Robot Chicken 4x10

Directed by

Zac Efron as Harry Potter, Horrg, Bowling Pin (voice)

What would happen if the Monchhichis drew first blood? Criss Angel substitutes for Professor Snape at Hogwarts. What would happen if the Power-Puff girls were on drugs? Freddy Kreuger's day gets off to a bad start thanks to ill-conceived gifts from his daughter. In an episode of "Living Lohan", the nerds next door have to contend with their unruly neighbors.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> Good morning, Angels.

4. >> All: GOOD MORNING, CHARLIE.

5. >> Angels, do you know what I'm not wearing?

6. >> All: PANTS, CHARLIE.

7. >> How did you know that, Angels?

8. >> All: IT'S THE SAME THING EVERY DAY, CHARLIE.

9. >> So you know what I'm gonna do next, Angels.

10. >> All: YES.

11. WE'LL WAIT, CHARLIE.

12. >>

13. >> Both: WIZZAR!

14. >> >> OH, HOW I HATE THOSE

15. MONCHHICHIS.

16. >> WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO TO 'EM THIS TIME, BOSS?

17. >> WE SHOULD HIDE THEIR BANANAS.

18. >> WE SHOULD PUT GLUE ON THE FLOOR SO THEY'LL STEP IN IT!

19. >> NO!

20. ALMOST ANYWHERE.

21. >> OOH!

22. THAT'S BETTER THAN WHAT I HAD.

23. >> HA HA!

24. WE GOT YOU NOW, MONCHHICHIS.

25. >> NOW WHAT, YOU EVIL JERKS?

26. >> YOU CAN GO FREE... IF YOU MAKE IT TO THE OTHER SIDE!

27. >> WHAT'S IN THE WATER?

28. >> YOU'LL SOON FIND OUT.

29. >> Wizzar, use your magic.

30. >> MY MAGIC'S NO MATCH FOR

31. THE HEAD, YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE.

32. >> HEY, WHERE'S MONCHO?

33. >> >> RUN AWAY!

34. >> I JUST WANTED TO PUT GLUE — UGH!

35. >> YOU MOTHER MONCHHICHI!

36. I TASTE APPLESAUCE.

37. LIKE — UGH!

38. >> WELL, LET'S WALK OUT OF HERE.

39. >> YOU FIRST.

40. >> WAIT!

41. >> UH, OKAY.

42. I GUESS THAT WAY IS SAFE, THEN.

43. >> STOP!

44. NOBODY MOVE!

45. >> >> WAIT!

46. STOP!

47. >> >> GONKER!

48. >> >> WIZZAR, I'M GONNA GET YOU OUT

49. OF THERE, MAN!

50. >> NO!

51. IF I'M GONNA DIE, IT'S GOING TO BE ON MY TERMS!

52. >> N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

53. >> HI.

54. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

55. >> MONCHO.

56. >> THANKS FOR TAKING US DOWN THE RIVER.

57. NO ONE ELSE WOULD.

58. >> YOU WANT MY ADVICE?

59. GO HOME.

60. >> BUT WE'RE MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE.

61. >> THE WORLD.

62. >> I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.

63. THE BAD NEWS IS YOU'VE GOT PROSTATE CANCER.

64. >> WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS?

65. >> WELL, AS PART OF THE TREATMENT, YOU ARE IN FOR A LOT

66. OF ASS PLAY.

67. I MEAN, SO, IF YOU'RE INTO THAT, JACKPOT!

68. >> MY FRIENDS!

69. MY FRIENDS!

70. OH, GOD, WHY DID I SURVIVE AND THEY DIDN'T?

71. OH-HO!

72. OH, MY FACE.

73. OH, YOU'RE SICK!

74. THIS IS A MADHOUSE!

75. THIS IS A MADHOUSE!

76. >> CLASS, PROFESSOR SNAPE SUFFERED A MINOR... POTION

77. ACCIDENT...

78. >> NOT THE DESIRED EFFECT.

79. >> ... SO PLEASE WELCOME YOUR

80. FROM LAS VEGAS, THE PHENOMENON HIMSELF — CRISS ANGEL!

81. >> HELLO, YOUNG MAGICIANS.

82. MINDFREAKED?

83. BALANCE YOUR MIND, BODY, AND

84. SPIRIT RIGHT ON THE RAZOR'S EDGE.

85. >> YES, BUT, SIR, WILL WE BE

86. YESTERDAY'S HOMEWORK?

87. >> HERE'S THE ONLY ANSWER YOU NEED, LITTLE LADY.

88. THERE ARE NO ANSWERS!

89. >> THAT TEXTBOOK WAS 65 POUNDS!

90. >> I'M SURE IT DIDN'T WEIGH ANYWHERE NEAR THAT MUCH.

