SpongeBob SquarePants 2x20

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SpongeBob and Sandy look at the flowers in the sky, then they decide to have a competition. However, they become angry at each other because they want to know who is better, and Sandy takes her helmet off, causing her to start drowning. So, afterwards, they go to dry land, where they get attacked by seagulls.

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1. Are you ready, kids?

2. Aye, aye, Captain!

3. I can't hear you.

4. Aye, aye, Captain!

5. [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

6. and NICKELODEON]

7. MR. ♪ Counting my money

8. What? Profits down three dollars from last month!

9. I got to start running a tighter ship around here!

10. Thank you for choosing the Krusty Krab.

11. Here's your change.

12. Mr. Squidward!

13. What?

14. What's with all this change nonsense?

15. Over and under, grab the end

16. put it through here

17. up and around, round the horn, bring it back home.

18. Hmm?

19. Spongebob, I ain't paying you

20. to play dress up.

21. Breathe on your own time.

22. I don't pay you to breathe.

23. You hardly pay us at all.

24. Oh, that reminds me.

25. I got something for you.

26. Ah, yes, our meager restitution.

27. Ah, the sweet smell of payday.

28. Huh?

29. Oh, sorry, that's me dry cleaning.

30. Here's your check.

31. And here's yours, Spongebob.

32. I can't accept your money, Mr. Krabs.

33. Grilling is my passion.

34. What is this?

35. You're making me pay you to stand at the cash register?

36. What is the meaning of this?

37. Have you gone off the deep end?

38. There's going to be a few changes around here.

39. Every time I catch you two goofing off

40. I'm going to charge you for it.

41. 18, 19... and 20.

42. Here you go, Mr. K.

43. I think this should cover all my nonsense.

44. Oh, and here's an extra

45. 50 cents for when I was tying my shoe.

46. Uh, Spongebob...

47. what do you think you're doing?

48. I'm just giving Mr. Krabs the money I owe him.

49. Well, I am not paying that cheapskate Krab one cent.

50. And I suggest

51. you do the same.

52. Why?

53. We've got to unite as workers

54. and demand the respect we deserve from the boss.

55. In fact, you and I should go on strike.

56. Wow! You and me go on strike?

57. Sure.

58. After all, you like your job, right?

59. Right.

60. And you want to keep working here, right?

61. Right.

62. And while you work here

63. you expect to be treated fairly, right?

64. Right.

65. Then let's go on strike!

66. Yay! A strike!

67. I still don't know what strike means.

68. Hey, guess what, Mr. Krabs

69. me and Squidward are going to go on strike.

70. A strike? Yeah.

71. You mean you're going to make picket signs? Yeah.

72. And you're going to make protest speeches? Yeah, yeah.

73. And you're going to demand me respect?

74. Yeah!

75. No.

76. No!

77. Squidward!

78. You didn't tell me I was going to get fired!

79. Without The Krusty Krab, I-I...

80. Oh, Squidward, could you hold me?

81. I think I'm going to be sick.

82. Spongebob...

83. News flash, Spongebob: I got fired, too.

84. This is exactly why we need to go on strike.

85. He can't treat us like this anymore.

86. He owes us for all the precious, irretrievable moments

87. we've wasted in this trash heap.

88. Soon he'll realize he needs us more than we need him.

89. We are workers united!

90. Sorry.

91. Just do exactly as I say, Spongebob

92. and in no time you will have your job back

93. and more.

94. And more?

95. All right, Spongebob, now listen up.

96. I'm going to have to teach you how to strike.

97. First, we must get rid of our uniforms.

98. They are a symbol of our oppression.

99. I want you to throw your hat on the ground like so.

100. Now, stomp it into the dust.

101. Your turn, Spongebob.

102. That's the idea.

103. Now, throw it on the ground.

104. I can't do it, Squidward.

105. This hat is my friend; it never oppressed me.

106. Spongebob, you're pathetic.

107. Look, I threw my hat on the ground.

108. Aha, a confession.

109. Next time think before you litter.

110. Okay, pay attention, Spongebob.

111. Now we're going to make picket signs.

112. This is a very important part of striking.

113. Like this, Squidward.

114. Not a picket fence, you ding-dong.

115. Picket sign!

116. How's this?

117. No.

118. This is a picket sign.

119. "Krusty Krab Unfair." Short, sweet and to the point.

