Superjail! 1x5

Directed by Christy Karacas

The Warden invites a motivational speaker to Superjail.

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1. RARGH!

2. AAH!

3. ARRRGH!

4. AAH!

5. STREET ♪ ♪ OH, WE'RE LOSING TRACK, AND I

6. RELAX.

7. JARED, WHAT'S WITH THE HISSY FIT?

8. YOU REALLY NEED TO RELAX.

9. I WAS RELAXING, SIR!

10. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I WASN'T ALWAYS THE CALM,

11. "THE POWER PYRAMID" BY D.L. DIAMOND.

12. I DON'T KNOW, SIR.

13. MUMBO JUMBO.

14. WELL, YOU'RE IN LUCK, JARED.

15. I HAVE INVITED D.L. DIAMOND TO

16. PRESENTATIONS.

17. BUT — SEE YOU AT THE SHOW!

18. ME TO THE CONCERT SHOW TONIGHT?

19. DATE?

20. MAYBE.

21. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

22. OVER 44 MILLION COPIES SOLD

23. WORLDWIDE.

24. YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT THE POWER.

25. NOW EXPERIENCE IT LIVE.

26. DID SOMEBODY SAY "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER"?

27. RIGHT NOW?

28. NOT ON MY WATCH.

29. OH, YOU THINK YOU'RE IN A PRISON?

30. YOU'RE ONLY INCARCERATED IN THE PRISON OF YOUR MIND!

31. AND YOUR SKULLS ARE THE BARS, BABY!

32. I'M GONNA HELP YOU BUST OUT OF THEM BARS!

33. YOW!

34. LOOK, HOMBRES, I WAS JUST LIKE YOU ONCE.

35. THEN SOMETHING AMAZING HAPPENED.

36. I WAS VISITED BY THESE AWESOME, RADICAL SPACE-PARTY DUDES, THE

37. GALACTOIDS!

38. THEY KICKED MY MIND IN THE ASS, TOOK ME TO THEIR PLANET, AND

39. SHOWED ME I WAS POSSESSED, BABY,

40. NEGATONS!

41. YUCK-A-ROO! OWWW!

42. ELIMINATE MY NEGATON THOUGHTS,

43. BABY, WITH THESE COOL, AWESOME C-RYSTALS!

44. THE GALACTOID PARTY SHIP!

45. SO, HOW DO I GET ONE OF THESE

46. TALKING ABOUT?

47. I'LL TELL YOU, FRIEND — YOU VISIT "THE POWER PYRAMID"

48. MERCHANDISE BOOTH!

49. SKIDDLY-DIDDLY-DA-BOW!

50. HOW SPLENDIFEROUS!

51. MR. DIAMOND, IT IS AN HONOR TO MEET YOU.

52. I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN.

53. YOU DON'T HAVE THIS ONE.

54. LOOK, PLAY THIS OVER THE SUPERJAIL SOUND SYSTEM.

55. HELPS EVERYBODY RELAX-AH.

56. OKAY, AND HEY, MIDGET?

57. GET ME A LITTLE FRESH BREW.

58. HEY, BEAUTIFUL.

59. I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT HOT BOD IN A GALACTOID UNIFORM!

60. WHO WOULDN'T?

61. WE'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT, MR. DIAMOND.

62. THAT'S "D.L." TO YOU, GOOD BUDDY.

63. REMEMBER, DIAMOND IS A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.

64. OW!

65. OKAY, LOOK, TAKE EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T NAILED DOWN.

66. MARK UP THE PRICES ON THE MERCH.

67. AMBER, HOLD UP A SECOND.

68. D.L.'s DIAMOND NEEDS A LITTLE POLISHING.

69. YEE-OW!

70. RELEASE YOUR NEGATONS.

71. FOCUS.

72. THAT GUY, MAN?

73. HE TOTALLY TRIPPED MY NUT.

74. SHUT UP, MAN!

75. I'M TRYING TO ESCAPE THE PRISON

76. OF MY MIND.

77. HEY, GUYS, WHO WANTS TO TAKE

78. A LOOK AT MY FAMILY JEWELS?

79. DON'T MAKE ME GO GALACTOID ON YOUR ASS.

80. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

81. LOOK, I DON'T NEED YOUR NEGATONS.

82. NOT NOW.

83. NOT LIKE THIS.

84. SO, THE NEXT THING I KNEW, I

85. CONTEST!

86. HEY, DID I MENTION THAT

87. MAMMARY GLANDS AND 14 PLEASURE HOLES?

88. THE DAYS JUST AREN'T LONG

89. ENOUGH ON THAT PLANET.

90. I USUALLY DON'T BUY INTO MALARKEY, BUT THIS

91. "POWER PYRAMID" MIGHT BE THE KEY TO ENDING MY 15 YEARS OF

92. DEPRESSION!

93. GET OUT OF HERE!

94. AAH!

95. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH

96. YOU?

97. THAT D.L. CHARACTER IS A PHONY.

98. HE'S UP TO NO GOOD, AND I'M GONNA BUST HIM.

99. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF A REAL MAN.