91. MINDFREAK!

92. NOW, HOW'D I DO IT?

93. >> YOU USED A WIRE.

94. >> WIRE!

95. >> THERE'S A WIRE AND A PULLEY.

96. I SEE IT.

97. >> WRONG.

98. I MERELY FREAKED YOUR MIND!

99. FIELD TRIP.

100. >> WHERE DID TEACHER GO?

101. >> MINDFREAK!

102. THAT'S RIGHT, STUDENTS.

103. EXTREME, YOU, TOO, CAN TAME

104. MYTHICAL BEASTS.

105. >> THAT'S NOT A UNICORN.

106. >> THAT'S LITERALLY A PONY YOU PAINTED WHITE.

107. >> YOU CLEARLY JUST HOT-GLUED THE HORN TO ITS HEAD.

108. >> IS THAT HOUSE PAINT?

109. >> IT'S A UNICORN.

110. UNICORNS EXIST. THEY'RE REAL.

111. >> WE KNOW THEY'RE REAL.

112. THERE'S ONE RIGHT OVER THERE.

113. >> OH, MAN, KIDS, I TOTALLY NEED

114. AT THE LUXOR LAS VEGAS.

115. >> UNICORNS BELONG IN THE WILD.

116. >> I CAN SEE YOUR MINDS ARE NOT

117. NOW, WATCH AS I TAME MYTH ITSELF!

118. OHH! AAH!

119. >> THAT WAS THOROUGHLY UNENJOYABLE.

120. >> STUPID MUGGLE.

121. >> MINDFREAK!

122. >> SUGAR, SPICE, EVERYTHING NICE, AND COCAINE — THE RECIPE

123. FLIP THE OUT!

124. >> GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK,

125. CLEBORB.

126. IT'S A LONG, LONG TRIP HOME.

127. ENTERTAIN YOURSELF.

128. >> FREDDY, WHY DON'T YOU WEAR

129. YOU FOR FATHER'S DAY?

130. >> I'M NOT REALLY A SWEATER GUY.

131. >> OH, POO!

132. SHE'LL BE SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU WEARING HER GIFT.

133. >> BUT IT'S ITCHY.

134. >> AND, DADDY, DO YOU KNOW WHERE I GOT IT?

135. >> NO, HONEY.

136. >> THE SCHOOL BAZAAR.

137. >> THAT'S NICE, HONEY.

138. >> AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE, DADDY?

139. I ALSO BOUGHT YOU A HAT.

140. >> OH, THAT'S GREAT, DARLING.

141. >> CAN YOU WEAR IT NOW?

142. >> WELL, FEDORAS DON'T REALLY GO WITH SWEATERS, SWEETIE.

143. >> YES, THEY DO.

144. >> NO, THEY DON'T.

145. >> YES, THEY DO.

146. >> NO, THEY DON'T.

147. !

148. WHAT IS THIS MADE OF — PUBES?

149. I CAN'T STOP SCRATCHING THIS SWEATER!

150. >> DADDY DOESN'T LIKE HIS GIFTS!

151. >> I'M — I'M SORRY, HONEY.

152. DADDY LOVES HIS GIFTS.

153. ITCHY SWEATER.

154. STUPID SCHOOL BAZAAR.

155. OHHH!

156. OH, MARY.

157. THAT'S THE STUFF!

158. >> HI, DADDY.

159. >> HI, HONEY.

160. >> YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I GOT YOU?

161. >> NO, HONEY. WHAT?

162. >> A TIE!

163. >> WOW!

164. THANK YOU, SWEETIE.

165. >> CAN YOU WEAR IT NOW?

166. >> TIES DEFINITELY DON'T GO WITH SWEATERS, SWEETHEART.

167. >> YES, THEY DO.

168. >> NO, THEY DON'T.

169. >> YES, THEY DO.

170. >> OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP SHOPPING AT SCHOOL!

171. NO MORE HATS, NO MORE SWEATERS, NO MORE SCHOOL BAZAAR!

172. NO MORE CRAPPY GIFTS!

173. >> OH, MY GOD!

174. CHILDREN!

175. >> WHAT?

176. NO, NO, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG.

177. IT'S THE GIFTS THAT I HATE.

178. >> CHILD ABUSER!

179. >> WAIT, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

180. IT'S AN ITCHY SWEATER!

181. >> FREDDY KRUEGER!

182. WORLD FOR THE ANGRIEST SOUL.

183. FOR ALL ETERNITY!

184. >> AW, HELL, IF IT GETS ME OUT OF THIS MESS, I'LL TAKE IT.

185. SWEATER.

186. >> IT IS DONE!

187. >> WHAT?

188. FEDORA.

189. AW, CO— OHH!

190. B— WELL, AT LEAST I GOT MY COMPLEXION.

191. >>

192. >> AND NOW BACK TO "LIVING LOHAN."

