1. Are you ready, kids?Copy !req
2. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
3. I can't hear you.Copy !req
4. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
5. [Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
6. and NICKELODEON]Copy !req
7. Here we are again at the
Bikini Bottom Boating School.Copy !req
8. Today is once again the day of
SpongeBob's boating school examCopy !req
9. but more importantly, this is
the last test for the yearCopy !req
10. and if SpongeBob does not
pass this oneCopy !req
11. it means another whole year
of boating school!Copy !req
12. Wha' happen?Copy !req
13. Oh, nothing, SpongeBob.Copy !req
14. You just struck
another pedestrian.Copy !req
15. Minus 20 more points.Copy !req
16. How many do I have?Copy !req
17. Negative 224.Copy !req
18. How many more minutes
left in the test?Copy !req
19. The test is over.Copy !req
20. That's enough time!Copy !req
21. I can make up
those points!Copy !req
22. No... SpongeBob!Copy !req
23. Wait! You didn't hear meCopy !req
24. It's too late! SpongeBob!Copy !req
25. Okay, Mrs. Puff,
what's my final score?Copy !req
26. Six.Copy !req
27. Whoo!Copy !req
28. And how many
do I need to pass?Copy !req
29. Six.Copy !req
30. Ooh...Copy !req
31. Hundred.Copy !req
32. Wha...?Copy !req
33. Six hundred.Copy !req
34. You need 600 to pass.Copy !req
35. You got six.Copy !req
36. Don't worry.Copy !req
37. I'll be all right, Mrs. Puff.Copy !req
38. Besides...Copy !req
39. This means I get to
be in your classCopy !req
40. for a whole
'nother year!Copy !req
41. Well, see you
next Tuesday.Copy !req
42. Yeah!Copy !req
43. Oh, Neptune.Copy !req
44. Another year with him!Copy !req
45. Barnacles!Copy !req
46. Dirty barnacles!Copy !req
47. I've got to do something
to save myself.Copy !req
48. Oh... there's only one way out.Copy !req
49. A teacher's ace in the hole.Copy !req
50. Extra credit!Copy !req
51. What was that, Mrs. Puff?Copy !req
52. Extra credit, SpongeBob.Copy !req
53. The extra credit.Copy !req
54. I still have a chance.Copy !req
55. I, I mean,
you still have a chance.Copy !req
56. What's extra credit?Copy !req
57. It's when you get creditCopy !req
58. for the things you weren't
able to do before.Copy !req
59. Now, are we ready
for that extra credit?Copy !req
60. Extra credit!Copy !req
61. That's the spirit.Copy !req
62. So, all you have to doCopy !req
63. to earn your extra credit
and pass my classCopy !req
64. and never have to come
anywhere near this school againCopy !req
65. is write a ten-word sentenceCopy !req
66. on what you've learned
in boating school.Copy !req
67. But I've learned so many things.Copy !req
68. Just pick one,
I don't care which.Copy !req
69. Here, I'll help you
get started.Copy !req
70. "What I learned
in boating school is..."Copy !req
71. There! That's already
seven words!Copy !req
72. Only three more!Copy !req
73. L-E-A-R...Copy !req
74. Oh, barnacles!Copy !req
75. What's wrong?Copy !req
76. Got to sharpen my pencil.Copy !req
77. Hmm...Copy !req
78. Hmm?Copy !req
79. N-E...Copy !req
80. Oh!Copy !req
81. Give me that!
Here's a pen.Copy !req
82. A pen! One of the most permanent
of all writing utensils.Copy !req
83. There.Copy !req
84. Fantastic! Let me see it.Copy !req
85. No, wait, I changed my mind!Copy !req
86. I'm sure it's fine.Copy !req
87. Just let me see.Copy !req
88. No, don't look!Copy !req
89. It's not ready.Copy !req
90. It's so simple!Copy !req
91. Only ten words!Copy !req
92. "What I learned
in boating school is..."Copy !req
93. Blankety... blankety... blank!Copy !req
94. I can do this. I can do this!Copy !req
95. "What I learned
in boating school is..."Copy !req
96. "What I learned
in boating school is...!"Copy !req
97. I can do this, I can do this!Copy !req
98. Aah, aah... is it hot
in here, Mrs. Puff?Copy !req
99. Why is it so hot in here?Copy !req
100. Aah! My hand!
My hand is cramping, Mrs. Puff!Copy !req
101. Make it stop!Copy !req
102. You only need
three... more...
