SpongeBob SquarePants 1x5

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While at Goo Lagoon, SpongeBob accidentally rips his pants while trying to impress Sandy, causing everyone to laugh.

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1. Ahh... Goo Lagoon—

2. a stinky mud puddle to you and me,

3. but to the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom,

4. a wonderful, stinky mud puddle.

5. What a great day!

6. Hey, Sandy, look!

7. I'm Sandy!

8. Hey, Sandy, who am I?

9. Hello, SpongeBob.

10. Could you keep it down?

11. I'm trying to be boring.

12. SpongeBob.

13. Did anyone order 20 pepperoni and sand pizzas?

14. Hey, Sandy.

15. Hey, SpongeBob.

16. Hey, Larry.

17. You guys want to go lift some weights?

18. Sure.

19. Well, come on, SpongeBob.

20. Coming.

21. Give it a try, Sandy.

22. Ee-yah!

23. Whoa!

24. Good job, Sandy.

25. That's about enough for today, don't you think?

26. How about a little more weight?

27. Observe.

28. Yah!

29. All right, stand back, everyone.

30. Y'all watch this.

31. Ee-yah!

32. Way to go, Larry!

33. Could I borrow a couple of these?

34. Mm-hmm.

35. And now, with the addition

36. of two— count' em, two— marshmallows.

37. That was too funny.

38. You are hilarious!

39. Ain't he the funniest little sponge

40. you ever saw?

41. Anybody up for some volleyball?

42. I got it!

43. Incoming.

44. Oops!

45. I guess I ripped my pants again.

46. Once again, dude, you have split my sides.

47. Hey, Sandy!

48. How about throwing it to me?

49. Okay, here it comes.

50. I could use a hand here.

51. You okay, SpongeBob?

52. I guess so... except I ripped my pants!

53. You still got it, dude.

54. May I help you?

55. I'll take a banana split.

56. Uh... we don't have that.

57. That's okay.

58. I already... split my pants, get it?

59. Tee-hee.

60. Anything else?

61. How about...

62. ripple?

63. No, thanks, already got one.

64. Is that a burger you're eating?

65. Why, yes, it is.

66. You know what would go good with that?

67. No, what?

68. Ripped... pants.

69. Ripped pants a la mode.

70. Delivery!

71. Did you order 20 cases of ripped pants?

72. Surf's up in the Goo Lagoon.

73. And here comes Larry, doing his trademark lay-back.

74. There goes Sandy, hanging ten... fingers, that is.

75. There goes SpongeBob...

76. Ripping his... pants again.

77. Hey, look!

78. A cardboard box washed up on the beach.

79. Holy fish paste!

80. It's a guy!

81. Why?

82. Why?

83. Why?

84. SpongeBob!

85. Come closer.

86. I need...

87. I need...

88. What do you need?

89. A tailor.

90. Because I ripped my pants!

91. That kind of stuff is uncalled for.

92. What is that?

93. That wasn't funny, SpongeBob.

94. Y'all had me worried sick.

95. Dude.

96. Come on, SpongeBob, you're losing them!

97. Think! Your public's waiting.

98. Let's see...

99. "lifting weights— big laugh.

100. "Frisbee in face— kills.

101. "Surfing— knocks 'em dead.

102. "Pretending to drown...

103. no."

104. Come on, think!

105. I got it!

106. Hey, everybody.

107. Not ripped pants...

108. pants ripped off!

109. Huh?

110. Someone call the police.

111. There's a pants thief on the loose.

112. Oh, no!

113. Everybody's gone, even Sandy.

114. She'd rather hang out with Larry.

115. Oh, no.

116. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

117. We blew it, pants.

118. What do you mean, "we"?

119. Oh, I didn't have to be a fool to get Sandy's attention.

120. Am I the biggest loser on the beach?

121. No, I am.

122. I forgot to put on sunscreen.

123. Ouch.

124. No, I am.

125. I got sand in my buns.

126. No, I'm the biggest loser on the beach.

127. They buried me in the sand and forgot me.

128. What happened to you?

129. I lost my best friend.

130. How?

131. SpongeBob!

132. Sandy!

133. Your song is true.

134. If y'all want to be my friend,

135. just be yourself.

136. SpongeBob, that was so righteous.

137. Would you... sign my pants?

138. Absolutely, buddy.