1. Okay now, lift your
chin a little.Copy !req
2. Look right here,
right here.Copy !req
3. Hey, where's my smile?Copy !req
4. Come on, I bet you got
a smile for me.Copy !req
5. I'm starting to
see a smile.Copy !req
6. There it is.Copy !req
7. Okay, great, next!Copy !req
8. I didn't smile.Copy !req
9. I hate picture day
at school!Copy !req
10. It's always some gay-ass
photographerCopy !req
11. with some gay-ass
backdrop of New England.Copy !req
12. Hang on a second.Copy !req
13. My mom said to make sure
I look good this timeCopy !req
14. in the school pictures.Copy !req
15. Okay, smile.Copy !req
16. Okay, next.Copy !req
17. Did you go yet?
- No.Copy !req
18. This is taking forever.Copy !req
19. You guys, you guys,
this is so funny!Copy !req
20. What, Cartman?Copy !req
21. Dude, check it out.Copy !req
22. For picture day, Kenny got
into his parka backwardsCopy !req
23. so that his ass shows
through his hood, look!Copy !req
24. Kenny, come over here.Copy !req
25. It isn't that
funny, Cartman.Copy !req
26. Yes, it is.Copy !req
27. Next in line.Copy !req
28. Come on, let's keep it
moving kids.Copy !req
29. Don't listen to
that Jew, Kenny.Copy !req
30. It's totally funny.Copy !req
31. Take off your
hat, please.Copy !req
32. But I never
take off my hat.Copy !req
33. Come on now,
I bet your parentsCopy !req
34. want a picture of you
looking natural.Copy !req
35. This is how I
look natural.Copy !req
36. Kyle, we're taking pictures
without hats today!Copy !req
37. Crap.Copy !req
38. Smile!Copy !req
39. Come on,
where's that smile?Copy !req
40. Is it gonna kill ya
to smile?Copy !req
41. I see a smile.Copy !req
42. Next!Copy !req
43. Gay-ass.Copy !req
44. Very nice.
Okay, last one.Copy !req
45. Uh-oh.Copy !req
46. Okay, have a seat,
young man.Copy !req
47. Okay, looking great.Copy !req
48. Now, where's that smile?Copy !req
49. Come on, give me
a nice wide smile.Copy !req
50. Wider.Copy !req
51. Perfect.Copy !req
52. How long 'til we get
the pictures back?Copy !req
53. Should be about four days.Copy !req
54. Four days, oh man,
I can't wait that long!Copy !req
55. Come on, come on,
come on, come on...Copy !req
56. Alright class, I have your
school photos to hand out.Copy !req
57. Yes, yes!Copy !req
58. Most of them
are very nice.Copy !req
59. But, apparently
one of youCopy !req
60. thinks it's fun to spoil
their school picturesCopy !req
61. and thinks he's a comedian.Copy !req
62. That person will be
spending the afternoonCopy !req
63. in the principal's
office.Copy !req
64. School photos aren't
for joking around,Copy !req
65. so you aren't getting
your photos backCopy !req
66. Butters!Copy !req
67. Me?
But I didn't do nothin'.Copy !req
68. For the rest of you,Copy !req
69. I think your pictures
turned out very nicely.Copy !req
70. But—Copy !req
71. But hey,
wait a minute.Copy !req
72. Let me see!Copy !req
73. But, teacher, I didn't mean
to look stupid in my picture,Copy !req
74. honest!Copy !req
75. Dude, dude,
check it out.Copy !req
76. This is the sweetest thing
I've ever done.Copy !req
77. You've ever done?Copy !req
78. Look how the crack is
centered right in the middle!Copy !req
79. Eric, calm down,Copy !req
80. I'm trying to
yell at Butters.Copy !req
81. OK, OK, I'm sorry,
Miss Chokson-rocks.Copy !req
82. You know very well my name
isn't Chokson-rocks,Copy !req
83. it's Choksondik!Copy !req
84. Say it right or you can go to
the principal with Butters.Copy !req
85. I'm sorry,
Miss Choksondik.Copy !req
86. I tried to make
a good picture, honest.Copy !req
87. Your mother is waiting for you
in the principal's office.Copy !req
88. My mom?Copy !req
89. Oh, sweet Jesus.Copy !req
90. Oh, oh my God.Copy !req
91. More people have to see
this picture, you guys.Copy !req
92. I've gotta to put it
