Robot Chicken 3x9

Directed by

Sarah Michelle Gellar as Blair Warner (voice) • Sarah Michelle Gellar as Jo Polniaczek (voice) • Sarah Michelle Gellar as Natalie Green (voice) • Sarah Michelle Gellar as Becky (voice) • Sarah Michelle Gellar as Big Bad Wolf's Wife (voice)

Our PS3 Contest winner gets what's coming to him. Mr. Rogers is turning Japanese. Spawn faces the Devil with his one true skill - fiddling. Fonzie takes care of Chachi the best he can in The Pursuit of Happy Days. Iron Man's feet become his greatest weakness. VH1's "Top 100 Final Episodes" features the end of Mork & Mindy, The Love Boat and more.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> HEY, I'M "ROBOT CHICKEN" EXECUTIVE PRODUCER SETH GREEN.

4. I'M HERE TO INTRODUCE THE WINNER OF LAST YEAR'S PS3 CONTEST,

5. JAMES DUFFY.

6. TAKE A BOW, JAMES.

7. >> AAH!

8. >> YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT?

9. YOU LIKE THAT?

10. YOU'RE A WINNER!

11. YOU'RE SO LUCKY!

12. SUCH A LUCKY WINNER!

13. SO LUCKY!

14. Shh. It's okay.

15. It's almost over.

16. It's almost over.

17. So lucky.

18. >> >> HERE'S YOUR PS3!

19. OUR NEXT BIG CONTEST.

20. >> WHAT THE IS GOING ON

21. HERE?

22. >> [ SINGING THE THEME FROM "MR. ROGERS" IN JAPANESE ]

23. OOH!

24. >> >> MEOW! MEOW!

25. >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

26. CHECK THIS.

27. >> OH, MY GOD!

28. >> AH, DARN!

29. >> HE'S — HE'S DEAD!

30. >> WANT TO PLAY AGAIN?

31. >> YOU KILLED HIM!

32. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, BECKY?

33. >> YOU SAID YOU WOULD HELP HIM.

34. BUT HE'S DEAD!

35. HELLO.

36. YES, I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT A MURDER.

37. >> BECKY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

38. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, BECKY.

39. YOU WERE THERE!

40. >> THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY, MIKEY.

41. CAN FOR YOU.

42. >> NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

43. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, MAN!

44. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

45. COME ON! NO!

46. FIGHT! FIGHT!

47. COME ON!

48. >> IT'S OVER, MIKEY.

49. >> GET OFF ME!

50. NO! NO, NO, NO!

51. I CAN'T GO TO PRISON!

52. I WOULDN'T LAST A DAY!

53. I'M SORRY, BECKY.

54. >> MIKEY, NO!

55. DAMN YOU, MILTON BRADLEY!

56. >> FOUL BEASTS, I, SPAWN, THE

57. SUPERHERO FROM HELL, WILL DEFEAT YOU!

58. >> NEVER!

59. ARMY!

60. >> AAH!

61. LET THE CHALLENGE BEGIN!

62. [ THE CHARLIE DANIELS BAND'S "THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA"

63. PLAYS ] >> All: ♪ BIG IN THE '90s,

64. SPAWN, SPAWN, SPAWN ♪ ♪ CREATED BY A GUY NAMED

65. >>

66. >> MALEBOGLIA WINS!

67. >> YEAH, MALEBOGLIA TOTALLY WINS!

68. >> WHAT?

69. OHH, WHEN DO WE GET A BATHROOM BREAK?

70. >> WHOO-HOO-HOO!

71. CHECK ME OUT!

72. CHECK ME OUT!

73. YEAH!

74. >> AAH, YOU'RE IN PUBLIC!

75. HAVE SOME SELF-RESPECT, FOR GOD'S SAKE!

76. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!

77. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

78. >> YOU ATE THAT CHICK THREE WEEKS AGO.

79. DRESSING LIKE THAT?

80. >> AS LONG AS IT MAKES ME HAPPY!

81. >> THIS FALL, A HOT NEW COMEDY FROM NBS...

82. >> WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU, CHRIST!

83. >> OH, YOU.

84. >> FUN AND FOIBLES TAKEN FROM

85. SERIES CREATOR JESUS CHRIST.

86. >> I HOPE THIS HURTS YOU, SCUM!

87. >> >> SUNDAYS AT 9:00 A.M.

88. >> ARTHUR FONZARELLI WAS DOING HIS BEST, BUT HIS BEST WASN'T

89. ENOUGH.

90. >> I NEED THE RENT MONEY, FONZ,

91. MORNING.

92. >> WHOA!

93. BROKERINO!

94. I NEED YOU TO TRUST ME.

95. >> I TRUST YOU.

96. ARE YOU GONNA RAPE ME?

97. >> WHOA!

98. SIT ON IT!

99. >> ARE YOU GONNA MAKE ME SIT ON IT?

100. >> DO YOU HAVE ANY WORK EXPERIENCE?

101. >> NO, BUT I CAN DO THIS.

102. >> UH... ARE YOU A PIMP?

103. >> SO, YOU CAN REPAIR JUKEBOXES?

104. >> WELL, NO.

105. SEE, IF IT'S TURNED OFF BUT PLUGGED IN, THEN I CAN TURN IT

106. ON BY HITTING IT WITH MY FIST.

107. >> WHY DON'T YOU JUST TURN IT ON WITH THE SWITCH?

108. >> WHOA!

109. >> DID MOM LEAVE BECAUSE OF ME?

110. >> LOOK, CHACH, I DON'T EVEN REALLY KNOW WHO YOUR MOM IS.

