Robot Chicken 3x6

Directed by

Hayden Panettiere as Cheetara (voice) • Hayden Panettiere as Ramona (voice) • Hayden Panettiere as Seuss Sister (voice)

Another black man in a fat suit movie. Big Jim tries to score. The Cat in the Hat has his way with the family pet and the kids need to get lost. Doug tells us about his life. When Snarf kicks it, Mumm-Ra sees his chance to destroy the ThunderCats as Lion-O's new nanny.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> IT'S ALIVE!

4. >> IN A WORLD OF LOW EXPECTATIONS, MANY PEOPLE WILL

5. PUBLIC, BUT ONLY 17 WILL PUT ON

6. THE FAT SUIT!

7. >> DAMN!

8. >> NOW SEE THE MOVIE YOU'VE ALREADY SEEN...

9. >> I'M SLIDING!

10. >> ... 100 TIMES BEFORE!

11. >> GIBLET GREENS!

12. >> COMPLETE WITH DANCING SCENES...

13. FARTING SCENES...

14. AND, OF COURSE, SEX SCENES, YEAH!

15. >> AIN'T YOU WANT YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHO'S HOT?

16. THAT'S ME!

17. >> IT'S THE SECOND BEST FAT-SUIT MOVIE IN AT LEAST FOUR MONTHS.

18. >> SO, YOU SEE, SHARING IS GREAT!

19. >> GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA! GA!

20. >> AW, CALL 911.

21. VICTOR'S STROKING OUT AGAIN.

22. >> HEY, BABY, BUY YOU A DRINK?

23. >> SURE.

24. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

25. >> BIG JIM.

26. >> THAT'S A REALLY INTERESTING NAME.

27. WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

28. >> WELL, LITTLE LADY, SINCE YOU ASKED...

29. >> ♪ BIG JIM! ♪ >> ♪ VICTORY MAN TO MAN WITH

30. >> ♪ BIG JIM! ♪ >> YOU'RE UGLY!

31. BOOYA!

32. YEAH!

33. >> ♪ BIG JIM! ♪ >> WOW, YOU WANNA GO BACK TO MY

34. PLACE?

35. >> YEAH, SURE, BABY.

36. >> JUST LET ME DRAIN THE LIZARD FIRST, THE TROUSER TROUT, THE

37. LEGLESS IGUANA — I'M TALKING

38. QUICK BEFORE WE GET OUT OF HERE.

39. >> HELLO, PRETTY LADY.

40. >> OH, HELLO.

41. >> DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY THEY CALL HIM "BIG JIM"?

42. IT'S A VERY IRONIC NICKNAME.

43. >> >> HOW ABOUT YOU, ME, YOUR

44. BED...

45. LOUD SCREAMS, GOD BEING CALLED,

46. EVERYONE SMILES?

47. >> >> ♪ FOILED BY HIS GREATEST FOE,

48. >> All: IF YOU DON'T BUY US, WE GET KILLED!

49. >> CHECK IT OUT!

50. I'M A MOM!

51. I'M A LADY!

52. I'VE GOT BOOBS!

53. OH, MY!

54. >> IS THIS YOUR MOM?

55. >> OW! OW!

56. >> IS THIS YOUR MOM?

57. >> YES! YES!

58. I WANT MY MOMMY!

59. WHY?

60. >> BRING IN THE HORSES!

61. >> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO!

62. AAH!

63. >> HA!

64. THAT'LL SHOW YOU FOR MAKING FUN OF MY BACKPACK — OH, WAIT A

65. MINUTE.

66. THIS ISN'T BILLY'S PLACE!

67. >> ARE YOUR HIRED MERCENARIES NOT AS GOOD AS ADVERTISED?

68. WELL, COME ON DOWN TO DAVE'S MERCENARY WAREHOUSE.

69. MONEY BACK.

70. >>

71. DEATH!

72. >> AAH!

73. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, HERE IS THE SALT!

74. JUST ASK FOR THE SALT!

75. >> WHAT A GREAT DOUBLE DATE!