words!Copy !req
103. Okay... let me see
what you've written.Copy !req
104. It's not ready yet.Copy !req
105. That's okay, SpongeBob.Copy !req
106. Show the teacher
what you've written.Copy !req
107. No!Copy !req
108. Give it to me!Copy !req
109. No!Copy !req
110. Let me see it!Copy !req
111. "What I learned
in boating school is..."Copy !req
112. Uh...Copy !req
113. Well, the rest doesn't matter.Copy !req
114. You pass!Copy !req
115. You pass!Copy !req
116. Mrs. Puff, I don't feel
like I really did anything.Copy !req
117. That's how extra credit
is supposed to feel.Copy !req
118. Really?Copy !req
119. Besides, here's
your license.Copy !req
120. My license!Copy !req
121. It tastes just like
I dreamt it would.Copy !req
122. Mrs. Puff, I...Copy !req
123. Thank you, SpongeBob.Copy !req
124. Congratulations.Copy !req
125. Have a nice life.Copy !req
126. Look out, Bikini Bottom!Copy !req
127. There's a new driver
on the roadCopy !req
128. and his name is...Copy !req
129. SpongeBob SquarePants!Copy !req
130. SpongeBob SquarePants!Copy !req
131. SpongeBob SquarePants!Copy !req
132. Aah!Copy !req
133. Ooh, ow...!Copy !req
134. Ouch.Copy !req
135. Happy birthday!Copy !req
136. So much destruction.Copy !req
137. This reporter asks why.Copy !req
138. Local consensus places the blameCopy !req
139. on this negligent,
selfish driving instructorCopy !req
140. who... oh!Copy !req
141. Let's... not... use that take.Copy !req
142. That's preposterous.Copy !req
143. He did the extra credit.Copy !req
144. There's no need to worry.Copy !req
145. He doesn't even have
a boat to drive.Copy !req
146. Now to go home and have
the rest of that pasta.Copy !req
147. Aah!Copy !req
148. Surprise!Copy !req
149. To the greatest
teacher ever!Copy !req
150. Thank you,
Mrs. Puff.Copy !req
151. I know I speak
for everyoneCopy !req
152. when I say that
we consider youCopy !req
153. a member of
the SquarePants family.Copy !req
154. I think you've made
your point, dear.Copy !req
155. Ahem.Copy !req
156. Mrs. Puff, we were
starting to thinkCopy !req
157. SpongeBob was
never going to
get his license.Copy !req
158. But you never
gave up on him.Copy !req
159. You never quit.Copy !req
160. You never took
the easy way out.Copy !req
161. Well, I, uh... okay.Copy !req
162. We wanted to make sure
Mrs. Puff—Copy !req
163. the greatest driving
teacher in the world—Copy !req
164. was here to see this.Copy !req
165. See what?Copy !req
166. Ta-da!Copy !req
167. "I-M R-DY."Copy !req
168. A brand new boatmobile?Copy !req
169. For me...?Copy !req
170. Oh...Copy !req
171. Don't worry, Mrs. Puff.Copy !req
172. He'll be driving by tomorrow!
Toodle-oo!Copy !req
173. What have I done?Copy !req
174. Everyone will knowCopy !req
175. that I let him slide
through school.Copy !req
176. I'll have to move
to a new cityCopy !req
177. start a new boating school
with a new name.Copy !req
178. No... not again.Copy !req
179. I've got to end this thing
before it begins.Copy !req
180. You took quite
a buster there, son.Copy !req
181. What I learned
in boating school today is...!Copy !req
182. We're going to have to
hold offCopy !req
183. on the driving there
for a while, son.Copy !req
