Robot Chicken 2x4

Directed by

A Cuban youth plays Castro in "Dance Dance Counter-Revolution." Dirk the Daring from the video game Dragon's Lair fights middle age. Mr. Six, the old dancing guy from the Six Flags commercials saves, and ruins, the day. Lindsay Lohan enters the world of Highlander and battles (and decapitates) teen starlet foes, such as Amanda Bynes and Hilary Duff.

Request examples:

!req Robot Chicken 2x4 [02:32]
!req Robot Chicken 2x4 [Robot Chicken 2x4]
Syntax: !req EPISODE [quote or timestamp] (max. 8 square brackets)

For quotes, now you can request by index (e.g !req Robot Chicken 2x4 [10-11]; !req Robot Chicken 2x4 [20] [24]). Keep in mind, though, that index numbers might change at any time.
You can also generate a copy command with the quotes. Hover the desired subtitle and enter the amount of lines you want to copy.

Subtitle languages: English • Spanish • Brazilian Portuguese

Note: you must use specific languages with their specific pages/discord channels.

1. >> HA HA HA!

2. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

3. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] >> IT'S ALIVE!

4. >> HA HA HA!

5. >> HA HA HA!

6. >> CAN I PLAY?

7. >> WILL YOU GO TO HELL, YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE?

8. >>

9. >>

10. >> BUENO. BUENO.

11. PERFECTO.

12. GRANDE. GRANDE.

13. >> EL PRESIDENTE, TENEMOS UNA SITUATION MUY SERIOSO.

14. EN EL DANCE DANCE REVOLUCION.

15. >> DIOS MIO.

16. >> BUENO. PERFECTO.

17. >> SILENCIO.

18. COUNTERREVOLUTION.

19. MEGA REMIX," BY DJ SASSYTOWN, FEATURING LADY

20. GODIVA.

21. >> BUENO. BUENO.

22. >> BUENO. PERFECTO. PERFECTO.

23. >> MALO. MALO.

24. NO ES BUENO.

25. MALO. NO ES BUENO.

26. >> RGH!

27. >> ANTIBUENO.

28. >> MM MM MM MM.

29. HA HA HA!

30. TU ESTA BANDA PUDU.

31. HA HA HA!

32. >> THIS IS FOR MY CUBAN PEOPLE.

33. >> SI! SI!

34. EL MUNDO.

35. I HAVE QUELLED YOUR REVOLUTION, BUT I MUST SAY, YOUR BRAVERY IS

36. INSPIRING.

37. AND CONVICTION.

38. I LOVE DOING THAT.

39. >> PRESIDENTE, UNA SENORA ES

40. DIG DUG.

41. >> GET ME SOME TOKENS.

42. >> I DON'T KNOW.

43. MAYBE IF WE USED SOME TOYS.

44. >> OH, YEAH.

45. GONNA FINISH THE JOB.

46. I'M ABOUT TO TAME THAT ASS.

47. >> RRGH!

48. >> UH... UH...

49. UH-OH. OH.

50. I MUST'VE LOST HIM.

51. >> BLAGH!

52. >> YOU KNOW, SINCE I'M OUT, I MIGHT AS WELL PICK UP SOME MILK.

53. >> BLAGH.

54. >> WAIT A SECOND.

55. I HAVE MILK AT HOME.

56. LA LA LA, MILK IS GOOD LA LA LA LA LA

57. YEAH, YEAH, GONNA DRINK MILK

58. HAVE SWEET DREAMS ♪ >> I'M SORRY MY POWERS SCREWED

59. YOUR LIFE UP AGAIN, MASTER.

60. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

61. AAH! AAH! MASTER!

62. >> AND I WANT TO THANK MY COACH, WHO PUSHED ME HARD, AND MY

63. PARENTS AND SATAN—WHOO, SATAN— AND MY GRANDMA, WHO COULDN'T BE

64. HERE TODAY.

65. >> SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE, DIRK,

66. THE MINIVAN OR THE SPORTS CAR?

67. HA HA! NICE CHOICE.

68. >> SPARE SOME CHANGE?

69. >> I'M A VETERAN.

70. >> YO, MAN, LET ME CLEAN OUT YOUR WINDOWS FOR A DOLLAR.

71. >> HEY, BOOGIE BOOGIE, MY BRAIN IS AN ANTELOPE.

72. HAVE SOME MUSTARD BECAUSE IT'S EASTER IN YOUR FACE.

73. MY TOENAILS.

74. >> THE TEST RESULTS ARE IN.

75. IT'S RECTAL CANCER.

76. HOLISTIC MEDICINE?

77. >> HA HA HA!

78. >> BEST FRIENDS FOREVER.

79. >> YAY! FOREVER.

80. >> >> OH, MY BALLS!

81. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BALLS?

82. BALLS?

83. >> THIS SHOW IS SO CLEVER.

84. >> IT JUST HAPPENED SO FAST.

85. >> ALL RIGHT.

86. NOW JUST TAKE IT EASY.

87. >> THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE.

88. >> ... ALL THANKS TO STEM CELL

89. RESEARCH.

90. >> UH-HUH.

