Robot Chicken 4x2

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A contractor demonstrates the various death traps being built to protect a temple from intruders. Jason Voorhees gets ready for Friday the 13th. Wildman shares some summer fun tips with a group of kids. What happens when the Justice League struggle through "Bring a Sidekick to Work Day?"

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> THIS IS WHERE IT WILL ALL START, AND THE FIRST THING THEY

3. RUN INTO — SPIDERS!

4. >> HOW MUCH DID THESE COST?

5. >> NO, NO, NO!

6. THEY'RE INDIGENOUS SPIDERS!

7. THEY'RE FREE!

8. OKAY, KEEP GOING.

9. LOOK AT THIS!

10. HUH?

11. LIGHT.

12. ANYTHING TOUCHES IT, WHAT COULD HAPPEN?

13. YAH-HA-HA!

14. SPEAR THROUGH THE FACE!

15. >> IT'S THE DEVIL'S MAGIC!

16. >> NO, NO, NO, NO.

17. IT'S JUST NALUMU OVER HERE.

18. OKAY, KEEP GOING.

19. OH, UH, ANYWAY, THIS IS THE STANDARD PIT TRAP.

20. FOR AMBIENCE, SHOULDN'T REALLY

21. FOOL ANYONE.

22. EXCEPT FOR HERNANDO, APPARENTLY.

23. EXCUSE ME. GUYS!

24. WENT IN.

25. >> HA HA!

26. KNEW THAT WAS COMING.

27. >> NOT THE BRIGHTEST BULB.

28. HIS SISTER KNEW A GUY.

29. MOVING ON.

30. HERE, BUT, COME ON, SERIOUSLY —

31. "OOH! SNAKES!" WHO DOES THAT?

32. THIS IS WAY BETTER.

33. TRY TO CROSS, BUT BE CAREFUL!

34. DON'T STEP ON THE WRONG STONE!

35. >> IT HITS ME WITH A PUFF OF AIR?

36. >> NO, NO, NO — DARTS!

37. LOTS AND LOTS OF DARTS!

38. BOO-BOO-BOO-BAH-BAH-BAH!

39. AND WE'RE GONNA CARVE ANGRY

40. LIKE THEY'RE SPITTING THE DARTS!

41. LIKE THIS — PUH!

42. ANGRY. PUH! PUH-PUH-PUH-PUH!

43. IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.

44. THIS MAY BE MY BEST WORK YET.

45. >> HOW MANY DARTS YOU GONNA PUT IN THERE?

46. >> UH, 200?

47. >> 200?

48. >> I MEAN, THEY COME IN A BOX OF 100, SO...

49. >> 200?

50. A FLOOR PLATE?

51. HUH?

52. A WEIGHT MECHANISM, RIGHT?

53. CONNECTION COILS TO THE WALL.

54. YOU SAID IT — "THE DART.

55. 200 DARTS."

56. THE DART POISON, 200 DART POISONS, AND THE DART-FIRING

57. MECHANISM.

58. I SUPPOSE 200 OF THOSE, TOO!

59. DAMN IT, MAN!

60. ALL I WANTED WERE SNAKES!

61. >> BUT — B-B-B-B-B-BUT...

62. CHECK THIS OUT.

63. >> AND IS THAT OUR GOD...

64. ANYTHING?

65. >> HANG ON, HANG ON.

66. >> HOLY, MAN!

67. >> SEEMINGLY, SEEMINGLY.

68. TRIGGER, SO IF YOU TAKE THE

69. IDOL, DOWN THIS GOES, AND THEN THE WHOLE PLACE — KABOOM!

70. >> OKAY, BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE

71. SOMETHING OF EQUAL WEIGHT?

72. >>

73. WEIGHT IS WITHOUT PICKING IT UP?

74. I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER GUESSED A JAR OF JELLY BEANS, HUH?

75. "IS THAT A 1,000 IN THERE OR 100,000?"

76. "NOPE! WAY LESS!" PROBABLY 422 OR SOMETHING!

77. YOU CAN'T KNOW!

78. >>

79. BOULDER?

80. >> YOU BET YOUR ASS THAT'S A GIANT BOULDER!

81. IT'LL COME ROLLING DOWN AND CHASE THEM!

82. >> WHAT IF THEY DON'T RUN?

83. >> WOULDN'T YOU RUN?

84. BESIDES, THEY'D BE TRAPPED

85. ENTRANCE.

86. >> WHAT IF THEY HAD A FRIEND

87. OUT?

88. >> WHO'S GONNA THINK OF THAT IN ADVANCE?

89. "HEY, MAYBE WE SHOULD PACK SOME

90. AFTER ME."

91. >> I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THE BOULDER, ALL RIGHT?

92. >> OKAY, THE BOULDER TIES IT ALL TOGETHER!

93. OKAY, LOOK, LOOK.

94. SALT ACID TRAP IN HAMUNAPTRA,

95. EGYPT, RIGHT?

96. YOU LOVED IT.

97. ASTORIA, OREGON?

98. TRUST ME!

99. THIS IS MY THING, DUDE!

100. THIS ONE FOR YEARS!

101. >> ALL RIGHT.

102. LET'S GIVE IT A TRY, HUH?

103. >> GUYS!

104. WE GOT THE BOULDER!

105. >> OH-HO-HO!

106. WELL, I GUESS IT'S ABOUT THAT

107. FIRED FROM THE ZOO.

108. >> WELL, I THINK IF WE CAN GET JUST 15% MORE — WHOOP!

109. OH!

110. >> OH, NO!

111. >> MOVE THE TRAIN!

112. >> NO, IT'LL KILL HIM!

113. THE SECOND WE MOVE THIS TRAIN, THE PRESSURE WILL BE RELEASED,

114. AND HIS ORGANS WILL RUPTURE!

115. >> THEN DON'T MOVE THE TRAIN!

