1. Are you ready, kids?Copy !req
2. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
3. I can't hear you.Copy !req
4. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
5. and NICKELODEON]Copy !req
6. Ah... another beautiful dayCopy !req
7. in Bikini Bottom's
own Jellyfish FieldsCopy !req
8. an untamed world
of natural orderCopy !req
9. where the little jellyfish
jellies roam freeCopy !req
10. across the salty seascape.Copy !req
11. And where there is jellyfish,
there is the jellyfish hunter.Copy !req
12. You're my 12th catch of the day.Copy !req
13. I'm going to call you Twelvy.Copy !req
14. Kitchy-kitchy-koo.Copy !req
15. Bye, Twelvy.Copy !req
16. Oh... it's you.Copy !req
17. Well, it's just
you and me again.Copy !req
18. I've caught and named every
jellyfish in this fieldCopy !req
19. at least once, except you,
No-name.Copy !req
20. Gotcha!Copy !req
21. Barnacles, how did he do that?Copy !req
22. Some day I'll catch ol' No-name.Copy !req
23. I'm going on
my lunch break, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
24. You got five minutes!Copy !req
25. Wow, one more minute
than yesterday!Copy !req
26. SpongeBob ready for launch.Copy !req
27. Mmm...Copy !req
28. Oh, yum...Copy !req
29. Mmm...Copy !req
30. Oh, yeah...Copy !req
31. Hey, buddy, what
the heck is that?Copy !req
32. Why, this is a hole, good sir.Copy !req
33. You see, I am a sponge,
and we typically...Copy !req
34. Not that, that!Copy !req
35. It's just
a little old crabby pattyCopy !req
36. smothered in jellyfish jelly.Copy !req
37. I call it a "crabby patty
with jellyfish jelly."Copy !req
38. Could I try some?Copy !req
39. Sure!Copy !req
40. Amazing...Copy !req
41. I've got to tell
someone about this.Copy !req
42. Thank you.Copy !req
43. SpongeBob?Copy !req
44. Who's playing Squidward's
records again?Copy !req
45. No one, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
46. I was just sharing my jellyfish
jelly with the customers.Copy !req
47. Mmm...Copy !req
48. Here, Mr. Krabs,
send your taste buds
on a journey.Copy !req
49. Messin' with the patty's
formula... that's mutiny!Copy !req
50. Why, I ought to...Copy !req
51. Sir, this is
the greatest thingCopy !req
52. I've ever eaten.Copy !req
53. I'm going to come
back here for lunchCopy !req
54. every day for the rest
of my life.Copy !req
55. Hey, buddy, you all right?Copy !req
56. You okay, Mr. K.?Copy !req
57. SpongeBob, I got a
proposition for you:Copy !req
58. How's about
you go catch meCopy !req
59. some of those
little money fish?Copy !req
60. Oh, boy, getting paid
to jelly-fishCopy !req
61. that's my life's dream.Copy !req
62. Well, keep dreamin'--
this'll be on your time.Copy !req
63. Aye, aye, sir.Copy !req
64. Now, go get me some jellyfishCopy !req
65. and make it...Copy !req
66. Quick.Copy !req
67. Uh... SpongeBobCopy !req
68. we're going
to need moreCopy !req
69. than one
puny jellyfish.Copy !req
70. But, sir, how many
jellyfish do you need?Copy !req
71. SpongeBob, we have
a whole ecosystemCopy !req
72. full of hungry
payin' customers.Copy !req
73. Oh, no! Don't tell me...Copy !req
74. you've stopped carin'
