Robot Chicken 2x16

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Learn the secret life of Batman villain, The Penguin! Kids will love playing with "My Stalker!" Orlando Bloomin' Onion must help his fellow passengers survive after a plane crash - with his delicious deep-fried onion hair! Jesus and the Argonauts find action and adventure, and turn the other cheek. The Micronauts climb the mountains which are big breasts. The U.S. government declares a war on Christmas.

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1. ROBOT CHICKEN 34 "DRIPPY PONY" >> HA HA HA!

2. ROBOT CHICKEN 34 "DRIPPY PONY" >> HA HA HA!

3. >> IT'S ALIVE!

4. >> HA HA HA!

5. HA HA HA!

6. >> STOP IT!

7. MINE DOESN'T WORK!

8. STOP!

9. HEY, ST— SIR, MINE DOESN'T WORK!

10. HA HA, HO!

11. >> ARGONAUTS "A" THROUGH "K" REPORT TO JASON.

12. ARGONAUTS "L" THROUGH "Z", GO WITH JESUS.

13. >> GOOD LUCK, JASON.

14. THE GOLDEN FLEECE.

15. >> GOOD LUCK TO YOU, JESUS.

16. I HOPE YOU FIND, UH...

17. A STORYLINE THAT DOESN'T END WITH YOU GETTING CRUCIFIED.

18. >> ARGONAUTS!

19. TURN THE OTHER CHEEK!

20. >> UM...

21. >> WOW!

22. >>

23. >> THE OTHER CHEEK, ARGONAUTS!

24. NOW!

25. >> UH...

26. REALLY?

27. >> AAH!

28. >> I WISH I'D GOTTEN TO GO ON JASON'S BOAT.

29. >> YOU THREE AND JASON, WE ARE NOW YOUR SEX SLAVES.

30. >> SOUNDS FAIR TO ME.

31. >> OOH!

32. >> COME ON, ARGONAUTS, REALLY RUB THAT CREAM INTO THEIR SORES.

33. >> HOW MANY LEPERS DOES THIS COLONY HAVE?

34. >> THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT

35. THE EARTH!

36. ARGONAUTS, GET MEEK, NOW!

37. >> ALL RIGHT.

38. TREAT THY NEIGHBOR AS THYSELF.

39. STEADY, ARGONAUTS, STEADY— TREAT HIM LIKE THYSELF, NOW!

40. OH.

41. DAD DAMN IT.

42. >> HEY, UH, ARE YOU DEEP THROAT?

43. >> HMM?

44. OH, NO, NO, I'M—I'M— I'M RIM JOB.

45. YOU WANT LEVEL P2.

46. >> NEW FROM THE MAKERS OF MY BUDDY, AMERICA'S FAVORITE

47. BEST FRIEND...

48. >> ♪ BOP BOP ♪ >> ♪ MY STALKER

49. EVEN THOUGH I SAID WE'RE THROUGH

50. MY EX-GIRLFRIEND AND ME ♪ >> LOOK.

51. I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE HOCKEY GAME WITH YOU, OK?

52. I'M MARRIED NOW.

53. I HAVE A LIFE!

54. >> HONEY, IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

55. >> MARGARET, GO BACK INSIDE!

56. >> ♪ MY FRIEND I ONCE

57. WITH AT SUMMER CAMP AND ME ♪

58. >> IS THERE ANYTHING TO EAT?

59. >> NOT UNLESS YOU WANT A

60. GLASS OF IODINE.

61. >> WE'RE GOING TO STARVE TO DEATH!

62. >> NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT.

63. >> WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

64. >> I'M WORLD-RENOWNED ACTOR ORLANDO BLOOM,

65. ORLANDO BLOOMIN' ONION.

66. >> HE SMELLS DELICIOUS!

67. >> TRY ONE.

68. >> MM.