on the internet.Copy !req
93. No, wait.Copy !req
94. Kenny, I just had the
greatest idea, ever.Copy !req
95. Welcome to South Park Milk Company,Copy !req
96. Can I help you?Copy !req
97. Oh, yes, hello.Copy !req
98. I am helping out a family
who has a missing child,Copy !req
99. and I was wondering if
you could print his photoCopy !req
100. on your milk cartons?Copy !req
101. Oh, of course.Copy !req
102. Printing those photos on
our milk really does help.Copy !req
103. Do you have the photo
with you?Copy !req
104. Yes, I have it
right h'nyah.Copy !req
105. Okay, great.Copy !req
106. We'll print it
immediately.Copy !req
107. You will?Copy !req
108. Thank you for your help.Copy !req
109. Sure.Copy !req
110. If I could just get a
description of the childCopy !req
111. to print underneath
the photo.Copy !req
112. Description... Oh, yes.Copy !req
113. He has blonde hair.Copy !req
114. And a brown eye.Copy !req
115. A brown eye.Copy !req
116. Okay, brown eye.Copy !req
117. And big, rosy cheeks.Copy !req
118. Full cheeks.Copy !req
119. Full cheeks!Copy !req
120. Winking brown eye,
brown eye's winking.Copy !req
121. Ms. Hamilton was
the fourth personCopy !req
122. to be run over by a
motorcycle this week,Copy !req
123. leaving a city to ponder,
"who will be next?"Copy !req
124. Hello?Copy !req
125. You guys, you guys...Copy !req
126. Hello?Copy !req
127. Cartman?Copy !req
128. Hurry.Copy !req
129. What's he want?Copy !req
130. I don't know,
let's go see.Copy !req
131. Why'd you call us?Copy !req
132. Come on, come on.Copy !req
133. It's so sweet.Copy !req
134. You guys, Stan,
here, this is so sweet.Copy !req
135. God damn it,
Cartman, what?Copy !req
136. You put Kenny's picture
on a milk carton?Copy !req
137. Look at the
descriptions.Copy !req
138. Brown eye!Copy !req
139. That isn't funny,
Cartman.Copy !req
140. Oh, it's so
completely funny.Copy !req
141. It's totally funny.Copy !req
142. No, it's not, Cartman.Copy !req
143. You know, there really
are couples out thereCopy !req
144. who are missing children.Copy !req
145. No there aren't.Copy !req
146. Jesus, grow up,
you guys.Copy !req
147. Oh, my god...Copy !req
148. Oh, my God!Copy !req
149. Steven, Steven,
come quick!Copy !req
150. What is it, Martha?Copy !req
151. Look, it's him.Copy !req
152. It's... our son.Copy !req
153. Our son?Copy !req
154. and so that's when I called
out to my husband.Copy !req
155. I just knew the boy pictured
on your milk cartonCopy !req
156. was our little Tommy.Copy !req
157. Yes, I see.Copy !req
158. But the child on the milk carton
was reported missing,Copy !req
159. not found.Copy !req
160. We realize that.Copy !req
161. But we just thought
that maybe someone elseCopy !req
162. had found Tommy and then
lost him again.Copy !req
163. We're pretty certain
that it's our boy,Copy !req
164. considering his physical
appearance.Copy !req
165. Martha and I have
the same condition.Copy !req
166. Right.Copy !req
167. You may not have
realized it,Copy !req
168. but we actually have buttocks
where our heads should be.Copy !req
169. Really?Copy !req
170. Yes.Copy !req
171. Steve and I have
a condition calledCopy !req
172. "Torsonic Polarity
Syndrome".Copy !req
173. It's a birth defect that's
passed on genetically.Copy !req
174. over 11 people worldwide
suffer from T.P.S.Copy !req
175. Mmm, mmm,
that's amazing.Copy !req
176. Martha and I were lucky
enough to meet each otherCopy !req
177. at a T.P.S. Convention
in France.Copy !req
178. So, ah, do you
have headsCopy !req
179. down where your
rear end should be?Copy !req
180. No, no,
don't be silly.Copy !req
181. You see, with T.P.S. the birth
defect is on the exterior only.Copy !req
182. Behind this we still have
all our vital head organs—Copy !req
