1. Are you ready, kids?Copy !req
2. Aye, aye, captain!Copy !req
3. I can't hear you.Copy !req
4. Aye, aye, captain!Copy !req
5. and NICKELODEON]Copy !req
6. Welcome to Bikini Bottom,
where can be foundCopy !req
7. some of the finest
specimens of undersea life.Copy !req
8. Well, you know.Copy !req
9. Aargh!Copy !req
10. An award?Copy !req
11. I never got an award before.Copy !req
12. Eeee...Copy !req
13. Look, rock, I got an award!Copy !req
14. Jellyfish, I got an award!Copy !req
15. Island, I got an awar...Copy !req
16. I got to show SpongeBob!Copy !req
17. Hold still, Gary.Copy !req
18. Almost done.Copy !req
19. Hey, SpongeBob, guess what?Copy !req
20. I got an award!Copy !req
21. Great, Patrick.Copy !req
22. What's it for?Copy !req
23. See for yourself.Copy !req
24. "For outstanding achievement
in achievement.Copy !req
25. SpongeBob Squarepants?"Copy !req
26. "SpongeBob Squarepants?"Copy !req
27. That's a funny way
to spell my name.Copy !req
28. Patrick, I think
the award is for me.Copy !req
29. You must have got it by mistake.Copy !req
30. But, it's shiny...Copy !req
31. Yeah, but you know
what else is shiny?Copy !req
32. Ice cream!Copy !req
33. Exactly!Copy !req
34. I can find it!Copy !req
35. Is it in here?Copy !req
36. No, that's my...Copy !req
37. award closet.Copy !req
38. I want an award!Copy !req
39. Aw, Patrick, don't cry.Copy !req
40. You'll get an award
one day.Copy !req
41. I'm never going
to get an awardCopy !req
42. because I've
never done anything!Copy !req
43. But, you're
Patrick Star...Copy !req
44. You can do anything you want!Copy !req
45. That's easy for you to say.Copy !req
46. You're SpongeBob.Copy !req
47. If you want to win an award,
you have to do something.Copy !req
48. Hmm...Copy !req
49. I want to defeat
the giant monkey manCopy !req
50. and save
the ninth dimension!Copy !req
51. Me, too!Copy !req
52. But that
sounds a little hard.Copy !req
53. Why don't we
start smaller?Copy !req
54. I want to defeat
the little monkey manCopy !req
55. and save
the eighth dimension!Copy !req
56. Smaller.Copy !req
57. Doctor! Smaller...Copy !req
58. Fireman?Copy !req
59. The smallest you can think of!Copy !req
60. A job at
the Krusty Krab?Copy !req
61. Yeah!Copy !req
62. I do things at work
all the time!Copy !req
63. Then let's go!Copy !req
64. Boy, it was sure nice
of Mr. Krabs to give me a job.Copy !req
65. When I started
working hereCopy !req
66. I had to pay Mr. Krabs
$100 an hour.Copy !req
67. Hey, Squidward,
guess who just got a job?Copy !req
68. Guess who just quit?Copy !req
69. Do I get my award yet?Copy !req
70. You have to work for it,
remember?Copy !req
71. Tartar sauce!Copy !req
72. Pick up order!Copy !req
73. Do I get my award now?Copy !req
74. No, you have
to take the tray
to the customer.Copy !req
75. Okay.Copy !req
76. Almost.Copy !req
77. Try again,
but make sureCopy !req
78. the food gets
to the table.Copy !req
79. Like that?Copy !req
80. Nope.Copy !req
81. Barnacles!Copy !req
82. Let's try
something
different.Copy !req
83. All you have to do
is answer the phone.Copy !req
84. Aye, aye, captain.Copy !req
85. Man on phone:
Is this the Krusty Krab?Copy !req
86. No, this
is Patrick.Copy !req
87. Woman on phone:
Is this the Krusty Krab?Copy !req
88. No, this is
Patrick.Copy !req
89. Man on phone:
Is this the Krusty Krab?Copy !req
90. No, this
is Patrick!Copy !req
91. I'm not
a krusty krab.Copy !req