69. FANTASTIC!

70. >> ORLANDO BLOOMIN' ONION,

71. FOR FLAVOR!

72. >> SOMETIMES, NATURE'S MIRACLES

73. PLACES.

74. >> >> THE PENGUIN WILL RISE EACH

75. RENEWED VIGOR.

76. MORNING RITUAL, HE WILL SPREAD

77. YESTERDAY'S CATCH TO BEGIN

78. THE DAY ANEW.

79. >> RENEWED, THE PENGUIN WILL

80. SUSTENANCE.

81. HE WILL MAKE THIS WALK EACH DAY,

82. SOUL.

83. NOURISHMENT HE'S EVER KNOWN.

84. THE TREK IS 7 BLOCKS EACH WAY,

85. SUMMER, IT FEELS LIKE ONLY 2.

86. SOON, HE WILL FEEL A STIRRING IN HIS LOINS.

87. FEMALE, AND IT IS IN THAT SEARCH

88. GREATEST MIRACLES.

89. HIS TENACITY HAS PAID OFF.

90. THE FEMALE HAS HEARD HIS CALL, AND HAS ARRIVED TO LIE WITH HIM.

91. THE PENGUIN HAS CHOSEN AN OLDER, HEAVIER FEMALE,

92. AS HE OFTEN DOES, TO GUARANTEE A MATING.

93. LAST FOR UP TO 2 HOURS,

94. FOR 2 MINUTES.

95. SPENT, THE PROUD PENGUIN FALLS ASLEEP.

96. >> >> SLEEP RARELY BRINGS PEACE TO

97. THE PENGUIN.

98. SLUMBER MAKE THEIR DEMANDS.

99. THE PENGUIN WILL STAND, KEEPING

100. BETWEEN HIS LEGS FOR HOURS.

101. IT'S NOT YET READY FOR LIFE ON ITS OWN.

102. >> EW, SOMETHING SMELLS LIKE !

103. >> WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?

104. >> >> OK.

105. ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN, KIDS,

106. NOW, KIDS, YOU GOTTA— OK, LOOK, I CAN'T HELP YOU IF

107. YOU DON'T QUIET DOWN AND GET IN LI—HEY!

108. HEY, HEY!

109. OH—WHAT ARE YOU—DON'T SHAKE THE—WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

110. OH, GOD!

111. OH, MY GOD!

112. >> THE NOBLE MICRONAUTS,

113. MICROVERSE, SCALE AN EARTH MOUNTAIN IN PURSUIT OF GLORY.

114. TREACHEROUS, HOWEVER—

115. >> SHUT UP, PHAROID, IT'S GETTING OLD.

116. >> FATIGUE SETS IN, TURNING

117. A TOTAL BALLSACK.

118. >> SHUT IT!

119. >> >> ANDY!

120. >> AAH!

121. >> OH, GOD, ANDY!

122. >> THIS ROPE DIDN'T BREAK, IT WAS CUT!

123. >> HA HA HA!

124. THIS MOUNTAIN BELONGS TO ME.

125. >> IT'S ACROYEAR!

126. >> YEAH?

127. I—I MEAN, I THOUGHT IT WAS PRONOUNCED ACRO-YEAR.

128. >> YOU'RE BOTH WRONG!

129. IT'S ACTUALLY PR—OH— SONS OF BITCHES.

130. HA HA HA!

131. OH, AAH!

132. AAH, OH!

133. >> I'LL JUST USE MY TIME CHAMBER

134. TO GO FORWARD IN TIME.

135. I'LL BE THE FIRST ONE TO THE TOP.

136. SEE YOU IN THE FUTURE, ASSHOLES.

137. HEY, WHO'S BEEN USING MY TIME CHAMBER AS A PORT-A-JOHN?

138. >> SORRY, DUDE.

139. ANY PORT IN A STORM.

140. >> WHY, YOU— AAH!

141. >> I DID IT!

142. I DID IT, I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!

143. KING OF THE WORLD!

144. >> EDDIE!

145. IS THAT YOU?

146. >> DAVE?

147. >> SORRY, MAN, I GUESS I WENT UP THE WRONG MOUNTAIN.

148. >> WE WERE DOING THE SOUTH PEAK TODAY, THE—THE SOUTH PEAK!

149. >> >> UH, DAMN MICRONAUTS.

150. >> >> OH, EVERY NIGHT WITH THIS!

151. >> >> THIS IS THE LIFE.

152. >> THIS LIFE SUCKS, PHIL.

153. IT SMELLS LIKE COW CHIPS, AND

154. TRYING TO KILL US.

155. >> BUT WE'RE COWBOYS, BUDDY!

