Robot Chicken 4x19

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The creators imagine the origin of the Wuzzles, what Cloverfield's real intention was, a new spin on Hitchcock's Rear Window, plus a super sappy season ender.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> AND I WORRY ABOUT WHERE THIS CULTURE IS HEADING.

4. >> SHUT UP, YOU OLD BITCH!

5. >> BUT WHY EARTH, JOR-EL?

6. THEY'RE THOUSANDS OF YEARS BEHIND US.

7. >> HE WILL NEED THAT ADVANTAGE.

8. AND I WILL INSTRUCT HIM, GUIDE HIM, SEE MY LIFE THROUGH HIS

9. MINE.

10. GOODBYE, MY SON.

11. AND FOR SOME REASON, THEY PUT THE BIG FORK ON THE INSIDE, NEXT

12. TO THE SALAD FORK.

13. DISCUSSED LATER ON IN CHAPTER 9.

14. CHAPTER 42 — TIPPING.

15. THIS IS OPEN TO DEBATE, AND THERE'S NO REAL RIGHT ANSWER.

16. BUT THE CONSENSUS IS 15% TO 20%.

17. AND THEN, OF COURSE, THERE'S THE "DIRTY SANCHEZ."

18. MOVE ON KRYPTON, AND FROM WHAT I

19. CAN TELL, THEY HAVE IT ON EARTH, AS WELL.

20. TO CONTINUE, FLIP TO SIDE "B."

21. GOOD LUCK, MY SON.

22. IF I'VE CALCULATED CORRECTLY,

23. 12 GALAXIES TO LAND IN A SMALL TOWN IN KANSAS, NEAR A ROAD

24. >> I LOVE BEING A WUZZLE!

25. ONCE!

26. TAKE ME — I'M A BUMBLEBEE AND A LION!

27. >> AND I'M AN ELEPHANT AND A KANGAROO.

28. >> YOU KNOW WHAT GROSSES ME OUT, BUMBLELION?

29. HOW'D YOUR PARENTS GET TOGETHER?

30. >> OW! WHAT THE HELL?

31. YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST STING ME, YOU LITTLE BUMBLEBEE?

32. WOW, YOU'RE CUTE, LITTLE BUMBLEBEE.

33. HUH, LITTLE CUTIE. COME HERE.

34. OH, YEAH.

35. OUCH, OHH, OUCH, OHH, OW!

36. STING ME IN THE HOLE! OW!

37. STING ME IN THE HOLE! OUCH!

38. STING ME IN THE HOLE! OUCH!

39. >> UGH!

40. I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.

41. WHAT ABOUT YOU, ELEROO?

42. >> NOW, THIS MIGHT HURT A LITTLE.

43. >> UGH!

44. HOW ABOUT YOU, DONKEYHUMAN?

45. >> EEEE-AWWWW!

46. >> ACTUALLY, I DON'T WANT TO

47. KNOW.

48. >> UM, ME NEITHER.

49. UM, YEAH, I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD.

50. >> WE'RE GONNA MISS YOU WHEN YOU'RE IN JAPAN, JOSH!

51. >> YEAH! WHICH ONE'S JOSH?

52. LIKE THE SAME GENERIC DOUCHE.

53. >> WOW, THAT IS REALLY TASTELESS.

54. >> UH, IT'S ONLY BEEN EIGHT YEARS SINCE 9/11, FOR GOD'S

55. SAKE!

56. >> WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, BRO?

57. MAN! CAN ANYBODY ANSWER THAT?

58. WHAT IS THAT MONSTER THINKING?

59. >> >> BOO! WAY TOO SOON, DUDE!

60. >> TERRIBLE TASTE, MAN!

61. >> BOO! TOO SOON!

62. >>

63. >> BOO!

64. >> AW, YOU SAD BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING TO SMASH HERE?

65. WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE IT WAS ALREADY SMASHED!

66. BY PEOPLE WHO HATE OUR FREEDOM!

67. SO WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE IS VERY, VERY OFFENSIVE!

68. >> WHAT'S IT DOING?

69. >> IT'S DESECRATING THE SITE!

70. >> NO, LOOK!

71. IT'S DOING SOMETHING ELSE!

72. >> HEY, "CLOVERFIELD" MONSTER!

73. >> AHHHHHHH!

74. >> I'LL TAKE THAT ONE.

75. >> WOW! ERIN ESURANCE!

76. >> THAT'S RIGHT!

77. NEEDS, ALL ONLINE!

78. JUST QUOTE...

79. BUY...

80. AND PRINT!

81. WITH ESURANCE, YOU'RE ALWAYS COVERED!

82. >> HEY, WHAT ARE YOU —

83. >> OH, SORRY, YOU HAVE A FOUR-BULLET DEDUCTIBLE.

84. >> I HAVE A WHAT?

85. >> YOU KEPT YOUR MONTHLY PREMIUM

86. DEDUCTIBLE.

87. IT'S A RISK YOU HAD TO WEIGH UP FRONT.

88. >> AAAAAAH!

89. I WANT TO CHANGE MY POLICY!

90. >> NO PROBLEM!

91. EFFECT THE FIRST OF THE MONTH!

92. >> OHHHHH!