183. tongue, eyes,
nasal passages.Copy !req
184. well, Mr. and Mrs...Copy !req
185. Uh, Thompson.Copy !req
186. Thompson.Copy !req
187. I'll contact the young boy
who gave me the photo,Copy !req
188. and perhaps we can all
visit him together.Copy !req
189. Oh, wonderful!Copy !req
190. Steven, we're going
to see Tommy again.Copy !req
191. Now, Martha,Copy !req
192. What did I say about
getting your hopes up?Copy !req
193. You're right,
You're right.Copy !req
194. Okay, Cartman, what do
you want this time?Copy !req
195. Oh, you guys, you guys.Copy !req
196. Oh my God.Copy !req
197. Okay, okay, so
get this, get this.Copy !req
198. The milk company
calls me, right?Copy !req
199. They call me and say that
two people from WisconsinCopy !req
200. saw the picture of Kenny
on the milk cartonCopy !req
201. and they think
it's their kid.Copy !req
202. Dude, that's not funny if
they're missing their son.Copy !req
203. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
204. Because apparently
these two peopleCopy !req
205. also kind of look like
they have buttsCopy !req
206. where their heads
should be.Copy !req
207. Nah-uh!Copy !req
208. Oh, yes!Copy !req
209. And the best part is,Copy !req
210. they're coming here
to my house—Copy !req
211. and it is gonna be
so funny!Copy !req
212. Oh, jeez, that's
probably them now.Copy !req
213. Okay, you guys,
just play it good.Copy !req
214. Just, shh, no,
you guys.Copy !req
215. Okay, okay-shh...Copy !req
216. Hello,
we're Mr. and Mrs. Thompson.Copy !req
217. Eh.Copy !req
218. Holy crap, dude.Copy !req
219. No way!Copy !req
220. We understand you've
seen our son.Copy !req
221. Uh, is this the
right address?Copy !req
222. I, I don't...Copy !req
223. Cartman, where are
you going?Copy !req
224. Excuse me, do you boys know
anything about this?Copy !req
225. Ah, uhh...
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
226. Look, if you want
an explanation,Copy !req
227. you better go
to Kenny's house.Copy !req
228. Yeah, he lives about
four houses awayCopy !req
229. on the
bad side of town.Copy !req
230. Oh, thank you,
thank you!Copy !req
231. Well?Copy !req
232. They said to inquire
four houses down.Copy !req
233. Let's hurry!Copy !req
234. Cartman, what the
hell you doing?Copy !req
235. Yeah, you missed them
turning around.Copy !req
236. You guys,
something's wrong.Copy !req
237. What?Copy !req
238. I think I just saw the
funniest thing I'll ever see.Copy !req
239. And I think...
I blew a funny fuse.Copy !req
240. Blew a funny fuse?Copy !req
241. it was just too much, and my
sense of humor overloaded.Copy !req
242. I don't think anything will
ever be funny again.Copy !req
243. Oh God, what have I done?Copy !req
244. You mean they both have
butts instead of heads?Copy !req
245. Yeah, dude, we'll show you.
They're over at Kenny's.Copy !req
246. How do they eat?Copy !req
247. How the hell
should we know?Copy !req
248. Butters,
hey, Butters!Copy !req
249. You gotta
check this out!Copy !req
250. What?Copy !req
251. You gotta come to
Kenny's house with us.Copy !req
252. There's these two people
who have assesCopy !req
253. where their heads
should be.Copy !req
254. Ah, I can't fellas.Copy !req
255. I'm grounded for looking
stupid in my school picture.Copy !req
256. But, dude, you gotta see,
it's hysterical!Copy !req
257. Butters can't come out
and play, boys.Copy !req
258. He thinks it's funny
to look like a jackassCopy !req
259. in his school pictures
that I have to pay for.Copy !req
260. But I told you, Mom,Copy !req
261. I didn't mean to look
like a jackass.Copy !req
262. It just happened.Copy !req
263. You made a goofy face.
- No!Copy !req
264. That's just what
I look like.Copy !req
265. See?Copy !req
266. Don't you make that face