for the customers.Copy !req
75. No, never.Copy !req
76. Then go out thereCopy !req
77. and get me
some more jellies!Copy !req
78. Okay, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
79. Just make sure
the jellyfish
are comfortable;Copy !req
80. they are
oh, so sensitive.Copy !req
81. Oo, I'll keep them
comfortable all right...Copy !req
82. inside me wallet.Copy !req
83. Here you go, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
84. I'm going to need
more than that, boy!Copy !req
85. More jellies,
Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
86. Oh, that'll
never do— more!Copy !req
87. More, SpongeBob.Copy !req
88. What don't
you understand
about "more"?Copy !req
89. More.Copy !req
90. More!Copy !req
91. More!Copy !req
92. More.Copy !req
93. More.Copy !req
94. More, more, more, more...Copy !req
95. More!Copy !req
96. Well, there's no more.Copy !req
97. Now, that's jellyfishing.Copy !req
98. It feels like somebody...Copy !req
99. wants to tell me something!Copy !req
100. I told you
he was on to us.Copy !req
101. I'm not interested
in anything you're selling!Copy !req
102. Gee, it sure felt like...Copy !req
103. Bah! I must be working too hard.Copy !req
104. I'll get it, Gary.Copy !req
105. Hello, SpongeBob's house,
SpongeBob speaking.Copy !req
106. Hello?Copy !req
107. Uh, uh, a wrong number.Copy !req
108. Uh, I guess Gary forgot
to pay the electric bill.Copy !req
109. Gary, is that you?Copy !req
110. Gary?Copy !req
111. Uh, yeah, good idea, Gary.Copy !req
112. There's probably some candles
in the kitchen.Copy !req
113. Hello... what's this?Copy !req
114. How did you get in here,
oh, delicious one?Copy !req
115. A little snack
will calm my nerves.Copy !req
116. Mmm, a crabby patty
with blue jelly.Copy !req
117. Blue jelly?Copy !req
118. Hello, No-name,
what's happening?Copy !req
119. No-name, let me out.Copy !req
120. What are you going
to do with me?Copy !req
121. P-U, what smells
like big business?Copy !req
122. Hey, I don't remember
that factory.Copy !req
123. Huh?Copy !req
124. Oh, what is
this horrible place?Copy !req
125. Kitchy-kitchy-koo.Copy !req
126. What kind of monster
is responsible for this horror?Copy !req
127. That's it, boys, keep that
gelatinous gold a-flowin'.Copy !req
128. Mr. Krabs?Copy !req
129. No.Copy !req
130. Now I know why
you brought me here.Copy !req
131. But what can we do?Copy !req
132. Mr. Krabs?Copy !req
133. Stops this madness!Copy !req
134. Stop it right now!Copy !req
135. Uh, uh... this isn't what it
looks like, SpongeBob.Copy !req
136. Why, uh, we're just, uh, uh,
having a little tea party.Copy !req
137. Oh, boy, a tea party.Copy !req
138. You tricked me, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
139. I wouldn't have collected
all those jellyfishCopy !req
140. had I known that
this was their fate.Copy !req
141. This isn't right!Copy !req
142. Jellyfish need wide,
open space and fresh air.Copy !req
143. Easy, boy, what are you doin'
with that?Copy !req
144. Something that should
have been done a long time ago.Copy !req
145. No!Copy !req
146. The squeaky bolt on this door
was driving me crazy.Copy !req
147. Whew.Copy !req
148. And now, I'm goingCopy !req
149. to set these jellyfish free!Copy !req
150. Well, you can't— the door
is voice-activatedCopy !req
151. and it will only open
if I say "open."Copy !req
152. Freedom...Copy !req
153. Freedom!Copy !req
154. You'll never catch me!Copy !req
155. What?Copy !req
156. Blasted exercise craze.Copy !req
157. Good-bye, friends.Copy !req
158. I'm taking jelly off the menu.Copy !req
159. He really got burned
on that deal.Copy !req
160. All is as it should be.Copy !req
161. I promise never to use this netCopy !req
162. for anything
but pure sport again.Copy !req
163. Jellyfish aren't meant to be
captured forever.Copy !req
164. Oh, No-name...Copy !req
165. I guess I can name you now.Copy !req
166. I'll call you... Friend.Copy !req
167. Welcome, sports fansCopy !req
168. to the 12th Annual Bikini Bottom
Fry Cook Games!Copy !req
169. I declare these
Fry Cook GamesCopy !req
170. open!Copy !req
171. I declare these
Fry Cook Games...Copy !req
172. open!Copy !req
173. So begin the 21st
Fry Cook Games.Copy !req
174. I'm a realistic fish head
and it's a beautiful dayCopy !req
175. here at Bikini Bottom's
Fast Food Coliseum.Copy !req
176. They come from everywhere