93. >> THAT'S FOUR BULLETS!

94. TODAY?

95. WELL, YOU'RE ALSO COVERED BY OUR AWESOME LIFE INSURANCE, SO YOUR

96. WINDFALL...

97. OR SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN, IF YOU HADN'T MISSED YOUR FEBRUARY

98. PAYMENT.

99. >> IT'S YOUR GREATEST FEAR.

100. IT FILLS YOU WITH DREAD.

101. >> AAAAAAAAH!

102. >> YOU FIND YOURSELF SCREAMING...

103. "WHO CAN I CALL TO FIX THIS DRAIN?"

104. EARL MCGARRY, THAT'S WHO!

105. HE DOESN'T ASK QUESTIONS.

106. >> HERE'S YOUR PROBLEM!

107. BLOOD IN HERE.

108. TRIVIA FACT — THAT'S HOW MUCH THE HUMAN BODY HOLDS!

109. >> HE'S EXPERIENCED!

110. >> HERE'S YOUR PROBLEM.

111. YOU'VE GOT A GHOULIE IN HERE.

112. >> AND HE KNOWS HIS STUFF!

113. >> HERE'S YOUR PROBLEM.

114. YOU GOT GLENN CLOSE IN HERE!

115. >> NOT BONDED BY THE STATE.

116. >> COACH, WHY DO GIRLS HAVE TO PLAY WITH A BALL THAT'S TWICE

117. THE SIZE OF A NORMAL BASEBALL?

118. >> BECAUSE GIRLS AREN'T VERY STRONG OR COORDINATED.

119. >> THIS SUMMER, ACTION HERO

120. "REAR WINDOW 2."

121. >> CONFINED TO THE DAMN WHEELCHAIR.

122. THIS ISN'T ME.

123. BABE-A-PALOOZA.

124. HOT... DIGGITY DOG.

125. UH-HUH. YEAH. DO IT RIGHT.

126. OH, WOW. THAT'S... NOT GOOD.

127. LET'S ROLL.

128. HOW'S THAT FOR HANDICAP ACCESS?

129. OH, WAIT, THERE'S SOMETHING ON MY SHOE — YOUR FACE, HYAH!

130. >>

131. >> OUT OF MY WAY, FAT MAN!

132. >> AHH!

133. >> HEY, KID.

134. KEEP IT "WHEEL."

135. >>

136. "'HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION,' BY BOBBY McCORMICK."

137. >> AAH!

138. YOU'RE DEAD MEAT, DORKWAD!

139. >> OOH-EE-OOH!

140. >> I'M JASON CHAMBERS.

141. WEDGIE, BUT TODAY ON

142. "HUMAN WEAPON," WE REVEAL THE

143. BRAZILIAN COVERED WAGON.

144. THIS IS "HUMAN WEAPON."

145. OPPONENT'S UNDERWEAR AND PULLS DIRECTLY BACKWARD.

146. >> YEEEOWWWW!

147. >> THIS MOVE MAXIMIZES THE

148. FOR THE UPWARD THRUST.

149. LASTLY, A FORWARD CURVING

150. THE OPPONENT'S FOREHEAD, DRAWING HIS HEAD BACK IN A PAINFUL ARCH.

151. HA HA!

152. STRENGTH ON THOSE BVDs, AND THAT

153. NERD'S NECK WOULD SNAP.

154. HA HA!

155. I TRULY, TRULY HATE NERDS.

156. >> DID SOME MOTHER CALL FOR A SAPPY SONG?

157. BECAUSE Y'ALL GOT THE DAMN EXPERT.

158. [ To the tune of "What a

159. Wonderful World" ] ♪ YOU SAW SMURFS FIGHTING

160. >> ♪ I SAW LOTS OF BOOBIES ♪ ♪ AND ALMOST GOT LAID,

161. >> AW, SNAP, NOW I GOT FELINE AIDS!

162. HOLLA!

163. >> ♪ AND TO SUMMARIZE THINGS ♪ ♪ SEASON FOUR WAS OFF THE

164. CHAIN ♪ >> ♪ WE SAW GELFLINGS DROPPING

165. RHYMES ♪ AND IT WAS SO AWESOME!

166. >> ♪ ALL THE TEARS I'VE CRIED ♪ >> ♪ I FOUGHT THE TERMINATOR

167. PUPPY! ♪ >> ♪ AND I COGNITIVELY PROCESS

168. TALKIN' ABOUT KARATE ON THAT ASS.

169. >> ♪ THERE WAS VIOLENCE GALORE ♪ >> ♪ FART JOKES, THERE WERE

170. LOTS ♪ >>

171. >> ♪ THERE WERE 50 NUT SHOTS ♪ >> ♪ AND I'M TELEPATHICALLY

172. SMOKED YOU ALL OVER THE FACE ♪ >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

173. PRESIDENT OF ADULT SWIM, MIKE LAZZO.

174. >> OH!

175. MAN! OHH!

176. OH, BY THE WAY, YOU'RE CANCELED.

177. F.Y.I.

178. >> HONEY, SELL THE TIME SHARE!

179. SELL THE TIME SHARE!