116. >> IT'S ME.

117. I'M STILL GONNA BE LATE TO THAT MEETING.

118. >> ALL RIGHT, LISTEN...

119. >> >> ♪ HIS ORGANS SQUISHED UP

120. HMM, MMM.

121. OOH!

122. UGHH!

123. HMM.

124. UGHH!

125. OH.

126. YEAH.

127. OOH.

128. >> AAH!

129. >> AAH!

130. >> AAH!

131. >> AAH!

132. >> OOH HOO HOO HOO!

133. OOH.

134. HMM.

135. >> YOUR KISS, YOUR KISS IS ON MY LIST.

136. >> >> DOING YOU UP THE BUTT —

137. THAT'S ON MY LIST.

138. >> IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE!

139. WHY DON'T YOU KIDS GO SWIMMING?

140. >> NO WAY!

141. WE'RE ON LEVEL 25!

142. IT'S TOTALLY COOL!

143. >> WHAT ABOUT SUNSHINE?

144. SUNSHINE'S COOL.

145. >> AW, MOM.

146. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT "COOL" IS!

147. >> NO, BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES!

148. >> A-A-A-ALL RIGHT!

149. >> All: WILD MAN!

150. >> ARE YOU READY TO GET WILD?

151. >> All: YEAH!

152. >> I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

153. >> All: YEAH!

154. >> THEN I'LL MEET YOU AT THE PUBLIC POOL!

155. YEAH!

156. OHHHH, YEAH!

157. >> All: WILD MAN!

158. >> REMEMBER, KIDS, WILD MAN SAYS

159. CROSSWALK!

160. >> THANKS, WILD MAN!

161. >> OHHH, YEAH!

162. YEAH!

163. WILD MAN SAYS DRINK SIX 8-OUNCE

164. OR EQUIVALENT — A DAY!

165. >> YEAH!

166. A-ALL RIGHT, THANKS...

167. WILD MAN.

168. >> NOT SO FAST, KIDS!

169. WATER!

170. >> YEAH.

171. THAT'S NOT ALL THAT WILD.

172. >> WILD MAN SAYS NO SPLASHING!

173. "NO RUNNING" SIGNS!

174. THAN 12 FEET OF WATER!

175. FIRST SIGN OF PRUNING!

176. HUAH-YEAH!

177. HUAH-YEAH!

178. HUAH-YEAH!

179. >> I WANT TO GO TO BED.

180. >> WANT TO SEE HOW THE WILD MAN BRUSHES HIS TEETH?

181. >> LEAVE US ALONE!

182. >> WILD MAN OVER AND OUT!

183. AND REMEMBER, WILD MAN KNOWS

184. NEVER TWO DUDES!

185. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

186. >> YUH-YUH-YUH-YUH-YUH-YUH-YUH- YE-E-E-E-E-E-AH!

187. YUH-YUH-YUH-YUH-YUH-YUH-YUH!

188. >> "BRING A SIDEKICK TO WORK" DAY LOOKS LIKE A BIG SUCCESS.

189. >> SO, UM, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS PART OF THE ARROW IS CALLED?

190. >> LET'S SEE.

191. THAT'S THE SHAFT.

192. >> YEAH, RIGHT, THE SHAFT.

193. AND, UH... I DON'T KNOW.

194. HOW ABOUT THIS PART?

195. >> UH, THAT'S THE TIP.

196. >> THAT'S THE TIP! RIGHT.

197. THESE IN?

198. >> WELL, I GUESS I WOULD POLISH THE SHAFT AND THEN THE TIP.

199. >> DAMN RIGHT YOU WOULD.

200. OW! SORRY.

201. >> OH, GEEZ.

202. MARTIAN MANHUNTER'S DOING THE INVISIBLE-SIDEKICK THING AGAIN.

203. >> CARE FOR A SODA, MARTIAN BOYHUNTER?

204. AGAIN.

205. KIDS, RIGHT?

206. >> SO, YOU'RE THE LATEST AQUALAD, EH?

207. >> THERE WAS ANOTHER AQUALAD BEFORE ME?

208. >> YEAH!

209. PUNCH!

210. >> >> KICK!

211. >> >> ELBOW!

212. >> >> YEAH!

213. >> WOW! WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT

214. AQUALAD?

215. >> UH...

216. >> OH, GOD, WHY?

217. WHY?

218. WHY IS THERE NO TARTAR SAUCE?

219. >> SPEEDY, YOU BETTER NOT.

220. >> SHUT UP, PIGEON.

221. THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!

222. >> AND?

223. >> WITH OUR J.L.A. SURVEILLANCE TECHNOLOGY, WE CAN MONITOR

224. ANYONE ANYWHERE AT ANY TIME.

225. >> HEY! HA HA! THAT'S MY MY MOM!

226. >> SCORE! >> AAH!

227. >> YOU YOUNG HEROES ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN MERE SIDEKICKS.

228. YOU'RE THE FUTURE OF THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA.

229. AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF PRIDE.

230. >> WHOA!

231. >>

232. >> GIVE ME THOSE, YOU LITTLE STAIN!

233. >> I AM VERY, VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BOY.

234. Super-speed high five.

235. >> BYE!

236. >> THANKS FOR COMING!

237. >> WE'LL MISS YOU GUYS!

238. >> STUDY HARD!

239. >> BYE-BYE!

240. >> SEE YOU LATER!

241. >> WHAT HAPPENED?

242. >> IT WASN'T ME!

243. MARTIAN BOYHUNTER DID IT!

244. OHHH! NO! STOP!

245. AAH!

246. COME ON!

247. >> DOUCHES.

248. BA-GAWK! BAWK.