Robot Chicken 4x9

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A girl's father becomes obsessed with her own favorite anime show: Inuyasha. The Giving Tree has much to give. Punky Brewster discovers boys, leaving Glomer forgotten and alone in his closet. Stephen King meets his new neighbor, Dean Koontz. Black Manta narrates a story about the Joker's life in prison in "The Arkham Redemption."

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> NICE WANG!

4. >> NICE POODLE!

5. >> NICE PRETZEL!

6. >> COME ON, HONEY.

7. THE RED WINGS GAME IS ON.

8. >> NO, DAD.

9. I'M WATCHING "INUYASHA."

10. >> KAGOME, YOU LOOK SIMILAR TO KIKYO.

11. >> INUYASHA, I AM JUST A SCHOOLGIRL.

12. >> CURSE KAEDE'S MAGIC!

13. SOULS, I'LL NEVER BECOME A FULL

14. DEMON!

15. >> WHAT...

16. THE...

17. >> DAD, SHUSH!

18. >> >> KIKYO SHOT ME WITH AN ARROW

19. WHEN I TRIED TO STEAL THE JEWEL.

20. >> I WILL NOT LET YOU HAVE THE JEWEL.

21. >> I'M NOT A DOG, ALTHOUGH I DO LIFT MY LEG TO PEE SOMETIMES.

22. >> YOU DO INDEED LOOK LIKE A DOG.

23. SIT, BOY.

24. ODDLY ENOUGH, I ALSO LIFT MY LEG TO PEE, ALTHOUGH YOU WOULDN'T

25. THINK SO.

26. >> NOW THAT WAS A GOOD EPISODE.

27. >> WAIT, IT'S OVER?

28. WHEN'S IT ON AGAIN?

29. >> AH, STUPID ADULT SWIM ONLY PLAYS IT ON SATURDAYS NOW.

30. >> WHAT?

31. I'M NOT WAITING A WHOLE

32. TOGETHER!

33. COME ON!

34. BEST BUY'S CLOSED.

35. MAYBE TARGET'S STILL OPEN.

36. >> DAD, YOU ARE SERIOUSLY WEIRDING ME OUT.

37. DAD, I WANT TO WATCH "GOSSIP GIRL."

38. >> SHH! "INUYASHA'S" ON!

39. >> I KNOW IT'S ON!

40. YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING THE DVDs FOR EIGHT HOURS!

41. >> HONEY, DID YOU GO TO WORK TODAY?

42. >> YEP.

43. >> NO, YOU DIDN'T!

44. >> I MEANT MY LIFE'S WORK.

45. >> DO YOU LIKE THE MEAT LOAF, DEAR?

46. >> I'M PRETENDING IT'S DEMON FOOD, SINCE I'M HALF-DEMON.

47. >> OH, BARRY.

48. >> CALL ME "INUYASHA."

49. >> YES, INUYASHA!

50. >> YEAH, KAGOME!

51. I'M GIVING IT TO YOU, KAGOME!

52. >> DO ME, INUYASHA!

53. >> OH, I'M DOING YOU, KAGOME!

54. >> >> HONEY, THE RED WINGS ARE ON.

55. >> DAD, PLEASE JUST LET ME WATCH "GOSSIP GIRL."

56. >> OOH, WHO'S THAT?

57. THAT GIRL?

58. SHOW.

59. >> AAH!

60. >> ... WITH TWO MINUTES LEFT...

61. >> AND DAD WINS.

62. >> I'M HUNGRY, GIVING TREE.

63. >> TAKE ONE OF MY APPLES, GARY.

64. >> THANKS.

65. IT'S HOT, TOO.

66. MM, A LITTLE — LITTLE TO THE

67. RIGHT.

68. I ASKED HER TO MARRY ME, AND SHE SAID YES, GIVING TREE.

69. WE ARE GONNA NEED A HOUSE.

70. >> PROBABLY.

71. >> SO, CAN I, YOU KNOW, LIKE, MAYBE, UH...

72. >> TAKE MY BRANCHES?

73. >> THANKS!

74. >> WAIT, THAT WAS A QUESTION, NOT A STATEMENT!

75. OH! THAT'S MY LEFT BRANCH!

76. THAT HURTS!

77. >> GIVING TREE, MY FAMILY HAS GROWN.

78. HOUSE.

79. >> AH, GOOD FOR YOU.

80. >> COME ON.

81. YOU'RE THE GIVING TREE.

82. >> YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S TRUE.

83. >> GREAT!

84. >> WELL, YOU SHOULD KNOW I'VE BEEN HAVING TERMITE PROBLEMS.

85. >> OH, REALLY?

86. >> YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW, MY

87. ANOTHER GIVING TREE.

88. >> OH, THANKS.

89. YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD GIVING TREE.

90. HEY, WHAT'S UP?

91. YOU'RE ANOTHER GIVING TREE?

92. I JUST WANT TO GET — OW!

93. PANTS?

94. >> DID I SAY GIVING TREE?

95. I MEANT RAPING TREE.

96. BUT I'M SURE HE'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING, LIKE A BIG, THICK

97. STICK UP YOUR FAT ASS.

98. >> OH, LOOK, KIDS.

99. LUCKY HAD A LITTER OF KITTENS.

100. >> MM. CONGRATULATIONS.

101. THE AFTERBIRTH?

102. >> AND NOW FOR THE WEATHER.

103. >> THUNDER!

104. THUNDER!

105. THUNDER!

106. >> AND NOW SPORTS.

107. >> SO, YOU SEE, NO ONE STABBED YOU IN THE VAGINA, PUNKY.

108. YOU'RE A WOMAN NOW.

109. ISN'T THAT EXCITING?

110. >> I GUESS IT IS, HENRY. THANKS.

111. >> WELL, I'LL BE IN MY ROOM WITH THE DOOR LOCKED.

112. >> I THOUGHT HE'D NEVER LEAVE!

113. ADVENTURE?

114. >> MM, NOT TODAY, GLOMER.

115. >> DON'T YOU WANT TO LOOK FOR

116. CLOUDS?

117. >> I'M NOT A LITTLE GIRL ANYMORE,

118. GLOMER.

119. MALL.

120. >> CAN I STAY OUT HERE?

121. IT'S DARK IN THE CLOSET.

122. >> HIDE IN YOUR CLOSET, GLOMER!

123. >> >> OH, MY GOD, AND DID YOU SEE

124. HOW RICKY LOOKED AT ME?

125. EEEEEE! HE'S SO CUTE!

126. >> PLEASE, PUNKY.

127. >> UGH! I'LL CALL YOU BACK.

128. WHAT?

129. >> IF I MAKE YOU A POT OF GOLD, CAN

130. I HAVE A GLASS OF WATER?

131. >> OH, MY GOD, THAT'S HIM!

132. >> SO HUNGRY.

133. >> AH, WHY AREN'T THEY GROWING?

134. >> PUNKY, IS THAT YOU?

135. >> RICKY SAID I WAS FLAT, GLOMER.

136. I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME BOOBS.

137. >> YOU KILLED ME, PUNKY.

138. I'LL NEVER SEE CHAUNDOON AGAIN.

139. I'M DYING.

140. >> NOT BEFORE YOU MAKE MY CHEST BIGGER!

141. YOU HEAR ME, GLOMER?

142. GLOMER!

143. >>

144. >> YES!

145. WAIT, WAIT, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

146. >> CHOKE ON IT, BITCH.

147. HENRY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-!

148. >> HI.

149. I'M LOOKING FOR MY BLIND DATE.

150. HE'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE A YELLOW FACE WITH A RED MASK.

151. SUPPOSED TO BE REALLY SEXY.

152. >> AHH, AN EVENING DEVOID OF NIGHTMARES AND DREAMSCAPES.

153. >> WELL, HEY THERE, KINGSY!

154. >> AAH! DEAN KOONTZ?

155. >> THAT'S ME.

156. CALIBER 'CAUSE OLD KOONTZY JUST

157. BOUGHT A PLACE DOWN THE ROAD.

158. OF COURSE, IT AIN'T QUITE AS

159. FOUNDATION'S A LITTLE CREAKY, DOESN'T REALLY HOLD WATER, BUT

160. SAME NEIGHBORHOOD, RIGHT?

161. OOH, GOT AN iPOD, EH?

162. ZUNE — ALMOST AS GOOD, NOT

163. QUITE AS WELL-REVIEWED, DOESN'T

164. iPOD DOES, BUT IT COSTS THE SAME, WHICH IS WEIRD.

165. >> YEAH.

166. >> ALWAYS ROOM FOR SECOND-BEST, I SAY.

167. SO, YOU GOT A CAR THAT LOOKS

168. JUST LIKE CHRISTINE?

169. BOOKS, BUT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT

170. ALL THAT.

171. QUITE AS FUN GETTING FROM "A" TO

172. "B," BUT IT'S AN EASY RIDE.

173. >> HOW DID YOU FIND OUT WHERE I LIVE?

174. >> HEY, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO A KOONTZY/KING COLLABO?

175. "KOONTZY AND KING" — THAT'S GOT A NICE RING TO IT.

176. >> THIS CONVERSATION'S OVER.

177. >> NOW, HOLD ON, KINGSY.

178. ABOUT THE ENDING.

179. I DON'T WANT THE KOONTZY/KING

180. FRICKIN' SPIDER.

181. >> OH, IT WON'T.

182. >> >> LOOKS LIKE YOUR EVIL CAR

183. KILLED ANOTHER ONE, MR. KING.

184. >> WHAT A TRAGEDY.