at me young man.Copy !req
267. I'm not making
a face, Mom!Copy !req
268. Stop it!Copy !req
269. Come on, we wanna
see the ass people.Copy !req
270. Alright.Copy !req
271. Fine, Butters,Copy !req
272. if you don't wanna stop making
that stupid face at me,Copy !req
273. you can just stay in your room
for another week.Copy !req
274. Another week?Copy !req
275. I hate my
stupid face.Copy !req
276. Okay, Eric,
as your counselor,Copy !req
277. I want you to feel comfortable
talking about anything, m'kay?Copy !req
278. Mr. Mackey, is it possibleCopy !req
279. that you can see something
so funnyCopy !req
280. that it ruins your
sense of humor forever?Copy !req
281. Well, I can't think
of anythingCopy !req
282. that would be that funny.Copy !req
283. Two people with
asses for heads.Copy !req
284. Ever since I saw them,
I can't laugh at anything.Copy !req
285. Oh, I see.Copy !req
286. Well, what did you
used to think was funny?Copy !req
287. You know, all the
usual stuff—Copy !req
288. dirty jokes, funny movies,
seeing someone die.Copy !req
289. This morning I even saw
a little girlCopy !req
290. get her fingers caught
in a car door,Copy !req
291. and I couldn't laugh.Copy !req
292. I mean, I knew it was funny,
but I couldn't laugh.Copy !req
293. Well, Eric, I suppose that
just like everything else,Copy !req
294. laughter can be relative.Copy !req
295. In other words, sometimes
people see something so scaryCopy !req
296. that nothing else scares them,Copy !req
297. so the same could be true
for funny things.Copy !req
298. So does that mean
I'll never laugh again?Copy !req
299. It's possible, m'kay.Copy !req
300. But, y'know,
if you have completely lostCopy !req
301. your sense of humor,Copy !req
302. you can always become a writer
for the show Friends.Copy !req
303. M'kay.Copy !req
304. Euh!Copy !req
305. And so you see, our son
was just playing a joke,Copy !req
306. and the little fat kid
put it on the milk carton.Copy !req
307. Yes, yes, I see.Copy !req
308. Kenny, don't you think you owe
the Thompsons an apology?Copy !req
309. No, it was foolish for us
to get our hopes up.Copy !req
310. It was just such a coincidence
considering the photo.Copy !req
311. You may not have
realized this,Copy !req
312. but Martha and I have buttocks
where our heads should be.Copy !req
313. Really?
- Really?Copy !req
314. Mr. and Mrs. Thompson,Copy !req
315. how long has it been since
you've seen your son?Copy !req
316. Tommy disappeared
when he was only seven.Copy !req
317. Oh, Steven!Copy !req
318. It's like it's all
happening all over again.Copy !req
319. There, there now.Copy !req
320. Please, Mrs. Thompson,
it'll be alright.Copy !req
321. Listen, the South Park
Milk CompanyCopy !req
322. is the country's largest.Copy !req
323. We find lost children
all the time.Copy !req
324. We can help you find Tommy with
the milk company's database!Copy !req
325. Yes, we'll all help you
find your son.Copy !req
326. Just stop crying.Copy !req
327. Please, for the love of God,
stop crying!Copy !req
328. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.Copy !req
329. Mr. Thompson, how did your
son become missing,Copy !req
330. was he abducted?Copy !req
331. Yes, he was in the care
of our nanny at the time.Copy !req
332. The nanny that we trusted
so much took off with him,Copy !req
333. and we still don't know why.Copy !req
334. We think perhaps she wanted
a child of her own.Copy !req
335. And this was back
in Wisconsin?Copy !req
336. Yes, but we last heard
the nanny was heading west.Copy !req
337. That's why we thought
Colorado made sense.Copy !req
338. We tried every avenue
to find him,Copy !req
339. but we never tried
the milk company.Copy !req
340. Well, you just
give us a try,Copy !req