120. How about this, Squidward?

121. Spongebob, it's unfair, not funfair.

122. A funfair? Where?

123. Oh, I could go for some fun.

124. At The Krusty Krab.

125. Hey, everybody, let's go to the funfair.

126. Krusty Krab is unfair!

127. Mr. Krabs is in there!

128. Standing at the concession!

129. Plotting his oppression!

130. What the heck does that mean?

131. I don't know.

132. Squidward told me to yell it at people.

133. Then, you must be Spongebob Squarepants.

134. Yes.

135. Dude, you are like a fry cook legend.

136. Will you sign my spatula?

137. Anything for an aspiring fry cook.

138. So, did you come down to help out the cause?

139. No. I came to take your job.

140. Hey, thanks, dude!

141. Attention, Spongebob!

142. You are a terrible striker!

143. You just let your replacement cross our picket line

144. without so much as a single threat.

145. I'm sorry, Squidward.

146. How about I try the signs again?

147. FORGET THE SIGNS!

148. I've got something for you to do.

149. Go stand over there.

150. Like this, Squidward?

151. Almost.

152. A little more to the right.

153. And... perfect.

154. Attention, people of Bikini Bottom!

155. You have been cheated and lied to!

156. I knew it.

157. The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer

158. from the noxious greed of Mr. Krabs!

159. Hey, what's that guy talking about?

160. I don't know but he's got a megaphone.

161. We will dismantle oppression board by board!

162. We'll saw the foundation of big business in half!

163. Even if it takes an eternity!

164. Gee, I don't know what Squidward's talking about

165. but he sure sounds convincing.

166. With your support we will send the hammer of the people's will

167. crashing through the windows

168. of Mr. Krabs' house of servitude!

169. Wow.

170. All this supporting is making me hungry.

171. Hey, everybody, let's go get a Krabby Patty.

172. Nobody gives a care about the fate of labor

173. as long as they can get their instant gratification.

174. That was a great speech, Squidward.

175. You practically had them eating out of your hands.

176. But they didn't, did they, Mr. Squidward?

177. 'Cause they were too busy eating out of mine.

178. I wish you two had gone on strike earlier.

179. Thanks for attracting all these paying customers

180. with all your signage and your sloganeering.

181. All right, Mr. Krabs.

182. You've gone too far this time.

183. You can pick on me, but Squidward is a great leader.

184. We are workers united!

185. We're tired of your smelly greed

186. and we're going to saw all your tables

187. and we're going to smash stuff with the people's hammer.

188. And we're going to...

189. we're going to...

190. Squidward, what was that other part?

191. Dismantle your oppressive establishment?

192. Yeah, that, too!

193. And me and Squidward are going to stay on strike

194. until we get what we deserve!

195. Even if it takes...

196. forever!

197. Forever!

198. Forever!

199. Forever!

200. Forever!

201. On strike with Spongebob

202. forever?

203. Hey, Squidward

204. I bet old man Krabs is going to break any day.

205. Eh, Squidward?

206. Eh, Squidward?

207. Eh, Squidward?

208. Eh, Squidward?

209. Eh, Squidward?

210. Eh, Squidward?

211. Aah!

212. I got to beg Mr. Krabs for my job back

213. and put an end to this nightmare!

214. Oh.

215. uh...

216. Evening, Mr. Squidward, uh...

217. I was just in the neighborhood and, I, uh...

218. thought I'd drop by to...

219. beg you to come back to work.

220. The Krusty Krab is a wreck!

221. I'm ruined without you and the little yellow guy.

222. The teenagers I hired is ruining the place.

223. And the worst part is

224. they won't leave me alone.

225. All right, Mr. Krabs.

226. See what I mean?

227. Squidward, please, you got to come back.

228. You'll give us anythingwe want?

229. Yes. Anything.

230. So what do you say, Mr. Squidward?

231. Your story breaks my heart, Mr. Krabs.

232. Why don't we take a little walk and, uh...

233. discuss my terms.

234. I got a bad feeling in the pit of me wallet.

235. Gee, being on strike with Squidward sure is a kick.

236. Squidward's words are still buzzing around in my head

237. like an angry jellyfish.