185. WE'VE LOST ONE OF AMERICA'S...

186. AUTHORS.

187. >>

188. THE SUPERNATURAL, RIGHT, OFFICERS?

189. >> OF COURSE, MR. KING.

190. HAVE A NICE DAY.

191. >> WELCOME TO "AMERICAN

192. BORDER."

193. OUR CONTESTANT TODAY IS PABLO.

194. FAR END, WELL, BROTHER, THEN YOU'VE MADE IT TO THE

195. UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

196. >> BUENO.

197. >> IS THE CONTESTANT READY?

198. >> Sí.

199. >> ARE THE GLADIATORS READY?

200. >> READY!

201. >> LET'S DO IT!

202. >> GO!

203. >> YOU HAD THIS COMING!

204. >> LET'S DO IT!

205. >> AY, MADRE DE DIOS.

206. >> I'M A PRO!

207. >> LET'S DO IT!

208. >> OHH!

209. HAY ESTALLADO.

210. >> LET'S DO IT!

211. >> OHH!

212. >> YEAH, DON'T THROW THAT BALL!

213. I DON'T PLAY FETCH, MAN!

214. >> I'M SORRY, AMIGO.

215. YOU FOUGHT WELL, BUT YOU JUST WEREN'T UP TO SNUFF AGAINST THE

216. AMERICAN GLADIATORS.

217. >> SI.

218. >> SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SEND YOU BACK HOME.

219. HASTA LUEGO.

220. BRING IT OUT, BOYS!

221. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW.

222. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON "AMERICAN GLADIATORS: CROSSING

223. THE BORDER."

224. >> >> I LOVE GEOGRAPHY DAY.

225. I GOT ITALY.

226. >> I GOT RUSSIA.

227. >> I GOT IRAQ.

228. >> A

229. THE SUMMER OF AUGHT NINE.

230. REMEMBER THINKING, "THAT IS THE

231. EVER SEEN."

232. NOT "HA HA" FUNNY, MORE

233. "STAB STAB" FUNNY.

234. >> WELCOME BACK TO ARKHAM'S TOP 40.

235. THE RIDDLER WRITES, "JOKER, CAN

236. 'WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?'"

237. WELL, RIDDLER, HERE'S YOUR DEATH-ROW

238. DEDICATION.

239. >> YES!

240. >> HE EVEN FOUND A WAY TO FOOL THE SODOMITES.

241. >> COME HERE, JOKER.

242. I'M GONNA FILL THAT BALLOON UP REAL GOOD.

243. >> AND DESPITE APPEARANCES, WE BECAME FRIENDS.

244. >> I HEAR YOU'RE A MAN WHO CAN GET THINGS.

245. >> WELL, THAT DEPENDS.

246. >> I NEED A LARGE POSTER OF PHYLLIS DILLER.

247. >> THAT MAY TAKE TIME.

248. >> TIME'S THE ONE THING I'VE GOT.

249. WELL, THAT AND DEMENTIA.

250. >> SCARECROW, CHECK.

251. TWO-FACE, CHECK.

252. JOKER...

253. JOKER, YOU BETTER BE SICK OR DEAD IN THERE, I YOU

254. NOT!

255. >> I REMEMBER THINKING IT WOULD TAKE A MAN 100 YEARS TO TUNNEL

256. OUT OF ARKHAM.

257. >> WHAT THE HELL?

258. >> THE JOKER DID IT IN JUST TWO DAYS.

259. CLEARLY, I GOTS TROUBLE WITH THE

260. MATH.

261. >> THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE THROUGH THE SEWER LINE, HUH, JOKER?

262. TAIL.

263. OH, IT SMELLS LIKE

264. "BATMAN FOREVER"!

265. >> SUCKER!

266. >> BUT WHAT WE DIDN'T KNOW WAS THAT THE JOKER HADN'T ACTUALLY

267. LEFT YET.

268. >> BUFFALO WINGS, DO YOUR THING.

269. >> UH, HELLO, THERE'S A MAN DOWN HERE.

270. PLEASE DON'T FLUSH ANYTHING FOR A WHILE.

271. >> OO-O-O-O-O-H-WEE!

272. FORGET ABOUT THE GREEN MILE!

273. TRY WALKING THE BROWN MILE!

274. >> OH, GOD! OH, GOD!

275. >> BATMAN CRAWLED THROUGH A

276. RIVER OF 500 YARDS LONG.

277. PING-PONG TABLES.

278. AGAIN, NOT SO GOOD WITH THE MATH.

279. I REMEMBER THINKING YOU'D HAVE

280. JOKE LIKE THAT ON THE BATMAN.

281. >> OH, COME ON!

282. >> THEN AGAIN, I REMEMBER

283. FUNNY.

284. BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! BAWK.

285. BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! BAWK.