Robot Chicken 4x13

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Superman takes it all off, meet the original Dukes of Hazzard, the creators imagine what the new Wii might look like and things come to blows when the Smurfs take on the Snorks.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> IT'S ALIVE!

4. >> OH, NO, GOT AN EYELASH!

5. UGH!

6. OH, MAN, IT'S IN MY EYE!

7. UGH!

8. OH, IT HURTS LIKE HELL!

9. I CAN'T GET IT — UH-OH.

10. YEAH, THAT'S STUCK IN THERE.

11. >> OH, I'M SORRY, OFFICER.

12. >>

13. >> WAY TO GO, CHAMP!

14. THAT WAS A GREAT SHOT!

15. >> COME ON, SON!

16. ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?

17. GAME!

18. DEAD FROM THE PLAGUE ♪ >> A-WHOOPIE!

19. >> I DON'T KNOW.

20. SEEMS LIKE CHEATIN'.

21. >> WELL, SHOULD WE THROW IT BACK?

22. >> LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU COME UP WITH, FELLAS!

23. >> THANK YOU, MY LIBERTARIAN FRIENDS, FOR MAKING US YOUR

24. UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

25. >> 1984 IS THE YEAR OF THE LIBERTARIAN PARTY!

26. WE WILL BE CHAMPIONS!

27. >> YES, UNFORTUNATELY, THE ROCK BAND QUEEN WON'T LET US PLAY

28. THEIR HIT "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS," BUT ENJOY THIS

29. SOUNDALIKE, WHICH WE WILL PLAY IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

30. >> FOUR YEARS AGO, I SAID WE WOULD BE CHAMPIONS!

31. HOW WRONG I WAS.

32. RONALD REAGAN SOUNDLY BEAT US.

33. >> IN FACT, WE RECEIVED LESS THAN 1% OF 1% OF THE VOTE.

34. >> BUT IT IS 1988, AND THE

35. LIKE A FAMILY!

36. >> WE ARE FAMILY!

37. WE ARE FAMILY!

38. >> DON'T WORRY, SISTER SLEDGE.

39. "WE ARE FAMILY."

40. IT'S SOMETHING BETTER.

41. >> FOUR YEARS AGO, WE ASKED AMERICA TO JOIN OUR FAMILY.

42. AMERICA SAID NO.

43. >> SO WE DECIDED TO MAKE LOVING FAMILIES OF OUR OWN.

44. THE LOVE TRAIN?

45. >> SADLY, THE O'JAYS WON'T LET

46. "LOVE TRAIN."

47. >> EVEN THOUGH IT EXPRESSES

48. FOR.

49. >> NEXT STOP, THE WHITE HOUSE!

50. >> TOOT TOOT!

51. ALL ABOARD!

52. >> ♪ RIDE THE FRIEND CHOO-CHOO ♪ >> WELL, SADLY, NOT A SINGLE

53. FRIENDSHIP CHOO-CHOO.

54. WORSE, DESPITE USING THE SOUNDALIKE, THE O'JAYS STILL

55. SUED US.

56. >> AND DURING THE 16-YEAR LEGAL BATTLE, UNSAVORY PRIVATE MATTERS

57. WERE REVEALED, RESULTING IN THE

58. MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE, JEANETTE.

59. >> MY WIFE, SARAH, ALSO COMMITTED SUICIDE.

60. BUT, UH, THAT WAS UNRELATED TO THE TRIAL.

61. >> THESE TRAGEDIES TAUGHT US THAT LIFE, LIKE VOTING FOR A

62. THIRD PARTY, ARE ULTIMATELY MEANINGLESS.

63. >> SO I-IN THE END, ALL WE, THE LIBERTARIAN PARTY, ARE IS DUST

64. IN THE WIND!

65. >> DUT! DUT! DUT! DUT! DUT!

66. >> I MEAN, ALL OF US IS AIRBORNE MINI DIRT.

67. >> AIRBORNE MINI DIRT, Y'ALL!

68. >> SO, AS YOU CAN SEE, THE

69. THE IMAGINARY NUMBER "I."

70. >> I DON'T GET IT.

71. OH, NOW I GE— >>

72. >> CLARK! IT'S ME — LOIS!

73. OH, MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

74. >> GIVE ME YOUR BOOBS.

75. >> UGH!

76. >> THEY'RE IN YOUR HEAD IF YOU

77. ACUTES IF YOU'RE BOUND TO FIND THEM, 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO

78. PREVALENT.

79. I'M MADE OF CHOCOLATE!

80. >> OH, WHILLIKERS, MR. KENT!

81. YOU LOOK AWFUL!

82. LET'S GET YOU HOME.

83. >> YOU BETTER DRINK UP, FISHES,

84. 'CAUSE YOU NEED TO BE DRINKING!

85. >> UH-OH, LOOKS LIKE CLARK WAS EXPOSED TO SOME RED KRYPTONITE.

86. I BETTER — HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

87. OH, HEY, THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN.

88. SAY, WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO WITH

89. TURN SUPER?

90. >> MINE DISAPPEAR WHEN I SPIN AROUND.

91. >> MINE JUST GO INTO MY RING.

92. >> UH, I DON'T KNOW.

93. I JUST DROP MINE IN THE STREET, I GUESS.

94. I'M SAVING LIVES!

95. >> HMM.

96. I THOUGHT SO.

97. >> EW!

98. >> THE LEADER OF THE BAND!

99. >> HIS BLOOD RUNS THROUGH MY INSTRUMENTS!

100. >> THIS IS BORING!

101. >> BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE!

