Robot Chicken 3x18

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Vic Mackey from The Shield switches places with the Fantastic Four’s Thing, which references Michael Chiklis as he portrays both. Cowboys on a cattle drive have it bad in biblical proportions. Bronson Pinchot and Ludacris star in the off-Broadway production of "Don’t Be Ridiculous". Fraggle Rock meets Watership Down when the Fraggles are forced out of their home and onto a desperate hunt for survival.

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1. >> IT'S ALIVE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> I KNOW I HAVE NOT ALWAYS BEEN DER BEST HUSBAND.

4. >> THAT'S THE SMARTEST THING TO EVER COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.

5. >> HEY, YOU WANT TO KNOW DER

6. OF YOUR MOUTH?

7. MEIN DOODLE.

8. I'M EINSTEIN, BITCH!

9. EINSTEIN, MOTHER >> HEY, DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID

10. TO THAT BARTENDER LAST NIGHT?

11. I SAID, "I'M CALLING THE COPS.

12. YOU JUST SERVED A MINER.

13. YOU GET IT?

14. >> OH, ANOTHER ZINGER.

15. YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES DOWN HERE, I ACTUALLY PRAY FOR A GAS LEAK.

16. UH-OH!

17. >> WATCH OUT!

18. >> OH, NO, WE'RE TRAPPED.

19. AND WORST OF ALL, I REALLY DO SMELL GAS.

20. >> YEAH, THAT COULD BE MY I.B.S.

21. ACTING UP.

22. >> JUST TO BE SAFE, LET'S PUT ON

23. AND LOOK FOR ANOTHER WAY OUT.

24. >> IT'S FANTASTIC UNDERGROUND.

25. >> WAIT. WHAT'S THAT?

26. >> IT'S FANTASTIC UNDERGROUND.

27. >> WHAT IN THE SWEET HELL?

28. >> HOLY CRAP! RUN!

29. >> IT'S FANTASTIC UNDERGROUND.

30. >> IT'S GAINING ON US.

31. WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT.

32. >> I'LL STOP HIM.

33. YOU GOT A FAMILY TO THINK OF.

34. >> WHAT?

35. YOU'RE MARRIED, BILL.

36. >> YEAH, BUT I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU, HARVEY.

37. >> WHAT THE — >> NO! NO! BILL!

38. >> >>

39. >> DAD, WAIT UP.

40. PUMP, BECAUSE I-I LOVE YOU.

41. >> ONLY ONE CHANCE.

42. PLAY DEAD, YOU MONSTER!

43. I-I LOVED YOU, TOO, BILL.

44. >> I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SLEEP.

45. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.

46. >> I'M SORRY, HONEY, BUT IT'S BEDTIME.

47. >> I HATE YOU!

48. AND DOLLY HATES YOU, TOO.

49. >> WELL, YOU'RE MY DAUGHTER, AND I

50. LOVE YOU, BUT THAT BITCH IS GONNA PAY.

51. YOU HATE ME, DOLLY?

52. HUH, DOLLY?

53. YOU DON'T LIKE ME?

54. >> WHY? WHY! WHY?

55. >> HAPPIER IN THE STORE?

56. YOU UNGRATEFUL, STUPID RAG DOLL!

57. >> DAD, YOU'RE KILLING HER!

58. >> AND LET THAT BE A LESSON TO THE REST OF YOU!

59. SLEEP WELL, BABY.

60. >> I'M DANNY OCEAN.