184. That's right, honey.Copy !req
185. Now, just stay in bed.Copy !req
186. And no going
near the boat.Copy !req
187. Hi, Boaty.Copy !req
188. Boaty, you're cold!Copy !req
189. Take my socks.Copy !req
190. Oh, Boaty, I'm always
going to take care of you.Copy !req
191. You're the best boat
in the deep blue sea.Copy !req
192. I hope I still remember
how to do this.Copy !req
193. Yeah...Copy !req
194. Hey, I'm driving!Copy !req
195. Who are you and what
are you doing in my boat?Copy !req
196. And why are you wearing
that ski mask?Copy !req
197. Because you're not skiing!Copy !req
198. Oh, my gosh, I know who you are!Copy !req
199. No, you don't!Copy !req
200. You don't know who I am.Copy !req
201. Yes, I do!Copy !req
202. I know that you're...Copy !req
203. a boatjacker!Copy !req
204. I never thought I'd have to
use this pepper spray.Copy !req
205. Somebody help me!Copy !req
206. Somebody help me...!Copy !req
207. Sorry, SpongeBob, but
it was for your own good.Copy !req
208. Give me back my boat!Copy !req
209. Ay... yi... yi...!Copy !req
210. You'd better stop this boat!Copy !req
211. I'm... not... letting... go!Copy !req
212. Nothing will stop me!Copy !req
213. Not even...Copy !req
214. Giant clams?Copy !req
215. I'm... not... letting go...
even for...Copy !req
216. Cheese graters? No!Copy !req
217. Ouch... no... no... no...
ow... oh... oh...Copy !req
218. If... you think I'll let go
for a little...Copy !req
219. Educational television?Copy !req
220. Oh, no!Copy !req
221. Looks like that
got rid of him.Copy !req
222. Now for some tunes.Copy !req
223. And now back to KRUDCopy !req
224. with all of your personalCopy !req
225. "You won't get away with
stealing my car!" hits.Copy !req
226. Hey, look.Copy !req
227. Oof, oof...Copy !req
228. Argh!Copy !req
229. I'd never let you
have this boat.Copy !req
230. Not even if you were...Copy !req
231. Mrs. Puff?Copy !req
232. So, how's it going, Mrs. Puff?Copy !req
233. Uh, SpongeBob.Copy !req
234. I'd like to... apologize.Copy !req
235. I shouldn't have passed you.Copy !req
236. You really weren't ready.Copy !req
237. So, I guess I got to give
my license back, huh?Copy !req
238. I hear Mrs. Flounder is starting
a new class Monday morning.Copy !req
239. You kidding? You're the only
teacher for this student.Copy !req
240. And besides, the warden says
she'll let you go earlyCopy !req
241. if you do her a favor.Copy !req
242. What's that?Copy !req
243. Free driving lessons!Copy !req
244. Wow! I can't believe it!Copy !req
245. We're actually here at the
biannual Jellyfish Convention!Copy !req
246. Jellyfish are awesome!Copy !req
247. Cool state-of-the-art
jellyfish nets!Copy !req
248. Touch.Copy !req
249. Don't touch.Copy !req
250. Wow! The harpoon from
The Movie!Copy !req
251. Touch.Copy !req
252. Don't touch!Copy !req
253. Look! Dr. Manowar!Copy !req
254. The guy who got stung
by Big Lenny and lived.Copy !req
255. And now it only hurts
when you touch it.Copy !req
256. Touch.Copy !req
257. Do I have to follow
you all day?Copy !req
258. Patrick, look!Copy !req
259. Can it be?Copy !req
260. Ice cream?Copy !req
261. No, it's
The JellyspottersCopy !req