102. WII FIT GAME, "HUMPING ROBOT."

103. >> WOW!

104. AWESOME!

105. >> CAN I PLAY?

106. >> SURE!

107. >> IT'S FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.

108. >> AAH!

109. I WANT TO PLAY.

110. >> "HUMPING ROBOT" FOR WII FIT.

111. GET YOUR COPY TODAY.

112. PELVIS.

113. >> OKAY, OUR LEAD STORY IS THE ZONING-COMMISSION SCANDAL.

114. NEXT UP, METRO SECTION.

115. KENT, WHAT DO YOU GOT?

116. >> THE JEFFERSONS ARE ON SATURN!

117. THE ROBOT'S IN THE FOREGROUND IN MY HEAD, SCREAMING!

118. >> GOOD. GO WITH THAT.

119. >> WHO SAYS HOMELESS PEOPLE ARE USELESS?

120. UP, UP, AND AWAY.

121. >> EXCUSE ME, FROG.

122. RIVER?

123. I COULD RIDE ON YOUR BACK.

124. >> OH, BUT YOU'RE A SCORPION.

125. YOU'LL STING ME!

126. >> NO!

127. WE'D BOTH DROWN.

128. WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

129. >> HMM.

130. OKAY!

131. >> IT'S IN MY NATURE!

132. >> YOU!

133. >> OW! YOU SHOT ME!

134. >> BLOWING YOUR BRAINS OUT IS MY NATURE!

135. >> RELAX! WE MADE IT! CHILL!

136. >> CHILL THIS, ASSHOLE!

137. >> EXCUSE ME, SIR, MIGHT YOU

138. ACROSS?

139. ASS OR ANYTHING.

140. BUT WHY?

141. >> IT'S IN MY NATURE.

142. >> UGH!

143. SMURFBERRIES.

144. FLUME.

145. HUH, WONDER WHO THE PAGE-THREE GIRL IS.

146. GEE, SMURFETTE.

147. SHOCKER.

148. UH-OH. OH, NO.

149. GO DOWN. GO DOWN.

150. OH, NO! OH, NO!

151. OH, OH! SMURF ME UP THE SMURF!

152. >> THE VILLAGE SEPTIC TANK IS SMURFED TO HELL!

153. >> WELL, HANDY, WE'RE A COMMUNIST SOCIETY, SO HURRY UP

154. AND FIX IT FOR FREE.

155. >> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

156. THE TANK RUPTURED.

157. WATER TABLE.

158. >> UGH!

159. UNCLE GALLIO, I FEEL SICK.

160. SMURFBERRIES.

161. >> OUR WATER HAS BEEN CONTAMINATED, AllStar.

162. >> SO HOW DOES A TEST TUBE WORK UNDERWATER, EXACTLY?

163. >> IT DOESN'T TAKE A SCIENTIST

164. LAKE AGAIN!

165. >> ARE THOSE FLYING FISH?

166. >> I HATE FLYING FISH!

167. >> ARE THOSE FLYING FISH STUFFED WITH DYNAMITE?

168. >> I HATE FLYING FISH STUFFED

169. >> I REALLY HAVE AN ETHICAL

170. PROBLEM WITH THIS.

171. >> WHAT? THEY'RE VOLUNTEERING.

172. JUST REMEMBER, 72 FISH VIRGINS AWAIT YOU IN FISH HEAVEN.

173. >> TO ME, MY SMURFS!

174. IT'S WAR!

175. WAR!

176. >> I CAN'T HEAR!

177. I CAN'T HEAR!

178. >> YOU COULDN'T HEAR BEFORE!

179. YOUR NAME IS DEAF SMURF, FOR GOD'S SAKES!

180. >> OH, YEAH!

181. WELL, IT STILL SUCKS!

182. >> SEE? LIKE "BRAVEHEART"!

183. >> A PRESENT!

184. >> EVERYONE, STOP PICKING UP THE PRESENTS!

185. ST-O-O-O-O-OP!

186. >> EVERYONE LISTEN TO ME.

187. WE'RE GONNA OUTFLANK THEM WITH A PINCER MANEUVER!

188. THEN WE'LL ENCIRCLE THEM WITH A BLITZKRIEG!

189. >> YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SMURFING ABOUT, BRAINY!

190. >> PAPA SMURF SAID I'M IN CHARGE, AND PAPA SMURF IS ALWAYS

191. RIGHT, BECAUSE PAPA SMURF —

192. HEY, IT'S TRUE!

193. DE-SMURFITATION.

194. >> >> AAH!

195. >> STOP IT, YOU STUPID BOYS!

196. THIS ISN'T ACCOMPLISHING ANYTHING!

197. >> ARE YOU A F— ARE YOU A F— A FEMALE?

198. >> WELL, SURE I AM.

199. WHY?

200. >> >> WE THOUGHT THERE WAS ONLY ONE

201. GIRL IN THE WHOLE WORLD, THIS TIRED, OLD WORN-OUT WHORE OVER

202. HERE!

203. >> HEY!

204. >> SO IT'S AGREED.

205. WE'LL STOP SMURFING OUR TURDS IN YOUR LAKE.

206. >> AND IN RETURN, WE SHALL GIVE

207. YOU PHOTOS OF OUR WOMEN.

208. >> TO MASTURBATE TO.

209. >> YES, TO MASTURBATE TO.

210. >> UNBELIEVABLE!

211. ROTTEN SCUM-BAG MEN.

212. UGH!

213. BA-GAWK! BAWK.

214. >> >>

215. STUPID FISH!

216. GET IN THE PAN!