100. ZOW!

101. DIFFERENT?

102. OUT SOMETIME.

103. YOU'RE SPECIAL?

104. YES. THOUGHT SO.

105. LET'S YOU AND ME HAVE SOME "SPECIAL TIME."

106. I GOT TO GO RIGHT NOW, BUT LET'S CATCH UP AFTER THE SHOW.

107. OW!

108. KEEP IT.

109. SOMETHING TO REMEMBER ME BY.

110. YUCK!

111. THAT IS ONE FUNKY CHICK!

112. OH, GOD!

113. YEAH, WE LOVE YOU!

114. SIR, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

115. IMPORTANT.

116. QUIET, JARED.

117. THE SHOW IS ABOUT TO START.

118. OW! YEAH!

119. ALL RIGHT!

120. YOU READY FOR THIS, BABY?

121. I GOT SOME EXCITING NEWS, BABY.

122. TONIGHT!

123. OKAY, I WOULD LIKE TO PUT ON A

124. GREAT SHOW FOR YOU GUYS, BUT I'M OFF TO MEET THE GALACTOIDS.

125. GOOD LUCK WITH EVERYTHING.

126. OKAY, WHERE'S MY BAGS?

127. WHAT?

128. MEET THE GALACTOIDS?

129. WELL, DO YOU HAVE THE CRYSTALS?

130. DO... YOU... HAVE...

131. THE SPACE DRESS?

132. DO YOU HAVE THE POWER?

133. WELL, ALL RIGHT!

134. LET'S TAKE THE SPACE DUST AND FREE OUR MINDS!

135. D.L. DIAMOND IS A

136. FRAUD, AND I HAVE THE PROOF!

137. MR. DIAMOND, A.K.A. DARYL "THE DIME" DIAMOND, IS WANTED FOR

138. COUNTLESS CRIMES, FROM PETTY THEFT TO NECROCIDE.

139. HANDICAPPED, ASSAULTED A DONKEY,

140. GRAFFITIED THE ELDERLY, SWALLOWED GUM, AND —

141. JARED, DON'T BE SUCH A NEGATON.

142. LEVEL 1 WITH THAT BAD ATTITUDE?

143. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU?

144. THIS DUST IS DEADLY!

145. WATCH! I'LL PROVE IT!

146. ARE YOU

147. ALL RIGHT, JARED?

148. YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.

149. I'M FREAKING OUT!

150. WO-O-O-O-O-O-W!

151. LOOK! HE'S FINE!

152. GO, JARED! GO!

153. SPACE, BROTHERS!

154. OOH!

155. OOH.

156. OOH. AHH. OOH.

157. AAAAAAAAAAAH!

158. AAH!

159. AAAAAAAAAH!

160. TUNE UP. TURN AROUND.

161. DROPKICK.

162. AAAAAH!

163. AAAAAAAH!

164. AAAAAAAAAAAH!

165. COME ON.

166. LET'S GET ALL THE STUFF WRAPPED UP AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

167. LOOK, AMBER, I DON'T KNOW IF

168. WE'RE GONNA GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE, BUT I WANT TO LET YOU

169. KNOW I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA WORK OUT BETWEEN US.

170. LOOK!

171. GALACTOIDS?

172. THEY'RE REAL?

173. SKIDDLY-BOOTILY, I AM OUT OF HERE!

174. WAY TO GO, JARED.

175. NO, REALLY. GOOD JOB, MAN.

176. NOW WE'RE NEVER GONNA MEET THE GALACTOIDS.

177. LOOK, MAN, I SWEAR I WAS

178. GONNA SPLIT EVERYTHING 60/40.

179. ALL RIGHT, 70/30, FELLAS, BUT THAT'S MY FINAL OFFER.

180. WE'RE THE GALACTOIDS.

181. WELCOME ABOARD.

182. NOW, LET'S PARTY!

183. NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE!

184. YOW!