microwaves hum...Copy !req
177. patties sizzle...Copy !req
178. and heat lamps keep the fast-
food spirit warm and soggy.Copy !req
179. But the real story
is the bitter rivalryCopy !req
180. between former competitors
Mr. Krabs of The Krusty KrabCopy !req
181. and Plankton, of the Chumbucket.Copy !req
182. Who could forget the year
Mr. Krabs won goldCopy !req
183. for this 500-pickle
clean and jerk?Copy !req
184. Not Plankton.Copy !req
185. Or when Plankton
won the hearts of millionsCopy !req
186. by performing this perfect
onion ring routineCopy !req
187. with a broken antenna?Copy !req
188. Krabs wasn't moved.Copy !req
189. And now, late word is
that this yearCopy !req
190. the Krusty Krab
will be representedCopy !req
191. by a new competitor,
on what is perhapsCopy !req
192. the greatest day
of his young life.Copy !req
193. This is perhaps
the greatest dayCopy !req
194. of my young life,
Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
195. I can't believe
I'm representingCopy !req
196. the Krusty Krab in
the Fry Cook Games!Copy !req
197. To bring home
the goldCopy !req
198. is to bring
honor and gloryCopy !req
199. to the Krusty Krab.Copy !req
200. And all that free publicity
will bring in customers!Copy !req
201. So don't lose!Copy !req
202. Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
203. Krusty-Krab.Copy !req
204. Krusty-Krab.Copy !req
205. Krusty-Krab.Copy !req
206. Krusty-Krab... Hey, SpongeBob.Copy !req
207. Hi, Patrick.Copy !req
208. Krusty-Krab.Copy !req
209. Krusty-Krab.Copy !req
210. Krusty-Krab.Copy !req
211. Are you trying
to move the ground?Copy !req
212. You'll never move it
like that.Copy !req
213. You got to get
under... neath it!Copy !req
214. Come on, PatrickCopy !req
215. I'm trying to train
for the Games.Copy !req
216. Games?
Can I play?Copy !req
217. Ah, sorry, Patrick,
you have to be a fry cook.Copy !req
218. Be a fry cook?Copy !req
219. Is that all
I gotta do?Copy !req
220. That'll be easy!Copy !req
221. What do you mean,
"easy"?Copy !req
222. How hard can it be?Copy !req
223. They don't let
just anybodyCopy !req
224. be a fry cook.Copy !req
225. We're an elite corps.Copy !req
226. Oh, come on—Copy !req
227. you're just
flipping patties.Copy !req
228. Hey, flipping is not
as easy as it sounds.Copy !req
229. Why don't you go home,
Patrick?Copy !req
230. You can compete in the Laying-
Under-A-Rock-All-Day Games!Copy !req
231. At least I don't polish
my fingernails!Copy !req
232. You take that back!Copy !req
233. Fingernails,
fingernails,
fingernails!Copy !req
234. You don't even have
fingernails.Copy !req
235. I cannot believe
what I am hearing!Copy !req
236. How can you hear it?Copy !req
237. You don't have ears,
either!Copy !req
238. You...Copy !req
239. Holes, holes!Copy !req
240. Cone-head!Copy !req
241. Yellow!Copy !req
242. Pink!Copy !req
243. Oh!Copy !req
244. I'm going to get
a job as a fry cookCopy !req
245. and it'll be easy!Copy !req
246. Fine!Copy !req
247. Krusty-Krab!Copy !req
248. Krusty-Krab!Copy !req
249. Krusty-Krab...Copy !req
250. What's that smell
in the air?Copy !req
251. I smell Plankton!Copy !req
252. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
253. Well, I smell...Copy !req
254. Pew, he's right.Copy !req
255. I love messing things up.Copy !req
256. Are you ready
to do or die, Krabs?Copy !req
257. Always ready, Plankton,
always ready.Copy !req
258. Good, because today, the
Chumbucket is going to kick...Copy !req
259. your carapace!Copy !req
260. That's what you think.Copy !req
261. But I got me
a champion—Copy !req
262. SpongeBob!Copy !req
263. Show him.Copy !req
264. Look at him...Copy !req
265. in his prime.Copy !req
266. You ain't got no chance!Copy !req
267. That's where you're wrong, KrabsCopy !req
268. for I, too, have a champion.Copy !req
269. Ladies and gentlemen,
turn your attentionCopy !req
270. to the southwest corridor.Copy !req
271. Other way.Copy !req
272. Imbeciles.Copy !req
273. And... stop!Copy !req
274. Perfect!Copy !req
275. Representing the ChumbucketCopy !req
276. a creature so fearsome,
so terribleCopy !req
277. so mind-bendingly largeCopy !req
278. that those of you
with weak constitutionsCopy !req
279. may want to leave the stadium.Copy !req
280. I gotta get out of here!Copy !req
281. Too late!Copy !req
282. Ready or not, here he comes.Copy !req
283. Quake with fear,
