Robot Chicken 3x5

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Ted Kennedy and Jenna Jameson battle celebrities in politics and porn! Link's looking for a decent reward from Princess Zelda. The Homeless airlines sorta take flight. The SWAT Team finally "gets" Sonic the Hedgehog for speeding. Learn whatever happened to the Micro Machines Man. Skeletor's latest plot to destroy Eternia and He-Man goes a little too well.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> I-I DON'T — I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

4. THIS NEVER REALLY HAPPENS TO ME.

5. >> NOT HAVING A PENIS NEVER HAPPENS TO YOU?

6. >> BARTENDER, GIVE ME A SCOTCH, A BACKUP SCOTCH, AND A BOILER.

7. THAT'S A SHOT OF SCOTCH FLOATING IN A BIGGER GLASS OF SCOTCH.

8. NOW, SCOTCH ME, SCOTCH FACE.

9. >> WOW, ARE YOU SCOTTISH?

10. >> I AM U.S. SENATOR TED KENNEDY.

11. >> I'M JENNA JAMESON, THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS PORN STAR.

12. WHAT'S WRONG?

13. >> CELEBRITIES IN POLITICS.

14. SCHWARZENEGGER, VENTURA, FRANKEN.

15. SOON, BLOATED, REPULSIVE POLITICIANS LIKE ME WON'T FIND

16. WORK ANYMORE.

17. >> HEY, CELEBRITIES TAKE WORK AWAY FROM HONEST PORN STARS,

18. TOO — PARIS HILTON, PAM ANDERSON, SCREECH.

19. >> WHAT THE HELL'S A SCREECH?

20. AW, SCREW IT, JENNA.

21. IF MY FAMILY'S TAUGHT ME ANYTHING, IT'S THAT THERE'S ONLY

22. SOMEBODY.

23. >> CRASH THEIR PLANE INTO THE OCEAN?

24. >> NO, THE OTHER WAY.

25. >> DRIVE OFF A BRIDGE?

26. >> NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT...

27. >> YAH!

28. PARIS, GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.

29. THAT'S MY JOB.

30. >> REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I'D KILL YOU LAST?

31. >> NO, I DON'T RECALL THAT — OH, YOU ARE DOING A LINE FROM MY

32. MOVIE.

33. >> I LIED.

34. >> I KNOW HOW IT GOES.

35. AAH!

36. YOU SUCK!

37. >> SAYONARA, SCOTCH.

38. >> SCREECH.

39. >> WHATEVER.

40. >> AAH!

41. >> HOLY SCHNIKES!

42. HELLO?

43. >> SETH, HONEY, ARE YOU AT THE OSCARS?

44. >> NO, MOM, I'M WATCHING THEM AT HOME.

45. >> WHY AREN'T YOU AT THE OSCARS?

46. >> 'CAUSE, MOM, I WASN'T NOMINATED.

47. >> WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO START DOING PRESTIGE PICTURES?

48. >> I DO WORK I'M PROUD OF.

49. >> APPARENTLY, A LITTLE FELLOW NAMED OSCAR THINKS DIFFERENTLY.

50. >> GOD DAMN IT!

51. >> THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

52. >> OH, BABY.

53. >> MICRO MACHINES MAN HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE GENUINE,

54. ORIGINAL, MARVELOUSLY MAJESTIC MICRO MACHINES COLLECTION.

55. MAKE THESE CARS ZOOM AND VROOM, VEER AND SNEER, JUMP AND BUMP.

56. 1965 MUSTANG CONVERTIBLE, BUT

57. EMASCULATED, DEVOID OF

58. TESTICLES, NOTHING BUT AN EMPTY

59. LEGS, LIKE A PORTENTOUS PENDULUM

60. YESTERDAY'S YOUTH AND VIGOR.

61. TONGUE TICKLING, BUT FOR AN

62. BUTTHEAD WITH POOR PROSPECTS.

63. I'LL NEVER SEE MY KIDS AGAIN.

64. TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT WHEN A RIGID

65. COMFORT TO A BROKEN BASTARD.

66. FOR PRODUCT YOU CAN'T TAKE WITH YOU TO THE GRAVE, BUY GALOOB.

67. >> BE CAREFUL, DADDY.

68. >> >> AAH!