76. >> YEAH!

77. AND, OH, MY GOD, "GHOST RIDER" WAS EXCELLENT!

78. >> I REALLY SHOULD GET YOU HOME.

79. THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A FULL MOON TONIGHT.

80. >> OH, DAN, WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA

81. SOMETHING?

82. >> YEAH, THE WEREWOLF WHO BIT ME WAS PRETTY CLEAR ABOUT THAT.

83. >> DAMN IT, DAN!

84. MOON, WHY'D YOU EVEN COME OUT

85. TONIGHT?

86. >> WELL, MY ROOMMATE BROUGHT HOME A GUTTER SKANK, AND I

87. FIGURED WE'D WALK OUT OF "GHOST RIDER" ANYWAY...

88. >> MAN!

89. >> HEY! HEY! HEY!

90. >> RAMONA, HE WASN'T REALLY A WEREWOLF!

91. >> THAT DAN IS ALWAYS MAKING UP STORIES.

92. >> WOW, HE WAS REALLY CONVINCING!

93. >> HA, HE REALLY GOT YOU!

94. >> BEST GAG EVER!

95. THAT WAS SO FUNNY.

96. I MEAN, I REALLY THOUGHT HE WAS A WEREWOLF.

97. >> HEY, AREN'T YOU DOUG FUNNIE FROM THAT SHOW "DOUG"?

98. >> YEAH.

99. >> OH, THAT'S AWESOME.

100. WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?

101. >> NOTHIN'.

102. >> IT STARTED TO RAIN AT A

103. QUARTER TO 2:00 WHEN THE CHILDREN BOTH CRIED...

104. >> Both: WE'VE GOT NOTHING TO DO!

105. >> THEY PLAYED THEIR KERPLUNKAS AND SPUN THEIR SPINDADDIES.

106. WHY, THEY EVEN FOUND MOTHER'S VIBRATORATIES.

107. AT THE DOOR.

108. THE BOY NUDGED HIS SISTER.

109. >> GO GET IT, YOU WHORE!

110. >> SHE ROSE FROM HER SEAT AND WALKED TOWARDS THE NOISE.

111. >> WHO COULD IT BE?

112. >> SHE HOPED IT WAS BOYS.

113. IN A HAT WITH AN ENORMOUS DICK.

114. A FEW TOOTS...

115. WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE NOTICED POOR BOOTS.

116. PEN AND A PAD.

117. >> THIS GUY'S A PRO, MUCH BETTER THAN DAD.

118. >> BUT BEFORE THE TWO CHILDREN COULD LEARN A NEW TRADE, THE CAT

119. PUSHED THEM OUTSIDE.

120. >> I'M TRYING TO GET LAID!

121. >> SO WITH NOWHERE TO GO BUT OVER THE HILL, THE CHILDREN SET

122. OFF FOR THE TOWN OF WHOREVILLE.

123. THEY PASSED A FEW VAGRANTS, A HOOKER, A CORPSE, TRYING THEIR

124. BEST NOT TO VOMIT, OF COURSE.

125. EGGS AND SPAM.

126. MOM'S PLACE OF WORK AS A JOLLY

127. OLD MAN WALKED OUT WITH A SMIRK.

128. IT WAS ITCHY McGRAY WHO WAS THERE EVERY DAY.

129. PLEADED, HE COULD NOT STAY AWAY.

130. HE HAD CAUGHT WHORE DISEASES.

131. HE HAD PICKED AT WHORE SCABS.

132. WHORE CRABS.

133. BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE STARTED TO RUN 'CAUSE THE CHILDREN'S

134. GUN.

135. HE WAS MEAN. HE WAS MAD.

136. HE WAS SEVEN FEET TALL.

137. TWO SIZES TOO SMALL...

138. WHORES AS THEY STARTED TO FLEE.

139. >> ONE BITCH!

140. TWO BITCH!

141. OLD BITCH!

142. NEW BITCH!

143. >> ... HE SAID WITH A LAUGH AS THEIR BODIES DID TWITCH.