92. Uh, Patrick, that's
the name of the restaurant.Copy !req
93. Huh?Copy !req
94. Fish paste!Copy !req
95. It's a little dusty
around table three.Copy !req
96. How about if you
sweep it out?Copy !req
97. What's the point?Copy !req
98. I can't
do anything right.Copy !req
99. You'll do fine.Copy !req
100. Hey, pal?Copy !req
101. You just blow in
from Stupidtown?Copy !req
102. Keep trying, Patrick!Copy !req
103. I got a load
of awardsCopy !req
104. for SpongeBob
Squarepants.Copy !req
105. Why can't I do anything right?Copy !req
106. Kitchen...Copy !req
107. I'm never going
to get an award now.Copy !req
108. Don't give up,
Patrick!Copy !req
109. This time I've got somethingCopy !req
110. I know you can do.Copy !req
111. We'll open a jar.Copy !req
112. Easy!Copy !req
113. Now you try.Copy !req
114. First, get a jar.Copy !req
115. That's a pickle.Copy !req
116. You need a jar.Copy !req
117. No.Copy !req
118. No.Copy !req
119. No.Copy !req
120. Try this.Copy !req
121. Now, take the lid off the jar.Copy !req
122. Just relax.Copy !req
123. Lift your hand...Copy !req
124. Great, we're
almost there.Copy !req
125. Now put it
on the lid.Copy !req
126. No, the lid.Copy !req
127. The lid.Copy !req
128. The lid.Copy !req
129. The lid...
the lid...Copy !req
130. the-lid-the-lid-
the-lid-the-lid...Copy !req
131. Freeze!Copy !req
132. Almost there.Copy !req
133. Now head
for the lid...Copy !req
134. Hold.Copy !req
135. Warmer.Copy !req
136. Warmer!Copy !req
137. Warmer!Copy !req
138. You're hot,
you're on fire!Copy !req
139. Ah, it burns!Copy !req
140. Okay, okay, wait, wait!Copy !req
141. Do exactly... as I do.Copy !req
142. Exactly...Copy !req
143. as I do.Copy !req
144. Exactly...Copy !req
145. Exactly...Copy !req
146. Exactly...Copy !req
147. Exactly... as... you... do.Copy !req
148. Oh, no, I broke it!Copy !req
149. No, no, Patrick,
you did it!Copy !req
150. I did?Copy !req
151. Touchdown!Copy !req
152. I'm jar-master!Copy !req
153. That was great, Patrick!Copy !req
154. You really
got the hang of it.Copy !req
155. Yeah, remember
when I had my hand upCopy !req
156. and I put it
on the lid?Copy !req
157. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
158. And then
I took the lid offCopy !req
159. and I thought
I broke it?Copy !req
160. Ah, yeah!Copy !req
161. But I didn't!Copy !req
162. I opened the jar
with my hand!Copy !req
163. And it was all
because you showed me
how to do it.Copy !req
164. I'm never
going to forget this.Copy !req
165. Patrick, you do
exactly what I doCopy !req
166. and you'll have
an award in no time.Copy !req
167. I'm ready, I'm readyCopy !req
168. I'm ready.Copy !req
169. Good morning, SpongeBob.Copy !req
170. Wow, it's amazing
how a simple change of clothesCopy !req
171. can make a guy look...Copy !req
172. just like me.Copy !req
173. Yup, if I'm going
to be an award winnerCopy !req
174. I've got
to dress like one.Copy !req
175. That's creepy.Copy !req
176. But flattering.Copy !req
177. I'm ready, I'm readyCopy !req
178. I'm ready,
I'm readyCopy !req
179. I'm ready...Copy !req
180. I'm ready, I'm readyCopy !req
181. I'm ready, I'm ready...Copy !req
182. I'm ready...Copy !req
183. Well, back to the old grind.Copy !req
184. Well, back to the old grind.Copy !req
185. Forgot my hat.Copy !req
186. Me, too.Copy !req
187. Whoa!Copy !req
188. Whoa!Copy !req
189. Ha!Copy !req
190. Dropped my spatula!Copy !req
