Robot Chicken 4x16

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Batman gets a new look at Two Face, G.I. Joe celebrate their years in service, the creators imagine what the next Traveling Pants movie might look like, plus a new Dark Crystal for the next generation.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> NO, NO, NO, NO.

4. FIRST.

5. >> WHAT? WHY?

6. >> THOSE PLASTIC THINGS KILL TURTLES.

7. >> OH, GOSH. RIGHT. OKAY.

8. OH, DON'T KILL THE TURTLES.

9. >> GRR!

10. >> GRR!

11. >> OUR CEREAL SALES ARE WAY DOWN.

12. WHAT DO WE DO?

13. >> I'VE GOT FOUR WORDS FOR

14. EXCLAMATION POINT!

15. THROUGH THE ROOF!

16. WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?

17. >> WELL, FOR FRUIT MONSTER, HOW

18. "TWO BERRIES, ONE CUP"?

19. I PUT TOGETHER A ROUGH DEMO.

20. ROLL IT!

21. >>

22. >> >>

23. >> THERE YOU GO.

24. >> SIR, THIS ISN'T A SPERM BANK.

25. IT'S A BLOOD BANK.

26. >> THEN HOW DID YOU EXPECT ME TO FILL THE CUP?

27. >> I FOLLOWED YOU TO THIS HOT-CHOCOLATE FACTORY, TWO-FACE.

28. AND THIS TIME, I'M BRINGING YOU DOWN.

29. >> NOT SO FAST, BATMAN.

30. COIN.

31. HEADS, YOU LIVE.

32. TAILS, YOU DIE.

33. OH, DEATH.

34. >> AAH!

35. >> I'M SORRY, HARVEY.

36. >> DON'T CALL ME HARVEY.

37. CALL ME BY MY NEW NAME.

38. THREE-FACE!

39. THIS IS MY THREE-SIDED DIE.

40. ONE, YOU LIVE.

41. TWO, YOU DIE.

42. THREE, WE DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE TOGETHER.

43. AHA.

44. LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA THREE-SIDED DIE!

45. WATCH OUT FOR THAT BLEACH!

46. THREE-FACE, I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE HOSPITAL.

47. >> CALL ME BY MY REAL NAME — FOUR-FACE!

48. I'M HOLDING FOUR STRAWS IN MY HAND.

49. IF YOU CHOOSE THE SHORTEST ONE, YOU DIE.

50. IF YOU CHOOSE THE LONGEST ONE, YOU LIVE.

51. CHOCOLATE TOGETHER.

52. >> ALL RIGHT, FOUR-FACE.

53. I'LL PLAY YOUR GAME.

54. >> OH. OOH.

55. CHOCOLATE.

56. >> THE SOUP'S NOT BAD, EITHER.

57. >> OH, YEAH? CAN I TRY SOME?

58. >> WAIT, HARVEY, NO!

59. >> AAH!

60. >> 20 YEARS OF SERVICE.

61. >> SINCE YOU'RE A CHEF AND BLACK, WE GOT YOU THIS CHOCOLATE

62. STATUE.

63. >> THE BEST GIFT OF ALL IS YOUR SMILING FACES.

64. BUT THANKS FOR THE GIFT THAT'S MILDLY RACIST.

65. WHAT'S GOING ON?

66. >> I THINK YOUR STUPID DOG ATE ROADBLOCK'S STATUE.

67. >> DOGS CAN'T EAT CHOCOLATE.

68. >>

69. >> OH, NO.

70. >> NEITHER DEATH NOR LIFE NOR

71. IN CHRIST JESUS, OUR LORD.

72. >> All: YO, JOE.

73. >> OH, THANK YOU, DUKE.

74. REAL — REAL PRETTY.

75. >> COME ON, MUTT!

76. LET'S GET JUNKYARD'S ASHES SPREAD.

77. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

78. >> YEAH.

79. YEAH, J-JUNKYARD ALWAYS LOVED RUNNING ON THE BEACH.

80. JUNKYARD!

81. >> OH!

82. >> OH, SORRY, BOSS!

83. I THOUGHT THAT'D GO WAY DIFFERENT!

84. >> WELL, ANYWAY, IT'S NOW WITH

85. JUNKYARD'S NAME TO G.I. JOE'S WALL OF FALLEN HEROES.

86. WOW!

87. HOO!

88. ONLY ONE NAME?

89. HEY, DIDN'T LIFT-TICKET GET SHOT DOWN LAST YEAR?

90. >> I PARACHUTED TO SAFETY!