69. >> DRAW.

70. >> OW!

71. >> NO!

72. >> I DID IT, PRINCESS!

73. I'VE BEEN THROUGH HELL AND BACK TO SAVE YOU.

74. >> OH, THANK GOODNESS.

75. GANON WAS SUCH A BEAST.

76. >> I WAS A LITTLE BIT BADASS.

77. YEAH, I KILLED THOUSANDS OF

78. TRIFORCE OF WISDOM, JUST FOR YOU.

79. >> I TRULY APPRECIATE IT.

80. TRULY.

81. >> YEAH, YEAH, A GOOD FANTASY ADVENTURE IT WAS, WITH A

82. WONDERFUL FAIRY-TALE ENDING.

83. >> EH-HEH.

84. LOOK, KID, I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS, AND YOU HAVE TO

85. REALIZE THAT I BARELY KNOW YOU.

86. >> BUT I'M THE ONE WHO — >> I'VE BEEN RESCUED BEFORE.

87. IT'S PART OF BEING A PRINCESS.

88. >> YEAH, BUT — >> OF COURSE, THE FIRST TIME I

89. WAS EVER RESCUED, I THAT GUY'S BRAINS OUT.

90. HOO!

91. HA!

92. BUT YOU'RE LIKE THE EIGHTH-SOMETHING.

93. I'VE LOST TRACK.

94. >> BUT IT'S MY FIRST TIME.

95. I MEAN, IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.

96. >> LOOK, SOME CHERRIES YOU GET TO POP, SOME YOU DON'T.

97. YOU, 20, 30 HOURS?

98. >> IT TOOK ME 50 HOURS.

99. >> 50?

100. WOW, YOU SUCK.

101. OH, LOOK, I ONLY HAVE EIGHT RUPEES.

102. TAKE IT FOR YOUR TIME.

103. TAKE IT, THANKS.

104. A GRATEFUL KINGDOM.

105. I'M OUT.

106. >> THEN I WILL SAVE YOU, MY

107. PRINCESS.

108. >> AND NOW WATCH ME ESCAPE FROM THIS STRAITJACKET.

109. SUCCESS!

110. I TOLD YOU I'D DO IT!

111. >> WHY ARE YOU CLAPPING?

112. ESCAPED.

113. >> YEAH, HE ESCAPED FROM HIS STRAITJACKET.

114. >> REALLY?

115. THAT.

116. >> AAH!

117. >> NOW SMILE.

118. PERFECT, YES.

119. >> THAT STOPPED HIM.

120. >> YEAH, BUT, MAN, A SPIKE STRIP?

121. I MEAN, COULDN'T WE HAVE TRIED A WARNING FIRST?

122. >> YEAH, WE COULD HAVE, BUT WE DIDN'T.

123. >> ACTUALLY, I PREFER

124. AFRICAN-AMERICAN LAGOON, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

125. >> ONCE AGAIN, GOOD TRUMPS EVIL, AND GENERAL SPIDRAX'S PLAN HAS

126. BEEN THWARTED.

127. >> BUT I'M SURE SPIDRAX WILL BE

128. BEFORE LONG, DARGON.

129. >> SPIDRAX, SPINNING WEB.

130. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, ZAK, AND I LIKE IT.

131. DRAGONFLYER, YOU IGNORANT BITCH,

132. HEED MY TELEPATHIC COMMANDS.

133. >> YOU USE TELEPATHY?

134. RIBS.

135. >> WAIT, WE'RE BEING PULLED INTO A TRACTOR BEAM.

136. >> IT MUST BE SPIDRAX WEAVING A NEW WEB.

137. >> THE TIME FOR SPIDER PUNS IS PAST.

138. PREPARE TO FIGHT.

139. AAH!

140. AAH!

141. >> OH, GOODNESS.

142. THAT WAS A BIG ONE.

143. >> MAKE SURE YOUR BINDLES ARE STOWED PROPERLY.

144. THE EXITS HERE AND HERE.

145. WARMED-UP CAN OF BEANS, AND THE

146. FROM "FORREST GUMP."

147. >> BUT YOU AIN'T GOT NO LEGS, LIEUTENANT DAN!

148. >> ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT, AND THANK

149. AIRLINES.

150. >> AAH!