191. Uh... me, too.Copy !req
192. Ohhh!Copy !req
193. Aha!Copy !req
194. You're copying me!Copy !req
195. Yes.Copy !req
196. Why are you
doing that?Copy !req
197. So I can win an award,
like you.Copy !req
198. Well, it's annoying,
so stop it!Copy !req
199. Stop it.Copy !req
200. Say, you're good.Copy !req
201. Thanks.Copy !req
202. Ha! Ha!Copy !req
203. Darn! Darn!Copy !req
204. Mary had a little lambMary had a little lambCopy !req
205. whose fleece was white as... whose fleece was white as...Copy !req
206. pickle fish lips! pickle fish lips!Copy !req
207. Seaweavel. Seaweavel.Copy !req
208. Yorgyschmorgies. Yorgyschmorgies.Copy !req
209. At least I'm safe
inside my mind.Copy !req
210. At least I'm safe
inside my mind.Copy !req
211. Ahh! Ahh!Copy !req
212. Stop copying me!Copy !req
213. There's no award
for that!Copy !req
214. Well, I guess
it's safe to go in now.Copy !req
215. Patrick, how long are you
going to keep this up?Copy !req
216. Until I have
as many awards as you!Copy !req
217. We'll see about that!Copy !req
218. No, we won't!Copy !req
219. I'm the jump rope champion
of Bikini Bottom.Copy !req
220. Me, too!Copy !req
221. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
222. I call this one
"the slice and dice."Copy !req
223. Ha— not a scratch on me!Copy !req
224. Oh, no you don't!Copy !req
225. Ugh!Copy !req
226. Not much fun
being me now,
huh, Patrick?Copy !req
227. Are you kidding?Copy !req
228. I used to do thisCopy !req
229. way before
I started copying you.Copy !req
230. Whee...Copy !req
231. Ahh!Copy !req
232. My turn!Copy !req
233. I wish I had
the old Patrick back—Copy !req
234. but he wants to be like me.Copy !req
235. Hi, I'm Patrick Star.Copy !req
236. I'm the laziest, pinkest
starfish in Bikini BottomCopy !req
237. and I wish I were me
and not SpongeBob.Copy !req
238. What's so great
about being
a big pink loser?Copy !req
239. Exactly.Copy !req
240. I was never
closer to an awardCopy !req
241. than the minute
I started copying you.Copy !req
242. But Patrick...Copy !req
243. Patrick's not here!Copy !req
244. Trophy delivery!Copy !req
245. Another trophy?Copy !req
246. Oh, great!Copy !req
247. What's it for
this time?Copy !req
248. "For doing
absolutely nothingCopy !req
249. longer than anyone else."Copy !req
250. Patrick!Copy !req
251. This trophy's
for you!Copy !req
252. Yay!Copy !req
253. Oh!Copy !req
254. Eeee...Copy !req
255. So, what are you
going to do now?Copy !req
256. I'm going to go
protect my title!Copy !req
257. So, you thought
I was kidding, huh?Copy !req
258. No, in Bikini BottomCopy !req
259. excellence can be found
even under a rock.Copy !req
260. Every day is a holiday
for SpongeBobCopy !req
261. even if he has to make one up.Copy !req
262. Hey, everybody!
It's Leif Eriksson Day!Copy !req
263. Hinga-ginga-durgin!Copy !req
264. Ahoy, Patrick!
It's Leif Eriksson Day!Copy !req
265. There's a note.Copy !req
266. "SpongeBob, went to get
more giant paper...Copy !req
267. "Uhhhh, Patrick.Copy !req
268. P.S.--
Happy Leif Eriksson Day!"Copy !req
269. Yaga-hinga-dinga!Copy !req
270. Oh, so much for that.Copy !req
271. Maybe Sandy will play with me.Copy !req
272. Another note!Copy !req
273. "SpongeBob, went south
for the winter— Love, Sandy."Copy !req
274. I don't get it—
the water's fine.Copy !req
275. Hey, Squidward, want to play?Copy !req
276. "No."Copy !req
277. Are you sure?Copy !req