you mortal fools.Copy !req
284. Bow down before
the awesome might of...Copy !req
285. this huge guy who's carrying
the real contestant...Copy !req
286. Patrick Star!Copy !req
287. Patrick, what are
you doing here?Copy !req
288. You're not
a fry cook.Copy !req
289. Oh, yes, I am,
Mr. SpongeBob-
Superior Pants.Copy !req
290. Check it out!Copy !req
291. I been working
for the ChumbucketCopy !req
292. for almost
five minutes!Copy !req
293. Well, it doesn't
matter anywayCopy !req
294. 'cause you're going
to eat my dust.Copy !req
295. Uh-uh, I'm eating
my own dust.Copy !req
296. Not if I eat it first!Copy !req
297. Yellow! Pink!Copy !req
298. I can't believe it,
Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
299. I thought Patrick
was my friend.Copy !req
300. Friend?Copy !req
301. Not in here he ain't.Copy !req
302. What do you mean?Copy !req
303. He's not really
your friend.Copy !req
304. He's not?Copy !req
305. He's plotting your downfall
right now!Copy !req
306. He is?Copy !req
307. He's going to stab youCopy !req
308. in the back!Copy !req
309. He wouldn't!Copy !req
310. Of course
he would.Copy !req
311. Just look at him.Copy !req
312. Square...Copy !req
313. the shape of evil!Copy !req
314. It's a mockery
of your profession.Copy !req
315. Are we going to let
some pretenderCopy !req
316. take away what
belongs to the Krusty Krab?Copy !req
317. No!Copy !req
318. Then get mean!Copy !req
319. I'm mean!Copy !req
320. Get angry!Copy !req
321. I'm angry!Copy !req
322. Now get out there...Copy !req
323. And win...Copy !req
324. That...Copy !req
325. Medal!Copy !req
326. Our first event:
the deep-fry pole vault!Copy !req
327. Win this one
for the Krusty Krab!Copy !req
328. For the Krusty Krab!Copy !req
329. Win this one because
I told you to.Copy !req
330. Because you told me to!Copy !req
331. Fish sticks!Copy !req
332. Get your
fish sticks here!Copy !req
333. The next event:
the chocolate high-dive.Copy !req
334. Make way for
the real fry cook,
Patrick.Copy !req
335. For his dive, SpongeBob
will be attemptingCopy !req
336. a full banana fudge-pop
with two sticks.Copy !req
337. And now, absolute silence.Copy !req
338. I scream...Copy !req
339. for ice cream!Copy !req
340. Perfect entry!Copy !req
341. And toasted almonds—
that's unexpected.Copy !req
342. He stuck it!Copy !req
343. And just look
at that even coating!Copy !req
344. Top that...Copy !req
345. Pinky.Copy !req
346. Almonds?Copy !req
347. Curse him,
that's good...Copy !req
348. but perhaps a bit
too highbrowCopy !req
349. for this crowd.Copy !req
350. He thinks he's
better than them!Copy !req
351. Better than you!Copy !req
352. Now get up there
and show himCopy !req
353. how the common manCopy !req
354. prepares his frozen
dairy treats!Copy !req
355. Patrick will be resurrecting
an old favorite:Copy !req
356. the single-scoop strawberry cone
with a chocolate dip.Copy !req
357. Just look at that concentration!Copy !req
358. Oh, a little shaky
on that entry—Copy !req
359. but just look at that form!Copy !req
360. Take that, Yellow Boy!Copy !req
361. Laugh while you can,
Pinky.Copy !req
362. It's not over yet.Copy !req
363. That's what you thinkCopy !req
364. but it's not over yet!Copy !req
365. It's not over yet!Copy !req
366. With the score tied
we go to our final event:Copy !req
367. Bun Wrestling.Copy !req
368. Who will take home
the gold?Copy !req
369. Mr. Krabs of the Krusty Krab?Copy !req
370. Don't forget,
he called ye yellow.Copy !req
371. Or Plankton, of the Chumbucket?Copy !req
372. Don't forget,
he called you pink!Copy !req
373. Forget the Chumbucket—Copy !req
374. this is personal.Copy !req
375. No!Copy !req
376. My name's not "Rick"!Copy !req
377. I don't like you.Copy !req
378. I don't like you more!Copy !req
379. I never liked you!Copy !req
380. I a thousand times
never liked you!Copy !req
381. Pink!Copy !req
382. Yellow!Copy !req
383. Yellow!Copy !req
384. Pink?Copy !req
385. You do care.Copy !req
386. Let's promise never
to fight again,
buddy.Copy !req
387. Yeah, pal,
let's go home.Copy !req
388. Hey, where you going?Copy !req
389. Get back here
and kill each other!Copy !req
390. You're my
best friend ever.Copy !req
391. You, too, Patrick.Copy !req
392. You know, these were white
when I bought them.Copy !req
393. [Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
394. and NICKELODEON]Copy !req