151. >> AND THAT'S HOW I'M GONNA GET HOME TO ALASKA.

152. >> I'M THE PRESIDENT OF JELLY BEANS!

153. >> TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH.

154. >> >> AH, JUST AS I SUSPECTED.

155. BALLS.

156. >> ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA

157. DISCONNECT YOUR AIR MACHINE.

158. THEN YOU'RE GONNA GO TO SLEEP.

159. AND THEN I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOT, AND YOU'LL STAY ASLEEP.

160. >> "MO CHUISLE" MEANS "MY DARLING,"MY BLOOD."

161. >>

162. >> FOR PICTURE QUALITY THAT PUTS CABLE TO REST, YOU'VE GOT TO

163. PICK DIRECTV.

164. >> BOSS, THIS IS TAKING FOREVER.

165. >> KEEP CHOPPING, YOU DRAIN CLOG.

166. THE OLDEST TREE IN ETERNIA, WE

167. ONCE AND FOR ALL!

168. >> YOU KNOW, SKELETOR, BASED ON OUR TRACK RECORD, THIS PROBABLY

169. WON'T WORK.

170. >> UH, LIFE'S A JOURNEY, NOT A DESTINATION.

171. >> NOT SO FAST, SKELETOR.

172. PRECIOUS RESOURCES.

173. >> UH...

174. WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

175. >> YOUR FACE.

176. >> OW!

177. >> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY —

178. IN THE BUSH.

179. >> STOP IT.

180. >> WHAT, YOU GONNA CRY NOW?

181. YOU GONNA CRY LIKE A BIG BABY?

182. >> I DON'T EVEN HAVE TEAR DUCTS, YOU JERK.

183. >> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED?

184. >> WHAT?

185. >> UH!

186. >> OH, CRAP!

187. OH, CRAP!

188. BEAST MAN, WHAT DID YOU DO?

189. >> I DON'T KNOW.

190. I MEAN, I THOUGHT HE WOULD BLOCK IT OR SOMETHING.

191. I MEAN, HE'S HE-MAN.

192. >> THIS IS THE FIRST MURDER IN ETERNIAN HISTORY.

193. IF THE KING FINDS OUT, IT'S THE GUILLOTINE FOR US ALL.

194. >> OH, GOD.

195. OH, GOD.

196. OH, WE'RE UP CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE, MAN.

197. >> ♪ HE-MAN ♪ >> OKAY, READ THAT BACK TO ME.

198. >> "BEING HE-MAN SUCKED MORE THAN YOU THINK.

199. NOW, THE WAY I ALWAYS TALKED

200. ABOUT DOING.

201. LOVE, HE-MAN."

202. >> FOOLPROOF!

203. >> LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

204. >> OH, NO.

205. SORCERESS THIS TERRIBLE NEWS.

206. >> ♪ HE-MAN ♪

207. >> OH, WE'RE SO DEAD.

208. OH, WE'RE SO DEAD, WE'RE SO DEAD, WE'RE SO DEAD, WE'RE SO

209. SCREWED.

210. >> I'M TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF.

211. FROM THIS POINT FORWARD, I'M NO LONGER EVIL-LYN.

212. YOU MAY CALL ME GOOD-LYN.

213. >> HEH.

214. YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOUR NAME WAS EVELYN.

215. IT'S WEIRD.

216. ALL THIS TIME, IT'S BEEN EVIL-LYN?

217. >> PRETTY CLEVER, RIGHT?

218. >> NO.

219. >> OH, GAME OVER, MAN, GAME

220. OVER.

221. >> WHY IS THAT DOOR LOCKED?

222. I'VE GOT TO TAKE A DUMP.

223. >> All: AAH!

224. >> I HAVE THE POWER!

225. >> I HAVE CRAPPED MY PANTS!

226. >> ♪ HE-MAN ♪ >> ORKO, OH, THANK GOODNESS YOU

227. FOUND HE-MAN'S SWORD OF POWER.

228. TO LIFE.

229. >> HE-MAN WOULD BE BACK AND I'D BE REGULAR ORKO AGAIN?

230. >> ABSOLUTELY.

231. >> YEAH, BUT THEN THAT HAPPENED.

232. BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! BAWK.

233. BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! BAWK.