61. AND FOR THIS CAPER, WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE THAN 11, 12, OR 13

62. GUYS.

63. SO, TEAM 1 — BRAD PITT, MATT DAMON, DON CHEADLE,

64. CARL REINER, ELLIOTT GOULD, SCOTT CAAN, SHAOBO QIN,

65. EDDIE JEMISON, ANDY GARCIA, DiCAPRIO, BRUCE WILLIS,

66. VIN DIESEL, WILLIAM SHATNER, TOPHER GRACE,

67. CHRISTOPHER WALKEN, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE,

68. ANTONIO BANDERAS, SAMUEL JACKSON, KURTWOOD SMITH,

69. BRUCE CAMPBELL, JACKIE CHAN, AND "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC — YOU START

70. A FIGHT AT THE BAR.

71. THEN, TEAM 2 — SYLVESTER STALLONE,

72. ERIK ESTRADA, DAVID LETTERMAN, VINCE VAUGHN, LEONARD NIMOY,

73. VLADIMIR PUTIN, FRANKENSTEIN, MY NIECE SUSIE,

74. KOKO THE GORILLA, PANDA WITH A MONOCLE, PETER PAN,

75. JOHN DENVER'S CORPSE, A MIME, SHERLAX, THE DEVOURER OF

76. WORLDS, AND RYAN SEACREST — YOU'LL SLIP IN THE BACK.

77. ANY QUESTIONS?

78. >> All: NO!

79. >> THEN LET'S DO THIS.

80. >> MAMA, WHY DOES GRANDMA WALK

81. SO SLOW?

82. >> BECAUSE GRANDMA'S OLD, HONEY, AND HER BONES ARE VERY BRITTLE.

83. >> MAMA, WHAT'S BRITTLE?

84. >> YOU KNOW, LIKE, UM, LIKE PEANUT BRITTLE, DEAR.

85. >> MMM!

86. YUMMY!

87. >> OH, HI, LITTLE ROSA.

88. OH — WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

89. >> WHERE'S THE PEANUT BRITTLE?

90. I WANT THE PEANUT BRITTLE.

91. WHERE IS IT?

92. GIVE IT TO ME.

93. I WANT IT.

94. >> ROSA, NO!

95. PUT GRANDMA'S LEG BACK!

96. >> YES! OH, YEAH!

97. DID YOU SEE ME ON TV?

98. I HAD THE ROUND OF MY LIFE.

99. >> YES, IT WAS GREAT, EXCEPT FOR ONE CRUCIAL ELEMENT.

100. YOU WEREN'T WEARING YOUR NIKE HAT.

101. >> OH, YEAH.

102. CARRY-ON BAG.

103. I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.

104. >> YOU'RE NOT SORRY YET.

105. BUT YOU WILL BE.

106. >> HEY, WHAT ARE YOU — WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

107. >> HOLD HIM DOWN!

108. >> NO! PLEASE!

109. >> WE OWN YOU, TIGER.

110. >> All: OWN YOU!

111. OWN YOU! OWN YOU!

112. >> THEY OWN ME. THEY OWN ME.

113. >> WHAT IS IT, HONEY?

114. >> I'VE FORSAKEN MY ROOTS.

115. I LET THE WHITE MAN OWN ME, BABY, BODY AND SOUL.

116. I'M NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF PROPERTY TO THEM.

117. >> SO WHAT?

118. $105 MILLION, AND YOU'RE MARRIED

119. TO A BLOND HOTTIE.

120. AND, ANYWAY, AREN'T YOU MOSTLY CHINESE?

121. >> OH, YEAH.

122. >> OH, YEAH, YOU'RE IN THE SAND TRAP, BABY.

123. HOLE IN ONE! WHOO!

124. >> HELLO, MA'AM, DID YOU CALL ABOUT AN INTRUDER IN YOUR HOUSE?

125. >> UM... NO.

126. >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYES, MA'AM?

127. IS THAT SOME SORT OF A TICK?

128. WELL, IF THERE'S NO INTRUDER, THEN I'LL BE ON MY WAY.

129. I'D GET THAT EYE CHECKED OUT BY A DOCTOR.

130. >> EW!

131. HE'S GOT COOTIES!

132. >> WELL, THERE'S BLAH-BLAH WITH

133. THE BUDGET.

134. MY GOD.

135. >> THE CARRIER.

136. WHERE'S THE CARRIER?

137. >> DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL BE FINE.

138. >> CONTAGION!

139. >> >> IT LOOKS LIKE WE GOT IT.

140. >>

141. >> WE'RE TOO LATE.

142. >> ROGER THAT.

143. >> DUDE, I GOT A SURPRISE FOR MY

144. DATE.

145. OF MY POPCORN BUCKET.

146. >> UH, THAT BUCKET'S EMPTY, DUDE.

147. WHERE'S THE POPCORN?

148. >> POPCORN?

149. >> HEY, DIANA, WANT TO FEEL MY PENIS?