238. Squidward was right.

239. I can't just sit here, it's time for action.

240. I will restore the working man to his rightful glory.

241. I will dismantle this oppressive establishment

242. board by board.

243. I will saw the tables of tyranny in half.

244. Gnaw at the ankles of big business.

245. Squidward will be so proud.

246. Well, Squidward

247. those were intense negotiations.

248. I'm glad you saw it our way, Mr. Krabs.

249. Now I can fire them teenagers

250. and get me two golden boys back.

251. Ah!

252. Well, see you at work.

253. Sp-Sp-Spongebob.

254. Wh-Wh-What have you done?

255. I did exactly as you said, Squidward.

256. I dismantled the establishment.

257. Now we'll get our jobs back for sure.

258. Squidward!

259. Spongebob!

260. Yes, Mr. Krabs? Yes, Mr. Krabs?

261. Here it comes.

262. In order to pay off these damages

263. you two are going to work for me

264. forever!

265. Yahoo!

266. The strike worked, Squidward.

267. We got our jobs back. Forever.

268. Forever.

269. Forever.

270. Forever.

271. Ah, another peaceful evening in Bikini Bottom.

272. Listen to the tropical tranquillity.

273. Uh-oh.

274. Trick or treat?

275. Thank you.

276. you keep the change.

277. Wha—?

278. I saw it.

279. It was big.

280. It was all wiggly.

281. And it ate everything.

282. That's horrible.

283. It was an

284. Alaskan

285. bull worm!

286. He ate my wheelbarrow.

287. He ate my children's homework.

288. Do I need to say it?

289. How can we protect ourselves?

290. I got it!

291. Let's all buy a Krabby Patty.

292. Boo!

293. We should lock our doors.

294. We should call my nephew.

295. We should dig a moat.

296. We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!

297. That idea may just be crazy enough...

298. to get us all killed.

299. Let's get someone to go after it.

300. There ain't no one fool enough to take on an Alaskan bull worm.

301. You got a bathroom in this place?

302. In the back.

303. Thanks.

304. I'll catch your worm for you.

305. That is, if'n you're willing to pay.

306. MR. No!

307. You'll never get a cent out of me.

308. Never!

309. I'd rather that worm come in here right now

310. and eat you all alive.

311. Sorry.

312. Aw, shucks. I don't want your money.

313. I was just playing up the drama of the moment, is all.

314. Nope, I'm gonna take that spineless critter down for nothing

315. 'cause this is personal.

316. Look, my tail's gone.

317. Varmint must have got it

318. while I had my back turned, the coward!

319. I am going to get back what's mine.

320. Yeah!

321. What?

322. But Sandy, you don't know what you're up against.

323. We're talking about

324. an Alaskan

325. bull worm.

326. Well, I don't know nothing about Alaska

327. but lookee here.

328. Back in Texas, I wrangled bulls

329. and I wrangled worms.

330. Far as I'm concerned

331. doing them both together just saves rope.

332. Now, I'm going to go kick me some worm tail.

333. Yeehaw!

334. But Sandy, you don't know.

335. Don't worry, Spongebob. I won't be long.

336. Sandy...

337. Sandy!

338. Go get him, Sandy.

339. We have the utmost confidence in you.

340. Now, what was that idea of yours?

341. Push!

342. Wait!

343. Sandy!

344. Hey, Spongebob

345. you coming to watch?

346. Sandy!

347. Don't go!

348. Why not?

349. Sandy, I saw it.

350. It's big, scary and pink.

351. So's Patrick's bellybutton

352. but I ain't afraid of that, neither.

353. You'll get massacred.

354. Spongebob, I'm from Texas.

355. What you think is big, and what I think is big

356. are two totally different bigs.

357. Besides, he's got my tail. I can't take that sitting down.

358. Okay, but what if the worm didn't take your tail?

359. If that worm ain't got my tail, who does?

360. Um... I do.

361. You do? Where?

362. Uh, in my... pocket.

363. Well, why didn't you just say so?

364. Give it here.

365. Come on.

366. Oh!

367. Spongebob, that's a paper clip and a piece of string.

368. No, it's not. This is your tail.

369. Spongebob!

370. How would you know? It's always behind you.

371. Oh, don't go, don't go

372. don't go...