193. >> ALI, WHO DRANK ALL THE ORANGE JUICE?

194. >> I DON'T KNOW, MOM.

195. ORANGE-JUICE FAIRY DID IT!

196. >> DON'T GET SMART WITH ME!

197. >> DON'T YOU BE A BIG RAGING BITCH FACE!

198. >> Both: I NEED A CIGARETTE!

199. >> UGH! WHY ARE ALL THESE

200. PRIVACY?

201. >> SORRY, COBRA COMMANDER, BUT YOUR WEATHER COMBINATOR,

202. CURRENTLY STUCK ON RAIN, APPARENTLY, IS NO MATCH FOR THE

203. NINJA SKILLS OF SNAKE-EYES!

204. OOPS — SUPPOSED TO BE ME.

205. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

206. >> THAT IS NO CONCERN OF YOURS, CIVILIAN.

207. IDENTIFY YOURSELF AT ONCE!

208. PREFERABLY WITH A CLIPABLE, SAVEABLE FILE CARD.

209. >> I'M ALI. DUH!

210. SHOOT OUR TV SHOW.

211. IT'S CALLED "LIVING LOHAN."

212. >> AREN'T YOU A LITTLE YOUNG TO BE SMOKING?

213. >> AREN'T YOU A LITTLE FAT TO BE FAT?

214. KNOCK, KNOCK. WHO'S THERE?

215. YOU LOVE FOOD.

216. >> HONEY, WERE YOU TALKING TO THE NEW NEIGHBOR?

217. I THINK THEIR DOG'S BEEN POOPING IN OUR YARD.

218. >> WHAT? OHH!

219. POOP.

220. >> GO TO HELL, MOM!

221. I TOLD YOU — I'M NOT GONNA BE ON YOUR SHOW!

222. IT'S DEMEANING TO MY CAREER.

223. I'M GONNA TRY THAT AGAIN WITH LIKE 10% MORE CONVICTION, OR

224. POSSIBLY 1,000%!

225. WHO IN GOD'S GREEN SMURF ARE

226. YOU?

227. >> MADAM, DOES IT LOOK LIKE MY NAME IS TRIPWIRE?

228. BECAUSE AS I AM NOT THE G.I. JOE MINESWEEPER, I WOULD APPRECIATE

229. IT IF YOUR DOG DIDN'T LEAVE

230. YARD!

231. >> OKAY, NOTHING YOU SAID MEANT ANYTHING!

232. >> DON'T LET YOUR DOG GO POOPY!

233. >> OHH.

234. OHH!

235. NICE DUMP.

236. AHH!

237. I'M JUST FERMALIZING THE LAWN.

238. AAH!

239. BAD DOG!

240. >> FIRE BOLT!

241. FIRE BOLT!

242. >> FREEZE ARROW!

243. FREEZE ARROW!

244. >> ORC! ORC! ORC!

245. I'M AN ORC!

246. >> GARY'S GOT TO SAY — NOT BUYING THIS AT ALL, SO...

247. >> BEEP! BEEP!

248. HONK! HONK!

249. I'M HERBIE!

250. >> HEY!

251. >> LOUD HORN.

252. YOU!

253. GOOD JOB, HERBIE.

254. >> UH, EXCUSE ME.

255. WHERE SAVAGERY MEETS SORCERY.

256. THERE IS NO HERBIE.

257. >> HERBIE IS MAGIC!

258. IDIOT!

259. >> ORC!

260. >> AAH!

261. ME?

262. Follow me.

263. >> AND IN THIS CORNER, IT'S MUNSON!

264. >> GET OUT OF HERE, MUNSON!

265. >> MUNSON — 1, GAY CRAB — 0.

266. >> STOP IT, MUNSON!

267. OH, HOW I HATE YOU!

268. >> BEEP! BEEP!

269. >> OOH — A BAD BOY.

270. >> OH, A DAMAGED CHICK WITH DADDY ISSUES.

271. >> OW!

272. >> HEY, BABY.

273. I'VE GOT A SCION.

274. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, BUT I HOPE IT MEANS "PENIS"!

275. >> TOO BAD, MOM!

276. I LOVE HIM!

277. AND I'M PREGNANT!

278. >> WELL, SO AM I.

279. >> OH, YEAH?

280. WELL, YOUR BABY'S GONNA HAVE COBWEBS ON IT 'CAUSE YOU'RE ALL

281. OLD, AND INSIDE, YOUR NODARIES ARE ALL SPONGED UP AND DUSTY!

282. >> YOU!

283. >> WHY DIDN'T ANYONE PICK ME UP AFTER MY ULTRASOUND?

284. >> LOOKS LIKE I'M MOVING AGAIN.

285. >> I'M THE GREATEST MOM IN THE WORLD!

286. BA-GAWK! BAWK.