150. >> EW.

151. WHY DID YOU COVER IT IN BUTTER?

152. >> W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "BUTTER"?

153. >> SHUT UP, GUYS.

154. THE TRAILERS ARE STARTING.

155. >> BOOM!

156. BOOM! BA-BOOM!

157. BLAM!

158. >> OH, THAT SUCKED!

159. >> GEEZ, TELL THE WHOLE THEATER, WHY DON'T YOU?

160. >> AMERICA WOULD NEVER BE THE SAME.

161. HOW COULD IT AFTER THIS DAY?

162. >> HEY, MORE POPCORN, DUDE?

163. >> OH, THANKS, MAN.

164. I WAS JUST GONNA — OH, SON OF A BITCH!

165. >> YOU TOUCHED MY JUNK.

166. >> YO, NICK, WE GOT TO GET OUR STEPS TOGETHER, DOG, OR WE'RE

167. LIFE, MAN.

168. >> YO, I STEP FOR ONE PERSON — ME.

169. >> YO, I STEP FOR ONE PERSON.

170. >> I KNOW — YOU.

171. YOU'RE DYING TO STEP FOR YOUR FRIENDS, BUT YOU'RE AFRAID YOUR

172. FRIENDS WON'T BE THERE TO STEP FOR YOU.

173. >> YO, MAN, STEP OFF.

174. YOU DON'T KNOW ME.

175. >> ALL RIGHT, HOMIES, LOOK LIKE

176. HIM, OKAY?

177. >> YO, IT'S TIME TO STEP UP FOR MY FRIENDS.

178. >> LOOK, DUDE, NOW I PUT A HOLE IN MY SODA CUP.

179. >> DUDE, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE

180. >> OH, HEY, COULD I HAVE SOME SODA?

181. >> SURE.

182. >> All: SHH.

183. >> HEY, HEY, HEY!

184. A PIC-A-NIC BASKET.

185. >> IT'S PRONOUNCED PICNIC, YOGI — PICNIC.

186. >> HEY, MY LUNCH!

187. HEY.

188. >> OH, WE GOT TO RUN, YOGI.

189. >> YOU'LL NEVER CATCH HIM.

190. HE'S SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR.

191. >> SURPRISE.

192. >> NO, YOGI!

193. >> SHH.

194. I'M TRYING TO WATCH THESE TRAILERS, Y'ALL.

195. I'M JUST PLAYING.

196. YOU GO, TRAILERS!

197. AAH!

198. >> STANLEY KUBRICK'S "2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY" IS ONE

199. ACHIEVEMENTS OF ALL-TIME.

200. FOR GENERATIONS OF AUDIENCES, IT'S ALSO...

201. BUT HELP IS ON THE WAY.

202. THIS SUMMER, CATCH A BRAND-NEW EDITION OF "2001," FEATURING

203. PLAYBOY CYBER GIRL ROBIN BAIN.

204. IT'S FULL OF STARS!

205. WOW!

206. >> YES, 148 MINUTES IS A LONG TIME TO WATCH CRAP FLOAT AROUND,

207. SET TO CLASSICAL MUSIC, BUT NOT

208. NAKED!

209. >> SPACE SWIMMING'S THE BEST.

210. I'M GONNA HELP.

211. I LOVE COMPUTERS.

212. I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS.

213. I'M HELPING.

214. >> DAISY, DAISY, GIVE ME YOUR...

215. >> NAKED CARTWHEEL!

216. WHOO!

217. >> AND BEST OF ALL...

218. >> HI, FOLKS, I'M STANLEY KUBRICK, AND I APPROVE

219. OF THIS IDEA.

220. >> SEE?

221. "2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY."

222. >> WITH BOOBS!

223. >> WHOO!

224. LOVING MY LIFE.

225. >> GENIUS.

226. >> MASTERPIECE.

227. >> AND NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION OF "ROBOT CHICKEN,

228. THE MOVIE."

229. >> OH, MY GOD, IT'S GONNA BE THE

230. BEST MOVIE EVER.

231. BA-GAWK! BAWK.

232. >> THE BOOK WAS TOTALLY BETTER.

233. >> HOLD ON.

234. I WANT TO SEE THE CREDITS.