262. Bikini Bottom's premiere
jellyfish enthusiasts club!Copy !req
263. Aah! And their leader...Copy !req
264. the coolest jellyfish
enthusiast ever...Copy !req
265. Kevin the Sea Cucumber!Copy !req
266. What's so great
about a nerdy pickle?Copy !req
267. If I could just
touch the hem of
his pocket protectorCopy !req
268. then maybe some
of his greatness
would rub off on me.Copy !req
269. SpongeBob, as a friend,
I must say that's really geeky.Copy !req
270. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
271. Jeffrey Jellyfish!Copy !req
272. Wait, Jeffrey!Copy !req
273. I have to touch you!Copy !req
274. Hey!Copy !req
275. Bamboo?Copy !req
276. I only use composite materials
in my net handle.Copy !req
277. Composite materials...Copy !req
278. Next question.Copy !req
279. Next question...Copy !req
280. Uh... hi, Kevin.Copy !req
281. Hi. What is your question?Copy !req
282. Hi, Kevin.Copy !req
283. Whatever.Copy !req
284. Next question, please?Copy !req
285. Hi, Kevin.Copy !req
286. Hello, loser.Copy !req
287. All right, you,
way in the back.Copy !req
288. Hi, Kevin...Copy !req
289. Does anyone here
have an actual...Copy !req
290. Hi, Kevin.Copy !req
291. I'm your biggest fan.Copy !req
292. You're too kind.
Security!Copy !req
293. No, wait!Copy !req
294. I would do anything for you!Copy !req
295. Why don't you go
jump off a building?Copy !req
296. Huh?Copy !req
297. Anything...Copy !req
298. Punch yourself in the face.Copy !req
299. Doesn't that hurt you?Copy !req
300. Do you want it
to hurt me, Kevin?Copy !req
301. That is the best!Copy !req
302. This guy's great!Copy !req
303. We have got to bring this guy
jellyfishing with us.Copy !req
304. No, Kevin, no.
He's a geek.Copy !req
305. Look, I won't let the guy
join the club.Copy !req
306. I just want to see how many
times he can get stungCopy !req
307. before he goes running home
like a baby.Copy !req
308. Meep-meep.
Kevin's a genius.Copy !req
309. Meep-meep...
genius... Kevin...Copy !req
310. Hey, kid...Copy !req
311. How would you like to try out
for The Jellyspotters?Copy !req
312. Clear.Copy !req
313. I'd love it!Copy !req
314. Ah... nothing like driving
through jellyfish fieldsCopy !req
315. with the top down,
eh, Jellyspotters?Copy !req
316. Meep... top down... top down...
meep... top down... meep...Copy !req
317. Well, here we are.Copy !req
318. Jellyfish Fields.Copy !req
319. Oh... ow!Copy !req
320. I hope you didn't
forget our nets.Copy !req
321. I didn't forget them, Kevin!Copy !req
322. They're in the trunk!Copy !req
323. I can't believe I'm here
with The Jellyspotters!Copy !req
324. All my life I wanted to be
a JellyspotterCopy !req
325. and now I'm here with you
with the nets and the jarsCopy !req
326. and I'm with Kevin and
we're all with each other
and we're jellyfishing...Copy !req
327. Hold it!Copy !req
328. Before you become
a JellyspotterCopy !req
329. you have to pass
a rigorous test.Copy !req
330. Meep... rigorous test...Copy !req
331. Quiet! Shh!Copy !req
332. Your first test?Copy !req
333. Catch a jellyfish.Copy !req
334. Hey, I caught one!Copy !req
335. Am I a
Jellyspotter now?Copy !req
336. Meep...
he caught one...