373. Spongebob, what is the matter with you?

374. Now, I'm going to go give

375. that legless rascal what for.

376. And there ain't nothing

377. you can say to stop me.

378. Oh, yeah?

379. What if I said

380. "Blargin fedibble no-hip?"

381. Well, I got to admit, that slowed me down.

382. But I'm still going for him.

383. You know, tails are so overrated.

384. Let's just forget about it and go home.

385. I've got ice cream.

386. With nuts.

387. Sandy, this is your pappy speaking

388. and I forbid you to go after this worm.

389. Y'all come back here, young lady.

390. You ain't my pa.

391. Sandy, if you want to get to that worm

392. you're going to have to go through me.

393. Sandy, no, I can't let you.

394. I'm not going to let you get killed.

395. If you find him, you'll get eaten for sure.

396. Ain't no way some dumb, old sea worm's

397. going to make a meal of me.

398. I'm too Texas tough.

399. No...

400. Not tough enough. Not tough enough.

401. Spongebob, quit your worrying.

402. I can take care of myself.

403. After all, who's the strongest critter in Bikini Bottom?

404. You are.

405. And who put the

406. "hiya-hi-ho-k"

407. in karate?

408. Youdid.

409. And who saves your yellow backside

410. from certain destruction on a regular basis?

411. You do.

412. Right, and I can handle your little bull worm, too

413. 'cause I am the best there is.

414. There ain't nothing too big

415. or too ornery for me to catch.

416. Okay.

417. Say it.

418. There isn't anything...

419. Ain't nothing...

420. Ain't nothingtoo big

421. or too ornery for you to catch.

422. But... Ah!

423. But... Ah!

424. And... Oh!

425. We... Oh!

426. I... No!

427. Yeah, but... No.

428. You see... No!

429. I... Oh!

430. Worm sign.

431. He's in that cave.

432. Sandy, are you sure you...?

433. Course, I am. I'm going in

434. and I ain't coming out

435. till I got me a big, heaping plate of worm stew.

436. Aha!

437. There you are, you tailnabbin' varmint.

438. Hiya!

439. I'm winning, Spongebob.

440. Sandy, that's not...

441. Hiya, hiya!

442. This shouldn't take long.

443. Sandy, that's not...

444. Almost done.

445. Sandy!

446. Yeehaw! I got him, Spongebob.

447. Sandy?

448. Boy, howdy!

449. This critter put up some sort of fight.

450. But I'm from Texas, and as you can see

451. no worm is a match for me.

452. I even found my tail.

453. That's not the worm.

454. Pardon?

455. That's not the worm.

456. That's his tongue.

457. Oh...

458. this is the tongue.

459. And the whole thing is the worm.

460. Run for your life!

461. So, what's the plan, Sandy?

462. Run faster!

463. I could have thought of that.

464. Hey, wait a minute.

465. I was right, wasn't I?

466. Later.

467. Aw, he is too big for you, isn't he?

468. Not now, Spongebob.

469. I want to hear you say it.

470. Can we talk some other time?

471. Say it.

472. Spongebob?

473. Say it, or I'll trip you.

474. No. Get away.

475. Say it. Not now.

476. Say it. Okay.

477. You were right, and I was wrong.

478. I was wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.

479. Are you happy now?

480. I knew it.

481. Not again.

482. Uh, Sandy?

483. Yeah?

484. What do we do now?

485. I've got it! Spongebob, you still got

486. that paper clip and that string?

487. I'm way ahead of you, Sandy.

488. Look, it's a necklace.

489. "S" for "Spongebob" or "S" for "Sandy."

490. That way they can identify our bodies.

491. No, silly, how about "S"

492. for "Save our skins"?

493. Yeehaw!

494. Now, thisis what I call a rodeo.

495. We'll be nice and safe up here.

496. We did it!

497. Yay!

498. He'll never get out of there.

499. We saved the town.

500. Yay, let's go tell everybody.

501. Push!

502. Push!

503. Hooray!

504. Ouch.

505. [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

506. and NICKELODEON

507. Captioned by The Caption Center Educational Foundation]