156. >> WHO CARES?

157. WE WANT TO BE.

158. LET'S GO CHECK OUT SOME OF THE OTHER PLAY SETS.

159. >> WOW, IT'S MAGNIFICENT!

160. >> FOR $179 IT BETTER BE.

161. >> >> THE QUEEN'S A WHORE!

162. >> GET OFF OF MY DAMN LAWN!

163. >> >> WOW!

164. TO WAIT AROUND THE AIRPORT.

165. >> DAMN IT!

166. OUR FLIGHT'S BEEN DELAYED DUE TO AN ENGINE PROBLEM.

167. NO, WAIT.

168. NOW IT'S A PILOT STRIKE.

169. OK, NOW OUR AIRLINE'S GONE BANKRUPT.

170. >> WOW, THE PLAYMOBIL MANSION!

171. >> >> OH—

172. >> SHH, SHH, SHH.

173. >> LET'S BE COOL, LET'S BE COOL.

174. >> WELCOME TO THE PLAYMOBIL MANSION, BOYS.

175. >> A REAL, LIVE, PLAYMOBIL BUNNY.

176. AM I ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOU?

177. >> UH...

178. NO, DUH.

179. BLECH.

180. >> EXCUSE ME, MISS.

181. WHICH WAY TO THE GROTTO?

182. >> WELL, HEY, EVERYBODY!

183. >> OH, MORE GUYS.

184. GREAT.

185. >> COULD SOMEONE AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE A GIRL?

186. >> HOLY SMOKE!

187. HUGH HEFNER!

188. >> IT'S SUCH AN HONOR TO MEET YOU.

189. >> I'M GLAD YOU BOYS COULD MAKE IT.

190. >> AND DO THESE LOVELY LADIES HAVE NAMES?

191. >> I'M HEF'S GIRLFRIEND HOLLY.

192. >> I'M HEF'S GIRLFRIEND BRIDGET.

193. >> I'M HEF'S GIRLFRIEND KENDRA!

194. >> 3 GIRLFRIENDS?

195. HOW'S THAT WORK?

196. >> VERY, VERY WELL.

197. LADIES?

198. THE FLOW CHART.

199. >> I GET HEF TO MYSELF MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS.

200. >> ALTERNATING WEDNESDAYS ARE GROUP JELL-O WRESTLING!

201. >> SUNDAY AFTERNOONS ARE WHEN WE DO OUR QUILTING BEE.

202. >> NOT A BIG FAN OF THE QUILTING BEE.

203. >> HEF!

204. >> MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME, GENTLEMEN.

205. "MACBETH" IN 10 MINUTES.

206. >> FORSOOTH!

207. >> HA HA HA!

208. >> FORSOOTH, FORSOOTH.

209. >> I LOVE THAT MAN.

210. >> NOW THIS IS THE LIFE.

211. >> HEY, TURN A BLIND E—

212. OK, LOOK, "GILMORE GIRLS"

213. OK, LOOK, COULD YOU SERIOUSLY

214. STOP THAT?

215. OK, I'M GETTING A LITTLE PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW, D—

216. DO YOU KNOW WHO MY DAD IS?

217. >> MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE.

218. AS IS OUR TRADITION, N.O.R.A.D.

219. IS TRACKING SANTA CLAUS' JOURNEY

220. AND GIRLS.

221. >> >> HE HASN'T RESPONDED TO OUR

222. PASSENGER MANIFEST, SO,

223. AS PER CURRENT SECURITY REGS, WE'RE ORDERING HIM TO DIVERT

224. TO CANADA.

225. >> >> HO, HO, HO, BOYS!

226. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

227. YES, PRESENTS DOWN THE CHIMNEYS, THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING.

228. HO, HO, HO!

229. >> TARGET 2-NINER DEGREES AND 3-0.

230. >> HO, HO, HO!

231. CAPTAIN MILLER'S A BAD BOY!

232. SORRY, CHARLIE, I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU NEXT YEAR.

233. >> MISSION ACCOMPLISHED,

234. GENTLEMEN.

235. THE SYSTEM WORKS.

236. [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

237. —www.ncicap.org—] >>

238. —www.ncicap.org—] >>

239. >> STUPID MONKEY.