341. I think that you'll find
that South Park milkCopy !req
342. is not the only the best
resource for finding kids,Copy !req
343. but also the best producer
of the freshestCopy !req
344. 2% low-fat milk the
world can offer.Copy !req
345. Thank you.Copy !req
346. Thank you so much
for helping us.Copy !req
347. This certainly is
a friendly town.Copy !req
348. You've all been
so wonderful.Copy !req
349. Yes, I'm so grateful,
I just wanna cry again.Copy !req
350. No!Copy !req
351. Dude, why are you wearing
Shalana's panties?Copy !req
352. I had to wear
Shalana's panties,Copy !req
353. Lisa's were
in the wash!Copy !req
354. Look, can we just
get this over with?Copy !req
355. But, dude, I can't
French kiss him,Copy !req
356. he's my grandpa!Copy !req
357. Come on, dude.Copy !req
358. Oh, alright,
here it goes.Copy !req
359. Come here, grandpa.Copy !req
360. Ohh!Copy !req
361. Oh, dude, oh.Copy !req
362. Dude, what's wrong
with you?Copy !req
363. Nothing's wrong with me.Copy !req
364. Well, I'm glad
that's over with.Copy !req
365. We better go back to the house
now to see how Chris is doing.Copy !req
366. Heh heh.Copy !req
367. Hey... Ooh.Copy !req
368. Mr. and Mrs. Thompson,Copy !req
369. as president of the
South Park Milk Company,Copy !req
370. I want to apologize
personallyCopy !req
371. for printing that falsified
picture on our milk cartons.Copy !req
372. Please, please,
it's not your fault.Copy !req
373. Yes, but here
at South Park Milk,Copy !req
374. we strive for excellence.Copy !req
375. For instance, we are now
entering the extraction room.Copy !req
376. As you can see,Copy !req
377. we keep it close to the
refrigeration room.Copy !req
378. That way we can get
the milk to the containerCopy !req
379. as fast as possible.Copy !req
380. That's why some say
South Park MilkCopy !req
381. tastes like
you're sucking itCopy !req
382. right from the cow's
tits yourself.Copy !req
383. Amazing.Copy !req
384. Here, try a glass of
our cold Vitamin "D"Copy !req
385. and our fresh scones.Copy !req
386. Delicious.Copy !req
387. Oh, excuse me,Copy !req
388. a little difficult to
drink with our condition.Copy !req
389. Martha and I actually
have buttocksCopy !req
390. where our heads
should be.Copy !req
391. Really?Copy !req
392. Well, and in here
we have ourCopy !req
393. missing child
resource center.Copy !req
394. Oh, my, isn't
this impressive.Copy !req
395. Yes, with
the Cowron 4000,Copy !req
396. Mrs. Garthunk can
search a databaseCopy !req
397. of over 30 million
missing child cases.Copy !req
398. We'll start the computer
on a data search.Copy !req
399. Now, when did your son
turn up missing?Copy !req
400. Well, it was 1982.Copy !req
401. Tommy was only
six at the time.Copy !req
402. Alright then.Copy !req
403. Computer!Copy !req
404. Working!Copy !req
405. Run a scan of missing
children since 1982.Copy !req
406. Check for physical birth
defects called T.P.S.Copy !req
407. T.P.S., Torsonic
Polarity Syndrome,Copy !req
408. plus missing since
1982, working!Copy !req
409. So you actually haven't seen
your son in over 20 years?Copy !req
410. That's right.Copy !req
411. But then why did you think
the picture of Kenny was him?Copy !req
412. Wouldn't your son
be much older now?Copy !req
413. Yes, but since he appeared
to be at leastCopy !req
414. eight in the photo...Copy !req
415. we assumed someone had
seen him since we had.Copy !req
416. This is the only photo
we have of our little Tommy.Copy !req
417. It's gonna take quite a while
for the computerCopy !req
418. to do a scan of
all missing kids.Copy !req
419. Well, why don't we let
Miss Garthunk do her work,Copy !req
420. and I'll let you two out for
some good ol' Colorado chili.Copy !req
421. We don't really like chili.