91. >> SO, MISS LOHAN, IT'S 12 MILLION PLUS GROSS POINTS.

92. JUST SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE.

93. >> HOLD ON A SECOND.

94. I HAVE SOME REQUEMPS.

95. I WANT A BIG TRAILER, AND I WANT A TRAILER IN MY TRAILER, AND MY

96. DOG NEEDS AN ASSISTANT DOG.

97. >> UH, I ASSURE YOU THAT ALL OF YOUR, UH—

98. MISS LOHAN?

99. >> LINDSEY? PUMPKIN?

100. TO CASH?

101. THAT'S MY NICKNAME FOR HER.

102. >> CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING, MISS LOHAN—DIET SPRITE, SQUIRT,

103. COC... A-COLA?

104. >> LINDSEY LOHAN.

105. >> AMANDA BYNES.

106. >> JUST LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.

107. >> IT TOTALLY CAN'T END LIKE THIS.

108. MY NEW ALBUM DROPS TOMORROW.

109. >> LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL BE SELLING THEM POSTHUMOROUS.

110. POSTHUMMUS. UGH.

111. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

112. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

113. FAT?

114. >> NOT A PROBLEM.

115. WE'LL BLAME IT ON HER FATHER.

116. >> WORKS FOR ME.

117. >> IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T REALIZED

118. IT BY NOW, THIS IS A "HIGHLANDER" PARODY.

119. >> WHEN I GROW UP, I'M GONNA GET AN OSCAR.

120. >> IF BY "OSCAR," YOU MEAN "GET YOUR HEAD CUT OFF," YOU'RE ON

121. YOUR WAY IF YOU DON'T TRAIN HARDER.

122. >> UH, THAT TOTALLY ISN'T WHAT I MEANT, STUPID.

123. YOU SMELL LIKE WHISKEY, AND I WANT TO GO SHOPPING.

124. >> AND THEY COMPLAIN WHEN I SMACK MY WIFE.

125. THE GATHERING.

126. >> WHAT GATHERING?

127. YOU'RE GATHERING.

128. >> ALL THE TEEN STARLETS WILL

129. PRIZE.

130. IN THE END, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

131. >> WHAT PRIZE?

132. AS IN OSCAR?

133. I'M GONNA WIN ONE BECAUSE I'M LINDSEY LOHAN.

134. LO-HAN. LOHAN. I'M NOT SLURRING.

135. >> NEVER LOSE YOUR TEMPER.

136. >> NEVER LOSE MY TAMPA?

137. >> TEMPER.

138. >> ACH, I HATE YOUR SLURRING, YOU DRUNK.

139. >> I'M NOT DRUNK. I'M SCOTTISH.

140. >> OH, SURE, AND I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR EXHAUSTION.

141. >> TOUCHE. NOW YOU'RE READY.

142. >> GOOD.

143. >> OOH! OH, YOU GOT ME IN THE POUNDER PLUMS.

144. OH, COLDER THAN A WITCH'S TEAT

145. TONIGHT.

146. BETTER HEAT UP THE SAUCE.

147. >> WHERE'S LOHAN?

148. >> YOU'RE TOO LATE, HILLARY DUFF.

149. I'VE ALREADY PREPARED HER FOR YOU.

150. >> YOU WASTED YOUR TIME. UH!

151. >> MY ALCOHOL!

152. >> UHH!

153. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

154. >> WAIT!

155. AHH. OK.

156. >> YOU'RE NEXT, LINDSEY.

157. >> I LOST 150 POUNDS, AND NOBODY TAKES ME SERIOUSLY.

158. MAYBE I'LL ADOPT A BROWN KID.

159. WHAT?

160. >> HE'S DEAD, AS ARE THE OLSEN TWINS.

161. HAYLIE, THOUGH SHE DIDN'T HAVE

162. ANY POWERS, AND THAT WAS REALLY

163. DAD.

164. ONLY YOU AND I REMAIN.

165. >> YOU BITCH.

166. >> WATCH IT, LOHAN.

167. WE CAN'T FIGHT ON HOLY GROUND.

168. >> YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME, DUFF.

169. >> SO NOW IT ENDS.

170. THE POWER IS MINE, LOHAN.

171. >> NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.

172. >> SLUT!

173. >> WHORE!

174. >> WHITE TRASH!

175. >> "AGENT CODY" SKANK.

176. >> AARON CARTER LOVES ME.

177. >> AARON SAID YOUR TOES WERE GROSS.

178. >> YOUR ALBUM SUCKS!

179. >> MY ALBUM SUCKS!

180. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

181. > I KNOW. I KNOW EVERYTHING.

182. I AM EVERYTHING.

183. I HAVE THE POWER.

184. >> YOU HAVE DONE WELL.

185. USE YOUR POWERS WISELY, MY CHILD.

186. >> I WILL.

187. UNLIMITED POWER!

188. HA HA HA!

189. >> UH, IS THIS REALLY HOW "HIGHLANDER" ENDED?

190. [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

191. —www.ncicap.org—]