278. "Yes."Copy !req
279. Darn, I wish I had a buddy
to play with.Copy !req
280. I know— I'll make one!Copy !req
281. Stick Buddy!Copy !req
282. Nah...Copy !req
283. Rock Buddy!Copy !req
284. Nope.Copy !req
285. Sink Buddy!Copy !req
286. Almost.Copy !req
287. I've got it...Copy !req
288. Bubble Buddy!Copy !req
289. This... is... great!Copy !req
290. I can't wait for you to meet
Squidward and Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
291. Don't be shy... come on!Copy !req
292. Please,
come again...Copy !req
293. when I'm not working.Copy !req
294. Next!Copy !req
295. Hi, Squidward.Copy !req
296. How am I supposed to
enjoy yourday offCopy !req
297. if you come
to work anyway?Copy !req
298. I want you to meet
my new friend, Bubble Buddy.Copy !req
299. This bubble
is your friend?Copy !req
300. Ah-ha-ha...Copy !req
301. Well, he's handsome—
I'll give him that.Copy !req
302. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
303. What will it be?Copy !req
304. Oh, I'm not hungry.Copy !req
305. Well, thanks
for stopping by.Copy !req
306. Wait! You haven't taken
Bubble Buddy's order yet.Copy !req
307. Why would I do that?Copy !req
308. He's hungry.Copy !req
309. He's an inanimate object.Copy !req
310. His money's no good here.Copy !req
311. What are you saying,
Mr. Squidward?Copy !req
312. Everyone's money
is good here.Copy !req
313. At the Krusty Krab,
we serves all kinds.Copy !req
314. I'm not taking an order
for a bubble.Copy !req
315. Sure you are—
or I'll fill your life
with misery and woe...Copy !req
316. Even if you quit.Copy !req
317. Make I take
your order?Copy !req
318. Wait, Bubble Buddy.Copy !req
319. Let me decide for you.Copy !req
320. Hmm...Copy !req
321. "Krabby Patty, Double Patty
Patty, Krabby Junior JuniorCopy !req
322. "Jumbo Small Patty,
Junior Senior Sophomore PattyCopy !req
323. Quarter Ouncer
Double Pounder..."Copy !req
324. Oh, it's all so good.Copy !req
325. He'll just have
one of everything.Copy !req
326. One of everything? Whoopee!Copy !req
327. I love Bubble Buddy!Copy !req
328. Squidward, show
our best customer
to his table.Copy !req
329. Bubble Buddy's
thirsty.Copy !req
330. How about a glass
of our finest shampoo?Copy !req
331. Sounds great.Copy !req
332. Oh.Copy !req
333. Here's your hair-care product,
sir.Copy !req
334. Uh, Bubble Buddy
likes bendy straws.Copy !req
335. Huh, what's that?Copy !req
336. Bubble Buddy says
it tastes funny.Copy !req
337. What do you think?Copy !req
338. Mr. Krabs...Copy !req
339. Think of the customer.Copy !req
340. Oh, silly me—
I got the
diet shampoo.Copy !req
341. Here we go— one of everything
for Bubble Buddy.Copy !req
342. Oh, no, Squidward, wait!Copy !req
343. There's cheese on these patties.Copy !req
344. And?Copy !req
345. Bubble Buddy's
lactose intolerant—Copy !req
346. he can't eat cheese.Copy !req
347. What should we do?Copy !req
348. We?Copy !req
349. How about youtake
these patties and sho...Copy !req
350. Mr. Squidward...Copy !req
351. Don't worry,
Bubble Buddy—Copy !req
352. Squidward will make
a fresh batch.Copy !req
353. What, is he allergic
to bread, too?Copy !req
354. Actually,
he doesn't like the crust.Copy !req
355. And the ketchup should be
under the pattyCopy !req
356. and the pickles should be
on the left sideCopy !req
357. and you...Copy !req
358. and Squidward...
and Squidward...Copy !req
359. and Squidward...