in the club... meep.Copy !req
337. Uh, that doesn't count.Copy !req
338. Ouch!Copy !req
339. I meant twojellyfish.Copy !req
340. Two jellyfish... meep...
in the net... meep...Copy !req
341. Ooh... that's not
what I meant!Copy !req
342. I meant 20 jellyfish!Copy !req
343. Oh. Let's see...Copy !req
344. One, two, three...Copy !req
345. Oh...Copy !req
346. Oh... oh... ow!Copy !req
347. Jellyspotters allow jellyfish
to eat jelly off their face.Copy !req
348. Who wants to lick my cheeks?Copy !req
349. I see I have some takers.Copy !req
350. How does it feel?Copy !req
351. It tickles my nose!Copy !req
352. Not for long...Copy !req
353. Ah.. ah...
ah-choo!Copy !req
354. Will you cut that out?Copy !req
355. Am I in
The Jellyspotters now?Copy !req
356. No! I have many more
tests for you to take.Copy !req
357. Am I in The Jellyspotters now?Copy !req
358. No!Copy !req
359. Am I in
The Jellyspotters now?Copy !req
360. No!Copy !req
361. Now?Copy !req
362. No!Copy !req
363. Now?Copy !req
364. No!Copy !req
365. Now?Copy !req
366. No!Copy !req
367. Now?Copy !req
368. Now?Copy !req
369. Now?Copy !req
370. Okay, SquarePants.Copy !req
371. It is your turn to get zapped!Copy !req
372. I mean... are you ready
for your final test?Copy !req
373. I'm ready!Copy !req
374. You'd better be...Copy !req
375. because we're going to capture
a queen jellyfish!Copy !req
376. A queen!Copy !req
377. Can I help?Copy !req
378. Oh, don't worry.Copy !req
379. We can't do it without you!Copy !req
380. This is fantastic!Copy !req
381. I've never been bait before.Copy !req
382. I don't think I've ever seen
a queen jellyfish either.Copy !req
383. Well, then you've
probably never usedCopy !req
384. a queen jellyfish call.Copy !req
385. Why don't you try it out?Copy !req
386. Loser... loser...Copy !req
387. Hey, I've heard
this call before.Copy !req
388. I'll bet you have.Copy !req
389. Hey, where you going?Copy !req
390. Oh, don't worry.Copy !req
391. We'll be right
behind this bush.Copy !req
392. Ouch... ow!Copy !req
393. Who's got my sting ointment?Copy !req
394. This is great!Copy !req
395. When I pass this testCopy !req
396. I'll be an official
jellyfish spotter.Copy !req
397. Loser...Copy !req
398. Loser... loser.Copy !req
399. Loser...Copy !req
400. Loser...Copy !req
401. Loser... loser...Copy !req
402. Loser...Copy !req
403. Hey, Kevin...Copy !req
404. I don't think it's working.Copy !req
405. Nothing...Copy !req
406. Hey... hey, Kevin, she's here!Copy !req
407. Look! Look, she's here!Copy !req
408. She's here, Kevin,
she's...Copy !req
409. Aah!Copy !req
410. Please don't be angry,
your highness.Copy !req
411. I would have let you go!Copy !req
412. Kevin!Copy !req
413. That's right!Copy !req
414. You should have seen
the look on your faceCopy !req
415. when we zapped you!Copy !req
416. But... what about my final test?Copy !req
417. Did you think we'd actually
let you join The Jellyspotters?Copy !req
418. But, Kevin...Copy !req
419. I was your biggest fan.Copy !req
420. So were they.Copy !req
421. Hey, look, everybody!Copy !req
422. Kevin's back!Copy !req
423. Kevin! We love you, Kevin!Copy !req
424. Kevin,
please!Copy !req
425. You looked so dumbCopy !req
426. with your dorky
jellyfish call.Copy !req
427. Loser!Copy !req
428. Loser, loser, loser!Copy !req
429. Loser!Copy !req
430. I am not a loser!Copy !req
431. Lo... ser...Copy !req
432. Loser! Loser!Copy !req
433. Loser... loser...!Copy !req
434. Huh?Copy !req
435. Nideria rex.Copy !req
436. King Jellyfish...Copy !req
437. Kissyface!Copy !req
438. Huh?Copy !req
439. Kevin...Copy !req
440. I think he's gone.Copy !req
441. One of you
go out and check.Copy !req
442. Meep-meep. Meep-meep!Copy !req
443. Meep-meep, meep-meep,
meep-meep!Copy !req
444. Meep... save us... meep...Copy !req
445. Kevin... meep... save us...Copy !req
446. Don't look at me.Copy !req
447. I was just in this
for the fashion!Copy !req
448. It's hopeless!Copy !req
449. We're trapped!Copy !req
450. We're trapped...Copy !req
451. Help me, Mommy, help me!Copy !req
452. I want my blanky.Copy !req
453. I want my blanky!Copy !req
454. Now what do we do?Copy !req
455. Mommy... help, Mommy... Mommy...Copy !req
456. What the...?Copy !req
457. Huh?Copy !req
458. Mm-mm-mm...Copy !req
459. Yummy.Copy !req
460. I can't believe it.Copy !req
461. How did you know?Copy !req
462. Everybody loves pie!Copy !req
463. Well, SquarePants,
that was impressiveCopy !req
464. but you're still not
in the clubCopy !req
465. because you didn't catch
a queen jellyfish.Copy !req
466. Wait! What are
you doing?Copy !req
467. Aah!Copy !req
468. Wow... I didn't know
this was a hat.Copy !req
469. It wasn't...Copy !req
470. Hi, Patrick.Copy !req
471. Hi, SpongeBob.Copy !req
472. Did you get
into that club?Copy !req
473. Yeah, but I
turned them down.Copy !req
474. It's not about Kevin.Copy !req
475. It's about jellyfish.Copy !req
476. SpongeBob, I'm glad
you learned your lesson.Copy !req
477. Hero worship is unhealthy.Copy !req
478. Come on, Jeffrey.Copy !req
479. U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
480. and NICKELODEON]Copy !req