111. BUT BY LEAVING YOU, SHE WAS WR-WR-WR...

112. SHE WAS WR-WR-WR-WR—

113. SHE WAS WR-WR-WR— SHE WAS A BITCH!

114. >> BUT AGAINST ALL ODDS...

115. >> I GOT CUSTOMERS WHO NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM!

116. >> AL, THIS IS MY OFFICE.

117. >> WELL, SOME PEOPLE NEED TO TAKE A IN YOUR DESK, SO

118. OPEN THE DOOR.

119. >> DON'T YOU EVER LET ANYONE TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN'T DO

120. SOMETHING, OKAY?

121. >> ... HE ROSE ABOVE IT ALL.

122. >> YOU WANT SOMETHING, YOU DO IT.

123. PERIOD!

124. >> ARTHUR FONZARELLI IN...

125. "THE PURSUIT OF HAPPY DAYS."

126. >> AND COMING AT YOU NOW IS "GET 'EM, THEY'RE DIFFERENT" BY

127. THE NAZIS!

128. >> DUDE, WORKING FOR THE MANDARIN SURE IS SWEET!

129. >> WELL, I TELL CHICKS I WORK FOR DR. DOOM.

130. HOW ARE THEY GONNA KNOW?

131. OH, GREAT, HERE COMES IRON MAN!

132. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

133. SHOULD WE SOUND THE ALARM HERE?

134. >> AH, HE'S STILL A WAYS OFF.

135. OH, MAN, DID YOU SEE THE GAME

136. LAST NIGHT?

137. >> OH, YEAH KNICKS!

138. >> I TELL YOU, THIS HEADQUARTERS

139. WAS A GREAT BUY.

140. >> YEAH, ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS PULL UP THE BERBER CARPETING,

141. A MILE AWAY!

142. WHOA!

143. >> WHAT THE HELL?

144. >> OH, HE'S IN THE AIR DUCT!

145. >> THAT'S A NEW ONE!

146. >> SHOULD WE TELL THE MANDARIN?

147. >> WHAT?

148. >> I SAID, SHOULD WE TELL THE MANDARIN?

149. >> WHO'S DARREN?

150. >> Both: AAH!

151. >> OH, MY GOD!

152. >> YOU'RE ON TOP OF MY SPINE!

153. GET OFF OF ME!

154. >> GOD, PLEASE, GET OFF!

155. >> I CAN'T!

156. I CAN'T GET UP!

157. >> YOU'RE CRUSHING US!

158. >> HANG ON, I'LL USE MY ROCKET BOOTS.

159. >> Both: NO!

160. AAH!

161. >> OH.

162. HEY.

163. WHAT'S UP?

164. >> YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOUR HOUR!

165. YOU GO NOW!

166. >> NOW BACK TO VH1's TOP 100 FINAL EPISODES EVER,

167. "TOP 100 SOMETHING-SOMETHING

168. WHATEVER" CRAP PROGRAMMING.

169. "THE FACTS OF LIFE" WEREN'T ALL ABOUT NATALIE'S STRETCH MARKS OR

170. JOE'S EXTRANEOUS SEX ORGAN.

171. SOME FACTS WERE HARSH INDEED.

172. >> OH, GIRLS, DON'T LOOK SO DOWN.

173. THIS CHAPTER IS OVER, BUT A NEW

174. CORNER.

175. >> WILL IT BE A CHAPTER FILLED WITH RAW COOKIE DOUGH?

176. >> TO NEW BEGINNINGS!

177. >> I-I FEEL GROSS.

178. >> WHY, DID YOU LOOK IN A MIRROR?

179. >> I FEEL DIZZY.

180. >> YES, MY LOVELIES, NOTHING

181. WILL TEAR US APART.

182. YES, WE'LL BE TOGETHER FOREVER.

183. AAH!

184. >> REMEMBER EDDIE MURPHY'S FOX SHOW, "THE PJs"?

185. ME NEITHER!

186. >> WHAT ON EARTHA KITT?

187. WHITNEY HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

188. IF THEY ASK, YOU'S MY SISTER.

189. >> YOU MEAN, "BROTHER."

190. >> WHAT? YOU AIN'T GOT NO URKEL.

191. DOH!

192. VIVICA A. >> WHEN "MORK AND MINDY" ENDED

193. AFTER FOUR SEASONS, THE SHAZBOT REALLY HIT THE FAN.

194. >> YOU DID THE RIGHT THING, McCONNELL.

195. >> OH, NA-NU NA-NU.

196. >> OH, THEY'RE CUTTING INTO ME.

197. THAT'S NOT A — OH, I'M GONNA NEED THOSE!

198. DON'T TAKE THOSE!

199. HEY, HEY, YOU'RE TAKIN' — AR, AR, AR, DOWN, MR. HAPPY.

200. OH!

201. >> "THE INCREDIBLE HULK" WAS A RATINGS BEHEMOTH, BUT EVENTUALLY

202. SUNSET FOR THE FINAL TIME.

203. ON A RELATED NOTE, BILL BIXBY

204. THE FINAL TIME ON NOVEMBER 21, 1993.

205. HIS BAT WAS CANCER.

206. FOR 10 SEASONS, "THE LOVE BOAT" STANK.

207. IN THE FINAL EPISODE, "THE LOVE BOAT" SANK.

208. >> WILL YOU GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP, CAPTAIN?

209. >> THAT WATER LOOKS COLD, GOPHER — FAR, FAR TOO COLD.

210. >> HELP ME!

211. OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP ME!

212. AAH!

213. >> OH, THIS IS LOOKING BAD.

214. AAH!

215. >> OH, NO!

216. >> COMING UP ON VH1's "TOP 100 FINAL EPISODES EVER"...

217. >> IT WASN'T A CHICKEN!

218. IT WAS A BABY!

219. BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! BAWK.

220. BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! BAWK.