and Squidward...Copy !req
360. Here!
One of everything!Copy !req
361. No cheese, no crustCopy !req
362. pickles on left,
four squirts of ketchupCopy !req
363. wheat buns,
non-dairy lettuceCopy !req
364. and farm-raised tomatoes—
carnival-style!Copy !req
365. And if there's
anything else
I can doCopy !req
366. please hesitate
to ask.Copy !req
367. That was delicious.Copy !req
368. Money's on the table,
Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
369. So long, boys.Copy !req
370. You see, Squidward,
the restaurant game
is all about service.Copy !req
371. The customer
is always right.Copy !req
372. Remember that, lad, and
you'll be as successful
as me one day.Copy !req
373. Oh, you're right,
Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
374. I learned my lesson.Copy !req
375. And by the way,
Bubble Buddy
picked up the tab.Copy !req
376. What's this?Copy !req
377. Bubble money.Copy !req
378. At least they
left a tip.Copy !req
379. Here we are, Bubble Buddy—
Goo Lagoon.Copy !req
380. There are lots of ways
to have fun here.Copy !req
381. Dudes, bury me!Copy !req
382. See what I mean?Copy !req
383. All done.Copy !req
384. All right!Copy !req
385. Bubble Buddy,
you dig him outCopy !req
386. while I get
some cotton candy.Copy !req
387. Don't just stand there, dude—
the tide's coming in.Copy !req
388. Dude?Copy !req
389. My friend's in there.Copy !req
390. Congratulations.Copy !req
391. Whoo... shake it!Copy !req
392. Whoo-hoo!
Shake it, yeah!Copy !req
393. Shake that bubble butt, yeah!Copy !req
394. Is my butt big?Copy !req
395. Oh... it's the world-famous
surfer, Grubby Grouper!Copy !req
396. Later, groupies!Copy !req
397. Grubby's got
to go catch some
gnarly pounders.Copy !req
398. Oh, I'll never wash
this flipper again.Copy !req
399. Hey, Pearl—Copy !req
400. shake hands
with Bubble Buddy.Copy !req
401. It's his first time
on his own.Copy !req
402. Once again,
congratulations.Copy !req
403. Popcorn, peanuts!Copy !req
404. Ice-cold drinks!Copy !req
405. Two hours
is long enough!Copy !req
406. That's it!Copy !req
407. Hey, Bubble Buddy,
you're finished.Copy !req
408. He kept us waiting for a bubble?Copy !req
409. That's nothing—Copy !req
410. He called us fat!Copy !req
411. He washed my flipper.Copy !req
412. He owes me money!Copy !req
413. He made me provide
excellent service!Copy !req
414. Dudes, he made me
experience high tide.Copy !req
415. Ohhh...Copy !req
416. He poisoned our water supply,
burned our cropsCopy !req
417. and delivered a plague
unto our houses.Copy !req
418. He did?Copy !req
419. No, but are we just going
to wait around until he does?Copy !req
420. I say we tip
something over!Copy !req
421. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
422. Hey!Copy !req
423. Now what?Copy !req
424. Get the lifeguard!Copy !req
425. Wait! Don't waste this
senseless violence on him.Copy !req
426. It's that stupid bubble
of SpongeBob'sCopy !req
427. that's causing
all the problems.Copy !req
428. Who's with me?Copy !req
429. Pop the bubble!Copy !req
430. Hey, everyone!Copy !req
431. Have you met my friend,
Bubble Buddy?Copy !req
432. Yes...Copy !req
433. Hey, is this one of
those sewing circles?Copy !req
434. No...Copy !req
435. Would you stay back
with those pins?Copy !req
436. Pointy objects make Bubble Buddy
uncomfortable.Copy !req
437. SpongeBob,
that bubble's got to go.Copy !req
438. Oh, no, he already
took care of that.Copy !req
439. No— "go" as in...Copy !req
440. Ah! Why?Copy !req
441. You and that bubble
have been nothing but trouble!Copy !req
442. It's time
to end it.Copy !req
443. No, I won't let you!Copy !req
444. Here we go!Copy !req
445. You'll never catch us now!Copy !req
446. Never... A-ha!Copy !req
447. Never!Copy !req
448. Ne-ver.Copy !req
449. Enough sea-horsing around,
SpongeBob.Copy !req
450. Give us that bubble!Copy !req
451. Pop the bubble!
Pop the bubble!Copy !req
452. Pop the bubble!Copy !req
453. No, you can't!Copy !req
454. He's not just
a bubble...Copy !req
455. he's a Bubble Buddy.Copy !req
456. He's my friend
and I love him.Copy !req
457. Haven't you ever had
a very special friend?Copy !req
458. Nickel Buddy,
I'll never spend you.Copy !req
459. Funny Muffler...Copy !req
460. and Jerky Pal...Copy !req
461. Boo-boo Keys...Copy !req
462. Snake Eyes...Copy !req
463. We love you!Copy !req
464. So, what do you say?Copy !req
465. Pop the bubble!
Pop the bubble!Copy !req
466. Pop the bubble!
Pop the bubble!Copy !req
467. Pop the bubble!Copy !req
468. Pop the bubble!Copy !req
469. Let's get this over with
so I can go homeCopy !req
470. and play my clarinet.Copy !req
471. Nooo...Copy !req
472. Whoa!Copy !req
473. Hey, don't I get
a say in this?Copy !req
474. I'll see you later,
SpongeBob.Copy !req
475. Things are getting
weird around here.Copy !req
476. So long.Copy !req
477. Happy Leif Eriksson Day!Copy !req
478. He's alive.Copy !req
479. Of course.Copy !req
480. Otherwise he couldn't tell
such funny jokes.Copy !req
481. Okay by me... I'm gone.Copy !req
482. Seems like
only this morningCopy !req
483. I held his bottle.Copy !req
484. They blow up so fast.Copy !req
485. Ah... hi.Copy !req
486. [Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
487. and NICKELODEON]Copy !req