144. SQUEEZED ON HIS GLOCK.

145. >> I KNOW IT'S YOUR JOB, BUT WHY'D YOU HOP ON MY POP?

146. >> WE NEEDED THE CASH!

147. >> ... SHE SAID THROUGH HER TEARS.

148. >> AND BESIDES, YOU HAVEN'T TOUCHED ME IN YEARS.

149. BUT I'VE GOT JUST THE THING.

150. >> SHE KNEW JUST WHAT TO DO.

151. >> LET'S GO HOME RIGHT NOW AND MAKE THREE KIDS, NOT TWO.

152. >> AND SO THE KIDS' FATHER GOT HIS OWN WAY.

153. THREE SIZES THAT DAY.

154. LIFE ANEW, AT LEAST TILL NEXT

155. DUE.

156. >> LION-O!

157. >> THE EVIL MUTANTS ARE COMING!

158. >> THUNDER!

159. THUNDER!

160. >> OW!

161. >> SNARF!

162. OH, SNARF, WHAT HAVE I DONE?

163. >> LION-O, LISTEN CLOSELY, FOR THESE ARE MY DYING WORDS.

164. >> YES? YES?

165. >> SNA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-RF!

166. >> NO, NO TIME TO GRIEVE.

167. WAY!

168. >> UH, WE MADE THAT UP.

169. >> YEAH, WE WERE KINDA JUST Fing WITH YA.

170. >> OH, SNARF, YOUR FINAL RESTING

171. ALWAYS.

172. NOW?

173. >> OH, ANYWHERE.

174. STUFFING HIM, LION-O.

175. >> JAGA!

176. >> SNARF IS IN A BETTER PLACE NOW.

177. NAGGING NURSEMAID.

178. >> AT LAST!

179. ACCURSED LION-O HAS ARRIVED!

180. IDIOT!

181. THIS IS THE MAGIC CAULDRON!

182. THAT'S THE LAUNDRY CAULDRON!

183. >> GET OUT OF MY WAY!

184. >> GET OUT OF MY WAY!

185. I'M GONNA GET IT, YOU DUMB BITCH!

186. >> STUPID HEAD!

187. >> STUPID GIRL!

188. >> HELLO.

189. I'M MRS. MUMBLETY-PEG.

190. THE CATSITTING SERVICE SENT ME.

191. >> YOU'RE OLD.

192. >> YOU SMELL LIKE BUTTHOLES STUFFED WITH WET DOG.

193. >> CHILDREN!

194. RESPECT YOUR ELDERS.

195. WASHY! WASHY!

196. LION-O, EAT YOUR VEGGIES!

197. >> MMM.

198. >> DOH!

199. >> IT'S MRS. MUMBLETY-PEG!

200. >> OH, COME IN.

201. I'M JUST TAKING A BATH.

202. >> OH!

203. I THOUGHT YOU WERE BATHING, DEAR.

204. >> I AM.

205. GEE, FOR A CATSITTER, YOU DON'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT CATS.

206. >> OH, WOW!

207. UM... MRS. MUMBLETY-PEG NEEDS TO GO MASTURBATE — I MEAN, UM, UH,

208. SEE, MRS. — WHAT I MEANT WAS, MRS. MUMBLETY-PEG —

209. IT, I'M'A GO MASTURBATE.

210. >> THAT'S MUMM-RA!

211. STOP RIGHT THERE, MUMM-RA!

212. OH, MY GOD!

213. >> I'M HAVING A PRIVATE MOMENT!

214. >> HE'S GETTING AWAY!

215. >> YOU STUPID THUNDERCATS!

216. I'LL BE BACK!

217. OW

218. >> OH, SNARF, EVEN IN DEATH, YOU'VE SAVED THE THUNDERCATS.

219. WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU.

220. >> ON THE OTHER HAND, THAT THING IS REALLY UGLY.

221. UGH.

222. BA-GAWK! BAWK.

223. >>