91. >> OH, RIGHT. RIGHT.

92. DARN.

93. LASER, THOUGH.

94. DIDN'T ANYBODY GET SHOT BY A LASER?

95. ANYBODY?

96. SHOT?

97. HUH.

98. WELL, I BET COBRA'S WALL'S FREAKIN' FULL OF NAMES!

99. AM I RIGHT, JOES?

100. >> All: YO, JOE!

101. >> HMM.

102. MM-HMM.

103. AH, WE NEED MORE NAMES!

104. YOU! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

105. >> WILSON, SIR!

106. >> AND THERE'S ONE FOR THE WALL.

107. >> DON'T WORRY.

108. I-I'M OKAY!

109. I'M JUST A LITTLE — >> POW!

110. >> JETSON!

111. DID YOU FINISH THAT REPORT?

112. >> RIGHT HERE IN MY BRIEFCASE, MR. SPACELY.

113. >> JETSON!

114. >> WHO WANTS A RIBBED POODLE?

115. >> YOU SAW THEM IN "SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS" AND

116. "SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS 2."

117. NOW IN A BREAKOUT ROLE, THE

118. "ZIP IT UP!" HE'S A CITY COP, AND HIS NEW

119. PARTNER, BRUCE WILLIS, DOESN'T LIKE PANTS.

120. >> A PAIR OF PANTS KILLED MY UNCLE.

121. >> AND THEY'VE GOT TO TAKE DOWN A SWEATSHOP SYNDICATE TOGETHER.

122. >> YAH!

123. >> AAH!

124. >> AND IN THE END —

125. >> HEY.

126. >> AND IN THE END, THEY'LL MAKE

127. A PERFECT PAIR.

128. >> IT'S A GOOD FIT.

129. >> GET READY TO TRAVEL ON THE JOURNEY OF A LIFETIME, AND BE

130. SURE TO COME IN YOUR PANTS.

131. >> >> GOD BLESS YOU.

132. >> AAH! DARN IT!

133. >> OUR "DARK CRYSTAL" SEQUEL IS DOOMED!

134. >> WELL, IT'S BEEN IN DEVELOPMENT HELL FOR YEARS.

135. NOW THEATERS DON'T EVEN WANT IT.

136. >> WE NEED A BRAND-NEW TAKE,

137. SEE A MOVIE ABOUT PUPPETS.

138. >> YO, WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY!

139. THIS IS LIL' JEN, A.K.A.

140. M.C. GELFLING!

141. I'M ABOUT TO TAKE YOU ON A LITTLE JOURNEY.

142. RAISE UP YOUR GLASSES, Y'ALL,

143. THE DARK CRISTAL.

144. WITH A TEK, BOTTLE GOT WRECKED ♪ ♪ IT SPLIT TWO DIFFERENT RACES

145. TO TWO DIFFERENT PLACES ♪ ♪ THE SKEKSIS HEADED WEST WITH

146. THEIR CREEPY DEAD-BIRD FACES ♪

147. >> ♪ HUM ♪

148. >> AH, YEAH.

149. THAT SOUND GOOD RIGHT THERE.

150. C-R-I-S TO THE T-A-L ♪ ♪ FULL THROTTLE, FIX THE BOTTLE

151. WHOA!

152. >> WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL?

153. ASSHOLES ♪ ♪ I PUT THE CRACKED SHARD OF THE

154. >> ♪ THAT'S THE END OF THE DARK

155. CRISTAL ♪ >> HOs!

156. >> WELL, WE FAILED YOU, JIM.

157. >> SWEET RELIEF!

158. BA-GAWK! BAWK.

159. >> YEAH! CHOCOLATE TASTES GREAT!

160. >> SPARKY WANTS SOME, TOO!

161. >> NO!

162. CHOCOLATE CONTAINS THEOBROMINE, WHICH IS TOXIC TO DOGS!

163. >> BUT SPARKY SEEMS FINE.

164. HE WANTS SOME MORE.

165. >> WELL, THIS ISN'T CHOCOLATE.

166. THIS IS CAROB.

167. >> HUH?

168. >> YOUR DOG'S FINE, BUT YOUR MOM IS A FILTHY HIPPIE.

169. >> NOW WE KNOW!

170. >> WHATEVER.