It makes us throw up.Copy !req
422. Well, hello, Eric.Copy !req
423. I was really glad you
called me, very much.Copy !req
424. Jimmy, thank God,
get in here!Copy !req
425. What's this all about?Copy !req
426. Jimmy, you've always been my
favorite stand-up comic.Copy !req
427. You've gotta help me,
I've lost my sense of humor.Copy !req
428. Gee, that's a
terrible thing, Eric.Copy !req
429. Comedy can be the best
therapy, very much.Copy !req
430. I just have to find
my funny bone again.Copy !req
431. Just try and make me laugh.Copy !req
432. Oh, I don't think
that will be hard.Copy !req
433. I've been working
on my routine.Copy !req
434. Okay, let me have it.Copy !req
435. Okay, try this one
on for size.Copy !req
436. Why did the pigeon
cross the road?Copy !req
437. Okay, why?Copy !req
438. Because he was having
sex with the chick...Copy !req
439. Because he was having sex
with the ch-chick...Copy !req
440. Because he was having
sex with the ch-ch-ch...Copy !req
441. He was having sex
with the chicken.Copy !req
442. Nah, see, something's
wrong, I'm not laughing.Copy !req
443. Wow, what a great
audience.Copy !req
444. How about this classic?Copy !req
445. Knock knock.
- Who's there?Copy !req
446. Orange.
- Orange who?Copy !req
447. Orange you glad
I didn't say b...Copy !req
448. Orange you glad
I didn't say ba...Copy !req
449. Orange you glad
I didn't say ba-n...Copy !req
450. Orange you glad
I didn't say ba-nana?Copy !req
451. No, that didn't
work either.Copy !req
452. Wow, what a great
audience.Copy !req
453. Knock knock.Copy !req
454. Who's there?Copy !req
455. An interrupting cow.Copy !req
456. An interrupting cow who...
- Moo!Copy !req
457. What a terrific audience.Copy !req
458. Ah, let's see.Copy !req
459. The Dallas-Fort Worth area,
I haven't tried there yet.Copy !req
460. Computer?Copy !req
461. Working.Copy !req
462. Scan for any children
reported foundCopy !req
463. In the Dallas-Fort Worth area
with a facial deformity.Copy !req
464. Working.Copy !req
465. Negative.Copy !req
466. Oh, this is hopeless.Copy !req
467. Wait a minute,
let's try it this way.Copy !req
468. Computer!Copy !req
469. Working.Copy !req
470. Scan data banks
for childrenCopy !req
471. who reported their
parents missing.Copy !req
472. Working.Copy !req
473. 1,006,000 hits.Copy !req
474. Alright, then break it down
to claims in the past 20 years.Copy !req
475. Working.Copy !req
476. 321,000 hits.Copy !req
477. Alright, now run a scan
on homogenizedCopy !req
478. versus pasteurized
skim milk.Copy !req
479. In skim form, homogenized
has longer shelf lifeCopy !req
480. by 2.3 weeks.Copy !req
481. Okay, okay.Copy !req
482. Now give me a breakdownCopy !req
483. of people who are
seeking their parentsCopy !req
484. who also suffer from
a disease called T.P.S.Copy !req
485. Torsonic Polarity SyndromeCopy !req
486. plus a claim
not to know parents.Copy !req
487. One match.Copy !req
488. Bingo.Copy !req
489. Do you have a photo?Copy !req
490. Printing!Copy !req
491. My God!Copy !req
492. Oh, my God.Copy !req
493. Butters,
hey, Butters!Copy !req
494. Hey, yeah?Copy !req
495. They found the butt-face
people's son, Butters.Copy !req
496. They're gonna have a big
reunion at the milk company.Copy !req
497. Oh, gee, that sounds
swell, fellas.Copy !req
498. But I can't go, 'cause I'm still
having behavioral problems.Copy !req
499. Why are you wearing
a paper bag on your head?Copy !req
500. My parents are making me wear
this paper bag on my headCopy !req
501. until I learn to stop making
silly faces all the time.Copy !req
502. They really had it
up to here with me.Copy !req
503. Butters, are you ready to stop
with the stupid faces?Copy !req
504. I sure am, Dad.Copy !req
505. Alright, you can
take the paper bag off.Copy !req
506. Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
507. I'm sorry I was bad.Copy !req
508. Oh, very funny, young man!Copy !req
509. You think it's clever to make
yourself up like a girl?Copy !req
510. But dad, I didn't—Copy !req
511. Did you use your
mother's makeup?Copy !req
512. She's gonna be furious.Copy !req
513. I'm not wearing
makeup, dad.Copy !req
514. Put that bag back on!Copy !req
515. Yes, sir.Copy !req
516. Dude, that
poor kid.Copy !req
517. Yeah, we gotta remember
to kick his ass tomorrow.Copy !req
518. Dear mom,Copy !req
519. I can no longer stand to be
without a sense of humor.Copy !req
520. Without laughter, the world
is a cold and sad place.Copy !req
521. And I can't go out
to face it anymore.Copy !req
522. Please tell everyone why
I won't be at school.Copy !req
523. And please buy me
more chocolate guns.Copy !req
524. I'm starting to run out.Copy !req
525. Please get the kind with
marshmallow inside.Copy !req
526. I don't like the
peanut butter filled one.Copy !req
527. - Eric.Copy !req
528. And so it is
with great prideCopy !req
529. that we have flown little
Billy Thompson out hereCopy !req
530. to be reunited with his parents
for the first time in 20 years.Copy !req
531. Mrs. Garthunk.Copy !req
532. Thank you, Mr. President.Copy !req
533. I'm proud to be an employee
of South Park Milk,Copy !req
534. which to date has found
over 100,000 missing kidsCopy !req
535. and led the way in the fight
against curdling.Copy !req
536. Mr. and Mrs. Thompson,
your son grew upCopy !req
537. not knowing who his
parents were.Copy !req
538. But he was strong
and resilientCopy !req
539. and ended up becoming
very successful.Copy !req
540. I think it will amaze you
as it will all of us to learnCopy !req
541. that your son...Copy !req
542. Is Ben Affleck.Copy !req
543. Come on out here,
Ben!Copy !req
544. Mom, Dad!Copy !req
545. Son!Copy !req
546. Oh, son!Copy !req
547. What's going on?Copy !req
548. Dude, the ass-faces' son
is Ben Affleck.Copy !req
549. Oh, our little Ben.Copy !req
550. Oh, I'm so happy.Copy !req
551. Wow, I never realized
Ben had T.P.S.,Copy !req
552. but I definitely see
the resemblance now.Copy !req
553. Oh, son.Copy !req
554. Isn't this wonderful?Copy !req
555. Okay, gang,
give me a big smile.Copy !req
556. Well, looks like everything
turned out alright for them.Copy !req
557. Yeah, I guess now we'll have
to call him Ben Ass-fleck.Copy !req
558. Ben Ass-fleck,
that's funny!Copy !req
559. Hey, you're laughing,
Cartman.Copy !req
560. Hey, you're right.Copy !req
561. Oh, this is great—
Ben Ass-fleck!Copy !req
562. Wait a minute, don't you
see what happened?Copy !req
563. What?Copy !req
564. Everything turned out
okay for those people.Copy !req
565. And so now
you can laugh.Copy !req
566. Huh?Copy !req
567. When Cartman first
opened the doorCopy !req
568. and saw the Thompsons,Copy !req
569. He felt bad for playing
a joke on them.Copy !req
570. Now that everything's
turned out alright,Copy !req
571. he's able to laugh.Copy !req
572. Whoa, you're right.Copy !req
573. Cartman had a feeling
of remorse.Copy !req
574. No, no, no,
I blew a funny fuse.Copy !req
575. there is no such thing
as a funny fuse, Cartman.Copy !req
576. You felt bad!Copy !req
577. Whatever, all I know is
I can laugh again.Copy !req
578. I'm gonna go home and eat
another chocolate gun.Copy !req
579. Come on, Kenny!Copy !req
580. Wow, Cartman actually
felt bad for somebodyCopy !req
581. and couldn't laugh at them.Copy !req
582. Our little man is
growing up, Stan.Copy !req
583. He's growing up.Copy !req
584. Yeah, I guess we all are.Copy !req
585. Maybe things are
finally gonna startCopy !req
586. getting more sophisticated
around here.Copy !req
587. Oh, son.Copy !req