TOO WELL, AND I

66. I'M NOT — I'M REALLY NOT — I'M NOT FEELING TOO WELL, AND I DON'T — I DON'T REALLY KNOW IF

67. I'M NOT FEELING TOO WELL, AND I DON'T — I DON'T REALLY KNOW IF THAT'S...

68. DON'T — I DON'T REALLY KNOW IF THAT'S... OH, THERE WE GO.

69. THAT'S... OH, THERE WE GO. SCOTT PORTER, EVERYBODY!

70. OH, THERE WE GO. SCOTT PORTER, EVERYBODY!

71. SCOTT PORTER, EVERYBODY!

72. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS CITY? HOW DO YOU THINK THE CITY HAS

73. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS CITY? HOW DO YOU THINK THE CITY HAS CHANGED OVER THE YEARS?

74. HOW DO YOU THINK THE CITY HAS CHANGED OVER THE YEARS? WELL, QUITE FRANKLY, I'M

75. CHANGED OVER THE YEARS? WELL, QUITE FRANKLY, I'M SURPRISED TO SEE A LOT OF WHITE

76. WELL, QUITE FRANKLY, I'M SURPRISED TO SEE A LOT OF WHITE PEOPLE AROUND UP HERE IN HARLEM.

77. SURPRISED TO SEE A LOT OF WHITE PEOPLE AROUND UP HERE IN HARLEM. FREE JERRY SANDUSKY.

78. PEOPLE AROUND UP HERE IN HARLEM. FREE JERRY SANDUSKY.

79. ERIC?

80. IT'S SPINNING!

81. YOU ON THE ROAD? WELL, I JUST GOT BACK FROM NEW ZEALAND.

82. WELL, I JUST GOT BACK FROM NEW ZEALAND. OH, HOW WAS THAT?

83. NEW ZEALAND. OH, HOW WAS THAT? HELD A KOALA.

84. OH, HOW WAS THAT? HELD A KOALA.

85. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST, BRUTUS "THE BARBER" BEEFCAKE!

86. MY NEXT GUEST, BRUTUS "THE BARBER" BEEFCAKE!

87. BRUTUS "THE BARBER" BEEFCAKE!

88. AAAAH!

89. AAAAH!

90. AAAAH! YOU SON OF A BITCH!

91. YOU SON OF A BITCH! YAH ALLAH!

92. YOU SON OF A BITCH! YAH ALLAH! COME ON!

93. COME ON, ANDRE! COME ON, ANDRE!

94. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FINAL GUEST OF THE EVENING, HERE TO GIVE A TED TALK, WE GOT

95. FINAL GUEST OF THE EVENING, HERE TO GIVE A TED TALK, WE GOT WESTERN STATE PROFESSOR

96. TO GIVE A TED TALK, WE GOT WESTERN STATE PROFESSOR RICK SHAFFORD.

97. WESTERN STATE PROFESSOR RICK SHAFFORD. GOOD EVENING.

98. RICK SHAFFORD. GOOD EVENING. IT'S A LITTLE-KNOWN FACT, BUT...

99. GOOD EVENING. IT'S A LITTLE-KNOWN FACT, BUT... WE GOT SOME THUGS THAT ARE

100. IT'S A LITTLE-KNOWN FACT, BUT... WE GOT SOME THUGS THAT ARE GONNA COME IN AND CRIP-WALK.

101. WE GOT SOME THUGS THAT ARE GONNA COME IN AND CRIP-WALK. AND KEVIN STRALEY IS HERE FROM

102. GONNA COME IN AND CRIP-WALK. AND KEVIN STRALEY IS HERE FROM YouTube.

103. AND KEVIN STRALEY IS HERE FROM YouTube. HE'S GONNA DO THE

104. YouTube. HE'S GONNA DO THE STRAWBERRY-MILK CHALLENGE.

105. HE'S GONNA DO THE STRAWBERRY-MILK CHALLENGE. I THINK WE GOT SOME SAMBA

106. STRAWBERRY-MILK CHALLENGE. I THINK WE GOT SOME SAMBA DANCERS, RIGHT?

107. I THINK WE GOT SOME SAMBA DANCERS, RIGHT? YEAH, HERE THEY ARE.

108. DANCERS, RIGHT? YEAH, HERE THEY ARE. THEY'RE GOING TO PRANCE ALL

109. YEAH, HERE THEY ARE. THEY'RE GOING TO PRANCE ALL AROUND.

110. THEY'RE GOING TO PRANCE ALL AROUND.

111. AROUND. KATO KAELIN IS HERE.

112. KATO KAELIN IS HERE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

113. KATO KAELIN IS HERE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I MADE IT HERE.

114. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I MADE IT HERE. UH, MY BOY JAY FROM HIGH

115. I MADE IT HERE. UH, MY BOY JAY FROM HIGH SCHOOL SHOWED UP.

116. UH, MY BOY JAY FROM HIGH SCHOOL SHOWED UP. WE GOT SOME, UH, KRUMPERS FROM

117. SCHOOL SHOWED UP. WE GOT SOME, UH, KRUMPERS FROM THAT, UH, "RIZE" DOCUMENTARY.

118. WE GOT SOME, UH, KRUMPERS FROM THAT, UH, "RIZE" DOCUMENTARY. THEY'RE GONNA POP AND LOCK

119. THAT, UH, "RIZE" DOCUMENTARY. THEY'RE GONNA POP AND LOCK ALL AROUND HERE, MAKING ME

120. THEY'RE GONNA POP AND LOCK ALL AROUND HERE, MAKING ME NERVOUS.

121. ALL AROUND HERE, MAKING ME NERVOUS. JUST WHATEVER.

122. NERVOUS. JUST WHATEVER. YOU'VE SEEN THE SHOW BEFORE,

123. JUST WHATEVER. YOU'VE SEEN THE SHOW BEFORE, OKAY?

124. YOU'VE SEEN THE SHOW BEFORE, OKAY? YOU GET IT.

125. OKAY? YOU GET IT. OR COULD BE MODIFIED BY

126. YOU GET IT. OR COULD BE MODIFIED BY THE...

127. OR COULD BE MODIFIED BY THE... THE DOCTOR.

128. THE... THE DOCTOR. I WAS ACTUALLY DIAGNOSED WITH

129. THE DOCTOR. I WAS ACTUALLY DIAGNOSED WITH DOUBLE PNEUMONIA, BUT HE'S A

130. I WAS ACTUALLY DIAGNOSED WITH DOUBLE PNEUMONIA, BUT HE'S A VERY GOOD DOCTOR.

131. DOUBLE PNEUMONIA, BUT HE'S A VERY GOOD DOCTOR. HE ONLY CHARGED ME FOR ONE

132. VERY GOOD DOCTOR. HE ONLY CHARGED ME FOR ONE PNEUMONIA.

133. WACK.